/britfeel/
aka the worker cucks didn't make a new thread before they went to work so it's up to the NEETS to keep /britfeel/ alive.
>>29293271
Anime
Orginal commento kiddo
>>29293271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McVZ63bBA4c
>>29293566
absolute sadman
my comment is always Oregon
Got an interview for a software development internship today.
Wish me luck anons.
This could be my ticket to escaping retail hell and actually do something that I might be good at.
>>29293271
Stupid cunt can't
>>29293566
Is this you?
>>29293623
Good luck dude. Worked in retail for a year myself before I walked out one day.
>15th of June
How are those new years resolutions going?
>>29293841
I've been working retail part-time for 8 years.
I need to move on in life at 25. Got a 2:1 business degree but no good jobs around here.
Figure I need to retrain and get into London. Might as well get paid to do something I've always wanted to learn anyway. (Programming)
I've been fiddling with an Arduino and use Game Maker's GML in the past so I know the basic concepts of programming anyway. Just need to get into a crash course so I can focus 100% on it.
Retail drains all your motivation to live.
Sure the pay is not brilliant, but I'm used to being poor, and at least I get qualification to bolster the CV out of it.
I like the idea of having problems and manipulating hardware through code. I've hacked shit in the past, and I feel it's a logical step forward. Could be fun.
Please post your waifus lads, I don't think I'll make it through the day without cute anime grils.
>>29293937
Robot please fuck off
We are living in a new Biblical era, to the trans-humanist and technologically advanced beyond our wildest dreams peoples of the future, we are like the Sumerians or Egyptians now. Doesn't it make you wonder if there were people like us and those around us back in 5000BC or Roman times?
>France banning alcohol to appease muslims
When will this madness end?
>>29294653
>to appease muslims
So footie holligans getting smashed and kicking the shit out of one another hand nothing to do with it?
>>29294658
That's an essential part of the beautiful game.
>>29293852
I'm still off the ciggies, had my first one all year with a pint the other day. Was very enjoyable but I've had no desire for another.
I can hear Dimbleby's voice in my head
"and it's looking more and more likely, that Britain has voted to leave the European Union..."
Eyetest at Specsavers today, really hoping I don't need glasses, they tip the edge of me looking normal to being sperglord
just had my PIP letter come through been awarded 86 quid a week
>>29294832
I got my DCPIP in, now ive ran out of fruit
>>29294658
Seriously, these football faggot chavshit slavshits make my blood boil.
I don't know what I hate more, niggerball where it's 0 talent and 100% height or football which is watched by the most subhuman pieces of shit in the world.
I can't even go into a sports bar because it's literally a place for bald, fat middleaged fucks obsessed with "muh futball".
fuck football.
Poleaboo has a NU-TRAXX appointment today
Gonna be quite smug when I tell them that I've had no success and they shouldn't be surprised as they haven't been he;ping me
>>29294832
I should get my ESA appeal decision this week hopefully.
Bet they're still going to deny me though.
>>29295228
not even going to fedora post you, but this is the most autistic thing I've ever read.
Would jumping off the highest floor from Worlds End Estate kill me?
>>29295347
yes it would
133
Its all over lads. My mums going to kick me out next week. Part of me hopes she does, maybe ill finally be able to kill myself.
I was getting better i swear to god, i was even going to college and my friend was trying to help me get a job. Things were going relatively well. I didnt self harm in months but i ended up fucking burning myself before. Back to sqaure one again. JUST.
>"im ashamed of you, Anon, i hope your brother doesnt turn out like you. If your Grandma could see you shed say the same"
-my mum, 2016
Simply ebin
What the fuck even is my life
>>29295347
>Would jumping off the highest floor from Worlds End Estate kill me?
Only one way to find out m8
>>29295415
What happened lad? why do you burn yourself.
Poleaboos bastard father threatened him again after he refused to do the tax credits today
said shit like
>where will the money come from for food? Who will feed the family?
>I'll sell the house and move back to Pakistan
Just general shit like that proving he doesn't really care about me or my siblings and that he isn't a nice person, he only puts on the mask to get what he wants
>>29295415
If it's all over, just kill her
If my dad was really going to sell the house and fuck off back to Pakistan, I'd kill him so my family still had somewhere to live
>>29295513
I dont know what happened
She just came into my room at 7am and started giving me shit. Saying i was horrible, disgusting, that shes ashamed etc. She said ive got 1 week to sort out a job or im gone. I dont know why she does this, it doesnt exactly help. Shes at work now, but im dreading when she gets home, no doubt shell start on me again.
I dont know why i burn myself, i just get the urge when im angry/sad, it feels kind of calming.
Sorry if i seem like im just seeking validation, but im only 18, im not that much of a fuck up am i? My mum makes me feel like im the worst person to ever live and im inclined to believe her
>>29295553
Id rather kill myself desu, the sooner i get pushed to suicide the better
Don't forget to vote for akarin lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfufT0F-4_A
fucking hell lads
>>29295415
Legally she needs to give you a couple of months notice. She can't just turf you out.
Then you can claim squatting rights, because you've lived there without paying rent for so long. You can also force her to take you to court, which will be expensive for her.
Lads, how to I slowly make the girl I like a weeb?
>>29295816
Show her a normie anime like Attack on Titan or Fullmetal Alchemist and build from there.
>Anxiety strikes again
>Call in sick to work
>Keep doing it
>Boss loses patience
>Stop going in
>Stay at home wanking
Awesome
What's the best way to preserve a potato indefinitely? I need to know for reasons.
>>29295709
Hmm what's more likely
>50 people volunteer to get killed
>massive cover up operation
>server files deleted
>dunkin donuts on lockdown
>hospital put on lockdown
>all just to get a ban on assault weapons that they could do anyway
or
>homosexual muslim goes off the rails
>>29295906
Pickling I think.
>https://www.strawpoll.me/10460330
Alright lads, horror night's film is still being contested, voting closes at midnight.
>https://www.strawpoll.me/10460330
>>29295228
I bet you've made sarcastic posts before about how much you love sportsball
>>29295964
Fuck off you desperate faggot.
>>29295964
>Only there votes for Predator
Fuck sake
Poleaboo has been sitting in the NU-TRAXX waiting room for 15 minutes, apparantly got another 15 to wait
There are two others waiting for the self-employment course
They're both white
Fat white female, 19
Decent looking white male, 23
They're talking to each other
No attempt to engage me, thankfully
Bit rude though
They're both interested in setting up businesses though, they have ideas
Don't know why I was booked onto it
The two are slagging off uni too
>Pluck up courage to message friend I haven't seen for three years on Facebook
>Instantly marked as offline when my message is sent
Does a driving examiner stop the test if you fail or let you continue until the end before telling you?
