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hi how are you edition

THIS IS NOT A /SOC/ THREAD
WE ARE NOT SWAPPING INFO/PICS
WE ARE NOT TRYING TO MEET EACH OTHER
IT'S ROBOTS HELPING EACH OTHER OUT

Come talk about your qts, advise other autists how to hold conversations, improve your social skills, contribute to general Interpals banter, and become happy normies, or slightly happier robots.

***NEWFAGS READ THIS FIRST***
OP PASTEBIN WITH FAQS, SCRIPTS, PASTAS, INFOGRAPHICS & ADVICE:
http://pastebin.com/vt3wZ0NU

Remember not to give your personal info out to crazies.

Old thread #15
>>29000483
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First day on the site and Ive just started talking to a russian QT. I just wish I had the courage to actually message any of the girls who have viewed my profile.
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>only know english and have no time to learn other languages
do i just ignore the language shit
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>>29036272
Yes. Pick the language of the qt you're looking for the most and say you're brand new and then never mention it again.
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>>29035857
Just try it out until you get an opening line that you like and that works. If you fuck it up, you can just block the girls with no repercussions. It's real low-stakes senpai
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>>29036272

yep. you can kind of use it to your advantage though, since like 75% of qts on that site want to make better their englando.
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>see all these threads
>go to see what all the fuss is all about
>view girl profiles
>"please no messages from creeps wanting sex"
my god my sides
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>>29036359
Thanks senpai, seeing that theyve viewed my profile is confidence booster enough considering im not running the script
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>>29036451

I really think most robots here are using Interpals for the intended purpose, talking to people around their age and learning about their culture. There's not that much nude sharing
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>>29036423
idk about this, sometimes it's really hard to communicate with them
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>>29036332
I have japanese and spanish listed yet all I get are thai and russian girls, they really dont care
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>it's a western girl can't help acting like a bitch just because they weren't replied to instantly episode
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>>29036557
fuck those stuck up whores
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Is the guy with the chad acciunt here? I have the throwaway email for you if you're here.

>Also, mfw my attempt to be white gets more messages.
>Pic related

I know they are all Asian, that's what I went for.
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>>29037032
>three thai
>a bloke
>chikilin who messages everybody

what awful photo of a white person are you using?
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>>29037158
Say what you want desu. I got lazy and just picked something
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>>29037200
I think there's something quite admirable about the fact that you don't want to make your fake profile too attractive but you should have gone all out
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>>29037258
Nah, my literal purpose was seeing how much of a difference being white makes.

Ran the crawler for Asia only, got 7 messages within 5 minutes(all i did was add a picture and half ass the about me section). Ran it through Asia on my Actual profile(Filled out and all) like only a few views slowly count in and a couple of messages hours later.

I understand I only tested Asia, so I expected a difference there.
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>Woke up in the morning today
>3 Messages
>13 profile views rare because my account isnt new and hasnt been for atleast a month now
>The first ever comment on my profile pic I'm sure any of us robots have gotten
>Check messages
>All dudes older than me
>Check profile pic message
>Its another dude commenting on my pose in the picture
>Checked views today
>10 of my 13 views are men
>my QT I've been chatting hasn't been online for 2 days either

It's over lads
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>>29037032
>>29037200
Aaron wants your boipussy.
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>>29037447
It gets better anon, believe me
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My wannabe white account is still going strong, over 90 views and 20 messages in one day

Meanwhile, on my actual account.......
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>>29038661
How many do you have on your actual account?
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WHY THE FUCK ARE GUYS MSGING OTHER GUYS HERE DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR REEEEE
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>>29039377
Ive gotten a few messages from guys but theyre always from some shithole and genuinely trying to learn english
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Just set up my account. How long does it take for grills to start messaging you guys?

Do any of you use your actual picture?
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>>29039463
If you use the crawler, it should be instant.
I think most of us use an actual picture.
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I just want to find a lonely russian qt. Is it that hard?
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>>29039659
>tfw my russian qt found me
>She hasnt stopped replying since
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I deleted my account months ago after screwing up a conversation with a girl, I'm too scared to make a new account.
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>>29039792
Just do a new account

>>29039767
I've had 3 opportunities with russian girls, i let them escape.
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what do i do guys?

>mass send out "do you want to be my interpal gf?"
>only one girl says she agrees
>talk for days
>shes actually amazing and likes me for real me
>find out she lives on her parents farm near south america
>she would actually be down for me going over there
>theres no power or internet at the farm

ive never done anything in my life so this would actually be a good experience i bet specially if the girl loves me.

is this a pipe dream or realistic?
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>>29039827
w-what if she sees it
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Ive talked to a few girls since I made my account but theyve all gotten offline as of an hour or two ago. Did I screw up or is just because of time zones and shit?
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>>29039856
She won't see, change for a new nickname, new photo.
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>>29039849
Speak face to face on skype first to make sure you are not getting played first
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>>29039849
If there's no internet, how does she respond to you?
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>>29039849
Yeah could be cool. Definitely be realistic about it. Don't do anything you can't back out of.
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>>29039890
Probably because of the time zones.
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>>29039849
If it's a third world QT, she's most likely after citizenship. But then again, for some of us that's as good as it's going to get.
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Do you see a qt viewing your profile without messaging as good or bad? Not sure if they are just shy or I'm too boring to message
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do you guys message the qts first or do they message you?
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>>29039970
she has some kind of phone. the internet is shit tier but good enough to communicate and send pics.

>>29039935
shes real she has sent me feet pics, feels good man
>>29040013
its nothing like that, she is all about the nature. the farm is 60 acres and shes building a house on it. it wouldnt make sense for her to downgrade to my parents basement.
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>>29039970
Internet bar?
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>>29040040
If I really see that I can have a chance of her being my qt, I message first.
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So what now guys? Got a qt messaging me, but im running out of shit to say. Help,
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>when your qt tells you she has had a fwb
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>>29040240
What did she said?
Original comment
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Someone commented

""any book that is interesting"
Heard of Mein Kampf, good read.""

on a qts page. Which one of you bastards did it
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>>29040281
She's asleep now. im running out of things to talk about to have an excuse to message her daily i've asked almost every question there is.
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>>29040084
go for it then anon

