this is how I fucked up my life:
>shit in highschool, graduate with 2.1 or something, Mom says "military or get out"
>join military after year of dicking around at shitty hs job/smoke tree a lot (started at end of HS)
>been depressed since I could remember, just gets worse after joining
>hate life, just try to get through it
>Join a band (been playing drums for 10+ years)
>shit becomes tolerable
>play music, do military, everything's good right?
>youthoughwrongfaggot.jpg
>start smoking weed regularly cause stationed in legal state/in a band/had it all figured out
>I worked a crew rotation so I could kinda tell when they were gonna piss test me
>get cocky/smoke more often
>band on verge of record deal with BIG dick record producer (gold records on wall, owns studios around the world, produced names you definitely have heard, the whole 9 yards)
>fail a routine inspection at job
>they take this opportunity piss test me outside of work rotation
>the jig is up
>get moved from my space command job (satellite operator), to logistics (mail room)
>put on hold for court martial
here's where the retard levels exceed maximums
>continue to smoke/be in band because I'm full on suicidal at this point (always kinda have been, but know had a reason)
>armed forces internal investigation interviews me
and here is the kicker
>"We all know why you're here, do you want to remain silent/get armed forces lawyer?
>me: "nah"
>proceed to tell them I got out and buy joints off of people down town (recreation legal)
>basically spill beans on everything without telling them my guitarist was the one getting for me
>"that's all we needed"
remember that part
>spend next 3 months in shit mail job waiting to probably go to jail (this branch has no "Brigs" so punishment is served at a local jail)
>3 months of unwanted pity, condescending looks, "hey friend, what happened?" and having mom call me to tell me how disappointed she was
>almost kill self many times in that 3 months
Con't?
>>29200432
Continue pls. I love sad stories
>>29200432
lets hear more
>>29200589
alright, give me a sec
>>29200432
>3 months of unwanted pity, condescending looks, "hey friend, what happened?" and having mom call me to tell me how disappointed she was
>>almost kill self many times in that 3 months
Honestly so far this isn't even that bad.
You joined the military which is kinda cool, and joined a band (which means you can at least pretend to play and instrument and relate to people through music).
These things seem exciting even if you fucked them both up and now can't get employed anywhere..at least you have a story.
It's better then spending six years in your room fucking around on the internet.
>>29200432
Cont'D
>AA person suggest "maybe going to a therapist will lessen your sentence"
>go to therapy
>just give typical "I hate my life, I wanna die" to this faye Second lieutenant
>hey says "maybe need pills"
>always refused pills because I think they do more harm than good
>"lol your choice"
>try not to die
>make it to court martial
>judge calling whitnesses
>calls AA lady
>lady says "can't give details/personal files blah"
>case literally almost thrown out right there
>AA Lady's supervisor steps in
>gives court details
>trial continues
fucking getting cucked in court is the worst
>Prosicution starts reading off statements from Internal Investigations report
There is literally a military court transcript that reads me saying "I hate my job, but I love smoking weed" to a federal investigator
>bout to get six months in county jail/Dishonorable discharge
Thank fuck I made a plea bargain shortly after getting caught (but somehow not before I spilled the beans like a tard)
>"General discharge under honorable conditions, reduction in pay to entry level and 38 days in county Jail"
>General meant no college money/vet status/anything, but also no dishonorable
>I was on my last year of my enlistment...3 years of my life, gone in the blink of an eye
>once the golden youngest of the family, now a failure, a "druggie" and now homeless, jobless and in jail...for a month...for weed...in a legal state (still, rules is rules)
>get escorted to military police car
>guard comments "you seem surprisingly cool with this, I have to fight most guys and they start crying when the cuffs go on"
>"I know what I was doing"
>go to other base for physical
>its late and they had to find a guy to do my physical
>supposed to get piss tested again and sweating bullets cause I smoked 2 days before to no completely break down mentally
>Figure "guess I'll just get more jail time"
>they forget and we leave
>guard lets me smoke a cig (pack a day)
More?
>>29200743
being in the military showed me a little bit of the world, but I despised it the whole time
I've been in and out of bands since I was 15, and I was shit when I started
you don't ever want to go to jail, not even for a week
>>29200934
I would watch a made for TV movie of this story if I was bored enough. Carry on.
