dolph lundgren
>went to MIT
>150 IQ
>hollywood actor
>millionaire
>martial arts champion
>working to end slavery and human trafficking
>6'4 and ripped
>swedish male model
>humble
you
>went to a shit university if you even went at all
>low IQ
>can't even go to the grocery store and not stutter at the cashier let alone do acting
>poor
>weak
>never worked to do shit but jerk your cock
>manlet or lanky twig
>ugly
>arrogant
what's your point? that I'm worse than Dolph Lundgren? I could've told you that you dipshit
>>29006799
is there any more proof that GENETICS are everything?
>>29006799
I ain't mad, he worked hard to get where he is.
Seems like a cool guy despite being genetically perfect, more power to him
He's such a fucking slayer. I would literally kill to live his life.
He's gotta have a small dick tho right? he is Scandinavian after all.
>inb4 he is like a horse
>>29006872
it isn't fair
that one human can be so genetically perfect
>>29007037
forgot the pic originally
>>29007037
>He's gotta have a small dick tho right?
COPE
He happened to be born in a better life
Good for him
>>29007095
I KNOW
god it just doesn't make sense senpai.... maybe in the next life..
>>29006799
>swedish male model
I get the male model thing being a pro but how is swedish good
>>29006799
>working to end slavery and human trafficking
So he's abolishing prison labor and college debt, right?
...Oh, you mean the meme causes.
>>29006799
Thanks OP I was almost having a good day for a while there.
God just fuck my fucking fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK I'LL NEVER BE CHAD
>>29006799
>swedish "men"
oh I forgot
fluent in 5 languages too
is there anything he can't do
is there ANYTHING dolph lundgren cannot do
>went to a shit university if you even went at all
I go to the third best school in my country. But I'm canadian so it doesn't matter
>low IQ
I think my IQ is fairly high, I get good grades and am often told I'm gifted by professors. I can't spell for shit though so maybe I am stupid
>can't even go to the grocery store and not stutter at the cashier let alone do acting
Ive taken acting classes (when i was 10) and can hold my spaghetti pretty well in public, but yes I could probably never act professionally
>poor
True. I don't have money
>weak
I'm average in the physical department. Above average for my age range but only because fatties bring it down so much.
>never worked to do shit but jerk your cock
Again, partially true. I'm not a failure by any means but I certainly will never achieve what he has.
>manlet or lanky twig
173cm manlet. It's not too bad that's because canada has a large number of manlet immigrants and I mostly persue asian women
>ugly
Been told I'm good looking but I'm probably average.
>arrogant
I would say I'm arrogant. No argument there. I'm self entitled despite doing nothing.
Interesting self reflection you made me do OP. Overall I just cucked by GENETICS so who cares? Genes are litterally all that matters and I got average ones.
>>29007037
>He's gotta have a small dick tho right? he is Scandinavian after all.
What? I didn't know this wad a thing.
>>29007222
Be relevant as an actor
>>29007037
>He's gotta have a small dick tho right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY6GvTY7E5U
The more I look at him the less attractive he appears
His jaw is almost TOO alpha and his eyes are droopy
Dolph Lundgren
>born with god tier genetics that made him tall and handsome
>born just in the right time when speaking English with heavy accent and muscle monsters were the hottest shit in Hollywood
>played only ONE memorable role in one of the biggest movies of the time (Rocky IV), and all that thanks to his naturally large posture and accent
>been playing roles in shitty B-movies every since, gained a network of cult fans who will praise him no matter what he does
You
>born short and ugly
>short and ugly is never in style
>action movies are not the same thing they used to be, even B-movies are nowadays made in ironic sense so you can't even get a role as character actor as "that weird ugly guy"
>fuck you
Gee anon, why don't you just be born tall and handsome? :^)
>>29007196
Why
FUCKING WHY
Why is it that the most aryan-looking, tall blond-haired blue-eyed whites are the ones that racemix so frequently? It fills me with rage. He's such a god and that lady is a literal APE.
>>29007249
that is one QT black trap
>>29006799
>It's a you will never be X and X will never be Y thread.
>>29006799
Source for MIT and IQ?
>>29007289
Bro that's just a movie
I wish it was still the 80s, I'm 182 cm tall and wide shouldered scandinavian dude. I even have that "80s action movie star accent" when I speak English. I could had been the next Dolph Lundgren.
>>29007308
Its a Swedish thing, you wouldn't understand.
>>29007308
Probably the most masculine-looking woman he could find. He's gotta be a fruitcake.
>>29006799
>someone has better genetics than you
I think everyone on Earth knows this already
>>29007339
He has bachelor's degree in bio engineering or something like that, his IQ is just /pol/ exaggeration. He's not a dummy, but he certainly is not some super duper genius. He's just a B-movie actor.
At least everybody knows Bruce Campbell and he's still around, and he's _THE_ b-movie actor.
>>29007289
>movie compliment
>counts in real life
>>29006799
dolph lundgren
>went to MIT
>150 IQ
>hollywood actor
>millionaire
>martial arts champion
>working to end slavery and human trafficking
>6'4 and ripped
>swedish male model
>humble
you
>mad
>>29006858
This
Really what was the point of this thread?
>>29007308
Calm down originalimano
>>29006863
>genetics
>anything on the list that's not 150 IQ, 6'4, swedish male model
>>29007786
Daughter is sort of ugly
>>29007848
Na... fuck arff
>>29006799
>went to shit university
Attending shit uni, doesn't matter, I don't believe college matters, it's who you meet and if your passionate about what you do
>low IQ
Above average, that's all that matters
>can't even go to the grocery store and not stutter... etc
Did school play in middle school, was told I was good... Never did it through high school tho, spaghetti is kept safe and calm
>poor
True
>weak
False. Not exactly Lundgren, but I can hold my own.
>Never worked to do shit
Interning and doing what I love, main job is ass
>Manlet
5'10" I'm good with it, not too tall not too small
>ugly
I'd say average, was called cute by girls, not shrek worthy... If I went to the gym it would help
>arrogant
Not in the slightest
Overall, I'm happy with my life... Can't complain, it could be better, could be worse
>>29008142
No she has a potato face. Maybe she'll grow into it.
He's a third rate action movie star though, like even Van Damme has way better films.
>>29007196
kek
nigresses live for white chad cock
>>29007369
>182 cm
just keep dreaming
>>29008974
and here you are, talking about him even though youll never meet him.
>>29007224
>he doesn't go to UofT
LMAO
>>29006799
he's still a cuck though
>>29006799
Just play with your ass while thinking about him already.
>>29006858
this
oreganospicymeatballs
>>29009141
Jean Claude Van Damme is 175 cm tall, Chuck Norris is 174. I'm tall enough to tower over most people.
>150 IQ
Fucking wasted, wasted, wasted!
Give it to me, and I would make real use of it.