>>29295919
it's not that I believe the "whole theory" - it's that a number of elements of this are very odd
Also, the "what's more likely" thing doesn't really tally, as the US is a government with a history of false flag attacks
>>29296034
They will let you finish, apparently.
I wouldn't know, I passed first time ;^)
>>29296034
they keep going
The white guy did smile at me when I arrived though
Probably intimidated by me
Waiting for a self-employment awareness course but keep calling it a self-awareness course
Fucking normies making shit jokes and talking about work
>>29296037
I used to have a friend I could talk about anime and weeb games with, but he went to university a couple of years ago, and now he just posts on facebook about how jews did the EU and 9/11 is a conspiracy
>>29296097
i'm not a conspiracy theorist desu
think it's a bit weird to see them in every single event
but dismissing conspiracy theories out of hand is a very dangerous and servile way of thinking
a world in which people are completely dismissive of the idea of conspiracy theories is the perfect world to carry out conspiracies in
>>29296134
literally everything you says screams
"I AM A CONSPIRACY NUT DO NOT SOCIALLY INTERACT WITH ME FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY"
The big white girl just talked to Poleaboo
Asked if he was waiting for the same thing
Told her he was but didn't know why he was put onto it
>tfw my is a conspiracy theorist
>tfw he brought up the Kennedy assassination at Christmas
>tfw relations with friends and family are going to shit because it's the only thing he talks about now
Why do conspiracy theorists refuse to believe in coincidences?
Passed all my uni exams, now I have absolutely nothing to do until September.
Started drinking at 1pm today, exactly how I intend to spend the rest of summer.
Still don't understand normie shit like going to sit in the park and do nothing all day, or throw balls around on the beach. My flat is much comfier and there is a lot more to do. And no one to bother me.
Working in office.
My only view is a McDonald's and Weatherspoons.
>Fucking Manchester
>>29296242
Oxford road or gardens?
>>29296242
Weatherspoons is good, really cheap drinks. If I worked opposite one I would be in every day after a shift.
>>29296276
why? just get some cans for home
not like you're going to talk to anyone
>>29296321
You have a point.
I used to work in a hotel round the corner from a good local that was open early, so when I finished my shifts at 10am I would pop in for a pint on my way home.
Never spoke to anyone, but it was a nice place to sit and read a book for a while.
>>29296171
>i'm not a conspiracy theorist
desu, you can look up US false flag terrorist attacks on wikipedia, it's not some sort of conspiracy.
again - stigmatising the idea of conspiracy theories - rather than criticising the theories themselves - is an incredibly dangerous attitude encouraged by the media.
>>29296218
as someone who suffers from paranoia and delusions usually people think they see connections that don't exist, make it hard to see it any other way
>Had ez minimum wage job
>got car and 4k savings in 6 months
>offered apprenticeship
>take it
>its shit
>boss is a cunt
>have to leave
>no job for me back at old place
>reapplied for welfare today
Fucks sake
STREAMING THE FOOTBVALL AND THE GUYS SKY PLUS HAS CHANGED IT TO JUDGE RINDER
>>29295553
>I'll sell the house and move back to Pakistan
holy shit you and your whole family shouldjust kill yourselves already
What do you lads EDC?
>motorola razr
>wallet
>keys
>leatherman juice cs4
>solar powered gshock
>>29296519
>Sony Z3 Compact
>wallet
>flat keys
>car keys
>Seiko watch, no idea what model
>>29296519
>leatherman
autism
>>29296543
>car keys
normie
>>29295281
>NU-TRAXX
kek how fucking old are you i thought that was for 16-18 year olds
>>29296519
>Galaxy Note 2
>wallet
>keys
>gum
>casio meme watch
>>29295347
it would be very painful
oc
>>29296519
>What do you lads EDC?
nothing, I can literally reach all my belongings without leaving my chair
>>29296519
In pockets
>Iphone 5 (it was free)
>Leather wallet
>Keys with 32GB mem stick
>G-Shock
In leather satchel
>ATH M50x
>Hyperion by Dan Simmons (Will change once done reading)
>>29296621
>Hyperion by Dan Simmons (Will change once done reading)
People will tell you the sequels are shit, but I really liked them.
>>29296584
>autism
why?
>>29296584
>car keys
>normie
Elaborate? Don't tell me you take the fucking bus or use any form of public transport?
>>29296621
>satchel
i think you mean purse faggot
>wagies are at work right now
Let's forget about our shit lives and laugh at those cunts hahahahahahahaha
Thinking of buying this (i go camping a lot) what do you think?
>>29296653
Not very nice. What do you do for money?
>>29296653
>HAHAHAHAHAH IM SO LONELY
>>29296645
I bet you kiss girls straightfag.
>>29296660
If you want it and you personally think it's worth it go for it anon
>>29296664
Leech off my parents of course.
I don't regret it at all, until they kick me out atleast
>>29296660
It's a dumb gimmick product that will break in days if not weeks.
Just get a proper folding chair and stick it on your proper rucksack
>>29296678
>until they kick me out atleast
At least then you'll kill yourself
>>29296671
Don't remind me of my awful existence lad
>>29296683
>rucksack
you literally have autism
>>29296700
but if i dont you'll never kill yourself
>>29296678
I stopped signing on, and couldn't pay rent about... a year ago? My mum covered the arrears and the next month and then I stopped communicating with her in any way.
I assume she kept paying it as I have not been sent any eviction notice. I've never signed back on, but for some reason they never canceled my housing benefit, so I just live off that. About 40 quid a week.
I figure this situation will last forever and everything is fine.
Poleaboo has 1 week to come up with a business plan if he wants 617 quid to jumpstart it, please help
>>29296592
Seems to be literally anyone
>>29296705
did you learn your english from watching american TV, my surplus chromosomed pal?
>>29296733
Write up a business plan for a curry takeaway
Legit, I'm not taking the piss. They'll be worried of getting called racist if they don't accept it. A free 600 quid for no real effort.
Who else /chav/ here?
If the lads found out that I'm an anime watching weeaboo cuck I'd be crucified tbqh
>>29296767
You are fucked my friend.