>>29200978
th...thanks? alright, like before, I need time
>>29200991
No prob. I'm a guitarist in a band and working a job I hate so I can relate to a lot of this.
i told you about the apostrophes in the other thread you piece of shit.
>>29200934
Cont'd pt.3
>we leave other base and head to jail
>if you haven't figured out where I am, I'm not gonna say it but lets just say the jail was located in a cozy little mountain town
>get there with grimaced face
>jail guard "don't look so serious, its just jail"
>took a lot not to spit or say go fuck yourself
>younger guard takes me in private room
>I literally had to bend down and spread my asshole open so this young hispanic cop could look up there
>he looks just as uncomfortable as me
>finish and put on scrubs/crocks, cause apparently that's what you wear in jail
>spend next 3 days in quarantine
>went from pack a day smoker to nothing in those days
>literally slept for almost all of it.
>finally time to get put with the general population
>guessagainfaggot.mp3
>since I was a "special inmate" I got put with the other "special inamtes"
>General population has 10-12 rooms with 2-3 guy in them, this one was 2 rooms with 6
>have to sleep in common room cause other armed forces guy about to leave
That first day out of quaratine was probably the most nerve wracking, I didn't know these guys, I was scared of getting an STD from a toilet and there weren't many seats in the smaller room
>wake up on first day because I was transferred in the middle of the night
>first guy I meet looks like a Al bundy went on a diet consisting of meth and burgers
>turns out to be alright, not threatening or giving me a hard time
>meet other guys
>eventually get to talking, they ask what I did, I ask them, I make sure I don't get raped anytime soon
>spend first week or 2 there, literally sleep all day, watch fucking cops on TV and eat
its at this point that I'd like to say the worst part of going to jail, was hands down the fucking food, 50% is made in house by other inmates and it is complete garbage. I ate shitty watered down turkey/coleslaw type shit EVERY SINGE DAY FOR 38 DAYS.
>time passes, learn to pass time
More?
>>29201282
Please.
I hear that watching Cops is a prison tradition.
colorado
and after 36months of service you earn your gi bill 100%
Also a few months after discharge you can go to VA and appeal your discharge rate and get it bumped up.
If anyone asks just say you failed a pt test.
>>29201282
>realize after the first couple of day in the smaller room, that I was in fact, put in with the people convicted of crimes upon people who are under the age of consent...
THEY PUT ME IN THE WITH FUCKING KID DIDDLERS, ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED? ( I would have welcomed death at that point actually)
>the day comes and they finally have enough room for us in the actual GenPop cells
>fuck
So let me explain the process of getting checked out. there are wall walkies in the cells, which can be used to call the guards at any point, for anything. When someone "checks you out" they bascially walk up to you and say "you better check out (call the guard and have them move you out of here) or me and 10 other guys are gonna beat you to death tonight"
>last one of the group to get into GenPop
>6'5 220lbs black guy with a big afro by the name of "Moose" immediately checks me out
>I see you have the special scrubs on, you diddle kids in the military?
>me "this is gonna sound pretty dumb, but I was actually caught smoking weed, they court martial-ed me"
>"you sure about that?"
>me: "ask the other guys they'll tell ya the same"
>...
>"alright"
by the time that night came to a close, of the 6 of us that went in, only 2 remained. Most got checked out within the first 15 minutes because they were regulars at this particular jail, and their crimes were well known
>keep to myself
>had a very old, nearly blind old guy and a hispanic dad as my rommies
>actually really cool dudes
>both in for something about drinking
>mexi-dad doesn't even stay in jail most of the day because he's allowed to work (still had to come back at night)
>they give me snacks (my money hadn't hit the jail yet, you can buy snacks in there once a week, shit was like cash on the inside)
>become accustomed to doing almost nothing everyday
>read first 2 GoT books while I'm in, play monopoly and risk almost every day
>band comes to visit once or twice, still plan on playing when I get out
more?
>>29201501
already did an appeal, they said nope
>>29201538
Is anybody still reading this shit?
>>29201557
welp enjoy the experience of having money and a meaning to life.
Carson or Peterson?