Just make sure you are atleast /fit/ enough
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>>29040269
Get nudes and DROP
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Is it in good taste to include my support for trump in the bio?
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>>29040495
I don't think that is a good idea.
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>>29040495
If you want your number of qts to be very few.
I guess you might get some that you'd actually click with. But a big part of this is the self esteem boost of getting a million messages.
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>>29040495
I think that's a fantastic idea.
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>>29040538
>>29040585
>>29040606
Would a pic of me wearing a maga hat be better or worse than putting something in the bio?
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>>29040622
I think it would be better if you put your unsolicited opinions up your ass
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>>29040652
r-rude )^:
this is an original comment about autism pals
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>>29040495
If it defines you, yes.
If their support for trump is a requirement for your qt, yes.
otherwise, no.
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if i typo when sending the first message how do i recover?
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>>29040830
you don't, burn the account and start over
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>>29040269
you are never going to get a girl thats been a virgin just accept it or you will be causing yourself pain for no reason
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Found a right wing polish qt. Do i reveal my inner /pol/?
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>>29041133
No you'll reveal your power level anon.
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>>29041133
How far into conversation are you?
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>>29041181
She admitted to hating refugees and thinks Poland should leave the EU.
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>>29041133
In small dosages, yes. Don't go full /pol/ at the get-go.
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>>29041207
Sounds like you're in there, but keep 'its da j00z' concealed for now.
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>>29041243
>>29041254
Nice, just told her im voting for trump and she praised me.
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>tfw blond+white+blue eyes
>tfw can speak spanish
>tfw all these cuties

damn dood this site is golden
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Daily reminder just to go for it. Who gives a shit if you fuck up? Girls are disposable. It's practice. No shame in fuckups. The only thing you can control is how you play your hand. Play it well. You have no power over their response.
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who here had to drop a qt they invested time in?

>we chit chat everyday
>i enjoy her fellow virgin company
>she brings up some dude she likes
>im pissed because that means im friend zoned
>ill never even be with this girl but i hate her now

D R O P P E D
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>>29041759
>he fell for the friendzone meme
w e w
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>>29041759
She's just trying to make you jealous so you'll make a move. Go for it.
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>be on IP for several years
>end up talking to a few qts for a while
>end up getting my fill of human interaction for the time being
>stop replying to them and disappear from the site for a while
it just keeps happening, lads. I don't know how to stop it
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>>29040622
just do it, faggot. you'll get the right qts for you if you mention big Don in your profile. that or you can redpill some of them about him
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fug, i don't know what to put in my profile.
how much info do you guys put in yours?
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ALEX
HELLO ALEXXXX
HI HI HI HIHI HI HIHIHI THANKS FOR VISITING MY PROFILE ALEX :-))
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>tfw 4 messages
>too scared to check them
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I have confirmed my email, but the notification won't go away and it won't let me send messages...
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Definitely trying this shit out tomorrow. I can't wait to LEARN SPANISH.
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>>29042297
You have literally nothing to lose, worst case scenario its a bunch of guys or ugly thais
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>>29042392
I can teach you anytime bby ;)
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>>29042259
Just at least put your movies and music and tv in. if you think of something else later, then great.
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>>29042259
Mine is empty and i've gotten 1 message :3
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>been talking with a qt for a few days
>move on to Line so its easier to send pics
>she's always mentioning how cute I am
>she's always worried about me getting a gf but we never talk about starting a relationship
How do I ask her to be my gf or some shit like that, she's cute as fuck but I've never had a gf before, she also talks about coming to america and going to the beach together
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>>29042601
just beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee entirely yourself
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>>29042601
>she also talks about coming to america
Yeah, I bet she does :^)

Where is she from?
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>>29042601
>>29042601
I guess I would joke about it before asking outright. or when she says she's worried about about you getting a gf you say "because you want it to be you?" or something like that.
Where is she from?
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>>29042788
She's from Thailand
Original comment
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>she thinks you have friends

What lies have you told your qt, my fellow robots?
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>>29043009
For your sake I hope she doesnt just want the visa
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Getting robots onto interpals is the best thing /r9k/ has done. It's restoring our faith in women.
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>>29043218
Yeah, except now i look at 'fembots' as nothing more but gutter trash, my qt on ip is 200x superior in every way.
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>>29043218
I know a lot of guys are just using it to get nudes, but overall I think actually speaking with someone is doing wonders for a lot of people.

Keep working at it friends, youll find the qt youre looking for
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>>29043218
>all these foreign qts have no idea the therapeutic effect their presence have on all these robots
>they might even think the average westerner is like us
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thirsty as fuck.
ORWorwoorw
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>>29039849
It's a trap. A trick. A con. They either want to kidnap and ransom you back to your family. Harvest your organs then kill you.

Or she will marry you, wait 5 years, get her citizenship, divorce you, then bring her real husband and all her kids to the USA.

People in other countries don't fuck around. U.S. is heaven compared to South America. No qt to see here, move along.
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kek

>Nairobi

im losing my shit ahahaha

>Melang

i dont even
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>all these bots getting success with qts
>im getting dropped consistently
was I born to be a wizard?
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>>29043457
>hi to you?
>?

bless you anon
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>>29041759

I agree with >>29041837 just go for it, tell her about a woman you like (basically describe her) if she smiles go for the kiss. If she's not intersted, yeah bud, DUMP HER, and never talk to her again.
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>>29043457
>scribble out the name on your browser
>don't scribble out your IP at the botton
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>>29043514
>someone tries to ddos me
>just change my ip
Literally doesnt matter to me.
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>>29043514
the ip is dynamic anon, changes every time i restart my pc. im among friends here, why would anyone want to harm me anyway?
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>>29043532
Already got your bank account details and steam account, pm me if you want them back
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>>29043558
brb sudoku
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>make a move
>ask for nudes
>try to ERP

You are aware that this isn't a dating website, and women there aren't actually out to get a date, right?
They either want a visa, or they want to chat.
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women are such lazy whores. about 200 of them have viewed my profile today, but they are just waiting for me to message them back. fuck that, wont even lift a finger, untill one of these bitches takes the time to say something
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>>29043620
I've dated women on there :/
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>>29043620
I do both. Nudes from the boring whores and respectfully chat with the nice qts.
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Does anybody else just ignore roasties from the US?
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>>29043620
>ERP
Is that what people call cam sex or what.
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>>29043800
Erotic
Role
Play
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>>29043800
that's what your mom calls it
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Should I even bother signing up when I'm overweight, NEET and virgin?
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>girl from my city messages me
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>>29043852
this is a moment where you have actually something to lose by saying the wrong thing and missing on potential gf
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>>29043850
Well if you sign up, you have a chance of talking to a girl. and if they don't talk to you, it's the same. Just don't message anyone first if you don't want to feel rejected.
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>>29043850
IP has been used by lonely neet virgins for years for the express purpose of helping them reconnect with people.

>nonfluent in english (won't understand all your spaghetti, and won't be able to pick up on betaness from the way you talk)
>any non first world country is shit and you are automatically desired/interesting simply because your fat ass is plopped down in a preferable location
>no competition against chads because they have 0 interest in this site

There are few other places on the internet that can offer this kind of solace for bots.
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Sending messages keeps failing, is the website acting up for anyone else?
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Anyone give an example profile?

