Foreveralone Fembot Thread
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This is ONLY for fembots who can't get a bf or believe they're involuntarily celibate or lacking romantic companionship.
Age:
Sex (I know malebots will respond too):
Location:
Interests:
Looks:
Reason for being foreveralone:
Ideal guy:
The lowest you'd settle for:
You might think this is just to prove a point, but it all depends on your answers.
>>29395992
REEEE REEEEE REEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(Nothing about this is original)
>>29396036
Go suck a cock, sperg.
>>29396061
REEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE WHIP IT OUT REEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEE
>Age:
19
>Sex (I know malebots will respond too):
cis girl
>Location:
NYC
>Interests:
drawing, composing, comics, philosophy, literature
>Looks:
2~4/10
>Reason for being foreveralone:
nobody likes me
>Ideal guy:
longterm NEET loser who gave up on all his aspirations and needs a mommy gf
>The lowest you'd settle for:
average wagecuck beta that considers himself MGTOW unironically
Age: 22
Sex (I know malebots will respond too):
Location: earth
Interests:
Looks: ugly
Reason for being foreveralone: ugly
Ideal guy: dominant af
The lowest you'd settle for: 0
>Age:
20
>Sex:
femanon
>Location:
USA
>Interests:
anime, vidya, 4chan
>Looks:
5'2", 120 lb, pale, blonde hair, blue/grey eyes, tiny boobs
>Reason for being foreveralone:
no guy gives me attention
>Ideal guy:
cute/nerdy, at least 6'0", fit, funny
>The lowest you'd settle for:
i dont want to settle
>>29396147
You're 19, you can't mommy.
>>29395992
go on a dating site or literally walk to a crowded place
there's 100% going to be a dude who would be with you
oh wait, you just want some foot long dick muscled chad
forever alone :( it's so hard being a girl :((
>>29396147
You have decent hobbies. What kinda Comics are you drawing?
>>29396213
you sound literally perfect
>>29396305
U wut?
Go on a dating site and fuck 10 men bf one is willing to settle for you, no thanks.
>>29395992
>le forever alone """fem"""bot
nice try this meme is non existant, kys fucking roastie go back on the cock carroussel like all you other dumb cunts
>>29396213
Not incel and you know it.
>inb4 everyone has standards rah rah raaahh
I'm fit and 5'10" and I'll date chubby girls and I'll fucking like it.
You just really, really don't compare to our situation.
>Age: 24
>Sex: F
>Location: Bumfuck nowhere
>Interests: Old television shows, vidya
>Looks: maybe a 6
>Reason for being foreveralone: Gay, in bumfuck nowhere
>Ideal guy: A gal
>The lowest you'd settle for: Any lesbian younger than 40
>>29396357
there it is, the "settle for me" crap
you're disgusting, I'm sure you get off knowing you and some lonely guy who will never get a chance will die alone
>there will never be a point in time where you won't get guaranteed replies from thirsty betas by posting wish-fulfillment girl descriptions on /r9k/
feels good man, it's all I need for attention these days
>>29396213
either your beauty is too intimidating, or you are full of shit.
post face w/timestamp.
>>29396213
>no guy gives me attention
you must be hideous
>>29396407
well your fucked the hardest here
keep n trucking
>>29396147
are you fucking retarded?
no MGTOW will even look at a woman that's 2-4, let alone let you "settle" for him
>>29395992
Age: 22
Sex (I know malebots will respond too): F
Location: Los Angeles
Interests: None
Looks: 3/10
Reason for being foreveralone: Hairy obese shut it. Hidradenitis suppurativa all over butt and inner thighs.
Ideal guy: Not bigoted, smart, 5/10 minimum, my weight or less, 5'6" or taller.
The lowest you'd settle for: looks wise I'd say Boogie
>>29396147
this feels like bait, because i, and a lot of other people on here would like everything you are offering. I am interested in what you compose, classical? what sort of music do you like?
>>29396542
post face.
bakabakabakabakabakadesu
>>29396542
you're the female version of me, except two years younger and way shorter
>>29396147
thats bait.jpg.webm.py.tiff.sh.exe
>Age: 35
>Sex (I know malebots will respond too): F
>Location: NYC
>Interests: Myself, Chad
>Looks: 0/10
>Reason for being foreveralone: No more good men
>Ideal guy: Chad
>The lowest you'd settle for: Chad
>>29395992
>>>29396147
>
> I am interested in what you compose, classical? what sort of music do you like?
the thirst is real
>>29396542
>google Hidradenitis suppurativa
>projectile vomit 10 feet
Fuck, I don't even know why I'm giving you this (you)
all these random numbers, and only one pic - OP's stock image
>Age: late 20s. yes im old
>Sex (I know malebots will respond too): f
>Location: eurofag
>Interests: nature (hiking etc), traveling, history, reading
>Looks: pretty face, shitty chubby body
>Reason for being foreveralone: dont like to go out, dont party, shy and awkward/autistic around men, feel judged and dont want a chad
>Ideal guy: shares one or more interest, is traditional in his morals/values, loyal, emotionally stable, has some edgy opinions on things like immigration. Being into older grills would be a plus..since Im old : (
>The lowest you'd settle for: I dont care much about looks but please be slightly taller than me. I dont wear heels so its not hard. Im 5 foot 4.
>Age:
27 T_T
>Sex:
There are nother women on the internet
>Location:
Sunny Commiefornia
>Interests:
The paranormal, comicbooks, videogames, writing badly, reading to fill the void in my life where people were, cooking, herbology, being a degenerate pothead
>Looks:
Former super fatass with swags of extra skin, pignose, glasses that make me look like I should be blogging about the patriarchy lol. Far too tall.
>Reason for being foreveralone:
I don't know what's wrong with meeee T_T I type like a douche, but I'm a caring nice person. I just look, dress, and act weird I guess.
>Ideal guy:
This is a stupid question to me. How will I know unless I meet him?
>The lowest you'd settle for:
If you consider it settling then you'really a douche and shouldn't be with that person. Everyone has worth in my eyes.
>Age:
22
>Sex (I know malebots will respond too):
Female
>Location:
US
>Interests:
Idk desu I'm pretty boring. I collect fountain pens.
>Looks:
Short black hair, average body
>Reason for being foreveralone:
I get nervous when talking to people
>Ideal guy:
Older, chubby, full head of hair, well educated, hairy, white with dark features. Glasses are a plus as well.
>The lowest you'd settle for:
Idk
>>29396777
Be my gf please. skype?
>>29396777
The thing I don't get about people (allegedly) like you, is that surely you understand that you could make an account on literally any dating website, or hell just make a post on basically any board of 4chan and have hordes of guys completely seriously asking to be your bf. Your standards aren't exactly unrealistic so I can't fathom why you don't just do this and take your pick of the thousands of anons who throw themselves at you?
>>29396806
You know "herbology" is from harry potter right? You mean herbalism
>>29396777
>I dont care much about looks but please be slightly taller than me. I dont wear heels so its not hard. Im 5 foot 4.Is 6'7" too tall for you?
>>29396848
Stop ruining our comfy mommy girlfriend roleplay thread with your shitty rationalizations.
>>29396473
>MGTOW
Meh. What does that even mean?
I've been called a MGTOW before, but I don't consider myself one.
I SOMEWHAT choose to be single because I can't be bothered with doing all the things to fix it and being single is OKAYish to me, but it's not REALLY a choice and I know it.
So I guess it means I'm not really MGTOW?
>>29396871
I wasn't aware of the distinction. I wonder where I heard that. I was above the age level of those books when they came out. Thank you! I feel like a goober.
>Age:
18
>Sex (I know malebots will respond too):
Female
>Location:
East Asia
>Interests:
Paranormal, conspiracy theories, politics, architecture, history, art, taxidermy.
>Looks:
5/10
>Reason for being foreveralone:I'm taken but I like filling out surveys
>Ideal guy:
Hopeless schizo who wants to turn me into his living doll
>The lowest you'd settle for:
Hopeless skele
>>29396848
because then Id have to at some point meet up with them irl and it goes bad. I have a very bad experience with this one time in my past and I dont want to go through it again. Theres also an expectation of being socially intelligent enough to keep a conversation "interesting" and in all honesty Ive tried one dating site and I find none of those conversations interesting at all. People from r9k usually have strong opinions about things, even if its negative views on women or historical events or people, its heaps better and more comfy than the fake and gay shit that goes on there.
>>29396920
"Men Going Their Own Way"
It's an autistic internet "movement" of redpillers going on about how they CHOOSE to be virgins because the dating/marriage game is so skewed in favor of women.
I mean, they make some valid points, but it's kind of ironic to self identify as a "man going his own way" yet spending all of your time talking abut how you hate women on the internet.
>>29395992
>Age:
25
>Sex (I know malebots will respond too):
gril
>Location:
england
>Interests:
cooking, baking, drawing, gaming
>Looks:
palest person you ever saw. blonde hair, small boobs, 120lbs, face with 'character'
>Reason for being foreveralone:
vagina doesn't work. vaginismus and vasginal vasulitis means nothing goes in there. literally no man would want me
>Ideal guy:
warm, affectionate, none-plebby, funny. I like hairy guys with a bit of chunk.
>The lowest you'd settle for:
I draw the line at unhygienic/dole monkey/abnormally ugly
>>29396542
>Reason for being foreveralone: Hairy obese shut it. Hidradenitis suppurativa all over butt and inner thighs.
>Ideal guy: Not bigoted, smart, 5/10 minimum, my weight or less, 5'6" or taller.
>>29396980
>vagina doesn't work. vaginismus and vasginal vasulitis means nothing goes in there. literally no man would want me
What about in the butt?
@29396641
Who the f*ck are you quoting?
>>29395992
Age: 22
Sex: F
Location: US
Interests: Hiking, camping, vidya, dank memes
Looks: 7/10 face 4/10 body
Reason for being foreveralone: my mom wouldn't let me leave the house for most of my life which led to social issues and not developing social skills until my 20's. Weight loss has also wrecked my body. I look like a deflated balloon.
Ideal guy: experienced socially and relationship wise, not many friends, likes smoking weed, shared interests, secretly a psychopath
The lowest you'd settle for: a 5'8, slightly overweight, 5/10, slightly misogynistic, betafag
>>29396902
idk if youre poking fun but anything above 5 foot 6/7 is fine with me really.
>>29396838
post yours : s
>>29395992
That's what you call a pork'n toss here in South Texas.
Just kidding, I made that up on the spot. Never go so low as to fuck a fat chick, you deserve better than that. Believe me.
>>29396542
>Hidradenitis suppurativa
Jesus fucking Christ, how do you even live with that shit?
