Hello my fellow robbits, I am looking for a trap gf to love each other unconditionally, the conditions are:
-you play games
-you like weebshit
-you aren't killing yourself in 2 years
-you like cock
>>29359299
>looking for a trap bf
>through 4chan
I hope this is some shitty bait.
>>29359340
trap """"""gf""""", shitlord
>>29359340
that's how I found mine
>>29359362
I don't actually care enough to figure out if the trap is trying to be a feminine dude or a girl with a dick, so fuck off.
>>29359299
>tfw you could probably get a trans gf but your dick is below average and traps are size queens
Fml senpai, going to have to settle for a girl without a dick.
>>29359299
what about instead of trap gf its trap gender indiscriminate partner?
You probably don't deserve me.
>>29359443
state your requirements
Why would you want to date me anyways? Sounds like you just want a fuck buddy.
>>29359573
fucking is obvious, what I want the most is comanythanks doc
>>29359614
company*
>>29359421
yeah pretty much, im a trap and I could overlook any shortcoming (unless you're fat) if you had an 8" dick
>>29359614
Most traps just want real boyfriends. I really don't want to be a "practice gf" for someone and I definitely don't want sex with a random person that just wants sex/company.
>>29359641
what if it's a 7"?
I'm not a trap but I got the ass for one.
Are you a QT anon?
>>29359652
define "real boyfriend"
>>29359682you wanna see my face?
>>29359658
Meh, most guys on grindr are 7" so that wouldn't do much for me sorry :/
>>29359299
>-you play games
Check
>-you like weebshit
Check
>-you aren't killing yourself in 2 years
Hmm...
>>29359734
at least kill me first
>>29359705
>liking fat women
Anon...that's disgusting. Please don't self hate yourself even in your own fantasies/fetishes.
Also just a normal boyfriend that loves me and wants to stay with me instead of "cum and dump" or "practice gf" or "friends with benefits"
>>29359726
dammit. Why is it so hard to get a trap gf? I don't wanna have to settle for a roastie.
>>29359726
"most guys on <service> are above average"
No, no they aren't. You're just gullible and/or lucky.
>>29359299
w-where do you live anon
oregano commentio
>>29359757
>Also just a normal boyfriend that loves me and wants to stay with me instead of "cum and dump" or "practice gf" or "friends with benefits"
I would do this with ANYONE as long as we where compatible. Last gf I had shared nothing in common with me but I was just keeping her around because she could slob meat like a champ.
Shame that people compatible with me are the rarest thing in the universe tho
>>29359757
Well I did say I was looking for someone to love each other. How can someone love you if they don't know you, isn't everyone drive for sex and stays because they grow attached to each other?
I wouldn't know.
>tfw want to be a cute boy but are a fridge mode gymbro
>>29359809
not in the US or cucknada or EU
>>29359771
i dunno what to say anon just dont be fat and have a big cock its all I look for.
I used to be all about finding a dude that towered over me (I'm 5'7) but gave that up because all of the dudes didn't size up elsewhere (if you know what I mean) so I just go for the dudes with the biggest cocks regardless of height weight looks or status (only whites though)
but from what I know from other traps is that lots want a muscular hairy guy
>>29359807
don't be mad dude, in my experience the average is anywhere from 7 to 7.5" (I'm 7" myself)
>>29359809
North Carolina
VERY original, desu
>>29359822
Eh. Maybe I'm a freak trap but I really don't care about looks of who I'm dating but it seems like everyone is sex obsessed. I just want to get to know someone and go on an actual date and not have sex with the person for maybe 6-whatever months instead of the expected 3 dates fuck or one night stands that most people beg on. It's disgusting when dating culture is replaced with hookup culture.
>>29359969
I don't even care about the sex anymore. I just want companionship.
>>29359734
>-you aren't killing yourself in 2 years
Geez. Is this just a meme or does this keep happening?
>>29359969
>ywn found a qt that is this pure
fuck
>tfw someone responded to your marker you put on the 8ch cuteboys map
I want the dick so badly
>>29359969
I bet that slut holds hands on day one.
>>29360120
>I want the dick so badly
What if he ends up being a dicklet?
>tfw no bf to cuddle and watch chink cartoons with
>>29360120
>Tfw someone added me in steam from that
>"I j-just want friends no gay stuff"
>>29360120
>tfw did that today
>check my email
>no response
>>29360120
I've got a couple responses on there, but they never lead anywhere.
>like the idea of fucking boipucci
>hate the idea of shit how disgusting it can be
I just want a super cute boy to dote on, cuddle with, bake a bunch of sweets for, and whisper a bunch of sweet nothings toAlso worship my thingy~
>>29360381
Whats your
>age
>height
>weight
>dick size
?
also location pls
>>29359299
>Looking for someone to love unconditionally
>Here is a list of conditions
Kek
>>29360546
>25
>5'8
>128 lbs
>8" by something or another :3
>>29360606
really nice, too hairy tho :(
>>29359299
Interacting with traps beyond sex is rarely a good idea. It's only a matter of time before they bring a storm of bi-polar bullshit down on your head.
