Now before I seem like sonic the EDGE-hog, here's the tale of dread of how the mouses get dead:
> Have serious mouse problem in room from being disgusting neckbeard (well, I need to gain some weight but I have a fedora and doritos)
> Have four mouse traps constantly loaded with 4 month old peanut butter
> Catch mice all the time
> Put them in pill bottles full of isopropyl alcohol
> Display bottles near entry points of the room so other mice outside are too scared to come in (for some reason a lot of them come in anyway though)
Pic related is two of my bottles of mice from this year
Your house must be really shit
for it to have an affect you need to pin those little fuckers to wall lad no good in your bottles
>>29164111
Eh, it's actually pretty nice. Just out in the country and mouses come in every spring. It's not helping that I have bags of doritos, jars of peanut butter, and old cans of oil from canned oysters laying around.
>>29164196
Yeah, I used to have a bird skin pinned to my wall but it started to rot and the stench was even greater than the stench from my bags of old piss jugs. Pinning a whole mouse to the wall with its guts and everything would be a recipe for some major mess.
>be crawling around in some house
>trying to look for my best friend who got lost here
>walk into a nicely smelling room
>find jars with dead brothers in them preserved in some liquid
>absolutely shocked
>he was my best and only friend
>decide to get the hell out of there now I still can
>find some nicely smelling peanut butter
>decide to have some before I go
>feel something cold on my lower body
>stinging pain spreads through my entire body as excrutiating pain takes over
>spend my last seconds struggling to break free
>I'll be there soon Billy
Also here is a squirrel head that I've had for a few years... its eyes look kind of funny...
> Squirrel head, squirrel head, years ago bottled
> How did you get so disgusting and mottled?
>>29164345
Shit forgot the file
jesus fucking christ dude, this place never ceases to amaze me
Have you ever thought about making a miniature display with your captured mice? You could make a website and get money for recommendations, you'd be suprised what people will pay for. Make money for being a disgusting human.
>>29164326
Keked hard at this... I don't think that peanut butter is too nicely smelling... probably the mold on the peanut butter is what the mouses eat as the traps haven't been changed for a while - some of them in over a year
Here's my pet catfish (Pterygoplicthys multiradiatus)
> Catfish, catfish, swimming no longer
> You shall stew till your brew becomes far stronger
> Than the finest libation a normalscum could afford
> On those who steal tendies to be viciously poured
I remember when my bio teacher showed us a human fetus, about the size of a plum.
She said it was 15 yo if I remember correctly.
>>29164439
Dang... the Jew is strong with this one... Maybe I will consider doing such a thing.... Any suggested poses (I don't know if I can set it up now as the normies are at home and they'd probably call the constables on me if I had mouses out of their liquidy houses...)
Here's my fish making a funny face!
>>29164097
Except mice are cannibals. You're putting a buffet on display for them, covered in the smell of death which both (a) makes them wary of your traps, and (b) tells them there's some tasty carrion in your room.
>>29164097
The peanutbutter will attract them to your room. They might die but they're still in your room... It will only attract more of those nasty fuckers.
>>29164488
A 15 year old fetus would be pretty big though, wouldn't it?
One time I killed a rat with my slingshot and it was pregnant so I cut it open... Found pic related (it was kind of squirming when I got it but died quickly after being dropped in the alcohol)
> Rat fetus, rat fetus, violently aborted
> Tell us if the Mexicans should all be deported
>>29164097
honestly I'm not disgusted by this
I had to dissect a rat and a pig fetust, and those weren't too bad. mice aren't really that gross in comparison
>>29164548
Get some orange cloth to make an ISIS execution. Make a little ISIS flag for the background.
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>>29164596
The ones that get past the traps get shot with my bb gun... I just put a piece of a dorito on the floor with some peanut butter on it and wait for the mouse to come up to it and then POW! It's better than a video game and basically free other than the dorito you need to sacrifice...
>>29164609
Though this stuff might disgust normies, it's not that bad
Here's a pic of my pet toad
> Look at the toad, when it was alive it had serious skills,
> Of crickets in its cage it had over 300 confirmed kills
>>29164711
HOLY FRICK forgot the PIC
>>29164097
>isopropanol
just use formaldehyde like everyoneelse.
>>29164488
Our teacher showed us a fetus that was 40 years old. The school apparently wasn't supposed to have it so my other retired teacher took it away
>>29164097
I wonder how big a jar you would need for a human been
>>37486786
Dahmer used those big oil drums, but he also removed the heads and sometimes limbs.
>>29164807
A big jar for you.
We had a dog husky, sadly it died but I preserved it's head.
cleaned it up real good and now I have a skeleton dog head lying around collecting dust in my closet at my family summer house.
>>29164660
Sounds good... I am trying to think of a way to do it quickly without arousing suspicion. Maybe if I take them outside with me this afternoon I can do it... I even have a little desert-like place in the woods where I used to poop and do target practice on glass jugs of urine.
>>29164728
People would get suspicious of that... a lot of them already think I'm a cereal killer
>>29164771
It's mother's belly must have been pretty darn big by the time it finally got born...
Pic related is the hand of a possum that was found stealing cat food.
