>be 19
>have to take mandatory test for some class thingy. dont care about it but take it anyways. questions are weird as fuck
>results come, teacher talks a little but about it for a few minutes. asks if theres any INTJs? she didnt ask about any other types btw.
>3 people raise their hand including me. 1 other guy and 1 grill
>she seems surprised and says something like wow thats a lot
>dont know what any of this means, but as the days go on i notice myself naturally sink in tune with the other INTJs we dont talk that much but theres an unspoken understanding and respect and kind of mini powerplay/ power check its unspoken though, more of an admiration really. we all end up doing the best in class
this is when I realized that there was a higher order of intellectual beings. and normies are not it. INTJs and perhaps INTPs and a couple others werent meant for this normie world.
>walk around for the rest of the semester like i have a 2 foot dick
checkmate atheists.
>>28941752
nice meme retard
Were you in psychology or something? Kind of curious as to what sort of class would have a "mandatory" MBTI instrument as part of its curriculum... lol
>>28941797
I remember having to take an MBTI in high school for a business course or something, because it supposedly provided a suitable list of jobs that type would do best with.
I've been rated an INTJ in every test I've taken, but I can barely do algebra; thus, I'm obviously not terribly bright. MBTI is just a more accurate version of the horoscope for psych students and HR managers to ogle.
>>28941752
INTJ master race here and we definitely weren't ment for the normie world
>>28941752
if you aren't int you are quite literally retarded.
>not being the supreme overlord intj
might as well kill yourself tbqhf
>>28941752
>asks if theres any INTJs
>raising hand and revealing your power level
youre not an intj. youre just another fucking roach
I also get INTJ every time but if you think this shit means anything you're irredeemably retarded. It's no more accurate than the personality tests Stacey attention whores with on her kikebook. MBTI is garbage, wipe this meme from the earth.
The thing about INTJs is that they're always the ones who lie on MBTI tests. INTJs choose answers based on who they want to be, rather than who they actually are.
>>28942033
intp is better desu.
>famous intps
einstein, lincoln, carl jung, darwin, socrates, descartes, pascal
>famous intjs
newton, jefferson, augustus, eisenhower, woodrow wilson
you choose retards
>>28942104
>>28942115
found the ISTJs
>>28942136
>einstein, lincoln, carl jung, darwin, socrates, descartes, pascal
Those are all INTJs.
>>28942160
look it up fucko
>>28942150
>>28942150
Close. I'm ISTP.
>>28942204
It's impossible that einstein could be an inferior INTP. Only an INTJ brain could have such cerebral dominance and penetrating intellect.
>>28942204
http://www.celebritytypes.com/intj.php
Einstein: intp
Lincoln: intp
Carl Jung: istp/intp
Darwin: intp
Socrates: entp
Descartes: intp
>>28941888
Why is there always at least one retard who compares the personality types to a horoscope? You don't have to take a literal test to see if you're a Capricorn or a Sagittarius.
In simplest terms Js are better at getting stuff done, but Ps are more scattered.
wow, nice fucking meme retards.
you look like a bunch of retards arguing in a facebook horoscope page.
>>28941752
All these upset roachies responding to my thread
>>28942406
>Cuckerberg
Not saying he's not an INTJ, but the fag shouldn't be put up alongside the other 3. Dude's no genius, he got lucky with an idea he stole from his classmates then paid a bunch of much more skilled people to do the rest.
>>28942425
You planned this all along surely?
>>28942345
All those people are INTJ.
>high levels of creativity
intj
>high intelligence
intj
>revolutionary pioneer
intj
>able to perceive the world in new ways
intj
>masterminded the future of society
intj
>>28942418
>a bunch of retards arguing in a facebook horoscope page.
roachies need to tell each other its a horoscope meme to cope with their roachie existence
>go into bakery to get pie and coffee for lunch
>8/10 slim red-head girl with dat ass and silky smooth skin serves me
>starts going out of her way to make me feel good n shit
>takes her time to get my order perfect
>ask lots of little questions
>seems eager to please
>get my food and drink
>holding my 20 dollar bill out ready to pass it to her
>she does dat qt as fuck wave and smile
>turns away
>i say : "uh...I still need to pay you, heh"
>she does that ditzy im just a gurl thing
>oh gosh
>say : "i could've easily done a runner, haha"
>she giggles
>"oh thank you for your honesty! :)"
>mfw being a 6'2 handsome chad means you can cloud women's judgement just by moistening their vaginas with your presence a lone
Huh, so this is the power of Chad....really makes you think.I'm an INTJ btw
I am INTJ and this is fucking autistic.