>>29360120
>have gotten like 10 emails since putting mine up a few months ago
>got cold feet and decided i wasnt up for being gay anymore so don't reply to any of them
I feel a little bad now.
>>29360588
zozzle m80
>>29359421
Lol it doesn't mean much though because after about 5 inches half of them start bitching and crying anyway.
i want a trap gf who is asexual
then we can cuddle and go for walks and stuff and we don't need to do sex
>>29360688
>this is what dicklets tell themselves
oh to live in such blissful ignorance....
Assholes smell terrible no matter what, are unsanitary and there are literally, seriously only two real non imaginary genders.
>>29360857
>this
so I consider myself above the average robot. I have irl friends, I get wasted with them, we go on road trips and shit. But for some reason I always find myself secretly wanting to gravitate to any trap that is chilling with us. I would love to just talk with a femboy to see what our talks would be. I dont even necessarily care for where that road ends, but I feel like I need to walk down it
Chasers pls post contact info
>>29360961
why don't you chase dis dik instead
*unzips dick*
>>29360961
kik - devilsbubble
I hope you realize traps don't want relationships. They're just as bad and promiscuous as women and will only stay with you because you have money and give them attention, not because they want to.
A trap can easily receive both money and infinite attention from the internet. They will never be satisfied with you. They don't want to play video games with you. They don't want to watch anime with you or cook for you. They want to get pumped and dumped by Chad ad infinitum. If you want someone to do that shit with you need to start looking for a boyfriend that's actually capable of loving you and not a mentally deranged tranny.
>>29361077
thats fine. I think I, aswell as many other, need to just fuck a fem in order to take a step closer to normal. No one really wants to be a fucking robot all their lives. I need to be better and more social, you know, that thing that all living creatures do
>>29360606
>that dick
>5'8''
god really is hilarious
>>29361129
You won't suddenly become a normalfag if you fuck a trap friend. If anything they'll end up dragging you down with them and guilt trip you about all their problems.
I just want a guy who will love me, treat me like a girl, cuddle with me, watch anime with me, and isn't with me just for the sex and can deal with my clinginess.
If any of you robots can supply this then I will literally never be able to let you go.
>>29361212
contact info where
>>29361173
>If anything they'll end up dragging you down with them and guilt trip you about all their problems
>kek
so to sound like a complete tool, let me explain how, if I ever reach that stage, I'll be able to man up and put my own limits, if I dont do it before. I dont know man, its just what I think. But I think it can be an experience that I end up liking you know? Or adleast learn from it
>>29361212
gib qt grill pls
>>29361212
gimme the location and if were close Ill love you bby
>>29361212
Until someone more competent comes along and woos you away.
>>29361212
>oh and also he has to be 6'2, strong, handsome, make 6 figures, have a good family...
>>29361237
>>29361250
>>29361256I don't pass and talking to people makes me nervous. I'm inUtahbtw
>>29361303
>>29361289
I don't think I'm that shallow of a person. And I relate better to other emotionally damaged people anyways.
>>29361173
>>29361212
so these two comments are ironically just next to each other. And I think honestly... If you're willing to degrade yourself down to the point where you couldn't give a damn if you partner really cares for you, or their just waiting for someone more alpha to come by to replace you, then... I mean fuck do I have to spell it out?
>>29361242
If you want any remote form of relationship this is not the place to be looking for it. They're much more trouble than they're worth, believe me. I've had to deal with 8 different "traps" (closet trannies) in my life and every single one of them turned out the exact same way. One of them even tried to burn down his partner's fucking house because he thought he was cheating.
They also age like sour milk.
>>29360941
you need to meet a cute femboy anon it's totally worth it! don't be shy~
>>29360873
It's true though, of all the "size queens" I have seen, especially on this board, it almost always comes down to a case of biting off more than they can chew.
>>29361380
>They also age like sour milk.
>fucking.kek
see I wasn't convinced util I read that part anon. Honestly I see them as a strong, irl fetish that I can touch and speak to. But ive never had any real connection to any, or none that I know where traps. I don't know man... I just hope I dont fuck it up, whatever "it" is
>>29361332
I've heard the "le emotionally damaged are better" phrase many times. The reality is that they aren't. Most of these people are mentally crippled and simply do not have the ability to function in a relationship. You will get bored of each other's awkwardness very quickly contrary to whatever high school romances you've seen. You will find out just how far gone they really are as a person. I've had people know me for two weeks and go on to talk about their murder or animal torture fetishes. It is not an enjoyable experience and you need to understand that now. Get out into the real world and form a relationship that way. If there is one thing I can tell you with absolute, 100% certainty it's that a relationship formed on here absolutely WILL NOT work.
All of your fags are a product of feminism and are actively committing white/male genocide.
The downfall of a society, the Jews have won.
