Does r9k like my dock at night?
I bought a flashlight, and am ready to shitpost at night. We will go on le ebin adventures.
>>28939247
Take pics of your homestead shit shack shanty. You should decorate it with globe lights. Something cozy looking like in borderlands.
Here is Shit Canyon at night. Creepy.
Hey I like your dock, are you taking requests?
>>28939247
>>28939453
Does your camera run on piss jugs? Show us what you're living in.
>>28939457
Yes, I am.
I am looking for my frog bros.
>>28939247
Are you some kind of swamp hillbilly? Wtf anon.
>>28939524
My house. I sleep in here.
I turned my trip on incase of samefags.
Do you have favourite frogs yet?
the dock looks pretty small, thinking of an expansion?
>>28939663
There are about five frogs, they are all frog bros. The dock isn't small, I'm just 7'4"
Submarine frog hunting.
>>28939709
What's up with your hands?
>>28939807
Have to hold my phone and my submarine frogbro finder.
I will call this one DAT BOI because I say "oh shit waddap" when it comes up and goes back down.
ITS DAT BOI
OH.SHIT
WADDDAPPPPP
>>28939960
some faggot in another thread was giving shit about you not caring about the world. He said that you must be a failure and that you living in a shed was pathetic. I guess some normies will never understand that not everyone is sated by the normal lifestyle. not sure how much you enjoy it but i know i'd take any discomfort to live in a nice swamp
r u shrek
>>28940072
They can GET OUT IF MY DOCK.
>>28940135
Did you build the dock?
Alsothanks dockbro
>>28939247
What type of phone camera are you using to take these photos?
Cool dock
What does the swamp look like during the day?
this is an amazing thread
capping for future generations
>>28940191
Yes, I built the dock without nails.
>>28940089
Get out of my swamp.
>>28940246
A decent camera on an LG phone.
>>28940271
Pic relates.
You arent clubbing or harming those frogs are you?
>>28939247
Op take a picture of your horrible home. Also I would recommend you making a garden and growing tomatoes, cucumbers and other veggies instead of digging in your own feces all day.
Give us a clear shot of the designated shitting canyon and your bed.
>>28940321
No, the last one was way better imo.
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28929566
>>28940425
Shit Canyon is specifically for waste. Also, look here for my home. >>28939595 . The bag of dog food was my dinner for three months. Nothing like frying crushed up dog food into pancakes. So comfy.
>>28940474
it would be advisable to grow food though, that way if your autism bucks ever get cut you'll have a backup plan
>>28940346
I'm gonna be honest here...
that looks comfy as fuck. It reminds me of this one small murky pond behind my grandmother's house where we would look for salamanders, frogs and other things.
Looking back on it, it was a really just patch of land the local ATV club owned as a trail head, but allowed me to hang out there by myself. Damn these photos bring back memories.
>>28940346
How big is the swamp? Do you ever go boating in it?
>>28940515
This. your next project should be a garden Dockbro. You could find some wild lettuce and other stuff and plant it.
you are the only tripfaggot I like. keep posting these comfy threads
>>28940474
How do you deal with the mosquitos?
Dock bro,
If i came to visit would you let me bring you food in exchange for seeing frog bros and shitting in shit canyon ?
>>28940556
I only tripcode on my threads, so I woukdn't say I'm a fag with trips.
>>28940519
I only have this puddle, which is not good for boats.
>>28940621
Sure, just eat some dog food pancakes and don't kill my frogbros pls.
Dead thread. Gonna literally hit the hay.
>>28940966
Sleep well, fair swamp prince
blimp
origaignadfadgls gv
>>28939960
kek, in on good thread
so what is your situation, and why? not everyone has a swamp..
>>28940072
Who was the fucker that said that
Wear a ghillie suit, OP.
Become the Swamp Thing you were meant to be.
does the OP think that this shit is entertaining or meme-worthy?
he probably saw the /tv/ basement ogre and wants to be internet famous LUL
I'm unfamiliar with Dockbro. Does this guy live in the fucking swamp, and made a little dock for frogs to jump up on?
>>28939595
>How do you deal with wasps out in the open like that?
>How do you have the electricity and internet to have this thread out in the swamp?
>How big is that body of water?
How do you charge your phone and get wifi?
how do you get power? do you own the land, or just rent/squat?
and yeah, you need a garden, no one should have to live off fried dog food
These photos are so fucking blurry what the hell
>decent camera
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LCMRsxt40k
>>28941163
>le op is a fag for living in a swamp
Fuck off.
>>28941207
I get power from a power line put in twenty years ago. I only have two outlets with my charger and an empty outlet.
>>28941200
DUBS.
I get internet from my ISP for five dollars. Download speed is 20 kbs and upload speed is 7 kbs. Literally Africa-tier internet. Wasps get BTFO by bleach when they come in.
>>28941224
I inheireted the land bb.
>>28941405
What do you do to pay for your internet and fried gruel?
>>28941548
NEETbux bb XDDDDDD
>>28941405
>Download speed is 20 kbs and upload speed is 7 kbs.
You wouldn't be able to load this thread. Fuck off play pretend faggot.
>>28939960
put frog on boat. he is become sailorbro.
>>28941595
How am I here then? Webpages are only a few kb's, even the images are small in thumbnails.
>>28941405
>Download speed is 20 kbs and upload speed is 7 kbs
jesus, even when I was living in a failing commune in rural Sonoma, I had better internet than that (though it would cut out often, sometimes for days)
OP I saw in the last thread you're from EKY. What county friend? I'm in the same area.
