Can you truly satisfy a woman without a big dick?
if you have money
>>29139164
Big cock is partly what women need to cum, but in truth only 9+ inch Tyrone can truly satisfy a white women.
>>29139164
Yeah, if you're good at multitasking.
>>29139164
Please stop. There's no siduation where that isn't painful.
This meme was fun but this board is full of idiots and they begin to take these things seriously eventually. They're going to think it's not worth trying to have sex because they don't have an enormous penis.
>>29139164
my god. That thing is disgusting. Truly a curse worse than a small penis by far - it must be so hard for him to find women willing to sleep with him. I know for one I'd never have sex with someone that huge.
I mean, I guess if I fell in love with them I would make it work, but blowjobs would always be an awful chore, actually so would sex. Quickies would never be a thing, and you can forget about anal.
So basically yeah a dick that size is a curse
>>29139286
but it is true that it's not worth trying sub 5 inches right
>>29139164
Of course. Lesbians do it all the time. I can make women come easy without using my dick at all.
>>29139305
No, you idiot. Lots of girls can't even fit two fingers in, the fact that the vagina is durable enough to lodge that tree trunk of a penis in is a miracle of nature.
James Dean, one of the most beloved male pornstars of all time has girls literally having mental breakdowns because the sex is too good and he has an average if not below average penis.
The ideal (read: IDEAL) penis size according to 100 samples in a scientific study is half an inch longer and thicker than average, AKA 5.5. Push right down to the pelvis and you can probably make it work.
>>29139356
so you admit that <=4.5 is shit that won't be able to hit the optimal point
I actually much prefer an average - small sized dick. Once it goes above 6 inches it becomes more painful than pleasurable for me, but then again I'm also quite short.
>>29139356
>be fat my whole life
>be porn addicted
>never in situations in school/etc where I would see other dudes dicks to compare
>brother always joked about my dick size
>get thin and discover my dick is a little more than average
>It's never been an issue with a female
Fuck I tore myself up for years about that
>>29139356
>James Dean, one of the most beloved male pornstars of all time has girls literally having mental breakdowns because the sex is too good and he has an average if not below average penis.
James Deen has a big dick what the fuck are you talking about
Dude's a porn star
>>29139293
fuck off you limpdick faggot
>>29139385
most women don't orgasm from penetration
most women get off on things mentally far more than physically
if you want to be successful in sex then you need to know how to get her off physically (ex: suck on her click and lick it at the same time like a tiny benis) as well as getting her off mentally (ex: she likes to be held down or tied up and blindfolded).
unless you have a microdick, the above will work. i promise.
women can't even tell proportions anyway. I have a 7x5.5 and my GF told me she wanted a "huge" dildo "like 3 inches around." they have no fucking clue what a big or small dick is nor do they understand proportions, so even though my penis is above average in all ways, it seems thin and "small."
>>29139385
No, I don't know where you think I said that.
I'd say 3 inches is where you begin to push it. Of course if you know what you're doing you can always find a way, but at that point it's kinda like a weiner dog trying to sprint. Would be nice if you had more to work with.
You can't satisfy a women with a big dick.
What I'm saying is that they are so greedy their greed knows no limit.
>>29139407
thats because you havent been fucked properly
or that you are a boy
>>29139407
i forgot to specify, average = 5.5 and small = 5
>>29139356
women are lying
If women wanted small dicks we wouldn't have evolved longer thicker cocks. Human dicks make chimp and gorilla dicks look tiny as fuck
>>29139407
>Once it goes above 6 inches it becomes more painful than pleasurable for me
same
consensus is the same among my female friends - i honestly don't think many vaginas are longer than 6"
>>29139385
>4.5 is shit that won't be able to hit the optimal point
4-4.5 is still good for most women I think. You only run into trouble at around 3.5 and lower. You can still make it feel pretty damn good with that though, just takes more work.
>>29139424
He looks like he has a little baby carrot to me
AKA average, I'm not being disparaging. That's the average penis and it's plenty.
>>29139427
>it seems thin and "small."
