>tfw your oneitis posts this and tags you.
>>28943584
that's real fuckin sad kiddo
have you told her?
>Still having a oneitis
Just get her to hook you up with a friend of hers
>>28943584
Fucking SLAMMED
Holy shit, man.
>the their friends
>>28943584
Ouch.
Fucking
Ouch.
OP actually on suicide watch.
>>28943584
good on ya for wanting to bang her op
>>28943584
HAHAHAHAHA
but seriously, start blowing her off. She's no good to you now, at best she'd let you lick chad's cum off her freshly fucked pussy. Move on.
>>28943584
>became virgin-accepted wizard
>have female friend from back in school
>she has a boyfriend now
>he gets third wheeled all the time
>at carnival
>finally snaps and fights me in front of her
>ohshit.png
>swipe the knees out of fear
>breaks his wrist catching his fall
>"s-sorry, enjoy your date!"
>sprint off
he broke up with her the day after
>>28943584
>tfw have female best friend
>tfw luckily realized i could never have her early on when we were in HS because she was twice my height and im not her type so i never got officially friendzoned
>tfw we still talk to each other almost dailyafter years
>tfw tell her about my social failures with women while she tells me about her stoner deadbeat ex and the new guy shes talking to who she thinks is cute
honestly im a bit socially retarded and i give pretty shitty advice but having a guy best friend isnt that bad for a lady
>me
>in HS have 4 girls I hang with
>watch all of them get slammed
>get no action
>fell for friend meme
>only hooked up with their friends twice over 3 years
>sucked and regret it to this day
