Hey, fellas. I'm in a lil' spot of trouble. Who wants a story?
Wow class B felony? for a little mischief?
>>28984449
Post et figotot
>>28984449
Kek what up fridebro long time no see. So what exactly are they charging you for? For being a degenerate and fucking up the apartment?
>>28984467
It was more than just a little. Currently censoring the rest of these, i have no idea which you guys are actually interested in so i'm trying to do them all.
>>28984484
In due time my robotic friend
Fridgebro is that you?
Post your tale m8, where've you been?
>>28984578
Fled to Minnesota in october, got extradited in February
I've got a good five other images besides this, forgive me if i'm getting a little censor-happy, it would fuck me so hard if my lawyer found out i'm posting these everywhere
>>28984596
You always were the biggest rapscallion on r9k. Post that saucy tale, fridgebro
Fuck you for not replying to me fridgebro, i hope you get jailed
>>28984507
>>28984686
Please forgive me. I still love you. It was a house, not an apartment. Charges are class-b criminal /mischief/
>>28984722
But why though? Just because you utterly destroyed it?
>>28984722
I don't quite understand, fridgebro. What are you being charged with and why? Is having a messy house a felony now?
It's time to off yourself, man, unless you can shitpost from prison
>>28984744
>>28984755
I didn't own the house, i figured if my greentexts seeped into leddit or something somebody would try to track me down and warn my landlord.
Like i said, charges are class-B criminal mischief. I have a paper with all the damages totaled i'll post in just a second.
>>28984787
What's your plan fridgebro? Living situation wise and alternatives
>>28984851
Right now i'm in a motel again. Things are a little tight but I've been making do. I've got some stories from my arrest if anybody cares to hear them.
>>28984757
Lawyer said i absolutely won't face prison-time. I did get some very bad-sounding worst case scenarios, however
I can't believe this thread is getting no play and all the other bullshit ones that are
>mfw Fridgebro is back and I'm there to witness it
>>28984915
Really? You can't believe it?
>>28984930
Yeah man, this guy was a legend.
>>28984907
What possessions do you have with you then?
Also what worst cade scenarios?
>>28984907
>ticklers
what are ticklers
>>28984907
>Lawyer said i absolutely won't face prison-time
He is right, if there was ever a plead for insanity, you were it.
I'm not quite sure why you're in legal trouble. Having an unkempt house is considered a criminal offense of some sort now? What exactly happened?
Lawbro here. Don't talk about your fucking case.
>>28984979
Not his house, he damaged it.
>>28984907
>some very bad-sounding worst case scenarios
can you share your favorite
>>28984979
The home he rents or apartment he lives in is absolutely trashed and coated in an inch of unidentified shit almost everywhere, have you never seen fridgebros previous threads?
>>28984979
It wasn't "unkempt". The thing probably collapsed when there was an imbalance in the ecosystem of fungi holding it up.
>>28984965
>>28985050
If his lawyers plan really is insanity, a mental institution could be a possibility.
That sounds worse than prison in some ways desu
>>28984915
It's just going a little fast because of the shooting, i imagine. I'd have liked to have done this thread at 2AM like i used to with my lazy blogposts, but I've got responsibilities(??!!) now
>>28984930
>>28984955
Speaking of which, does anyone have the full album of images i posted? The archive is dead, and i'd absolutely love to read over the threads/images again, partly out of curiosity and partly because of some of my legal stuff.
>>28984965
I've got my computer, some shitty zte phone, and some clothes. I had someone drive down my stuff when i was extradited, and they couldn't get much.
>>28984972
No fucking clue
>>28984979
As stated earlier, i lied about owning my house in the first threads because i was afraid someone would track me down and blab to my landlord. It's his house so the damages count as /mischief/
>>28984985
I know that, but i'm retarded so if i end up fucking up my case i'll just kill myself anyways
>>28985050
For starters, see this image? These are the prices my jew landlord marked up for repairs. Half of the shit there (cabinets, light fixtures) had absolutely NO fucking damage. Lawyer said it's obvious he's trying to bloat it so i'm stuck with a bad felony.
>>28985069
It's clean and free-to-rent right now
Here's one of the proposals. Me and my lawyer laughed at them after they gave it to us, fucking kikes
>>28985084
Of course a short time in an institution might be better than a felony on your record. Though both are very unappealing.
I lurked your first thread, fridgebro. Glad to see you're alive, though an unfortunate situation. I hope that all goes smoothly, my friend.
>>28985095
Fridgebro I've missed you in a sick way, the way you might miss that bug bite on your left nut because every time you itched it, you rubbed your weiner and it felt nice even as it burned.
