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hi how are you edition

THIS IS NOT A /SOC/ THREAD
WE ARE NOT SWAPPING INFO/PICS
WE ARE NOT TRYING TO MEET EACH OTHER
IT'S ROBOTS HELPING EACH OTHER OUT

Come talk about your qts, advise other autists how to hold conversations, improve your social skills, contribute to general Interpals banter, and become happy normies, or slightly happier robots.

***NEWFAGS READ THIS FIRST***
OP PASTEBIN WITH FAQS, SCRIPTS, PASTAS, INFOGRAPHICS & ADVICE:
http://pastebin.com/vt3wZ0NU

Remember not to give your personal info out to crazies.

Old thread #15
>>29000483
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First day on the site and Ive just started talking to a russian QT. I just wish I had the courage to actually message any of the girls who have viewed my profile.
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>only know english and have no time to learn other languages
do i just ignore the language shit
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>>29036272
Yes. Pick the language of the qt you're looking for the most and say you're brand new and then never mention it again.
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>>29035857
Just try it out until you get an opening line that you like and that works. If you fuck it up, you can just block the girls with no repercussions. It's real low-stakes senpai
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>>29036272

yep. you can kind of use it to your advantage though, since like 75% of qts on that site want to make better their englando.
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>see all these threads
>go to see what all the fuss is all about
>view girl profiles
>"please no messages from creeps wanting sex"
my god my sides
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>>29036359
Thanks senpai, seeing that theyve viewed my profile is confidence booster enough considering im not running the script
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>>29036451

I really think most robots here are using Interpals for the intended purpose, talking to people around their age and learning about their culture. There's not that much nude sharing
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>>29036423
idk about this, sometimes it's really hard to communicate with them
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>>29036332
I have japanese and spanish listed yet all I get are thai and russian girls, they really dont care
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>it's a western girl can't help acting like a bitch just because they weren't replied to instantly episode
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>>29036557
fuck those stuck up whores
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Is the guy with the chad acciunt here? I have the throwaway email for you if you're here.

>Also, mfw my attempt to be white gets more messages.
>Pic related

I know they are all Asian, that's what I went for.
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>>29037032
>three thai
>a bloke
>chikilin who messages everybody

what awful photo of a white person are you using?
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>>29037158
Say what you want desu. I got lazy and just picked something
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>>29037200
I think there's something quite admirable about the fact that you don't want to make your fake profile too attractive but you should have gone all out
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>>29037258
Nah, my literal purpose was seeing how much of a difference being white makes.

Ran the crawler for Asia only, got 7 messages within 5 minutes(all i did was add a picture and half ass the about me section). Ran it through Asia on my Actual profile(Filled out and all) like only a few views slowly count in and a couple of messages hours later.

I understand I only tested Asia, so I expected a difference there.
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>Woke up in the morning today
>3 Messages
>13 profile views rare because my account isnt new and hasnt been for atleast a month now
>The first ever comment on my profile pic I'm sure any of us robots have gotten
>Check messages
>All dudes older than me
>Check profile pic message
>Its another dude commenting on my pose in the picture
>Checked views today
>10 of my 13 views are men
>my QT I've been chatting hasn't been online for 2 days either

It's over lads
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>>29037032
>>29037200
Aaron wants your boipussy.
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>>29037447
It gets better anon, believe me
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My wannabe white account is still going strong, over 90 views and 20 messages in one day

Meanwhile, on my actual account.......
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>>29038661
How many do you have on your actual account?
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WHY THE FUCK ARE GUYS MSGING OTHER GUYS HERE DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR REEEEE
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>>29039377
Ive gotten a few messages from guys but theyre always from some shithole and genuinely trying to learn english
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Just set up my account. How long does it take for grills to start messaging you guys?

Do any of you use your actual picture?
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>>29039463
If you use the crawler, it should be instant.
I think most of us use an actual picture.
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I just want to find a lonely russian qt. Is it that hard?
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>>29039659
>tfw my russian qt found me
>She hasnt stopped replying since
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I deleted my account months ago after screwing up a conversation with a girl, I'm too scared to make a new account.
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>>29039792
Just do a new account

>>29039767
I've had 3 opportunities with russian girls, i let them escape.
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what do i do guys?

