/britfeel/
aka the worker cucks didn't make a new thread before they went to work so it's up to the NEETS to keep /britfeel/ alive.
>>29293271
Anime
Orginal commento kiddo
>>29293271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McVZ63bBA4c
>>29293566
absolute sadman
my comment is always Oregon
Got an interview for a software development internship today.
Wish me luck anons.
This could be my ticket to escaping retail hell and actually do something that I might be good at.
>>29293271
Stupid cunt can't
>>29293566
Is this you?
>>29293623
Good luck dude. Worked in retail for a year myself before I walked out one day.
>15th of June
How are those new years resolutions going?
>>29293841
I've been working retail part-time for 8 years.
I need to move on in life at 25. Got a 2:1 business degree but no good jobs around here.
Figure I need to retrain and get into London. Might as well get paid to do something I've always wanted to learn anyway. (Programming)
I've been fiddling with an Arduino and use Game Maker's GML in the past so I know the basic concepts of programming anyway. Just need to get into a crash course so I can focus 100% on it.
Retail drains all your motivation to live.
Sure the pay is not brilliant, but I'm used to being poor, and at least I get qualification to bolster the CV out of it.
I like the idea of having problems and manipulating hardware through code. I've hacked shit in the past, and I feel it's a logical step forward. Could be fun.
Please post your waifus lads, I don't think I'll make it through the day without cute anime grils.
>>29293937
Robot please fuck off
We are living in a new Biblical era, to the trans-humanist and technologically advanced beyond our wildest dreams peoples of the future, we are like the Sumerians or Egyptians now. Doesn't it make you wonder if there were people like us and those around us back in 5000BC or Roman times?
>France banning alcohol to appease muslims
When will this madness end?
>>29294653
>to appease muslims
So footie holligans getting smashed and kicking the shit out of one another hand nothing to do with it?
>>29294658
That's an essential part of the beautiful game.
>>29293852
I'm still off the ciggies, had my first one all year with a pint the other day. Was very enjoyable but I've had no desire for another.
I can hear Dimbleby's voice in my head
"and it's looking more and more likely, that Britain has voted to leave the European Union..."
Eyetest at Specsavers today, really hoping I don't need glasses, they tip the edge of me looking normal to being sperglord
just had my PIP letter come through been awarded 86 quid a week
>>29294832
I got my DCPIP in, now ive ran out of fruit
>>29294658
Seriously, these football faggot chavshit slavshits make my blood boil.
I don't know what I hate more, niggerball where it's 0 talent and 100% height or football which is watched by the most subhuman pieces of shit in the world.
I can't even go into a sports bar because it's literally a place for bald, fat middleaged fucks obsessed with "muh futball".
fuck football.
Poleaboo has a NU-TRAXX appointment today
Gonna be quite smug when I tell them that I've had no success and they shouldn't be surprised as they haven't been he;ping me
>>29294832
I should get my ESA appeal decision this week hopefully.
Bet they're still going to deny me though.
>>29295228
not even going to fedora post you, but this is the most autistic thing I've ever read.
Would jumping off the highest floor from Worlds End Estate kill me?
>>29295347
yes it would
133
Its all over lads. My mums going to kick me out next week. Part of me hopes she does, maybe ill finally be able to kill myself.
I was getting better i swear to god, i was even going to college and my friend was trying to help me get a job. Things were going relatively well. I didnt self harm in months but i ended up fucking burning myself before. Back to sqaure one again. JUST.
>"im ashamed of you, Anon, i hope your brother doesnt turn out like you. If your Grandma could see you shed say the same"
-my mum, 2016
Simply ebin
What the fuck even is my life
>>29295347
>Would jumping off the highest floor from Worlds End Estate kill me?
Only one way to find out m8
>>29295415
What happened lad? why do you burn yourself.
Poleaboos bastard father threatened him again after he refused to do the tax credits today
said shit like
>where will the money come from for food? Who will feed the family?
>I'll sell the house and move back to Pakistan
Just general shit like that proving he doesn't really care about me or my siblings and that he isn't a nice person, he only puts on the mask to get what he wants
>>29295415
If it's all over, just kill her
If my dad was really going to sell the house and fuck off back to Pakistan, I'd kill him so my family still had somewhere to live
>>29295513
I dont know what happened
She just came into my room at 7am and started giving me shit. Saying i was horrible, disgusting, that shes ashamed etc. She said ive got 1 week to sort out a job or im gone. I dont know why she does this, it doesnt exactly help. Shes at work now, but im dreading when she gets home, no doubt shell start on me again.