The self-employment course was pretty good
It was hosted by a well spoken black guy
Was very cool and came across as smart
Had dreadlocks and hipster glasses
Bit embarassed I had no dreams or passions but he was supportive
>>29296748
Would prefer something realistic
I do need a job afterall
so on my first day off in ages I just slept like 15 hours to wake up at 2pm
should I be happy I caught up on sleep or angry I lost all of my day off sleeping
>>29296767
from the posts I see, I think quite a lot here are actually chavs.
>>29296660
the reality of that would be, that seat rubbing into your back, the sticky out part giving you a sore back. just like when you have something hard in your backpack and go walking.
the bottom would get all wet.
>>29296519
I dont have anything in my pockets because I sit in my pyjamas at the computer all day.
>>29295651
Maybe someone said something and she took it like a attack on her parenting.
My mum used to lose her mind and become extremely disappointed in her own kids if cousins, siblings or colleagues kids achieved something.
>>29295964
yo G-man you a mvp nigga
>>29293937
This her on the right, this is me on the left.
>>29296767
I often get mistaken for a chav, must be the way I dress, and I do have a chav basildon, Essex accent.
I was coming out of Asda the other day, some woman with her boyfriend looked at me and then said to her bf, "for fucks sake, it's chav city in here"
Russia are getting slaughtered HAHAHA
>>29296919
me too, and my mom forbids me to go outside in the garden, in fear that a neighbor catches me in PJ in daylight (whereas they all work since they are normies).
>>29296973
>mom
>neighbor
FOY
>>29296992
not him but how is "neighbor" yank?
>>29297018
It has a U in neighbour
>>29296956
Well were you wearing a dirty tracksuit and baseball cap?
>>29297047
I was wearing a clean tracksuit and baseball cap, yeah
Mate, stop dressing like a 14 year old cunt then.
>>29296952
Nicaragua you gonna have to gimme the source please
>>29296956
>I was coming out of Asda the other day, some woman with her boyfriend looked at me and then said to her bf, "for fucks sake, it's chav city in here"
should have robbed them
what the fuck did they expect at ASDA anyway
>>29296001
>not voting They Live
Finally unbanned yay...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWeFB00IuFE&ab_channel=Shirrako
Any thoughts on the new Resident Evil gameplay?
Personally I think they series is dead now, they murdered it with six, and seem to be burying it with this thing they made.
turns out painkillers aren't just for recreational use
they actually kill pain
>>29297681
They also kill people.
Also you must be high. YOU AREN'T SHOUTING!
Looks like he transcended his "purpose" and now we have just yet another trip fag.
>>29297694
yeah I'm pretty mashed on tramadol because I almost completely tore my toenail off
Brexit related pro leave video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ9fxpmM1lA
>>29297834
Watched that earlier, just reaffirms my belief that we need to get out and build the wall.
>>29297848
Same senpai, i posted it on kikebook too
>>29297834
>i love his anti-feminism stuff
fucks sake
OI BENDERS HOW DO YOU FEEL BOUT AVIN A ROYAL ON THE COVER OF YOUR BENDER JIZZ MAG
>>29297875
>i love his anti-feminism stuff
Well you can just cut that or send them to one of undoomed femenist videos, they are quite good and logical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wztxeCsMQJ8
>>29297907
lel what a poof
>>29297875
Thunderfoot is an actual cuckold.
>>29297914
lol what an autistic video. picking on some random girl with clips of fucking house.
absolutely cancerous human being
>>29298019
Go back to tumblr numale cuck
>>29298033
go back to /pol/ fascist
>>29297848
what, just brick up the chunnel?
worth a try
>tfw council changed my bus time so I don't get home until 6
cuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnttttttsss
>>29298093
>fascist
Kek, go back to /leftypol/ communist
>>29298131
>capitalism is good
>>29298171
>yes gov please take all my crops away
>yes gov please take all my rights away
>yes gov please send me to a work camp for stealing my own crops
>being a commie
>not denying you are a commie
>still being a commie
>>29298226
>literally describing capitalism
>thinks he is describing communism
>thinks that capitalist countries don't have a prison system
>thinks it's barbaric that criminals were sent to jail in the USSR
Poleaboos dad is going mental
Started smacking his own head
He was crying about how Poleaboo had fucked up his insurance claim
Poleaboos dad threatened to kill Poleaboo and then himself
They got into a physical altercation
Poleaboo lightly strangled his feather
His father laughed
His father said some more abusive shit
>>29298292
>>literally describing capitalism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_famine_of_1932%E2%80%9333
>>thinks it's barbaric that criminals were sent to jail in the USSR
>>criminals
>>29298330
>there has never been a famine in a capitalist country
>the US doesn't have the highest prison population in the world
>communist nations have to constantly justify things that are taken for granted in capitalist ones
>>29298313
Can we just get this insurance claim over with it was boring to start with
>>29298370
nah
Apparently the other party is claiming for 50 grand and his dad risks his insurance being voided
My biceps now stick outta my arm a noticeable amount, I feel kinda happy.
Only problem is I keep binge eating more than i can possibly burn off
Also lads, I have bt internet and it keeps cutting off every 5 minutes on both my devices, it says it has full strength yet still cuts of all the time. Dont know what to do
Poleaboo strangled his dad though haha
I'm just imagining a 5 foot 5 paki in a dress strangling a man in a turban
>>29298425
why the fuck did you get BT? They're one of the worst ISPs on the market.
The part of BT that actually runs the telecom network is largely unconnected to the one you buy internet from. There are plenty of others than do their job well.
Hell, Plusnet accidentally upgraded me from 40/20 to 80/20 recently and didn't bother changing it back when I told them.
Are there any robots who live near Heathrow or go to university in Surrey?Would be nice to actually have some friends instead of spending hours out of the house alone just so my dad won't pity me.
>>29298454
My mum got in not me mate, but we have had it ages and its never been this bad.
Mr brother thinks im autistic now because he asked me for a link to louies vocaroo and I said i cant expose our supper secret club.
I was clearly joking
Farage-Patridge
>>29298530
I live in heathrow but what would 2 betas like us do?
>>29298568
Where abouts are you? Town?
We could see a film or go to an arcade if you'd like.
Poleaboos dad is getting more abusive and more scary
Gonna dox myself and get myself remanded tomorrow
The ride ends
>>29293271
NEETs are truly the oil that keeps the /britfeel/ machine running lads.
