>all the boy pussy threads finally get to me
>feel compelled to visit a tranny prostitute
>find one that isn't full tranny but more trap-like
>white, 5'4, flat tits, cute face etc
>immediately notice how much bigger dick is than mine
>she calls my dick "cute" and says it's "just right"
>when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay
>with a dick in my mouth twice the size of mine, suddenly these accusations seem legitimate
>she stops and ask if I want to change positions
>I just lay there with a dick in my mouth as tears slowly gather in the corners of my eyes
>break down and ask her if she thinks I'm gay
>she spends the next 20 minutes comforting me and making me feel better
>come home having sucked a dick without even getting off
>I've never felt like such a beta faggot in my entire life
funny story but i doubt it's true. post the email exchange or something
>>29035464
OP is literally a faggot, topkek
>>29035464
If she was a roastie she would have made fun of you but this one tried to comfort you instead.
Traps > roasties.
>when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>I just lay there with a dick in my mouth as tears slowly gather in the corners of my eyes
>>29035502
>funny story but i doubt it's true.
of course its not fucking true, he's just a stupid fucking frog poster jesus christ
Kek. You got meme'd on hard, OP.
> tfw no trap gf with a dick bigger than mine
I'm 7" to 8" depending on how horny I am, but if I met a trap with a 9"+ I'd let her fuck my boipucci
>>29035545
>being this new
sup, r eddit?
I swear some people on this board have legit story telling talent and enough imagination to make great stories
>>29035568
How is it new to not believe this faggot story?
>>29035578
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like that to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought. What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
Bitch.
You guys know this is pasta, right?
>she spends the next 20 minutes comforting me and making me feel better
sounds nice
I would pay for this
>>29035597
It's new to not recognize this is a copypasta and was posted a few days ago.
NEWFAG NORMIES, THE LOT OF YA
>tfw newfags will respond to pasta
>tfw it will be 200+ replies thread
>>29035609
And there's THIS r edditor faggot.
>>29035625
>posted a few days ago
>only oldfags will know this
Or maybe i wasn't around to see this three day old pasta?
>>29035625
THIS
FUCK NORMALFAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
>>29035630
>And there's THIS r edditor faggot.
What now?
>>29035669
you weren't here to see it because you were too busy being a normalfag
>>29035625
>posted a few days ago.
It's been around longer than a few days, newfag.
>>29035669
newfaggot normaltrash
>>29035625
>Normie calls another normie a normie
This copypasta is months probably years old you faggot
>>29035924
Hang yourseIf piece of shit
>>29036026
rofl
newfag normie r eddiot confirmed for being fucking triggered lmao
What the fuck OP I posted this story like a year ago. I didn't know someone saved it. At least I gave you guys a laugh I guess, still feel like shit to this day though.
>>29036062
Get rekt faggot, and keep trying to act like the big bad oldfag lmao
HA! FAGGET
>>29035626
>the pasta is better than new threads
>>29036106
been here since 06, champ. im better than you.
>>29035716
I wasnt aware that tonsilitis is an STD
>>29035607
OH YOU GOT HIM
>>29035607
>>29036149
BTFO!!!!
BTFO
BTFO
TBTOFOFOo!!!
>>29035529
>Trolls who say traps are gay.
>Trying this hard to convince himself that sucking dick isn't gay.
Oh my fucking God what have you done to poor good ole OP?
>>29036194
Sucking girl dick isn't gay.
>>29036142
>I've been a loser since 2006!
>I'm better than you
Top fucking kek
>>29036215
>going on 4chan means you're a loser
then you're a loser too lmfao. at least im better at being a loser than you! you lose even at being a LOSER. ROFLMAO xD
>>29036211
>Girl dick
>Girl
>dick
Look what the Jews have done to society.
>>29036247
>at least im better at being a loser than you!
Cant argue with that XD
>>29035464
lmao. faggot
good raul frog tho
>69
youre supposed to fuck that boipussy you goddamn idiot.
>>29036298
XD
U FUCKING FAIL AT EVERY DUDE LMFAO!!!!!
>>29036284
If it's a dick attached to a girl body, then it's perfect.
>>29036316
what the hell is a raulfrog?
>>29036341
Lol yet you're still better at failing life supreme oldfag XD
>>29036368
rofl just stop you dumb faggot. you've already lost.
you do realize how easily i could DESTROY you in real life? lmao, pathetic.
>>29036397
*robot voice*
MUST DESTROY
>posts lmao for the 10th time
heh, got him
>>29036341
>dick attached to a girl body
Honestly though no trap I've met in real life has looked anything like the ones online. And they're usually insane SJW types. Your fantasy doesn't exist anon, I'm sorry.
>>29036411
got him :^)
you got me
i got you
xP
:PPP
>>29036420
that's where you're fucking wrong mate. lmao. check this video out, me getting my cock sucked by a hot transgirl (names emily) and met her on okcupid.
:)
she has a fine af body and nice butt
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9JoziBzRIyzMmdkV3dnclVZa1E/view
I've been checking backpage for a nice looking tranny hooker for the last week but they all look too manly and I'm not gay
>>29035464
I`ve seen this before but you told you were a canuck
>>29036467
Where do you live and how hard was it? I'm not watching your gay porn but I'm just curious.
>>29036513
its not gay porn idiot. shes very passable. when i first contacted her on okcupid i had no idea it was actually a transgirl. i thought it was a real girl. we talked on the internet for a while then met up in tower, made out passionately for a while then i drove back to hers and came down her throat twice. she always says what a cum slut she is. lmao. i hit the jack-pot really. she post on 4chan too btw.
>>29036552
Have you ever dated a real girl? I see traps as the same thing as masturbation, except you're using a man's butthole to masturbate with instead of your hand like a heterosexual would.
>>29036552
I'm really just shitposting though when I call you gay, sorry anon. You're a lucky guy.
>>29036613
>Have you ever dated a real girl?
Yeah, I had a realationshit with a girl for a year and a half.
> I see traps as the same thing as masturbation, except you're using a man's butthole to masturbate with instead of your hand like a heterosexual would.
I see girls that way too t b h
and to tell you the truth, me and the transgirl are actually pretty close. i feel closer to her than i did with that whore cunt ex gf of mine.
>>29036646
all g m8.
>>29036670
got any more vids to share bro? Thats hot as fuck