>mass send out "do you want to be my interpal gf?"
>only one girl says she agrees
>talk for days
>shes actually amazing and likes me for real me
>find out she lives on her parents farm near south america
>she would actually be down for me going over there
>theres no power or internet at the farm

ive never done anything in my life so this would actually be a good experience i bet specially if the girl loves me.

is this a pipe dream or realistic?
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>>29039827
w-what if she sees it
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Ive talked to a few girls since I made my account but theyve all gotten offline as of an hour or two ago. Did I screw up or is just because of time zones and shit?
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>>29039856
She won't see, change for a new nickname, new photo.
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>>29039849
Speak face to face on skype first to make sure you are not getting played first
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>>29039849
If there's no internet, how does she respond to you?
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>>29039849
Yeah could be cool. Definitely be realistic about it. Don't do anything you can't back out of.
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>>29039890
Probably because of the time zones.
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>>29039849
If it's a third world QT, she's most likely after citizenship. But then again, for some of us that's as good as it's going to get.
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Do you see a qt viewing your profile without messaging as good or bad? Not sure if they are just shy or I'm too boring to message
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do you guys message the qts first or do they message you?
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>>29039970
she has some kind of phone. the internet is shit tier but good enough to communicate and send pics.

>>29039935
shes real she has sent me feet pics, feels good man
>>29040013
its nothing like that, she is all about the nature. the farm is 60 acres and shes building a house on it. it wouldnt make sense for her to downgrade to my parents basement.
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>>29039970
Internet bar?
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>>29040040
If I really see that I can have a chance of her being my qt, I message first.
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So what now guys? Got a qt messaging me, but im running out of shit to say. Help,
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>when your qt tells you she has had a fwb
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>>29040240
What did she said?
Original comment
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Someone commented

""any book that is interesting"
Heard of Mein Kampf, good read.""

on a qts page. Which one of you bastards did it
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>>29040281
She's asleep now. im running out of things to talk about to have an excuse to message her daily i've asked almost every question there is.
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>>29040084
go for it then anon

Just make sure you are atleast /fit/ enough
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>>29040269
Get nudes and DROP
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Is it in good taste to include my support for trump in the bio?
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>>29040495
I don't think that is a good idea.
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>>29040495
If you want your number of qts to be very few.
I guess you might get some that you'd actually click with. But a big part of this is the self esteem boost of getting a million messages.
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>>29040495
I think that's a fantastic idea.
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>>29040538
>>29040585
>>29040606
Would a pic of me wearing a maga hat be better or worse than putting something in the bio?
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>>29040622
I think it would be better if you put your unsolicited opinions up your ass
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>>29040652
r-rude )^:
this is an original comment about autism pals
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>>29040495
If it defines you, yes.
If their support for trump is a requirement for your qt, yes.
otherwise, no.
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if i typo when sending the first message how do i recover?
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>>29040830
you don't, burn the account and start over
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>>29040269
you are never going to get a girl thats been a virgin just accept it or you will be causing yourself pain for no reason
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Found a right wing polish qt. Do i reveal my inner /pol/?
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>>29041133
No you'll reveal your power level anon.
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>>29041133
How far into conversation are you?
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>>29041181
She admitted to hating refugees and thinks Poland should leave the EU.
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>>29041133
In small dosages, yes. Don't go full /pol/ at the get-go.
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>>29041207
Sounds like you're in there, but keep 'its da j00z' concealed for now.
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>>29041243
>>29041254
Nice, just told her im voting for trump and she praised me.
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>tfw blond+white+blue eyes
>tfw can speak spanish
>tfw all these cuties

damn dood this site is golden
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Daily reminder just to go for it. Who gives a shit if you fuck up? Girls are disposable. It's practice. No shame in fuckups. The only thing you can control is how you play your hand. Play it well. You have no power over their response.
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who here had to drop a qt they invested time in?

