>>29044538
source on webm b0ss?
>>29044753
Lana Rain.
She's an up and cumming camwhore.
>>29044538
Just post links to the video and shut the fuck up faggot
>>29044538
The same thing I have to offer you.
>A punch in the face puts her in her place!
An encyclopaedic knowledge of video games.
>>29044760
which vid is this I literally cannot find it anywhere
I've learned how to emulate sub alpha characteristics. Yet my penis remains small. I'm afraid I have little more to offer than the average boyfriend. Perhaps even less than that. I could only offer that brief spark of excitement any new man might offer before she gets bored and moves on to the next, chasing that same high. So not much, really. :(
>>29044538
I am so sad that this girl has no penis.
>>29044538
i have nothing to offer
i'm 5'6", i have 3" penis, my eyes are noticeably misaligned, i weigh 450lbs, i have an iq of 85, work as a janitor, don't have any friends nor haven't had any in years, am khv at 28 years old, and i'm not as funny as i once was although then i wasn't really funny either
i have literally nothing to give
>>29044901
>5'6
>450 lbs
I don't believe you.
This comment was never original.
>>29044538
anyone gots one with audio? thx
>>29044538
Drop the hostility, OP.
>What do you have to offer for her?
Well, I'm a pretty good cook desu.
Id like to be a househusband and spend all my time perfecting my cooking skills to make her happy.
Would also clean/other shit. It seems really nice.
Is she having a seizure? Did she died?
>>29045351
no, she's doing some stupid hentai cum face to pander to her weeb audience.
.all those homosexuals in the thread wanting her to have a dick
SOMEONE POST THE LINK TO THE VIP THAT SOME BASED BRO HAS BEEN LINKING LATELY!
>>29045293
But anon, cooking and cleaning is the girl's job.
I have watched millions of porn clips but never before have I seen a woman fake an orgasm this obviously.
>>29045413
Find me one girl that can cook better than me, is willing to have a romantic relationship with me, ect.
One.
Then i'll accept that, get a normie wageslave job, and "contribute"
But it won't happen.
>>29044538
What does she have to offer to me faggot?
>kiss/hug/fuck/cook
I hug my female friends enough.
I fuck hookers of many tiers
I kiss nobody because that truly is reserved towards a loved one
I cook for myself
My mother only cooks for me, and only when I visit.
If she can only offer her body, I choose to fuck hookers and stay with my free time and independence of deciding about my own life.
Get fucked normie OP
>>29045413
This is a meme. Most girls my age can't cook and thy take pride in that. If you can't cook for yourself, whether you're a guy or a girl, you're fucking worthless desu.
I am tall, relatively attractive, smart, knowledgeable, funny and well-adjusted. That should be enough to warrant a girlfriend.
>>29045951
>I hug my female friends enough.
>have money for hookers
You're the normie one here
>>29044538
I have nothing to offer, but I don't expect a relationship. However the fact woman always having something to offer between their legs even if they are absolutely useless makes me real mad.
>>29046073
So you're just a jerk?
>>29045951
fuckin cringed and puked on the cheese pizza on my screen
kys
>>29044538
Gonna need source on that, champ.
>what do I have to offer
Probably companionship, support, intimacy, things like that.
Of course, this is assuming she would find my personality and body attractive, of which there is no guarantee.
But the bigger question that this thread is addressing is what can I (we) offer ANY woman, which is the above again. Plus whatever either of us wanted out of a romantic relationship.
165 cm manlet
Awkward
Khv
Probably wouldn't be able to make good conversations, because haven't really talked with someone in years (except small conversations)
I think I can talk about anime and politics tho
A bit of mental problems
But I will try my best to make her feel needed and loved
Would compliment her a lot
And I'm a good listener too
Although my financial situation isn't that good (it's really bad to be honest)
At least I'm not fat
are you losers for real, cringed
no one wants your company thats why you sit alone at the pc
>>29046132
Having money differs me from classic NEET, yes, but my autism differs me from normies
I was classified Cyborg on robot test
Female friends are byproduct of having friends and sticking to their company from early childhood, but desu senpai I am more and more tired by their company, and just want to be alone 95% of the time
>>29045392
Holy shit she would be so fucking hot with a dick
>>29046191
Only when I mean to be.
>>29044538
I've seen her face posted a few times and now I'm really disappointed to find out she isnt a trap
>>29046419
>>29046366
we can pretend
>she
>>29044538
What's the name of this girl?
>>29046298
>sit alone at the pc
Jokes on you mate, I'm sitting with my MacBook
>>29044832
>>29045252
>>29045399
Torrent of video: https://a.pomf.cat/nrzuia.torrent
>>29045502
So you're a master chef or what
>>29047503
You are a God my friend.
This is why I don't have one. because I bring nothing.
I hate working too so nope.
>>29044538
I have everything to offer a woman because they want to kiss/hug/fuck/cook basically all her dad did for her + sex.
You do realize guys look for someone based on what their mother's personality is and women do the same by looking for men similar to their fathers?
Where do you think "daddy issues" comes from?
>>29044538
>what do you have to offer for her?
I'm such a shut-in loser piece of shit that dating me comes with the knowledge that you are saving me from a miserable life alone/eventual suicide. Then you know that you're a good + kind person because you just saved me