>7x5.5
wat
that can't possibly seem small
I remember being blown away by the size of my ex who was smaller than that
>>29139443
That's probably the least intelligent thing ever said
>>29139468
Makes sense
Dick size seems to be a trait selected for to breed
>>29139462
7x5.5 is huge. He's either rusing you or he's a virgin that's been in insecure memeland for so long he's forgotten he wasn't being serious.
>>29139435
Hahahaha, you say that. No, it is not pleasurable because anything over 6" hits a wall (cervix) which just feels uncomfortable and painful.
>>29139462
here is a very flattering picture of it
>>29139462
here is a not so flattering picture of it
>>29139444
>implying you wouldn't walk away if someone pulled out their 2.5 or 3 inch penis
>>29139468
The human penis is larger than any other primates. Women want huge cocks
>>29139536
fun fact: this is also evidence that women are whores. in true monogamous species or ones where males don't have to worry about getting cucked genitalia doesn't have as much evolutionary pressure to get big
>>29139517
>>29139510
LMAO that is not any bigger than 5 inches
now THIS is a 7.5" dick
never ever forget dicklets
How can you live knowing you'll never be enough?
>>29139536
But up until recently did women really choose their mates?
Or were they mostly either raped or given to a guy in an arranged marriage?
>>29139584
here's your (you)
i would measure for you but i'm about to go to the gym so i can't be fucked getting hard and all that. maybe when i get back in an hour i'll do it if the thread is still up.
>>29139450
>this is a baby carrot dick
>>29139584
>>29139585
>>29139594
Please stop this memeing.
I don't want robots to actually start believing this.
>>29139584
>>29139594
these would both be repulsize to most women outside of the porn industry
>>29139585
this is discredited by every woman who sees it, every time it is posted
>>29139621
>roasties still trying to deceive betas
why
seriously for what purpose
>>29139595
>or given to a guy in an arranged marriage?
i don't think that drove any significant evolution, anon
large peni are optimal for male reproduction so women are inherently going to be attracted to them because they evolutionarily want any sons have the best possible genetics
>>29139607
Maybe it's big then
Point is the women are not squirming around in ecstasy and making out with him like they're draining the life with him because he has a big penis
I once fucked a hooker with my 5.5 incher (i think it' approx that size) and she basically came and gave me a deep massage afterwards and cuddled with me and I got her number. I was working out every single day for like 3 weeks before though so I was really fucking rough.
>>29139427
> I have a 7x5.5
Every time. Every. Fucking. Time.
It's always the guys with the big dicks giving bullshit advise. Just fuck off man. You won't ever, EVER understand the plight of small dicked anons. Don't even fucking try.
>>29139638
But >>29139356 was literally stating how good of a lover he was even though he didn't have a big dick
But he clearly does
So that link you tried to abolish could still very clearly be there
>>29139635
I understand how it is useful as a tool for cummies displacement in order to avoid getting cucked, but do we know that ot necessarily triggers attraction in women?
Idk I've made a few girls cum, I'm only about 6".
>>29139629
1. I'm not a girl
2. Because you're actually giving people a warped view of the dynamics of sex and you're potentially doing a lot of damage to a lot of people.
Memes are fine so long as they're just that but I think people are actually beginning to believe that they can't satisfy a woman unless they have an 8 inch penis
Where's that Descartes quote that says "Any community that gets laughs off pretending to be idiots will inevitably attract actual idiots thinking they're in good company."
>>29139674
>do we know the widely held common knowledge that women get excited by large peni?
yes? even if they weren't initially they'd naturally evolve to prefer them
>>29139665
Most girls in porn look miserable and the average pornstar is huge.
I'd say you're horribly disillusioned from what's attractive to women but that would imply that you have any experience to be in denial of. You know nothing about what turns women on.
>>29139629
They need someone to provide for them after they have fun riding the carousal
>>29139688
no, that's hyperbole and shitposting. we just believe you can't satisfy a woman with a <5 inch penis which is accurate
>nuh uh <5 inches is fine
>t. guy with >5 inch penis
>>29139624
Right, because all woman love little small dicks.