>>29396962
>I have a very bad experience with this one time in my past and I dont want to go through it again.
You sound like all the maleanons on this board who gave up on ever finding a gf after being rejected once.
>Theres also an expectation of being socially intelligent enough to keep a conversation "interesting"
You know that isn't a thing right?
Like, half of the posts on this board are about how that isn't a thing? All you need to do is say "lol" every once in a while an own a vajayjay
>>29395992
Lowest I'd settle for is pic related, my 10/10 husbando
stop being fat
t. chubby male
>>29397010
>idk if youre poking fun but anything above 5 foot 6/7 is fine with me really.
I wasn't trying to poke fun. I've been made fun of by women before because they think I'm too tall.
>>29396147
I dont give a shit what you look like, I just need a mommy gf whos into gentle femdom.
>>29396985
You know that "ideal"=/="minimum", right?
>>29397009
>experienced socially and relationship wise, not many friends
laughed out loud, to be honest
>>29397037
It goes a bit beyond just being rejected, but I rather not tell the story. I was catfished badly. Either way, I lead a rather quiet life and I dont mind being more or less undesireable to most men. Ive never wanted to ride the cock carousel.
>it's a "all the women without disfiguring/dealbreaking diseases are whores" episode
>>29396962
>I have a very bad experience with this one time in my past and I dont want to go through it again.
What, was he slightly less perfect than on the pic?
>>29397071
Aw shit. I was supposed to be inexperienced.
>tfw you accidentally set your standards too high
>>29395992
If there are any fembots in the Kansas City area I will date you. There is nobody left to date here from what i've seen on dating sites.
>>29396972
Hrm ok. Yeah I'm kind of that I guess, but not really. Mostly I just went "bah, fuck it" and gave up. Doesn't mean I don't still want a nice GF, but I'll just "BAH" them pretty fast because I can't be bothered anymore, because they don't want me anyway... eh. :/ I gotta be honest about it...
>>29396641
maybe i just want a gf thats into music, every girl ive met thats "into music" goes only as far as 21 pilots or some other popular group that they think is obscure and edgy when its really just another rehash of radio pop. If a girl was into classical thats pretty cool, it means that they have developed their own taste and that we can maybe bond over music, since its the only thing that really matters to me anymore.
>>29396777
>Location: eurofag
West or East? I don't want a posh Western European cunt.
>>29396777
late 20s = mid 30s
>>29397054
Im sorry about that anon. I dont make fun of people and being tall is not a bad thing.
>>29396542
your bait right ?
or a extremely entitled sasquatch
>>29397123
nordic.
not posh either.
>>29397128
nop.
>>29397028
Shut the fuck up, Pedro. Don't tell me what I deserve
>>29396542
>Hidradenitis suppurativa
Ah... Fembots do exist...
>>29396777
Im 25.
Im 5'6.Even though you're not much older, older girls are my thing.
>>29397086
>Either way, I lead a rather quiet life and I dont mind being more or less undesireable to most men.
Just because you're undesirable to most does't mean that there aren't still throngs of men who would give their left asscheek to be able to touch your skin for a few seconds.
>Ive never wanted to ride the cock carousel.
That's not what I'm talking about, my point is that you could post a throwaway email in a thread on this board and within a few hours have hundreds of applications from men who would be completely dedicated to you as their waifu.
Do you actually want a man? Fair enough if not. I just literally don't understand how, if you do, you haven't just gotten one. Even an internet one? Because it is actually *that* easy.
>>29397001
Oh I'm fine with butt stuff
women cannot be robots
very few women can be truly forever alone
this is now a train thread
>>29397131
Thank you. You're very much my type of girl (you being older is a huge plus) but I'm in the US.
>>29397208
I honestly dont know how to answer that statement, sorry. I just dont feel fully functional, Ive been the one to get rejected in every encounter Ive tried for. I can only blame myself and my personality/looks/both. Id be willing to try I guess, but not through traditional channels, dating sites etc. it makes me really nervous. You guys are much more appealing and less frightening, believe it or not. Even rudebots.
>>29395992
>Age:
19
>Sex:
Woman
>Location:
Saudi Arabia
>Interests:
Fucking, Sexual Fetishes, Wearing a Hijab
>Looks:
8/10
>Reason for being foreveralone:
Men can't see us here and i hate matchmaking via relatives
>Ideal guy:
Any middle-higher class white male.
>The lowest you'd settle for:
Middle-class white male
>>29397265
So what's the problem then? Just tell guys you can only get fucked in the ass and mouth and it's all fine. Who cares about pussy anyway.
>>29397332
Wish there were more muslim cuties in my area.Even though Im a white godless foreigner
>>29397278
thank you, thats a shame ;_;
>>29397359
Sadly not everyone agrees with you ._.
>>29397169
>nordic.
Nope, wouldn't work, you people are way too rich for people like me.
>>29397009
I'm a narcissist, is that acceptable?
>>29397370
ah i'm sorry i forgot to add.
You need to be cut (or willing to be one in future) and convert into Islam.
I can't consider fighting with my family over this ^^
>>29397394
Obviously I agree with me, but somehow I'm not enough for you am I. I wonder why.
>>29397417
Im cut, hahaha.
Jews at the hospital cut me when I was a baby.
>>29396777
I'd love to talk to you since I'm into older and chubby women and maybe get some practice talking to girls in some fashion.
>>29397403
Im not rich personally, i was sick for years and just finished studying.
I have a pretty low paying job, I save up for traveling and books and to go hiking in other places/countries.
But I understand you, good luck anon.
>>29397384
>tfw I will never have an older, shorter gf stand on her tip toes in order for us to kiss
All the best to you though anon. I hope you can find happiness one day.
Age: 18
Sex (I know malebots will respond too): f
Location: canuck
Interests: anime, literature, linguistics
Looks: uggo
Reason for being foreveralone: WGTOW
Ideal guy: dead
The lowest you'd settle for: willing to let me eat his non vital organs
>>29395992
Age:
>20
Sex (I know malebots will respond too): F
Location:
>USA
Interests:
>Reading, writing, Sims 4, uh... I guess that's it really.
Looks:
>Average
Reason for being foreveralone:
I've lived in the middle of no where my whole life.
>home schooled
>talked to maybe a dozen people my own age in my life and it was always forced socialization like buying stuff
>maybe 4 guys my age in 30 mile radius
Ideal guy:
>Talks too much, lets me watch him play vidya, virgin or very experienced (must be one or the other), likes isolated life, 5/10.
The lowest you'd settle for:
>Anyone who would just notice me.
Anyone in north east england?
I will be in Hull come September and I'll need someone to hang with/hook me up with local dealers
>>29397499
You can get more in social security or other free money in a month than I've probably earned in the entire year, so yeah. I doubt you'd consider me a real human being, I've seen what socioeconomic disparity does to people even with smaller differences.
>>29397520
You can have ONE kidney.
>>29397520
wow such feminist
wow so edge
wow very Tumblr
>>29397521
May I contact you?
>>29397503
tfw I have long hair like that and always wear dresses.
you sound wonderful anon, gl to you
>>29395992
>Age:
18
>Sex (I know malebots will respond too):
shit nyou got me I'm male
>Location:
Texas
>Interests:
video games, anime, programming, "designing" and my personal favorite finding a reason to live everydayI also used to waste my life just commenting on YouTube videos... a lot... to the point people threatening me to stop... I did-ish
>Looks:
Black
5' something I forgot
pretty sure I'm a 2-4/10 for the standards of black guys
>Reason for being foreveralone:
I never really socialized as a kid because my parent never let me out of the house
because of this I am extremely socially retarded I often just mind my own business and even when I talk to people they can barley understand me
>Ideal girl:
taller than me
being a virgin like me
>The lowest you'd settle for:
In reality I don't know because people don't really know what they want at times...Sorry for wasting your time
>>29397551
I understand that you feel that way but Ive never worried myself or expected anything from other people or their social/economic "standing". Maybe its because this country is so socialist/equal that no one discusses "wealth" or lack of wealth. I provide for myself and I never want or expect anyone to give me things for free or to make a certain amount of money. I share what I have as well if/when I have it. Im not materialistic. I have the general impression that north american girls are, quite often.
>>29396604
this whole thread is bait. There's no such thing as a lonely woman.
>>29397414
Excuse but you told me to get raped by niggers. You missed your chance buddy.
>>29397565tfw samson is disappointed in you ;_;
>>29397559
are you an alcoholic?
>>29397579
>tfw I have long hair like that and always wear dresses.Good luck to you too.
>>29397436
Maybe because you can't sentence very well?
I don't have high standards, I just want a guy who is kind and clean. I don't think I ask for much.
>>29397332
this post gave me a hard-on desu
>>29397662
>wants a psychopath
>is surprised when she gets abused by one
typical female
>>29397665
No...and even if I was, being an alcoholic with one kidney would be suicide.
>>29397521
Maybe we live in the same part of nowhere. Pls post skype
>>29397675
if you change your mind, my email is [email protected]
;_;
>recaptcha asks me to click all the palm trees
>tfw live in frozen wasteland
>>29397665
because your b8 is stale and of very poor quality
>>29396213
>at least 6'0", fit, funny
WELL GEE, I WONDER WHY NOBODY GIVES YOU ATTENTION
>>29397010
>post yours : s
alright my skype is donotgointothecity
>Age:
21
>Sex (I know malebots will respond too):
M
>Location:
East Coast US
>Interests:
Video games and I've lately been trying to get into lifting
>Looks:
Average/Chubby
>Reason for being foreveralone:
Lived in the middle of no where, never really met anyone my entire life.
>Ideal girl:
A girl that's a bit more like a friend, someone I can talk to and confide in. Someone that would mutually enjoy my company.
>The lowest you'd settle for:
I don't consider what I want settling as I don't care for looks. I just want someone I can talk to and bond with.
>>29397662
>watching a show about murder
>murders wife describes walking into the bathroom and seeing her husband in the hot tub with the heads of the victims
>throws her the bullets he dug out of their skulls
>almost cum
That's why I want a psychopath, I just want someone fucked up beyond reason.
>>29397660
>Ive never worried myself or expected anything from other people or their social/economic "standing". Maybe its because this country is so socialist/equal that no one discusses "wealth"
Well, yes, when you're all rich enough, why would you worry about slight differences. Try living in a shitty Eastern European country where you actually have to work to live, with no way out, and suddenly it's a pretty big issue.
A human being who can pursue their dreams in life and a "human being" who has to be worried about the price of his underpants and knows they will never be able to do anything they want in life are fundamentally different, to such an extent that I wouldn't really call the latter human, and if we're honest about it, neither would the former if you really pressed them.
