Ugly, poorly hygienic girls are a meme, you wouldn't really want one.
You just want a slutty Stacey girl.
What's with the huge increase in fujoshi-posting lately? Are NEET girls trying to force themselves as a meme?
>>28940592
Fujoshi girls are virgins with hobbies why dislike them? Theyd gladly sit on their bfs face
>>28940560
They don't want ugly lumpy unhygienic girls. They want nerd Stacey with glasses.
Well, if she became hygienic I'd be into her.
Hygiene is a pretty basic desire for anyone seeking a partner of any kind.
>>28940560
Its ok. I'd wash her. I'm sure she'd be OK with baths if she got head and back rubs every time.
>>28940624
face sitting is a degenerate fetish, senpai. In fact any position in which the female is a above the male is disgusting.
>>28940624
They don't wash themselves though, their vag and asshole probably smell putrid.
>>28940624
You're avoiding my question.
>>28940665
Fuck off. There's literally nothing more sexy than a stinky BO smelling sweaty unwashed little girl.
>>28940698
>>any position in which the female is a above the male is disgusting
>he doesn't like getting ridden
you some sort of dick sucking queer anon?
>>28940560
I would want them to be cute (reasonably, my standards aren't very high), but I don't care about them having a poor hygiene. That just means less other men will like them, so more chances for me.
I actually had a fujoshi gf in high school. I was friends with a bunch of her smelly fujoshi friends. Most of the posts here are inaccurate or sound like they come from virgin fantasies. Last time I posted this r9k got btfo.
AMA.
>>28940769
I'm not a horse. I will not be ridden.
>>28940769
That's a cute webm.
>>28940769
Shit, I'm in a worst situation than the MOBA people. I really hit rock bottom.
>>28940814
>he doesn't likes sitting back while she works the D
lol look at this faggot
>>28940800
What was she like? Details.
>>28940769
anon, i would like to see more of this
>>28940889
Imagine sitting in the middle of a landfill, knee deep in week old pus, with a homeless man cumming on your face.
Its that sorta feel.
>>28940800
How would you describe the smell? :^) :^) :^) :^) lmak
>>28940769
is this her? seems cute
>>28940894
http://xvid6.com/fucking-and-playing-heroes-of-the-storm/
>>28940889
>>28940922
She was okay. She smelled like regular grocery store shampoo. Her friends would all hang out in the designated weeb corner of the theater hall. That corner smelled like sweat and unwashed body. It's not a pleasant smell.
>>28940914
You aren't me.
>>28940940
I don't think so. Here are all her videos
http://www.pornhub.com/users/wildest_dreams/videos/public
>>28940946
thank you anon
original comments
>>28940914
you sound like a bitter virgin desu
>>28940989
>http://www.pornhub.com/users/wildest_dreams/videos/public
i've already lost interest
>>28941035
>calling someone a bitter virgin on /r9k/
summerfag, pls leave
>tfw you just want to be with a kind 6.5/7 qt
Maybe i should visit the countryside.
I would never date somebody unhygienic, I'm too much of a clean freak myself. I do however want to date an ugly forever alone girl but I'm too afraid of being judged. I barely care about looks, as long as we have compatible personalities I'm happy, but I think my family and friends would think less of me and judge me for it.
>>28941101
>muh summer
Hellooooooooooooooooooo Reddit!
>>28940658
>They don't want ugly lumpy unhygienic girls
I do want an ugly gf. Not sure about unhygienic, maybe in some ways, but I like cleanliness.
>>28941645
>>28941316
>>28940914
Just take a shower with her you fags
>>28940778
>but I don't care about them having a poor hygiene.
You might think so now but if you actually ended up in that situation you'd change your tune pretty quick. I once dated a fujoshi type with shitty hygiene. I eventually had to develop a system where I got her to eat or drink something for a while before I kissed her because her breath was usually so bad. I mentioned it to her a few times and it never helped. You want to kiss your fujoshi gf with tongue? I've got new for you: bad breath isn't just a smell. It's a TASTE. And it is vile.
General body odor was a constant thing, of course, but if you're attracted enough to someone you can usually ignore it or even pretend you're into it like this loser: >>28940732.