I dont know why i burn myself, i just get the urge when im angry/sad, it feels kind of calming.
Sorry if i seem like im just seeking validation, but im only 18, im not that much of a fuck up am i? My mum makes me feel like im the worst person to ever live and im inclined to believe her
>>29295553
Id rather kill myself desu, the sooner i get pushed to suicide the better
Don't forget to vote for akarin lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfufT0F-4_A
fucking hell lads
>>29295415
Legally she needs to give you a couple of months notice. She can't just turf you out.
Then you can claim squatting rights, because you've lived there without paying rent for so long. You can also force her to take you to court, which will be expensive for her.
Lads, how to I slowly make the girl I like a weeb?
>>29295816
Show her a normie anime like Attack on Titan or Fullmetal Alchemist and build from there.
>Anxiety strikes again
>Call in sick to work
>Keep doing it
>Boss loses patience
>Stop going in
>Stay at home wanking
Awesome
What's the best way to preserve a potato indefinitely? I need to know for reasons.
>>29295709
Hmm what's more likely
>50 people volunteer to get killed
>massive cover up operation
>server files deleted
>dunkin donuts on lockdown
>hospital put on lockdown
>all just to get a ban on assault weapons that they could do anyway
or
>homosexual muslim goes off the rails
>>29295906
Pickling I think.
>https://www.strawpoll.me/10460330
Alright lads, horror night's film is still being contested, voting closes at midnight.
>https://www.strawpoll.me/10460330
>>29295228
I bet you've made sarcastic posts before about how much you love sportsball
>>29295964
Fuck off you desperate faggot.
>>29295964
>Only there votes for Predator
Fuck sake
Poleaboo has been sitting in the NU-TRAXX waiting room for 15 minutes, apparantly got another 15 to wait
There are two others waiting for the self-employment course
They're both white
Fat white female, 19
Decent looking white male, 23
They're talking to each other
No attempt to engage me, thankfully
Bit rude though
They're both interested in setting up businesses though, they have ideas
Don't know why I was booked onto it
The two are slagging off uni too
>Pluck up courage to message friend I haven't seen for three years on Facebook
>Instantly marked as offline when my message is sent
Does a driving examiner stop the test if you fail or let you continue until the end before telling you?
>>29295919
it's not that I believe the "whole theory" - it's that a number of elements of this are very odd
Also, the "what's more likely" thing doesn't really tally, as the US is a government with a history of false flag attacks
>>29296034
They will let you finish, apparently.
I wouldn't know, I passed first time ;^)
>>29296034
they keep going
The white guy did smile at me when I arrived though
Probably intimidated by me
Waiting for a self-employment awareness course but keep calling it a self-awareness course
Fucking normies making shit jokes and talking about work
>>29296037
I used to have a friend I could talk about anime and weeb games with, but he went to university a couple of years ago, and now he just posts on facebook about how jews did the EU and 9/11 is a conspiracy
>>29296097
i'm not a conspiracy theorist desu
think it's a bit weird to see them in every single event
but dismissing conspiracy theories out of hand is a very dangerous and servile way of thinking
a world in which people are completely dismissive of the idea of conspiracy theories is the perfect world to carry out conspiracies in
>>29296134
literally everything you says screams
"I AM A CONSPIRACY NUT DO NOT SOCIALLY INTERACT WITH ME FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY"
The big white girl just talked to Poleaboo
Asked if he was waiting for the same thing
Told her he was but didn't know why he was put onto it
>tfw my is a conspiracy theorist
>tfw he brought up the Kennedy assassination at Christmas
>tfw relations with friends and family are going to shit because it's the only thing he talks about now
Why do conspiracy theorists refuse to believe in coincidences?
Passed all my uni exams, now I have absolutely nothing to do until September.
Started drinking at 1pm today, exactly how I intend to spend the rest of summer.
Still don't understand normie shit like going to sit in the park and do nothing all day, or throw balls around on the beach. My flat is much comfier and there is a lot more to do. And no one to bother me.
Working in office.