Is there anyone that will be my gf?
>>29397772
But you don't actually, as anyone who was like that would almost certainly subject you to a huge amount of emotional and physical abuse
>>29397695
Aw fuck me I responded to the wrong post.
>>29397772
>>29397721
And of course the tallest Chad gets the email. Fuck you.
>>29397680
>Maybe because you can't sentence very well?
Maybe you can't read very well? The syntax is perfectly in sync with the deadpan delivery you're supposed to read it in.
>>29397801
>tfw no qt dog bf
Sometimes I want to pretend to be a girl in these threads so someone will give me attention... There really is a difference between men and women.
>>29397769
I'll add you.
any arkansas fembots here?
>>29397520
>>29396634
>>29396147
>>29396213
pic just 5 you
>>29397758
anon that oone is clearly baait
>>29397178
Nope
I'd still fuck her
fembots do not exist
fuck it, can't beat em may as well join em
>Age:
22
>Sex (I know malebots will respond too):
M
>Location:
SF Bay Area
>Interests:
Trains, cooking, Star Trek, vidya gaems, military history, and getting slightly into tabletop gaming
>Looks:
Long haired kike fatass
>Reason for being foreveralone:
Not really foreveralone, just currently and for the forseeable future, because I'm a fat, broke, misogynist, alcoholic autist
>Ideal girl:
A white or latina qt with thick thighs/ass, who enjoys at least 2 of my interests and hates feminists
>The lowest you'd settle for:
any biological female not too fat to walk who isn't a total misandrist
>>29397840
Okay then I change my answer to 'jumps down people's throats for no reason'
>>29396944
You shouldn't feel like a goober, rather you should feel like the braindead mongoloid cretin that you are
>>29397983
You're only 22? Fuck I thought you were 30 and British
>>29397905
wait, i forgot to ask, are you a virgin?
>>29397863
More proof that fembots hate kittens
I should write a paper on this
>>29398012
He's a half-kike professional burger flipper with at thing for 12 year olds and trains
He looks old because he does lots of drugs and is an alcoholic
>>29398012
alcohol ages people very quickly, and I've always looked a bit older than I am
The only two plausible foreveralones in this thread are the lesbian and the obeast. The rest are just stacys with low self-esteem.
>>29395992
Age: 22
Sex (I know malebots will respond too):
Location:
Interests:
Looks: 9-9/10
Reason for being foreveralone: not, had sex with 9 girls, pussy is easy
Ideal girl: 5'6", 18-20, white, east Asian, middle eastern or Desi, high estrogen with hips and tits but does cardio, smart with varied interests, virgin (major plus but not necessary), traditional politics/worldview.
The lowest you'd settle for: See above.
>>29397721
I sent you an email. This is also an original comment.
>>29398057
>a thing for 12 year olds
>implying I don't prefer older women
one uneventful smoothie date with a 17 year old does not make one a pedophile, no matter how you legion faggots twist it
>>29395992
>Age:
22
>Sex (I know malebots will respond too):
female
>Location:london
>Interests:
club music, french cinema
>Looks:
probably 4-5 or something
>Reason for being foreveralone:
i'm borderline hikki
>Ideal guy:
someone who actually bothers talking to me and isn't intimidated by my bitter attitude and maybe something more
>The lowest you'd settle for:
see ideal but without the something more
>>29398167
would you talk to someone not from london femanon?
>>29398113
Lol this is me except that I'm 21. Are you a girl?
>>29398181
no, fuck offsee what I mean
>>29395992
>involuntarily celibate fembot
No such thing and I will prove this right now.
>age
18
>sex
Male
>location
UK
>interests
Anime, vidya, computers, 4chan
>looks
6'2", 150lbs, white, decent face
>reason for being forever alone
Girls have no interest in me because I don't go out partying/drinking like Chad
>ideal girl
Femdom qt with similar interests
>lowest you'd settle for
I would literally date any female who replies to this post. If you choose not to reply, you're not "involuntarily celibate". Prove me wrong :^)
>Age
21
>Sex
Female
>Location
California
>Interests
Anime, Video Games, Baking, Writing Horror Fantasy
>Looks
Fat/10
>Reason for forever alone
Besides never leaving the house due to my anxiety and agoraphobia, I have terrible personality flaws
>Ideal guy
Funny bearded chubby guy
>Lowest you'd settle for
I don't like this question, it seems mean.
>>29398254
date=/=fuck anon, would you fly out to meet a USA fembot?
>>29398274
I'm chubby and have a beard, but usually people laugh at me, not with me
>>29398201
English motherfucker, do you fucking speak it?
>>29398294
I guess you're right. Although you would still be arguably "forever alone" by choice, if you count long distance bf as still being alone.
>>29398274
Im an ex-chubby guy who is now just slightly chubby. Im continuing to lose the weight though through exercise and eating right.
But I still love chubby girls. I also have agoraphobia and anxiety disorder.
Contact?
>>29398318
I barely speak, so "no".
>>29398201
That's fine, thanks for at least replying.
>>29398201
That not being "bitter" and a bit edgy thats just being a bitch.
You want someone to take your abuse. Ether that or you want a nigger that will keep on cat calling you after you say fuck off leave me alone
>>29396407
H-Hey.
I really don't know how to talk to other girls... but um would you settle for a chubby?
Age: 23
Sex: Male
Location: Canada
Interests: Drinking, Raves, Boating, Hockey, Smashing ass, Kayaking, Guitar, Partying
Looks: Anywhere from 7-9/10
Reason for being forever alone: I'm not haha
Ideal Girl: I'm not even that picky. Someone who isn't fat, has similar interests, my friends like.
Lowest I'd settle for: 6.5 or 7
>>29398167
I'm from London and would happily talk to you. Do you have Skype or anything I can contact you on?
>>29398356
You mean you dont wanna speak?
>>29398364
Honestly I'm used to girls not even replying to me so at least she said something.
>>29395992
That bitch is embarrassed of her body
>>29397983
You do not look that fat anymore,unless this is not a recent picture. What vidyas does samson play?
>>29396178
Ahh so you want a guy who barks orders at you and treats you like a child while all along sleeping with a few other chix on the side. Hahaha you'll get what you're looking for honey pie
>>29398474
that pic is from over a year ago, I am much fatter now
usually CS:GO and Chivalry these days
>>29398274
My Skype is pinnkincandy
My Kik is taypink510
Age: 20
Sex (I know malebots will respond too): fem
Location: southern US
Interests: video games, art
Looks: very skinny, people usually think I'm 15 cause I look young
Reason for being foreveralone: only people that like me are 15 year olds who think I'm their age or creepy old men + I get tired of people very quickly
Ideal guy: a few years older than me, very funny, easy to hang out with and talk to, isn't clingy, doesn't yell at me
The lowest you'd settle for: someone who leaves me alone when I ask them to, doesn't annoy me
>>29396213
You should post pussy pictures so we can be sure you're our dream girl
>>29396305
Small dick detected
Post pix
>>29398527
>someone who leaves me alone when I ask them to
what about someone who leaves you alone even when you don't ask them
>>29398516
I've seen you on 4chan before, you're a qt redhead.
Would you mind talking to someone that is a complete autist with women?
Ah spring is in bloom
And the chicas ovaries
Are finally waking up
>>29398507
How long ago was this pic? What is in that framed picture in your background?
>Age:
28.
>Sex:
Female.
>Location:
USA.
>Interests:
Music, drawing, birds, bugs, plants, camping.
>Looks:
Hard to say. I'm okay.
>Reason for being foreveralone:
I can't find anyone I like.
>Ideal guy:
Smart. Cynical. Nothing is sacred.Doesn't mind that I'm hairy. Shaving just doesn't work for me.Likes anime. Likes animals. I don't know.
>The lowest you'd settle for:
My problem is I refuse.
>>29398561
that works too, but it's kind of like how cats only want attention when it's their idea. if he's not available to give me attention when I want it, I'm not happy. it's selfish as fuck so I don't expect anyone to comply with it, I manage to keep myself in check usually
>>29398566
I definitely wouldn't mind.
I'm so so soul crushingly lonely.
>>29398629
>Doesn't mind that I'm hairy. Shaving just doesn't work for me.
Yes please.
>>29398649
Is this a troll post?
>>29396407
What about a guy with a girls body. Like a straight trap if that exists.
>>29398629
>28
>Doesn't mind that I'm hairy. Shaving just doesn't work for me.
PLEASE MARRY ME
>>29395992
pic unrelated right?
because i'd gf that in a heart beat and fuck her three times daily
>>29398663
It's not. I'm stuck in my room. I don't leave the house. And I lost all my online friends recently.
>>29398114
Are you the tall guy?
>>29398666
Hell no nobody wants to touch a trap
>>29398695
Do you prefer kik or skype?
Age:19
Sex (I know malebots will respond too):f
Location:southern usa
Interests:hiking sewing music movies
Looks: ugly tomoko
Reason for being foreveralone: hairy shutin
Ideal guy: skinny dark features into music
The lowest you'd settle for: 2/10 chubby who likes music
>>29398713
Skype seems more personal, so I prefer that.
>>29398739
You sound cute as fuck.
Im into music...actually Im a music producer. What have you been listening to lately?
I have met one of my best friends on this site, so I'll try again.
Anyone wanna just talk about stuff without any sort of commitment to it?
>>29398695
Long distance relationships work better for people that don't go outside.
;)
When should I schedule an appointment to internet date you? I'm free tonight and tomorrow.
>>29397983
I am your ideal female. You are also my ideal male, but I am unfortunately from Colorado. It's a sad sad life.
>>29398812
>You are also my ideal male
Do you not know who Samson is?
>>29395992
tbqh i'm posting in the hopes that a female will add me, just to talk occasionally
>Age: 21
Sex (I know malebots will respond too): man
Location: western europe
Interests: drinking, drawing, reading, shitposting
Looks: 3/10
Reason for being foreveralone: alcoholic chainsmoker
Ideal guy: lel
The lowest you'd settle for: a hamplanet
>>29398629
Do you go camping on your own?
>>29398198
male. woops
>>29398812
I would not be opposed to visiting Colorado, but I am unlikely to have the money for it anytime soon
>>29398802
Tonight at eight fifteen, Anon-kun.
>>29398831
Don't forget that females are attracted to popularity.
Age: 25
Sex (I know malebots will respond too): Male DESU
Location: Vermont
Interests: Civil war reenactment
Looks: The most beautiful blue eyes ;;)
Reason for being foreveralone: I'm too good for you
Ideal guy: Doesn't take anything seriously / secretly takes everything seriously
The lowest you'd settle for: Must have a high school diploma
Please respond
>>29396777
N O R G E
O
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G
E
>>29395992
I'm 41 years old with ED and this girl gave me my first wood in 6 days or so.