Feels like its going to end up like a strange 4chan post
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Anyone using Hellotalk?
How do you get qts to message you there?
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>say to my qt she's very beautiful and cute
>aww haha, thanks
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>>29044397
I just write what my job is and that i like traveling (i do) and then fill out the tv, movie, music, book sections.
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>>29044397
How about clicking on a profile on the website you dumb fuck?
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>>29044534
That just might be silly enough to wprk
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>tfw listened to my french qts vocaroo again
>tfw her voice is hypnotizing
>tfw waiting until she logs in to answer my 1100 word reply
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>>29044601
please post link please.
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>>29044629
Sorry bro, only for my ears, hope you understand.
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i've been using this website for more than a year, and seeing all these familiar face robots suddenly signing up and viewing MY PROFILE is fucking hilarious.
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Any nudes from that Iranian slut yet?
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Is there an optimal time of day to use IP? I noticed I was getting a lot more views on my profile earlier in the day
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>>29044759
Depends on what country you're going for.
I think I get the most around their midday and afternoon.
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>>29044533
>person with a job with the ability to travel freely
Why are you even on this board.
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Thai girls pick the best fucking names
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>>29044836
tell her you wanna nutty her face and post her reply.
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>>29044829
I work in a factory where i never have to talk to anyone and I have no friends. And traveling is like interpals but IRL.
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>>29044836

this makes me le sigh. the knowledge that american women will never be like this.
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These girls put real interests in their profiles. I'm amazed at the number of girls who put science, mathematics, computers and stuff like that as their interests. They can even have in depth conversations on these topics. If Western girls did that, they would play dumb and say they're "nerdy" and the betas messaging them would act "nerdy" too.

Why can't they pick up local guys? Come on, they're not just looking for friends.
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>>29035796
dat sleuth qt tho
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>>29044504
What were you hoping for? Her to say the same to you?
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>>29043852
>cute 16 year old from my city sends overtly flirty opening message
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>>29044877
do you live with your parents? How the fuck do you afford the thousands of dollars it costs to go travel?

I bet you're fucking euro, nevermind.
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somebody give me a good opening line
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Think this is a good idea to leave these messages on my wall?

Women are attracted to men who attract women right?
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>>29045313
i made my wall private desu, don't want to look like a yellow fever creep
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>>29044601
>tfw she sent me a message
>tfw currently busy and working on my motorcycle and working on the water pump
>tfw logging in as soon as possible to chat with my qt frenchie
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Goddamn, how do you guys get qts to message you first?
I've gotten a lot of views, but no messages.
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>>29045405
They probably use fake Chad photos.
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>>29045478
I use my real chad photo it seems to be working fine
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>>29045285
I just work a lot of hours and the company pays for housing. I'm American. I just don't spend money on anything else.
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interpals success story

https://www.interpals.net/emmagurnham

tl;dr 1/10 asian guy convinced an 8/10 english girl to move to asia to live with him
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>>29045609
>moving to a SHITTIER country
REEEE WHAT THE FUCK THAT BABY FACED FAGGOT MUST BE RICH
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>>29045037
yes I did actually
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>>29045609
don't exaggerate, he's 3.5/10 and she's 5/10 so considering she's a weeb it makes sense
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>>29045609
That guy is ugly as fuck. Is she legally blind?
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>talking to qt for a couple days now
>she likes me, i like her
>says this morning she's feeling weird
>ask why
>she says she may be pregnant

are YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? REEEEE

DROPPED
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>>29045920
HAHAHAHAAHA
HAHAHAHAA
OH SHIT
HAHAHA
C
U
C
K
E
D
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>>29044836
"Hello, I'm Shoe, please to be my friend? :3"
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>>29045920
dodged a bullet anon
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>>29045920
Fucking sluts, hope you dropped that bitch on the pavement
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>>29045920
i bet you didn't even block her you pussy nigga.
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>>29035796
>THIS IS NOT A /SOC/ THREAD
>WE ARE NOT SWAPPING INFO/PICS
>WE ARE NOT TRYING TO MEET EACH OTHER
>IT'S ROBOTS HELPING EACH OTHER OUT
Should also put
>WE ARE CREATING AND SHARING ORIGINAL CONTENT
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>>29039659
if you aren't chad or are an older 'bot it's pretty hard
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>anon why are you always online
>dont you go out with friends hahaha?
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>>29046345
say that you dont log out of your account.
if you keep logged in, and just close the browser, it will still say you're online on the site.
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>>29046345
just say you leave your computer on
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this shit is kind of soul destroying lads

I was happy at first as I got one or two messages. But actually finding some qt who writes anything interesting that isn't just standard normie bullshit seems impossible.
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>>29043458
Are you eighth son?
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>>29046475
Well it could be you that's part of the issue too, as convo is a 2 way street. Are you just talking about boring stuff or letting her steer the convo?

You have more convo power here than anywhere else. This is the the best place to try to BEE YOURSELF and work on it from there
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anyone else get nervous as fuck before logging in? especially knowing a message is waiting for you (from your email) and she knows you are READING HER MSG?
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>>29046504
yeah it probably is me bleh

also find it hard to bee myself around totally normie profiles. I found one or two slightly odd/quirky profiles where it was quite a bit easier and I could say something funny. But most of them feel like I have nothing in common

>>29046538
yup it's terrifying m8.
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>tfw talking to a qt who has never drank alcohol or done any drugs
>she's always so nice and really cute in every sense of the word
>starting to develop feelings for her
Goddamn /r9k/. I though all women were degenerate whores.
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>trade sexual innuendos with russian girl for an hour
>ask for her skype
>more innuendo
>tells me if I want sex to ask my girlfriend

wat
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Guys, why is my qt taking birth control if shes shes is single and has no fwb?
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>>29046689
she gets railed by different men every week
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>>29046689

She might do it because of issues with her period. Nah just kidding she's fuckin a LOT of dudes.
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>>29046689
is she thai? Ask if she's a working girl.
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>>29038661
what race are you??????.ff
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I love being white.

I dont even run qtcrawler.
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>>29046774
Blackbro.
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>>29046829
How are they finding your profile? Are they running qtcrawler in reverse?
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>>29046876
I assume they search my age range in north america and just click on my profile, dunno.
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>>29046829
>quick search is 16-17 year old japanese girls
MODS HELP
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>>29046829
>that face
>16 - 17 japanese girls
>not blocking thai

please be memeing
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kek this is going to be a trolling gold mine

check out this absolute destructive message i sent just then. rekt the swede
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>>29046829
how do i run crawler
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>>29046929
how do i read pastebin
how do i internet
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tfw i used this picture and have no messages

why dont women like jarrod?
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>>29047029
looks like a creepy 30 year old aussie with a baby face.