This isn't a bizzaro thread anon
>>29139688
So you're not even a female, just a male who's fallen for the lie
That's even worse
I'd rather these guys know the truth, however hard it is to swallow, than believing in the bullshit you and women push. At least it'll stop them before it's too late from getting horribly hurt
>>29139164
>satisfy
>woman
If women could be satisfied we would be in another galaxy by now women are spoiled stupid children in grown bodies who get mad that reality doesnt cater to their insane ideas, women are so crazy that they can never be satisfied fully even Chad Thundercock with 4 billion net worth cant completely satisty a woman they are parasites with an infinite appetite.
>>29139716
But you (assuming that was you) was literally just saying how amazing he was at sex and how he made all these women cum and shit
And he definitely has a big dick
Are you saying there is absolutely no link between the two?
>>29139734
t. guy with a sex life that doesn't get all my knowledge of human beings from an anonymous imageboard
>>29139742
So you actually think you're calling bullshit on something which is the part that scares me
You act like a moron on the internet for so long and get no other interaction with people eventually this happens
You're completely divorced from reality
>>29139781
Good for you my man. Please leave this board and take your 7x5.5 to BDP. Pretty sure you and your fellow bretherns can complain about how difficult your lives must be.
https://eroshare.com/b0n9qdx9
>anything over 5 inches just hurts, believe me babe!
>>29139164
You can't satisfy a woman with one.
They have toxic personalities, in case you forgot.
>>29139781
>i totally know about things i have no experience with
>but no one else does
k
>>29139799
>Ur wrong
Thanks man, keep pushing the bullshit
I'll make sure to b myself ;)
>>29139805
My penis is 5 inches or something.
I actually wish it were smaller in the same way I wish I were less attractive. I'd like to actually work to get places in life and develop myself instead of just being given credit for being born a certain away. I've always been an underdog and I wouldn't trade that for anything.
>>29139855
Don't worry. If that's what you want then your size is fine
>>29139595
>But up until recently did women really choose their mates?
In prehistoric times they did
There is a reason that half the men in Western Europe descend from ONE ruler. Women like dominance even if you give them a little pain
>>29139356
>james dean
>small dick
what in the fuck
you don't even watch porn do you?
>>29139913
No that's what women think is a small dick
You gotta understand that a woman doesn't gain all that much satisfaction just from fucking.
A woman gets her satisfaction from control, and the more prestigious the shit she controls, the more satisfied she is.
So with that said, yes, you can satisfy a woman without a big dick, maybe even please her a little bit in bed, but you have to be something for her to brag about owning. Which happens to just be easier when you have a big dick.
>>29139913
I think there are only two possibilities
1.Porn stars don't have big dicks and the women lie about how painful it is
2.Porn stars have huge dicks and women aren't lying about the pain
>>29139356
>he has an average if not below average penis
How retarded are you? Had you stopped at "average", which is wrong too, I might have given you the benefit of the doubt.
>>29139595
>But up until recently did women really choose their mates?
These pressures come from pre-Neolithic contexts where female domination and rigid male hierarchies were less prominent.
>>29139937
A lot of pornstars men and women are on the shorter side, so while their cocks, tits etc are large the fact they're short makes them look even larger because of how disproportionate they are
Big dick is essential
>>29140159
>A lot of pornstars men and women are on the shorter side
How do you even know that and what does "a lot" mean?
The study referenced here http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2280750/The-average-female-porn-star-A-California-born-brunette-size-34B-bra-named-Nikki.html
claims 5' 5" as an average, which is the average *white* female american height for ages 20-39 (non-white merkan women are a bit shorter). The pornstar height isn't measured but self-reported basically so there might be a slight difference there but the data doesn't seem to support your point.
>>29140159
porn stars complain all the time about penises being too big and painful. I'm pretty sure 6-8 inches isn't the range of absolute terror. I see honesty here
>women don't like big dicks
>most dildos are at least above average
explain this
>>29140515
Extra length because you need something to hold onto
As for the girth it's miraculous she's taking that and keeping a straight face. I've never met a sane girl that wanted a 7+ inch penis.