>>29201601
I don't want to say in fear of being recognized, still got friends out there lol
>>29201617
I liked carson, it was nice besides fucking commo hill
>>29201601
it's after jail that my life really went down hill, what with no college money/healthcare
>>29201629
Peterson was better, easier ti go through and the chow hall was dank-ish
So it seems Anon has lost interest, Guess I can finally go take a dump now, thanks for reading /rk9/
>>29201690
Take a dump and come backpls
Your life is the most interesting thing that's happened today
>>29201581
I'm here. KEEP GOONG
>>29201690
I was enjoying your story anon, its interesting to hear about prison from a non criminal perspective.
>>29201690
keep posting please
oregano
>>29201690
Tell us more pls faaaam
>>29201722
Okay, I just don't want to tell my life story to a post in the 10th page, give me a minute anon, I will deliver, I promise
>>29201690
you kept me up from sleeping at least finish the story u fucking faggot.
It is complete bullshit that OP had to go to jail just for smoking weed in a state where its legal. I can understand the military throwing him out (basically firing him like a business would) but wasting tax payer dollars on this shit is absurd. Fucking military are such parasites they drain away tax dollars all because some kid smoked some weed.
I hope things go better for OP. Who knows maybe some day in the future there will be a massive law suit against the military for this kind of thing.
>>29201690
NO U FUCKERR PLZ CONT
lurking
this comment is now original
I'm back, writing now, stay tuned
>>29201581
YES. Keep going I have to know how this ends
>>29201538
before I continue, I have to retcon a lil bit, sorry
>after I had got to my first duty station, I started to have a full blown identity crysis.
>in the time, I realized that I am in fact, Bisexual
>this was not the best place or time to come to this conclusion
>literally everyone else around me was fucking macho man randy savage, so being on the DL was key
>I spent the rest of my military career hiding a part of my self from everyone I knew, and it slowly tore me apart.
>this among other things was the beginning of the slow decedent into one of the lowest places I have ever been or ever will be.
SO yea, with that said, I actually forgot a small tale from when I was in the kid-diddler pen
>late one night right before bed
>everyone but me is on psych meds
>they get there pills and head back to bead, while I was stuck on a cot in the common room
>dude peaks his head out
>"whispers, you want some of this? pointing to his hand
>I don't know how but one or two of them must have been pretty good at slight of hand to be able to sneak that past the guard
>me: "of course"
>go into cell, the guys have little lines set up but Al Bundy hands me a pill and says "all yours"
>turns out, the funny little white rectangular pill I just took is what's call "Buspar" (I don;t know if that is how it's spelled)
>basically it was a non-narcotic Xanax
>tfw I did drugs in jail and I was in jail for drugs
anyways, back to the main plot
>>29202206
you might be disappointed, if I'm able to catch up to where I am in life now, you'll find that I am NOT dead, and am pretty happy now actually.
>>29202299
I'm enjoying these jail stories. You get any boipussy in jail?
>>29202299
>>29202318
>hey kid, want some pill? I was only here for messing with little kids
I guess you got balls
>>29201538
Looks like you dodged a bullet. Moose almost destroyed your caboose.
>>29202365
Or he just really doesn't give a fuck. I mean, you end up in jail for smoking weed and hating your life, your parents think you're a shit, you've just ruined all of the possible benefits you'd even get from wasting your time in the military.
How much lower can you go? I figure the only way it can get worse is if you had to go to prison for serious time. Might as well take a pill from a pedophile and drift off to sleep in your shitty jail bed.
>>29202299
>been in jail for weeks now
>military screwed up my pay, I was supposed to get entry level pay, but for some reason, I made the same amount while I was in
>you read that right, I was GETTING PAID IN JAIL (I was still technically in the military until I served my time, so that kinda still had to pay me
>superiors come by, sign paper work
>more time doing nothing, eating the worst food imaginable, sleeping all day
>FINALLY, with good behavior, I make it out for a total of 38 Days (was supposed to be 60 or something, but I knew I was getting the good boy points)
>superiors pick me up
>takes me back to my house (had already packed up my shit)
>Shave, uniform, back to base
>sign some paperwork
>get in my car, drive off base and am not allowed back (like I want to go back) for like 2 years or w/e
>go to guitarist's house cause I'm homeless now
>sleep for a fucking day on a bed that's larger than a child's yoga mat (that's what the beds were like, a thin, shitty yoga mat that was one layer thick, then it was either a steel bunk-bed frame or a slab of concrete
>obviously can't live at guitarists because he rents and has one bed
>still have $2K+ in the bank so I go and find a room on craigslist
>acquire room at this super cute chubby girl's apartment, but couldn't do anything with her because she was exclusively into ghetto black guys
At this point, I want to make it known that everyone, EVERYONE I spoke to about the conditions of my discharge, said they were pretty sure I was still gonna get my benefits (even the fucking lawyer said this)
>might have money for now, but need to make money
>me: "I know, I just go to school, I need to get an education and now I won't need a shit job to get through it!