My only view is a McDonald's and Weatherspoons.
>Fucking Manchester
>>29296242
Oxford road or gardens?
>>29296242
Weatherspoons is good, really cheap drinks. If I worked opposite one I would be in every day after a shift.
>>29296276
why? just get some cans for home
not like you're going to talk to anyone
>>29296321
You have a point.
I used to work in a hotel round the corner from a good local that was open early, so when I finished my shifts at 10am I would pop in for a pint on my way home.
Never spoke to anyone, but it was a nice place to sit and read a book for a while.
>>29296171
>i'm not a conspiracy theorist
desu, you can look up US false flag terrorist attacks on wikipedia, it's not some sort of conspiracy.
again - stigmatising the idea of conspiracy theories - rather than criticising the theories themselves - is an incredibly dangerous attitude encouraged by the media.
>>29296218
as someone who suffers from paranoia and delusions usually people think they see connections that don't exist, make it hard to see it any other way
>Had ez minimum wage job
>got car and 4k savings in 6 months
>offered apprenticeship
>take it
>its shit
>boss is a cunt
>have to leave
>no job for me back at old place
>reapplied for welfare today
Fucks sake
STREAMING THE FOOTBVALL AND THE GUYS SKY PLUS HAS CHANGED IT TO JUDGE RINDER
>>29295553
>I'll sell the house and move back to Pakistan
holy shit you and your whole family shouldjust kill yourselves already
What do you lads EDC?
>motorola razr
>wallet
>keys
>leatherman juice cs4
>solar powered gshock
>>29296519
>Sony Z3 Compact
>wallet
>flat keys
>car keys
>Seiko watch, no idea what model
>>29296519
>leatherman
autism
>>29296543
>car keys
normie
>>29295281
>NU-TRAXX
kek how fucking old are you i thought that was for 16-18 year olds
>>29296519
>Galaxy Note 2
>wallet
>keys
>gum
>casio meme watch
>>29295347
it would be very painful
oc
>>29296519
>What do you lads EDC?
nothing, I can literally reach all my belongings without leaving my chair
>>29296519
In pockets
>Iphone 5 (it was free)
>Leather wallet
>Keys with 32GB mem stick
>G-Shock
In leather satchel
>ATH M50x
>Hyperion by Dan Simmons (Will change once done reading)
>>29296621
>Hyperion by Dan Simmons (Will change once done reading)
People will tell you the sequels are shit, but I really liked them.
>>29296584
>autism
why?
>>29296584
>car keys
>normie
Elaborate? Don't tell me you take the fucking bus or use any form of public transport?
>>29296621
>satchel
i think you mean purse faggot
>wagies are at work right now
Let's forget about our shit lives and laugh at those cunts hahahahahahahaha
Thinking of buying this (i go camping a lot) what do you think?
>>29296653
Not very nice. What do you do for money?
>>29296653
>HAHAHAHAHAH IM SO LONELY
>>29296645
I bet you kiss girls straightfag.
>>29296660
If you want it and you personally think it's worth it go for it anon
>>29296664
Leech off my parents of course.
I don't regret it at all, until they kick me out atleast
>>29296660
It's a dumb gimmick product that will break in days if not weeks.
Just get a proper folding chair and stick it on your proper rucksack
>>29296678
>until they kick me out atleast
At least then you'll kill yourself
>>29296671
Don't remind me of my awful existence lad
>>29296683
>rucksack
you literally have autism
>>29296700
but if i dont you'll never kill yourself
>>29296678
I stopped signing on, and couldn't pay rent about... a year ago? My mum covered the arrears and the next month and then I stopped communicating with her in any way.
I assume she kept paying it as I have not been sent any eviction notice. I've never signed back on, but for some reason they never canceled my housing benefit, so I just live off that. About 40 quid a week.
I figure this situation will last forever and everything is fine.
Poleaboo has 1 week to come up with a business plan if he wants 617 quid to jumpstart it, please help
>>29296592
Seems to be literally anyone
>>29296705
did you learn your english from watching american TV, my surplus chromosomed pal?
>>29296733
Write up a business plan for a curry takeaway
Legit, I'm not taking the piss. They'll be worried of getting called racist if they don't accept it. A free 600 quid for no real effort.
Who else /chav/ here?
