2019: Feminazis have taken hold of the world.
>Be me
>Robot alliance leader
>Chads are extinct; they succumbed first to the feminazi's influence to look "PC"
> Alpha males are no more after Order 66, in which the matriarchy laced their estrogen injections with Anita's blood (read: cancer)
>Robots were the only ones who survived
>Our blood has a special type of cancer-killing radiation: autismo waves
>these waves also interfere with life monitoring devices
>today I'm gonna aloha snackbar the governwomynt "Male Fugitive Reconditioning Center"
>have no idea what that means
>my master, Feldora accompanies me
>get past initial guards
>get to main room
>Shocked beyond belief
>Thousands of fellow robots getting involuntary "Male Reconditioning"
>I see the final "product" lifted off the production line
>I go up to it
> it is no longer a man.
>"HAIL ANITA" it screams.
This is the coming of a new age
1/3
2/3
> Feldora scans the "thing"
> "Oh my godjesus!" he exclaims
> "They managed to erase all traces of autismo waves!"
> "DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?" he yells, shaking me by the sholders.
>"I do" a deep voice interjects
>we turned around, shocked.
> a woman, in full rainbow-battle armor stood behind us.
>it was Anita, she had somehow detected us.
> "I have been waiting for you..." Anita says,
>Feldora pulls off his over-sized trilby, finally revealing who he is
>"...Macintosh."
>I gasp at this reveal, from my retreated position
>Master Macintosh pulls out his autismosaber, powered by his bodily fluids.
>to his suprise, anita pulls out her own autismo saber as well
>"YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE" he screamed, clashing his blade of light against her
> "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE SPECTRUM, NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS"
>Anita bashes Mac's saber, he can barely hold her blows back
>"Your powers are weak, old man"
>Mac looked back to me, fear in his eyes "GO, ANON, LEAVE THIS PLACE! COMPLETE OUR MISSION" He said with a dying breath.
>"You should have not come back." Anita says, delivering the final blow to Macintosh.
>As I abscond with my clock, I hear her saber deflate.
>"Find. THAT. MAN!" she radios to her guards.
3/3
>running down hallways
>kill guards using my autismo-saber
>put on guard clothing
>bypass security
>can feel anita getting closer
>finally make it to reactor core
>put down clock near nuclear fusion machine
>I can sense in my disability of disabilities that the machine is creating a great disturbance in the spectrum
>"You can feel it too, can't you?" Anita says behind me
>I turn around, she's standing in the doorway with 2 troopers by her side
>howamigonnagetoutofthisone.hologram
>"It's too late." her sword activates and expands
>"FIRE."
>Looks like she isn't gonna have the peons stand down while we have a one on one swordfight unlike the cliche
>ohfuck.gif
>can barely hold off the onslaught
>suddenly I hear a voice in my head
>it's mac
>"Use the spectrum, anon."
>right
>I undergo excruciating mental constipation, with noises and all
>finally I fling the two guards into the core, killing them instantly.
>Anita, while apathetic, seems to fight even faster
>our blades crash against one another so hard we are both pushed back
>"Give up, anon, I'm lower on the spectrum!"
>"NEVER!"
>Now I can feel our very forces, our powers crashing
>my waves are stronger than hers, but hers are of higher frequency
> She begins to charge, running towards me at superhuman speeds.
>"For someone so powerful..." I say
>"You're not so smart."
>At the last second, I dodged her charge
>as she flew towards the power core, her foot snagged on my clock, throwing it into the core.
>"Core unstable, evacuate immediately."
>I started to run and never stopped.
>The core instability had stopped the "Male Reconditioning System" freeing all of the capture robots
>As I ran alongside my comrades, I felt that we had a chance in this war after all.
First greentext- I know it sucks.
it was perfect dont let anyone tell you any different lmao
I enjoyed it, thank Opie
>>25234316
>>25234377
Thanks bros, I appreciate dat
>>25232468
Fuck off Sargon you fat fucking cuck
>>25232468
Nice job OP.
Lets enjoy it before it ends up on /r/4chan
>>25234520
Sorry for taking so long,
Photoshop had an update.
>>25234745
Inb4 "Moar" (on r/4chan)
Should I do anotha one?
>>25235204
OC is always good.
It's better than the constant bait threads.
