l accidentally texted my mom mlp porn.. she already thinks lm fucked up in the head.. is it finally time to be an hero?
>>29158049
Post screenshots and I'll diagnose the damage, OP
>>29158049
If she know you're fucked in the head, there really isn't much for you to lose, is there?
As it stands...meh b8. 2/10. Low energy.
>>29158049
>is it finally time to be an hero?
yes, do it on stream so all your robot friends can enjoy
>>29158049
Nah, bro, she might be into it. You guys can put on horse masks and fuck.
>>29158049
nows your chance anon. seduce your mom and fuck her mature, hairy pussy
>>29158049
FUUUUUUUUU i hate it when my mum finds my porn stash. maybe you should shave that porn stache hahahaha. anyways, good luck mate have a good day! don't stretch your arms behind your head and shoot yourself with a shotgun, pepe hahaha
>>29158759
Serious memer alert
>>29158049
toasting for potential
>>29158759
narwhal bacon xD
you're way overdue t b h
>>29158660
>>29158585
She hasn't replied.. it's been almost 7 hours. She's on vacation and won't be home until Friday night
>>29159125
ANON WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Goddamn you're an idiot. Either tell her now it was a joke. Like " that was a joke btw mom"
Or go steal her phone before she sees it
>>29159125
Please tell me this is bait
You're making ME want to commit suicide
If not, get her phone as soon as possible and delete the message
>>29159125
Jesus Christ OP, you flashed your own mother.
>>29159125
>this
You're fucked anon
go kill yourself horsefucker
>>29158049
>>29159125
dis is gonna be gud
Tell her a friend sent her it as a sick joke/prank
Try and sound really upset about it so it sounds genuine
Fuck man. I'm making popcorn
>>29159125
Nice Twixie m8
>>29159125
You can easily get away with this. Tell her it was a really poor taste in joke and since you're both old enough to know what sex is you didn't think she'd be that weirded out by it. You can literally just say you sent it to her for shock humor. The "I was only trolling u" works IRL way more than you'd think. You're fine OP.
Just act like nothing happened. In fact, text her right now with a normal text.
>>29159192
He obviously doesn't have friends senpai
>>29159125
>real actual people actualy get their actual dick to actually jerk off to this
>>29159192
That's actually a really good idea. Thanks anon.
>>29159192
>implying a man who has pony porn has friends
HAHAHA
![314[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Scs3O3k.png "314[1].png")
>>29159125
>mlp porn
you deserve this, get help.
>>29159230
Godspeed, horsefucker
>>29159232
Theres an entire brony subculture of course these weirdos have weird friends.
>>29159125
>twixie
God-tier taste, my friend.
>>29159125
[ hysterical laughter ]
>>29159232
"My friend googled mlp porn and sent it as a joke"
That simple. Pretty sure OP's mom will assume that your friend searched it only for the joke, and not to fap.
>>29159125
This has to be bait. please let live in a world where this isn't really happening.
>>29158049
Jesus Christo OP. Time to be a hero.
>>29159125
>porn saved on phone
Jesus how stupid are you?
>>29159125
>it's not fake
You're fucked anon.
Run for the hills.
This is the pic I sent to her.. it's not nearly as bad as other porn l have saved on my phone. So l guess I'm kinda lucky I didn't accidently send her the kid pony porn
>>29159125
No, you can't be serious
>>29159125
Tell her it was just a prank desu famistan
>>29159383
Yeah you're so lucky, man. I'm almost jealous, really.
>>29159383
How do people fap to this shit, Im a horse fucker a real horse fucker but MLP ponies look too cartoony for me to jerk my dick off to, why would you want these weird cartoony crap when the real thing is much better oh the sounds of a mare neighing as you cream inside her warm tight vagina it enough to make a man have a heart attack.
>>29159125
Run.
Run and never look back.
>>29159125
H E L I U M
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I
U
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>>29159383
Tfw someone has the free time to put that much detail into cartoon horse pussy drawings
>>29158049
>>29159125
If this is real literally all you have to say is that you had a friend over and he grabbed your phone and decided to mess with you/mom. Throw a buddy under the bus and youll be fine.