I wish I could get one of those "Size doesn't matter."/"She loves me and will never consider someone else."/"She doesn't care what's my socioeconomic status." type of guy to watch as I unleash a Chad on his gf and see how fast she forgets about her bf. I bet I can do this with 100% of the girls.
Women are animals and they are programmed to chase the superior sperm donor/economical provider for the sake of survival and continuation. There is nothing we can do to change female nature and being angry at women for acting like they do is like being angry at a dog for barking. I'm not saying women are bad people - I'm saying women aren't people. Women shouldn't be treated or judged as our equals. In fact it is more damaging for them than for us when we take away their role in society.
The only thing we can do is restrain the female. Just like they did in the days of relegion when they knew the true nature of women - philistines whose logic goes out the window the moment even the smallest feeling gets in it's way. Men should come to terms with the nature of women; they are the enablers and it's their duty to draw the line. But men today don't want to take responsibility over their actions. They want to pump and dump. Look at the relationships around you; they all look like a hookup. There is always this feeling under the surface that this is a temporary arrangement. Normalfags have a hard time to commit. Everything is temporary, like her last ex, and you too one day.
I don't blame men for being idiots who chase pussy with no thought. I blame the fathers of the daughters, that don't guard them. Gone are the days when, if you P&D a girl, you were sure to get a visit from her father, brandishing a shotgun.
Society has been destabilized by a bunch of pussy worshipers.
>>29140688
>even
you mean especially
The cute "girl next door" nerdy types are by far the biggest whores for Chad
>>29140688
she can't even satisfy 1 inch of that enormous snake. Fucking disgraceful whore.
>>29139164
Big dicks are a meme.
I think it was something like 70% of women that feel a sharp pain from merely touching the cervix, similar to having someone kick your balls. So women in general do not like long dicks.
Girth is a bit better because it compensates for not knowing how to please women, but still past a point it's just painful.
The g-spot is halfway in, the clitoris is on the outside. If you can't work with that then you deserve all your insecurity from having a small dick.
>>29141225
this
/thread
2450yhtgb
anyone who doesn't have a big dick or hasn't been properly fucked by one will say no. but we know better
>>29141220
I know right, I'd show that slut up and have him kicking her out the door
>>29140515
>low quality World of Warcraft tramp stamp
>blue hair
>making a video of herself stuffing in a vastly oversized dildo
If your alarm clocks ain't ringing yet, they better start soon. That skank, my beloved senpai, is a daddy-issue-ridden whore with at least one cluster-b personality disorder. Highly troubled, craves attention more than anything, a bit more insane than your average female. So how in the fucking hell of death skeletons do you take this skank as an accurate portrayal of majority of human females? Common sense, people!
I have a big dick and it is a pain in the ass because I can't fuck gfs from behind and balls deep in any position, the ones that are shy to tell me that it hurts zhen, I see from the expresssion of their face, and its a boner killer
>>29141589
i would like to see your penis please
>>29139356
true. i once fingered a girl and when i tried to put in my two fingers she screamed in pain.
Of course not, OP
>>29139293
Anal would in fact be even easier than vaginal. Everyone knows your anus tears much easier than vaginal, so just go for it. Easier to tear = easier to open wider. Just shove that big meaty cock in your ass and die of happiness you based homo erectus. Insert the mega dick and become kill, die of happy for the end of you. Trust me anon.
>>29139427
>7.5x5.5 my dick seems small
>probably was told this by his gf
>can't satisfy girlfriend after she fucked a humonculous black guy
>being this cucked and not knowing
>humonculously stupid
>women don't enjoy a deep hard pounding
seems hard to believe
My bf has a 4 inch dick. We had sex for the first time last week. It was fine and I came. His dick is kinda bent upwards so he was hitting my feel good area just fine. I only had sex 3 times before this so I don't know if my experience his worth anything to you guys.
femanon here
Large penises are impressive only when they're left alone. No woman likes to get cervix punched.
Inb4 that one meme picture with zero scientific basis
>>29142094
4 inches is pretty small I think, but it's good that you enjoyed it
>5.5" x 5.5"
Feels average, man. Apparently I'm right at the average for length but above average for girth. What the fuck?
keking hard at all the little dick white bois who think they know what women want or how they feel.