>tfw live in an isolated part of the country so can't make autistic friends on /britfeel/
>>29298685
>the poleaboo story is a contrived long con to get some paki the author doesn't like sectioned under the mental health act
didn't see it coming desu
>>29298425
Post pic of biceps faggot
>>29298747
What if Poleaboo is a fictitious character like Chad Warden?
Poleaboos dad asked what he was doing on the laptop and if he was playing games
Poleaboo read out one of his posts
One about his dads abuse and how he tried to strangle him
>>29298747
Just gonna post a pic of myself, probably later today, holding up a piece of paper with the word "help" written across it
Then email the detective
"I don't want to be here anymore, remand me"
>>29298711
whereabouts lad?
full on arse end hamlet?
>>29298606
I live in Slough, I have never been to a cinema before. That could be fun.
So who replaces poleaboo when he goes?
Shoutanon has potential but I doubt he would be up for it.
Tilde doesnt even come here anymore does he?
Jun lads well known, he could do it.
>>29298794
literal northern scotland, the absolute worst place
>>29298818
Email me here, senpai: [email protected]
Would be nice to hang.
>>29298844
>Jun lads well known
Is he? I guess he's one of the animefags, but how am I supposed to tell them apart.
Does he have an interesting story? any distinctive features?
>>29298844
I don't think jun lad comes here anymore either does he? Can't remember the last time i saw him post anyway.
>>29298844cowsay
>>29298844
I don't want any tripfags. The whole charm of poleaboo is that he *almost* blends in, and doesn't do stupid response chains to demand attention.
Let's face it, none of the other "characters" on britfeel have the longevity of Poleaboo.
They all go missing for long periods of time, we even beat the weebs in the end.
>>29298844
nigii
>Sat on train
>Girl opposite me on her phone
>Hear her take a photo and the snap is pretty loud
>Her phone was aimed at me
>She goes bright red and fumbles her phone pretending nothing happened
What does it mean lads
>>29298919
because they're normies with jobs, exams and other obligations
>>29299010
it's for the Virgin Pics tumblr
>>29298885
Legit who?
>>29298881
Yeah sometimes
>>29298877
>Is he? I guess he's one of the animefags, but how am I supposed to tell them apart.
He is the second most well known one, and none of the above have an interesting story whoever it is would make one up.
His distinctive features are hes bi and regularly tries to pull male and females.
>>29298959
He'd be the most active I guess.
>>29299034
>google this
>it's not real
Phew, spared a ree.
>>29299010
you're probably going to appear on Reddit with a caption of "lol look at this complete loser I saw on the train"
>>29299034
>>29299091
Fucks sake hope I don't end up becoming a meme
That'd be just my luck
Poleaboo is looking to self-medicate HRT (Hormone replacement therapy)
Some useful and knowledgeable subreddits
>>29299171
>self-medicate HRT
DON'T
DO
THIS
The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.
>>29299199
Why?
What I'm reading sounds quite promising
The only trick to it is getting blood tests every 6 months to adjust dosage, check levels
>>29299244
If you do it with a proffessional, they will be able to spots signs of adverse effects etc.
>>29299304
But it takes time to convince them you are trans
And this is doubly complicated by my anxiety
This sunday I hand in my resignation for retail hell and in july I start a systems management apprenticeship for a local council.
Also I just turned 18 today so I can finally browse here without lying about my age.
Feelin fuckin good lads.
Big rain outisde lads
Like the tropical forest
>>29299421
>This sunday I hand in my resignation for retail hell and in july I start a systems management apprenticeship for a local council.
Also I just turned 18 today so I can finally browse here without lying about my age.
Feelin fuckin good lads.
GTFO NORMIE
>>29299466
fuck off nigger go stuff tendies down your throat
>>29296660
just sit on the ground
>Finished uni last week until the end of September.
Managed to fit some sideskirts to the whip today.
Splitter tomorrow.
Need to buy a diffuser soon.
Tonight is drift nite lads.
>>29299153
post a pic
hgggfj
>>29299421
Wouldn't bother working the notice; just don't turn up again. Also, don't forget to steal some decent stuff on your final shift.
Lille city centre towards evening. Noisy England and Wales fans taunting Russia. Watched by riot police.
>>29299671
I need to be a good boy at least until i've been given a reference.
>>29298792
More like you've become bored after being exposed for a fake character.
Really pathetic ending.
What's worse, the idea of Poleaboo being real, or him being a fake character?
>>29299914
My dad has left my room now so I've had a chance to cool down
Not going to get myself remanded but might still post a pic of myself asking for help
>>29299957
What has your dad actually done that you consider abusive?
>>29299810
I really want Russia to get kicked out of the Euros.
>>29299854
>I need to be a good boy at least until i've been given a reference.
references are a myth
employers aren't allowed to actually say anything about your performance, just how long you worked there
no one even checks them
>>29299976
He shouts and threatens me and my family
>I'm not paying for food anymore
>I'm going to sell the house and leave
>I'm going to kill you and then myself (this is a new one, said it today)
>Mocks my lifestyle
He swears at my mum in Paki language
Sometimes I feel bad for him
My mum says he was a bad father, said she practically raised us by herself (surely an exaggeration since my dad was working)
My father disputes this and says I don't remember, that I was always clinging to his heels and that he would make sure I ate first
>>29299564
It's not that bad, right?
Original
>>29300095
You look inflatable
Can't see any reason to take a picture though
>>29300095
You look like a space raider
>>29300095
Maybe she thought you was cute
>>29300076
Should move out, hurry up and post a pic qt
>>29300261
You're so right he does kek
>>29300300
I have nowhere to go
That's why I wanted to be remanded, it's the only other place available to me
Really want to be back at uni or get the house to myself so I practice with makeup and arrange a "date" with a /britfeel/ or /brit/ lad
>>29300095
Found you a gf
>sit at lunch table at work
>all my co-workers talk about football
How long is this tournament going on for? It's not like I'm any good at making conversation anyway but most things are more interesting to listen to than football talk.
This picture business reminded me of something
>walking home after getting my hair cut
>pop into the co-op to buy a memory stick
>there isn't one
>but there is a qt goth girl
>consider buying baked goods
>walk out empty handed
>walking down the jitty back home
>somehow she's directly in front of me
>a few moments pass
>whip out myphone
>take a short recording of her so she doesn't notice
I'm not sure why I did it lads, I feel quite bad about it.
>>29300417
Poleaboo used to take creepshots
It's nice to have something to take away from a moment that meant something to you though you're not sure what that something is
>>29298919
I have a folder of the girls I went to school with, all there slutty photos that they delete, but I still have them.