>once again, notsofastfaggot.avi
>in the first month I was there, I had managed to spend all my money (weed, junk food, gas, car payment, etc)
>Month goes by, fat cutie asks "where's my money"?
>"the government has yet to cough it up"
>>29202365
Sober for weeks, suicidal and literally can't kill yourself, wouldn't you?
>>29200432
>tfw no lonely birthday wan wan to cheer up
Computer games and specifically puzzle pirates in grade school
>>29202524
Can you kindly fuck off? Be a fuck-off-wan-wan. How about that?
>>29202598
gomen anon.......forgive.....
>>29202492
Stopped reading there, cuck. This whole thing seems like Jewish propaganda.
>>29202617
I'm just jerking your chain.
Get that husky.
>>29202492
:O
What happened, don't leave me hanging
>>29202492
>So, I dipped out, didn't know where I was going, but I couldn't stay there
>driving back from dispensary with guitarist and bassist, bassist asks "so what your living sit like"
>me: "as of today, I don't have one"
>"wow shit, really? let me call me mom (he was 21 had left home, but came back when his dad changed duty stations)
>his very christian parents tell me I can live there until I get back on my feet
>I had recently gotten into my first ever car accident ever (it was snowing and I slid into a curb going 20 mph), It bent the rim of my tire and snapped one of the control arm jointd for the steering system...over $500 in repairs...which I didn't have
>packed my shit from the appartment, and headed over to bassist's parent's house
>my already in use spare was rubbing against the inner wheel well, it popped as I turned on to thier street
>the came came to a halt and didn't move from that spot until it was repo'd
this is where things really get fucky
>I had already been in school for a couple of weeks as I had mentioned, still waiting for that sweet sweet govmn't money...it never came
>apparently, the school's VA rep sent a letter that said I was denied VA scholarship
>they sent that letter to that fat bitches house
>the drop out date had passed
>I had been lucky enough to get a job at a friend's mom's restaurant working part time
>I made about 250 every 2 weeks because I had classes during the week
>I didn't even make enough to make my monthly car payment let alone pay the insurance or have the repairs fixed
>I drop out anyway because I need to make more money
>Still owe said school $5800
>goodluckwiththat.mpeg
>SO I just work, have the bank yell at me, smoke, play music and try and slowly dig my way out
and of course, just when it seems like things might be turning around, life comes by with a stern reminder
>the band starts to have problems
>we've had problems before (fucking yokos) but we had squashed our beefs when the bassist came into the picture
>>29202679
believe what you want, I'm just telling it as I remember it
>>29202757
anybody still give a shit?
>>29202790
Still here man. Interested to see what happens next.
>>29202790
Yeah, and next time pre-type that shit
>>29202818
cool, onward then
>>29202790
I give a shit, i want to hear the end of this
>>29202712
thanks anon, you're alright you know that?
>both the bassist and the guitarist are very hard headed, so when they don't see eye to eye, it gets heated quickly
>sometimes days go by without any practice because of some stupid shit one said to the other, and of course, I'm the fucking middle man
>still talking to big dick record producer, but he wants us to have more songs/gig experience
>says hes going to groom us like he did with The Frey
>"work your shit jobs and come up with a fraction of my starting fee, and well set you up for success"
>continue trying to work way out of debt, bank finally repos my car, and things in bassist's house starts getting shitty
>bassist decides to "clean up act" (stop smoking pot and go get a real job)
>he slowly becomes sober douche (we had some things in common, but weed was key)
>constantly talks about feeling better, starts to condescend on me and the guitarist
>his parents start being very restrictive
>"don't smoke cigs around the house, start doing your own cleaning, don't smoke when our relatives are over, just general strict parents shit"
>band still going down hill, guitarist starts treating me worse and worse (he didn't have a car and depended on me for a while)
>slowly realize that my dreams died when I went to jail and that things weren't going to work out
>talk with bassist's parent about life and how things are, tell them I'm not doing well mentally (even though I was out of jail, for obvious reasons, I was still depressed as fuck)
>bassist's parents start telling me "we are gonna move soon, you need to leave soon"
here is where the so called "good Sumatrans" turn into dicks
>was talking to bassist's little bro in highschool
>2016 as fuck fat little faggot who's dream in life it to become a famous "youtuber"
first incident
>I wanted to be cool with him since I lived there so we hung out some times, talk vidja, shoot the shit
>he tells me he wants his first job to be at a near by GameStop
Con't->
>>29202999
>start doing your own cleaning
Nice trips, but if you're having somebody elses parents ask you to tidy up after your fucking self then you are a manchild and should fucking kill yourself
>>29202999
>here is where the so called "good Sumatrans" turn into dicks
They left you live with them, and tidied up after you
you childish cunt
>>29202959
Thanks!
