Jet you know how proud I am of you, and I know that your childhood wasn't the smoothest, but jesus son I always was there for you, good and bad.
Please just let me talk to you, I don't wan us to keep having to talk over all of these memes and the fake me's.
Please Jet, I always loved you and your sister, and I am sorry your stupid bitch mother brainwashed you against me.
Johnny Neptune, the piece of shit Dad, signing off. You know how to reach me and Wendy anytime, I am waiting son.
>>29250593
I love you son, and I realy hope you get back to me and stop hiding on this website
>>29250609
Why does your son not talk to you anymore?
>>29250680
Probably because dad browses r9k.
>>29250680
I don't talk to him because he was a terrible dad, is now and always was a druggy and is a delusional mentally unstable prick.
>>29250704
Please, I just want to see you in person
You are my own flesh and blood for godsake
Why do you forsake your own creator?
>>29250730
Did you draw this? Was this real or just a fan thing you did?
>>29250704
He's your dad though and he really wants to see you, he seems crazy af and I have no idea what's going on here but I kind of feel bad for him. Are you worried he may harm you or something?
Originally, I thought jet had reached out to me
He DlDNT
it was someone else
I wondered why he would reach out to me only to snub me
>that was probably THE most painfuI part of aII of this
Originally, I was here to find him
Not anymore
>now, l'm just 'here'.... AND?... I'm not going ANYWHERE...
>>29250760
I most certainly did
I am quite the artist, as you can see
Jets grandma taught me a lot, and I hoped to pass it on to him, but he has abandoned me, like everything else in my life...
what the fuck? is this real, is someone's dad really reaching out to his son on /r9k/?
>>29250760
Please stop encouraging him
>>29250809
this has been going on for about a month, don't know how you missed it...
My dad has been cyber stalking me, and I have asked the mods to delete these threads he keeps making...
>>29250821
Why don't you want to talk to him though senpai? He seems really sad even if he is crazy af.
>>29250821
so where the fuck do you live now
dude just talk to your dad what the hell is your problem, he doesn't seem like a bad guy
>>29250842
Oh I most certainly am a bad guy friend
Did you not see the thread yesterday? I abandoned my wife on the highway, not caring at all what happend to her.
I just want to see my son...
>>29250870
fuck it was perfect
I got careless...
Welp, shows over, fake thread, sorry.
>>29250870
>posts using hack_blastard's trip
Did you forget to turn off your tripcode senpai? Are these the same people doing this for attention.
>>29250892
yep
got careless, guess it will have to wait for another time...
>>29250890
So do you really have a dad who is searching for you on r9k? Whose artwork is this?
what the fuck is this new level of shitposting
>>29250907
HA
I just said it was fake dumb ass, I was pretending to be johnny neptune and his tripfag son, almost got away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids...
>>29250890
>shows over
it doesn't have to be over... we can keep on pretending....
>>29250917
someone else take over in that case, I am tired of being two people at once...
>>29250922
Was yesterday's thread fake too?
I left r9k for a year and its really creepy now desu senpai.
>being this bad at faking drama
get it together
>>29250911
Johnny Neptune is a living meme that was created by Elder Ascended Wizards in the depth of an obscure board through advanced memetic magic. He is meme made flesh, he is growing and absorbing anons. Leave this thread before Johnny Neptune has implanted himself in you.
>>29250935
no, sadly that shit was real yesterday, I couldn't have been both of them at the same time for that long...
>>29250938
I am sorry, I usually don;t make mistakes. I do this more than you might think successfully, probably have fooled you more than once...
>>29250951
you have to slow down next time, and double check before you submit a post
>>29250960
You don't have to lecture me bub, I have been doing this for a while, I am just lazy/tired right now desu senpai.
>>29250951
Roachposters are more powerful than I thought. This place is spoopier than x.
>>29250978
that isn't what I intended, I wanted this to go off with out a hitch...
But there will be more opportunities...
>>29250971
>I have been doing this for a while,
clearly haven't been doing it long enough. mistakes like this aren't forgivable, they lower the quality of our board
imagine if in the middle of a movie the actors just took a lunch break on screen. that's what you are doing right now. you are breaking the cognitive dissonance people form on /r9k/
>>29250998
I told you fammy I am tired, I was going to abandon this shit once I got it going, but I just got too hasty and fucked it. If I really wanted to I could have kept on pretending to be hack_blastard and say that I made up johnny neptune, but that wouldn't have been fun...
>>29251027
If you had I wouldn't have believed it, this shit seems too elaborate to just be made up.
Could you fill me in on JN? I've been gone for a year. Is the dad manipulative or something? Why doesn't his son just talk to him?
>>29251075
hack_blastard is a stupid fucking tripfag and his dad is just a literal insane druggie whom I fucking love. just search up johnny neptune on youtube, he has some weird shit. Johnny is trying to reach out to his son, jet neptune, as jets mother and johnny's former wife is a stupid bitch who abandoned him/johnny abandoned her(?) and jet hates his dad for it, as I think anji neptune(mom) turned him against his dad. ALSO, Johnny neptune has been on here for a month cyber stalking his son, it is bretty good.
>>29251172
So this is a real thing?
>>29250951
had a feeling it was fake from the start, no offence but dad blastard was actually funny
>>29250704
ok but keep yoru family drama off a board thread.
I don't follow tripfag drama. What's this stupid bullshit all about?
>>29250821
>>29250870
Holy shit, I knew you were a faggot, but I didn't know it was this bad.
>>29253348
Different guy I think. Or is that his regular trip? Has this all just been fake all along?
>>29253382
It's a different trip. hack trip is ZBVtO05IZw