If the lads found out that I'm an anime watching weeaboo cuck I'd be crucified tbqh
>>29296767
You are fucked my friend.
The self-employment course was pretty good
It was hosted by a well spoken black guy
Was very cool and came across as smart
Had dreadlocks and hipster glasses
Bit embarassed I had no dreams or passions but he was supportive
>>29296748
Would prefer something realistic
I do need a job afterall
so on my first day off in ages I just slept like 15 hours to wake up at 2pm
should I be happy I caught up on sleep or angry I lost all of my day off sleeping
>>29296767
from the posts I see, I think quite a lot here are actually chavs.
>>29296660
the reality of that would be, that seat rubbing into your back, the sticky out part giving you a sore back. just like when you have something hard in your backpack and go walking.
the bottom would get all wet.
>>29296519
I dont have anything in my pockets because I sit in my pyjamas at the computer all day.
>>29295651
Maybe someone said something and she took it like a attack on her parenting.
My mum used to lose her mind and become extremely disappointed in her own kids if cousins, siblings or colleagues kids achieved something.
>>29295964
yo G-man you a mvp nigga
>>29293937
This her on the right, this is me on the left.
>>29296767
I often get mistaken for a chav, must be the way I dress, and I do have a chav basildon, Essex accent.
I was coming out of Asda the other day, some woman with her boyfriend looked at me and then said to her bf, "for fucks sake, it's chav city in here"
Russia are getting slaughtered HAHAHA
>>29296919
me too, and my mom forbids me to go outside in the garden, in fear that a neighbor catches me in PJ in daylight (whereas they all work since they are normies).
>>29296973
>mom
>neighbor
FOY
>>29296992
not him but how is "neighbor" yank?
>>29297018
It has a U in neighbour
>>29296956
Well were you wearing a dirty tracksuit and baseball cap?
>>29297047
I was wearing a clean tracksuit and baseball cap, yeah
Mate, stop dressing like a 14 year old cunt then.
>>29296952
Nicaragua you gonna have to gimme the source please
>>29296956
>I was coming out of Asda the other day, some woman with her boyfriend looked at me and then said to her bf, "for fucks sake, it's chav city in here"
should have robbed them
what the fuck did they expect at ASDA anyway
>>29296001
>not voting They Live
Finally unbanned yay...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWeFB00IuFE&ab_channel=Shirrako
Any thoughts on the new Resident Evil gameplay?
Personally I think they series is dead now, they murdered it with six, and seem to be burying it with this thing they made.
turns out painkillers aren't just for recreational use
they actually kill pain
>>29297681
They also kill people.
Also you must be high. YOU AREN'T SHOUTING!
Looks like he transcended his "purpose" and now we have just yet another trip fag.
>>29297694
yeah I'm pretty mashed on tramadol because I almost completely tore my toenail off
Brexit related pro leave video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ9fxpmM1lA
>>29297834
Watched that earlier, just reaffirms my belief that we need to get out and build the wall.
>>29297848
Same senpai, i posted it on kikebook too
>>29297834
>i love his anti-feminism stuff
fucks sake
OI BENDERS HOW DO YOU FEEL BOUT AVIN A ROYAL ON THE COVER OF YOUR BENDER JIZZ MAG
>>29297875
>i love his anti-feminism stuff
Well you can just cut that or send them to one of undoomed femenist videos, they are quite good and logical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wztxeCsMQJ8
>>29297907
lel what a poof
>>29297875
Thunderfoot is an actual cuckold.
>>29297914
lol what an autistic video. picking on some random girl with clips of fucking house.
absolutely cancerous human being
>>29298019
Go back to tumblr numale cuck
>>29298033
go back to /pol/ fascist
>>29297848
what, just brick up the chunnel?
