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Who 25+ year old virgin here?
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Who 25+ year old virgin here?
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>>29027914
>Who 25+ year old virgin here?

Hello. How do you do?
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26 KHV

A couple of days ago a cute 6/10 girl started heavily flirting with me and I am trying to subtly tell her not to. It's ironic that after all these years trying to get into a relationship, I'm doing the opposite now.
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>>29027914
25, kissless hugless etc. Women hardly even acknowledge my existence.

I just don't get it. Never been fat and still no woman has ever been attracted to me. I've accepted I'm just not meant to have sex and I'm meant to be alone.
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26 here.

Considering going to a chinky massage parlor, but I'm terrified of driving and it's the only way to get there.
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>>29027914
26 kv here. i had 2 shots in my lifetime but my dick wouldnt respond. im kinda glad it didnt they werent attractive

i started going to the interpals thread and now i have a loving gf that accepts me for being a neet and sends me feet pics daily. feels good man
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I will be in three months.

Lately I've been seriously considering visiting an escort.
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>>29028275
I don't see the point personally. If I can't attract anyone then there's no point for me. I know I'd hate myself for resorting to an escort.
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>>29028359
If you experienced it and found out it's more overrated than you thought it might ease some of the worry about not getting sex.
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27 almost 28 year old KHV worthless poor NEET here

hurts when a lot of people on your small shit city also know. never trust "friends"
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I'm 26. I lost my virginity when I was 21 though. I've been here since 2011.
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I have no friends either
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31, get on my level. I've just come to wallow in the misery at this point. Every day is consumed with dreaming about pulling the trigger on myself.

Not because of a lack of sex, but because of a lack of intimacy.

No one to talk to. No one to open up to. No one to commiserate with. No one to share my innermost thoughts and feelings with.

And it will go on. Until I'm dead. And the longer it persists, the worse it will get simply due to the fact that no one wants to be around someone miserable.

The more miserable I become, the more I actively repulse people. The more I repulse people, the less likely it becomes I will ever find what I'm looking for.

I hope death brings me peace. If I can't find intimacy and a reason to live, only other thing left for me is a peaceful grave.
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>31
>KH(V-)
>Gave up at 24 and took the no fail faggot option. visited a local mama-san.
>fucked a cold fish, terrible body, bad teeth, not a lick of English, checked her nokia flip-phone twice for the time (for next appointment) really, really bad experience.
>would've liked to keep the ol' virginity belt for the """"""""""one"""""""", but 7 years still not a fucking thing, not even an inkling of a romantic engagement, not even the faintness of a flirt.
>it doesn't matter in the end. I improved all my circumstance, but am still desperately alone.

>>29029373
>Not because of a lack of sex, but because of a lack of intimacy.

So you get a lot of puss, but you can't spoon them and watch anime together till the sun comes up? My heart's breaking for ya, anon.

>>29028242

>the interpals thread and now i have a loving gf that accepts me for being a neet and sends me feet pics daily. feels good man

please don't tell me she's a disgusting thai-bot, who will eventually extort you of thousands of dollars, dude.

but good for you, either way.
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26 here, end my life now.
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>>29029373
the only thing you need is to dress nice and act like an easy going, innocent, nerdy, and fun guy

pictures like this make you come off as a creepy guy who might rape someone or commit murder

you're good looking, but your personality probably doesn't go with how you look
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>>29029503
>Get a lot of puss

No, I get no puss. I'm a 31 year old Wizard Virgin. I could go "fix" that in a few hours by calling up a hooker

What's the point in that? Nothing.

Just wanted a soulmate. Was celibate for the longest time because I thought God was going to send me someone. All while my so very "Christian" peers were fucking their hearts out.

Even after falling out of religion, all that's left is bitterness over a wasted youth - wasted life. Too old to go back and try and relive that. Too old and bald to attract anyone. Live in a part of the country that's filled with nothing but shitty old people, hypocritical "Christians" and racists.

Tired and miserable. And aware enough that this becomes a reciprocating cycle to the point that it only drives any potential friend or intimate partner so very far away.

And every time that cycle reciprocates and comes back around I want nothing more than to die and be off the rollercoaster of life. Want nothing more than to spit at the world and say fuck it I fell for the "no sex before marriage" meme and it wasted the most precious years I had to develop.

Just want a peaceful grave to silence the shame, guilt, and most of all the regret that echoes in my fucking head daily.
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>>29027914
29, lost it this january. Maybe I don't have a place in threads like these anymore, but here I am I guess. It was a big deal for me when it happened, but nothing more came of it, and now it feels like I am back where I started, just in a "it will never happen again" kind of way. Just want to hold someone again, didn't get enough time...
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>>29027914
What's wrong with you guys? Are you fat? Extremely short? Ugly? Just awkward?
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>>29029817

what happened? How do you fug in the first place. Who was she to you?
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>>29027914
Would anyone here consider getting with a gay guy? No recip needed. :)
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>>29029634

I try so hard to be helpful, useful to people. Empathetic and introspective. To understand them for who it is they really are and connect with them on a deeper than topical level.

If there is any profound character flaw I have it's probably that I will let this slide every now and then and show people the misery behind the curtain because I get tired of putting on a happy and helpful face. It's not an attempt to be "edgy" or some bullshit - it's as real as it can be. To feel completely hopeless or consumed with regret.

It does nothing but drive people away. Despite all effort otherwise. And I know this and hide it accordingly. No one wants to see or hear someone like that. Moreover, anyone I meet is on the internet - not from some Podunk part of fucking Georgia. Even if we did connect (which I never have) we are thousands of miles away.

Time continues to tick and I get older every day. And the older I get the more bitter and resentful I become that I missed the boat.

I can smile. I can "be normal." I can put on an act. But sooner or later if I want to be intimate with someone, that intimacy has to be reciprocated. And they're not going to like what they see.
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26 year old virgin NEET. I have no skills, I fail at everything, and waking up every day is a cruel joke played on me by The Powers That Be.
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>>29029864
aren't gay guys generally more scrupulous and hyper critical when it comes to sexual partners than even the staciest of staceys.
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>>29029373
Boxers or briefs guys?
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>>29027994
I'm in the same boat basically, what's your reason?
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>>29029949
I don't care how you act though, I mostly care that you are smart and not a whale. And I understand how males think and act, and what they like in bed.
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>>29029503
absolutely not a thai. she is a white amazon 5'11 that lives on a costa rica farm really beautiful.
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>>29029953
Briefs if you want your shit to look tight tbqh.

But then again if no one's ever looking at you in your underwear what does it matter lol?
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>>29030054
pics of you in underwear?
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>>29030061
This one is pretty unflattering but the only one I have on this phone
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>>29029860
Sister of a friend. She was way younger than me, and way more experienced. Basically, I was improving socially and all that, made a small group of (girl) friends through work, they had a small party, I got pretty drunk and this girl started talking to me, I went to the toilet and she followed me, and I think, in some mad moment, when I was alone with her I just went for the kiss. And she was totally into it.

So after that she was giving me the eye the rest of the night, but as I left the others naturally cockblocked me, so I left thinking that was the end of that and jesus christ what happened today this was a major event just there.