>>29142132
>>29142094
hoes the moment you'll be penetrated by a man with a big cock who knows how to use his hips you'll be on cloud nine never wanting to go back
know your place
Most consider it beta, but the easiest way is to eat their pussy.
>>29142170
>hoes the moment you'll be penetrated by a man with a big cock who knows how to use his hips you'll be on cloud nine never wanting to go back
>t. Never had sex before
>>29141225
>Big dicks are a meme
Big dicks are massive confidence boost for men as big boobs or inner labia to women.
>>29139638
No, you're right. They're doing that because they're fucking pornstars, paid to act a certain way.
>>29139585
>Queen's university
>Sketches done in MS Paint
lemao
>>29139517
looks very feminine
>>29142320
Kek, this.
>doesn't actually cite anything reliably, just rams an image from a reputable source on there
This is the worst bait image around.
Yeah but what about us big guys. 2 past gfs wouldn't do anal or blow job cause the size
>>29139191
fuk this is blatant cuck logic
You virgin fucks are worry about your dick giving an orgasm.
If you really care that much, what you should be trying to learn is how to properly massage a clitoris. Get the girl to cum before she even touches your dick and the only thing you have to do from there on is keep her wet as you fuck.
>inb4 it's not about the size it's about the girth :3!
Why can't you into geometry
>>29139164
sure
buy her the shit she wants and she will be so satisfied it won't even matter how your dick is
oh, you're also poor? my condolences.
>>29142219
So are six pack abs. But let me guess, the thing you can control is covered up by a fat hairy fupa. Even if you have a huge cock you gotta keep your bitch wet, and your gut flab aint gunna help that.
>>29142090
you got a source for that there thing familia
>>29139286
That's the history of this entire site, friend. We were edgy racist because it was so funny to see people lose their shit over it, and before we knew it /pol/ was literally fucking stormfront 2.0. The fucking history of this site can be surmised by that one dumbass Renes Descartes quote.
>>29142436
>You shouldn't be anxious about your length!
>You should be anxious about your girth
Thanks
I used to be one of those "dick size doesn't matter!!! 4in is fine!!! I came" girls because I was with a guy on the smaller side.
Now I'm with a guy on the bigger side who can gently tap my cervix when he bottoms out and... honestly fuck all that BS I said before. I know you all won't believe this post but size REALLY matters. Obviously a 8x6 dick is going to hurt and be incompatible, but slightly above average is PERFECT.
I've never cum like I have before this guy. Every orgasm I had before was just a lie. He literally forces the orgasms out. Sometimes it hurts if he slams my cervix but how good it feels the other 90% of the time makes up for that.
And there's no correlation between him being bigger and me not pleasing him. I actually try to please him (nothing to do with his size) and when we first started dating I didn't even know how to give a blowjob or have anal sex, and now I can do both fairly well.
If you aren't at least 9" you might as well give up because you'll never be able to satisfy a woman
>>29142883
>genuinely thinking there weren't genuine racists on 4chan from early on
how delusional
>>29143431
>implying you're a girl
Come on anon, we all know the truth here.
>>29143431
>but slightly above average is PERFECT.
Shitpost or not science agrees.
>Women preferred a penis of slightly larger circumference and length for one-time (length = 6.4 inches/16.3 cm, circumference = 5.0 inches/12.7 cm) versus long-term (length = 6.3 inches/16.0 cm, circumference = 4.8 inches/12.2 cm) sexual partners
>http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article/asset?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0133079.PDF
Contrary to the authors I don't really consider .3 and .5 cm to be a significant difference (I've only skimmed the paper so there might be a reason they do consider it significant).
>>29143431
>being this desperate to force the meme
baka desu
>>29139607
Take the object of known size in that picture, the wood trim. That's 2in in height (or width, however you want to think of it). That would make his cock between 6 and 6.5in long and I'd guess around 5in girth. Slightly above average. Certainly not the 8x6 everyone here claims to be the minimum for women.
>>29144281
How tiny do you think the hands of the women are?