But that's not all there is to your unhygienic gf, oh no. What about her period? Are you prepared for big smears of period blood all over the bottom AND top of your toilet seat? Are you ready to feel something squish underfoot as you walk across her room and look down to find a pair of panties, covered mostly in crusted blood, but still slightly wet in the center, now stuck to your foot? Do you have ANY idea of what a room smells like when it's been shut up all day during the summer with a uncovered trashcan filled with various period blood-soaked items? No, you don't. You think she'd just be a cute girl who's kinda smelly. You don't think about running your fingers through her hair and later finding mounds of dandruff stuck under your nails.
Yes, all of this actually happened to me. Unless you've got some hardcore fetishes for this stuff, you don't want the real thing.
>>28940560
I do want a slutty Stacy but I'm extremely ugly so I can't get one
>>28942065
I cannot believe there are women so disgusting in this world. We should increase research of artificial wombs and execute them all when it is ready.
>>28942065
Confirmed I have bad breath/teeth and serious dandruff. Plus I'm sure slightly smelly.i also purgeso my bathroom/toilet is spotless. But I'm sure that my breath is x500000 worse because of it. You give and you get?idk what's gonna happen if/when I meet my internet bf. I'm terrified out of my wits and I have panic attacks after I talk to him most nights. I'm trying to create a tulpa to help me stop binging and puking and start taking care of myself but it's not working and obviously I'm fucking lazy. I'm probably just going to have to make that change.PS: I haven't showered in 4 months
>>28940560
I have to see a girl that didn't give a fuck about her appearance
unhygienic girls are just a meme
>>28942408
I really almost regret posting this even though I know he's never gonna see it but I just need to make it clear, fujoshi GFs are NOT what you want. We don't even want ourselves.
>>28942408
go take a shower right now
>>28942065
>pretend you're into it
Just because you're not doesn't mean everyone else isn't either.
>''I want a introvert, mentally ill, disgusting, unhygenic, extremely shy girl''
Yeah, that's cool but she doesn't want YOU, you know exactly what she wants and it's definitely not some retarded, ugly faggot like yourself
>>28942065
to be desu the only truly awful thing you listed was the smelly breath. I could totally work with everything else
I just want the female equivalent of myself.
>>28942591
O-okay fampai. I will.
>>28940769
aww, she's riding daddy while he's gaming
>>28942408
I feel so sorry for you. You on any meds?
>>28942408
>idk what's gonna happen if/when I meet my internet bf
How long have you known him? Does he know you're disgusting?
>>28942408
You sound attractive to me, but i am a total degenerate.
You don't know me. Degeneracy feels right at home for me.
>>28942065
You should've brushed your neet otaku girlfriend's teeth if she was too lazy to do it herself. That's true love. You prick.
>>28942408
Can you talk more about your lack of hygiene? A lot of details please.
Do you shave?
Also i kind of call bullshit on not showering. your skin would be sore and itchy by now. I would know because i sometimes go weeks without showering.
>>28942065
This, holy fuck. This.
I take care of my body, I'd expect the girl I date do the same as a minimum. Beyond that, anything's fair game (except chinks).
>>28942591
Thank you, Anon. Just got out. I know I can't exactly prove it but you'll have to take my word on this one. Really, thank you again.
>>28942754
Yeah, they don't always stay down though. I guess I don't digest/metabolize fast enough, so sometimes the capsules will show up with midnight binges and stuff. I've been eating fruit in the morning with them lately and that seems to help.
>>28942891
He knows I'm disgusting and he knows I think I'm revolting and heinous but he says he doesn't care but I don't think he understands the full extent of how gross I am.
>>28942961
thanx senpai!!
>>28943561
>He knows I'm disgusting and he knows I think I'm revolting and heinous but he says he doesn't care but I don't think he understands the full extent of how gross I am.
I'm so fucking jealous. Why can't I find a girl like you?
>>28942205
schuyler
>>28943151
I don't shave. Lucky for me, I inherited hairless legs!!! Not very hairy anywhere, really. If I have to shave my armpits for like a sundress or something I use that little Venus razor on the go thing.
My skin doesn't really itch at all but I do get little bumps and bruises and stuff. I think they're comedones. They don't itch but some of them are kind of pink or red. This is a very new thing for me.
I could be wrong though, because I have dermatillomania and worry that everything is a fucking clogged pore so my face has lots of little scars where I scratch and pick at them.
My skin's always been on the drier side so maybe that's why I don't itch? Or maybe I just got used to it. Idk. My head does itch but I tie my hair up all the time and I forget about it most of the time.
Because of my dermatillomania I am constantly preening at my face, and as a result during more obsessive times, I'll wash it and give myself ridiculous 7-10 product facials 5 nights in a row because I'm fucking insane.