>we chit chat everyday
>i enjoy her fellow virgin company
>she brings up some dude she likes
>im pissed because that means im friend zoned
>ill never even be with this girl but i hate her now

D R O P P E D
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>>29041759
>he fell for the friendzone meme
w e w
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>>29041759
She's just trying to make you jealous so you'll make a move. Go for it.
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>be on IP for several years
>end up talking to a few qts for a while
>end up getting my fill of human interaction for the time being
>stop replying to them and disappear from the site for a while
it just keeps happening, lads. I don't know how to stop it
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>>29040622
just do it, faggot. you'll get the right qts for you if you mention big Don in your profile. that or you can redpill some of them about him
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fug, i don't know what to put in my profile.
how much info do you guys put in yours?
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ALEX
HELLO ALEXXXX
HI HI HI HIHI HI HIHIHI THANKS FOR VISITING MY PROFILE ALEX :-))
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>tfw 4 messages
>too scared to check them
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I have confirmed my email, but the notification won't go away and it won't let me send messages...
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Definitely trying this shit out tomorrow. I can't wait to LEARN SPANISH.
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>>29042297
You have literally nothing to lose, worst case scenario its a bunch of guys or ugly thais
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>>29042392
I can teach you anytime bby ;)
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>>29042259
Just at least put your movies and music and tv in. if you think of something else later, then great.
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>>29042259
Mine is empty and i've gotten 1 message :3
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>been talking with a qt for a few days
>move on to Line so its easier to send pics
>she's always mentioning how cute I am
>she's always worried about me getting a gf but we never talk about starting a relationship
How do I ask her to be my gf or some shit like that, she's cute as fuck but I've never had a gf before, she also talks about coming to america and going to the beach together
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>>29042601
just beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee entirely yourself
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>>29042601
>she also talks about coming to america
Yeah, I bet she does :^)

Where is she from?
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>>29042601
>>29042601
I guess I would joke about it before asking outright. or when she says she's worried about about you getting a gf you say "because you want it to be you?" or something like that.
Where is she from?
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>>29042788
She's from Thailand
Original comment
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>she thinks you have friends

What lies have you told your qt, my fellow robots?
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>>29043009
For your sake I hope she doesnt just want the visa
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Getting robots onto interpals is the best thing /r9k/ has done. It's restoring our faith in women.
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>>29043218
Yeah, except now i look at 'fembots' as nothing more but gutter trash, my qt on ip is 200x superior in every way.
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>>29043218
I know a lot of guys are just using it to get nudes, but overall I think actually speaking with someone is doing wonders for a lot of people.

Keep working at it friends, youll find the qt youre looking for
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>>29043218
>all these foreign qts have no idea the therapeutic effect their presence have on all these robots
>they might even think the average westerner is like us
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thirsty as fuck.
ORWorwoorw
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>>29039849
It's a trap. A trick. A con. They either want to kidnap and ransom you back to your family. Harvest your organs then kill you.

Or she will marry you, wait 5 years, get her citizenship, divorce you, then bring her real husband and all her kids to the USA.

People in other countries don't fuck around. U.S. is heaven compared to South America. No qt to see here, move along.
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kek

>Nairobi

im losing my shit ahahaha

>Melang

i dont even
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>all these bots getting success with qts
>im getting dropped consistently
was I born to be a wizard?
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>>29043457
>hi to you?
>?

bless you anon
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>>29041759

I agree with >>29041837 just go for it, tell her about a woman you like (basically describe her) if she smiles go for the kiss. If she's not intersted, yeah bud, DUMP HER, and never talk to her again.
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>>29043457
>scribble out the name on your browser
>don't scribble out your IP at the botton
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>>29043514
>someone tries to ddos me
>just change my ip
Literally doesnt matter to me.
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>>29043514
the ip is dynamic anon, changes every time i restart my pc. im among friends here, why would anyone want to harm me anyway?
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>>29043532
Already got your bank account details and steam account, pm me if you want them back
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>>29043558
brb sudoku
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>make a move
>ask for nudes
>try to ERP

You are aware that this isn't a dating website, and women there aren't actually out to get a date, right?
They either want a visa, or they want to chat.
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women are such lazy whores. about 200 of them have viewed my profile today, but they are just waiting for me to message them back. fuck that, wont even lift a finger, untill one of these bitches takes the time to say something
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>>29043620
I've dated women on there :/
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>>29043620
I do both. Nudes from the boring whores and respectfully chat with the nice qts.
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Does anybody else just ignore roasties from the US?
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>>29043620
>ERP
Is that what people call cam sex or what.
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>>29043800
Erotic
Role
Play
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>>29043800
that's what your mom calls it
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Should I even bother signing up when I'm overweight, NEET and virgin?
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>girl from my city messages me
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>>29043852
this is a moment where you have actually something to lose by saying the wrong thing and missing on potential gf
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>>29043850
Well if you sign up, you have a chance of talking to a girl. and if they don't talk to you, it's the same. Just don't message anyone first if you don't want to feel rejected.
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>>29043850
IP has been used by lonely neet virgins for years for the express purpose of helping them reconnect with people.