Should I know who this is?
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>>29047029
Fuck aye, who here /neighbors/
>>29047068
go to bed, kid.
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>>29046924
how will he ever recover from that devastating blow
>>
Why the fuck do dudes on here message you welcoming you to the site?
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>>29047162
i know its cruel series of events that are about to unfold
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Feels good making girls squee
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absolutely OBLITERATED him

ass lashing, ass lashing
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>>29047182
at first I HNGGGGG

then I fucking REEEEEE WHY DON'T I HAVE QTS PATOOTIES LIKE THIS

she's chinese?
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>>29047204
search for 17-18 year old chinese girls who are homely but not ugly. they are all stressed out about their upcoming gaokao, which also means they are def not dating anyone and probably havent yet. Chinese dont date before the gaokao because they think it will ruin their grades.
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>>29047195
Youre doing us proud anon.

>>29047182
Im really happy for you, now hit her with the nihao
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>>29047195
try messaging german girls and ask if they enjoy taking Ahmed's cock in their ass.
Alternatively, message german guys and ask if they're a nazi who enjoys when his gf sucks off Muhammed.
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>>29047247
gonna go full Ni Hao, Ho Ho when im in the skype call with her tomorrow senpai.
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>>29047195
>signing up on IP to talk to other men
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>>29047182
>those faces
give me the deets on that qt. then kys
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>>29047281
she didnt seem to mind. and she was dropping just as many emoji. I think we're even senpai.

Go get your own qts.
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>qt wants to voice chat
how the fuck do you guys deal with this without spaghetti everywhere?
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tfw no one replys to jarrod

even celebritys get rekt
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>>29047243
Can confirm.

Been using HelloTalk for almost 2 months and all the girls stress about GaoKao. However, treat them right and make them feel better and they get so happy and flattered. Its almost too easy. I've pulled about 8 wechats accounts.

>And I'm not even white.
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what will happen if i change my photo from jarrod rebecchi to a attractive male model?
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let's keep this chinese gaokao shit on the down low before the 17-18 chinese girl market gets saturated
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>your qt could be talking to another anon right NOW
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i changed my photo from jarrod to this because no one was replying lets see what happens
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>>29047261
Ill be rooting for you, hopefully I can find a QT soon, the only girls that have held a conversation so far were americans
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>>29047404
This our own lil' secret on the Dai Lo.
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>>29047312
At least it isn't cam senpai
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>>29047480
I find a hard time believing any bot would have the courage to cam. Most of us probably don't have cams because of how much we hate our own appearance
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>>29047513
I cam grils all the time. Why would you waste time speaking if you ain't seeing?
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>crawl 500 qts
>get one message from 53 yo Richard from Poland
welp fuck it, he seems like a bro.
>>
im talking to this black guy from africa he says he loves pizza

can you believe it? guys out of control
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>>29041133
>right wing polish qt
>seeking interaction with foreigners on amerikanski website

Treacherous whore, I'm gonna let my ONR boys know about this
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>>29047663
are you a BBC lover?
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>>29047663
i wonder what sorta computer this guys running. im gonna ask him
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>>29047663
he looks like a total bro
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>>29047707
this guys a nutcase
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>>29047747
can you believe this guy?
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>>29047747
>>29047764
this is how an alpha dominates a convo. he just keeps talking about himself as if his love for pizza is the most interesting thing atm, as if it's natural anyone would care about the flatbread he so desires.
>>
>>29047764
i wonder what kind of wacky shenanigans he gets into
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reminder to ask your qt to call you oppa
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>>29047782
literally BEE YOURSELF
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>>29047786
>>29047782
guy is so based
>>
>>29047747
>>29047764
>warriorking
WE
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>>29047782
This is bullshit, and only works because he's black. If a nerdy looking asian started talking like this on chat you'd just think he's a loser.
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>>29047815
Going to stop you right there, your insecurities are showing.

Warriorking seems alpha because his profile pic isn't nerdy. It's not the asian part, it's the NERDY part. If it was a nerdy looking black guy, people would think he's urkel
>>
>>29047717

adadadfg
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>some malaysian mudgirl tries to use camera trickery to make her not look muddy

can't fool me biatch
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lol these asian women are lost

the second i put up a picture of a hot white male. my view count when up by like 10 all asian women

shaking my head. i dont even enjoy this. these women need help
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>>29047956
Just go straight up "Look I think your hot should we have sex?"
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>>29047956
say that too bad you think asian women look ugly and most western men after them just think of them as a fetish
we need to help our chink brothers
>>
STOP TROLLING OUR QTS
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this site is hilarious i swear these people are so naive
>>
this shit gets under my skin t b h
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>>29048041
>say it to my face. see if your so tough then wise guy
I don't know why that response was so funny.
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>>29047747
bro talk shit to woman and get them angry.
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>>29048086
>disgracing your heritage
>she is furiously typing
I can picture her all flustered like "oh fuckkk did i upset him"

This is going to impact not only her, but her immediate circle of friends and their circle of friends. They will talk about how foreigner guys don't like girls who jump on white dick like that, and how they like girls with more traditional values. True or not, no one there could imagine what is really happening.
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i think my french qt likes my hands, robots.
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>>29048153
finished her
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>>29048276
nice, she deserved it
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>>29048269
fuck forgot picture.

fhdsjkgfdghfgh
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I'm getting swamped by africans trying to get in my pants hjaelp
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>>29048293
tell her "do you know what they say about people with large hands?"
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>>29048276
aadadadd
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>>29048317
Nah bro, don't want to ruin what we have.
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>>29048304
Put 'NO NIGGERS' in your profile.
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>>29048329
i wish i could cuck this frogposter
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>>29048304
maybe you should stop being a little white girl

>>29048329
I understand man. Hope it goes well.
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>>29048334
That'll work :^)
So many algerians.
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>>29048367
Sorry can't help it, they've seen it and now they want my ass help help help this is haraam
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>>29048326
absolutely undeterred, when will asian men learn?
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>africans
literally w h y
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>>29048459
Dude probably has a list of words he commonly needs to say in English and just got the wrong one.
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Gonna qtcrawl for a nooner, wish me luck
>>
Why does not being white have to suck so bad?
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>>29048326
she took it pretty well, all things considered
10/10 would civilize
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>>29048544
>that one old welsh lad

good on you boyo
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>>29048544
I know that feel.

Seriously though, why are there so many Asian girls on Interpals?
>>
interpals is like biazarro facebook, where men actually get attention from the opposite sex
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>>29048601
alot of these people are legitimately autistic
>>
>She deletes her account/sets it to inactive after you talk to her

Literally why
>>
asian men need to put their women in place
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>>29048669
hey dad found out she was talking to whiteys online and it beating her as we speak
>>
why does everybody say you should block thailand? seems like there's some real qts there...
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>>29048684
ask her straight up to come and fuck you mang
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>>29048684
Bro get nudes. Or fuck around with them, ask if they want a picture of your penis and post a microdick and ask them if its fine.
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>>29048594
What feel do you feel? This is a fake account with a white guy picture on it, i wanted to experience the difference being white made. I just want an Asian qt desu, but I hardly get any messages.