>>29300541
Post some please
Spoiler
This is not oc
>>29300585
I'll post one that's over 18
>>29300694
really distresses me when people with average physical features have a lot of confidence and belief in themselves
>>29298454
Lol. Bruv. Plusnet is BT.
I sell broadbands for a living innit. Or at least try to.
>>29300772
tell me about it
still gets me rock hard though
This new weight loss device sucks food straight out of your stomach
>>29300841
the lengths some people will go to
>>29300793
Yes they are obviously a BT Openreach reseller, but they're not complete shitbags like BT's commercial arm
>>29300937
No literally. Plusnet is owned by BT Group. They are exactly what you are saying they aren't. Look it up.
>>29300817
that picture is very hnnngggg
don't think any of the girls at my school were that slaggy
>>29300841
is that a new cinco product?
>>29300881
not even shouting lad
you're finished on this platform
>>29300772
Lol
Feels good desu f am
>>29301087
I said I'm dropping the caps
it annoys me too much
>went for a job interview on Monday
>still haven't heard anything
I should just kill myself already, right?
>tfw finish work tpday and have two days holiday
>fucking exhausted can barely move or concentrate on anything other than just sitting here staring out the window
Fucking hate being a wageslave lads
Reading an article on how to increase my test
>>29301231
THEN WHY HAVEN'T YOU DROPPED THE TRIP YOU ATTENTION SEEKING MANCHILD
>>29293937
Waifu: webm edition
Remain is 1/2 now
Thinking of sticking a cheeky 50 quid on it tomorrow.
Practically free money
>tfw grown tired of my relationship and want to break up
>bf is super emotional and clingy
>last breakup I had ended in my ex killing himself because of it
I think I legit have PTSD about it
>>29301491
Stick your dick in him and stop worrying you fanny
>>29301523
>dick
>fanny
I'm confused
>>29301359
I like the attention, plus having a name make me feel like I matter in some small way
>>29301552
Men can be fannies
I don't know what's confusing
>>29301552
americucks leave now
Oh I do bloody love Keeping Up Appearances.
Hyacinth and Richard are my grandparents to a T.
>>29301491
>ended in my ex killing himself because of it
problem solved desu
>>29301672
Are you a Yank?
Yanks seem to talk about that show a lot and no one in Britain has seen it for 20 years unless they watch UK Gold and no one watches UK Gold unless they're 50
>>29301702
> unless they watch UK Gold and no one watches UK Gold unless they're 50
f-fuck off, its funny. and it's on Drama, Gold hasn't existed for donkeys.
>>29301702
I watch UK Gold for old Alan Partridge episodes
lads what neetbux can i get? i never tried to get any before but i cant find a job and me and my mum dont have enough money to keep living in our house but cant afford to move
>>29301961
50 quid a week but you're better off getting a job
>tfw its a Poleaboo thread
still waiting for the pic.
poleaboo should do HRT himself, the dangers are overstated, just follow the dosage and you'll be fine
>>29301581
Yet you bullied nigii
H Y I P C R I T
spelt wrong on purpose
@29301581
I thought your whole faggot crusade of being an annoying twat posting in capitals was because you were against the sudden influx of tripfags and attention seeking weebs
Put a quarter in your ass because you played yourself son
turkish kebab or something from Tesco?
ITS COOL LADS I WILL CARRY ON SHOUTS LEGACY
>>29301231
YOU CAN TAKE OVER POLEABOOS
>>29302494
Quebab.
>tfw multi-talented but too lazy to use my talents
>>29302746
>le smart but lazy meme
I remember being 16 too
>>29302776
i'm not by any means smart by the generalised sense of the word when you'd reference someone being booksmart or well versed in the sciences and all that academic shite, i mean i'm a talented musician, artist and writer
>tl;dr, i can write n shit
>>29302746
>tfw worked hard at all the things I am good at
and I don't tell anyone about it or say I am shit at it
>>29302819
Dunning-Kruger effect: The post
>>29302819
>I am the music
>I come from far away
>and I can play
What can you play?
>>29302819
>mean i'm a talented musician, artist and writer
I doubt it.
Reckon they'll let me claim Jobseeker's allowance if I'm going into Uni at the end of September?
>>29302929
No, as a 6th former/college student you're still in full time education
>>29302929
If you just left school/college you cannot as you technically count in full time education until September, then if you are restarting in September you will still be in full time education.
I got stitched up by this when I was 18 because I dropped out of college then went to sign on so they let me sign on but then wouldn't give me any money. I had to sign on for 4 months until September until they gave me money then after 2 months of getting money they said I had been unemployed for 6 months so had to do slave labour or get sanctions.
>>29302954
I didn't just leave, I haven't been in since 2015.
>>29303047
You can get it then mate. Might be best not to mention uni unless they bring it up though just to be safe.
bennies stopped again lads. got another appointment at the Benniecenter Plus.
Wish me luck lads.
Alright mate, got the time?give me a fucking (you) or ill slice you cunt
>>29303104
Good luck lad. Was it a sanction or NEETbennies?
>>29303126
Don't know lad. They stopped my ESA without explaination and gave me an appointment. I'm scared senpai
>convince myself im not depressed
>make myself go back to the gym
>make myself socialise more
>make myself spend more time with the family
>make myself eat better
>go out on walks with podcasts rather than staying inside
>Suicidal thoughts start creeping in
Fucks sake lads. I just want to be a normie, I don't want to go on happy pills
>>29303146
Sorry to hear it. They're really working double time to cut people off for no reason recently.
I lost my ESA in April and my appeal is supposed to come through this week.
>>29303186
>for no reason
NEETs are expensive, we need that money for other shit.
Just messaged a qt trans girl on pof. Wish me luck lads.
>>29303186
Did you have to go to a tribunal?
>>29303283
Get that feminine dick lad.
>>29303293
Not yet. This is the first stage of the appeal.
If they deny me after this then we're going to go to DIAL and lodge for an appeal.
I've told the story before. Guy who did my WCA blatantly lied on his report and fabricated answers to questions he didn't even ask.
>sang the music man song to the idiot savant
>he never told me what he played
That's tight desu mate.
Who's drinking? Had a couple of real ales at Spoony Woonys before and now some Clarks county bourbon at home watching the togger
>>29303170
Why do you think you are depressed famalamtingo
>>29303401
Currently recovering, had some Buffalo Trace yesterday. My lips wont stop being chapped no matter how many glasses of water I have, and I really don't want to leave my flat to grab some lip balm.