>>29140515
Gay men buy the bigger dildos. Ask any sex shop worker. 80% of women will go with the average sized one. Don't believe me? Why do only men own Bad Dragons?
>>29139585
fuck my shit up famalami
>>29144313
Small or possibly XS glove size. But that's not the most reliable measurement, hence my use of trim. That has known dimensions.
>>29139164
No
Guys with money and good looks still get dumped/cheated on. Ask johnny deep. I assume his dick isn't big.
Width is more important than length, because the majority of vaginal nerve endings are only a few inches in. Also, the g-spot, speaking from personal experience, is about two inches in.
Lesbians have satisfying sex lives without penises, so we can also be reasonably sure that the rest of the body is important for good sex, too.
>>29139293
Yea right dude women love big dicks
>>29144540
the succubus prefers vag
sucks money and secretly sucks clit
>>29139164
As long as your dick is big enough to work more than a couple of positions with ease, I personally think you are alright. There are so many nuances to making a woman have an internal orgasm. Some just can't have one, regardless of size or girth. I used to work with this chick at a restaurant, who had an interesting experience with internal orgasm. Before she had a kid, no matter how big the dick or how long the guy could last, she just couldn't come. But after having a child, something just clicked. Now she has multiple orgasms in a single sex session, even with men of normal length/girth. She also said that her own physical change has given her partners huge ego boosts, because they felt like they were responsible. Point is, don't worry about it. I've got a 5 incher and out of the many girls I've been with, only one has turned me down because of size. Being fit and healthy is much more important than the genetic dice roll you were stuck with. Meaning that any douche can have a huge dick to brag about, but did he earn it? If you really want to impress a woman sexually, go out of your way to actually improve the things about yourself that you can, and accept the fact that there are some things you can't.
>>29139164
>he thinks women can be satisfy
>>29144540
johnny depp is known as donkey cock of hollywood
>>29139164
Given the size of that woman's hands around the dick, and my experience of looking at dicks on 4chan, I can judge that as not being a big dick. Very clearly the man is skinny, hence the abs, so the dick looks big in comparison because we are all used to seeing skinnyfat slobs. I mean her whole hand nearly covers the entire shaft.
I will say that his dick is very thick though. It has superb thickness.
>>29140515
Most women don't own dildos like that. In fact most women don't own dildos or at least don't use their dildos as dildos. A lot of them own clit vibrators or dildos vibrators that they only use on their clit.
>>29140515
it's called insertable length. most dildos are actually on 5.5-6.5 inches long
Feels good to have this 8.2 incher. Girls always tell me it's so big and how it feels so good
>>29139356
>>29139424
>>29139913
http://pornmeasurements.tumblr.com/post/99142517832/the-pornstar-james-deen-claims-to-be-9-inches
James is about 6.5 inches, or 7 at most. Bigger than average, but not huge. About my size actually heheh
>>29139416
same to me too thought i was 6' but found out im 7'
>7 inches
>literally hit girlfriends cervix
>gyno tells her "lol sorry"
Big dicks are a meme, I am not even huge, just above average, and I already found a girl that can't easily have sex with me.
Huge dick just means she can't fit it all into her mouth or pussy. Wide dick just means she can't fit it into her ass or mouth.
God tier is 6-7.5 inches.
>>29139164
Fembot here. Answer: no, and women talk, so if you have a small cock, she'll tell her girl friends about it.
>>29145439
So how big does it need to be, then? No meme answers pls.
>>29145451
something like >>29145129 you're nice ;)
>>29145468
That seems about my size, but that is NOT over 8 inches, like 7 at most.
>>29142090
she looks like shes in heavy pain
>>29145451
6.3 is perfectly fine, as long as it isn't too thin. Girth is what matters... and it isn't psychological, you actually feel the difference. Once my boyfriend put a sock over his dick, covered it with a condom, and shoved it into my pussy. The pleasure was huge.
>>29139164
Sure you can, she just has to not have had bigger and better before you.
>>29145578
>cucking your bf with a sock
that's a new one
I'm a little over 6 inches and I swear every dick on the internet I see looks way bigger than mine. My shit looks pathetic attached to me, yet I measure it and I clear the 6 inch mark easy. Probably close to 6.5 when really turned on. But it looks tiny.