Dockposter bb what is your next project or list of future endeavors?hope it's garden or greenhouse
>>28941962
Jackson County.
Are you in the mountains?
>>28941996
Maybe a giant ladder on the tallest tree for an heroing and just looking.
>>28939960
Here come dat boi
Post more animals.
>>28942146
Oh shit nigga I'm just barely half an hour away from Jackson.
link to the other thread?
>>28942219
Breathitt County with the city called Jackson or the county, If we're talking about the county, cool beans.
What will you do if the feds evict you from your home?
>>28942359
We all come to dockbros aid and fight them off seven samurai style.
>>28942359
They won't. I rightfully own my land.
>>28942314
Yeah I'm one county away, plus I'm going to have to start driving through Jackson to get to school come August. I'll be on the lookout for your swamp
>>28942506
I assume you are in either Owsley or Lee. I never knew there were robots anywhere near me.
>>28942555
Neither of those, I'm not right beside Breahitt but there's a county between us. Strange to think there's a robot Shrek living in the woods not to far from me.
>>28942604
I don't live in Brethitt bb, there is a county east of there called Jackson County.
Do you bathe in your pond dockbro?
>>28942685
I don't bathe. :')
xdddd
>>28942658
Oh fuck I'm retarded, I meant right beside Jackson county, not Breathitt. Yeah Google maps went to the city of Jackson instead of county, the county is about an hour away from me.
What are your longterm plans for the future, dockbro?
>>28942798
Just chilling, dawggggg
I think I'm developing a crush on dockbro.
What do you do for fun dockbro? Do you own a television/entertainment devices, or do you read? If so, what are some of your favourite movies/books/games?
>>28942846
/soc/ says I am 7/10.
You should also be aware that I am 7'4" and a little over 200 lbs.
>>28942898
Don't mind me. I'm a little 5'4" goblin. Just admiring.
>>28942881
I just browse 4chan all day or work on things. I usually sleep at 9pm because night time is boring, but this thread is an exception to that.
>>28942945
More pond pics plix
>>28942945
What sort of things do you work on?
>>28942945
Do you agree that chipmunks are better than frogs?
>I was only nineteen years old
>I loved Dockbro !7IcAVF7Plc so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
>I pray to Dockbro !7IcAVF7Plc every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Dockbro !7IcAVF7Plc is love", I say, "Dockbro !7IcAVF7Plc is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Dockbro !7IcAVF7Plc
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's Dockbro !7IcAVF7Plc
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Dockbro !7IcAVF7Plc
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Dockbro !7IcAVF7Plc
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Dockbro !7IcAVF7Plc
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Dockbro !7IcAVF7Plc looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"
>Dockbro !7IcAVF7Plc leaves through my window
Dockbro !7IcAVF7Plc is love, Dockbro !7IcAVF7Plc is life.
>>28943064
Fuck off, nothing compares to frogs.
>>28943065
fuck you dockbro is actually the best
Dockbro, how would you feel about people visiting your dock?
>>28943093
You cant look at a qt little chipmunk and say ugly frogs are the best, Im sure even dockbro likes chipmunks more.
>>28943167
Don't talk to me or my son ever again, you heretic.
>>28943113
I am an autist sperg who has almost forgotten to almost speak. We might not have a conversation, but you can converse with the frog bros.
>>28943065
You need some dock puns and some frog puns. :'(
>>28943167
There are squirrels here, and they run. :'(
>>28943209
pond pics or gtfo
This is sort of my retirement plan. Just go out in the woods and avoid being on the grid. I have an IRA with some money in it that probably won't get anywhere past $50,000 when I hit 65.
Have you had any legal trouble at all?
>>28943209
>I am an autist sperg who has almost forgotten to almost speak. We might not have a conversation, but you can converse with the frog bros.
Would you pull some Deliverance shit or would you actually be a friendly type of autist? Your land looks cozy, it would be nice to build a cabin there.
>>28943261
I inheirited my land, 100 acres, no legal trouble.
>>28943374
r9k reservation y/n?
>>28943065
>>I was only nineteen years old
>>I loved Dockbro !7IcAVF7Plc so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
>>I pray to Dockbro !7IcAVF7Plc every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>>"Dockbro !7IcAVF7Plc is love", I say, "Dockbro !7IcAVF7Plc is life"
>>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Dockbro !7IcAVF7Plc
>>I called him a cunt
>>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>>I fell something touch me
>>It's Dockbro !7IcAVF7Plc
>>I am so happy
>>He whispers into my ear, "This is my dock" and puts me on my hands and knees
>>I'm ready
>>I spread my ass cheeks for Dockbro !7IcAVF7Plc
>>He penetrates my froghole
>>It hurts so much, but I do it for Dockbro !7IcAVF7Plc
>>I can feel my tadpole tearing as my eyes start to water
>>I push against his force
>>I want to please Dockbro !7IcAVF7Plc
>>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my froghole with his love
>>My dad walks in
>>Dockbro !7IcAVF7Plc looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"
>>Dockbro !7IcAVF7Plc leaves through my window
>Dockbro !7IcAVF7Plc is love, Dockbro !7IcAVF7Plc is life.
>>28943398
Sure. Robot colonies sound neat.
Dead thread. Night bois
>>28943727
Where to go for robot conservation?