But then she messaged me, asked me to wait for a bit before she snuck out and came home with me. And the sex was probably pretty bad because of deathgrip and alcohol and the fact I had no clue what I was doing. I couldn't even come. But it was still the best thing ever because I actually got to be with a girl who for a few hours actually was into me.
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i am 26 and khv, because i am short and ugly
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>>29030251
how short? you look normal to me
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>>29029901
I understand. You sound like a much nicer guy than I thought. The only thing I can advise is to wear formal long-sleeve shirts because you'd look really good in them, and perhaps travelling? Meeting people elsewhere? You'd do really well here in South America, best to hide whats on the inside for a little longer until you're far enough in with someone though. I know what it feels like to scare people off because of that.

Good luck.
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>>29030743
about 5'7/170
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There's a lot of male virgins out there, lot of depressed men and soon to be school shooters.

Sad what feminism has done to the youth.
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>>29030942
We need to save the men of the future.

https://www.theguardian.com/science/sifting-the-evidence/2015/may/11/if-men-are-failing-we-need-to-look-to-the-future-not-at-lazy-stereotypes
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>>29029712
Obviously you need to move to a better place. Any possibilities that are compatible with your career?
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>>29029712
You need enlightenment
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>>29029855
Try ugly and socially stunted
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>>29029901
>To understand them for who it is they really are and connect with them on a deeper than topical level.

This is pretty childish and going into creepy stalker territory. It's a good trait but should be saved for your special somebodys. To approach strangers, you must make them have fun and feel good about themselves.
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>>29027914
today for the first time in my life i've felt a 15yo girl butt

she's into me pham
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>said i would lose virginity by 21
>ok maybe next year
>ok maybe next year
>ok maybe next year...
currently 27 year old kissless handholdless virgim. just want to get it over at this point so im visiting an escort later this month before my bday.
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>>29031123

I figure career is part of the issue.

I have a Master's in English Ed. Taught remedial English as an adjunct for a few years after grad but the money wasn't even enough to support myself. I had no desire to jump into a public school in Georgia so I joined the family business in insurance.

Have worked that desk job for 5 years now, and it is concentrated drudgery. Would love to move and just run away but 3 years ago I was foolish enough to buy a house here and have been trying to get it sold since this spring.

Moreover even if I move, to have a self-sustaining career I'd have to either find a teaching position that pays enough (somewhere else) or stay in insurance and a career I have no passion for.

Amidst all of this - try to live. Alter all of this to hop cities in the hopes I can find what I'm looking for lol. What a pipedream huh? What a joke. Go beg someone to work 40+ hour weeks so I can spend the meager other hours trying to find intimacy so I can try to enjoy it when I'm not busting 40+ hour weeks right?

I know that this kind of hopeless sentiment is pointless. That nothing will change unless I change it. That nothing will be found unless I look. That effort must be made.

I just don't want it to be a bunch of wasted effort that will only lead to more regret
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>>29031255
Lmao you won't make much progress by staying in the same track either. Do you still think a gf will suddenly move to your shittown and find you?
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>>29031165
Make no mistake I'm self aware enough to not do this kind of shit with acquaintances. But no one becomes a "special somebody" unless the effort is made. You're making it sound like this shit is magically serendepitous - it fucking isn't. Empathy takes effort. It takes the work and desire to be insightful and want to know. Shit just don't happen in its own.

No successful relationship just "happens" - it takes work.

>>29031141
>Enlightenment

Enlighten me then Descartes. What key nugget of essential truth am I missing? Already a nihilist. Working on being an Absurdist so I can just stay alive and not require meaning
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Have all of you guys given up, or are you still trying?
If a 21 year old girl came up to you and expressed interest in you, would you go for it?
I have a crush on a wizard who browses here
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>>29031297
Nope.

It'd be a lot easier to meet someone and move to where they were than move to a random place and THEN try to meet someone though.
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>>29031196
She's into the power she'll feel when she gets a guy put behind bars.
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>>29031350

Make him happy femanon. Save him from this cease pool of misanthropy. He needs you.
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>>29031369
And how are you going to do that? Internet dating (topkuk)?
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25EV

I'm just across the mage barrier. Considering making an okstupid, in the vain hope some harlot actually takes interest in me and initiates. No it's not a paradise.
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>>29031389
I don't see him too often, but he sounds really cute from his posts. It sounds pathetic but I don't know him in real life...
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>>29031350
how do you know him? also fuck you for lying to depressed people
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>>29031431

Love is dead and we're here forever.
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28 reporting in i don't know how i could be. i just put it off and never went to the bars. i think it was because i was awkard before now i can talk to girl. the thing is i don't know what to talk about. i am now in a wheelchair so don't think a girl would want a cripple.
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>>29031339
Just because you are empathetic won't make people like you more. You have to make people feel they can gain something from befriending you.
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29 year old here. I've made peace with myself and realized I will be alone forever. I'm more afraid that I will never be able to get a decent job and live on my own. I'd rather be a virgin forever than remain a leech.
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>>29031350
No wizard apprentices will never "go for it". You have to go for it and show explicitly that you can commit. Don't ever try anything if you have even the tiniest bit of history.
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>>29031512
Why would you care about contributing if society has failed you? Do you feel gratitude for just being housed and fed? That's an existence for beasts, not men.
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>>29031516
What kind of history are you talking about?
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>>29031621
slut kind of history

no virgin guy wants to be pursued by a desperate ex-slut
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>>29031350
All I'd want from a girl at this point is a hug. Relationships are a clusterfuck if you lack social skills, confidence, etc.
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>>29027914
29, i never even tried to do it by avoiding people my entire life

i'm not saying it would have happened if i made an effort, but it does kind of bug me that i don't know for sure
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>>29029901
Fuck, this hits WAY too close to home. Stay strong brobot.
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>>29031485
>Being a friend isn't enough
Yeah you know I get that. I guess I like to think it's not so fucking mercenary that people are looking to profit off of every friendship or relationship.

Moreover if there's anything they "get" out of it, it's someone who's willing to talk and listen. Someone who's willing to stick a fucking hand out in a world where plenty of people are more isolated than ever before (myself included). Is that not enough?

I get it that some people are so obscenely popular they don't need friends or attention because they get it all the time. I know this shit all too well. Pro tip: not everyone is like that, because if they were, none of us would ever want friends or attention. I feel like I try to offer a lot - try to be a positive, helpful presence in the lives of people I know.

Just hard to always be that and never have my own person I can turn to or a shoulder to cry on.

>>29031411
Great question. If I had the answer I'd be doing it. Safe to say the logical answer is if you want to meet someone with similar interests you should meet them doing the shit you like to do.

Moreover I don't even care what set of genitals they're packing at this point. Call it prison gay or whatever you want - I don't care - just like I don't care about just sex. Should they be attractive? Well fuck I hope they give enough of a fuck to try at least as much as I do. Take at least remotely good care of themselves. But really it comes down to the person and if they were willing to reciprocate my thoughts and feelings.
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>>29029958

Embarrassment about various things and no desire to live which is conflicting a relationship. Just thinking about the embarrassment part makes me anxious.
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>>29028386

I doubt the majority cares about the sex primarily. They want the affectionate side, which a relationship with a loving person gives you.
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>>29031666
Unlucky trips. I'm sure there are a million femanons near you who would hug you.