>nonfluent in english (won't understand all your spaghetti, and won't be able to pick up on betaness from the way you talk)
>any non first world country is shit and you are automatically desired/interesting simply because your fat ass is plopped down in a preferable location
>no competition against chads because they have 0 interest in this site

There are few other places on the internet that can offer this kind of solace for bots.
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Sending messages keeps failing, is the website acting up for anyone else?
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Anyone give an example profile?

Feels like its going to end up like a strange 4chan post
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Anyone using Hellotalk?
How do you get qts to message you there?
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>say to my qt she's very beautiful and cute
>aww haha, thanks
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>>29044397
I just write what my job is and that i like traveling (i do) and then fill out the tv, movie, music, book sections.
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>>29044397
How about clicking on a profile on the website you dumb fuck?
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>>29044534
That just might be silly enough to wprk
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>tfw listened to my french qts vocaroo again
>tfw her voice is hypnotizing
>tfw waiting until she logs in to answer my 1100 word reply
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>>29044601
please post link please.
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>>29044629
Sorry bro, only for my ears, hope you understand.
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i've been using this website for more than a year, and seeing all these familiar face robots suddenly signing up and viewing MY PROFILE is fucking hilarious.
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Any nudes from that Iranian slut yet?
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Is there an optimal time of day to use IP? I noticed I was getting a lot more views on my profile earlier in the day
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>>29044759
Depends on what country you're going for.
I think I get the most around their midday and afternoon.
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>>29044533
>person with a job with the ability to travel freely
Why are you even on this board.
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Thai girls pick the best fucking names
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>>29044836
tell her you wanna nutty her face and post her reply.
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>>29044829
I work in a factory where i never have to talk to anyone and I have no friends. And traveling is like interpals but IRL.
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>>29044836

this makes me le sigh. the knowledge that american women will never be like this.
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These girls put real interests in their profiles. I'm amazed at the number of girls who put science, mathematics, computers and stuff like that as their interests. They can even have in depth conversations on these topics. If Western girls did that, they would play dumb and say they're "nerdy" and the betas messaging them would act "nerdy" too.

Why can't they pick up local guys? Come on, they're not just looking for friends.
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>>29035796
dat sleuth qt tho
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>>29044504
What were you hoping for? Her to say the same to you?
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>>29043852
>cute 16 year old from my city sends overtly flirty opening message
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>>29044877
do you live with your parents? How the fuck do you afford the thousands of dollars it costs to go travel?

I bet you're fucking euro, nevermind.
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somebody give me a good opening line
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Think this is a good idea to leave these messages on my wall?

Women are attracted to men who attract women right?
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>>29045313
i made my wall private desu, don't want to look like a yellow fever creep
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>>29044601
>tfw she sent me a message
>tfw currently busy and working on my motorcycle and working on the water pump
>tfw logging in as soon as possible to chat with my qt frenchie
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Goddamn, how do you guys get qts to message you first?
I've gotten a lot of views, but no messages.
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>>29045405
They probably use fake Chad photos.
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>>29045478
I use my real chad photo it seems to be working fine
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>>29045285
I just work a lot of hours and the company pays for housing. I'm American. I just don't spend money on anything else.
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interpals success story

https://www.interpals.net/emmagurnham

tl;dr 1/10 asian guy convinced an 8/10 english girl to move to asia to live with him
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>>29045609
>moving to a SHITTIER country
REEEE WHAT THE FUCK THAT BABY FACED FAGGOT MUST BE RICH
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>>29045037
yes I did actually
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>>29045609
don't exaggerate, he's 3.5/10 and she's 5/10 so considering she's a weeb it makes sense
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>>29045609
That guy is ugly as fuck. Is she legally blind?
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>talking to qt for a couple days now
>she likes me, i like her
>says this morning she's feeling weird
>ask why
>she says she may be pregnant

are YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? REEEEE

DROPPED
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>>29045920
HAHAHAHAAHA
HAHAHAHAA
OH SHIT
HAHAHA
C
U
C
K
E
D
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>>29044836
"Hello, I'm Shoe, please to be my friend? :3"
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>>29045920
dodged a bullet anon
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>>29045920
Fucking sluts, hope you dropped that bitch on the pavement
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>>29045920
i bet you didn't even block her you pussy nigga.
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>>29035796
>THIS IS NOT A /SOC/ THREAD
>WE ARE NOT SWAPPING INFO/PICS
>WE ARE NOT TRYING TO MEET EACH OTHER
>IT'S ROBOTS HELPING EACH OTHER OUT
Should also put
>WE ARE CREATING AND SHARING ORIGINAL CONTENT
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>>29039659
if you aren't chad or are an older 'bot it's pretty hard
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>anon why are you always online
>dont you go out with friends hahaha?
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>>29046345
say that you dont log out of your account.
if you keep logged in, and just close the browser, it will still say you're online on the site.
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>>29046345
just say you leave your computer on
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this shit is kind of soul destroying lads

I was happy at first as I got one or two messages. But actually finding some qt who writes anything interesting that isn't just standard normie bullshit seems impossible.
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>>29043458
Are you eighth son?
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>>29046475
Well it could be you that's part of the issue too, as convo is a 2 way street. Are you just talking about boring stuff or letting her steer the convo?

You have more convo power here than anywhere else. This is the the best place to try to BEE YOURSELF and work on it from there
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anyone else get nervous as fuck before logging in? especially knowing a message is waiting for you (from your email) and she knows you are READING HER MSG?
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>>29046504
yeah it probably is me bleh

also find it hard to bee myself around totally normie profiles. I found one or two slightly odd/quirky profiles where it was quite a bit easier and I could say something funny. But most of them feel like I have nothing in common

>>29046538
yup it's terrifying m8.
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>tfw talking to a qt who has never drank alcohol or done any drugs
>she's always so nice and really cute in every sense of the word
>starting to develop feelings for her
Goddamn /r9k/. I though all women were degenerate whores.
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>trade sexual innuendos with russian girl for an hour
>ask for her skype
>more innuendo
>tells me if I want sex to ask my girlfriend

wat
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Guys, why is my qt taking birth control if shes shes is single and has no fwb?
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>>29046689
she gets railed by different men every week
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>>29046689

She might do it because of issues with her period. Nah just kidding she's fuckin a LOT of dudes.
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>>29046689
is she thai? Ask if she's a working girl.
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>>29038661
what race are you??????.ff
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I love being white.

I dont even run qtcrawler.
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>>29046774
Blackbro.
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>>29046829
How are they finding your profile? Are they running qtcrawler in reverse?
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>>29046876
I assume they search my age range in north america and just click on my profile, dunno.
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>>29046829
>quick search is 16-17 year old japanese girls
MODS HELP
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>>29046829
>that face
>16 - 17 japanese girls
>not blocking thai

please be memeing
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kek this is going to be a trolling gold mine

check out this absolute destructive message i sent just then. rekt the swede
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>>29046829
how do i run crawler
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>>29046929
how do i read pastebin
how do i internet
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tfw i used this picture and have no messages

why dont women like jarrod?
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>>29047029
looks like a creepy 30 year old aussie with a baby face.

Should I know who this is?
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>>29047029
Fuck aye, who here /neighbors/
>>29047068
go to bed, kid.
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>>29046924
how will he ever recover from that devastating blow
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Why the fuck do dudes on here message you welcoming you to the site?
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>>29047162
i know its cruel series of events that are about to unfold
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Feels good making girls squee
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absolutely OBLITERATED him

ass lashing, ass lashing
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>>29047182
at first I HNGGGGG

then I fucking REEEEEE WHY DON'T I HAVE QTS PATOOTIES LIKE THIS

she's chinese?
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>>29047204
search for 17-18 year old chinese girls who are homely but not ugly. they are all stressed out about their upcoming gaokao, which also means they are def not dating anyone and probably havent yet. Chinese dont date before the gaokao because they think it will ruin their grades.
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>>29047195
Youre doing us proud anon.

>>29047182
Im really happy for you, now hit her with the nihao
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>>29047195
try messaging german girls and ask if they enjoy taking Ahmed's cock in their ass.
Alternatively, message german guys and ask if they're a nazi who enjoys when his gf sucks off Muhammed.
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>>29047247
gonna go full Ni Hao, Ho Ho when im in the skype call with her tomorrow senpai.
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>>29047195
>signing up on IP to talk to other men
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>>29047182
>those faces
give me the deets on that qt. then kys
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>>29047281
she didnt seem to mind. and she was dropping just as many emoji. I think we're even senpai.