>>29037200
>This is the pic
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>>29048699
>>29048703
waiting on reply
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>>29037447
Just make it so that only females can send you PM's
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>>29048744
they're evolving
>>
>>29048788
>lyn96
she's just young. older ones would be DTF
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>>29048788
reply:

Is that a yes?
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>>29048788
>you think i like white guys because of your dick?
What's the reason why then?
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>>29048788
>im a whore man
>sorry if i make you disappoint this
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Why do all these chink women keep visiting my profile? I NEVER click on chink profiles myself. Fuck i really don't want to succumb to yellow fever but they're literally dogpiling, also chinks are literally the only women who message first

It's fucking incredible how thirsty gook women are for the BWC
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>QT tells me she went to a party and there was alcohol involved
DROP OR NOT?
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I wish I could save her /r9k/
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lol lets see what she says
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>>29048929
Where is she from? shes probably just lying and cam sexing with chad.
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>>29048962
Russia
I bet her dad's a drunk and abuses her mom or something
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>>29043218
One of these foreign qts has possibly stopped a mass shooting attack or a suicide

Think about that one
>>
not today white boy she says
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>>29049043
One of them will cause one when they ditch poor frogposter
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>>29049055
top kek. Just imagine the reply you would have gotten if you were brown/asian
dude is literally hitler and she replies normally
>>
not even black men are safe
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>be 20
>16 y/o russian qt wants me to give her a foot massage
>mfw
>>
this legend is back
>>
>>29049136
Can you try chating up some girl with those pastas? Like rich guy pasta

Hi, I've noticed you're very cute and your country is a very poor country. I am a single man with a comfortable life but no one to share it with. I have a large television but no one to cuddle on my large couch and watch it with.
If you're interested in leaving your current life and starting a new one with me, all these things I have can be yours too.
What do you say?
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>>29049055
But notice she hasn't blocked him yet. Any neckbeard would've gotten blocked and reported already
>>
>>29049192
>not using the best pasta out there

I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost an...gelical in a sense I suppose.

The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you.

I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of messages/posts on Bodyspace and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful.

I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt..
>>
>>29049136
>my friend
>he adopted YOUR LINGO
true alpha, working his way into your heart already
>>
found a good girl
>>
>>29049258
2 good girls in a row

maybe there is hope after all
>>
>>29048788
i'm also currently chatting up this girl, please proceed so i can gain insights into how she works
>>
AHHHHHH THE QTS ARE REPLYING TO ME FASTER THAN I CAN REPLY TO THEM SEND BACKUP I NEED REINFORMENTS AHHHHHHHH
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>>29049291
im just annoying her at this point. im gonna apologize and see if she accepts me. she seems pretty naive
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>>29049349
this is my approach, I think she seems decent for a thai girl but when i asked for photos she referred me to her instagram, um no, try again honey, i want originals
>>
lol this has been funny gonna go to bed in like 15 minutes
>>
Upload a picture and 10 profile views in a hour without running the crawler. I don't know how to fucking deal with this. I feel like the guy should do the 1st message usually and the crawler seems useless to use?
>>
>>29049479
qtcrawler has a mass-messaging function.
>>
>>29049488
That seems useless jsut sending the same generic message to everyone if you actually want to get anywhere though? especially with euro women
>>
>>29049479
You appear in the "who's online" thing for the first couple of days after you sign up. After then, the profile views die down.
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>not analyzing your conversations with qt's
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>>29049125
If she was messaging a black guy she'd say the opposite you tard.
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>>29049416
i was able to win her back
>>
how can onne man be so based???
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>>29049570
>it's another episode of chad gets infinite lives
when will it end?
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>>29049570
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>hah it was only a prank!
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>>29049639
suck the cum from my pnis
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>>29049570
ok i challenge you to a cuck off to see who wins this girl or see how much she lies about stuff

yes i'm very impressionable and start speaking in broken english when i see somebody else do it
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>>29049637
god damn this guy is cool
>>
Oh my god guys. I thought this was just some meme. I made an account and am already talking to qt girls. I just threw a picture of myself with a tinfoil hat doing a cheesy smile and it already is great.
>>
>>29049727
They must be bots or you are one of those low self esteem super chad. Things can't be this easy.
>>
>>29049770
I thought they might be bots but I'm talking about Copa America and about the game from yesterday so I highly doubt it. It is a very good conversation starter since it is recent news and about sports.
>>
>>29049770
It's not, don't believe the guys that say they are putting in no effort. It requires effort, but unlike Western girls, the girls will also put in effort.
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>talking to my qt
>she asks how tall i am
>reply that i'm 185 cm
>she's amazed and thinks I'm some giant because she's 160 cm
feels good lads
>>
>>29049546
>A
>R
>T
>I
>S
>T
>I
>C
Hell why do I even bother
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>>29049546
can this level of autism be real, or is he just fucking with us lads?
>>
Welp, I made my account and put some stuff up. I'm not gonna bother with the scripts.
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>>29049055
>rebecchi
>italian or Sicilian
>"white"

wew
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some girl said i look 'humble'.
is that just a nice way of saying ugly?
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>>29050964
What country? It doesn't mean ugly. It usually means rugged, or working class.
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>>29051018
Indonesia.
She did message me first if that makes a difference.
>>
>>29051086
Yeah, you're good don't worry. Humble is a compliment. Does she have money? Religious?
>>
>>29048788
yeah they say that yet keep constantly messaging white guys, thirsty as fuck
>>
>>29051166
No clue, only got a couple messages in before I had to leave.