But intimacy is like a drug. It starts with eye contact, a hug, a kiss, to wanting sex.
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>>29030942

At least I'm not as stupid as you.
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>>29031857
Sex is overrated (t. virgin). Hugs are based if the people giving them actually want to hug you. Girls only want to hug chad though...
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Would anyone else feel embarrassed about getting into your first relationship at this age? Would you be ashamed if your girlfriend wasn't "pretty" and everyone assumed that you did it out of desperation? Would you have problems dealing with the condescending and obnoxious "ooh, look who got his first girlfriend!" talks?
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>>29031922
I would hug you if you're within a reasonable distance, but the chances are slim.
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>>29031898
Shut up roastie whore, eat your cums from chad.
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>>29032069
That's a nice thought. I appreciate it. Maybe I'll get lucky tonight and have a dream that someone cares about me.
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>>29029855
>5'9''
>138 pounds
>ugly darkskin
>white washed (nobody likes an uncle tom for whatever reason)
>awkward
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>>29032014
That's just you being insecure anon. You gotta fake it until you make it.

>>29032272
I'll dream about someone caring about you tonite.
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>>29030251
>posts face in every thread
>people still fall for it
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>>29027914
yop 25
Every birthday i thought that this was going to be the last year of me being virgin
Only few month ago I accepted that I will probably be a wizard
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>>29032347
falling for what?

he is pretty ugly and it's not surprising he doesn't have a gf
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30 in a few months.
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>>29031857

There aren't even a million people within an hour's driving distance of me, let alone femanons.
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>>29032014
i'd be very embarrassed to tell somebody and it's one of the main reasons i don't try anymore

wouldn't date a weird girl out of desperation

why would people be mean and obnoxious? most people would be happy or you genuinely, but your head is fucked up and you take it the wrong way
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>>29030111
I love the blue undies. I hate how /fit/ guys pull the legs up to show off their legs. Get a pair of low rise briefs for posing photos cmonnnn
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>>29030251
5/10
You keep posting that every day. You know why you aren't getting laid friendo. You have brown eyes, an avg face, and look like a serial killer.
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>>29033013
I hate how women
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>>29031350
Yes, I've given up. My parents still mention me starting a family from time to time and it makes me want to curl up. I've accepted my genetics shouldn't be passed on.
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>>29033013

P-plz no bully.
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>>29033178
god damn it can't i scroll through the front page without seeing a naked man for christ's sake
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>>29032687

>most people would be happy or you genuinely, but your head is fucked up and you take it the wrong way

On one side, I am aware of how paranoid and deluded I might sound, but on the other hand I am convinced that's how they would secretly think. There must be a psychological phenomenon where I'm kind of like projecting my own thoughts onto other people, while being actually right.
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>>29033346

Stop caring what other people think and live for yourself. I am also at the point where I'm going to just lower my standards to rock bottom. I'm not worried about keeping up with the jones or impressing anyone. I'm trying to get my dick sucked.
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>>29027914
26 reporting in.
I'm pretty sure I had the opportunity to have sex twice as well since I got the same girl into bed on two separate occasions but it just didn't pan out. Nothing ever happened in my entire life outside of that.
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Lost it at 15. Sex is fun and all, but women are barely the same species as men. Y'all aren't missing out on much
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>>29031560
We're all defeated by society anon. There's no point fighting against it, we've already lost.
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>>29027914
26 but gotten a blowjob before does that count?
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>>29029855
>Are you fat?
nope
>Extremely short?
nope
>Ugly?
nope
>Just awkward?
nope


had my chance to lose my virginity many times but I keep rejecting girls for not being virgins. I want to lose it to another virgin but I think that is impossible at this age.
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I'm just a couple months away from becoming a wizard. I would ask you to wish me luck but I don't really need it.
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I'm 24 years old and I'm posting in this thread >:]
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>>29033932
no, not really chad
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>>29029373
Opening up to people only gives them ammunition to use against you. Seriously don't do it. Lie if you have to. But for God's sake don't open up. Please.
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27 here. I'll probably even make it to 28 since the only cute female at work is a 44 year old milf who is the opposite of me.
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im not a virgin, but i guess its pretty bad as well when you had it one or twice before and just cant seem to pull it off anymore.
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>>29032461
be sure to let us know what powers you get, wise one.
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Hit 25 a couple months ago.

Though, I guess in my case it's more about choice. Being asexual, I haven't had any desire to even try to have sex. I didn't even masturbate until I was 21.

I'm apparently going to lose my virginity in the coming months, so that's something to look forward to. I suppose.
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>>29028137
I know this feel too well. Women seem repulsed by me when I'm in their presence. I ain't perfect but I've seen women with chubby bfs and bfs with shitty asshole personalities.

>Wear perfume which is suppose to get compliments.
>Nope.
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26 in a month. I hate my life. Wish I had drugs.
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>>29034393
lethal injection?
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>>29034455
Nah I just want to be content in apathy. Death scares me, I'm afraid it might suck as much as life or maybe even more.
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>>29034240
you must smush the milf

>dream of a friendly milf who will teach me sex and giggle at my attempts
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21. Only 4 more years to go but I'm sure I won't make it. It's just that I don't really care to make it. Sex isn't all that interesting to me when I have fapping and can resort to that when I get hard.

I can be social when I want to, so I guess it's just laziness. Anyone get this feel? If I tried really hard, it could probably happen, but I don't think it's worth my effort.
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>>29034901
Same for different reasons. I'm just too interested in computers(machines in general also) and acquired a lot of their "traits". I have a suspicion I'm slowly training myself to be a psychopath.
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>>29031339
>Enlighten me then Descartes. What key nugget of essential truth am I missing?

I think I can explain what he's suggesting you pursue. Whenever someone advises a wizard like ourselves seek Enlightenment, he means it in the sense the Buddha meant it. He's saying that men like us should "aspire" to nirvana.

The thing about nirvana is that it is not some great transcendental knowledge or state of grace. At least, not in its original sense. Nirvana is extinguishment. It is murdering what is vital in one's self, the drives that makes one human. Remember that the Buddha was horrified by the prospect of having to be reincarnated again and again, bound to the endlessly spinning Wheel of Sorrows. What the Buddha sought was not eternal life, but eternal death. The central tenet of Buddhism is "anatman", in other words "no soul". Nirvana is suicide in its purest sense.

We wizards have the same drives and desires as all men do, and yet we have no hope of ever satisfying them. We belong to that tiny tribe of men that no woman wants. The impulses that are good and healthy in most men become evil and sick when housed in men like us. And those impulses afflict us accordingly. Every wizard is also a demoniac, after all.

When people tell us to seek Enlightenment, they are telling us to exorcise these painful impulses. They are suggesting we become nothing more than zombies, neutered and lobotomized. After all, men like ourselves have no hope of anything better, right?