>>28942345
lol, intjs are just fucking autists.
>cuckerberg
>tesla
>newton
>marx
>bobby fischer
>john nash
>asimov
lol
>>28942458
Better?
Originally commentus
ur a fuck
>>28942472
id tell you how youre wrong but im an intj and youre a cuck so youre clearly not on my level ;)
other NOTABLE intjs include: einsten AND walt dismey
checkmate ;)
>>28942501
and most of the highly intelligent people that have existed are autists so w.e me thick laddo, there are chimneys to sweep, hop to!
>>28942478
Welcome INTJ m8! Have a good time in this thread custom tailored for you! And those like you as the roachies weep!
>>28942563
>so w.e me thick laddo, there are chimneys to sweep, hop to!
is this what autism looks like in text form?
>>28942463
The main difference for what separates intp's is that they are inner thinkers. While intj's express their thoughts to people.
>>28942425
only an intj could pull off such a maneuver
>>28942580
i am autistic so yeah
>>28942544
Youre not an INTJ, i see through your masterplan roachie
>>28942573just wanted to post a picture for all the roachies out there
>>28942511
If you could add Zuckerberg to that image I would be forever grateful
A bunch of robots who have probably not had sex before masturbating over their perceived superiority
ENTPs are nerds who actually get laid, I feel sorry for all of you autists
>>28942511
>varg
>bad
GET THE FUCK OUT. ROACH
>>28942345
what is Diogenes? he's the most important one
>>28942588
Thinking is inferior to intuition. To be truly great you need to be an INTJ.
>>28942664
INTJ here
i've probably had the most sexual intercourse in this thread.
>>28942478
im also mildly autistic and I still managed to get laid a lot because that's the power of INTJ.
>>28942589
>>28942588
>>28942627
This sums it all up for those who can read meme.
/thread/
>>28942460
I DID
Haha roachies are predictable puppets.
intp-t master race reporting in, intjs get out.
intp>entp>everything else>suicide>intj
>>28942700
What's your number and frequency famalam? 6 relationship partners over the last 8 years, sex 3-4 times a week minimum
>>28942719
you know, the person/people that used to post this type of wojack did it with a certain subtlety and an extra something every time they posted. you dont. youre ruining sociopath wojack's style. pls stop posting him.
>>28942760
Oh, you misunderstood me. I've had a lot of sex but only with one person.i technically wasn't lying
>>28942760
why can't you hold a relationship for long?
>>28942731
Type with the most paranoid schizos
>"master race"
>>28942731
get out you inferior intellectual being
>>28942731
A good INTP can never reach the heights a good INTJ can. Fact.
INTPs lack the beautiful raw creative and unique ans specialized brain power INTJs have that make them better. INTPs are good at following rules, pushing paperwork, and being a cog in the machine, the best at it because of their intellect.. INTJs designed the machine though and theyre the operator.
INTPs can serve as loyal underlings for the INTJs, theres a special spot for you. Beneath our feet.
>>28942780
Look at the mad roachie squirm to defend its roach existence
HAH!
where do I take this test, my sir
YET YOU CANNOT SPELL 'SYNC' CORRECTLY ?... fascinating...
>>28942786
Sample size of one? INTJ? You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>28942808
Most were really short, one was almost five years and another was three years. The others I dumped when they wouldn't let me put it up their butt.
>>28942731
As an INTJ I think about suicide constantly. The world is really underwhelming.
ISFP.
I recommend suicide.
>>28942893
so you dated 4 people in the space of a few months? and ended relationships because of lack of anal... you're gay aren't you
>>28942943
No, I just like beating and sodomizing women. Vanilla sex is boring and I'd rather masturbate.
>>28942885
You fell for my trap roachie. How does it feel to be meemed on? You have no understanding of the level of smugness im operating on. I wanted you to correct me roachie.