>>29398848
>tfw no one will respond
I know i fucked up the greentext, but come on, i'm inebriated.
>>29398857
Yeah. I try to stick to national forests or anywhere that it's free and hopefully not at all crowded.
>>29396414
It takes a real faggot to attack someone for not wanting to fuck you.
>>29396213
>5'2"
The reason anyone over 6 feet doesn't pay attention to you is because they can't fucking see you.
>>29398913
So you're gay? And think that not completing high school makes someone...dumb?
>>29398766
Brand New, Good Charlotte, My Chemical Romance, etc
>>29398666
I'd be into sexing him if he were a sub and let me peg him, but not a relationship.
>>29399111
Love Brand new
Use to listen to Good Charlotte when I was in highschool, but now Im into more of the mainstream pop and hiphop scene.
Are there any bands like MCR or Brand New that you could recommend me?
>>29398770
I'd be up for that anon, do you have a kik?
>>29395992
>Age
20
>Sex
trap
>Interests
drawing, music, some comics, philosophy
>Reasons for being foreveralone
Too shy to put myself out there
>Ideal guy
dunno
>The lowest you'd settle for
dunno
>>29399147
>I'd be into sexing him if he were a sub and let me peg him
Actual location?
>>29399152
Shit nig I'm not her. I was trolling and trying to say shitty bands. Now I feel bad.
>>29399182
hi skype
>>29399220
hi what are you like
>>29399111
Devil and God is an excellent album but come on with that other shit. Empty music.
>>29399243
too young male :(
>>29399182
Hmmm. Would you be interested in talking with a white male in western europe who's inebriated most of the time?
>>29398618
Post hard or not at all.
im a 6'3 26 y/o retard guy with no friends, and im a virgin. im basically a shutin. all of my famly has done modeling and im handsome. please be my gf
Age: 18
Sex: girl
Location: nj
Interests: music, concerts, art museums, museums in general, nature, going new places
Looks: eh, im either really unattractive to someone or cute/pretty. it kinda depends on whether you like chubby girls/brown girls/tall girls/girls with a quirky sense of style. but i think to most people, im a 5.5 most of the time.
Reason for being forever alone: no boy has ever been interested in having a relationship with me, never have been asked out, im always considered a friend to guys but was never cute enough/feminine enough to be the love interest
Ideal guy: IDEALLY id like a guy with a nice sense of style, enrolled in a good college/already graduated/already beginning their career, a man with goals, a man with nice hair, taller than 6ft tall, nice music taste, a guy that could be dominant in the relationship but submissive in the bedroom, bossy, sometimes mean, but all around a sweetheart
The lowest you'd settle for: a qt awkward nerdy neet as long as theyre making decent money somehow, can be short but not under 5'6", can be moderately unnattractive/goofy looking as long as they have nice teeth, nice hair, nice skin and keep themselves clean, can be a khv and a weeb as long as theyre still super sexual and will let me do dirty things to them :3
>>29398831
>implying I don't have a thing for narcissistic, misogynistic, losers
Honestly why else would I be here?
>>29398891
I'd post contact info but in posting from my phone at the moment, but considering your an awful tripfag I'm sure we'll cross paths again.
>>29399322
I sense untruth
>>29399322
I live in PA, you actually live pretty close to me.
>still super sexual and will let me do dirty things to them :3
hot
ITT: so called """fembots""" get fucked by failed normies
>>29399322
eyy bb you want some fuck?
I live across the pond, studying to become a translator, have over 7k euros in my bank account, have anger management issues and can be very submissive.
>>29396542
>Reason for being foreveralone: Hairy obese shut it. Hidradenitis suppurativa all over butt and inner thighs.
Hey I have that too. Nowhere near as bad as Google images suggests though. It's gotten better since I started showering twice every day and using a 10% benzoyl peroxide wash on my ass and thighs. Also a fullers earth mask twic a week helps with scars. I just broke up with a girl after 8 years of dating and now I'm horrified at the thought of anyone else seeing my pimply ass. Not sure what to do. Losing weight and quitting smoking are on my to do list. Supposed to help but I'm sure you know that.
Age:22
Sex (I know malebots will respond too): Male
Location: Bay area
Interests: Vidya, guitar, fitness (not weightlifting)
Looks: Pic related
Reason for being foreveralone: Sensitive faggot with a tall girl shaped body. NEET robot with no friends
Ideal girl: Classic r9k fantasy girl
The lowest you'd settle for: Id settle for a fat fuck as long as shes short
add me on skype: philosophicalbum
Age: 22
Sex (I know malebots will respond too): Male
Location: midwest america
Interests: mad bongs rips and sick kickflips
Looks: 8-9/10, 6ft, skinny twink but lifting cause of MGTOW sam hyde
Reason for being foreveralone: had sex with 9 girls but no real girlfriends. idk guess im a weirdo, will we ever find love fellow robots :^)
Ideal girl: 5'6", 18-20, white, east Asian, middle eastern or Desi, high estrogen with hips and tits but does cardio, smart with varied interests, virgin (major plus but not necessary), traditional politics/worldview.
The lowest you'd settle for: For relationship, see above. For sex, under 120 lbs, 5/10 face, no deformities.
>>29399461
>Bay area
Which bay? There's fucking hundreds of bays across the country. You're as stupid as you look.
>>29399360
what do you mean?
>>29399408
not reallt interested in anything super long distance like that, sorry
>>29399371
do you live near philly? i live close to nyc
>>29399539
im not him but im in philly, 18 m
>>29399461
God, you look like you're 16 and retarded.
kys
>>29399539
Pittsburgh, but I have a car
>>29399528
Everyone knows that's the SF area desu
>>29399558
Why is his cute face so triggering for you?
>>29399562
yikes, i just drove to pittsburgh not to long ago but its like an 8hr drive from where i live
>>29399557
what do you look like/what are your interests/are you interested maybe pls?
>>29399461
Show your body faggot, I wanna imagine you wearing a wig, gotta rub one out before bed.
>>29399322
What type of music do you like, what concerts do you go to?
>>29399539
>what do you mean?
I don't know, that sounded more like a professional pedigree than anything else.
Might be my fault, I am not used to this stuff
Age: 21
Sex: female
Location: Finland
Interest: Anime, Movies, Music, Cooking
Drawing
Looks: would say I'm a 8-9/10. Full lips, big brown eyes. Also curvy with a big butt.
Reasons for being foreveralone: I don't reply go out much so I don't meet new people that often. I have plenty of friends but they're the friends I've always had and I'm not attracted to any of my male friends.
Ideal guy: really tall, in good shape, attractive and really funny
Lowest I'd settle for: semi - attractive guys but still with all the rest of the features mentioned above.
>>29399611
I don't think you'd be too interested in me anyways. I do have my life somewhat together but I am pretty boring. Ideally I'm looking to start slow with a long distance thing for a bit and meet up later.
>>29399611
Shortish, like vidya, music, and movies, just want a somewhat smart girl to have intelligent conversation with because my last gf was really dumb desu.
>>29399648
im 6'3 and im very funny but im a virgin and 26. Let me know
>>29399648
What would you think about someone from a country that stripped your country of a couple of big chunks of land and who never had a gf, but lives in the hearth of Europe?
Age: 25
Sex (I know malebots will respond too): F
Location: Newyork
Interests: internet, video games, weebshit
Looks: chubby with a cute face
Reason for being foreveralone: i actively avoid people
Ideal guy: will force his presence upon me
The lowest you'd settle for: i would settle for a normie
i need a guy to get in my space and never leave
>>29395992
Age:20
Sex (I know malebots will respond too):F
Location: NY
Interests: Photography, animu, vidya
Looks: curly brown hair, brown eyes, 5'2"
Reason for being foreveralone: my idea of love is super fucked up and ever since I can't seem to connect with anyone on that level
Ideal guy: Nerdy Dominant QT who's into what I'm into and is financially stable (not rich- stable)
The lowest you'd settle for: 5/10 if they win me over with personality and have other endearing features
>>29399693
>i need a guy to get in my space and never leave
this is attractive to me and I don't know why
>>29398848
>tfw still ignored
>female posts get multiple replies
>>29395992
>Age: 20
>Sex (I know malebots will respond too): m
>Location: Europe
>Interests: vidya, anime, memes, manga, post rock and djent. Capable of badminton and table tennis but nobody to play with
>Looks: avg face with terrible sunken eyes, avg jawline, dirty blond. 6'2", between skinny and skinnyfat. Usually paler than snow but doing work all summer now.
>Reason for being foreveralone: anxiety, avoidance, realistic people that are honest and don't hide from others facts like what a pain this world is seem to be avoided, stuck in a black hole of a crush so liking anyone else without them replacing her spot is hard. I don't ask anyone out because I can't think well in those situations. I prefer being at home too. I might come off as having heavy emotional baggage but I start with that to see if they can relate
>Ideal guy: no homo
>The lowest you'd settle for: loyal introverted girl that's cute in her own way somehow. Black hair, appreciation of all sorts of humor and wanting to play dark souls with me easily makes her ideal if combined.
I'm pretty far from objective scale because I like girls without full sets of makeup. Majority of girls are cute in a sense to me so it's more about having something in common or mere display of affection. I eventually give in and show it but don't tell. I would do better as female. Vidya gfs are sought after so hard people grow desperate but I don't bother :^)
>>29399752
You seem like you'd be cool but I'm a guy and I don't know if you would want a friend. If it makes you feel any better no one responded to me.
>tfw had all teeth pulled, so immediately disqualified for 99% of these
Eh, at least I -know- i'll die alone now, instead of keeping that one tiny flickering candle of hope alive. My dick's become almost useless anyway.
>>29399752
But you're a druggie.
>>29399752
Is chainsmoking that disruptive of your social interactions?
>>29399752
You're a fucking guy
who ignored the thread title
and posted in a thread for fembots
>>29399809
Why were all your teeth pulled? Don't you have dentures?
>>29399398
>ITT: so called """fembots""" get fucked by failed normies
Every single time.
>>29399789
I don't mind. I never really added people, ever, so i don't know what to talk about and how do things work.
>>29399813
Everyone has his problems. Excessive drinking and smoking can be fixed, but i don't want to, it helps me cope with the fact that i'm a lonely KHHHV.
>>29399815
A massive amount of people smoke in my cunt tree, so not really, but i'm self conscious about the smell and how non-smokers see me.
>>29399817
Females post in male threads. What's your point?