Life is suffering
>>29303401
I've had 4 Thatcher's Haze to get me going as I was sleepy from work and needing something sugary and light to stop me falling asleep and get me a buzz, now I am on the Hobgoblin, gunna try to have 6 Hobgoblins. Just finished my first. I got loads of Hobgoblin and Heineken in the fridge.
>>29303426
Been incredibly sad for about 6 months to a year. Hasn't passed, always feel flat, stopped giving a shit about my health, more anxiety than usual and now I think about how to off myself.
Lost my good job and had to get a shit job recently too.
>>29303474
It's only Wednesday lad..steady on.
Looking forward to that channel 4 program on traps and trap chasers tonight
I wonder what normalfags think of them?
Take a picture of what you're looking at
What the fuck am I supposed to put as my skills in Universal Jobmatch? Where's the "useless trash" skill?
>>29303683
4chan teaches you resilience, self-motivation, quick thinking and teamwork
>>29303647
I see your 10 and I raise you 100
>>29303488
Oh no, I didn't mean how does depression feel, I mean what do you think is the reason behind your depression?
>>29303526
Don;t worry mate, I booked tomorrow off on holiday. I normally do 6-8 beers a night on a work night so making the most of my lay in.
>>29303647
Might as well just print screen
SUICIDE NOW
IF I DONT SUICIDE NOW I WONT SUICIDE AT ALL
>>29303795
suck my willy before you go x
>>29303647
Im the sol administration
all the filthy ayys will join my religion
>>29303846
>Memelaris
All about that WW2 fascism simulator now m8. Get with the times
>>29303832
NO
YOUR WILLY WILL NOT BE TOUCHED BY ANOTHER HUMAN TILL YOU DIE
>>29303878
:(
delete this senpai x
>>29303846
Better be playing with the whites only mod
>>29303772
CS:S is such a comfy game
I approve
>>29303919
If you're trying to trigger me, you're doing a bloody good job of it lad
Ree
>>29303888
NO
ONLY IF YOU KILL ME
FUCKING
KILL
ME
>>29303945
*kills you*
now delete it x
>>29303866
link? I know nothing of this game
>>29303997
what the fuck is this gay rp please stop posting
>>29304024
Hearts of Iron 4 m8
AI is a colossal bag of wank and needs fixing though, but eh, could just pirate it.
>>29304040
no
i shall not
x
>>29304079
MY MOM OWNS THE INTERNET AND SHE'LL BAN YOU I SWEAR
>>29304115
My Uncle works at 4chan and said he can see your IP. Hope you like being hacked. I already have SubSeven installed
>>29304060
>AI is a colossal bag of wank
Its a paradox game mate.
>>29304171
Which only goes to show how bad it truly is if I'm even bothering to reference it
They very rarely station troops in their capital, and they leave half of their frikken border undefended. They don't use air power to their advantage. Their navy doesn't escape from naval bombers. The shit goes on and on.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
>>29304152
MY FRIEND WORKS AT NINTENDO SON YOU ARE WORSE THAN DEAD
>>29304232
Don't you dare ever tell me what to do.
>>29304322
This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual life, you
would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go.
>>29304421
dont care desu m8
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Nobody should have to go without a (you) in a thread this long. Apparently at this point my thread is only 1.95% content and so I need to fill it with vapid fluff to get past the robot, I hope all you lads had a nice day, did anyone have a fish and chip? Looks like I'll have to delete the latter few replies to get past roboto-kun, sorry lads
>go to tesco
>buy spoon
>register spoon
hell yes
>>29304833
>tfw (you)s
desu desu
>>29304838
>go to tesco
>buy a butter knife
>have to register for a license to possess a potentially deadly weapon
>yearly visits to make sure the butter knife is stored correctly and safely
Such is life in Bongland
>>29304865
Oh you like memes?
I like memes too
>>29304739
Another megabytes the dust.
>>29304833
>get a (you)
>think its something important
>look through thread
>oh it you, th..thanks
>>29304833
hey, thanks bud. A (you) is always appreciated whether it's relevant or not
>>29293271
Ballsed up a job interview today, lads.
(you)'s make me feel alive
>>29304947
what went wrong lad
This is an original comment
I know it seems like I'm ripping off Tilde's gimmick but I genuinely feel like throwing up meals I eat when I open my Ramadan fast
>>29304979
The very first thing the interviewer said to me was "tell me about yourself" and I completely froze and didn't know what to say. It was just all spaghetti downhill from there until the end of it really. At one point he asked me about my hobbies (I don't have any), so I started talking about my pet cats.
Don't think I'll be hearing back from them. I'm a bit conflicted though, because on the one hand I know it probably couldn't have gone much worse, but on the other hand, I still feel proud of myself for trying.
>>29304947
interviews are hard lad.
the ones I thought I did good in I never got a reply but then I went to one thinking I wasn't going to get it and had nothing to lose I got the job.
>>29304885
Who doesn't like memes?
>>29305031
Poleaboo fucked up worse
He told the interviewer to read his CV then he grabbed it and started reading off it
>>29305031
Least you learnt your lesson anon, gotta prepare a spiel for those sort of questions
>>29305031
If they ask about hobbies just make something standard up
Oh I'm pretty into cycling, I'm out most weekends making the most of the good weather! Started out as just a way of getting around and then it just developed into a hobby, really satisfied to see how much faster I can complete certain routes and how I can see my progress
Blah blah
>>29305159
What are the best things to say when someone asks you to tell them about yourself? Or when they ask about hobbies?
>>29305215
They usually just want to know your DOTA MMR or K/D ratio in CSS, some employers will expect a league in SC2 as well but less often nowadays.
>>29305215
An interviewer?
Poleaboo feels you should tie it into the job
Make yourself sound social and pro-active
![(B-A)City_Hunter2_-_02_(8F5D144E).mkv_snapshot_18.52_[2016.04.17_21.39.38].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Z7KqBbF.jpg "(B-A)City Hunter2 - 02 (8F5D144E).mkv snapshot 18.52 [2016.04.17 21.39.38]")
>>29305074
Fuck m9, I've never fucked up that bad
>>29305235
>CSS
Literally no one cared about that game except babbies too shit to play 1.6
>>29305215
well for me I am a musician in a band so that gives me a lot to talk about right there, I am also into snooker again I could talk about that for a while as well. of course if you can relate some of the things you do to your job role then that helps. I said in my successful interview that I am able to learn things quickly for example I am able to pickup and learn a song within a short space of time
Lads, I've got an interview tomorrow, if I can get this I'm set for life.