Well, I reject that kind of Enlightenment. If women must perceive me as a monster, I'll at least suffer as a man. To exist as one of the living dead, a man who cannot live as most men live, is terrible to be sure.

But to be "Enlightened", to be one of the dead living, is even worse.
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25 year old creator of MemeCat here. Life is suffering desu lads. This meme just won't take off.
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>>29034800
I wish, but like I said she's the opposite of me. She works all the overtime whereas I'm a lazy faggot who misses the NEET life, she goes to the gym and shit vs. I'm fat, she's a social butterfly and I'm a quiet loser...

I also think she's scared of me raping or hurting her when we're alone even though I would never do either.
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>>29030942
yeah feminism was the biggest shit test of all time and men are falling for it. the betas were promise lots of sex after the sexual liberation but instead the women decide to fuck niggers and criminal thugs instead.
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>>29030942
>school shooter

Pretty unlikely. I have a lot of repressed rage but my laziness overall trumps everything. I'm kinda satisfied with the NEET life. Just sitting around, playing vidya. 'Least I don't get to care about this shit world.
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25. Someone please get me off this ride. Literally can't have sex due to phimosis and too embarrassed about my micropenis to see a doctor about it.

Went to a doctor at 17 to sort it out and the female doctor literally bust out laughing when she saw it. Told me there was nothing wrong with it too (as if she didn't just laugh straight in my fucking face about it moments beforehand).
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>>29035077
I came up with things that have taken off and it won't make your life any better. I've only come up with small things like words though. Fampai being one of them and britbong, actually those are the only two on this site. Feels meh
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>>29031350
only if you are a virgin and truth worthy or else you are never going to get me. you can be the hottest girl on earth but if you are not a virgin and you want to cuck me I would not bother.
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>>29029712
Ebbin post :::::DDDD
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once you reach a certain age you realize there's just something fundamentally wrong with you.
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>>29027914
Lost mine at 18. I was one of the last ones too. Most lost theirs freshman year. Being a kv most br more horrible than I could ever imagine
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>>29029266
No friends either jeues Christ
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>>29027914
i just came here to laugh at you
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>>29033932
How did you get a bj with getting laid? Was it a man?
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>realize true love is a lie. Women are always looking for a better-looking guy with more social status and money
>"love" is a fancy way of saying that you're settling for someone who is good enough, but that if you find someone better, you'll take the upgrade
>lose interest in sex, now that I realize that true love doesn't really exist
>all interest in women goes away
>can finally enjoy myself and play some VIDEO GAMES
Feels good man
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it's never too late robots, you just gotta believe
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>had countless opportunities to have sex
>have irrational fears of getting a girl pregnant
>hate the thought of having 18 years of my salary taken away
>won't even let a girl suck my dick in case she steals my sperm and gets herself pregnant
I seen too many of my friends get chicks pregnant and ruin their lives. I would rather have my money.
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>>29027914
27, and probably gonna be for a while. I should of moved out of my parents house years ago when I had a decent job. Now I'm fucked until I graduate in 2 years.
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Just turned 28 last week, my father wants to take me to a hooker, I don't know, i really hate my body and even imagining myself with a women i paid for... makes me ashamed.

My father is very christian, he is the one who forbid me to draw and watch cartoons because the bible says they are Satanic, and also fears I am an homosexual because I still watch them and draw them in secret and he probably knows...

I am considering on killing myself, i mean, I am going hell anyways.
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28

hate my life and will likely kill myself before 30
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>>29029855
Morbidly obese, ugly, awkward. Literally no hope. 31 here, just waiting to die.
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>>29029373
>No one to talk to. No one to open up to. No one to commiserate with. No one to share my innermost thoughts and feelings with.

You better not try to do that with a roastie, it won't end well.
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26/kissless, danceless, circumcised permaMDD virgin here. Was asked if I was gay at my last psychiatrist appointment. I wanna die because I can't creampie a pussy lol.
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Turning 27 end of summer

Woop woop
It was never a priority for me, in fact I avoided girls on purpose, they can't be trusted and I never have anything in common with the ones i've met.

I'm just pretty terrible at socialising, specially in groups, where I would just fade into a corner trying to dissapear from the situation, girls only ever took pity on me
I've never had high self-esteem and never approached any girl in real life

my brother's gf tried hooking me with one of her friends; single mom, broken english and is a smoker. I didn't have the balls to speak to her properly and avoided any encounters like the plague. That was a year ago, I still think I dodged a bullet, fuck kids at least i'm not khhv WITH a kid dear god
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>>29031350
26yo virgin here
I have completely given up
At this point, any attention given to me I would treat as deviously hostile
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>all these bitches crying about tfwnogf
Who cares? Women aren't worth shit, anyway.

For ages I wanted a girlfriend because I thought, "wow! It would be like having a friend that I can cuddle with and maybe even have sex with!" NUH UH NIGGA THAT'S WRONG! Go have a conversation with a woman. Go on. Do it. They are vapid. They have no personality. When boys become men, they develop a personality. Men are expected to work hard, and take all of life's rejections on the chin. And that makes men build character. Women, conversely, are allowed to live an easy live and get lots of emotional support when life rejects them.

Women are hollow. They have nothing special about them. They have no charisma, or humor, or any defining traits. They are borderline aspies when compared to men. I have only had one, maybe two decent conversations with a woman. But a man I can talk to all day and actually exchange ideas.

Some women actually have character, but those ones are VERY few and far between. Women are only useful for sex, and hookers provide that. You want love and companionship? Well women are always trying to climb their way up the ladder to get to Chad, so you would just be a stepping stone. And women provide less companionship and loyalty than ANY pet. Even a goldfish would love you more than a non-relative woman ever would.

You are missing out on nothing except maybe sex. But cheap-ass hos offer sex at cheap-ass rates.
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>>29038381
You forgot to add this....
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>>29038381
you think animals cuddle with each other because lolrandom?

no, it's that animals, us included, have a strong desire for affection. people who don't get it become depressed.
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Almost 28.

Just never happened. I also never talk to women my age.
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>>29038592
>ANIMALS DO IT SO WE MUST TOO!
Animals also do a lot of things you don't do, so what makes a desire for affection any different?

You are not an animal. You are a human. Sure, there will always be a part of you that longs for affection, but humans have always done a good job of using reason and logic to go against our nature when needed.

It's pretty simple, really. You SHOULD think in a process like this
>gee i want a girlfriend. my balls are full and i gotta bust my nuts. plus some companionship is likely good for me
>oh wait kids cost a lot of money and will make my quality of life worse. sorry Darwin, i don't want kids
>oh wait women are shit, take money, and will cheat when a good enough alternative comes along
>oh wait why the fuck do i want a girlfriend, again? they're shit

See how this works? Why are you getting stuck at the first step? Be a real man and get sour grapes over not having a girlfriend. If you are getting stuck at the first step then you clearly haven't spoken to enough women to know that 99% of them are horrible humans.