>>29159435
Are you confessing sins on
>4chen
at this hour?
>>29159125
Anon your are fucked buddy.
>>29159192
This is probably your only hope anon.
>>29159125
NIGGA YOU DUMB FUCK, YOU SHOULD OF PLAYED IF OFF AS A JOKE IN THE FIRST TEN MINUTES. YOU'RE SO STUPID REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29159383
OP was too much of a fag for his own good.
>>29159125
This is gonna be a great thread.
OP GIVE US AN UPDATE!
>>29159383
>not nearly as bad as other porn i have
What the fuck do you masturbate to, you sick fuck?
>>29159555
nice trips, Op what happened?
>>29158759
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK OFF NIGGER
>>29158049
How do you even do that?
I want details nigger.
>>29159460
>OP
>friends
>>29159125
second hand cringe
>>29158049
include me in the /r/4chan screencap you fucking faggot
>>29159383
Really, anon? This "isnt as bad"?
I dont think that's an issue here.
>>29159558
This is one of my favorites.
>>29159650
I meant to send her a pic of her garden. But instead of clicking that pic I clicked the one next to it and didn't even realize it until I actually sent it to her
>>29159442
Off topic but GOD DAMN ANON THATS AN OLD PIC I WAS IN THAT THREADON NEWGROUNDS
>>29159688
>mlp
kill yourself
you 100% deserve everything that happens to you
i really wish you sent something worse, i really fucking hate you
>>29159688
wtf am I even looking at homie?
>>29159688
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
HA
NICE MEME KIDDO GET OFF MY BOARD
Did OP died?
OP are you there bud?
d-do you think he an hero'd?
>>29159688
>beating off to shitty OC pones
Come on that's even worse than fapping to Twilight's mary sue ass.
>>29159688
is that supposed to be hispa-chan as horse
>>29159721
NOPE
>>29159688
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>29159688
Tf is that?
>>29159125
best ship desu senpai. You did nothing wrong.
>>29159688
you know you should just end yourself when even /r9k/ is looking down upon you
>>29159688
I watch MLP every week and I dont even understand this image.
What the fuck am I even looking at? Who the fuck would even conceive something like this?send it to your mom. just fuck it. go all the way.
>>29159688
>inb4 this pic gets sent too
>>29159688
Sorry OP, but the only thing you can do now is pretend it was an on-purpose mistake to send her porn, and seduce her.
It's the only way.
Trust me we used to get threads of anons sexting their moms all the time, it works really well.
>>29159688
THE KKK MEMBER HAS {3K} INSIDE OF A MUSHROOM CLOUD ON HIS BELT
THE OTHER GUY HAS A GREEN MORPH SUIT ON
THE PONE HAS A SPACE HELMET ON
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>29159761
>(Wed)23:23:23
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>29159736
A guy inserting a the bottom of a cross in the pony's anus I think, theres a dude under the body licking its vagina, and as you can see the pony has his dick in its hand or hoof whatever it is.
>>29159777
Trips confirm it OP!
You wouldn't go against trips, right?
>>29159761
>(Wed)23:23:23
This threas has been blessed by KEK himself.
>>29159688
>people itt actually think this is extreme or LE OMG SO WEIRD XDDD
God this site has gotten tame.
>>29159761
>23:23:23
KEK WILL IT!
please anon dont do this to us
>>29159688
Holy fuck just noticed the klansman in the background wtf
>>29159809
The weirdness comes in when he sends this shit to his mom. Unless he's trolling us.
>>29159125
>Give me a sec Jesus
>>29158049
>masturbates to mlp porn
KEK you totally deserve it faggot
>>29159125
T O P K E K
O
P
K
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K
Oh look this is a very original comment.
>>29159125
Op You fucked up pretty bad, damn that's like me sending my mom piss porn on accident. Although I don't keep porn on my phone for this exact reason.
>>29159962
I use the samsung hidden mode thingy. Cool thing is that when you unlock the hidden content and you shut the screen off it goes back to being hidden again. It's great for a quick fap in the shower then when I'm done I shut the screen off and toss it on my clothes I left laying on the floor.
update OP did your mom freak? Also have you killed yourself yet?