I hope your life's been going well, apart from getting assraped by Bubba in the slammer and being sent to Guantanamo now! Chum you were one of the posters that made /r9k/ great, I'm being completely serious right now. I hope you get the case against you dismissed or whatever legalspeak is! I-I'm rooting for you, desu!
>tfw no idea what pic I just uploaded is
Is this the guy with an ecosystem in his house? my sides
>>28984930
sleep tight lamper
original commento
Damn fridgebro that's some tough shit! Didn't look like $29k of damage to me though. I suggest fleeing to mexico
>>28985176
Thank you for the well wishes but please do not post my waifu
>>28985120
it probably will
>>28985197
that's me
>>28985201
I'd probably get extradited again. When i moved to MN they thought i was trying to get to Canada, apparently. Officers transporting me back down teased me and told me that they'd still get me if i ran, and then i'd have even more felonies. Fucking normies
>>28985095
>It's clean and free-to-rent right now
Did he tear it down and rebuild it?
>>28984642
>fridgebro is 42
you're a ye olde robote
>>28985255
Damn, hope you get everything straightened out m8
>>28985279
No, just cleaned it out. Only thing that needed ripped out and redone was all the flooring, and patches of wall where i broke it during some autism rage fits
>>28985280
oops
>>28985287
thanks
>>28985343
God I fucking hate normies. Why can't they understand the situation youre in? They just want to destroy the betas. Maybe if you explain your autism.
>>28985095
>For starters, see this image? These are the prices my jew landlord marked up for repairs. Half of the shit there (cabinets, light fixtures) had absolutely NO fucking damage. Lawyer said it's obvious he's trying to bloat it so i'm stuck with a bad felony.
You're fucking 42 fridge it really figures living in those conditions you wouldn't understand that those things were in fact ruined like I explained in your other thread even though at your age you'd think it'd maybe make some sense.
You know you could of bought a house with the amount of damage you caused?
>>28985343
I love you fridgey. Pls green text. Take trip off if you have to.
>>28985433
i doubt autism is enough to slide out of this one
>>28985450
>implying i'm going to pay the damage I've caused
what the hell would be the point of the /mischief/ then
>>28985457
what do you want me to greentext
here's another proposal
We are all rooting for you fridgebro
Don't do anything to incriminate yourself
Can someone tl;dr this?
Did you flood someone's house? what the fuck
>>28985558
How were you living there in the first place? Didn't you receive a large sum of money somehow? Or was it just autism bux?
>>28985255
>Officers transporting me back down teased me and told me that they'd still get me if i ran, and then i'd have even more felonies.
That's not teasing it's a fact. You ever heard of Minnesota Nice? They're letting you know there is a line in the sand. Pretty nice of them desu.
>>28985588
out out OUT NORMALFAG
>>28985608
had autismbux for all of like two months, got a welding job after that
>>28985609
they were definitely teasing, making fun of me and shit the stupid fucking assholes
>>28985588
Fridgebro is a neet who cant be fucked to take care of himself or his place of residence and it went into so much chaos these niggas are charging him like 30 grand on top of a felony and shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
WHAT BOUT DAT SOUR CREAM DOE
hey cpoug
>>28985066
Holy shit, that was this guy!? I have witnessed him! Fridgebro please reply to this.
>>28985707
please respond
>>28985697
fuck off johan
>>28985669
it's probably still buried in the backyard
Have you gotten your lungs checked, OP? Breathing in all that mold and festering shit every day couldn't have been good for you.
>>28985733
I'm a smoker too so i'm probably going to die of lung cancer anyways
>>28985697
>>28985730
>Cpoug
Were you in a rabb.it of some kind?
hi http://steamcommunity.com/id/cpoug
>>28985650
>they were definitely teasing, making fun of me and shit the stupid fucking assholes
>They're the stupid ones
>>28985756
>>28985768
god fucking damn it are you serious
>>28984449
You in 479?
>>28985669
can someone link the archive? looks lke a nice story
>>28985801
I'm probably going to regret telling you this, but yes
>>28985807
archive's dead
>>28985784
all normies are by default stupid
>>28985807
quick google search
http://imgur.com/thZa3VL
>>28985790
https://desustorage.org/r9k/search/tripcode/U4ne6UzME2/filter/text/
Did you post more pictures than this?
Archives are kill recently (thanks /b/)
>>28984722
>Criminal mischief
D E V I L I S H
>>28985849
Absolutely, i had maybe 150 or 200 images in all. Back in like, November, i posted an imgur album with them all. Can't find it now and don't have the pictures.