Does anyone know if there's a way to see somebody's friend list?
>>
Wew, fucked up my first qt by misreading her profile. What a rush!
>>
I've been talking to my main qt and am currently talking to her on a messenger app. Thinking about talking to other girls but this is pretty exhausting on it's own. Wat do?
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somebody spelled my name wrong and i'm too much of an autistic pussy to correct them.
guess it's time to burn this account and start over.
>>
How can I use this site to find gays?
>>
>>29051374
talk to bros
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So, who wants to be chad as fuck and make a lucky air force janitor a cuck?
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>Talk to my main qt
>we are similar to each other and have basically the same interests
>eventually start to flirt
>stop it anon, its weird and we're just friends
welp, was fun while it lasted guys. It's literally the same as in real life, except I have actual confidence to talking to girls online, while in reality I don't. But what's the fucking point if the end result is the same and no women will ever find me attractive in a sexual way
>>
>>29051419
>married at 19
Yeah, that's not gonna last.
>>
>>29051265
Say "fuck it all" and run qtcrawler over and over just to see how many views and +1s you can get.
>>
>>29051419

Jesus, you could have you could have copied her profile straight out of the military wife "she's going to fuck a LOT of dudes" handbook.
>>
>bullshit disclaimer suddenly makes circlejerk generals ok

You've already had several of these threads deleted, because they don't belong on /r9k/. Go back to /soc/ or /b/.
>>
>try chattin
>nearly as bad as real life

I knew there was a reason I hadn't talked to anyone outside family or 4chan for the last three years
>>
>>29051716
>not going to 3rd world qts

Thats your problem
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>>29051542
why don't you just redirect shit you don't want to different sites
oh wait, you can't afford to lose the users

>I want them here, I just don't want them to be happy
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>im 5'6 white manlet kinda built
>she is 5'11 white lean amazon babe
>i thought it was over, she still loves me

cant wait to eat amazon pussy all day
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>trying to take selfies for my profile
>literally never take selfies

>about to take a photo
>that angle looks good
>snap pic
>pic comes through
>fucking hideous
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All my conversations peter out after a day or two

Maybe I really am boring. Qtcreeper is over 10k people now & barely anyone messages
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This could be fun. Let's see how her autism stands up to mine.
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>>29051875
They lose focus easily. As someone who used to creep omegle,whispr and other sites for foreign qts (I'm an amerifat), I have to recommend not to give up
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I CAN'T HANDLE THIS
ORIGINAL COMMENTUUUU
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>mfw zeldagirl1992 messages me
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tfw legit too lazy to reply to half the people looking at profile
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>>29051870
Same thing here, and plus, I have a shitty camera witch makes my photos looking like a oil painting.
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lads is it worth making a VK for the Russian qts?
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>>29052934
Will you be able to use it without speaking russian?
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>>29052962
dunno desu, I would like to learn Russian though
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>I actually write grammatically correct english sentences so that qts can learn english, even if im hitting on them
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>>29051460
that's only one qt you fucking casual.

DROP and find the next.
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to whoever posted the details of the iranian girl yesterday, what happened to her in the /int/ threads, she's super suspicious about everybody and says there's scammers and people trying to take advantage everywhere
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>try to make interesting conversation
>they stop responding

>send cringe flirty bullshit
>they fucking love it
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What countries are the most responsive to flirts?
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>qt is talking to me about Lizards and Romantic movies

The jews are trying to lure me into a trap arent they? They want me to fall in love with her so they can take me away and turn me into a Lizard
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>>29053211
how are you spposed to drop qts? just block them? I'm too beta to do even that and I just waste time becoming more distant until i start completely ignoring her.
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God dost giveth, and taketh away.
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>>29051875
>>29051875
If there's one thing i've learned over the years then it's the fact that women are shallow, self-righteous, pseudo-intellectual scumbags. They literally harvest for male attention and once they feel like they sucked everything they can out of you they will just drop you and move on to the next unsuspecting target.

I've had random whores tell me out of the blue how they want to feel me inside of them for no clear reason in mid-conversation with them saying how much they want to meet up for weeks on end and then before you know it she ends up stopping to respond and blocking you for no clear reason (or deletes her acc, that's also a favorite of those cowardous cunts).

Women are scum. Complete and utter scum. Don't feel bad for yourself just because these failed abortions can't keep up with your superior male intellectual discourse. It's just a confirmation of the fact that you're superior to them on the biological as well as every other possibly conceivable scale.
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>>29053660
you're supposed to talk to 10 at once
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so girl i am talking to just brought up black guys having big dicks

I feel like this is some sort of shit test, how should I respond?
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>>29054003

Show us the post or copypaste it so we can get a good response.
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>>29051870
take one outside senpai
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>qt tells you that she has autism and that you're her first true friend
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>>29053351
This.

Talk to about three qts trying to start conversations and they never respond but im too shit at being flirty, let alone shitting myself about the potential outcome
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>>29054123
me: yes my sausage is very large

her: but you're white so can't be as big as a black guy!
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>>29052962
Yeah you can change it to English.
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i feel like everyone on this site is a bot

what da fug
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>>29054384
how do I get an autist qt
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>>29035796
>make profile
>stalk qts
>send about 50 messages
>got only two responses
>they stopped talking after two days
I just deleted my account. Guess i'm too ugly for this shit.
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any tips for making a intresting about me?
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>>29054934
at least try the crawler if you didn't.

t. ugly person
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I'm surprised i've never seen anybody from /r9k/ play 'To Catch A Predator' on Interpals. I always see guys in their 50s calling 16 year olds sexy. I'm sure if somebody made a fake 14 year old account they would be able to harvest quite a catch
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>>29054999
Thanks, have to try that.
Original comment
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make a VK, flirting with Russian girls who have boyfriends in their profile pics

there is something cathartic about cucking someone
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>>29054994
You used it? What happened? Did you do the mass message or just viewer
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>>29055336
just the viewer, got a handful of messages. mostly from fairly average people

crawl a thousand or so before you give up at least
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Anyone here done any kind of A/B testing of their profile? To see what kind of things have a better response rate?
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>>29055525
yeah

short, witty messages get the best response rate

that's pretty much it
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>>29054384
How did you find an autistic girl i want one so much omg please help me
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>>29055757
if a girl likes kpop she is autistic
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>>29055525
I've been changing my profile's 'about me' section and running qtcrawler to see what gets more messages. My findings are as follows:
>sincere and enthusiastic
Few messages, and those only from boring people.
>cocky and brash
Few messages, and only from dumb sluts (kind of fun for being lewd)
>cocky at the start followed by a sincere paragraph at the end
Raking in legit qts, marked increase in number of compliments in the first message rather than just 'hello' or whatever.
>>
Seen on qts profile:
>Just be yourself :)
welp here goes
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>>29055988
noice stats

what exactly counts as "cocky" here?
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>>29055988
>>cocky at the start followed by a sincere paragraph at the end
>Raking in legit qts, marked increase in number of compliments in the first message rather than just 'hello' or whatever.
Example please
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>>29055988
Please give an example of "cocky at the start sincere at the end"
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>>29055378
Just got a few messages. Girls who message first what is this? Are these bots? I can't believe it
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>>29056119
Hey wassup guys, Im a fucking white american with a big cock but a heart of gold. I love equality.
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>>29056472
I cant use it, im not white.
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>>29056566
Hey wassup guys, Im a fucking black american with a big black cock but a heart of gold. I love equality.

Hey wassup guys, Im a fucking mexican american with a big mexican cock but a heart of gold. I love equality and tacos.
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I've been having alot of Russian girls message me lately, anybody have experience with them? Anything I should kbow?
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>>29056822
will trade 10 chubby europeans for 1 russian
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>>29056822
Literally how


Also, fun fact. Flirt chat ans sex chat are two distinct things for asians or something. You can get a bunch of women to "flirt". Work with that.
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>>29056822

Yeah, russians are my most common visitors.