And holy fuck, i didn't expect that many replies, makes me feel better, thanks.
>>29399693
How do you deal with rats, cockroaches, bed bugs, etc?
>>29399895
>i don't know what to talk about and how do things work.
Me and nearly everyone else here in a nutshell. I guess just post a skype, I'll download it and try to remember my password.
>>29399895
>And holy fuck, i didn't expect that many replies, makes me feel better, thanks.
Don't thank me, I'm a smoker too, I wanted to see if there was some huge thing I just wasn't getting about it.
I'm happy at least I don't give a fuck about what you listed, self-consciousness sucks
>>29399901
what are you talking about senpai o_o
>>29399895
>>29399945
>I don't mind. I never really added people, ever, so i don't know what to talk about and how do things work.
Also I forgot, who gives a fuck, I can post my Skype if you want to.
>>29399945
Is there anything you're self-conscious about?
>>29399926
familyfamilyfam is a throwaway account. In the seven or eight years i've wasted here, i've never added anyone or anything, so i have no clue about what to do. I wouldn't mind someone to talk with honestly.
You can add me, but i'm going to bed soon, so i won't add you right away.
>>29399945
I've had people on the bus or tram stop tell me to go away and that smoking kills, i've always felt bad about it, but told them living kills as well and i don't understand the point they're trying to make, other than it doesn't smell good.
>>29399998
A whole lot of things man. It's what mostly prevents me from being more sociable than what I am now.
One day, one day
>>29399836
Just had them pulled back in January, jaw still isn't done reconfiguring(and i'm still ripping fucking shards of bone out myself with pliars and steak knives. I wish I was joking.)
And honestly it's my own fucking fault. Too much soda, not enough brushing. Pretty much ignored any personal hygiene except the weekly shower from 28-30. Could have maybe salvaged the front bottom four, but in my mind that was MUCH worse than not having any at all, so just told the dentist to rip them all out once he was in there.
Am still doing the mold portion of the denture process. Gotta have a few more before they make them. Not even sure I want to bother anymore.
>>29400024
>I've had people on the bus or tram stop tell me to go away
Well they're cunts. I go out of my way to not bother people while I'm doing it but that's out of line in my own very personal opinion.
I don't think you did anything wrong and you shouldn't worry about that kind of people
Age: 21
Sex (I know malebots will respond too): cis F
Location: California
Interests: weeb stuff, vidya, art (heavily), nature, music, reading, biology
Looks: black hair, blue eyes, very pale skin, fairly tall (5'7"), thin
Reason for being foreveralone: I hate myself and hate getting close to people anymore because I get too clingy and possessive and it's gross
Ideal guy: somebody who will be with me 24/7 and doesn't have any friends. Is very affectionate and won't leave me. Will let me be dominate sometimes and let me have full control of them. I don't care what you look like
The lowest you'd settle for: I don't know
>>29400059
Damn. I'm sorry to hear it anon. I think you'll be okay with dentures though. You can't tell when people have dentures. I think you'll feel better when you get them. What's your life situation?
>>29400208
Post a picture of yourself desu
>>29400208
I know yous a man, but wanna be friends?
Nothing more, I live half a planet away anyway
>>29400208
The last part made it too obvious man, you went too far with it
>>29400248
Sure. Do you want to exchange emails or something? I've never done this before on here so I'm not sure how to go about it
>>29400024
>it doesn't smell good
That's literally their only argument, besides 'maybe somehow second hand smoke sort of maybe might sorta cause da cancah'
So does literally anything becomes a carcinogen when you burn it, but nobody stops grilling or using wood in fireplaces now do they.
>>29396980
When you say "Vagina doesn't work", I'd imagine that you're still fine with non-penetrative sex? If not then I can't imagine how frustrating that must be for you
If you're still able to have an active, healthy and fulfulling sex life, I'd imagine there are plenty of guys out there who would be more than understanding about your condition.
I mean It wouldn't be a deal breaker for me at all for example, I would only ever adopt if I wanted children and having Major Depression, Medication can put a dampener on your sex drive
also,
L O N D O N
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>>29400261
I don't understand.
>>29400241
I'm ugly
>>29400281
I wonder what will come out of this kek[email protected]
>>29397983
You have exactly the same interests as I do man. Thats awesome. Unfortunately Im an 18yo male.
>>29395992
>Age
23
>Sex
Female
>Location
Taiwan
>Interests
Cooking, bike riding, playing games
>Looks
5/10
>Reason for being foreveralone
Nobody likes me or asks me out. Guys always reject me when I take initiative.
>Idea guy
Conscious
>The lowest you'd settle for
Is he nice? I'll take it.
>>29399322
>tfw im 18 and in north jersey
>tfw this sounds too good to be true
>>29400492
How comfortable are you with the idea of an American man importing you to be his waifu?
>>29400492
>Taiwan
Are you rich?
>>29400526
north jersey =/= new jersey
sorry bong
>>29399340
I'm a narcissistic, misogynistic loser from colorado. Which of his interests did you share?
>>29400606
By north jersey, i meant north new jersey.
im 40 minutes from the city
>>29398167
Erika?
Originalo
>>29400492
BE MY GF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW oreos
>>29400544
Will he love me and take care of me?
>>29400550I'm half-white and from a poor family. Nobody here wants a poor dirty half-white mudblood.
>>29400208
Tell me about your interest in Biology. Email me at [email protected]
Next girl to post becomes my gf.
>>29398527
Pls be near Florida
>>29400737
Please marry me
originalalal
>tfw it's been 3 hours since you posted and no one replied
>>29400755
Let's see what you're offering. I'm a conscious consumer.
how can a femnormie get a pure untouched kv bf that likes guns/hunting/fishing/etc and listens to hipster music?
>>29400217
I appreciate the kindness anon. Pretty shitty, but not homeless at least. Live with my parents, they're disabled so I pretty much do all the housework and chores and their bidding 24/7 and simple cooking when I can. Lots of physical pain besides the mental stuff, but who doesn't these days right? I'm in the middle of the woods in a tiny rustic town, so not a lot of social interaction to begin with, and since I went full jobless NEET that's been limited to 4chan/mom&dad.
Can I get one chubby/fat late 20s/early 30s Eurofembot please, thanks, assalamualaikum.
>>29400701
>poor and dirty
Oh yes that tickles the ol' savior complex nicely
>>29400797
Have you not been paying attention to the thread? Or the literal dozens of threads that get posted by lonely kissless virgins on a daily basis wondering why Stacy loves Chad and nobody will look at them twice? C'mon man, I know this is bait and I hooked my face into it hard, but c'mon. Man. Just. Y'know. C'mon.
>>29396777
>Older
>Nordic
>likes to stay in
>shares interests
>thinks sandniggers should stay in the desert
Where do I sign up?
>>29398491
Since when is that how dominance is defined?
>>29400208
>>29400281
Here's my email [email protected]
Let's talk and see how it goes.
>>29396178
If you're near me I'll take you. Where do you live?
>>29396178
Post shit you're into or I don't care to talk to you.
>>29396960
Kill yourself
Gdhdvgffjkhdsgj
This is ONLY for fembots who can't get a bf or believe they're involuntarily celibate or lacking romantic companionship.
woop woop breaking the rules
Age:19
Sex (I know malebots will respond too): Hombre
Location: south america
Interests: same thing as all the faggots above history vidya anime politics
Looks: fit ottermode, white, fuckboy hair
Reason for being foreveralone: can't hold relationships, girls i've stayed with were insufferable
Ideal GIRL: anemic altie 4chan girl who'd walk naked around the house when i ordered
The lowest you'd settle for: above
>>29400625
I mostly just get off on the whole women hate thing/mentally fucked thing.
>>29397009
My original post if your interested. Plz be there are no robots in this normie fucking state.
Age: 22
Sex: male
Location: minnesota
Interests: reading, programming, exercise+eating, art, camping/hiking/climbing
Looks: lol
Reason for being foreveralone: see for yourself. It's probably that I refuse to cut my hair or shave and don't make much money.
Ideal girl: a shy girl who loves reading and thinks for herself
The lowest you'd settle for: looks don't matter to me barely at all, but I need some one who's not obese and likes to go outside
>Sex (I know malebots will respond too):
20 male
>Location: New York
>Interests:
escalators, sober living, smoking cigarettes
Looks:idk. I'm feminine looking. Some girls like it some hate it. Solid 6 tho.
Reason for being foreveralone:
Girls won't talk to me. Scared of intimacy.
Ideal girl:
Someone who likes me and is dominant.
The lowest you'd settle for: existing
You might think this is just to prove a point, but it all depends on your answers.
Any fembots in North Carolina?
>tfw normie state
>>29401523
dude you are a total idiot, you need to get a haircut and shave, you don't have a bad face at all
>>29396213
All people do on this board is talk about how women have such high standards.
>6'0"
This is why women need to die.
>fembot thread
>slowly turning into nothing but males filling out the survey
>>29395992
MODS!
THIS BELONGS IN /SOC/
MODS!
TOAST THE ROASTIES!
THIS IS NOW A SHITPOSTING THREAD
REMEMBER TO SAGE
>>29399322
I thought you'd be willing to be a sugar momma though, what's with the money thing?:^)
6'5" Chad here, thanks for entertaining me with all your pathetic personal ads.
I'm gonna go fuck a couple hot bitches down at the beach party now, then get wasted and drive the Ferrari my dad bought me into a lamppost. KOWABUNGA DUDES!
If only we could merge this thread with the /omegle/ and /comfy/ threads.
I'd like talking with a smart comfy-elitist femanon.
Volcel wizard Chad here to flirt with all these busted hoes, step aside incel nerds.
>all of these thirsty Chads and normies looking for their next fuck for the month
>all of these fake fembots
The foreveralone fembots thread never changes. The betas are always thirsty, and pretending to be a fembot is fun for everyone.
If anyone wants to contact me, my kik is RustleMeJimmies. Preferably fembots :3
>>29402549
Faggot :3
>>29396777
>tfw find a perfect fembot that's literally everything you want
>tfw she's already busy with dozens of orbiters who are better than you
:(
>>29400988
I'm in New York, you?
>>29397010
>tfw 5'6/7
Fuck.
>>29402898
Post contact info and I'll fuck ur brains out bby
>>29396178
Why does feminism exist and is taken seriously when nearly every single woman wants to be dominated?
Doesn't this mean that feminism can't work?
>>29403196
It can, feminism is just to subjugate and castrate the betas, everyone else just keeps fucking and acting like normal.
>Age:
20
>Sex (I know malebots will respond too):
Female
>Location:
Ohio
>Interests:
Play video games occasionally, been a long time since I've watched weebshit, was getting into cooking at one point but just sorta stopped.