>>29145439
>>29145578
I seriously hope none of you guys actually think these two are women.
>>29145679
Do you have a pencil dick? Maybe that's why
>>29145578
>>29145468
So what girth? I'm aroung 6'' in girth, and the girls I've been with have thought it was fine, just looking for more opinions.
>sock over cock
lol
>>29145578
huehuehue
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>29145520
dude my dick is exactly 8.2 inches
>>29145794
post the measurement
>>29143986
Anyone know a way to make me penis 0.3 inches bigger in circumference?
>>29145824
Open your third eye and it will grant you the knowledge to do so simply by feeling what to do with your third eye
>>29145693
Not that person, but I seriously hope you aren't so naive that you think penis size doesn't matter and that women don't gossip about it. Multiple times at university I've been a part of a conversation where girls will talk about how they recently fucked a mutual friend whose penis was too small, all whilst giggling like the vapid empathy-lacking fucking whores they are.
>>29145738
>6 in girth
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>29139293
You sound like you're 4" on a good day.
>>29145916
I wouldn't post my cock on /r9k/ under normal circumstances, but my gf is in the room. I'm not whipping out my cock in front of the computer, getting it hard to porn and snapping a pic with a measuring tape around it while she's sitten there reading Jane Austen in the sofa.
But I take it 6'' is pretty good then?
>>29145909
Did I say that, you fucking moron? I simply pointed out how stupid it is to ask men masquerading as women for advice as to what penis size is best.
If you want to talk to actual women, go look on lolcow or some shit, I'm sure some robot made a dozen threads about it this week over there.
>>29145909
So what's wrong with it? Men don't care if you are dumber than a rock, as long as you are hot, yet somehow caring about dick size makes us vapid empathy-lacking fucking whores. lol
>>29145990
Yes. http://statgasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/erectcircumf.png
Guys, I think evolution would have made our dicks bigger on average if we really needed it.
The average is the optimal and it's what nature wants.
>>29145990
>I wouldn't post my cock on /r9k/ under normal circumstances, but my gf is in the room. I'm not whipping out my cock in front of the computer, getting it hard to porn and snapping a pic with a measuring tape around it while she's sitten there reading Jane Austen in the sofa.
the delusion is strong in this one
>>29139164
women can't be satisfied, period
so no
>>29146056
Nope, a 3 inch dick can impregnate almost any woman. But it won't give them any pleasure. You don't need to give pleasure to impregnate a woman like nature intended.
>No, a dick isn't everything at all!
>Let me tell you this: a lot of chicks would rather have their clit fucked. Been there, done that.
>Bury your face in that shit. Eat that shit and be absolutely filthy and disgusting with it. Suck on that shit, kiss it. Humm. Make noises. Kiss her. Tounge the fuck out of her. Fuck the shit out of her pussy with your face. Have her grab you by the hair and force the front of your face into that shit. When her thighs tighten around your head and squeeze it, there's no better feeling than that.
>Don't watch porn though. Those guys are just ramming their shit into some paid girl's snatch. Women want foreplay. They want to feel touched, loved. They want kissing, sucking, touching, loving, grinding, movement. They want you to touch their poussie.
>Damn, dude. I just want to eat somebody out right now. I want to make somebody scream and squirt all over my face.
>>29146063
>chink gf
>>29139164
Fuck, she looks so happy
>tfw a women will never look at me and my skinny 6-incher that way
>>29145990
>Jane Austen
Shit tier literary tastes. You fucked up.
>>29146347
She does anal, though, so fuck you buddy.
>>29139752
FUcking this, people are in a hamster wheel for women. News flash, you'll never get anywhere.
If you're having problems with women now, you'll ALWAYS have problems, no matter what you do to change yourself. Women are just Stress machines you put money into to keep the power on.
>>29146163
Reminds me of that wheelie crew out of Born on the 4th of July
>>29142090
you're not allowed to post that without sauce anon
>>29142854
>>29147165
It's the newest blacked scene. won't come out until tommorow though