Sure, I long for an ideal relationship just like anyone else. I would kill for a kind, caring girlfriend. But that ain't gonna happen. And I would rather die alone and unloved than settle for some vile cunt who is interested in the best-looking meal ticket she can get.
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>>29038801
It doesn't matter what you tell yourself. The desire for affection never goes away. Like an emptiness that is always gnawing inside you. There is a reason why guys without female companionship generally do not have great mental health.
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For those of you who have not given up yet; are you looking for sex or affection?
What would you tell yourself 10 years ago to prevent becoming a wizard/almost wizard?
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>>29038866
>It doesn't matter what you tell yourself.
Sure it does. You gotta embrace the sour grapes. You want something you can't have, right? So why not weigh up the pros and cons of what you want exactly, so you can (as accurately as you can) determine how much you want a girlfriend?

>The desire for affection never goes away.
Never said it does. But there are a lot of desires that will never go away. I desire to be King of the Universe. But that won't happen. So I adjust my expectations. Just like I want a kind, caring girlfriend. But that won't happen. So I ask myself what is the closest thing I can get to a kind, caring girlfriend; and the closest thing is not close enough for me to even bother.

>There is a reason why guys without female companionship generally do not have great mental health.
Oh, yeah, for sure. I agree. No doubt about it. But you gotta make the best of your situation.

I am sure that not having a girlfriend has mentally damaged me. But I weigh up the pros and cons of having a kind, caring girlfriend. I work out how attainable it is. I work out the next-best alternative. And I assess whether the next-best alternative is good enough. It's not. I suggest you try doing the same. I am still not happy about not having a girlfriend, but I feel a lot less suicidal now.

It's all damage control.
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>>29038980
i haven't given up hope, i'm not some hideous fat mongoloid, i just drop too much autismo around people because severe anxiety problems. i'm not looking for anything though.

i don't know what i'd tell myself. i was always meant to end up here
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>>29039059
It sounds like we're at similar places. But for me at least, this destination I've arrived at is just perpetual numbness. A caring girlfriend isn't very attainable but not much else seems to be either.
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>>29027914
31 year old khv here, I grew up fat and ugly, didn't lose the weight until my late twenties and by then it was too late. Growing up fat made me always ashamed of my body and so I was always trying to hide it with shitty clothes. My family also moved around a lot so I never had any close childhood friends.

Anyways, I actually lost 100 pounds when I was 28 and have been lifting since, I look better now than I ever have in my life and I would say that I look better than the average guy. I also now have a good job and own a new car and a house, however I feel like my life has finally gotten to the point where I like it and I just don't see the appeal in chasing women. I could probably get one now but I have no experience with it and honestly why risk ruining what has turned out to be a decent life just so I can have sex? Is it really that much better than masturbation?
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>>29039110
I hope that you find someone who will love you forever, senpai.
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>>29029373
You look a bit like that harper mercer fag.
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>>29039192
I'll give you some advice. Obviously this will differ from person to person, but I found it worked well for me.

Find an incredibly shit-tier girl. I'm talking a fat, ugly, single-mom living on welfare who has a lazy eye. Real bottom-of-the-barrel stuff. At worst, you're probably like a 2/10 guy, right? You can EASILY get a bottom-of-the-barrel girlfriend. Either fuck her, or talk to her and realize how much you DON'T want a girlfriend.

I was talking to a really ugly chick a while back that I met on the internet. REAL ugly. REAL fat, too. Landwhale wasn't the word for it. I got a load of nudes of her. Full-body nudes, too. She said she wanted to have sex with me and all sorts of stuff, but only after she found out how much money I make. And that was enough to validate my life. I think a lot of the problem I had with not having a girlfriend was that I thought I was unlovable. As soon as I found out that I am not the most disgusting person on the planet, I was happy. There is no way I would ever even shake hands with this girl, but she made me realize that if I wanted to, I could get a girlfriend.

But JUST having a girlfriend isn't enough for me. I want a kind girl who is actually a decent human, who likes me for me, and wouldn't cheat. Won't happen. Because of that, I feel a bitter-sweetness. Bitter that I will never get a girlfriend who I like, but sweet that it could never happen, anyway. Now I am pretty much content with earning passive income and being drunk constantly. I am having the most fun I have ever had, because I have finally managed to move on and accept that I will never have a girlfriend in this lifetime.

The sadness I feel about not having a girlfriend is similar to the sadness I feel about never being a billionaire; it seems so unrealistic that it doesn't even bother me. That is what you should strive for, if you can.

Again, what works for me may not work for you. I'm sure you'll be fine, though. JUST TOUGH IT OUT NIGGA!
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>>29038980
I don't think I could have said anything to change it, at least I still don't know how I could change myself around

I guess I would have told myself to stop being such a negative fuck and be more friendly
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was khv until 29.75, dont lose hope guys
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>>29039436
>IT WAS 29.75 YEARS, GUYS! I WASNT A WIZARD I SWEAR! I MADE IT IN TIME
yeah yeah gandalf. whatever you say
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27, lost mine a couple of months ago. my life is still complete shit though, and im completely hopeless, still gonna kill myself pretty soon.
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I'm a 26 year old virgin

The sad part is when I was in highschool I was actually asked out by a number of girls but turned them away because I was afraid of being embarrassed in front of my retard virgin friends. Back then I was covered in acne, rarely bathed, and wore the same clothes daily while obviously being poor as shit.
Now I lift weights frequently, bathe properly, wearing decent clothes, keep a respectable haircut, etc. Women give me so little attention that I don't have the chance to practice and am caught off guard when a girl actually speaks to me. I'm also afraid that by now most adult girls have already had dozens of dicks inside them so they would be very disappointed in my performance.

I don't want to lose it to a hooker because its not so much about the sex (I can just jack off for that) but the thought of someone actually liking me enough to be intimate. Then again I would gladly live the remainder of my life as a virgin if it meant having a group of friends.
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In my late teens/early twenties I told myself I'd commit suicide at 30 unless I was able to kiss a girl, be in some kind of relationship with a girl even if it's for a short time (like boyfriend and girlfriend), or have sex, and for every one of those I manage I'd delay my suicide a year until I complete them all. Pretty arbitrary, I know.

I'm 26 now, kissless virgin but not hugless (although it's been a while since I've even gotten that) and in an even worse spot than I was back then. At least back then I worked part time and went to school regularly, and had a few chances with girls I just never took, but now I'm a NEET and the only girls I know I'm either not interested in or they've been in a relationship for longer than I've known them.

I just recently started looking for a job because I want more money, I did work at a local university until a year ago but it was literally once or twice a month, for $8/hr six hours at a time, so it was practically nothing. I'm also only two classes away from getting some bullshit Business Associates degree, so I've been trying to focus on those two things instead of worrying about girls.