>>28942700
I was a DJ in Atlanta's most exclusive stripclubs for 10 years... Customers at strip clubs don't realize the ONLY guy fucking the strippers is the DJ (I fucked all of the waitresses, too)
One night, I was taking four strippers home to fuck after work... By the time the cab arrived, three more strippers joined us.. I called a 2nd cab, and I FUCKED ALL SEVEN STRIPPERS BY MYSELF....
( 100% TRUE ) it actually took 3 days to finish the job, but it's absolutely 100% true... LOL at you assuming that you are in the superior bracket
SINcerely,
Johnny Neptune
hack_blastard's dad
>>28942957
i hope men like you make your want for violent sex known early into dating
if i put time and effort into a man and find out he gets off on hurting people i'll be so angry i'll shove something up his ass (only if he doesn't like anal)
>>28943007
It's all consensual. There's no point in forcing them. They have to need it. That's why I break up with them. Pic related
>>28942957
>>28943051
>tfw secretly desire abuse treatment and training
>tfw gf stops when i say stop
The Big Five test is a better version of the MBTI. It's also more scientifically accurate.
http://similarminds.com/bigfive.html
RCOEI/RLOEI is the type for INTJs. RCUEI/RLUEI is for INTPs. You can read more about it after you take the test yourself.
I am a RLOEI on any average day and a SLOEI on a bad one.
>>28943070
Are you a lesbian or a cuck? If you're a submale, you're fucking up. That shit's unnatural, no wonder your "dominant" gf doesn't have the balls to put you in your place.
>>28943051
like dude, i like making guys cross dress and pegging them and all that, yet even i find this kind of stuff creepy. you have to sexual get off on hurting someone, that's wild. maybe you have issues surrounding your masculinity
>>28943098
>submales are unnatural
how so?
but les
>>28943007
FUCK OFF ROASTIE
YOURE IN THE WRONG THREAD.
WOMEN VOLUNTEER TO BE SUBMISSIVE ROACHIES TO STRONG INTJ MEN
>>28943115
Didn't you know all INTJs are basically sociopaths. Feelings are for the weaker types.
>>28943142
forgot pic
originaldesuroachies
>>28943142
i'm an intj woman, you submit to ME you little faggot
>>28943115
No issues surrounding my masculinity. 6'0 southern boy here.
>>28943121
Women tend to have a harder time being as dominant as men, even if they like it. It may be time to have the safeword talk and get her to really go to town on you. Try showing her porn of what you want. One of my girlfriends stumbled across r/degradingholes (le rebbit) and literally pleaded to be treated like that.
>>28943168
yes mommy
>>28943147
Guy they're responding to here. I'm an ENTP. All of my INTJ friends are sexually boring.
Entp here cucks
>>28943185
what if theres no middleground though? she wanted to brand me at first and i shy'd away from that. i also have a low pain toleration so little makes me cry. do you ever learn to suck it up? when she beats my ass i cant stay still even though it turns me on
I'm 90% sure I'm a schizoid but fuck if I'm getting that shit tested
>tfw INFP
>literally only 4% of the worlds population
You don't know the meaning of isolation you, the only true robots are INFP's
Big dreams, Big memes, the silent observers
>INFPs often drift into deep thought, enjoying contemplating the hypothetical and the philosophical more than any other personality type. Left unchecked, INFPs may start to lose touch, withdrawing into "hermit mode", and it can take a great deal of energy from their friends or partner to bring them back to the real world.
>>28943242
I draw a line at anything that's going to leave a permanent mark, so branding is and should be out. As for your pain tolerance, you either get used to it or get over it. Either way, it's not like you get a choice in the matter. Nipple clamps and stuff are good for beginners. Another good one is to leave bruises on active spots on the body (chest, ass, etc). Biting is effective here, but most people can't tolerate it. Belts and stuff don't leave good bruises. Something you can use is a spoon, though -- the pain of getting hit with a spoon isn't unbearable, but after enough hits it leaves HELLA bruises. Leave some bruises above the nipples and sleep on your stomach. You'll wake up wet as fuck. I've gotten lots of "holy fuck" good morning messages.
>>28943206
That's because we have no need for animalistic pleasures of the body. We operate in a higher realm of existence that inferiors can't understand. If we choose to we can dominate every woman on the planet with strategic foresight.