They also seem to message first, which is fucking crazy.
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ITT: desperate betas ruin a decent website
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>>29057115
>implying we're worse than all of the shitters who cant speak english, comment on women's pictures, and overall ruin any chance of us getting information superhighway laid

:^)
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fuck I want some good flags
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>>29057266
>Thailand across the board!
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>>29057266
I'll literally take all of them, thank you very much. What you want? I got some shitty european countries and muslim girls who want to get with westerners
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>>29056084
>>29056090
>>29056119
Be creative, my dudes. This might be vague but it's up to you to channel your inner Chad. We all have one.

>heavily imply that they 'will' message you (rather than some weak shit like "don't hesitate to message").
>Very short sentences detailing miscellaneous personality traits and habits with a distinct air of superiority.
Make it snotty as fuck, really lay it on. Do NOT write a full paragraph about yourself or your life, no one cares.

Then, a short and sweet paragraph about how much you would love to get to know people from around the world, with enough sentimentality to make you sound like a genuinely nice person. The contrast with the first part works wonders

>>29056822
Drowning in them. Remember that their country is humongous and that their circumstances could be very different depending on where they are in the country. Russian qts are based if you're into Russian literature, since the all study it at school and will be impressed if you know about their honoured countrymen. A lot of them will have things to say but will struggle with the language.
Otherwise, pretty much the same as other girls.
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>>29057115
Big James and his dank meme games senpai
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>>29057266
Ill raise you one brazillian for all of your Thais.
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Do any of you guys have a certain quota?
I'm new as I said earlier, >>29049727
and I've talked to (as in have received messages back) from 8 girls. Of which 2 messaged me first. Should I strive to talk to a certain amount of girls a day? I don't want to use a script either.
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>>29057266
show a little of their profile photos, i'm curious to see how many are just sending messages to everybody and have also messaged me. I bet we'll have at least one thai in common
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>>29057555

orgineledao commentitanto
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>>29057596
I just want to bust a nut. Ill take the fat girls.
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Post your qt message list.
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>>29057512
there's obviously a trade off between quantity of girls and quality of conversations you can keep up, when you've been around awhile you'll be able to tell very early on when a girl isn't worth investing much time in.
I normally try to write a good reply to every girl that messaged me during the day, which is up to about 50 now, then the next day i talk to the most fun few, leave the rest for another night message to see if they manage to be more funny the next day, and delete the conversations with the really boring girls.
The best method would probably be to dedicate yourself to just one or two girls but that's like being at a buffet and waiting for them to replenish the lobster tails when there's a load of tasty but lower quality foods in front of you.

>>29057596
yeah some of those are familiar but it's just funny how you can tell exactly where they're from by their little photos, the top three especially are so stereotypical of their respective nations
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Hello , do you like party ?
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Fuck off
Stop shilling that webtrash
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>tfw my qt was talking to me the whole night till about 5 am at her time-zone to me then apologized about being tired and went to sleep
goddamn, I feel like a fucking God now
She's so perfect
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Might be a stupid question, but has anyone found someone that does drugs? I just want some qt to talk about drugs with
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>>29058063
Why would you want degenerate druggies?
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I actually met my gf on interpals. We live in the same city and she was a virgin when we started dating.
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>>29058441
You sound happy about that. I really don't understand cuckolds.
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>>29058650
I took her virginity idiot
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>>29058673
that's what she told you, cucky boy
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Noob here

So do you all use your real pic or a Chad?

Also if everyone is busy trying to get nudes, how come no one is posting any?

Is the white knight thing serious?
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>>29058682
Yeah I guess that's why my sheets were blood stained. Get those cuck fantasies out of your head.
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who here learning languages?
I want to learn German and Russian
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>>29058725
it doesn't bode well that you're insecure enough about it to keep replying to that guy who is clearly just memeing on you.
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>>29058741

>using an international dating site for learning a language

good luck there m8
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>>29058741
German girl's never responded, so I gave up on german language.
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>Ukrainian qt told me she doesnt know when we'll talk again
My heart
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>tfw half-black
>no asian qts message me, have to message them
>get flooded with random bitches from germany

kinda wish i was white desu
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>>29058802
Of course I'm going to defend myself when someone calls me a cuck.
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>>29058863
Why?

This is a very original comment.
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>>29058929
I guess she doesn't use the site much
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>>29058950

no nigga it means shes bored with you and shes letting you down easy
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>>29058922
faggot kajsaksj
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>>29058950
Ask her for the whatsapp or another app.
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>>29058979
>>29058990
B-but she's offline now
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>>29058999

if she wanted to stay in touch she'd ask for your contact info

try and ask her if you're desperate. just act like "of course you want my contact info, lets chat"
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>>29058907
Do you atleast get responses from the Asians, fellow black brethren?
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>>29059039
>if she wanted to stay in touch she'd ask for your contact info
All is lost
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>>29059062
>Do you atleast get responses from the Asians, fellow black brethren?

Yes, I get responses 90% of the time. You have to be aggressive and confident but intelligent and funny. They will not come to you; they'll be wary of you like a dangerous animal. Try to make them laugh by acting comically confident, but don't go muh dicking into it right off the bat
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How long does the about me part need to be, i said hello my name and city etc with a daft joke and just put some stuff down what i want from the site. Do i need to put more crap down
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>>29059062

Oh I should note: DO NOT OBVIOUSLY FLIRT. I was a little misleading. That only works on white girls . Flirt by acting interested in them and be a little silly, go for laughs
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>>29059140
I understand what you mean, show the interest but be playful about it like a sort of joke. Ok

>One message, just one message you have used before is all I ask. My mind is terrible with this shit.
I beg thee
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>>29049570
I think you got to her, still thinking about chad talking to her hours later
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tfw trying to craft a message for the perfect girl on here, hold me robots this has to be perfect
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>>29059289
I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost an...gelical in a sense I suppose.

The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you.

I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of messages/posts on Bodyspace and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful.