>>29361304i don't mindbut i don't live in the usa
>>29361430
well that's the issue, I don't know any "cute femboys" that are more fem than boy. I'd love too, put there's not really any street sign that point in that direction
>>29361523
just keep shilling your contact info in every thread on every imageboard faggot board
>>29361523
High school was your last opportunity for that. Form an attraction for otters at a bare minimum or kill yourself.
>>29361542
so... just brute force it? But I don't know man, I've checked out some of the /soc/ threads, and they are no joke. They want to come over and shit. Like no guy I just want to talk and see what happens. I just received a hello and a pic of your asshole. Like calm down guy..... fuck it I'm just gonna be... straight with bi-curious fetishes or i don't even know what the terms are anymore
>>29361631
/soc/ sucks, but yeah you gotta brute force it here, I met a qt today and dont plan on meeting him any time soon
>>29359421
>size queens
Im mtf and can confirm this. My current bf is 8x6 and I cant imagine myself with someone smaller now. It makes me feel like...gay if they are near me in size and I really dislike that feeling.
>>29361757
You wouldn't be able to measure 8 inches with a fucking ruler. Everybody on the Internet got a huge dick, yeah right.
Protip: you don't measure it by the balls.
>>29361631
just keep trying anon!
>tfw cuddling with the cuteboy in your arms and nibbling on his neck while he makes soft girly moaning noises
>>29361953
No he honestly has a really big dick. its easily 3 fingers wide. Hes actually incredibly embarrassed about it and thinks he has a small dick and is always doing shit to try to make it bigger despite my protests. I could literally stare at his cock for days. It looks something like this.
>tfw not interested in sex at all
>tfw male companionship just feels right, but they have to be cute
>tfw you're fat and no one will love you anyway
I've given up, until someone actually says they care about me I'm eating myself to death. Maybe a cuteboy will be my inspiration to change.
>>29362517
How tiny are your fucking hands? 3 of my fingers is 3 inches wide and I know sure as shit it isn't that big.
>>29362584
Maybe you should just lose some fucking weight so that cuteboy you want will actually find you attractive. You can't be a 2/10 and feel entitled to a 10/10, put in some effort fatty.
>>29362584
yea man, I'm still battling this weird dilemma of femboys. In the mean time I'm not really working put or anything, but I'm eating as healthy as possible. No junks hit, nothing friend.... god damn I just noticed. I think I;m a veggie-fagg. Whatever, but It keeps me adleast skinny, so that when I stumble upon a cutie I dont feel like shit and dont talk to her. If im already mentally sort of twisted, why would I compromise my physical nature as well? No man, get your head straight and lay off the cheespuffs
>>29360225
H-hey be my bf!!!
>>29362517
Everyone on the internet and their bfs/traps bfs and everyone they know have a 7+ inches penis, even though study after study they show the average is 5 inches.
Get a ruler, measure it and take a fucking pictures or else nobody will believe this. My dick is ~7 inches (18cm) and I can fucking prove it taking a fucking pictures. So, just stop.
>>29362041
your green text sounds great. Any tips? You know... other than my mushroom tip?
>>29362584
>tfw i'm gonna lose weight just because i really want to trylewds with cuteboys
>>29363259
You're not "gonna" lose weight if all you do is talk about it fuckhead. Go out for a jog right now and don't you fucking dare come back here until you're about to die from a heat stroke. Repeat it every single day until your lethargic ass can handle it with ease then double it.
>>29359889
>average
>7'
Shitty bait my friend.
>>29359478
Intel Core i7-6950X
128gb ddr4 ram
4x GTX 1080
10tb of ssd storage
3 1440p 144hz monitors
>>29363435
Thanks senpai, but running is not fun and i've heard it can fuck up my legs
I want to buy a bike
I'm just waiting for semester to end
>>29363435
Ever heard of amphetamines dipshit?
>>29363555
>duuuuuude just do drugs lmao
>>29363492
if only it was that simple to get a femboy. But na, their pretty much horny kinkier chicks
>>29363015
He would not forgive me if I posted a picture.
My dick used to be 7inches. Now its like 4-5. Its hard to stay that hard anymore.
>>29363937
Ive gotten considerably more horny since HRT. None of my hobbies or personality changed.
>>29364023
well it's strange, I was very straightn not super long ago. But no I have this.. fethis for femnboys. If they look cute/female/toys/submissive, I get turned on. I see them almost in the same light as normal chicks, but.... sexier in a strange way. Like their a different kind of cute. The issue is I haven't talked to any from here, and the cutest seem to reside on these threads.
>>29363492
I can buy all this for you, mail?
>>29360120
Go back to /dg/
>>29361304
>tfw Utah anon left
>>29359299
>you play games
Yup
>you like weebshit
Yup
>you aren't killing yourself in 2 years
Yup
>you like cock
Yup
I'm you're huckleberry.
are there any lewd traps in sweden? inb4 memes
>>29359299
If you pay for my hormones and cute clothes I'm up for whatever. What do you say anon?
>>29363492
The 1080 doesn't support 4x SLI for games anymore, fagget
