>He still rubs his dick
>He doesn't massage his prostate
How does it feel to be a fap normie /r9k/?
>>29041859
What happened to her nose?
blox
>massaging your prostate yourself
>not having old men at adult cinemas do it
Fucking normie
>>29041859
my ass is weird, I think I have hemorrhoids
>>29041859
I'd rather massage another boy's
anything else would be gay.
I've only tired it a few times, each time I came almost immediately and the orgasm wasn't very intense
O-Oh shit, didn't see you there fapcuck.
Yes, that is an aneros in my arse moving vigorously, yes it is hitting my g-spot.
Dirty? But I cleaned myself out before this, it's not as dirty as your forskin dick.
What's that, it's gay? ok anon, whatever makes you sleep at night, go back to having to move your hands a-a-and and HNNNNNNNNGGGGG *shoots cum all over my smooth smug frog face*
A-Ah, that was a good on-one a-ah it's starting againNNNNNNNNHHHNNNNGGGGGG HAAAAA
>>29041859
Tried it a few times, it just doesn't feel good to me.
>>29041972
> Vibrating dildo stimulates him to orgasm
> ejaculates onto face
> Feels smug?
>>29041859
I've tried but why is it so strangely unsatisfying? I massaged and wanked at the same time but while the climax was really strong it lasted way too short to be satisfying. How do I make it better?
wait you people buy dildos online then stick them up your ass? how do your parents feel about this
>>29041859
I don't rub my dick anymore I have a fake vagina to do it for me, feels good and not attached to a woman
Fucking the boipucci feels so good
the other day I put the handle of my hairbrush in my ass and it felt amazing, came in like ten seconds. I would never do it again though because I worry about sanitation and hard plastic.
I want a real penis in me now though
>>29042059
let me try, anon.
c'mon
>>29042014
nls toys
you can get stuff labeled such as "figure" if you want.
Still shipping items can be a nightmare because you don't know how it will arrive
>>29042014
I don't do it because I am too afraid of being found out. Even though everyone I know IRL is liberal and would not care if I were gay I wouldn't want anyone to ever know I keep a big plastic penis in my room.
It felt intensely like I had was about to piss and cum at the same time, but could not orgasm.
I can't find it and it's too uncomfortable to spend much time looking.
>>29041972
>>29042211
Come back to /ona/. we miss you
>>29041859
Im too lazy to clean my butt
>>29042312
They found my package and it was a terrible experience and I threw it out from shame
>>29041972
>>29041997
At first when I started doing gay shit when I masturbated, I would be very ashamed and that was part of the fun. Now I just get all smug and wait for my refractory period to be over.
>>29043118
tell me the story anon
>tfw too nervous to buy a dildo because parents might see it
>Went overboard once with a cucumber
>My anus will never be the same
Don't be like me, know your limits and be careful.
where can i find someone to fill my boipussy?
>was fucking myself really good with maglite
>thought i was going to cum
>i start having pee mix with the pre-cum my dick was leaking
i-is this like how girls squirt or am I hitting my bladder or something or what
>>29043299
>not pissing before cumming
do you even load
>>29043293
grindrmake sure to take prep
>>29043310
i did though
i've literally never had anything like it happen before and now I'm nervous to try it again
it was sort of hot though, like i couldn't co ntrol myself
>>29043330
t-take prep?
>>29043278
True that
I didn't have IBS before but I do now
Don't try it at home kids
>>29043330
note: please don't fall for the prep meme, just stab them if they don't put on a condom
>>29043278
>wanted to try using a cucumber once
>i hide it in my clothes basket
>go out for a while, come back sometime later, its gone
I didnt ask about it and no one else did. its a good thing it was taken away
>>29043118
greentext?
origano sanpaiii
>>29043336
prep
its a anti aids drug
>>29043559
ok
thx anon ;3
>>29041894
>What happened to her nose?
>her nose
>her
Some serious implications right there
>>29043247
>Parents say they'll be gone for a week for vacation and are taking my siblings etc
>I'm a degenerate
>Order package 4 days in advance for shipping, I think it was aneros or something (fucking 70 dollars)
>Use it and throw away package in kitchen trash
>They come back and the first day is like normal
>Next day dad tells me he wants to get food
>"sure"
>in car
>"Are you gay?"
>Heart drops and I feel sick
>"Lol no way"
>"I found the package"
>Die even more and I'm stuck in the car with no escape
>"Spend the next hour trying to convince him I'm not gayI'm bi
>Basically conversation ends up with him saying I shouldn't be so degenerate etc etc
>Months later he doesn't want to leave me at home alone even for short periods and everyone knows
>Both parents tell me daily how gays are evil people trying to make everyone gay
Sorry for the shitty greentext I haven't shared stories before
>>29043707
Why the fuck didn't you toss it in the outside dumpster or your neighbor's can?
Also, I literally cannot get off with my prostate. I get nothing out of it, I even had a qt peg me because I like the idea so much but I got no pleasure out of it so we stopped after a few minutes and just had regular sex.
>>29043707
>Throwing anything degenerate away in a household bin
Come on at least put it in the trash can outside under or in a bag with other stuff to cover it up
>tfw love dildoing my ass but can't cum from it
Any tips bois?
>>29043801
It really only works with objects, but it only works for me if its a consistent tapping. I usually get tired. Plus I think because I leak so much precum it makes it harder
>>29043876
My original intention was to take the trash out afterwards to the neighbor's, but I obviously was too mindfucked to do it
>>29041859
i want to do it more but i dont live alone so it's hard to find time for a good enemamfw my ass starts throbbing for more the very next day
>tfw I can cum from just playing with my nipples and it's super easy to cum for me with my prostate too
I love my body.
>>29043896
sissy hypno videos or maybe stop doing regular masturbation if you still do that
>>29044031
>cum from playing with my nipples
how the fuck is that even possible
>>29044031
are you on the horse piss
>>29044052
>>29044031
I can do this too its good, but it also sucks when they get rubbed accidentally causing a lot of precum
>>29044064
No idea what that is so no.
>>29044078
Pretty annoying sometimes. I also instantly get a boner when I take a shower and the hot water touches my nipples.
>>29044101
Exactly my problem and I think they are just getting more sensitive. Sometimes they'll accidentally get rubbed in public and I have to exhale sharply. Also getting boners when i don't want to.
>>29041859
Why is this character always drawn as a trap? I thought it was a girl.
>>29044281
Because her outfit is very slutty and a lot of boys are sluts.
>>29044281
Some guy won a marathon dressed as shimakaze and it become a sort of meme. Also shimakaze is a slut and traps are usually drawn as sluts by the end of most doujins.
>>29044064
I also am curious what "the horse piss" is
>>29044101
>>29044457
hrt pills
literally girl horse piss and sugar
God I wish I lived alone so much.
>>29041859
Its a bunch of effort to clean up after and the cum just dribbles out slowly, fucking amazing orgasm though but my ass always feels weird for ages afterward, wanking is more expedient
>>29044580
>ass feels weird
i know what you mean
it makes me feel sort of slutty to know I'm gaping a bit after i fuck myself with something
>>29044580
I think I may have gotten too used to it since my ass feels weird if I don't use it.
>tfw you go to work with a buttplug in
>that nice sensation on your prostate all day
mods rip
>>29045296
What job? Fuck the robot I'm unoriginal