>>28943186
Ts make terrible mommies
>>28943266
sounds like the description of a lazy pseudointellectual stoner faggot
>>28943206
>>28943213
>ENTP
oreganocommet
>>28943186
heres a head pat for being a good boy
>>28943308
Amen, fellow Chosen One.
>>28943266
a mentally unhealthy ISTP is the worst thing you can be
at least being INFP means you get enjoyment out of contemplating pointless drivel
>>28943266
>only 4%
>16 types
>100/16 = 6.25
infps are not a remarkably rare type
NJs are rare
NPs are slightly uncommon
SPs are slightly common
SJs are half the population
>>28943309
This. ISFJs make the best mommies
>>28943330
thank You so much Mommy <3
>>28943266
>infp
>more philosophical than the other INs
>>28943330
Thank you mommy. *licks thighs*
>>28943420
please end this
>Often enough people with the INFP personality type will emerge from this time alone having come to some momentous decision that even their closest friends didn't know was weighing on them, evading even the option of receiving the sort of support and advice they so readily give. Such is INFPs' way, for better or for worse.
how do I accept the fact that people are willing to help me through rough times, I mean shit man, I feel so bad telling people about my problems because I don't want them to have to deal with them
>>28943430
don't be rude or you, my little piggy, won't get any din dins!
>tfw ENTJ
b-brehs, am I honorary...?
>>28943472
No, you're more like us than you are like them. Introverts are trash.
>>28943456
Tfw a psychotic INTJ female has these images saved on her computerdisturbing but sexy.
>>28943472
you will make a slightly better pawn than average
>>28943420
This town isn't big enough for the two of us.
>*teleports behind you*
Nothing personal kid.
>>28943554
Both of you are ovenworthy af tbqh
>>28943266
Try INFJ, I'm the 1%.
>>28943491
Roachies stick to roach kind. They say how can the mastermind be so happy! Look at all this shit we have to feast on and he has none! Look at our society built out of trash! As they happily feast on their roachie diets in their roachie home, not knowing that their overlords can easily step on them any moment.
Check this guy's channel, he has some nice material. And his wife is a qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhKr3RDD_j0
>>28942345
INTP master race, all bow
>>28943554
*lets you hit my decoy*
*appears behind you*
Heh looks like puppet master just got his strings pulled.
*finishes you off*
>>28941752
ENTJ have all those qualities with it the downside of being passive, spineless, beta introvert. ENTJ will literally fuck your wife if they're not to busy leading a company.
>>28943313
>George Orwell
>Lazy pseudointellectual stoner faggot
nah
>tfw INTJ but part of me wanting to be ENTJ
is being ENTJ part of being normalfag?
>>28943613
the fact that you argued back and didn't accept the beating while cutting yourself indicates that you aren't an INFP
>>28943569
INFJs serve as loyal counterparts to the INTJ, more loyal deserving and trusted than the INTPs who are mere cogs to INTJs. You will serve me well INFJ. Now take my coat.
>>28943492
you are now my third son, i decided
>>28943672does Mommy have an email?
>>28941752
Most people don't know themselves well enough to take that test objectively. Three is a statistically improbable ammount. I did that in a class once and the chick that got intj was absolutely, by no means, an intj. People answer with cognitive dissonance in that they answer what they would like to act like, not how they actually act.
>>28943660
The fact that you didnt prepare for all possible outcomes proves your just another roach or at best a lesser INTJ.
Psshh nothing personnel kid.
>>28943627
That says nothing about the validity of my post in regards to theirs. Your post is pointless.
Fellow INTJs, I have deviated from our path of righteousness and have tested as INTP the last two trials. Help me. How should I proceed to regain my former glory?
>>28943627
1984 was pretty shitty to be honest.
>>28943613
*Flash of light*
*Appears behind you*
Haha I see you are a fighter.. Well that's good. But its not going to save you from my Nippon folded steel katana.
*kills you*
///Out of character///
>>28943660
>>28943720
That guy isn't me
>>28943672
Dont listen to >>28943688
im the guy you replied to and the one who first posted mommy.
That other poster is undeserving and i am the one youre looking for.