worth a try
>tfw council changed my bus time so I don't get home until 6
cuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnttttttsss
>>29298093
>fascist
Kek, go back to /leftypol/ communist
>>29298131
>capitalism is good
>>29298171
>yes gov please take all my crops away
>yes gov please take all my rights away
>yes gov please send me to a work camp for stealing my own crops
>being a commie
>not denying you are a commie
>still being a commie
>>29298226
>literally describing capitalism
>thinks he is describing communism
>thinks that capitalist countries don't have a prison system
>thinks it's barbaric that criminals were sent to jail in the USSR
Poleaboos dad is going mental
Started smacking his own head
He was crying about how Poleaboo had fucked up his insurance claim
Poleaboos dad threatened to kill Poleaboo and then himself
They got into a physical altercation
Poleaboo lightly strangled his feather
His father laughed
His father said some more abusive shit
>>29298292
>>literally describing capitalism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_famine_of_1932%E2%80%9333
>>thinks it's barbaric that criminals were sent to jail in the USSR
>>criminals
>>29298330
>there has never been a famine in a capitalist country
>the US doesn't have the highest prison population in the world
>communist nations have to constantly justify things that are taken for granted in capitalist ones
>>29298313
Can we just get this insurance claim over with it was boring to start with
>>29298370
nah
Apparently the other party is claiming for 50 grand and his dad risks his insurance being voided
My biceps now stick outta my arm a noticeable amount, I feel kinda happy.
Only problem is I keep binge eating more than i can possibly burn off
Also lads, I have bt internet and it keeps cutting off every 5 minutes on both my devices, it says it has full strength yet still cuts of all the time. Dont know what to do
Poleaboo strangled his dad though haha
I'm just imagining a 5 foot 5 paki in a dress strangling a man in a turban
>>29298425
why the fuck did you get BT? They're one of the worst ISPs on the market.
The part of BT that actually runs the telecom network is largely unconnected to the one you buy internet from. There are plenty of others than do their job well.
Hell, Plusnet accidentally upgraded me from 40/20 to 80/20 recently and didn't bother changing it back when I told them.
Are there any robots who live near Heathrow or go to university in Surrey?Would be nice to actually have some friends instead of spending hours out of the house alone just so my dad won't pity me.
>>29298454
My mum got in not me mate, but we have had it ages and its never been this bad.
Mr brother thinks im autistic now because he asked me for a link to louies vocaroo and I said i cant expose our supper secret club.
I was clearly joking
Farage-Patridge
>>29298530
I live in heathrow but what would 2 betas like us do?
>>29298568
Where abouts are you? Town?
We could see a film or go to an arcade if you'd like.
Poleaboos dad is getting more abusive and more scary
Gonna dox myself and get myself remanded tomorrow
The ride ends
>>29293271
NEETs are truly the oil that keeps the /britfeel/ machine running lads.
>tfw live in an isolated part of the country so can't make autistic friends on /britfeel/
>>29298685
>the poleaboo story is a contrived long con to get some paki the author doesn't like sectioned under the mental health act
didn't see it coming desu
>>29298425
Post pic of biceps faggot
>>29298747
What if Poleaboo is a fictitious character like Chad Warden?
Poleaboos dad asked what he was doing on the laptop and if he was playing games
Poleaboo read out one of his posts
One about his dads abuse and how he tried to strangle him
>>29298747
Just gonna post a pic of myself, probably later today, holding up a piece of paper with the word "help" written across it
Then email the detective
"I don't want to be here anymore, remand me"
>>29298711
whereabouts lad?
full on arse end hamlet?
>>29298606
I live in Slough, I have never been to a cinema before. That could be fun.
So who replaces poleaboo when he goes?
Shoutanon has potential but I doubt he would be up for it.
Tilde doesnt even come here anymore does he?
Jun lads well known, he could do it.
>>29298794
literal northern scotland, the absolute worst place
>>29298818
Email me here, senpai: [email protected]
Would be nice to hang.
>>29298844
>Jun lads well known
Is he? I guess he's one of the animefags, but how am I supposed to tell them apart.
Does he have an interesting story? any distinctive features?
>>29298844
I don't think jun lad comes here anymore either does he? Can't remember the last time i saw him post anyway.
>>29298844cowsay
>>29298844
I don't want any tripfags. The whole charm of poleaboo is that he *almost* blends in, and doesn't do stupid response chains to demand attention.
Let's face it, none of the other "characters" on britfeel have the longevity of Poleaboo.
They all go missing for long periods of time, we even beat the weebs in the end.
>>29298844
nigii
>Sat on train
>Girl opposite me on her phone
>Hear her take a photo and the snap is pretty loud
>Her phone was aimed at me
>She goes bright red and fumbles her phone pretending nothing happened
What does it mean lads
>>29298919
because they're normies with jobs, exams and other obligations
>>29299010
it's for the Virgin Pics tumblr
>>29298885
Legit who?