I genuinely enjoy dogs, post more, please.
>>29202999
Nice trips, this is really good drama.
Stop smoking weed maybe??
I know I know...its the only thing that is saving you right now.
>>29202999
>me: "My older brother works there, He only got the job because, not only was he good friends with the managers, he's also a VET and over 21 with work experience at Toys'R'Us. to be honest dude, you might want to look elsewhere. I talked to my brother about that job, he says they literally get over 200 applications a day. I just don't think it's a realistic first job for high school student"
>Uh...ok"
2nd incident
>go to take lil bro to gamestop becuase his borther is working and Black Ops 2 just dropped"
>on way there driving his brother truck like I always did
>coming in too hot on a yellow
>floor it
>changes red a second before I pass threw
>make it through fine, like I said, just barely missed the light
>me for some fucking reason "hey dude, don't tell your mom"
>"uh...ok"
>weeks later after I had told my band, that I could no longer continue to live at a friend's parent's house at the age of 23 (remeber they told me they were gonna move very soon), these things were used against me by the parents as away to further convince me to leave
>you made lil' youtube fag here feel bad by being real with him, then you ran a red light, put him in danger AND didn't tell us about it? you need to leave, we're moving you need to go
>We go to play out last gig together, I tell finally tell the guitarist, he's sad, but deals with it
So here's where we catch up to me about 2 years ago. I moved back to the shit hole small town that I came from and moved back in with Mom and Pops, just like every other failure I went to school with. I had to stop smoking to get a job, and basically, life was shit.
>>29203049
>>29203062
I already did a lot of shit for myself, including clean up, I was made to do it again if it wasn't good enough
FUCK I JUST TYPED A WHOLE PART AND LOST IT
>>29203205
nvm, there it is.
for those of you calling me a selfish little manchild cunt, I don't disagree with you, to a certain degree. I know I'm lazy, but they started to get ridiculous with it
>>29203205
i like your thread anon
Keep going OP
I'm thinking of joining the military but does it even have a place for non normies?
>>29203173
I could go on, but it's kinda boring from there
>more me being edgy "why do I still wanna die so much?"
>work shit job
>get all suicidal again
>more self discovery
>yada yada yada you get the drift
eh, it just doesn't make for a very good ending, and I'll certainly be called a fag by the end.
>>29203284
Yes, a shit ton in fact
>>29203313
unless you reeeealy want to know
>>29203313
Life stories simultaneously interest me and make me feel sad about living.
>>29203313
please continue. Don't listen to these normies making fun of you.
>stoners getting what they deserve
I came a little.
>>29203313
lemme guess, you became a trap
>fuck around in highschool
>Take act class and get a 31
>Get into uic with act score and all D's and a full ridw
>Fail within two semesters
>Go to community college
>Fail within 3 semesters
> Go on a diet and lose alot of weight, grow my hair out fuccboi style and get contacts girls like me
> Get sloppy and smoke weed and eat alot
> Get fat again
> All alone with no gf and same shitty job I've had since highschool.
>Still live with my mom and wished I would've actually done better in school.
All I do now is listen to teen life songs and think about days when everything was so simple
Where does the time go?
>>29203313
i mean you are a dumb fag but it was a cool read. funny how life ends up back in ur moms basement when all is said and done.
>>29203501
Well like I said, I'm doing pretty well in life now, so don't be sad. and besides, I got a neat story to tell out of it.