How do I not fuck this up? I've been fine tuning my handshake for years.
>online job application required uploading a covering letter
>decide to keep it simple and just upload it as a plain .txt file
>in the interview I see it across the table from me, in all its glory printed straight from notepad.exe in the retro system font
Should I have used Word lads? I was trying to avoid unnecessary bloat but I may have made myself look like an autist.
The damage mateys
I hope it's better before my holiday
>>29305297
>How do I not fuck this up?
Don't talk about your cats and have something interesting to say if they ask you to tell them about yourself.
>tfw no mummy gf
I just want to be a good slave and get rewarded with titty sucks
>>29305328
>have something interesting to say if they ask you to tell them about yourself
I don't
>>29305316
do it on word
convert to pdf so it cannot be ftaghnfucked by their own version of word when they open it
voila
>>29305316
Learn to use LaTeX and export as .pdf. It looks great.
>>29305318
Absolutely disgusting mate
flight at 7 tomorrow, haven't packed yet, shitposting instead
>>29305240
Yeah, it was my first time
It was humiliating
>>29305408
everyone was bullying me
it was my only choice
>>29305456
My first interview the interviewer just stared at me and asked "how old are you?" straight away
really good for confidence that
>>29305515
Not allowed to ask that
>>29305318
Fuck me, those feet are disgusting, literally ape tier.
>>29305514
kek, you have big toes
>>29305531
really? yeah that women seemed a bit of a bitch. obviously it made me really self-conscious about my babby face and I sperged out
>tfw I just splooged in my brand new boxers
Oh crumbs.
>>29305318
that's a nan-tier footrest you've got there
>>29305574
it's part of my recliner
but yeah there is pretty nan-tier
>>29305542
for you
>>29305534
they're not that hairy are they?
>>29305625
For everyone.
Any yeah they are very hairy
>tfw you don't trust our government to rule without oversight
>tfw you don't want to be a member of the United states of Europe
elliot alderson talks like jesse pinkman
>>29305688
>don't trust our government to rule without oversight
mate they rule under the queens approval and she can veto whatever she wants
>>29305688
At least you can vote out if your government does something retarded
>>29305688
>tfw every party is shit
>>29305715
They gave him the worst possible haircut for a beta
>Parents are on holiday
Christ, I've got the house to myself and all I can think about is how lonely I am without them. I'm fucking 23 years old, work a fulltime job and I'm genuinely sad because I'm alone without them. I didn't even realise how bad my life has got, I worked a bunch of extra hours just because I want to talk to people. I've been saving for several years now in order to move out on my own, but I honestly think I'd struggle after this.
I'm actually tempted to go to a 24 hour shop just to have a fucking conversation with someone.
>>29305802
>got a full time job
>can't move out of parent's house
Bullshit.
>>29305802
Jesus Christ lad, cut the umbilical cord.
>>29305802
So you stayed extra hours in work to talk to people and between then and now you've become so lonely that you need to go to a shop to have a chat?
How fucking needy are you?
Are anime figurines worth it?
>>29305812
>>29305815
>>29305831
I just can't stand the sound of silence around me, I'm too used to having the noise of others moving about and doing things when I get back from work.
Normally I'm fine with having at most 30 minutes of conversation with them a day, but I miss that background noise.
>>29305831
I'm the same as this, some people are made to be social but just cant be. I am so lonely and I spoke to someone 1 hour ago.
>>29305866
>I just can't stand the sound of silence around me, I'm too used to having the noise of others moving about and doing things when I get back from work.
Put the TV on in the background.
>>29305854
I've spent about 6000 quid on them, they make me happy to a certain degree.
>>29305866
That's what tv or Youtube is for, old and depressed people have been doing this for years.
If you move out you'll probably kill yourself desu
>>29305802
Are you a girl? I find it hard to believe a male would act like this.
should greggs be open 24/7?
>>29305688
I'm in the same boat
I might not vote
In or out
Whats the shout
Half these niggers don't even know what this referendum is about
Davey C's always chatting so much shit
there's so much misinformation I don't know what to do with it
That Boris Johnson he's no better
He's got that bumbling idiot shit down to the letter
But no matter what we're the UK
and that means where going to be a-OK
i cant leave my house without my hood up
Poleaboo realises that if he want to find people to hang out with reddit would probably be more useful
But the people on /brit/ and /britfeel/ are the closest to him in terms of compatibility
Convinced mummy to vote leave lads.
Told her the news said Cameron would have to step down if we vote leave. It worked.
>>29305946
>But the people on /brit/ and /britfeel/ are the closest to him in terms of compatibility
We all fuckin hate you though
>>29305738
>>29305724
>>29305716
>We leave, British economy collapses
>We stay, Euro collapses
>We leave, Mass unemployment
>We stay, we're tied to countries with 50% unemployment
>We leave, they cut us off out of spite
>We stay, the EU army is formed and used to suppress future dissent
Its fucking stupid. There is no real difference here is there.
I am incredibly lonely and know how that other anon feels. I wish I could walk to the 24/7 shop but its a rough area and i will get mugged.
>>29305969
Yeah but you're not shy about being real/expressing yourselves
I hate not being able to understand peoples thought process, what they think of me and why they say and do the things that they say and do
I feel like I get you guys
>>29306011
>its a rough area and i will get mugged.
Take your chances mate
My male eating disorder gimmick is slowly cranking into gear, lads.
Past the initial comments about weight loss, now people are starting to think there's something wrong. Given a few more weeks they'll suspect an ED as the cause rather than some other illness which is simply stopping me from 'eating right'.
>>29306074
Cba right now, even if I carry a knife they hang in groups of about 20 so I never feel safe
Looking into self-medicating HRT
Think I can really do this
Can go 6 months before it's recommended asking my GP for blood tests
And once I'm on HRT I can get electro/laser facial hair removal
>>29306011
Poleaboo wonders where you live
>>29305990
Is this EU army a meme or an actual thing?
How would that even work. What would be it's main language?
>>29306092
Poleaboo sympathises
He wants to lose weight
Feel like throwing up after eating when opening his fast
Just gotta control myself and eat little
>>29305925
consider suicide friendo! :)
>>29306011
getting mugged is socialising though
you could try to befriend them
>>29306156
I move around a lot
best answer I can give you im afraid
>>29306226
Thought we could meet up and become friends
>>29306092
I was perfectly happy with my weight and size beforehand, just wanted to try a new irl gimmick.
