>tfw ugly girls ask me out
>tfw Stacie only wants to fuck for one night then move on
>tfw the bros gotta work so they can't hang
man feels real bad bro
>>29138602
>tfw Stacie only wants to fuck for one night then move on
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>29138610
so uncool buddy
>>29138657
why didn't you eat her roastie and her rocky road
>>29138690
I was textin some chick after and she went ape shit man
like fuck if you cum whats the big deal?
>>29138602
how about you get out of my board, you shitposting normie?
don't you have some crappy normie things to do?
>>29138737
she probably faked it ha ha ha ha
>>29138789
dude im a bot just like you
>>29138790
pff whatever even if she did that means she shouldnt bitch when I start doing other stuff
>>29138829
Normie normie get out of my boardie
>tfw stacy, jessica, maria, and monica all want to be my girlfriend but i just want to fuck
>tfw tyrone knocked up another girl again, so i have to find a replacement token black friend until he finds a way to bail on his new family
>tfw i can't decide whether i want to go to italy or thailand this summer
>tfw i have to move up a size in shirts again because i got too swole
>tfw couldn't get the motivation to go to the gym today and gf didn't wanna have sex after work
>>29138887
but if im a normie that would make you a normie too since neither of us have gfs
>>29138893
fuck bro you got Ty probs too
fuckin dick swear I dont think that fag knows how to use a rubber
just go shirtless tho brah, chicks dig it
>>29138919
>having a gf
why dont you just pick up a chick at the bar for a ons?
>>29138602
>tfw you get btfo at the produce stand
>>29138966
you lookin for a tilly buddy? lets have a donnybrook
>pic related has 4 inches and 40 lbs on me
>she falls in love with me anyway, fuck her all day for a few weeks
>I leave town
>she gets a boyfriend (and he's taller than her, surprise)
>I come back
>she starts cucking him with me
>he finds out
>says he'll stay with her if she cuts contact with me
>she does the math: I don't want to be her boyfriend and even if I did, I'm not the type to buy her a lot of stuff or increase her social status
>she cuts contact with me
>she uploads a lot of pictures of her perfect relationship with her cuck (lol)
>the school year has ended and she's going to Tanzania for the summer
>will probably fuck Masai warriors all day for 3 months and return to her boyfriend in the fall
>laugh at what a roastie she is, and how I always knew
>glad I got my nut and came away with no STDs
my caveman manlet brain still wishes she was throwing me around her apartment and bullying my dick, 2bh