>>28943688
i don't find you to be of enough worth to receive my contact details
>>28943610
Thinking inferiors. You need to think about stuff to know things while INTJs know everything already without trying.
>>28943622
INTJs are more intellectually alpha than ENTJs. ENTJs are just brutes like ISTJs. They make good corporate slaves. INTJs are the brains and ENTJs are the muscle.
>>28943796
understood Mommy, sorry to even ask.
>>28943752
It seems as if you being one of the Chosen People was merely nothing more than self-deception. There is nothing left to do for you but accept your place as a footnote in our greater plan.
>>28943765
*Dimensional warp hits you and you realize it was all an illusion all along*
*You realize youre now in the shadow realm, trapped. As you hear a faint echo of my voice loom above overhead* Hah Hah Hah Roachie. Nothing personnel.
Any fellow ENTP?
INTJs seem common on image boards. Something about anonymous shitposting appeals to the personality type.
If you're not INTJ or INTP then you're a normalfag and need to leave.
>>28943622
INTJs are too busy ignoring texts, tinder messages and emails from your wife, daughter and that cute girl in accounting while the INTJ works on his master plan because fuck roachies and roasties.
INTJs also dont care about money, they make enough of it passively with little effort and still manage to be a top earner while the ENTJ slaves away in pursuit of money which he finds lucrative
>>28943736
George Orwell falls into INFP, your post was directed at INFP's
>>28943799
That is where you're wrong my INTJ. We have all the brains you do and we're social. We can manipulate people to do our bidding. There's literally no downside.
>>28943905
This ENTJ is king of the roachies and nothing more
Just a bigger splatter mark under the boot of an INTJ
>>28943870
There have been multiple, do you even ctrl-f?
>INTJs actually believe they're human
>>28943830
*Accepts fate and makes a new life for himself in the shadow realm from all of his saving that he invested in the salmon market *
>>28943622
NEET ENTJ here.
How useless am I?
>>28943905
And what master plan could that possibly be? You're fucking nerds, all your hard work goes right to you ENTJ bosses and managers.
![1464655409413[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/zP9gQfT.gif "1464655409413[1].gif")
>>28941752
I remember something similar from highschool.
The psychology teacher was such a faggot.
>ask us for our types
>I'm intj
>answer wrong on purpose and get ENTJ
>another time he was teaching us something about reflexive fear instinct
>tries to jump scare us
>mentioned everyone jumped, and I just blinked.
That made me seem edgier than I would liked to have been seen in hindsight.
>have to do a hypnotism relaxation thing.
>lights are off, people brought pillows for that day
>I scream at myself in my head to not relax and not get hypnotized
I was /mischief/ before it existed.
>>28943622
>the most logical is somehow the most poor
>>28944000
>ENTJ
>Not ruthlessly empire building
You're not one.
>>28944000
How the fuck is that even possible?
Originals
>>28943936
My post was directed at the description that user provided for INFP, nothing about the personality type or the people themselves. You'll notice the word "description" was the subject of the sentence.
>>28943967
Introverts are fucking nerds. How are you going to mastermind anything when you're too big of a pussy to give a speech.
ENTs are the true master race.
>>28943905
>>28943944
Yes ENTJs are the rats in the rat race. Always chasing the cheese like mindless sheep. Their puny brains can only think in one dimension. They don't know about the higher realm that exists.
>>28944025
Careful to not cut yourself there, Anon
>>28944073
>thinking House is INTJ
>not understanding the cognitive function stack
>thinking House is Ni-Te-Fi-Se
>thinking of the MBTI as a personality test
kys
>>28944026
my type isn't even on the fucking list
Any INTJs here managed to join a debate club without pissing people (women and lesser males) off?
You'll find INTJs are quite capable of social engineering when necessary to progress towards the one true Goal that INTJs and only INTJs know and may speak of, ENTJ roaches.
>>28944119
Entps are the masters of debate, not intjs. Entps are much more quick witted in conversation.
>>28944029
But it's all I ever get when I take the test.
>>28944032
I'm busy metalworking. I sell shit at shows sometimes. I'm also trying to start a game company with some friends, but I doubt it'll actually be successful.
>>28944140
I've never met an INTJ who could make it through a debate without stuttering and looking like an idiot. Most of them are too autistic to actually be persuasive.