I wouldn't be against being in a relationship for the first time at this age, it just feels like it would be awkward since it would be expected to not be my first time for this sort of thing. Like I know people my age who are married and some even have kids, and I'm happy for them but at the same time it feels like some weird joke or trend I'm just not in on.
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>>29029373
Dude those glasses look awful, get contacts or a different pair. Otherwise you look fine
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30 KHV
Fell for the tinder meme and it completely devastated me. Have 0 friends and hanging out by yourself where i live is weird as fuck. I got 0 confidence so it'd be irrelevant if i actually went out.
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>>29039625

Wow you're basically me except I'm 25 and still doing this little bullshit part time job.
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>>29039459
>IT WAS 29.75 YEARS, GUYS! I WASNT A WIZARD I SWEAR! I MADE IT IN TIME
>yeah yeah gandalf. whatever you say

In all fairness, a man who a woman desires has no right to the unenviable title of "wizard". It matters little what age he is when he experiences sexual affection; the fact he does so is proof positive he was an actual human being all along. One that Nature and God brand a wizard has no hope of experiencing that; it was impossible from the moment he first drew breath.

And really, the character of Gandalf is not really the best example of the kind of wizard we're discussing, is he? From what I recall from reading Tolkien's stories as a little boy, Gandalf was a demigod that people mistook for a man.

The old virgin male we refer to as a "wizard" in these sorts of threads is the exact opposite. He is a man that people perceive to be a demon. Which is understandable, I suppose. How else is the damnation of another man thinkable unless we believe him to be a devil?
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All you virgins need to swallow your pride and start fucking hookers

The way you talk about wanting a GF for intimacy and to share your feelings is just PATHETIC. Cut that shit out right now and man up

Start visiting whores and knock that push off its pedestal - fuck them hand, slap their tits around, manhandle them, mark your scent on their tits and faces

You are all emasculated faggots who have voluntary surrendered their power. Learn the power of the COCK and rediscover what it is to be a man!
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>>29040767
still doesn't get it

>you morons trying to complete vidya games are retarded, i just go to leetcheats.com and get the codes to unlock everything immediately
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>>29039387
>The sadness I feel about not having a girlfriend is similar to the sadness I feel about never being a billionaire; it seems so unrealistic that it doesn't even bother me

>>29039625
>Like I know people my age who are married and some even have kids, and I'm happy for them but at the same time it feels like some weird joke or trend I'm just not in on.

Same. That is the main thing that bothers me, my mental illness and how different I am from normal people.

I don't want a girlfriend. I want a completely different brain/personality first, and then I want a girlfriend.

Talking to people, sharing stuff, going out, enjoying life, is just incomprehensible to me.

I don't like talking, parties, eating out, travelling, so what would I do with a woman anyway? She'd be bored as fuck after 15 minutes.
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>>29038075
This pretty much. I'm still just 21 but I've given up on the whole love, sex, romance thing as it really seems like way too much effort.
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daily reminder that lumping all women together makes you no better than those #yesallmen femibitches
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can the bald, glasses, briefs dude post again? he's cool as shit. which part of georgia my dude
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>>29038381
>>29038801
This. I'm still a virgin but I don't really care. If I want to bust a nut, there's fapping. It really is no fucking different where and through what you cum with.

The thing is I socialize with women a lot, but often enough I get self-friendzoned. I don't even blame them for this, the only thing I can blame them for is not being direct with me and telling me whether they want to fuck me or not. I'm overall plain looking, so with my socializing with women skills I could probably get a gf if I try. The problem is I don't really care to try. When I weight in all the shit anon brought up, I don't really care for having a girlfriend. Would I like to finally not be a virgin? Sure. Will I strive to achieve it? Fucking unlikely. I'm a lazy person by nature, I don't care to improve my plain body to become Chad when the Chad I know from school is now a fat ass and overweight.

>>29040767
>>29041345
I think if I eventually stop being lazy I'd go rent a hooker and get 'virginity loss' off of my 'to do' list. And to the second anon I quoted, I actually do that often. When I get bored with a game I open up cheats and finish it that way or have some fun with those cheats in general.

Overall you guys need to stop giving as much of a fuck. You can keep fapping and playing vidya. Not sure how to fix your tfw no friends issue though, since I have several groups of friends I talk with. At least several guys from those groups I'm pretty sure are virgins as well. One of them is shitter looking than me and is trying to get laid via tinder - good luck.
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>>29043037
*not telling me
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I hate everything that led me to make this post right now....
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It's not even about experiencing sex

It's about correcting the power imbalance you have let dvelop between yourself and women

I suggest you star visiting whores, not just nice to experience 'intimacy', but many times to (dozens) to enjoy and become accustomed to dominate the weaker sex.

Women should not be exalted or ignored, instead they should be yours to exploit as you feel - not just sexually, but in every way

Women concern themselves over their looks, social status, affability, eft - fuck all that shit. You are a make and that's all there is to it

The whore is your key to happiness and self realisation. I repeat - do not treat this as an 'experience' or a thing to 'tick of the bucket list'. You are there purely as a means if self discovery and self actualisation
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>>29044647

But anon, I'm poor and pussy is horribly overpriced. A dozen visits would cost as much as I spend in six months, including rent and all.
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> 25EV
> fill out surveys to gain some small bucks
> this one company's surveys always ask first if I'm still single
> they think I have a chance

Adorable.
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any of the hookers I've been a with have been very, very specific about no rough stuff. I remember once grabbing a handful of titty in the heat of the moment as she rode me, and she shrieked that I was being way too rough and it would leave a mark.

kind of turned me off prozis for a while.
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>>29038753
trebor.................................
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>>29045523

Try asian hookers (fresh off the boat type) or very young whores (only been in the biz a little while).
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>>29029373
Do you have an okcupid because that looks like an okcupid picture
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25 here. In some ways life gets better being older because your expectations are lower. At 18 I thought being 25 would mean I would have a nice job and at least 1 relationship. At 24 I learnt to be ok with being a dropout minimum wageslave with not much else going on. Does anyone else feel this way?
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Turned 29 in may 30.
Starting to embrace the ways of a wizard.
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>>29030942
Feminism has nothing to do with my failures. 50 years ago I would have been an eternal beta trapping myself in a marriage with some bitter frigid harpy.
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>>29048004
I know that feel too well.
As a 29 years old. All i want is to be left alone and play vidya when i get home.
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If you're a male virgin there's still hope. I'm 27 and not male and so I lost any chances of losing my virginity a long time ago.

It's weird for males or females to be a virgin at my age, but even worse for females. Men want women that other men want. Being a female virgin signifies that you're undesirable. Men never have to let women know they're a virgin.
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>turning 26 next month
>spent the last 2 months doing nothing but work on my PhD
>no, really, 14 hours a day, maybe 20-30 minutes shitposting here
>gf is getting sad I'm always away

why
am
I
not
dead
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>>29031350
Well I know this is over 25's but I'm 18 (Virgin) and that is more or less my situation.
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>>29048404
>It's hard being a female virgin
I wish this meme would die.
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>>29048801
I'm skinny and pretty but my autism scares everyone off. I came pretty close to fucking a Chad but backed out because we didn't connect intellectually.
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>>29048404
Ok, I'll marry you, location/contact info, thanks.
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>>29048846
> I came pretty close to fucking a Chad
Yes if you are a woman it's not hard to get some one to fuck you. Now please stop with the its so hard i'll never lose my virginity bullshit.
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>>29048352
W-whoa! Are you completely stressed out at work or something? You're looking about 40 there bro.