>To bring this bitch to a short close
>Be clean, get a job at a window making factory
>is in the deep south and the part I work in has No A/C
>I shit you not 100+ degreed in there at night, and I'm wearing jeans, a shirt, a kevlar sweater, 2 pairs of very thick gloves, a Hard hat and goggles
>shit was not cash
>slip into deep depression because I dedicated my life to my band, then had to give it up since I'm retarded
>bout to kill myself, thinking about it every day
and here's where shit goes...ok
>one day on way to work, stop at gas station for smokes
>See long time Gay best friend and make plans to hang out since its been years since we've seen or spoken
flash forward
>be now, Realized I was soo god damned depressed because I'm fucking trans and I didn't know it until I started working at the factory, Gay best friend is now Gay lover (who supports me being trans and is fucking awesome), we are about to sell our house, move back to our hometown for a few months to visit his rents and drum up some business (we are both self employed) and then eventually go somewhere where I can start my transition (I fucking told you you'd be calling ma a faggot by the end of this)
so there you go, from space cowboy, to rocker, to jail bird, to trap in the making. I do regret some of the things I did and said, but at the end of the day, I'm ok with where I am and where I'm going. sorry if this was a rather lackluster ending, thanks for reading Anon.
>>29203501
fuck, you called that shit from a mile away
>>29203583
"dumb fag"
I used to be a GPS satellite operator, I make dumb choices, but I'm not stupid (well, THAT stupid)
>>29203616
that was a dissapointing ending, i must be frank
>>29203678
and that's how I spent my friday night, telling my life story to strangers who could care less
>>29203616
Stayed up just to read through all this and I gotta say, kind of disappointing but hey, you've got more going on than I do. Good luck with your future anon. Hope you become a cute girl.
OP at least things turned out well for you. You might be a fag but you are a-ok.
>>29203748
Thank you Anon, I really appreciate that!
>>29203616
You're to old to transition and will be a hideous fucking chud with chest hair on your tits
>>29203793
Well sort of ok, I still have to deal with being trans amidst all this "mah restroom" and "go kill yourself you mentally damaged faggot" stuff that people are spouting off about. it's not gonna be easy but I need to do this, its really fucking hard looking in the mirror every day and seeing a stranger look back at me, I just wanna feel ok with myself.
>>29203815
Jokes on you, despite being in the military for years, regardless of the work I put into my body, I have always had (and most likely will always have due to a hormone imbalance) lil B-cup tiddies and abnormally thick thighs/hips for a dude, plus I'm really good looking in the face and I have money to get face surgery in the future
>>29202757
>>Still owe said school $5800
>>SO I just work, have the bank yell at me, smoke, play music and try and slowly dig my way out
That's pretty depressing. You have such little self control that you still smoke kiddie drugs when you're that deep in debt. You should kill yourself desu senpai, everyone would be happier with you gone.
>>29204026
>reading comprehension
>>29203616
How does turning into a girl cure depression? Just wondering because I'm bicurious, have a big chest and thick thighs.
>>29204026
I live to serve solely as the thorn in your balls then
>>29204093
it goes much deeper than that Anon, I've always felt "weird" about being a guy, I've NEVER liked having a dick, or most of my body for that matter, (always had self image issues) I wanted to play with dolls when I was younger (but that was to obvious so I played the sims instead), my sexuality is a big part of that to (sex has always been weird) but yea, every trans persons's reason for being trans is different, you don't have to "fit the mold" to be trans.
>>29203616
Good story , disappointed with the ending. Trans is not a good thing. You didn't get a happily ever after, you got a mental illness.
>>29204218
yea-huh, whatever helps you sleep at night duder
>>29203445
This. Gotta love these
>DUDE WEED LMAO
types getting what they deserve
>>29204280
Hey, I'd rather smoke weed than take pills. At least I have a pretty good idea of what's going into my body and how it will affect me, Can you say the same, Imperial?
>>29204244
lol m8, you're a man in a dress.
>>29203882
so why arent you posting pics
>>29204340
Tell me Anon, what makes a man besides his junk? Not all men are tall, muscular, have a good head of hair, not all men are capable of climbing mountains, or taming beasts. What is it that makes a man, is it his physical appearance? his attitude? his belongings? his accomplishments? What about eunuchs? Are they simply no longer human beings because they lack ANY genitalia? they don't have a dick so they can 't be a man right? But somehow this person is still tall, has wide shoulders and goes by fucking David or some shit. Look, I know you're probably and ignorant inbred retard, and I'm probably wasting my time here, but my point it this: Having a dick doesn't make you a man, have a vagoo doesn't make you a woman, the only thing you need to be a certain gender is attitude and dedication to said gender (actually trying to look your gender)
So no, I'm no man in a dress, I'm a chick with a dick in a dress, and I'm totally cool with that.