OP have you found out what your mom's favorite pony ship is yet?
>>29160125
Mom hasn't responded since l accidentally sent her the image. And no I'm still alive. lm going to tell my mom I meant to send that picture to someone as a joke but sent it to her instead
>>29160180
Seems kinda late to play it off as a joke, I think you better send her a picture of your penis with a top hat.
>>29159125
>give me a sec jesus
have some respect for you mother, you cheeky little shit
>>29160180
Is your mom a liberal or conservative?
>>29160180
You better send her a dickpic anon. It's the right thing to do.
>>29160292
Calm down grandpa before you get a stroke.
>>29159125
Trolololo
>>29158049
nice made up story, faggot
original
Send your mum a pic of gay horses to cancel out the Lesbo horses
>>29159125
Fuckin saved
OP, when your mother kicks your ass into the stratosphere, look for my sides
>>29160180
She sure has been masturbating for a long time.
>>29159383
>implying this could have actually been worse
Do you have evidence of a murder on your phone or something?
>>29160180
Who the fuck would you even send that to as a joke?
>>29159125
I can't believe your name is "Alex"
>>29160180
Edit the image and pretend you were making a meme
>>29158049
You can easily get out of it by saying you were trying to freak your friend out, and sent it to her by mistake.
>>29160443
Nah it must be short for alexander.
>>29159125
anon you're fucked. Just bear through the pain
>>29159125
There's fucking up big time, and then there's this
Isabel is best girl all girls
OP any updates on the situation?
>>29159125
it was never supposed to be like this
>>29159125
Shes on vacation anon the last thing women on vacation do is check it on their sons.
>>29159125
Wow nice you have good taste, OP
>>29159125
>sending an image to your mother from a device you also keep porn on without at least making sure it was the right image.
Why do you do things like this?
>>29159460
>implying bronies have irl friends
>having mlp porn
for what purpose faggot
>>29159125
Literally kys faggot, but before then please do continue being an autist.
Spergs are fun to watch.
>>29159125
>Not even followed it up with "Sorry, that wasn't meant for you".
You are fucked.
She might think you sent it intentionally, what is way worse.
>>29160443
That's a common as fuck name
>>29159125
This is one for the fucking history books
Jesus fucking Christ
I was gonna kill myself until I saw this, now I'm just glad I'm not you
>>29162509
To masturbate to, obviously.
OP I want you to know that I'm in tears right now. Thank you.
Never change.
Just tell your mom you're sorry you were in a bad mood and decided to be rude.
OP here I got a reply
>>29163486
Sure (you) did, budday.
![[Methonium]_Just_Meat_To_You_(COMIC_Anthurium_036_2016-04)_[English]_{NecroManCr}_-_2016-06-02_03.50.31.png](https://i.imgur.com/lW0fzJ4.png "[Methonium]_Just_Meat_To_You_(COMIC_Anthurium_036_2016-04)_[English]_{NecroManCr}_-_2016-06-02_03.50.31.png")
>>29159688
>prayer beads are anal beads
Not bad!
>>29163486
Then post it.
By the way, I can hardly fathom the sheer originality of this post.
>>29163528
>he still uses that shitty outdated add on as a way to detect different Ips
God you must of embarrassed yourself so bad when you "caught samefags" all this time.
>>29159125
You stupid fucking robot.
>>29163688
https://my.mixtape.moe/suwpoy.webm
>>29159688
I can't be the only one who hears Mozart's Requiem Mass in their head when they see this.
What's so funny or interesting or weird about this?
Someone explain why this is such a big deal
It's just a pic of ponies having sex, it just looks funny
>>29159125
This makes every cringey moment in my life seem so minor. Thanks for that, OP.
>>29159125
Can I be in the reddit screenshot plz?
>>29159125
Include me in the screencap
bloxx bloxx
>>29159125
>>29159125
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>>29163759
the choral portion of handel's "o thou that tellest good tidings to zion" was the first thing that came to mind for me, actually
test??????????????????? huh?