You need a drastic life change.
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>>29048801
You're a freak if you're a woman and you didn't lose your virginity in your teens

>>29048859
Being 25+ we should all know that internet relationships don't work
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>>29049755
>Being 25+ we should all know that internet relationships don't work
Fuck off with that shit, either say you're alone by choice because you're waiting for Chad or accept the offer.
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>>29029254
how did you lost it?Girlfriend?Hookup?
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>>29027914
waz up?
so, how you all being?
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25 kissless here not even fat women want to have sex with me
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>>29028386
It's not just the sex though. It's feeling completely worthless as a human being.

>>29034391
I'll never understand women. And I'm done with trying to "improve" myself. Most people don't have to change their personality/appearance to have sex, it comes naturally to pretty much everyone. Perhaps it's best for the species if I don't reproduce.
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32 yo kv here. I do a lot of social dancing though, so I get to rub my chest against tits, thighs against thighs, throw flirty glances, and lead girls around the floor like a dominant alpha male.

But in the end I'm just too socially retarded to take it further, so I remain the castrate entertainer of the ladies, the Farinelli of the dancefloor. Feels conflicted man.
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>>29049809
Wanting a real life relationship doesn't mean you are waiting for Chad
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>>29050441
If there's a single woman that you've been there with a while, you should just say that the two of you should go out sometime. You're in a good position
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>>29038208
you're not going hell, anon. You did nothing wrong, you're just unlucky and sad, like all of us.
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>>29050517

Sounds reasonable, but like so many older kvs, I'm mortally afraid of her finding out about my virginity and autism, showing that whole time I've just been larping a Chad. Or in simpler terms, having an awkward date.
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Please help me oldfags

I am 21 years old and a university dropout with no work experience. Living at home is hell and I need to leave. What is the best job I can hope for to get out of here as soon as possible and live alone?
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>>29050641
You don't have to tell her you're a virgin if you don't want to. Go on a date where there's a smaller chance of it being awkward. Quick drinks then cinema is a good first date because there's a bit of talking and loosening up before, a whole load of not talking in the middle, and then after you can talk about the film if there's nothing else to talk about.
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>>29048404
> Men want women that other men want

You've got it backwards. The reverse is true. Women are attracted to high status men with many sexual partners, as the social onus is on men to attract women, not for women to initiate with men. There's a reason why polygyny but not polyandry exists. Female virginity has literally always been valued. Whereas us male virgins have always been seen as weak and undesirable.
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>>29027914
I'm slowly coming to terms with the fact that I'm 26 almost amonth now

I promised myself I'd look like tom Hardy in Warrior at 25
I promised myself I'd not be a virgin at 25
I promised myself I'd be able to play the solo to that one song I really love at 25
I promised myself I'd not be miserable all the time at 25
oh well..
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>>29050468
Why does it have to stay on the internet?
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>26 year old kissless handholdless virgin

And yet I've had girls show interest in me, I'm just so fucking reclusive, paranoid and lacking in experience that I can't make good on it. Just fuck my shit up, family.
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Sucking dick and eating ass doesn't count, right? I did kiss, though.
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>>29050815
Here's a handy guide faggot:
- get money
- get roids
- get hookers
Now that you look good and you're not a virgin anymore, time for a real gf:
- buy drugs
- exchange drugs for gf status
And you made it. Faggot.
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>>29027914
>tfw most intimate i,mnkmmfhvjm9hiu;
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>>29050382
>It's not just the sex though. It's feeling completely worthless as a human being.

This is what I don't think a lot of people realize. It's not the act of sex, it's the feeling that nobody has ever shown any interest in me, romantically. It's an incredibly lonely painful feeling.
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>tfw three years ago i nursed three rats
>with my nippls
>mfw
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>>29050935
are you a grill?

do you have milk still?
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>>29050935

>tfw even fuckin' rats have lived & enjoyed my fetish before me.
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27 male here.

Except I have bf and we fuck like rabbits
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>>29051215

you at least have real life boi pussy. I've got this crusty onahole that is starting to stink.
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>>29038208
>Just turned 28 last week, my father wants to take me to a hooker,
>My father is very christian

What a bizarre bit of hypocrisy. However, strange it may seem at first blush, it's hardly surprising.

A fundamentalist can easily maintain silly laws and rules that have no bearing on life as it actually is. He is at liberty to condemn cartoons because said cartoons don't play a central role in the human experience. He can call such things sinful without a second thought because doing so has no impact on the desires that are most central to living as human beings live.

It's when it comes to sex that the true hypocrisy of these people rears its head. They may claim to celebrate chastity and virginity and all of the rest, but on some level they know they are lying. Because the virgin is sick, the wizard is an aberration. He has strayed from Mother Nature in some significant way. he has become a cancer infesting her body. Suffer not a witch to live...

So the fundamentalist father is willing to betray his nominal beliefs for the sake of his more honest instincts. He senses a kind sickness in the old virgin, and feels compelled to do whatever he can to drive it out. He is a Christian after all, and what Christian doesn't believe a demon should be exorcised?

Of course, a prostitute can't cast a wizard's demons out. It is not a lack of orgasm that afflicts him but, rather, the fact that he is undesirable in a radical sense. Sure, there may be some way of driving out evil spirits that come from the devil. But it is Nature itself that makes a man a wizard. How can anyone hope to exorcise a demon sent by God?
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>>29050865
Distance means it would have to
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>>29051666
>666
But... I'm also in hell!
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26 year old virgin reporting.

I'm not alone though since I have mai waifu.
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>>29052556
>mai waifu.

This kind of thinking is reserved for 18 year old sad boys. Time to come of age.
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>>29053151
That's a nice opinion.
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>>29053179
azumanga daioh is older than some of the posters on this board. You need to let go of the meme.
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>>29053274
Why exactly? For whose benefit? Yours? I don't think I will.
>let go of the meme
When last I checked Azumanga Daioh was an anime series, not a meme.
I'll never let it go.
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>>29053315
Anime/manga series, for the pedants on here.
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>>29031196
Yeah... Just one problem... You're 41...
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>>29053315
>When last I checked Azumanga Daioh was an anime series, not a meme.

No, """"waifu"""" is the meme, which is reserved solely for 14-20 year olds who unironically cling to the idea of a entirely fictional character mutually sharing an emotion bond and kinship as a coping mechanism for being a complete fucking loser.

>I'll never let it go.

You're 26, the anime girl does and has never existed on our plane of existence, nor would she ever care for you or love you. it is time to move on.
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>>29051442

this is an okay post for a tripfag but it's also worth mentioning that the church has historically had a place for virgin men.
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>>29053634
>this post

I'd far rather continue being me and having her than ever trade places with you, that is for sure. You seem really depressed/negative.
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28, virgin. there's no allure in losing it for me unless i actually like the person.
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right here
my life consists of going to work and sitting on my pc in my free time
i dont really have any hobbies outside things you can do online

ive self diagnosed myself with some mental illness, i wont even use online dating like pof or tinder because i feel im being watched. im not even ugly
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>>29053709
>You seem really depressed/negative.