Go get your own qts.
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>qt wants to voice chat
how the fuck do you guys deal with this without spaghetti everywhere?
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tfw no one replys to jarrod

even celebritys get rekt
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>>29047243
Can confirm.

Been using HelloTalk for almost 2 months and all the girls stress about GaoKao. However, treat them right and make them feel better and they get so happy and flattered. Its almost too easy. I've pulled about 8 wechats accounts.

>And I'm not even white.
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what will happen if i change my photo from jarrod rebecchi to a attractive male model?
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let's keep this chinese gaokao shit on the down low before the 17-18 chinese girl market gets saturated
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>your qt could be talking to another anon right NOW
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i changed my photo from jarrod to this because no one was replying lets see what happens
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>>29047261
Ill be rooting for you, hopefully I can find a QT soon, the only girls that have held a conversation so far were americans
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>>29047404
This our own lil' secret on the Dai Lo.
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>>29047312
At least it isn't cam senpai
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>>29047480
I find a hard time believing any bot would have the courage to cam. Most of us probably don't have cams because of how much we hate our own appearance
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>>29047513
I cam grils all the time. Why would you waste time speaking if you ain't seeing?
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>crawl 500 qts
>get one message from 53 yo Richard from Poland
welp fuck it, he seems like a bro.
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im talking to this black guy from africa he says he loves pizza

can you believe it? guys out of control
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>>29041133
>right wing polish qt
>seeking interaction with foreigners on amerikanski website

Treacherous whore, I'm gonna let my ONR boys know about this
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>>29047663
are you a BBC lover?
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>>29047663
i wonder what sorta computer this guys running. im gonna ask him
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>>29047663
he looks like a total bro
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>>29047707
this guys a nutcase
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>>29047747
can you believe this guy?
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>>29047747
>>29047764
this is how an alpha dominates a convo. he just keeps talking about himself as if his love for pizza is the most interesting thing atm, as if it's natural anyone would care about the flatbread he so desires.
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>>29047764
i wonder what kind of wacky shenanigans he gets into
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reminder to ask your qt to call you oppa
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>>29047782
literally BEE YOURSELF
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>>29047786
>>29047782
guy is so based
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>>29047747
>>29047764
>warriorking
WE
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>>29047782
This is bullshit, and only works because he's black. If a nerdy looking asian started talking like this on chat you'd just think he's a loser.
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>>29047815
Going to stop you right there, your insecurities are showing.

Warriorking seems alpha because his profile pic isn't nerdy. It's not the asian part, it's the NERDY part. If it was a nerdy looking black guy, people would think he's urkel
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>>29047717

adadadfg
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>some malaysian mudgirl tries to use camera trickery to make her not look muddy

can't fool me biatch
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lol these asian women are lost

the second i put up a picture of a hot white male. my view count when up by like 10 all asian women

shaking my head. i dont even enjoy this. these women need help
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>>29047956
Just go straight up "Look I think your hot should we have sex?"
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>>29047956
say that too bad you think asian women look ugly and most western men after them just think of them as a fetish
we need to help our chink brothers
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STOP TROLLING OUR QTS
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this site is hilarious i swear these people are so naive
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this shit gets under my skin t b h
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>>29048041
>say it to my face. see if your so tough then wise guy
I don't know why that response was so funny.
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>>29047747
bro talk shit to woman and get them angry.
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>>29048086
>disgracing your heritage
>she is furiously typing
I can picture her all flustered like "oh fuckkk did i upset him"

This is going to impact not only her, but her immediate circle of friends and their circle of friends. They will talk about how foreigner guys don't like girls who jump on white dick like that, and how they like girls with more traditional values. True or not, no one there could imagine what is really happening.
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i think my french qt likes my hands, robots.
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>>29048153
finished her
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>>29048276
nice, she deserved it
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>>29048269
fuck forgot picture.

fhdsjkgfdghfgh
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I'm getting swamped by africans trying to get in my pants hjaelp
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>>29048293
tell her "do you know what they say about people with large hands?"
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>>29048276
aadadadd
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>>29048317
Nah bro, don't want to ruin what we have.
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>>29048304
Put 'NO NIGGERS' in your profile.
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>>29048329
i wish i could cuck this frogposter
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>>29048304
maybe you should stop being a little white girl

>>29048329
I understand man. Hope it goes well.
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