Like i said, if any lurkers have it i would very much appreciate it
>>28985790
Dat you fridebro? Add me on steam tweekinhoodnigga
>>28985884
Is doge ok?
>>28985884
This. I want to see more fridgebro
>>28985884
Fridgebro what was your childhood like? What sort of place did you grow up in? What were your hobbies as a wee fridgelad?
>>28985950
fridgebro had to eat doge for insanity plea to work
>>28985950
aces
>>28985987
It gives me a headache typing this out again after explaining it to my online friend last night
was poor throughout childhood, grew up around the country, no hobbies outside of sleeping and shit like that etc etc etc
>>28985993
noble sacrifice
fucking legendary
you will ascend to valhalla, friendo
>>28985987
>wee fridgelad
this is more hilarious than it should be
>>28986090
>noble sacrifice
wait wat, doge is kill?
>>28986114
it was a joke, dog is fine and healthy
>>28986114
he isn't called fridgechink
you are Bosnian right?
>>28986168
fucking top notch
>>28986172
why would you even ask that
>>28986199
why don't you clean your house?
>>28986280
i'm a lil' gamer and lazy as hell/used to it
>>28985843
what happened after you microwaved the sour cream, fridgebro
fridgebro did you move to Andover MN\
>You fucked up the house so badly they're going to put you in jail
Man I'm gonna be honest, this thread killed the mystery of fridgebro, now we all know you're one of us if not even a normalfag who just doesn't give a fuck. Before it was like you were on a whole new level of fucked up like those tier things you were at the bottom with the fucking ubermensch green thing.
>>28986324
All sorts of shit
used some of it in this weird rotted food cake i baked and left on my neighbor's doorstep
burned some of it in a bonfire on the back porch
i think i put a tiny droplet on a sandwich too but someone else will have to confirm that one
>>28986350
rochester, and no longer there
>>28984467
If you read the first paragraph they define 'Criminal Mischief" as causing more than 25 grand worth of property damage.
>>28986380
holy shit i feel bad for the guys who had to clean that shithole out
was it your landlord who had to do it or did he bring friends?
>>28986380
>used some of it in this weird rotted food cake i baked and left on my neighbor's doorstep
This is the kind of devilish behavior that gets you in trouble, fridgebro.
>>28986380
Imagine using the sour cream as napalm
>>28986377
I don't agree. It's one thing to be fucked up hoarder superslob, but getting it exposed to the world and fucking evicted and sued for it is another level.
post pics of your current room in the hotel
>>28986422
according to the expenses report he had a crew come in and do it
>>28986425
they ended up washing it down the driveway and never confronting me about it
>>28986435
it was one of the few things i actually could smell/react to in the house, had to get a mask
>>28986441
fled, not evicted
>>28986454
it's not dirty but i've got one (1) image of my battlestation from the last hotel in rochester
>>28986380
story about the cake ploxelox
>>28986473
Amd or nvidia fridgebro?
>>28986422
I think I saw a screencap of this guys original thread. If so, the damage he caused several professional services to repair, including a professional cleanup crew, exterminator, new carpets, flooring, paint, molding...
He basically destroyed the inside of the house.
>>28984722
Bullshit. You're original post had an arrest warrant for the state of Arkansas. Sorry bud but that one is for Minnesota.
>>28986500
This happened in like, october so my memory might be spotty
>got dirty baking sheet
>put turkey cubes, sour cream dollop, and assorted spices on
>bake it
>leave it on neighbor's doorstep in the middle of the night
>next morning see them angrily washing it down their driveway
that's all there was to that thread
>>28986519
i think my computer has amd
>>28986557
expenses did not mention mold damage or exterminator
got errands to run will now be mobileposting
>>28986473
imagine a molotov cocktail of the stuff
don't want you to go to jail for war crimes though for using chemical weapons
>>28986615
No I meant molding as in the wood trim that they put along the top and bottom of walls and around doorways.
See pic related. It was probably lumped in with whoever redid the paint on the walls.
Also if that screenshot was really you then there's no way there wasn't mold in that house. You had rotten food EVERYWHERE
>>28985095
Your landlord is a fucking jew. He's using your dirty neet living as an excuse to do major renovations and completely remodel the apartment. Make sure your lawyer fucks him up the ass. A lot of that can be easily argued for wear-and-tear and preventative maintenance.
>>28986600
I had two, one for the damage and one for fleeing to mn to avoid arrest dummy
>>28986380
Fridgebruh I'm having a hard time understanding how anyone gets where you are. Im talking about shit like, what do you do when a technician needs to come out and change your cable modem? Who pays your WiFi bill? Where is your family? How do you dress yourself, your clothes can't possibly ever be clean or free of some kind of odor. How do you feed yourself, do you have a special fridge where you keep your non spoilt good and shit? Do you still just boil water to bathe yourself? Where do you stand to do it?