>>29298881
Yeah sometimes
>>29298877
>Is he? I guess he's one of the animefags, but how am I supposed to tell them apart.
He is the second most well known one, and none of the above have an interesting story whoever it is would make one up.
His distinctive features are hes bi and regularly tries to pull male and females.
>>29298959
He'd be the most active I guess.
>>29299034
>google this
>it's not real
Phew, spared a ree.
>>29299010
you're probably going to appear on Reddit with a caption of "lol look at this complete loser I saw on the train"
>>29299034
>>29299091
Fucks sake hope I don't end up becoming a meme
That'd be just my luck
Poleaboo is looking to self-medicate HRT (Hormone replacement therapy)
Some useful and knowledgeable subreddits
>>29299171
>self-medicate HRT
DON'T
DO
THIS
The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.
>>29299199
Why?
What I'm reading sounds quite promising
The only trick to it is getting blood tests every 6 months to adjust dosage, check levels
>>29299244
If you do it with a proffessional, they will be able to spots signs of adverse effects etc.
>>29299304
But it takes time to convince them you are trans
And this is doubly complicated by my anxiety
This sunday I hand in my resignation for retail hell and in july I start a systems management apprenticeship for a local council.
Also I just turned 18 today so I can finally browse here without lying about my age.
Feelin fuckin good lads.
Big rain outisde lads
Like the tropical forest
>>29299421
>This sunday I hand in my resignation for retail hell and in july I start a systems management apprenticeship for a local council.
Also I just turned 18 today so I can finally browse here without lying about my age.
Feelin fuckin good lads.
GTFO NORMIE
>>29299466
fuck off nigger go stuff tendies down your throat
>>29296660
just sit on the ground
>Finished uni last week until the end of September.
Managed to fit some sideskirts to the whip today.
Splitter tomorrow.
Need to buy a diffuser soon.
Tonight is drift nite lads.
>>29299153
post a pic
hgggfj
>>29299421
Wouldn't bother working the notice; just don't turn up again. Also, don't forget to steal some decent stuff on your final shift.
Lille city centre towards evening. Noisy England and Wales fans taunting Russia. Watched by riot police.
>>29299671
I need to be a good boy at least until i've been given a reference.
>>29298792
More like you've become bored after being exposed for a fake character.
Really pathetic ending.
What's worse, the idea of Poleaboo being real, or him being a fake character?
>>29299914
My dad has left my room now so I've had a chance to cool down
Not going to get myself remanded but might still post a pic of myself asking for help
>>29299957
What has your dad actually done that you consider abusive?
>>29299810
I really want Russia to get kicked out of the Euros.
>>29299854
>I need to be a good boy at least until i've been given a reference.
references are a myth
employers aren't allowed to actually say anything about your performance, just how long you worked there
no one even checks them
>>29299976
He shouts and threatens me and my family
>I'm not paying for food anymore
>I'm going to sell the house and leave
>I'm going to kill you and then myself (this is a new one, said it today)
>Mocks my lifestyle
He swears at my mum in Paki language
Sometimes I feel bad for him
My mum says he was a bad father, said she practically raised us by herself (surely an exaggeration since my dad was working)
My father disputes this and says I don't remember, that I was always clinging to his heels and that he would make sure I ate first
>>29299564
It's not that bad, right?
Original
>>29300095
You look inflatable
Can't see any reason to take a picture though
>>29300095
You look like a space raider
>>29300095
Maybe she thought you was cute
>>29300076
Should move out, hurry up and post a pic qt
>>29300261
You're so right he does kek
>>29300300
I have nowhere to go
That's why I wanted to be remanded, it's the only other place available to me
Really want to be back at uni or get the house to myself so I practice with makeup and arrange a "date" with a /britfeel/ or /brit/ lad
>>29300095
Found you a gf
>sit at lunch table at work
>all my co-workers talk about football
How long is this tournament going on for? It's not like I'm any good at making conversation anyway but most things are more interesting to listen to than football talk.
This picture business reminded me of something
>walking home after getting my hair cut
>pop into the co-op to buy a memory stick
>there isn't one
>but there is a qt goth girl
>consider buying baked goods
>walk out empty handed
>walking down the jitty back home
>somehow she's directly in front of me
>a few moments pass
>whip out myphone
>take a short recording of her so she doesn't notice
I'm not sure why I did it lads, I feel quite bad about it.