I used to have good oral hygiene but because I'm scared of bulimia mouth, I rinse with baking soda and water or chew tums but I don't brush my teeth until 3 hours after purging because if you brush right after, it'll rub the acid in more. It's probably counterintuitive because I forget to brush entirely most of the time but so far no teeth have fallen out. I really have to stop. It's fucking me up and I don't need additional help with that.
>>28943636
With massive self esteem issues? Tumblr.
>>28944045
That raises further questions
Are you fat? How do you occupy yourself? Are you educated? Where did it all go wrong?
>>28943151
>>28944045
Oh, I forgot to mention, I don't really get periods anymore bc I'm underweight so it makes it much easier for me to skip showering, but when I did I used tampons and those little wet wipes and I'd like to think that helpedprolly not though
>>28944349
I want to nut in you and your vag would smell like my cum for days.
>>28944216
Not fat anymore.
I have an office job actually, and have managed not to get fired and make pretty decent money.
I graduated and I'm taking classes at night.so basically no
I've always been pretty fucked up. It's just slowly spiralled out of control.
>>28940560
but I do,.
The funny part is I can see my self falling in love with a girl like that, If bo starts getting a trouble for me, I would wash her gently and lovely, I would like to be motivation of her becoming better, I don't mind smells, sometimes they are attractive,.
But what I don't see, is her falling for me.
She probably would be into a 2d husbando, or a 3d cuter guy which she dreams he would save her,... but definitely not me.
I can clearly see how she ghosts me and feel repulsed by me and my existence.
she wouldn't want me.
I just want a qt azn gf who likes me and has similar interests.
Doesn't even really have to be Asian, just don't be horrifically ugly and don't be a cold hearted bitch and we'll be fine. Some shared interest wouldn't hurt.
Are my standards too high, /r9k/?
>>28945388
If your standard is pic related, yes unless you are
>rich
>at least 8/10 (unless also azn in which case 6.5/10)
or
>law student, med student, lawyer, doctor, or CEO
I don't mean to be rude when I ask this but, why do some people just not bathe? I mean I can hardly stand to go more then 2 days without a shower. It's not like a quick shower takes more than 5 minutes.
>>28945800
Because I don't want to and you can't make me.
>>28945874
Welp, can't argue with that
>>28945800
It begins as a slow downward spiral that starts by neglecting things like that dirty pot that's been sitting on the stove for a week, some dirty clothes left strewn around the bedroom, an empty pizza box or Chinese food carton lying around
As time passes the showers become less frequent, the piss jugs become real, and those ants swarming in your kitchen? Fuck it you can live with them
>>28940716
Isn't that the whole point of face sitting, that you're forced to sniff whatever she smells like? I'm not a face-sitting degenerate though.
>>28946314
Yes but you want to do it with someone that practices basic hygeine
Yall niggas are nasty
Bad hygiene leads to health problems
Hell a shower 3 times a week isn't hard.
>>28940560
it's more that i fantasize about a cute girl who's into my interests and has some kind of unique characteristic, yes. i'm aware that it's hollywood ugly, not real ugly.
as long as she wipes her ass and brushes her teeth i would literally date any girl
>>28940560
actually i would prefer them
heres the real issue
when i say i would, you retards think it means i want sone fat as fuck ugly hambeast or a twig girl who wont even try working out to become sexy
there is no medium
i'm a stinky neet with relatively bad hygiene(i do the must do's like brushing teeth and not being an enpty food container pack rat) but im not super ugly or out of shape/fat at all and i'm actually smart
there is no female equiv
either they are really attractive bitches or really ugly bitches
>>28945800
I'm currently showering semi-regularly (like two times a week) but I've had times where I've gone a month without showering.
The thing is that past a certain point it gets easier to not shower. You're already used to the smell and greasy hair, and then showering just means you'll get a taste of cleanliness again and will want to go back to that routine. And having a routine takes time and energy and I don't wanna have another chore when I'm depressed
>>28946487
Have you ever been in a girl's bedroom?
Always covered with dirty laundry and empty perfume containers and shit
Sometimes they'll throw all that shit in the closet if they know someone is coming over
Theyre no meme, they just want the same guys every other girl wants too. Women are programmed to only mate with the best. As men, we have to find our way around this.
>>28946657
this.
t. this.