Eat less move more, desu.
3.am is the "Demons Hour". It is exactly 12 hours latter d time when Jesus Christ died. 3am is the total opposite of 3pm.
3pm is of course when Jesus died and His Spirits descended into hell to preach to the spirits in prison until the third day. 3am is the exact opposite. This is when the evil spirits of hell are set free by demonic forces.
3am is also a distance enough from sunset-dusk to mornings dawn. At 3am the sky is dark and at times totally dark. Darkness is power to demons and evil spirits. They prefer darkness as light can be unbearable to them.
That's why many occultists, paranormal experts, voodoo practitioners and doers of black magic admit that 3am is when their spells are more powerful. Even black novenas and black masses are carried out by 3am.
In short, if you often wake up to see the clock is exactly 3am, you might be seeing this as a warning. Pray! Pray! Pray! Even Jesus prayed. Who are you not to pray? Repent.
>>29306168
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/eu-army-plans-kept-secret-from-voters-3j3kg3zwj
yeah it is.
>>29306243
Whose this poleaboo?
Honestly thought everyone hated me here
>>29306297
Poleaboo always thought you were alright
>move to edinburgh for uni from central europe half a year ago
>adopted this gay ass strongish accent
fucking kill me its horrible i cant get rid of it
Why is this boris and not the new halal mayor?
One final fortune before wank + sleep.
"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?"
asked the father of his little son.
"Diet."
my dick has blue stuff growing on it is this normal?
>>29306332
If I ever come to Manchester again I would happily hang out with you
>>29306381
Who are you?
>>29306297
You don't seem like a bad guy
>>29306402
Morgellons
>>29306417
cowsay. I find fortunes and share them.
>When you grow breasts via HRT it's expected that they will be 1 cup size smaller than your closest female relative
Thank fuck my sisters are quite flat
Stealth transition
Maybe get implants
>>29306472
>I find fortunes and share them.
shit gimmick desu
>>29306446
Thank you shout.
Gonna go for a walk soon, from previous nights experience the local chavs go in at 3AM so I go for late night walks at 3:30 while listening to music. Its great as long as its not to cold.
>>29306472
Oh cool, nice to meet you.
>>29306487
You still wearing your chastity device poleaboo, or have you stopped now your brothers home?
>>29306558
>You still wearing your chastity device poleaboo, or have you stopped now your brothers home?
Don't really have much of a desire to masturbate so need to, particularly with Ramadan
>>29306402
Yeah of course m8 just make sure you don't wash it for the next few weeks and it'll be fine
>>29306580
probably should wear it luv, shrink down that clitty
>>29306633
That's a myth
The HRT will do that anyway
>>29306544
You're not wrong. But not everyone has access to the linux terminal.
Are hoodies meant to be longer than t shirts. I usually wear a medium so I bought a medium hoodie and it was longer than my t shirt so I returned it and got a small and thats to long as well. I was under the impression they are meant to be as long as your t shirt or shorter.
Why is everyone on britfeel such a generic englishman?
I've met a few other brits on /r9k/ who say the same thing. You're all calling each other lads and watching the football and going to pubs and shit. Ya'll are normies tbqh
>>29306791
Why would it be shorter? Your shirt would hang out the bottom it would look stupid
>>29306791
I'd have thought longer
it always looks unkempt when you see the bottom of someone's t-shirt sticking out of the bottom
How many mates do you have anon?
>Basically, for the AA part, either cyproterone 50 mg/day or spironolactone 100 mg/day, for the E part, either estradiol valerate or hemihydrate 3 mg/day split morning and evening or 100 mcg patches. To consider: micronized progesterone caps, 100-200 mg/day, nice but not essential.
/lgbt/ is pretty helpful with self-medicating
>>29307100
zero
the one friend I had was just showing pity, was afraid I'd kill myself
He was talking shit about me to the Polish girl
>>29306937
it looks good if you have an expensive shirt and leave it unzipped
>>29307118
>self-medicating
Absolute fucking idiot
Everyones hormones are different. This is exactly what endos are for.
Enjoy destroying your liver and bone disorders, moron
I am in a five star hotel somewhere in Europe. My girl is asleep after we fucked. We had a Michelin starred tasting menu for dinner, with matching fine wines. We then had 30 euro glasses of scotch as a nightcap. My girl paid for it all because she adores me.
Pathetic neets will never know this comfy feel. Instead they will deceive themselves that it isn't worth having. It's called sour grapes.
Had my tv on really loud when a surprise gay sex scene came on
come on man....
disgusting
>>29307161
I have social anxiety and convincing a therapist can take a long time
>tfw assholes buy stuff, then right at the end, they then ask for a 'bag'
>>29307195
I've had those feels, then she left me
Getting a lot of help from /lgbt/
I can self-med for a year, get electrolysis to remove my facial hair and go fulltime before meeting my GP for the first time
might go for my walk now desu, problem is people will still be about at this time
>>29306918
personally call people lads for banter and also because it helps to beat the robot
>>29307739
I'm American so I don't know your slang. What's a bag? In America the cashiers put the purchased items in a bag to facilitate carrying the items back home.
Knock knock, who's there? Killa Cam, Killa who?
Killa Cam, hustler, grinder, gorilla true
>>29307884
Well its the same thing. I prefer being told straight away then I can scan and put them in. But because we charge for bags over here, a lot of the time people just don't want one or bring there own. So when you scan everything, and then they ask for a bag, its annoying because then you have to go back through everything.
i will let you know when I get back
>>29307860
Why would you need to beat the robot? It's impossible to get muted if the post is longer than 5 words.
just measured my willy
4 inches floppy
not very big is it :c
>>29307949
i mean for simple posts. like "yeah lad" or something.
because only british people use it, it's usually original
>>29307971
how big hard
>>29308185
6 inches maybe 6.5
back lads, night time walks are over rated. Its the same as day time walks but with less people however equally scary.
Got some cool pictures though if anyone is still here and would like to see
>>29308953
go for it, night pics are usually nice. you using an actual camera or a phone?
>>29309026
phone and had to edit them using snapchat to reduce the file size.
They're nothing nice, I just took them for the sake of it.
I felt really lonely but then I made a friend
>>29293937
pic of the 'fu
just ate to pasks of crisps desu, fs.
>>29310365
I've had too much tramadol to have an appetite
which is probably for the best
>>29310434
>>29310365
samefag
oce