Does it ever cross your mind while crouching naked on a concrete pad in your backyard under the soft moonlight, corroded tin pail of steaming water in your oven-mitted fist that there is a lovely porcelain basin just inside that door still standing ajar, called a shower, and that saving you from the harrowing ordeal you're squatting in is what your shower was fucking designed for?
I don't understand mate, and I'm clinically factually autistic
>>28986693
Lawyer said the exact same thing you did, landlord is a massive kike
>>28986710
I will answer this long ass post when I get home
>>28985558
>>28986688 again, I just went through the repair estimates. Your landlord refers to it as 'trim'
I just want to let you know your absolute scum. If you owned the house than by all means do what you want, but when you're renting, and I'm sure you didn't even pay your rent, the least you can do is not fuck up someone else's house. You owe your landlord every penny you asshole.
>>28986772
Suck my asshole normalfag
>>28986807
You're 42 and have let a website convince you you're a autistic special snowflake.
>>28984907
I'd like to hear some arrest stories
>>28986807
As big of a human mushroom as you are, I wouldn't be surprised to know that your landlord is using you as a free pass to do wild renovations, spike his rent for his new mini mansion, and pin it all on you. Hope your lawyer is a boss who actually cares about you my dude
Related note: what fucking lawyer would ever take your case? How did you ever rope a lawyer into your neetcavern, bro? Are you like one of those funnel spiders that scoop up unsuspecting rodents and lawyers out to lunch? Explain yourself
>>28986710
Please answer these questions in full detail
>>28986877
I don't need any convincing to know I'm autistic
>>28986891
When I get home, for now I will mention I laughed at the one (1) cop they had arrest me because he sounded like scout from tf2
>>28986897
No longer living in house, paid him with all my savings
>>28986909
I absolutely will
>>28986748
Don't keep us in suspense.
I thought you only left the house for brief periods let alone fleeing. The normies really must visually cringe in reaction to you getting near.
I don't want to be a dick about it but I imagine sort of look like a trollish type creature with wispy hair and beard.
>>28985650
Bro welders are super weird. I worked with a guy that was 32, a horder, slept in his work boots and every one of his teeth was rotten. Dudes gonna have nothing but gums in his 30s.
Aren't you afraid they're gonna garnish your wages? That would suck
>>28985095
I'm a Criminal Defense Attorney in Georgia, so I don't practice in other states, but I would like to give you this advice... Number one, stop discussing this case immediately!... If you continue, you would be demonstrating a lack of understanding on the serious nature of felony charges... Number two, I don't understand why you fled to another state from a felony charge, where you were apprehended and extradited back to the original state, without having flight to avoid prosecution charges placed against you and bond denied.
Flight to avoid prosecution is 10 years plus one day... Automatic... No questions asked... Not in jail, and not in the daycare center... In prison... 10 years plus one day... No bond... They would apply this sentence automatically on top of what other sentence you would receive the trial, and I can absolutely guarantee you that you would be found guilty at the trial...
From everything I have seen so far, I would say that they are going to offer you a plea bargain, which is how they settled 98% of all criminal cases in America... Imagine that.. 98% of all criminal cases are settled by intimidating the defendant into pleading guilty so they don't have to work... I'm afraid you are going to be part of this 98% come up because something tells me you're not the type of guy that could handle yourself very well in prison... Or perhaps you're one of those rare bad asses who would go around the prison dorm, complaining to inmates about normies and how girls never take you seriously and how you want to kill yourself and how life just isn't fair to you.
Yeah, take the plea bargain and receive probation and learn a lesson from it... One of the lessons you're going to learn is that you are going to live the rest of your life as a convicted felon, and it will follow you until the day that you die
>>28985095
>>28986710
>needing somebody else to replace your modem
Normie get out
>>28987073
I would like for you to go away.
Would like to clear up now I am not in the house I was in the first thread, as it seems a lot of people still think I am there. I fled to Minnesota to avoid getting arrested, stayed in a hotel, and was arrested and brought back down to Arkansas where I am out on bail in a hotel again
>>28987023
I think I posted part of my face in one of the threads
>>28987071
No longer a welder, got fired a year or so ago, pending felony is making it hard to get good jobs
>>28987073
I left before charges were placed or landlord even knew, don't know if that makes a difference. Prison in Minnesota for a few weeks was pretty chill, I read books and slept.