I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.....
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>>29059227

be original, anon. persistence and a good attitude are key
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>>29059315
I might try that with a random sloot but isnt a message actually asking them shit from there profile better?
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>>29059284
lmao!!!

i bet she was dripping wet when she read that post saying white men own asian women. im gonna talk to her again

found a robot btw
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>>29058694
We got plenty of nudes posted here
desu, if I got nudes from my qt, I wouldn't share them here, because I'm not a cuck
I'm sure lot of anons feel that way
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>>29059315
That is literally the most beta male piece of cucked shit I have ever read. Would you actually send that to someone you weren't in a committed relationship with? Seriously?
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>>29059364
go all out or go home!
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>>29059449

pretty sure its bait anon.
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>>29059465
Cucked shit like that winds me up to no end. Well played anon if bait.
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>>29059227

yo dude post the profile of some girls u wanna message and ima give you some open liners
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>>29059449
thats literally the point
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>>29059517
Wait what? Do you mean it is meant to sound like a beta male or do you not understand rhetorical questions?
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Guys from my own city viewing me, pls go
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>>29059557
it's one of those messages that is so honestly beta it comes back around and becomes alpha
>>
If I'm learning some languages. will the girls be willing to talk to me in their language or am I just gonna have them talking in English?
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>>29059557
you have actual autism dont you
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>>29059587
yeah but you need to have a good level in the language or they'll just switch to English
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FUCKING GERMAN STACIES REEEE
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>>29059607
Hmm alright. Maybe when I get some more experience then. I'm not awful but I doubt I could hold a conversation for long in anything but English.
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>>29059608
it's a bot m9
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>>29059602
Sorry lad, I couldn't understand what he/you meant due to the vague response he gave
>>
If you delete a conversation, will it delete it on their end also?
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>>29059580
Yeah, I'm not too sure about that
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>>29059689
nein

blo0x
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what do i doo
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>>29059742
stop getting so heavy, get them on whatsapp
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>>29059742

nigga... are those your messages..

if so, its over.
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>>29059742
dude wtf give that qt to me, send something "One last message, please contact <myusername>"
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>>29059769
>>29059767

no that's her messages
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>>29059742
do NOT respong. She sounds fucked in the head, my man.
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>>29059742
lol why would you use this website if you arent even shit posting

you arent some kind of loser are you?
>>
>>29059782
Then continue to be her friend, anon.

What do you have to lose?
Why not make someone on the other side of the world happy with your company? That opportunity is all some people on here wish for.
>>
>>29059782
yeah but you must have said some weird shit to get her talking like this

or she is just fucked in the head
>>
I used to lurk these threads a little while in their dying days on /int/
are they better her or something?
I feel like most of you are going to turn girls off from this site or something
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>>29059822
honestly the robots probably treat girls better than the normies on /int/
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>>29059782

dude then you're fucking golden.

whats the problem

btw, PSA:

I HAVE FUCKING GAME

HAHAHAHAHA
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>>29059511
>Hey-yeah-wassup
>shannyk
>r28619672
>Kaew97
>JaneKhonlam
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>>29059884
Im trying to start easy btw
>>
>>29059884
>ALL CHINKS

HAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>29060024
Sorry, Yellow fever too stronk
>>
You're not gonna get many responses from Asians for a few hours, until they wake up

>Hey-yeah-wassup

What do you like about Japan?

>shannyk

Tbh man this is not a good one to go for. She's a vapid Asian stacy. You don't have good chances, her profile is a beta sausage fest. Lets try to be bold.

Are you nearsighted because you study so much?

>r28619672

Taiwan is a beautiful country

>Kaew97

Tell me about your favorite sport.

>JaneKhonlam

The only thing better than good food is a fine woman cooking it
>>
>>29060148

lmao scratch that last one, my autism kicked in

say,

Are you going to cook for me?
>>
>>29060188

BETTER:

What are you going to cook for me?
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>>29060148
lol brah?
>>
>>29059884
why these specific girls? JaneKhonlam is confirmed for nudes, are the others also slutty or something?
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>>29060279
post her nudes lad
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>>29060148
>Tbh man this is not a good one to go for. She's a vapid Asian stacy. You don't have good chances, her profile is a beta sausage fest.

Shannyk is iffy lol
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>>29060254

nigga im telling you it works

im flirting with mexicans right now because im making lines about the wall

>tfw im actually a trump supporter
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>>29060279
I just wanted to start easy with somewhat weak pickings

And I wanted my own Jane nudes. But who got them first?
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>>29060377
no point m8, just go for girls you genuinely like
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>tfw found a 8/10 Thai girl that wasnt ugly and could speak normal english
>She always replies back as she can too
>always have nice conversations

mfw she gave me her snapchat and on it she parties at clubs frequently, smokes cigs, and guys are all over her snapchat at the clubs too

mfw I saw her tumblr and it was full of romantic porn
>>
>>29060522
there are millions of them, just drop and move on

but yeah, Thai girls aare whores without shame which why you are advised to not talk to them
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>>29060522
>getting attached

anon, shes just a friend

JUST A FRIEND

nothing wrong with the friendzone. having girls as friends is a good thing
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>>29060377
you should aspire for better, you really want nudes from this?

I will get some from one of the other girls for you during asian hours later
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>>29060589

when are asian hours on east coast time senpai
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>>29060589
are those contacts or are her eyes blue?
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>Thailand
>Turkey

Why do they even bother?

L E L
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>>29060589
In all true honesty, I didn't give two shits about her face. A nude is a nude sometimes.
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>>29060673
I wouldn't mind Turkish girls if they sent nudes more
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>>29060640
I think they are almost directly opposite.
>>
let's have a nude tally, count how many nudes you've gotten from girls on interpals, myself;

>5 Americans
>2 British
>1 German
>1 Mexican
>1 Armenian
>3 Italians
>1 Peruvian
>1 Turk
>1 Swedish
>1 Polish
>1 Greek
>2 Thais
>1 Argentinian
>>
>>29060758
>0

whew

time to step my game up
>>
>>29060758
0. I don't want to kill myself
blox
>>
>>29060758

>5 Thai
>2 American
>2 Filipino
>5 Japanese
>2 Chinese
>1 Korean
>1 Taiwanese (Taiwan is part of China)
>1 Indian
>1 Singaporean
>1 Colombian
>1 Honduran
>1 Kiwi
>3 British

and

>0, the amount of pleasure i get from them after the instant gratification of the photo arriving
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>>29060970
can you post the Colombian, Indian and Japanese nudes
>>
Should I connect to my facebook?
Or stay relatively anonymous or what?
Also I'm black will qts hate me?
>>
>>29061106
>having normiebook
get out
>>
Does the amount of people viewing you typically drop off after day one or is it just me?
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>>29061106
Im black anon and the first girl that messaged me was russian and most of the qt's that message me are russian and french which is what most anons here want.

im dont even think I look that good 2bqh. Im just good in convo's
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>>29061183
try the script

also make small adjustments to your profile, it puts it on the front page for a while
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>>29061264
I figured that I cant run the script since im stuck using my phone, my laptop got stolen a month ago. Thanks though senpai
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I always get "Could not upload photograph. Please try again later." when trying to, y'know, upload a photo. What do?
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>>29061020
if there was some kind of QT archive I would contribute
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>>29061332
Are they supposed to get wrinkly how long has she been at it?
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New thread anytime soon?

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