I don't know what I do, but the time passes faster than I can believe it.
>Looks:
3/10, hamplanet, 5'2"
>Reason for being foreveralone:
Above plus I've been a NEET since 16
>Ideal guy:
Nice personality
>The lowest you'd settle for:
Someone who beats me
>>29401523
you gotta do better with that mustache. grow it out so the innermost hairs comb almost all the way out. use a beeswax based wax.
change out the glasses for some statement piece warby parker type shit.
those two changes and you'd be drowning in it
>>29396777
If its not too late. You sound like my ideal girl. Would love to be with a slighty older woman I'm 21 and 5 foot 9,10. I share your interests and values and my reason for being forever alone is the same.
How do I contact you?
>>29403473
Fuck off faggot she's mine.
>>29403412
>The lowest you'd settle for:
>Someone who beats me
i cant begin to describe how sad reading this made me feel.
>>29403137
Uhm, fake kik is thrwaway__
>>29403196
Idk m8, I don't have feminist ideologies, don't think its necessary in today's society. If anything I wish I could go back to the 50's sometimes, simple life for women w/ manly men whom to serve and please.
But then muh career, so no 50's for me.
>>29403576
Are you so retarded that you think you couldn't have a career in the 50s?
>>29403518
Hey, that's my fetish. :3
Age:22
Sex (I know malebots will respond too):male
Location:western australia
Interests:surfing,camping,nature, games, crafts
Looks:8/10 ,6"6 ,long brown hair
Reason for being foreveralone:overly passionate about ocean(surf bum)/ mentally health problems
Ideal gal:able to deal with manic depressive mess/ qt
The lowest you'd settle for: 8/10 for relationship, I sleep with all girls.
>>29403412
Cool. I'm in Michigan but not NEET. Same age though. I've been to Ohio once and it was pretty nice. Better then lower Michigan, but it doesn't take much to be better then that.
What games do you even play?
>>29396806
>Former super fatass
>>29397983
>fatass
>>29398274
>Fat/10
>>29398507
>I am much fatter now
>>29403412
>3/10, hamplanet
>>29396777
>shitty chubby body
>>29397770
>Chubby
>>29399322
>chubby
>>29399693
>chubby
Some people are born with weird facial features thanks to shit genetics, but YOU INTENTIONALLY MADE YOURSELVES UNATTRACTIVE. You don't even have any right to complain, "Oh boohoo, forever alone me," because all you have to do is STOP STUFFING YOUR FAT LITTLE PIGGY FACES WITH GOODIES EVERY DAY and get some fucking exercise. Hell, you wouldn't even need the exercise if you ate nothing but vegetables every day; your body would naturally burn off all that fatty-flab.
I fucking swear, fat people who complain about being alone are like a person who smears shit on their clothing every day and wonders why people don't like them. YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELVES.
>>29403662
What I'm playing now is Dustforce, Stardew Valley, Senran Kagura, Enter the Gungeon, and Civ 5.
>>29403708
Nice steambabby plebshit.
>>29403593
It wouldn't compare to today's ability to pursue almost anything I want.
>>29403593
>t. millennial teenager who has no fucking clue what the 1950's were like
>>29403735
Thank you for your opinion, it means a lot.
>>29403708
Senran Kagura? Damn, didn't expect that. I have all of the SK's but not on Steam.
Steam ID, kik, or whatever you have?
Age: 19
Sex (I know malebots will respond too): f
Location: canada
Interests: gardening and craftiness
Looks: 6/10? borderline chub
Reason for being foreveralone: i dont know
Ideal guy/gal: sensitive n kinky n taller than me w glasses
The lowest you'd settle for: ???
>>29395992
>18
>female
>Midwest US
>crime, horror movies
>ugly face, not fat, moderately short
>socially incapable, little to no ambition, probably appear crazy, and obsessed with
>Adam Lanza, love of my life
>a homicidal boy who is thin, has blue eyes, is Adam Lanza
>>29396213
You just described the girl I'm flirting with at work.
>>29397983
I wish I had DnD friends, such a fun game.
Which trek series is your favorite?
Where are all the southeastern femanons at
>fembots keep describing me as their ideal
>I don't respond because if they were even slightly attractive they wouldn't be bots
>>29397417
Hi Isis desu
>women
>on 4chan
>let alone /r9k/
Yeah, sure.
>>29403948
I've met them, nigga.
They're about what you'd expect.
>>29397801
You're cute
Only if you're willing to kill me tho
>>29397332
Is your family rich or very well connected? I need it to satisfy my ambitions.
Age: 25
Sex (I know malebots will respond too):F
Location:North Europe
Interests: Feminism,helping refugees
Looks: 6/10 120lbs, Green eyes, Blonde hair , 32 D chest
Reason for being foreveralone: Just white males here and when i do find a nice african male they just hump and dump me :(
Ideal guy:Most black/middle eastern guys
The lowest you'd settle for: As above.
>>29404039
you either have a big ass roastie or done a semi-decent tuck with your cock m8
>>29404066
you wish there was a cock under there faggot
>>29398739
>>29399111
>>29397113 point proven
this is what girls who are "into music" actually are.
>>29403897
I don't right now, though I might soon
TNG, though DS9 is a close second
>>29404039
I'll humor you. So why are you in this thread? Your body implies you're fairly slim and likely at least reasonably attractive.
I sincerely find it hard to believe you are "foreveralone" unless you consider only having sex 7 times a week with 7 guys to not be up to standards.
>>29404039
>>29404066
f a t p u s s y
g
r
o
s
s
>MALES ON THIS BOARD CLAIMING TO BE ROBOTS WHEN THEY'RE FROM EUROPE OR USA
FUCK OFF, THAT IS LITERALLY WHERE ALL THE /R9K/ WOMEN ARE FROM, THERE IS ONLY ''''ONE'''' GIRL IN THIS THREAD FROM AUSTRALIA AND SHE'S A LESBIAN. TRY LIVING ON ON THIS CONTINENT AND TELL ME ABOUT BEING A ROBOT
>>29404092
Yeah basically. I've met exactly one (1) female who had interesting taste in music/art, and she was crazy. I find that there needs to be some sort of early trauma for a girl to become interesting.
>>29404039
I'd cum on your belly, desu.
>>29404139
Just coat your dick in gasoline and some abo will come suck it off.
>>29397004
Is this literally your first post? Lurk at least a little newfriend
>>29404139
>implying
You're probably one of those """"robots"""" who go to Uni, complain about how their friends didn't invite them out, and play Overwatch with all the other gay cunts in the Aus circlejerks they've been spamming lately
>>29404172
NONE OF THOSE FUCKING THINGS YOU AMERICLAP, NONE OF THEM
NICE WORK BEING A "ROBOT" SURROUNDED BY R9K QT'S
>>29404139
I live in colorado, the normiest state, in a college town. There are no non normie girls anywhere near me.
>>29404039
I have a big penis, 7 inches long, 6.5 in circumference.
I'll show you mine if you show me yours!
>>29404189
>robot
>wants to be live in a country where he can talk to girls and go on dates with them and just be a Chad in general
if you're a robot, why do you care so much about having no girls around you?
>Fit a few ideals and I'm okay with 70%~ of the matches
>Crippling anxiety and being inVTleads to me not bothering
I don't even know why I'm here.
>>29404224
Part of a robot is lusting after women but having high standards while being sub-standard yourself. You can do that in your country..
What you are thinking of is wizards-apprentice
>>29404189
>/r9k/ qts
>qts
That's a bit of a stretch. Like the marks on their guts.
But hey man, at least when you're bored you can go out and kill as many animals as you want and nobody gives a shit so long as it's not a drop bear or whatever. You live on the Continent of Murder and are somehow bored of it. You could also try abducting those silly hitch-hiking tourists, ya know? Literally nobody would miss them and even if someone DID miss them, what are they gonna do about it? 'investigate'? Fucking hilarious, trying to canvas a country that seems to be mostly harsh terrain and badlands is laughable at best.
>>29404274
>A robot is [me]
No, you're a failed normie.
>>29399705
are you some sort of jew?
>>29404345
>at least when you're bored you can go out and kill as many animals as you want and nobody gives a shit so long as it's not a drop bear or whatever
Yeah with all the weapons we're not allowed to have
>>29404274
>but having high standards
No.
I'm not going into detail, but any guys that I am interested in give me the same bullshit excuse.
"You're too much of a bro" - what hidden meaning does this have? I can keep up with just about any conversation yet they go for the typical ditzy, slutty, overly social/flirty types that they have nothing in common with. It's like what the fuck m8?
>>29404415
Location? I have a super high libido too
>>29404415
>those man hands
You're definitely a tranny
>>29404415
I've only fucked one guy bf you go assuming, OK, bye
>>29404414
They think of you as a friend.
>>29404415
>I'm nervous and awkward and have social anxiety
>posts partial-nudes on the internet to get attention
Alrighty then...
>>29404452
I have really small hands and used to bite my nails but am stopping aaand I haven't gotten a mani in a few days >.< notta trany you fag
Age: 21
Sex: F
Location: Canada
Interests: I am a collector of obscure hobbies, master of none. I am currently pursuing bone collecting, so if you are afraid of potentially seeing any part of the processing procedure behind stripping the flesh from a dead animal, you need not apply.
Looks: Decent. Maybe 6/10.
Reason for being foreveralone: I am gay
Ideal gal: Cute, bubbly, a good contrast to my depressive and withdrawn attitude.
The lowest you'd settle for: A trap
>>29404482
Yaa, don't have the balls to do it IRL, the anonymity here is comforting.
>>29404415
>this entire post
Original comment by the way.
>>29404415
>wahh im so fat and no one likes me pls tell me im attractive
>>29397009
your ideal guy sounds exactly like me...
>>29404495
Post interests.
Really if you're in this thread and you just post stupid pics what's the point?
Every girl can take photos of themself and post them. It's boring.
What else do you do?
>>29404415
Your hands are fucking GROSS. Bet your face is too.
Post butthole
>>29404415
>my face is fucked
Humor us, anon. Post your face so that we can decide if it's really fucked or if you're just too self-conscious.
>18
>female
>washington state
>vocaloid, sleep, robot unicorn, finding weird shit on the internoot
>5'2, spanish but people say i look asian ehh, medium black hair with bangs, glasses
>shitty fucking anxiety, hate leaving my house and dealing with people
>qt and funny
>>29404039
>those stretch marks
Holy shit those things just pop right out at you
>>29396980
What do you bake? My mother baked and I spent my my youth eating Victoria sponge, cheesecake and homemade bread.