I got one offer where I am on probation in Arkansas for twenty years and would have to make monthly payments to pay off the 30k, probably will kill myself before taking it
>>28987133
Lol I'm sure you would... Haha don't hold your breath Fatboy... Try complaining to somebody who gives a fuck about you and your desires
>>28986615
Is your current place filthy too? If so, let's see some pics.
>>28987150
Is it possible to watch anime in prison? If so it sounds like my kind of place
>>28987150
Well that certainly explains why you don't have flight charges tasting you right now. Tell them you absolutely will not accept 20 years probation, but 10 is feasible...
>>28987178
I'm not fat. I'm actually in very good shape, play sports and go on runs. I just also happen to want you to leave.
>>28987179
It is not because that would be a very very pool decision
>>28987073
>Initial Consultation Fee: $200
Fuck off.
>>28987178
Don't you ever feel guilty about being such a terrible person?
Like judges... their job description is literally 'dooming people to hell' and somehow they don't feel guilty about it. Amazes me.
F-fridgebro?
THE Fridgebro?
>>28987150
Damn fridge bro as repulsive as I find you and your behavior, you need to stop talking and take a plea. it really sounds like your saying you went to minnesota because you were moving for some other reason and were not aware you did anything wrong.
>>28986710
Don't forget to answer this though.
>>28987235
Poor not pool fuck phones
>>28987250
Don't be a downer he is being helpful
>>28987258
That's me
>>28987258
Yeah that's what I'm saying. Somehow everyone is very chill about this possible once in a lifetime encounter.
>>28987232
Well that's ironic... Especially considering the fact that I want YOU to continue being a social and sexual failure, parroting the same handful of trendy 4chan internet loser catch phrases, and relying on your family to supplement the needs you are unable to afford yourself do to your social and sexual ineptitude...
OH GOODIE !!!...
It appears that my desires are the ones that will actually happen... Better luck next time fat boy
>>28987235
This is Fridgebro we're talking about, he seems like a patron of bad decisions.
>>28987073
>One of the lessons you're going to learn is that you are going to live the rest of your life as a convicted felon, and it will follow you until the day that you die
Don't think that intimidates neets
somebody post the picture of the house and the fridge
>>28987279
Fridgebro you really ruined that house so badly that the police want to ARREST you?
I honestly thought you were a myth.
I am so honored to meet you.
Hi fridgebro, big fan. My room is also filthy and pissbottles too
>>28987279
It appears that The 'Intimidating Fatboy' doesn't understand what a CRIMINAL DEFENSE ATTORNEY does for a living...
>>28987347
It has something to do with ellipses I assure you...
Not that YOU would understand anything about it...
>>28987303
I made that post and forgot trip
>>28987329
Oh boy I love that one!! Its my favorite r/4chan meme!
>>28987334
Add my steam too I guess and we'll play games
>>28987344
Never used pissbottles
>>28987344
Pics or lies
>>28987325
Did you ever go to school at all?... Seriously... Are you one of those effeminate prima donnas who was home-schooled buy a mother who didn't shave her armpits?...
That was not meant to intimidate him... It was meant as a reality check... Plain and simple... No wonder you can't get a girl
>>28987298
Yeah I think that I'll just continue living the dream as an independent artist while you are a slave to society. Perhaps I'm different from others here, but I live a completely happy life with no worries. Others here need to realize they can to but there's too many Jews like you holding them back.
>>28987371
>Oh boy I love that one!! Its my favorite r/4chan meme!
its been a while since I've seen the shrine to nurgle you called a house.
just wanted to witness it again
Found the saga.
>>28987371
What is your Steam? I will add the shit out of you.
>>28987279
If anyone in this thread finds out who you are based on your steam name and forwards it to the prosecution, you are super, SUPER boned. They like you to take felony charges seriously and will see this thread of evidence of your flippant attitude
What do you enjoy doing fridgebro, besides postin on /r9k/
>>28987414
We're not going to bone Fridgebro. I just want to play some TF2 with him.
>>28987403
My stupid faggot friend posted it earlier in the thread
>>28987414
Never ever ever have posted my real name online, only person who even knows it is my best friend
>>28987424
I'm a lil gamer
>>28987298
Bro I have no horse in this race, I just want to say that all your ellipses make you sound like a turbodouche. Stop being such a tryhard
>>28987380
You don't seem to realize or have any self awareness of it but you are covered in virginity.
I do not believe that you have ever touched a boob in your life.