>>28944139
Autisti- I mean- articulately put.
saw this in a normie facebook group
they are catching on
>>28943799
>thinking things through is worse than having a quick guess and moving on
>>28944168
When I used to be an engineering major my teams always had me do the presenting for them. I don't get why anyone thinks talking in front of people is hard. I also do open mic stand up around town.
>>28944001
We let you take the boss jobs so you can slave away working 90 hours a week while we make a cushy amount of money and have free time to pursue our own goals and desires. ENTJS are wagecucks to the the extreme, their existence is for money.
Just wait roachie, the true power of INTJ surpasses the ENTJs max power by the magnitude of the sun.
>>28944179
>feelers being the knights
>>28944213
INTJs are useless without people to tell what to do and be pretentious at.
>>28943978
>>28943978
You have made a noble life for yourself in the shadow realm and proven
*Returns you to our original realm of existence and transfers the puppet master powers to you*
>>28944168
Anecdotal evidence is insignificant, roachie.
>>28944202
(ENTP) I am always the center of attention in my friend circle. Most of my friends are also NTs, but they're fucking useless at conversations unless you want to talk about sperglord topics and even then they trip over themselves.
>>28944025
He was probably trying to molest you and your big INTJ cock with the lights off and you hypnotized
He just knew you had a big one because youre INTJ
>>28944247
I am also an ENTP. I can get people excited about anything. Chicks I date always tell me I'm hard to read. It's like, yeah, I'm smarter than you and I have no strong convictions about anything.
I don't get how normal people pigeonhole themselves so much. Like the average person is so unbelievably predictable in thoughts and actions. I like to gauge guys by what shoes they wear and talk to people differently based on that. It almost always works. I also talk to black people differently, totally different body language and speech and they always fucking love me.
>>28944098
>he's not smart enough to know house is INTJ
plebian
>>28944193
I could never be wrong if I tried. That's why INTJs have the highest IQs out of any type. You keep plugging away with that thinking there champ you will get there eventually.
>>28944315
>he watches drama television
>>28942705
I'm ENFP
>>28944098
House is widely accepted as INTJ
>>28944119
No. Theyre all roachies.
>>28944140
ENTPs debate with emotion, INTJs debate with pure intellectual power and will always leave the ENTP in the dust with an onslaught of facts and information that the ENTP just cant comprehend fast enough.
>>28944179
INTJs the most powerful ENTJ the ceremonial ruler with a little amount of power. Accurate.
>>28944241
Exact opposite is true. INTJs always do what interests them and what they feel like doing, instead of being another roachie. Companies looking to higher roachies for their system filter out INTJS in fear of their power. Not even making this up.
>>28944179
The fuck? ISFP-T here. Is this insinuating I'm a pawn because I observe instead of intuit? Makes total sense, right right.
>>28944315
Actually Intps have the highest with Intjs in second place. Nice try not being wrong though
The amount of ironic shitposting in this thread is incredible.
>>28944303
>I like to gauge guys by what shoes they wear and talk to people differently based on that. It almost always works. I also talk to black people differently
Or things everybody does and has managed to pick up on by the age of 15 including all but the most severe of autists
The Myers-Briggs personality types are just astrology for people who think they are too smart for astrology,
>MFW I see these autistic posts every other day
>>28944360
>protip
Emotion trumps facts in debates. Why do you think OJ got off? The mob is fickle. If you weren't so autistic you would know that.
>>28942705
Okay, I'm ISTP and I'm just wondering, what the fuck am I supposed to be doing in that picture?
>>28944366
pretty much
there is a strong correlation with preference for Sensation and lower IQs
>>28944402
It's an abstract kind of feel
meme more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXRinzI9Jmc
some music for this thread
infp here
no not just having a bad day, I was a writer since I was a kid and now seek to become the poet of the century
try and stop me
>>28944432
Poetry is dead, you're too late
>>28944420
>Sensing
>Thinker
>Abstract feel
???
>>28944448
things always die and become revitalized
>>28944398
>The Myers-Briggs personality types are just astrology for people who think they are too smart for astrology,
This is what people who score roachie status results tell their self about Myers-Briggs in order to cope with their roachie existence.