Why on fucking earth don't we just make an /r9k/ hookup thread?
Free pussy for everyone
>>29404646
Mexican girls are the second lowest tier of girls (just above nigger), sorry
>>29396826
Troll or not at least someone is looking for a guy like me out there
Are any of you smart?
>>29396213
Fuck you too sarah
>>29404646
wanna sext? I'm qt AND the funny
>>29404696
Yeah, what'cha want?
>>29404679
Not her but dude, just because she's spanish, doesn't immediately make her mexican.
>>29404508
I love obscure hobbies, please post more.
Recently I've been watching Chiropractic Adjustment videos on youtube a lot and it's super comfy. There's just something about it. Apparently there's a community of fans, they call themselves "Crack Addicts," it's a great pun.
Before that was falconry which I un ironically think is cool as fuck however there's some barriers to entry in that hobby. I'd need a new shed, a bunch of equipment, Master Falconer to apprentice me, etc laws to ensure I can care for a tamed animal. Plus it IS a form of hunting after all so it can be a bit gory.
>>29404695
Hey! I'm still here.
moot blox
>>29404382
>stopping anyone in rural Aus from doing anything they want
What, is the government going to come and round up every single hunting shotgun, rifle, and handgun by hand? As laughable as finding backpacking tourists in the brush that've been missing for a few months. All your cookware, kitchen blades, and utility knives? Double as laughable. Stopping you from producing durable blades out of old vehicle suspension steel? Shit nigga, think outside that box. There's free tourist loot with your name written all over it. Get out and seize that foreign stacy pussy by the goddamn throat.
>>29404719
She's a shitskin, that's all we really need to know about her.
>>29404646
Where in washington, im north east seattle here
>>29404696
Unfortunately, yes. Why do you ask?
>>29404646
you sound qt, got skype?
>>29404792
>I watched Wolf Creek
>All of Australia is the outback where you can kill what you want when you want
ok
>>29404741
Want to be my girlfriend?
oregano bloccs
>>29404777
But I'm outta here you dicks are mean, considering you prob got treated harshly too maybe you should try being nicer to ppl
Unless you wanna play MTG with me then kik me an you can be mean to me all you like and we can fuck anyway you want after. :3
I can't find no one to play that shit game with IRL after I spent $50+
But lesson learned, never post pics on 4chan ever again cause fags gonna fag and be jerks
Bye, IMA go drink alone again, fuck r9k
>>29396777
I'm pretty close to you and exactly what you want, please respond.
>>29404899
Only if you live near me, where are you located?
>>29404647
>>29404632
>>29404618
>>29404571
>>29404544
>>29404482
>>29404452
>>29404451
YOU THINK YOU CAN DELET YOUR POST?
THINK AGAIN "FEMANON"
IT'S NOT THAT EASY
EMAIL ME NOW OR I WILL POST IT
Age: 18
Sex: idk
Location: Reno, NV
Looks: 8.5
Reason: Timid, College work, Drug Dealer (Only temporary for student bills), and Very low sex drive for my age
Lowest: idk im so lonlehhyyyy
>>29404953
What do you sell? Are you from Reno?
>>29404946
New York, I can fly tho since I have powers.
>>29404467
I don't get it though. Why would someone want to be with a person that is completely opposite of them? And I understand the concept of opposites attract, but they end up venting to me because shit isn't working out with their girlfriend, and it's usually partly that they're too different and it factors into arguments.
>>29404980
Upstate or the city? I'm from New Jersey.
>>29396213
I've been told I'm cute by plenty of girls, I guess I'm kinda "nerdy" (made good grades, play vidya), I'm skinnyfit, I can make pretty much anyone laugh.but I'm 5' 11" and KVis that a dealbreaker?
>>29404795
puyallup fampai
>>29404838
im making one at the moment :D
>19
>f
>commiefornia
>animu, video games like animu (tales of, disgaea), manga, drawing, going on long walks around city(no nature walks), collecting animu figures
>puerto rican/white mix, light brown eyes, pale, thick curly brown hair, overweight (not obese) but working on it and will be normal in December, light acne overall 4/10
>boring, not much of a desire to socialize but trying to change that, social skills are kill from having no friends for 10+ years, hard to talk to people not anonymously
>lowest settle would be someone I tolerate and don't actually like
>>29404952
Wtf man
I erased that
>>29404878
Nah, just crocodile hunter and a few true crime stories. Nigga ran through the rocky shit parts just as much as the croc-water. Also I did say 'rural' parts. You know, the part that isn't on the edges and literally in the dead center and far west that's suitable for sheep fucking and farming? I do think the story(it was on discovery channel at some point, or national geographic) is what was used to inspire that movie though. Cept he wasn't going through the wastes, he was like right outside one of those major cities you have. Can't remember his name though. And really, you -couldn't- go do that if you felt like it? not even once? Come on don't bullshit your ol' americlap friend here.
>>29404952
God damnit you sperglord, I was trying to get her to post her face.
Now she'll never do it.
Here, please post this pic with all of your future posts so that we can be forewarned.
>>29396826
sounds cute desu
>location: US
aww, never mind then
>>29405004
A little bit upstate, the city's too scary desu
>>29395992
>Age:
20
>Sex (I know malebots will respond too):
M, sorry
>Location:
Pittsburgh
>Interests:
music, music history, engineering, collecting things, most sports, classic memes
>Looks:
5/10 on a bad day, 7/10 on a good day
>Reason for being foreveralone:
I have no idea how to progress beyond friends. I can start conversations fine and go autism-mode after a few minutes.
>Ideal girl:
Slightly clingy, smart, suburban girl
>The lowest you'd settle for:
Someone open-minded and not morbidly obese
>>29405012
>puerto rican/white mix
Holy shit, there are others like me.
>>29404647
The lines like under my boobs side aren't stretch marks I have them every where but there, I was laying down n that was the sheets. Shouldn't have posted anything damn it.
>>29405080
Sorry!!
>>29405091
I love the city! Drop your Kik.
>>29405012
>half Puerto Rican
>curly hair
Be my gf. I promise you can tolerate me.
>>29396036
>>29396061
>>29396091
getting pretty autistic in here
>>29404989
Maybe you remind them of their mom.
>>29404717
>>29404832
Girl to commiserate with about our psychological issues who also likes talking about the reason things are the way they are (evolution, culture, philosophy, etc)and possibly fetishpost with if you're into bdsm.
>>29404209
Greeley or Fort Collins? I'm in the Longmont area if you want a friend senpai.
>>29404953
Well, it's a little more complicated than just flipping drugs. I do some side errands for a business owned by group of my family friends, and thats where I get most of my income from. Also I am a chronic pot user. That is why my sex drive is low. I moved to DC suburbs before middle school started.
>>29405178
Only retards are into BDSM I'm afraid.
>>29396980
You sound like you'd be nice for cuddles
Zoe lets fuck skype me
Zoe lets fuck skype me
Zoe lets fuck skype me
Zoe lets fuck skype me
>>29404989
I don't think it's so much that they have a lot of differences, but that they have like, nothing in common either to compound it. Differences can be resolved with common ground. If all they do is bitch and whine about each other whenever the other person isn't around, without saying one positive thing, that's usually a sign the shit was doomed to fail from the start because I don't think there's such a thing as too different to work, but there is a thing as not enough the same to work, know what I mean? Your partner should compliment you, help pick up the slack where you falter and be able to do the same for you, while still having some things about yourselves different and completely your own.
At least that's how it seems like it should work on paper, I have no idea myself.
>>29405198
>I moved to DC suburbs before middle school started.
Do you live in DC now? The middle school info seems like it came out of nowhere.
>>29405115
captainusername on kik
>>29405011
Puyallup is so gross, luckily you have the fair and don't have to drive forever like I do
So is this where I come to find a cute shy fembot gf?
I'm 6'5, 13% body fat, wear glasses, am white with long reddish brown hair.
I enjoy watching anime, and drawing
>>29404952
Fatties kik is thrwaway__ she answered me
>>29396777
Please pick me unless you're a troll :(
>>29405049
They save. Someone ALWAYS saves them, fembot, you should know that. You're on the internet, the largest information gathering tool in all of human creation. And it is frighteningly good at what it does. An ant colony grows in intelligence and design the more workers there are. Same as with 4chan and the internet in general. The more people who access it, the more people who share, post, and create content, the more it will learn, the more it will gather, codify, quantify, and break down into subsets. Everything will be saved, eventually. Even us, and it starts with one simple picture. Then it has you. Forever.
>>29405183
Fort Collins. But unless you happen to be into strategy games I don't do much social stuff and I only feel comfortable talking about life shit with girls because of my brain problems. Thanks though.
>>29397417
Oh boy look another heathenous roastie. When the day of the rope comes your standards won't matter when floorboard falls out from under you and the noose tightens.
>>29404952
>all these replies
>"I wonder why we're virgins hmm"
>>29405178
>>29405224
Seconded. People who want to tie each other up are irredeemably infantile and pathetic.
>>29405367
Kek, I am a girl. I'm more a game watcher though. Having to have skills makes me nervous.
It's all good though senpai, I feel the whole non social thing.
>>29405477
>I'm more a game watcher though
Are you talking about esports or something? I'm mostly playing go at the moment.
>>29405365
I've been thinking all afternoon about how I wish I could help out all the neets that post here. All these people are like raw clay, they could be formed into something greater with the right guidance and encouragement; barring the ones with severe mental illness, I believe most of these people could be happy. Your observation about the 4chan hive-mind... feels like it provides a hint of how to achieve this goal.
>>29405365
Lesson flipping learned,also, you have a way with words anon, should write bed time stories and hire mirgan friedman to narrate them, tybye
>>29396777
I hope that is bait
>>29405552
I was talking vidya lol. If your talking board games that's sweet af. I could get down with some of that. Cards are bitching too.
Although I'm probably still wrong and just making myself look even more autistic.
>>29405616
Why? She's literally perfect. And she's not responding to me :(
>>29396826
>Older,
Fuck
>chubby,
Yee
>full head of hair,
Fuck
>well educated,
Not yet
>hairy, white with dark features. Glasses are a plus as well.
Yes
>>29405635
Ive posted my throwaway anon, feel free to contact me
>>29405664
Did you reject everyone else by now or am I just joining the orbit?
>>29398274
Are you mixed race and your name starts with L?
>>29405686
I dont have time or capacity for "orbiters" to be honest. It just seemed like you really wanted to say something, idk.
>>29405647
>Not yet
As in you have not finished your bachelors, or what?