>>29159688
Mate what you gotta do is kill yourself
Just take a knife from the kitchen and slit it across your throat
>>29159125
I think you're only hope is to ultra an-hero; go back in time and kill yourself before you are born. You're that beyond redemption.
>>29159125
my first visit on /r9k/, and there's a man posting some fucking kinky pony porn to his mom.
>>29159125
POSTING IN LEGENDARY BREAD
NICE GOING ANON HOLY SHIT
>>29159688
Es que eres espanol, Op?
Que puto asco. No sabia que existiese alguien que de tanto puto cancer en mi pais.
Haznos un favor a todos y pegate un tiro en la nuca, majo.
>>29159230
nah just say whoops and send the pic of the backyard. if my roll ends in 5 u have to
>>29159125
How can someone be this spergalicious?
Btw is your mom hot?
>>29159125
You don't simply fuck up this hard anon, you always check what you're sending
>>29159837
rofl the fact he has the audacity to be cuntish to his mother after replying a hour late.
Post your mom's phone, so we can fix your shit, Op. Trust me, we'll know what to do.
>>29160000
look at those digits
1488
OP, there is still a reliable way out.
Tell her about /r9k/. Tell her about /r/4chan. Tell her you orchestrated this autistic mess to get imaginary internet fame.
>>29159125
Tell her pony porn is nothing but a game to you.
>>29159125
holy shit you dumb fuck
>>29159125
Holy fuck this is fucking hilarious
My parents haven't seen my MLP porn but I'm certain they know I have it. And I'm the one that wants kids the worst out of my two siblings and I.
>sister used to say porn is desensitizing
>she's mid 30s, alone, can't figure out what to do with a man
>I'm 27, almost pulling my hair out for not having a family
>>29159383
That image is absolutely fucked. What the actual fuck is wrong with you
>>29160423
Not OP, but I think my parents would prefer murder over that stuff.
I emailed my mom a hardcore pregnancy doujin instead of a job application once.
Luckily all there was to see was a sad panda.
THANK YOU BASED EXHENTAI
>your life may be fucked beyond repair but at least you're not OP right now
>>29164215
This, things seem a little better now. Thanks OP
>>29158049
>having mlp porn at all
Do please kill yourself
Spam her with random images non stop and say it was a "virus"
>>29163872
This, give us pics of your mom OP
>>29159125
Someone CAP this!
You duped so hard!
thanks based OP now i dont want to kill myself as bad :^)
>>29164215
Holy crackers this.
I'm a useless hikki but atleast I'm not op right now!
Lmao at your life OP
This isn't that bad anon. Just say a friend was around and done it as a joke. Simple.
Shes not there with you so can't know. And you can just say you only realised it now which explains the delay.
Also say you fell asleep after your mate left which is the reason for no back yard photo
>>29164195
>tfw mom thought the Panda was cute and made her FB profile pic
>>29159383
you should post the other one too
>delete any mlp porn on any electronic you have
>tell her your phone got hacked or your friend played a prank on you
>say that that shit is "fucking sick" and you dont get how anyone could look at that
>say sorry and actually send a picture of the garden
>say your phone died and thats why it took so long to reply
its like youve never lied before
>>29159125
looks like the garden is seriously fucked up
>>29159125
at least you got some (You)s anon
>>29159125
WHAT!?!?! (organo)
>>29159159
>Please tell me this is bait
Obviously it's bait. People have been doing this shit before iphones existed. You change the name of the person in your address book to your mum or dad, either have the other person send a bunch of text messages back and forth or use their phone and do it yourself, then show the message history to people afterwards and watch them laugh at how much you fucked up. Basic bait and switch.
>>29159688
Of fucking course he has to be a fucking spic, end yourself, you're a disgrace to the rest of your race.
>there are kids here who think anon actually send that image to his mom
This board is perfect for trolls: full of children new to the internet.
>>29165154
Whether it's true or not, it's still good bread
>>29165154
do you have any evidence that he did not?
>>29159125
sauce on that pic you sent her pls
>>29165760
look at the fucking thread before asking such a stupid question, it was already posted