>>28987403
>all those >ebin reaction inserts
Reddit is so fucking gay
when someone forwards the thread to them you're going to have to eat the fucking doggy
>>28987436
i'm not your friend http://steamcommunity.com/id/cpoug
>>28987460
He said he did it when I asked
>>28987386
Actually, I'm not an attorney at all... DUHHHH >>28987390
(but I have studied many different fields of law extensively and had more than one judge suggest I pass the bar so I could help people)
My name is Johnny Neptune.. I'm hack_blastard's father in real life, and I am also an independent contractor, freelance artist... A professional illustrator... Keep the dream alive, dude.
(Here's something from way back when I got hired as ZZ TOPs Art Director at Warner Bros.)
>>28987471
he's a lying faggot
>>28987437
HINT: just like your mother told you many times...
"nobody gives a fuck what you think. You were an accident, and I wish you were never born"
>>28987439
Seeing as how I'm hack_blastard's father, and a former strip club DJ, and I'm MARRIED, I'd say that your intuition is almost as active as your laughable heterosexuality
>>28987596
>>28987515
You don't have to lie and make things up online to make people like you dude. Just stop being such a stuffy loser.
>>28987073
>Imagine that.. 98% of all criminal cases are settled by intimidating the defendant into pleading guilty so they don't have to work...
Exactly this. It's sad as fuck that the police will straight-up lie to you and say "we have evidence showing you committed the crime, you can either take this plea bargain for one year of prison or reject the offer and end up serving ten years instead."
They say this to you even if there's zero evidence proving your guilt. US police are corrupt as absolute fuck. It's genuinely a business - more charges, more incarcerations, more profit for both public and private prisons.
>>28985588
>Can someone tl;dr this?
>Did you flood someone's house? what the fuck
Autistic NEET destroy's the property he resided in
gets sued for damage over 25k
>>28987633
You're absolutely wrong... Completely mistaken...
The 'POLICE' don't do that at all... Their job is to arrest everyone they possibly can to bring in more revenue for the prosecutors....
Its the SOLICITORS who do that, and that's all they do because they are pieces of shit... I don't care if you're guilty or not they're not in the business of Justice because there's no such thing as Justice... It's a scam
>>28987628
Lol @ make things up
fridgebro why do you think no one will try to forward this to the police or prosecution? there's totally enough here to identify your case.
>>28986696
>fleeing to mn
LEAVE BEFORE THE WINTER COMES BOY
>>28987742
Who cares
>>28987743
Already left, was there from november to February. The winter fucking sucked but I loved it anyways, comfy as hell
Fridgebro will be fine....
He will receive probation...
No biggie..
>>28987403
>tfw I have to clean literally everything in my house 6 times a day and reorganize everything
>meanwhile there's probably like millions of people exactly like fridgebro
the world is a mysterious place
Any tips for younger neets or other filthybros?
What is the meaning of life Fridgebro?
Anything you'd like us to know about anything? Make a last stand fridgebro
>>28987672
>>Can someone tl;dr this?
Yes, that's a reddit thing. Reddit will tl'dr it for you go check there.
>>28987936
Women are not by definition human and are on the same level as birds that can talk
Normalfags are garbage
If you want to do something do it because fuck everyone else
>>28987987
I wonder how long until this thread is posted and gets 5k upboats
>>28987380
Wew, that projection
>>28988013
>Women are not by definition human and are on the same level as birds that
can talk
>Normalfags are garbage
>If you want to do something do it because fuck everyone else
preach the gospel brother you've got it figured out nicely
>>28987820
Mysterious indeed. I clean once a day only though, right after I wake up. I dont clean up, get rid of the dust and mess, I feel like I cant start my day.
>>28988137
Exactly, I feel like there's no separation between one's self and one's environment. Of course I'm my own sort of anally-retentive autism with compulsion to clean everything, but people like fridgebro who are hoarders and pissbottlers are a whole other level and sort of autism.
Troll or not, OP (or the real perpetrator) is a squalor demon of fucking nurgle who spreads cancer as he goes, and therefore he must pay his "fee".
>>28988299
Not paying jack shit tbqh
>>28988013
fridgebro, are you a virgin?
>>28987820
You and fridgebro should live together. He's not a hoarder, he just doesn't clean. So you could clean up and he could... weld things for you, I guess.
>>28988013
Ayy fridgebro I was around for your other threads, how long were you in that house fucking it's shit up for?
>>28986710
Answering this one now
I don't have modem problems. I part d my wifi, my mother is sick with c8 poisoning in Minnesota which is why i went there, I was smelly all the time and just wore the same shit. I would walk to the dollar store down the street for food and groceries. I did have a special fridge for food, but it got gross too so I either ate perishables immediately or bought nonperishables. I no longer boil water, I am in a somewhat clean motel room. When I boiled water before I would just stand in the dirty bathtub. Shower did not have hot water or I would have used it.