>>29405628
it's a board game. think chess though it's not very similar gameplaywise. you enjoy talking about about this kind of stuff? >>29405178
>>29395992
Fuck it I've seen some guys answer I'll try
Age: 21
Location: Maryland, USA
Interests: game dev, weeb stuff, cooking, running, vidya, playing/watching hockey
Looks: mix of Jontron and fucking harry potter. I don't like how i look
Reason for being foreveralone: I freeze up when I meet new people and come off as boring or uninterested
Ideal girl: someone who isn't extreme about every opinion. likes to try new things. cute. sort of same interests.
The lowest you'd settle for: doesn't mind vidya or weeb trash
>>29400492
You just want out of the hell don't you?
>>29395992
>Fembot
THERE IS NO SUCH FUCKING THING. FEMBOTS DO NOT AND CANNOT EXIST YOU ATTENTION WHORING ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29396826
>Older,
I'm 24?
>chubby
A little bit?
I've got muscular arms and legs but a lumpy tummy
>full head of hair,
Down to my shoulders
>well educated,
Is a bachelors degree enough?
>hairy, white with dark features. Glasses are a plus as well.
Yes to all
So are we dating now or what?
> tfw make a post telling Adam Lanza he's my ideal and he doesn't respond
WHERE ARE YOU ADAM
>>29404729
I've been weirdly obsessed with bees lately, and beekeeping. It is a little dangerous to me given my reactions, but I am not allergic enough to need an epipen, so it's fine.
I also have been enjoying metal casting with foam.
Here is a picture of a beebox I made for mason bees at the start of my obsession. The white is a sealer I made for the top cocoon compartment, but I have since upgraded it with an exiter and metal straps on the sides, instead of the leather ones shown here.
>>29405553
REPOST IF YOU HAVE SEVERE MENTAL ILLNESSES THAT PREVENT YOU FROM BEING A PIECE OF CLAY
Ignore for bitches
>>29400208
post a throwaway email or some other way to contact you
>>29396147
You literally just admitted you want Chad with glasses. You wouldn't give any ACTUALLY nerdy guy so much as a non resentful glance. Fuck off, roastie. You're not forever alone and you know it.
>>29395992
>Age: twenty two
>Sex (I know malebots will respond too): fem
>Location: Algeria
>Interests: too depressed to be into anything
>Looks: not bad, sometimes pretty with makeup
>Reason for being forever-alone: insecure about my body without clothes on
>Ideal guy: loves me, has a cute smile and isn't fat
>The lowest you'd settle for: /
>>29405848
Sorry, roastie. I meant this roastie
>>29396213
"Teehee cute and 6'3 but nerdy too <3"
Fuck off, roastie scum. Pic related
>>29405012
>19
>she thinks she's a robot
wew
>>29405727
Well are they orbiting you or not? I'd rather avoid the whole "talk to myself while she's just politely nodding because I'm one of the 20 other guys she's 'talking' to right now" thing so I figured I'd ask in advance.
>>29405807
He's in the grave. Same with Elliott.
>>29405797
This thread is proof positive that this is true.
Just the mere mention of the mythical fembot and a 500 post thread forms, even in a place that's filled with rejected males who should be too bitter to deal with women.
I guess this is why wizardchan adopted a no tolerance policy towards women.
>>29405870
>isn't fat
:(
>>29405751
>As in you have not finished your bachelors, or what?
As in my mom passed in October and I'm taking a break until the fall semester to get my head together and decide if I really want to take this direction in my life.
>>29405923
I don't know where else to go. Dating sites are only for Chads, and nothing else exists anymore.
>>29405768
Oh shit son I may be your dream girl. I love deep conversation and trying to understand the human mind. It's really interesting when you suffer from a few of your own.
Also is that last part supposed to imply kinky/fucked up fetishes because I can get down with that too.
>(You)
23F
>Interests:
Only video games and video game technology
>Looks:
5'2" 4/10 pale skeleton
>Reason for being foreveralone:
Non-vocal asperger's, NEET, lots of mental illnesses, no friends
>Ideal guy:
Pure and /fit/, good at video games, shares drugs with me
>The lowest you'd settle for:
Anyone that watches others play video games and doesn't play pleb video game genres
Please be in Upstate
>>29405923
I don't mind either way. Just taking a minute to think about the questions was nice.
>>29405870
>Algeria
Why don't you walk into Europe and get a free apartment and cash benefits for the rest of your life?
Just say the magic words: "I'm Syrian"
Those Eurocucks will hook you up with free stuff faster than you can say "Allahu Ackbar".
>>29405937
Protip: no one wants to deal with your emo shit. Last time I told a fembot about how my dad was dying for almost a decade and fucked up my life because it basically turned all those years into a black hole, she just dropped me for being "too serious" or "not fun anymore" or whatever the fuck.
>>29405967
Meh, we'd be a perfect match if you were in Europe.
>>29405967
r o c h e s t e r
>>29405978
Would Europe give me a boyfriend
>>29405983
Oh, I know. I've had that happen too. We get shit for not being open and trusting, and then when we are open and trusting we get shit on. I just couldn't stand that snarky reply so I figured I'd take a shit on that parade. I'm not really expecting anything out of this thread because /r9k/ women are literally mentally ill cancer.
>>29405967
>4/10 pale skeleton
>shares drugs with me
>drug addict confirmed
>please overdose now
>>29405920
If I keep drawing pictures of him and watching his favorite movies and listening to the music he liked and reading the books that were found in his room I can pretend he's alive :/ I hide in the basement and talk to the wall sometimes and pretend it's him cause it makes me feel less alone
Adam if your ghost is reading this you have not been Forgotten and sorry for being creepy
>>29406014
Sweden probably would. Swedish guys are pretty lonely because Swedish women are too busy dating and getting raped by Muslim rapefugees.
>>29406014
Yes, hello and welcome.
Age: 20
Sex (I know malebots will respond too): woman
Location: northeast usa
Interests: anime, vidya, tv/movies, idk what else... music?
Looks: id fuck me
Reason for being foreveralone: im a feminist
Ideal guy: tall, rich, very dominant :)
The lowest you'd settle for: someone to watch anime with and fuck occasionally.
>>29406013
RIT dropout
>>29405956
Well, I don't blame actual male robots. It's the lying fembots that annoy me. All they have to do is exist in public and men will approach them.
The very few women here are just basking in the male attention they could receive anywhere, all the while pretending they know how it feels to be an outcast male. It's like an aristocrat slumming it for a while and then going back to their mansion after they've experienced peasant misery.
this thread is going to die with this post and basically I've been ignored the whole
I can't even get noticed on /r9k/....
fml
>>29395992
Ugh I hate you women
>I'm going to be alone
BOO FUCKING HOO
I GET REJECTED ON A DAILY BASES AND APPARENTLY IM NOT FUCKING UGLY BUT YET I GET REJECTED STILL GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES
>>29406090
same desu
now i'm an operator
>>29406115
YOU PIECES OF SHITS
>>29406140
it was >>29397600
there wasn't much to make it stand out I guess...
>>29406176
Oh sweet Neptune that is good
>>29406077
I'm at work right now but I get off in about an hour. I'll hit you up senpai :) you seem like you'd be fun to talk to.
>>29406140
>>29406176
You are now obligated to love a black guy.
Enjoy your new love together thanks to the Love Boat known as /r9k/.
>>29406095
>It's like an aristocrat slumming it for a while and then going back to their mansion after they've experienced peasant misery.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTMWgOduFM
>>29406220
ok. talk to you then.
>>29406140
Hahahaha, the faggot actually deleted his post.
On an ANONYMOUS message board.
He got scared but we know he must now fulfill his love obligation.
>>29406296
I am so glad someone managed to screenshot it. I kek'd heartily when I saw what just transpired.
Thank you anon
>>29397600
Hey f.a.m. I'm a dude but if you just wanna talk I'm down. Maybe we can help eachother out?
>>29405590
Thank you anon. I genuinely and truly appreciate a compliment like that, since sometimes I like to fancy myself as a 'writer' - when in realty I've probably never once finished a single piece of anything I ever started.
>Age:
23
>Sex (I know malebots will respond too):
M
>Location:
Arizona
>Interests:
Music, drawing and painting, any other type of art, dark humor (but not le edgy stuff), and I like to choke and to be choked while fucking.
>Looks:
6.1', skinny, brown hair, wear glasses because I'm almost blind, I guess I'm not ugly because there are a few girls that like me.
>Reason for being foreveralone:
Well, I guess I haven't found a girl to be with. I got bored of these fucking tumblr edgy girls and they are the kind that are always chasing me.
>Ideal girl:
Someone to trust and have fun with. Warm but not too much, intelligent but not pretentious, that loves to choke and to be choked during sex.
The lowest you'd settle for:
A tumblrina.
>>29405553
What, hire a bunch of NEETs who save pictures all day and tediously organize them into catergories for you and pay them actual money for their work based on certain criteria? That could work. I mean, we do that already with literally everything posted and created here and everywhere else we probably visit, so why not?
The hivemind has no limits to its computing power, afterall.
Shy fembot pls date me
Sly fembots please date me
HOLY FUCK I WOULD DATE LITERALLY ANY FEMBOT HERE
PLS GIVE ME YOUR KIK
>Age
22
Sex:
M
Location:
Wisconsin
Interests:
Vidya, anime, weebshit ect
Looks:
6/10, 6'2
>Reason for being foreveralone:
Isolated living in the country, used to be a fatty in HS and still have the residual self-image issues
>Ideal girl
girl/trap basically anyone who is nice to me and likes to play blizzard games together
>The lowest you'd settle for
half-gone to 2d already, emotionally attached to my dakimakura
>>29405960
Fucking suffocate on a cock you useless cumrag. Stop fishing for sexual attention on a board full of sad easily manipulated men.
>>29407116
You're the reason women hate robots. the loud misogynist minority ruining it for the rest of them. Too bad you'll never see a vagina, you cuck
>>29407228
> the loud misogynist minority ruining it for the rest of them.
Have you lost your fucking mind you nasty valueless cum guzzler? Where the fuck do you think you are?
I hope you continue hating "robots". You fucking waste of air. Show your vagina to your washed up loser dad, so he can take another crack at it.
>>29397520
I'm canadian too.
>>29398629
I can tell you like nature.
>>29399693
Can i lock you in my house?
>>29400208
I have some of these interests, i'm home all day and a bit clingy. Can i say hi? [email protected]
>>29403412
I can't wait for Stardew Valley to get co-op.
>>29405967
I like watching video games. I like going to lesser-populated twitch streams so there's more interaction between the streamer and me.
Pls
I'm desperate for a gf
>>29407279
i would suck 100 dicks if it would guarantee i never meet you in teal life :)
