>tfw no clean butthole to admire
7 buttholes occupy my home
Not a single one is clean
>>29287426
Why the fuck would you want a clean butthole? A clean butthole might as well be a latex glove. You only know it's a butthole if it's smeared with layers upon layers of a girl's last few weeks of bowel movements.
>tfw exgf had a perfect anus
My tongue aches for those days. She was delicious.
>tfw no asslick gf
Just fucking kill me already.
>>29287463
All I need is a bit of stubble. Maybe a hint of brown.
>>29287846
>Oh, heavens me, I will partake, yes, but would you be so kind as to ladle only the tiniest splash of brown? I fear that more than a dainty smidgeon would offend my delicate femininity!
>>29287969
>just how brown do you want it, senpai?