>>29300417
Poleaboo used to take creepshots
It's nice to have something to take away from a moment that meant something to you though you're not sure what that something is
>>29298919
I have a folder of the girls I went to school with, all there slutty photos that they delete, but I still have them.
>>29300541
Post some please
Spoiler
This is not oc
>>29300585
I'll post one that's over 18
>>29300694
really distresses me when people with average physical features have a lot of confidence and belief in themselves
>>29298454
Lol. Bruv. Plusnet is BT.
I sell broadbands for a living innit. Or at least try to.
>>29300772
tell me about it
still gets me rock hard though
This new weight loss device sucks food straight out of your stomach
>>29300841
the lengths some people will go to
>>29300793
Yes they are obviously a BT Openreach reseller, but they're not complete shitbags like BT's commercial arm
>>29300937
No literally. Plusnet is owned by BT Group. They are exactly what you are saying they aren't. Look it up.
>>29300817
that picture is very hnnngggg
don't think any of the girls at my school were that slaggy
>>29300841
is that a new cinco product?
>>29300881
not even shouting lad
you're finished on this platform
>>29300772
Lol
Feels good desu f am
>>29301087
I said I'm dropping the caps
it annoys me too much
>went for a job interview on Monday
>still haven't heard anything
I should just kill myself already, right?
>tfw finish work tpday and have two days holiday
>fucking exhausted can barely move or concentrate on anything other than just sitting here staring out the window
Fucking hate being a wageslave lads
Reading an article on how to increase my test
>>29301231
THEN WHY HAVEN'T YOU DROPPED THE TRIP YOU ATTENTION SEEKING MANCHILD
>>29293937
Waifu: webm edition
Remain is 1/2 now
Thinking of sticking a cheeky 50 quid on it tomorrow.
Practically free money
>tfw grown tired of my relationship and want to break up
>bf is super emotional and clingy
>last breakup I had ended in my ex killing himself because of it
I think I legit have PTSD about it
>>29301491
Stick your dick in him and stop worrying you fanny
>>29301523
>dick
>fanny
I'm confused
>>29301359
I like the attention, plus having a name make me feel like I matter in some small way
>>29301552
Men can be fannies
I don't know what's confusing
>>29301552
americucks leave now
Oh I do bloody love Keeping Up Appearances.
Hyacinth and Richard are my grandparents to a T.
>>29301491
>ended in my ex killing himself because of it
problem solved desu
>>29301672
Are you a Yank?
Yanks seem to talk about that show a lot and no one in Britain has seen it for 20 years unless they watch UK Gold and no one watches UK Gold unless they're 50
>>29301702
> unless they watch UK Gold and no one watches UK Gold unless they're 50
f-fuck off, its funny. and it's on Drama, Gold hasn't existed for donkeys.
>>29301702
I watch UK Gold for old Alan Partridge episodes
lads what neetbux can i get? i never tried to get any before but i cant find a job and me and my mum dont have enough money to keep living in our house but cant afford to move
>>29301961
50 quid a week but you're better off getting a job
>tfw its a Poleaboo thread
still waiting for the pic.
poleaboo should do HRT himself, the dangers are overstated, just follow the dosage and you'll be fine
>>29301581
Yet you bullied nigii
H Y I P C R I T
spelt wrong on purpose
@29301581
I thought your whole faggot crusade of being an annoying twat posting in capitals was because you were against the sudden influx of tripfags and attention seeking weebs
Put a quarter in your ass because you played yourself son
turkish kebab or something from Tesco?
ITS COOL LADS I WILL CARRY ON SHOUTS LEGACY
>>29301231
YOU CAN TAKE OVER POLEABOOS
>>29302494
Quebab.
>tfw multi-talented but too lazy to use my talents
>>29302746
>le smart but lazy meme
I remember being 16 too
>>29302776
i'm not by any means smart by the generalised sense of the word when you'd reference someone being booksmart or well versed in the sciences and all that academic shite, i mean i'm a talented musician, artist and writer
>tl;dr, i can write n shit
>>29302746
>tfw worked hard at all the things I am good at
and I don't tell anyone about it or say I am shit at it
>>29302819
Dunning-Kruger effect: The post