No, I'm a realist. This thread is *overall a pretty good example of people who've long come to terms with their loneliness, frustrations and overall futility of their lives and speaking hard truths. But here you are still holding on to teenage delusions and frilly memes, you're literally a child at the adults table.

You don't belong in this thread. Leave.
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>>29053972
I ain't reading all that shit. You're wasting your time and mine now.

Like you said earlier, let go.
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>>29053994
>I ain't reading all that shit.

3 sentences.

okay, child.
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>>29054036
3 sentences or 300, why do you think I'd be interested in what you have to say.
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>>29054963
>why do you think I'd be interested in what you have to say.

you took nearly an hour to reply (after many attempts I'm sure )that's why.

I got in your little head & woke you the fuck up and its eating away at you.
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Turning 27 next week.

Seriously considering just getting a hooker.

I live in the Netherlands so it's legal.
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>>29055478
>I live in the Netherlands so it's legal.

Hell, it's probably part of some government social service taken care of by the tax payer.
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I am a tiny dicked, manlet, balding, ugly as fuck, still lives at home NEET, at age 24.

Went on POF and even I got a couple reply-backs, and eventually a pretty decent 5/10 gf who likes me and we fuck fairly regularly.

Try dating sites homies. I am 1000% sure I'm uglier than all of you combined, but I still managed the impossible.

Just put yourself out there.
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>>29055792

This must be a troll of some kind because I was under the impression that women were quite picky about their dates online.
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Hey guys, im 21, i know i don't belong here but..

If you could travel 3 years back, what would you say to yourself to prevent this current madness what is your life?
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>>29055823
I'd tell myself to kill myself.
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27 year old KHV wagecuck.

I can't even imagine having a gf now. Where the fuck do normies find the time. I just want to spend my precious little free time in isolation. Being around people all day is killing me.

I don't really want to get married or have kids so the idea of seeking out a gf seems pointless. Why put myself in a position to get pressured into something I don't want?
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>>29038309

I'll creampie my qt gf in ur honor fammo
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>>29038381

>Vapid

When this word comes out of a niggas mouth you know he's never got his dick wet
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>>29038801

I highly doubt you'd even be able to snag that hypothetical "vile cunt". You must of convinced your yourself you've made some noble choice in the matter.

Sad
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>>29055981
She said, straight-up, that she wanted to blow me. So, yeah, I think I had a chance.
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>>29055931
>niggas
And when someone uses this word you know they're fucking retarded and have the maturity and mentality of a 13 year old trying hard to be cool. Your life is embarrassing.
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>>29035324

Maybe she was laughing at your massive insecurities and not your dick

Just a thought senpai
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>>29055931

Fuck off normie nigger. Go back to Vine cancer
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>>29029373
>>29029901

Here I was, just stalking away, sure I wasn't going to comment. But then I saw your posts, mate.

I wish I had an answer to give, helpful advice or some of that long lost hope like the lies we were told as kids about how things were going to get better. But I don't. But there's another kind of hope I can give, I suppose.

All my life I've been in a situation very similar to yours. I've been the nice guy. Not a witless, submissive tool mind you, just nice. I've always been helpful, always understanding, always supportive. I'm well educated, have a great, respected job with a great pay... and yet, I have never once ever been hit on by a woman. And while with tremendous effort, money, time and energy I was finally able to get someone to have sex with me after being KHV until my 30's... I can honestly say that I've never felt any kind of love, or that kindness returned that I've always felt was my duty to give others.

So, I know it's not fair. It's not even fucking natural, and I don't even believe in supernatural. It's fucking unbelievable, lottery jackpot winner level unlikely that with all this time and effort, among all my numerous friends, I'm the fucking only one who was born with some kind of a curse that I would never be loved. I don't understand it on a logical level, this wasn't supposed to be possible, realistically speaking.

BUT, and here's the thing. After about 34, things changed. After truly losing all hope, all belief, my priorities sort of shifted, my desires became more tempered. After over 3 decades of increasing sadness and despair, all that's left now is acceptance.

While it's not happiness, it's infinitely better than the constant pressure of despair and depression. And now, I no longer feel guilty just skipping all those social events and just wasting every single second of my available free time sitting alone in my home, fiddling with my computer.
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>>29056606
(...cont)

This might sound like cruel, but it's a relatively decent existence. Even the pressure of having to find excuses to explain to my friends and colleagues and parents about why I haven't gotten a family or a GF like literally every single other person I know, it doesn't matter anymore.

I don't give a fuck about what they think, because I'm just too damned tired. So I'd rather accept that there are things in life you have literally no power over, why fret over them? Yes, love and intimacy would be nice, but since they're a lie, they're no different from losing sleep over because you weren't born Clark Kent and superman... the thought is just so idiotically outlandish you can't possibly make your real life goals about something as childish as that.

And as you said, ultimately, there's death. I love the idea of death for that reason. Something that I dreaded and feared more than anything in my teens - my mortality - has become a sort of passive saviour.

Death, makes sure that no-one blessed with normal love, gets to enjoy that forever. And it makes sure our suffering will never last longer than blip, after which we won't feel a thing. It's the ultimate equalizer, making the most romantic, perfect relationship in the world completely pointless and nonexistent. And that brings me pleasure.

Needless to say, I'm not a nice guy anymore either. I've run out of energy to care, that small thought in the back of your head that being nice to a girl might actually make them like me? I haven't believed that bullshit in a decade. There is literally nothing I can do right, that would matter. So by consequence, there's nothing I could do wrong, that could make matters any worse either.

Sorry for making this about me, when it was supposed to be about you. But, yeah, I feel you, and may we both die and find peace from this useless sack of shit that is life some day, just like all those others who got so much more than they needed, never mind deserved.
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>>29029712
I know anon, I know.
Spring and summer are the worst.

I understand your anger over wasted youth, I know this pain. I still can feel how warm were summers when I was 15yo, but I wasted it all in from of computer and fighting with my mind but I also know a guy who is 33yo, he makes plenty of cash and burn like 2k usd each friday/saturday, he seems pretty happy right now in this moment.

Life still can be pretty good after you are over 30.
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>>29056801
>Life still can be pretty good after you are over 30.
If you're rich as fuck.
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>>29056801
itshislilsister.jpg

nice shit post faggot.
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>>29056974
Were I was shitposting?
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Turned 25 a couple of weeks ago. Kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin. Have never even held a completely non-school-related conversation with a girl. To be fair, I've never tried. Never have really wanted a girlfriend. Not saying I'm capable of getting one - I'm not. But I'm ok with not having one.

I don't have a job, and I don't even have a license. My goal is to become a wizard. At this point, I'm so close, I might as well. Not that I'm in any "danger" of failing that - there's no way in fuck I could land a pussy if I wanted to. I live with my mom (obviously), and even my older brother still lives here. (He is equally nolife as I am, but I think he may have managed to get laid in college; I'm not sure. We don't talk about that kind of stuff. He does have a job and can drive. He pisses his money away on useless crap, though, so I don't think he's close to being able to move out.) There's no way I could have sex here. I have no motivation to leave the house, though, so it's not even a slight possibility.
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