Don't mind me!
Just hanging out under your bed as you get ready to go to sleep!
>>29036250
l'd rub my dick on it
Thats okay pal.Make sure to kill and eat all the other bugs, like cockroaches and the like :3
ok
sleep tight, creeper
>LE KILL WITH FIRExD
You know where you need to return.
>>29036250
Well if those things really are harmless and useful, then I reckon there really is no excuse for me not to welcome them.
>>29036287
How about it starts by killing itself? That would be appreciated
Was about to head off there now I'm fucking paranoid thanks op
Harmless centipede. Saw them all the time in previous places I've lived. They occupy the same place as spiders on the food chain and generally prey on peskier insects. They just look weird and move really fast, so they spook people.
>>29036325
No, fuck roaches. I'd rather have a goddamn brown recluse under my bed than a roach.
>>29036325
then whos gonna kill the other bugs?
my spiderbro can only kill so many creepy crawlies. he needs the help.
>>29036303
Even on reddit I think le kill it with fire meme has had it's day.
I see one or two a year here in Brooklyn, and that's still too often.
Saw one two weeks ago near my bed. I got up to use the bathroom, glanced at the wall and almost shat myself.
I fucking hate summer.
>>29036379
I'll kill them all, I'm big and strong
>>29036250
oh hey bro
>>29036395
I... I didn't know they could get so big.
What the fuck.
>>29036250
i sleep on the floor with a bunch of blankets
>>29036427
>prefer sleeping on floor
>can't cause it looks weird
How to cope with this feel
>>29036250
Probably the only animal I'm afraid off
>>29036312
They love warm, moist spaces so you can welcome them into your nasal cavities (yes this happens)
I don't find them the least bit repelling. Wouldn't mind them and just set them free as soon as i could.
>tfw your air conditioning temperature is so low not a single insect can survive in your room
>>29036395
Can you eat these? They look like lobsters, maybe not as much meat on them but they might still taste pretty good.
>>29036623
This. I wouldn't be able to tolerate summer without my AC.
>>29036250
House centipedes are actually somewhat useful to have around. They eat bed bugs, ticks, fleas, termites, cockroaches, spiders, and ants.
>>29036623
How do you afford that isn't it expensive
>>29036599
You actually are shit for wanting to get people to harm those critters by such nonsense.
>>29036695
Nice try centi
>>29036250
Sure thing. Sleep tight nimble navigator.
>>29036672
>How do you afford that
by not being poor
>>29036765
translation: my parents pay for it
>>29036780
translation: i can't fathom being financially independent so no one else is
Why are "financially independent" robots the most arrogant?
>>29036839
lmao stay ass mad, fucking cuck
>>29036843
>dude just don't be poor
>stay assmad beta cuck
lmao you definitely live with your parents you're not fooling anyone kiddo
>>29036395
Hi, Trump.
Last night I found a scorpion hanging in the kitchen, it was like 10cm I was scared as shit
>>29036780
AC really isn't that expensive, dude. For a bedroom? He could blast the fuck out of his room 24/7 and we're talking like a $60/month expense. Even for a whole house we're talking 100-200/month. Considering some people spend that amount monthly on anal lube, it's not prohibitive.
>>29036395
That guy has
BALLS OF STEEL
gotta love the fucking cooldown time of cuck chan9k
baka desu senpai
>>29036874
>kiddo
underage get out
I have a tube that continuously releases Zyklon B during night to kill any threat to me while asleep. Checkmate.
>>29036379
house centipedes eat spiders
>>29037207
Does that include hand rubbing rats?
Completely harmless... Nothing to be afraid of whatsoever... Similar to sitting out there in the real world and trying to make your dreams come true, instead of the Cowardly retreat that seems to have become a fashion statement lately... What's particularly disturbing to me is that nowadays it's not 14 year old girls... These are grown men, but legitly.. At least their parents had thought so all of this time... Mom and dad has finally accepted the fact that Junior isn't going to come out of his shell and stays in there locked up with that damn computer... However Ozzie and Harriet are oblivious that their son has now become a trendy self-defeatist, repeating a handful of extremely infantile catch phrases that are meant has some inverted mantra Kama patting the backs of other similarly behaving adult male teenage girls...... My advice is simple. Nobody ever accomplished anything by blending into the background until you didn't realize they were there... Anonymity sure comes in Handy, wind down the road you don't want your future grandchildren to realize you had become a digital cream puff... BETA = FAILURE AS A FASHION STATEMENT... A trip that is the opposite of a long-forgotten memory, a faceless self-implosion...
ALPHA UNIVERSITY buy Johnny Neptune coming soon to 4chan ... ALPHA U... Failure is always a possibility, but At least you tried, and that's more than any BETA can ever say
i hope in my next life i get reborn as a creepy insect so i can creep stacies out
>>29036938
kek, way to put it into perspective, anon.
>>29037232
People always mention that when these critters are brought up, "at least they eat the spiders!" As if its some sort of upside to these things existing. I would take a tarantula, let alone a little spiderbro over these hellspawns any day.
>>29036623
i use a dehumidifier in my room whilst i am not at the fap station, any insects and spiders will simply dry out and die
house centipedes are bros
>>29037778
>house centipedes are bros
na
>>29037778
t. house centipede
>>29037641
It is exactly evolutionary failures like you who are eventually wiped out by diseases spread by things that house centipedes eat, while people who are led by reason rather by instinct let them live, have cleaner houses as a result, and eventually live.
>>29037862
Also, >inb4 someone says instincts, such as to avoid centipedes in general, have evolved for a reason -- of course, but this is not the issue. The issue is that unchecked instinct < instinct that is tempered by rational allowance for an exception.
impossible my bug radar is fully operational at all times i sense all bugs immediately and kill them with my sharingan
House centipedes are nothing, they look scary but arent aggressive unless you try to touch it yourself
That being said their bite is rather painful, but nowhere near as bad as pic related, pic is also extremely aggressive
Typically only way they will bite you is if they crawl on an uneven ceiling and fall on to you
>>29036250
Those things are bros. They eat actual pests like cockroaches.
>>29038333
>Typically only way they will bite you is if they crawl on an uneven ceiling and fall on to you
please
>>29036275
That little bastard looks like he would get inside your pee pee hole and make you feel pure agony before killing you
>>29038477
>mfw my ceiling is that bumpy white shit
Thank fucking god they don't live near me
Hawaii has a special aggressive breed of centipede that will fuck you up. They squeeze into your house through the door seals and through windows and crawl right into your bed and bite the fuck out of you. So glad I no longer live in that "paradise".
We don't have shit like that in here in Alaska.
>>29036410
Probably different sub-species
>>29037641
yeah man, same here. spider will eat all the shitty bugs, house centipedes eat my spiders, i gotta protect my brood
>>29039080
House centipedes will literally come in, fuck your spiders up along with any other creature, bite your shit, then fuck off to the next house
How much more of a dick could one bug be?
>>29036395
I literally screamed.
>>29039204
You are literally a woman
>>29040359
I have PSTD from a centipede falling and crawling on my face once.
>>29038477
>>29038333
>>29038588
He isn't lying. one time I was in marine boot camp and a big centipede fell from the ceiling when I was on the shitter.
It ran towards me with this deranged blood lust but luckily i smashed it with my boot
We don't have these where I live but this thread spooked me, fuck u OP
>>29036839
They're subhuman.
