>me
>made smug posts on r9k about how i found a girl and i won't be coming back
>tried to sound inspirational and shit and convince robots to leave
so
>went out with her for a few months
>both virgins
>finally convince her to have sex
>so nervous I can't get it up and end up snuggling
>haven't spoken to her since
I'm breaking up with her and returning to neet life fuck me guys you were right
>>29162288
and I should note I'm not even a failed normie, met her at a board game meet up
>>29162288
>falling for the relationship meme
>falling for the ill make it bros meme
the sad truth is that if youre once a robot youre always a robot. your cock cockbloacked you, damn son.
lol dude that happens to everyone once in a while
dont worry about it
next time before y'all meet up
>get full nights rest
>dont touch booze or cigs
>go on a run/go liftin for a bit
>eat a nice big meal
no matter how fucking nervous you are you'll still be able to get it up with this list
>>29162323
>>29162322
>she ended up squeezing on my limp dick for 5 minutes before giving me what looked like a dissapointed yet understanding look and said "it's okay"
>>29162298
You talked a lot of shit when you found her and even admit it.
>made smug posts on r9k about how i found a girl and i won't be coming back
>tried to sound inspirational and shit and convince robots to leave
I dont care if robots get a gf and come back when they lose it but it's twats like you who actually post about it showing off like a fucking normie on pleb book. that annoy the shit out of me no one fucking cares if your here or not you are not special m8
>>29162382
damn dude. i know it sucks but try again, save face (come up with some BS excuse) dont dump her, robots dont have the luxury to turn down pussy. hit that before some else does, youll regret it. i fucked a few sluts in HS so i thought i was hot shit, turned down a few girls because i thought i could get pussy anytime big mistake. regret not getting those chicks since its been years of not getting laid. sucks man.
Kill yourself you cunt
>>29162537
FUCKING THIS, man the fuck up OP and nail her.
>>29162288
the same thing happened to me. you just have to try again. don't give up now you idiot.
>>29162628
strongly considering this
what if she tells her friends? I live in a small town
>>29162537
This. We may make a successful man from one of us yet.
It's alright brother, it's not uncommon.
There are full blown chads that tell me it happens to them sometimes. It's really not a big deal, i know it feels like it is, but it's not. Happens to the best of us.
Take care brother and don't give up. Ffs don't be a pussy and give up.