You have no clue what it means to be an INTJ roachie
Could someone link me to this test? I see these threads alot but I never took the test
>>28944389
I think you forgot a verb.
>>28944477
Here you go.
http://www.niceme.me
>>28944470
Yeah, live theater seems to be doing incredibly against movies.
>>28944374
Did your inferior intp brain tell you that? Because it's wrong. Every smart person in history was INTJ. It's just facts and you can't argue with facts. INTPs think too much inside their head and never accomplish anything.
>>28944477
Look up 16personalities
>Used to be INTJ every time
>Am now E every time
I will not excuse myself or ask you to mourn me, former brothers, but be the best INTJ you can be for me.
>>28944228
but that's correct though
idealistic and full of dreams, willing to help others achieve greatness, nicknamed "sentinels"
>>28944315
House is an ENTP on drugs friend. Its been discussed to death. Its actually a running joke about how all the INTJs on the internet love to claim [smart character] from anyshow is an INTJ. You people are full of yourselves and its amusing.
>>28944417
Uh, please provide some kind of proof. I'm not buying it.
> people decide INTP and INTJ are the true robots
> now these two types are duking it out
I'm INTP and this trolling is just dumb
>>28944463
Idk probably has to do with his hands being in view then because tinkering with mundane shit is fun to you
>>28944505
We are still communicating using words so as long as we are still doing that its relevant.
How do robots feel about ISTP
>>28944519
But brother, you are perhaps the most useful cog of all. What would we do without our precious figurehead?
>>28944507
Why do all INTJ's act like autists while INTP's can actually hide their feelings?
>>28944399
>. Why do you think OJ got off?
Literal plausible deniability from cops tainting the crime scene and breaking procedures and a million dollar legal team
Try again roachie
>Emotion trumps facts in debates.
It does not trump the onslaught of facts and logic that the INTJ posses and easily dishes out in a logical manner. ENTPs are simply out smarted by INTJs.
Besides INTJs can fake emotions easily if seen as necessary. Emotions and roachies arent hard
>The mob is fickle. If you weren't so autistic you would know that.
INTJs growing up sorting the roachies out before any other group
>>28944521
reals trumps feels, faglord
>>28944507
j-just like albert einstein
>>28944536
It's amusing that you posted a serious reply to him, inbred.
>>28944480
What verb?
>>28944564
Too long, didn't read.
You need a logline to grab people's attention.
I don't think you'll ever be personable enough to manipulate anyone.
>>28944562
INTPs are paralyzed INTJs. The J pushes them to action and judgement, while the Ps observe everything endlessly, learning but not doing shit about it.
It's why Einstein is a INTP. He basically stole math from others and put it all together.
>this INTJ hugbox
Painfully unaware that ISTP is the true overlords.
Muh intelligence.
"i am rly smart but soooo lazy"
>>28944616
>drones
>overlord of anything but being a cog
>>28944616
See >>28944179 and humble yourself, roachie.
>>28941752
I tried to be normie for years, started lifting, trying to get acquainted with others. It felt so fruitless and it was. I do like that I lifted though feels as if I don't look like a push over nice guy.
Now I've come to terms and accepted my condition and try to find what makes me appreciate it more rather than being in pain most of the time. Yeah I get depressed a lot but this world isn't meant to please 24/7
>>28944519
Off my board Roachie
No room for you here anymore!
>>28944544
can and will provide more if you need it, the link is fairly well established.
http://research.similarminds.com/intelligence-test-performance-and-myers-briggs-type/28
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/per.471/abstract;jsessionid=E1C8D18C57828C96B332B25495F39D13.f03t04
>>28944547
Were master minds and intellectuals before were robots. There are other types more robot than INTJ and INTP
Infj fuck you guys
>>28944557
you're useful and have a personality
as an INFP, I both like and dislike the independence of ISTP's, on one hand it's admirable, on the other they aren't as loyal in the long run
basically if you were a woman you'd fuck on the first date and then break up soon after
>>28944610
This is what a defeated roachie looks like.
>>28944570
you don't understand the idea of "feeling" in the context, it's not that they mope around and are >tfw no gf
fags, it's that they have empathy for others
>>28944507
No, a study with thousands of people told me that. I think you were accidently right about something with the last sentence in your posting though
>>28944544
Yes sensates are a lower form of life that should be eradicated at all costs in order to advance the human race.
