any robot ever ate a girl's asshole? the girl I'm with now won't even try it
Yes, my ex asked me if I would do that for her
>>29256210
>Wiki-anilingus.png
kek
Yeah. I dated a girl for a couple months and nothing like that happened, then we got drunk one night and apparently I just initiated it and she went along, then it became a semi-regular thing.
The girl I was with after shot it down the second I brought the idea up.
Yesterday. I mean, I do it often, but yesterday was the most recent.
My girlfriend also eats my ass. Feels pretty great.
>>29256210
>wanting to eat shit at any point of your life
Nah I'm good thanks.
>>29256210
I have. Once I was eating her out and dipped a little too low. Didn't taste like anything so I figured why not
Anybody got the pic of that guy reading a book on how to eat ass on a crowded subway?
>>29256210
why not? that's a bad sign.
Yeah I did it to my ex and though she liked it, was too afraid of shit to let it be a regular thing in bed.
In my imagination is hot and when I wank to it, but actually trying it seems disgusting.
>>29256268
>He doesn't clean his asshole
filthy savage
what's the appeal?
Does it feel good for the girl/guy, or is it mainly a submissive type thing
>>29256292
she says that's where poop comes from. I told her to clean her asshole and its my mouth anyway so what does it matter
>>29256263
what did/does it taste like?
>>29256324
she sounds dumb. the vagina is where blood comes from, and to a lesser extent piss
>>29256324
Shower together first bro. Get some soap on dat finger and go up it. Clean that pooper out. It's good times
>>29256351
that's what I told her pham
>>29256336
Skin, really. She always washes up beforehand, as do I, so there's no real taste to it. Which is good.
I have no desire to eat anyone's asshole. When it happens in porn it's an instant boner killer.
>>29256405
This forever. Just-showered sex is my favorite though I have gone for the sweaty butthole once due to horney levels. Would not go for a poopy one
>>29256210
Many, many times. The first time I ever tried that was more than 10 years ago. It was so smooth and sweet and indulgent. Something about stuffing my whole face up a girl's ass and having her butt hug my face tight is just about the hottest thing imaginable.
It's difficult because I'm squeamish about poop, but I've done this to maybe 2 dozen women and I've never had an issue.
I've come to enjoy it so much that I start checking assholes for hairiness and color when I get a girl naked just to evaluate if I want to go in or not.
Also had it done to me, of course.
What's been strange for me is that with each girl, they will either do it for me or want it done to them but almost never both.
I used to with one of my gfs but only when i was 69 her. You kind of just become a rabid dog with a face full of pussy and ass while a girls mouth is slobbering on your cock
>>29256321
It sure seems like she enjoys it, I haven't had it done to me but, meh, standard head is great enough
Besides making her feel good I like to do it because it's really intimate, and sort of extra lewd like one level beyond the puss. This is with a committed gf though, I don't think I would do it casually
I have. It has no taste. I really like it.
I do it with any girl I'm with, a few were apprehensive at first but if you just go for it I've yet to meet a girl who didn't enjoy it.
As far as taste goes, if they washed recently then it just tastes of skin (read: nothing), otherwise it just tastes of sweat, so slightly salty and musky.
The only times I've ever tasted shit is when I've very deeply tongue fucked girls who didn't have the chance to shit recently (eg. one night stands coming from clubs), and even then it's just a very slight bitter/sweet taste,
>robot
>having sexual relationsWHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON MY BOARD GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING NORMIE GOD FUCKING DAMN
Holy shit so many of you had so many experiences.
Are you even here for any other reason than shitposting?
>>29256210
Tastes so fucking good!
>>29256759
How do you convince girls you just met to let you stick your tongue up their asses?
>>29257038
You don't need to convince them, if you're already going down on them then it's literally just moving an extra inch. You obviously don't just ask them out of the blue, you just do it at a time when they're enjoying themselves in a natural sexual situation.
>>29257018
Nope. And the laughs.
>>29257062
Yeah but if a girl was sucking my cock and suddenly went for my butthole I would freak the fuck out.
>>29257018
I'm just here to call people cucks and autisms and make them unhappy to be who they are. then I leave an go make money and lick women's assholes.
>>29256210
Yes my ex, I was licking her ass while fingering her and she came in like 2 minutes.
>>29257104
That's bc you're a fuckin faggot
>>29256210
The plan is that yes and vice versa
She has a qt butthole too; I fucked it last time I saw her and it hurt so she couldn't take it. She wants to try again.
>>29257174
Eyyyy cheers mothafucka
Licking ass master race
>>29256210
That senior who named Kevin who had an extreme studder who would skip as fast as he could while making noises to be the first in line at lunch.
That kid kevin who wasn't in special education but one day layed down in the middle of a crowded hall and refused to get up.
>>29256210
My girlfriend insists on fingering and licking my asshole on a daily basis. She expects me to keep it clean at all times.
>>29257414
You've gotta work her up to it
Being drunk helps
Start with your lubed up middle finger slowly, then two fingers, then slooowly slide your penis in
>>29257504
That kid who put his tongue and fingers where a lot of girls poop
I'm a girl and I don't fuck with guys who don't eat ass. The idea of eating a dude's ass is really gross tho so I never do that
Where did this ass-eating meme come from?
I've been lurking 4chan for more than 6 years and seeing this here for maybe 3 months. How come it is so popular (not only here)?
Besides, what's the fucking point of licking ass if you haven't got scat fetish and vagina is only a few centimeters south from there? WHY WOULD STICK YOUR TONGUE IN A PLACE WHERE SHIT COMES FROM FOR FUCK'S SAKE?
There are many extremely depraved and deviant things that I'd be willing to do to please a guy sexually,
licking and fingering his ass is not one of them.
>>29257504
Fuck me wrong thread
>>29257806
Yeah, that sounds about right. Too bad my guy has a pegging and asslicking/fingering fetish so I have to endure through it.
>>29257875
Nice job retard
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>>29258056
You're a better person than I am. I wouldn't be able to do it.