> Possum, possum, playing dead
> Cut its hands off and then its head
> Actually cut its head of first, but details don't matter
> And Allah was pleased when we fried it in pork-product free batter
>>29164097
>Komm Susser Tod starts playing
wtf
im just a normal neet
i lay in bed and play videogames and masturbate
i cone to /r9k/ to post about normal neet things
wtf is this
>>29164934
Advanced neet stuff. No need to get your pleb tier neet jimmies rustled.
whats wrong with being sonic the edge hog?
i want kill 6 billion people pls tell me how
This is the bb gun I use to hunt the mice that make it past a battery of traps. You can see its advanced STAT-TRACK technology shows a total of 30 confirmed kills (I wish I still had all my bottles of these mice but I threw some away when my parents made me clean my room) (Inb4 underage b&... you guys know how it is being NEETs).
get a cat you fucking philistine
>>29164097
I wouldn't call you an edgelord because you aren't one....
jeffrey dahmer did this...
you're scaring me OP
>>29165470
I'm allergic to cats, but when I was a kid I had one that finished off the squirrels I injured with a BB gun and brought them to me... He died of cancer. Most cats are kind of funny but that one was downright useful. Still, I would probably be in respiratory arrest if I had a cat in my room.
>>29165545
Is that a compliment or an insult?
Pic related are two lizards I found dead like 7 years ago... still in good condition.
> Lizards, lizards, that kill bugs with great drama
> Too bad you're the same species as the Jews and Obama
Do you have any bottled people? Pls say yes
do this op
originalam
>>29164605
OP you can be edgy and charming without hurting animals. This is just wack shit you're doing just to get attention, don't be a motherfucker.
Nobody is impressed, you're just acting weird for the sake of being weird.
>>29164923
Underrated posterino originalo de original
>>29165571
Seems like a pretty cool cereal killer other than being gay... A shame he got killed by a filthy negro who only had 3 kills himself.
>>29165733
Nope... I once had a weird-shaped white thing I coughed out of my lung though...
Impressive collection, but don't you need formaldehyde to preserve them properly?
>>29164605
Go to bed Dahmer, I'm sorry that you're a beta and got bullied in highschool but this doesn't make you powerful. Just makes you a nerd who realizes he can kill rats.
>>29165822
What is this? Are you pretending to be me on another website? Haha... What site is this? Link to thread?
>>29165873
None of them were abused... some I found dead and others I killed as quickly and humanely as any other hunter would.
>>29165920
What is the song he's talking about?
>>29165969
Nah, the lizards have been in the alcohol for 7 years and are still looking good... maybe the squirrel head could have used something better though.
>>29166010
I wasn't bullied in high school and I'm not a beta you normie moralfag...
>>29166142
>Normie moralfag
Lmao says the budding serial killer. Can't wait until you try and take your first victim and you end up getting a knife to the dick. Again I'm sorry that were bullied in highschool, this isn't helping you though
>>29166010
Dahmer wasn't a beta.
>>29166318
Actually I didn't even go to high school you crud cucker. I was homeschooled. No bullying whatsoever.
Why so much hate for a guy who just bottles already dead animals? I even got requests to make a thread like this when I mentioned my collection in another thread.
>>29166427
People are just bitter and lash out at random things. I think you have a knack for body preservation. Ever consider becoming a mortician and doing that as a job?
That's what morticians do, but with human bodies.
>>29166559
Being a mortician would be pretty cool... a few people IRL have recommended it to me but there really isn't anywhere to go to school for that around here. I'm already educated in an unrelated field though so this is just a hobby.
Thats pretty interesting family!
I have never seen a mouse or a rat in my life, I would probably try to catch them if they were common around here.
>>29165680
> Too bad you're the same species as the Jews and Obama
10/10 laff. Great thread, OP.
>>29167015
Where do you live, anon?
>>29167050
Haha... glad you liked it instead of thinking I was a cereal killer...
OP you gave an excuse that you wanted to keep mice out, but then you went on to post photos of several dead animals that aren't even pests.
Do you get enjoyment out of preserving animal corpses?
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>>29164548
These fucking filenames. OP is a magnificent faggot
>>29164351
Is nobody going to point out the Redwall book?
>>29167292
Yea... kind of. I also have like 4 large Rubbermaid tubs of animal bones but I had to put them in the basement and they're buried in piles of my family's junk somewhere down there. I also used to have a lot of animal skins and squirrel tails but I had to throw them away because of the clear odor of decomposition that even overwhelmed the odor of my piss jugs.
>>29167347
Kek. I should have called the one with the fish's eye "mfw they mention reddit"
>>29167578
Pretty good series desu
>>29164605
>it was pregnant so I cut it open
Jesus fucking Christ. When do you plan on progressing to killing people?
>>29169122
It was already dead from the slingshot... what was I supposed to do?
This is what no human contact for a long time, combined with some autism, does to you people. But I will be damned if this isn't interesting OP. At least you don't collect cum rags or shit jugs. Also the poems are funny.
Best thing I've seen in a while, keep it up OP.
Fuck these faggots calling you edgy, this alone is more interesting than their entire lives
this is pretty funny, OP. Your poems are quite funny. Good hobby, I like collecting skulls and bones, nothing wrong with being interested in the macabre.
this is going to be on r/4chan i just fucking know it
You're the most grotesque of them all, I like you.
>>29170754
you were right
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/4nc65i/robot_shares_his_bottled_animal_collection/
I was gifted a dead kitten from my friends, I am very fond of it.
These are called wet specimens! They are fairly common when you're involved in a vulture culture community, and are my favorite; more so than taxidermy or articulated skeletons. Your bottle choice is poor though. Invest in some nice glass jars from Michael's or something. Formalin or ethanol would do better than alcohol, and you'd get better results if you also injected the specimen with loads of it in various locations prior to bottling. Some people also sell these on etsy so you might be able to make some $$$.
>>29164097
>Display bottles near entry points of the room so other mice outside are too scared to come in
nice