>>28944562
I am the intellectual alpha. You just can't keep up.
>>28944536
ENTPs are kind of cute in a way. They think they are smart like INTJs but they are actually intellectual imposters. Scram worm. If I wanted wrong answers I would ask an ENTP or INTP.
>>28941797
I had to take this once a year in highschool for narrowing career ideas
INFP has the highest average IQ. All of you are pretty much wrong. Wow.
>>28944680
meant to post this as well
>>28944767
>ESFJs above 100
please
>>28944610
INTJs dont really try to manipulate people, manipulation is for the weaker of the types. INTJs dominance comes from just being outright superior to their peers to the point where its not even a question that theyre better.
>>28944767
The distribution of the types must be unequal AS FUCK for that chart to be real.
>>28944760
what do INTJ's think of INFP's
>intellectual alpha
more like social beta desu
>>28944767
>INTJ's still swearing they're smart
>>28944767
>unsourced image
>reverse search
>nothing
>>28944804
>>28944810
it's fake
anybody can make this shit up
>>28944616
>he's an inferior sensate
plz leave brute there are no ditches to dig here
>>28944476
Oh shit ! I have no idea what its like to be INTJ? That's odd, since that is what the test told me I am.
So, I guess you are sort of trapped in your own "logic" now, eh? Am I the revered INTJ like the test told me, thus proving my point, or am I a "roachie," and the test is wrong, still proving my point?
Nice try, though, robot. This whole MBPT bullshit is just an extension of one of hte most natural human tendencies; the desire to belong to a group, to be "included," to have a community. Just another pathetically arbitrary stat that robots and morons and normies alike all use to feel "special."
Guess what? You aren't.
>>28944767
Nice try photoshopping that image you liar INFP. You thought I couldn't see through it? Here is the real one.
>tfw INTJ threads are pure unfiltered autism
>tfw INTP threads are actual discussions
ISTJ/ISTP going into law enforcement here.
Currently interning at my city's PD. It feels amazing to solve shit with detectives.
I've always wondered. What kind of RPG classes do you think each personality type would be best suited for?
I am ENTJ-A or ENTP-A depending on my mood. Anyone else here /alphatieralpha/?
>>28944557
As an INTP, we are similar in our aloof stoicism but ISTPs are very pragmatic and dont care for/dont understand anything overly intellectual or abstract. In this way it always feel like I have to make an effort to bridge a gap from my side to theirs or they'll be dismissive of what I have to say. At the same time the similarities are nice and it's always a relaxed conversation regardless of the content. Talking about down to earth things is okay once in a while I guess.
>>28944808
INFPs are more advanced than sensates but they will never be able to reach the plane of higher intellectualism that INTJs inhabit.
>>28944892
>average is 90-100 in most western countries
>all personality types are 100 or above
Does not compute. This personality shit is so fucking stupid. It's all a bunch of bullshit use to make you feel important or unique. Notice how they all talk about the good traits of each type, never the bad. Notice how all types average to to about 115 IQ.
>>28942985
You must be an ENTP
>>28944924
>INTJ
Wizard
>INFP
Scout
>ISTP
Warrior
I don't really know any of the other personality types
>>28944961
As an EXQP, I think you're a fucking faggot.
>>28944760
You'd eradicate the people that are happy to do all the boring jobs for intuitives? That's not very smart is it.
>>28944958
No.
This is R9K.
All autistic INTJ
>>28944859
Just another roach pretending to be INTJ
Nothing to see here puppet masters.
>>28944859
>>28944899
A cog stuck, the machine stops, add a little oil grease, the cog moves, and the machine starts again.
If INTJs are so superior, why are they all stuck shitposting on a Bosnian cow-milking summit?
Checked and mated.
>>28945013
Just another faggot pretending to be some mastermind.
Nothing to see here folks.
>>28945051
because they're betas that can't actually apply their intellect anywhere useful, to do that you'd have to have the social capacity to apply somewhere and interact with others
>>28945004
As a faggot, I think you should fucl off loser
>>28942308
The way he acted on film reminded me of myself, an INTP.