>>28988343
Wizard reporting in
>>28988380
we could have an NBC Saturday night sitcom
>>28988393
Roughly four years
>>28988467
would you have sex?
or would you lose your powers?
>>28988467
Are you learning/going to learn to clean, or are you going to go back to your old habbits when you can?
>>28988501
Depends on whether she was dressed like my waifu but probably not
>>28988505
There's little messes now and then but I try to keep it clean on account of my trial
>>28988322
Never heard of you before but it seems ive stumbled upon a great story ive missed. Is there a link to the archived edition? I feel like i should be way more excited about this.
>>28988533
Fellow mischief maker here.
Any chance that they will let you play the crazy card since you were collecting neet bux?
I had the option of 6 months inpatient rather than face charges. I don't recall if I would have still been responsible for damages.
Probably better option than doing time.
>>28988571
Archives got killed when normies flooded them looking for that post that got on CNN. When I get home I will type you a summary
>>28988619
Its a felony and I did not have neetbux when I left so I doubt it would work
You're beyond pathetic.
og
>>28988654
Also pls don't forget to answer that post with all those questions.
>>28988691
not trying to be rude
honestly just want to know
what makes you keep going? why live at this point?
>>28988780
Already did unless I missed a different one
>>28988794
Online friend, my dog, and videogames
Love you fridgey, wish you the best from Ausfailia.
Also where's fridgedog at now, since I imagine you can't keep him in a hotel room or w/e?
Hey man, just passing by to wish you a good day.
>>28988813
He is chilling in his kennel. Hate to use it but he sheds bad in summer even when I brush him
>>28988809
what will happen to your dog if you're put in jail?
what games?
does your online friend know that they are one of only 3 things keeping you alive?
>>28988809
which online friend?
>>28988914
If I know for sure I am going to jail I'll have him given to my mom and dad in mn
I like shiity indie games
I think I told them last night when I revealed to them I am fridgebro
>>28988867
Thanks
>>28988767
Lick my balls normalslime
Ever thought of getting a cat?
>>28988794
cant take care of him in jail brahhhhhbie
just end it and put that dog in a good home first.
no pet should be tortured to live with a convict
>>28988691
Mine was a felony as well, albeit class c.
A documented history of mental illness might be enough to swing it.
If you get back on neet bux or at least seek treatment it would increase your chances.
They can't garnish ssi/ssd in case of a judgement.
Have you played the Silent Hill series? It's great check it out someday
>>28988809
>Already did unless I missed a different one
My bad, I had already read it. Am sleepy.
>>28988970
Probably would not end well since i have a dog
>>28988977
It's going well enough right now i might not even need to go the mentally ill route
>>28988997
I've watched one of the shitty movies but that's it
>>28988964
get out of here johan
>>28989139
dogs dont hate cats that was just jewist propaganda
>>28988977
Forgot to add, that repair estimate is inflated af.
It is at least three times what a contractor would normally charge.
Ask your attorney if you could get estimates from other contractors for repair costs.
t. former rental property rehab worker.
>>28989139
Has the DA made an offer yet?
Have you ever been close to losing your viginity? How do you manage to not have sex for 40+ years? Do you at least masturbate?
Tell us some stories about you and women, fridgebro
Any highschool stories? Who is your waifu
>>28989166
My dog must be jewish then because he does not like cats
>>28989189
Yeah, we're still waiting on another offer
>>28989229
I think it was the 20 years probation one
>>28989261
I wasn't very good at social situations in my teens, and it just slowly deteriorated to the point where i can't even look people in the eye now without my eyes watering
>>28989290
my waifu is ryuuko matoi aka the ultimate lifeform and don't you forget it
>>28989309
>My waifu is ryuuko matoi aka the ultimate lifeform
She is a disgusting normaltrash waifu from a garbage tier normie animu. I lost all respect I had for you fridgefag.
How many counts and crimes do they have on you? Just the first degree mischief? Or do you have a laundry list of shit waiting for you in arkansas?
>>28988380
>He's not a hoarder
Oh?
Look at:
>>28987403
TRASH E V E R Y W H E R E from the floor to the counters.
>>28986615
This is him living in a hotel and he's still got the floor covered in a fine layer of garbage still.