>>29204401
I've been lurking 4chan since like '07, I've seen a lot of shit and I would rather keep my identity away from this place. I can sit here a tell vague stories from my life, but I don't want that kind of attention, not from here.
>>29204497
>What is it that makes a man
His chromosomes you retarded freak
>>29204610
>implying people aren't born with abnormal chromosomes sometimes
Eh, potato po-chromosome, w/e
oh and
most of the betas here have the male chromosome, and most of them aren't typical "Men", some are probably closer to being a woman than a man.
and really? you're still on about this? I'm ok with me, I'm not hurting anyone, I'm not tricking people into sex, whats your problem? god forbid someone try to be happy with themselves, right?. it's people like you that make this board shit sometimes. you can't stand to see other happy so you go and talk shit to try and make them feel bad. you feel like a big man anon? you feel tough behind that monitor?
Went through a sort of similar military experience.
You sound like a mess. Glad you can be happy, though. I'm joining the French foreign legion if Hillary or Trump is elected.
>>29204701
>you can't stand to see other happy
A happy tranny is an oxymoron.
We need more ropes for degenerates like you, not bathrooms.
>>29204725
you're soooo right, let me just get that rope
go to bed kid
>>29204744
>go to bed kid
I just woke up fgt, not everyone is an ameripoor.
>>29204717
Well you don't come out of shit like that smelling like fresh daisy's.
how does one even apply to join the french foreign legion?
>>29204762
>ameripoor
>clearly didn't read the part about being self employed or owning a house
>>29204784
I am sure you have a successful, well adjusted life as a tranny, anon.
>>29200432
Americans do drug test on employees
Hahhahahha
Americans have ZERO freedom
You should just nuke yourself, saddest country on earth.
>>29204769
Stop defending your mental handicap, you're weak and all the judgment made was beforehand, based on the way you handled an infinitesimally minor problem that nearly 25% of military members go through (drug pop).
You're not special, and if you can't use Google I don't know what to tell you. We are not friends.
>fell from grace
>grace
There isn't a single thing graceful about you. You handled the situation like a complete child.
>>29204717
>I'm joining the French foreign legion if Hillary or Trump is elected.
>or Trump
>Trump
>Not Bernie
I hope you like getting your ass manhandled by Sgt. Tyrone, because it is 100% sure either one of them is going to get elected. Preferable hang yourself before then, cuck.
>>29204805
I could sit here and list off all the things I have, like my 5 bedroom house that's 2 mins walking distance to a major tourist beach, or how I drive an Escalade AND have another car, or how I am self employed and work when I please, but I have better things to do, so Ima go ahead a head to my California king sized bed and wake up whenever I like, just like every other day
enjoy your "job" wagecuck
>>29204867
hmm, I don't remember syaing anywhere that I was "special", "mentally healthy" or a"able to deal with problems like a normal adult"
you know what they say about assuming Anon.
>>29204944
>enjoy your "job" wagecuck
Jokes on you faggot, I am a neet on loads of welfare in europe. Have fun in Jewfornia though, you fit right in with all the other degenerates.
Btw, I love how you think you are a girl but when push comes to shove you talk just like a dude. How does it feel to be the worst of both worlds? KYS.
>>29204934
It was a joke because those are our two pretty definite candidates. So it's like saying I'm going to join either way.
Hope this helps. Do you need to sleep? Usually you can't understand basic thought processes when you're tired.
>>29205148
I know. You still need to be gassed for fleeing the country when God Emperor Trump starts his presidency.
>>29204944
Trans doesn't exist, please stop with this terrible meme. This isn't fairyland, you don;t always get what you want, you can't just say something to make it true, ect...
Please stop with the trans stuff, it isn't real.
You are biologically a male, you will always be a male, o matter how good science gets, you can never ever escape it. Making yourself look like something you want to be is the same as putting on a superhero costume. You aren't a superhero, you are a man, and nothing you can ever ever do will ever change that ever. These are all facts not opinion, they cannot change (unlike your gender can, apparently).
End it.
