What's the best way to kill yourself and make it look like an accident?
Auto erotic asphyxiation. x
Hang yourself with a plug in your ass, lube on you hands and dick, and weird gay fetish porn on the computer. It will be so embarrassing no one will think it was on purpose.
Helium bag attached to green helium canister. Near you, place a green canister of oxygen.
>>29295822
Overdose. I overdosed a few years ago and it was the most calm and serene feeling ive ever had. But then again people would think you're a junkie so idk. Get drunk and "fall" of a bridge or something
Jump under a truckdon't do it
>>29295855
This is actually pretty plausible.
How did that funny greentext go
>tie a gun to a balloon with helium in it
>shoot yourself in the head and let the balloon float away
shoot yourself in the thigh and hope you hit an artery, let yourself bleed out
>>29295822
>make it look like an accident
why would you care?
>>29295822
I'd just stab myself in the heart in a dark alley. Would look like random murder. I'd try to make the angle of the wound plausible.
>>29295871
what did you overdose on?
>>29296068
Heroin and Valium mix
"Accidentally" crash your car
Place a banana peel near the balcony of your apartment and slip off.
>>29296149
better yet, rent a ferrari or something and crash it
burn your house while you're inside, or an alchool poisoning.
>>29295983
Wouldn't work, there's nearly always hesitation marks, no-one just stabs themselves in the heart with no second thought. Plus, the angle and the fact that there's either just your DNA/fingerprints on the knife, or absolutely none at all would be a give away.
>>29296149
This is probably the best answer. Automobile crash with no note left behind is almost impossible to prove was intentional, unless you swerve at a truck and the driver sees you did it on purpose or something.
Hot fudge enema overdose.
If you shoot three gallons of hot fudge up your ass it will kill you.
No one will ever think you did this on purpose.
Plus, hot fudge sundaes at your autopsy.
>>29296108
Sounds comfy man.
>how
join the military
stay in the military
eventually die in combat
(meanwhile taken care of and comfy lifestyle until inevitable demise. it's really the best option for you, robo)
>get wasted
>take a nap on a snow bank