I've lived with people who didn't clean. The sinks were filled with dirty dishes from days if not weeks past, mixed in with soapless water that started to form old and if they smoked there was ashes all over nearly every table because all the ashtrays were full and so were the soda cans they would use as makeshift ashtrays and their toilets looked like modern art projects - but there wasn't trash covering all the floors like a carpet and on top of the counters
>>28989405
FUCK YOU
>>28989420
i've got past shit which is unrelated, but right now just the felony for criminal mischief
>>28989425
>soda cans they would use as makeshift ashtrays
i thought i was clever for doing this
>>28989453
fridgebro what is the rest of your taste in anime beside KlK?? (which is great taste btw). I'm starting to think you may be the perfect life form.
>>28989453
Why do you hoard, fridgebro?
What was your childhood house life like in terms of food and toys and general possessions?
Holy shit fridgebro returns!
Would you rather take probation with repaying the landlord, or get institutionalized if those were your options?
>>28989309
Make sure you understand the terms of probation inside and out. Twenty years is a long ass time to be one wrong move from incarceration.
Also, don't let anyone know that you are on probation. All it takes is one asshole to report you to the probation division for any petty reason and fuck your shit up.
>>28989519
I don't watch that much anime, nichijou was pretty good. I play touhou if that counts
>>28989547
I had videogames and books
>>28989585
I'd kill myself between those two
Okay, so you're being charged with a class B felony for what? Trashing an apartment? What am I missing here...
>>28989761
Trashing a rented house
>>28989716
So I guess it's true that a perfect being doesn't exist. Oh well, you came close mate!
I wish I could live in such pigsty. Too bad snakes would make a breeding heaven of my house
yo fridge whats up
>>28989974
Nice Mac loser
>>28990011
>loser
m8
originoli grinoli
>>28989425
Hoarding is when people collect junk on purpose. Fridgebro is just too lazy to clean up after himself. Hoarders don't just not throw things away, they have an emotional attachment to them. Fridgebro clearly doesn't because he's moved house and left the trash behind, which a hoarder would find very difficult to do.
>got a job interview tomorrow
>4 am here
>fuck it, fridgebro thread
Also, can anyone repost pics of his way of living? I imagine him to be one of the guys shown in that one oneothrix point never video...
I have respect for you.
>>28990175
1st day at new job tomorrow, it's 4AM and not going to sleep at all
wish me luck
>>28990242
Tough decision m8
But yeah, still, best of luck to you, good Sir!
>>28990174
It's not always on purpose and it's not always emotional.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhD21WBBfmk
>>28990242
>>28990175
It's already here senpai
>>28987403
>>28984907
>not censoring Springdale, AR
>>28989761
Charge: Fugitive From Justice (1 count)
In the County of Olmsted in the State of Minnesota
Charge: Criminal Mischief in the First Degree (1 count)
In the County of Washington in the State of Arkansas
>>28990307
>not even putting shit in a bag
Damn nigga at least I have standards
Man, I had the email open a was ready doxs to Olmsted and Washington County pigs, but having read this thread I honestly don't feel right making this worse. I mean you did this to yourself, but your life is so shitty at this point making it worse wouldnt even actually make it worse, just make me feel a little guilty for adding to the pile of utter crap.
>>28990328
Thanks, but is this the only occasion he posted pics like these? I am kind of hooked and very curious now. There is always more. (Please let there be more!)
>>28990376
>>28990379
Oops
>>28990439
I'm not even sure if I could get in trouble for it
>>28990447
There were several threads after that with lots more pictures, but since the imgur album and archives are gone, unless someone saved them they're gone
>>28984596
how did they find you
>>28990381
>that mountain of pads and toilet paper next to the booster-seat toilet
bump because I love fridgebroski
>>28990514
Motel kept logs of names I imagine
>>28990545
Who
>>28990565
me
I do
hi
ilu
What'd you do? What could you have Ben done to cost 25k?
Sorry I never saw any of your old threads
>>28990498
Bro, I hope you somehow magically manage to turn around and value your own life more. I dunno, while i am very interested in the way you live and the reasons for it i cant help but feel sorry for you and your whole story of what happened. Just becaue all of this is a huge health risk and i cannot imagine anyone being happy in such a home... Thanks for the reply though. Hope you make it
>>28990469
See, that last sentence is why your life is always in the crapper. If you're not sure if something will screw you over, you should look further into it before you do it. That's a life lesson the world has been trying to teach you for ages it seems.
>the man I was watching movies with in rabb.it was fridgebro
what an honor
how do you pass the time these days inbetween all this court bullshit?
>>28990609
read the thread you minge
http://imgur.com/thZa3VL
>Living the NEET life is now a Felony
>>28990613
What health risk? I've stated like seven times this thread alone I am no longer in that house
>>28990626
I wouldn't consider games all day to be in the crapper
>>28990654
I play games and browse wizchan/r9k to pass the time