>>28946657
wrong
humans overcame their primal animalistic urgers aeons ago, that's ehy we have technology and language now
don't lump hernest animay watching goys in with sluts that chase dicks uncontrollably
Ladies love confidence bro
Do something that makes you get out and meet people. Something that's active so you can lose the belly. Something that you can relate to and the people you meet can relate with as well
Larping.
>>28946573
i have some clothes around myself desu but i don't bleed every month so i feel different about the standards men and women have for hygiene
>inb4 some roasty calls me hypocrite
nothing hypocritical about it, there's a reason women have biohazard safe trash cans in their designated bathrooms and men dont
>have you ever been in girls room
short answer: i lived with nothing but women my whole life
>>28946863
>i lived with nothing but women my whole life
Has that resulted in being good with women or the complete opposite?
I would literally want any gf as long as she was a weeb and a robot, but they want a chad bf so you can't argue that.
>>28947156
but there can't be robot girls, is a contradictory statement in its self.
>>28947052
i'm actually great when it comes to talking a wimmin into something and knowing what they are trying to pull, but i dislike/avoid women for that same reason
i could probably be a lower tier chad if i just became a shell of my real self but i dont want to give up my beliefs or my likes to appease to feminist society
>>28947156
There's not enough chads to go around though and chads only want stacys so they'll eventually settle for robots once they figure this out
>>28947191
Chad is born
You cannot become Chad
Best you can do is become a turbonormie
>>28947239
im fine with that and it's only more reason to never even try it
having the physical/mental gifts =/= being born as an abuser of them
>>28947326
Nothing abusive about using your good looks to get laid m8
>>28947381
sure there is
it's called being greedy
>>28947484
Getting laid isn't being greedy it's part of a healthy lifestyle
>>28940716
I'd still fuck her and plug my nose. I picked my nose too much when I was younger so a nice clothespin on there would do me good. Plus no kissing it makes me gag if she doesn't have 100% pure white teeth
How do you get a Fuji whatever gf?
>>28947666
t-those trips aren't a good sign...
Perhaps I should find a virgin fuji-thingy gf so we can have a holy matrimony under God
>>28940769
This intimacy is just making me depressed as fuck
>>28940769
>hots2
i literally threw up
>>28947528
purposely using your status to leverage all odds in your favor constantly when you already had your pick of the litter is definantly greed
if a group of 5 kids had 5 cookies and one of the kids knew how to trick the others except one into giving him a half of each of their own cookies and by the next time they get cookies, he convinces them to give up 3/4th's because "reasons", then he would be taking more than what was previously equally divided. how can i compare those scenarios you probably are wondering. well, in both cases, there's enough for everyone and everyone essentially needs to eat. when one of the persons is overeating, someone has to be undereating. the problem? overeating and undereating are detrimental to the health of any human and human society overall.
>>28947751
Sex is YOUR problem anon. You can always fap. If you want an emotional relationship you should look harder or become fit and fuck stacies.
>>28947843
>sex is your problem
well then you are contradicting yourself here
you just said, assuming that was you, that getting laid is healthy
which is it...sex is healthy or it's just sonething you do in your personnel timereading the rest of your reply i can see it's just a memepost though, because i've already explained that i'm fit and have no issue with women except seeing them as the animalistic beings they actually are
>>28948018
I was responding to the cookie guy.
That analogy doesnt make sense. You cant just magically satisfy hunger by rubbing yourself. You can do that with sex.
As for you,
if you think women are animalistic beings good for you. If you can satisfy whatever sexual urges you may have without women good for you. Im sure feminists think the same about men like yourself. Im not saying they are right its just their thoughts.
>>28948630
i am that guy so you're repsonding to me
as for your two cents that is unrelated,keep it in your pocket because it's condescending, sort of like a woman, as if I need you to tell me that
>>28948630
my analogy is spot on btw, yoi're logic is just flawed/misplaced or you support cuck culture
>>28945304
areyoume.webm
But for some reason I think it would be fine if we both admit we can't do better and the only reason we are together is to feel the warmth of someone while we fantasize about our 2D counterparts.
>>28948674
>>28948702
So your saying that you should be given sex because you exist and you have needs?
>>28948787
I am not you, am I?
>>28949151
that's what you said irc
>>28942408
I was with a bulimic for a year and a half and truly I can say without a doubt that what you're doing is disgusting and should be stopped ASAP. It definitely put major dents in our relationship if you like this guy get your shit in check where he's not going to have a fucking panic attack being around you.
