Femanons, tell us about creepy times you've been hit on.
>>28936068
I've never been hit on in person.
Sometimes men will try to talk to me when I'm walking down the street from their cars/etc, or stare creepily but. I've never been hit on.
>>28936137
You know the rule, tits or gtfo. But I'd rather you just leave
>>28936215
>You know the rule, tits or gtfo. But I'd rather you just leave
Whilst I agree with the sentiment of girls leaving r9k, you're being a newfag.
the tits or gtfo rule specifically is for girls who feel the need to point out their gender when it isn't relative to the topic at hand. However it is related, as you can see if you'd fucking read the OP
When I was 11 or 12 some guys whistled at me from their car, freaked me tf out
>I was so unkempt I wonder if they were just making fun of me
>at library
>house being fumigated so using library WiFi to kill time
>playing Pokemon FireRed on Emulator
>some robot awkwardly shuffles over and ask if I'm playing Pokemon
>no shit buddy
>immediately assumes that I'm a huge fan and goes off on how much he loves the original 151 and what his favorite pokemon are
>don't want to be mean so I go along with it hoping he'll leave
>he pulls out two 3ds
>talks about how he had to buy two so he could trade with himself and complete his dex
>asks if I play any of the games on 3ds
>no, not really a huge fan
>he asks if I want to hang out with him and learn more about the newer games
>at this point I'm seriously bothered by his inability to understand how cringe he sounds, along with his terrible body odor
>tell him no, I'm fine
>he takes a 3ds and puts iflt on the table in front of my laptop
>"you can have it"
>dude fuck off I don't want it
>"take it, then we can play together"
>get up and leave, "accidentally" knocking his 3ds onto the floor
>"I'm here every Saturday..."
I've never been hit on by anyone. Kind of happy about that honestly.
>>28936262
>>playing Pokemon FireRed on Emulator
stopped reading right there
HEHEH IM A GAMYR GRILL
>>28936215
>goes into a thread made for female posters
>FUCKING TITS OR GTFO
>I WISH YOU'D JUST LEAVE
>>28936294
But it was kind of the point of the story. the fuck?
A lesbian in my class in high school would always try to fondle me and convince me to go out with her. The teachers wouldn't take me seriously when I reported her.
I've had creepy dudes try to get me into their cars before. Been followed lots of times too.
>>28936369
be honest, did you ever get wet when she fondled you?
>>28936385
Absolutely not, that's disgusting.
>>28936137
You seem like a robot. First one I've ever seen in one of these threads.
>>28936068
Is this meant to be ironic?
You realize there are no female posters on /r9k/, right? If someone posts in a thread claiming to be female, it' just some dude b8ing (or some guy with a mental illness who thinks that he's a girl).
>>28936262
How much would you cum from a rough rape fantasy?
>>28936372
Same question famalam.
>>28936068
I was hit on when I was 16 by a guy who was probably old enough to be my father. I was very flattered but of course nothing could come from it, and it was not only because of the age gap.
An Indian guy hit on me last year but I didn't know what to say and he got flustered and left.
It's not creepy to me, but nothing happens because I can't talk without dropping my spaghetti
>go to concert with normie sister
>its in a bar, on Halloween, there's a few people in costume
>we're both underaged so we can't drink
>hanging out in the back of the room, waiting for the show to start
>some drunk guys dressed as Mario and Luigi come up to us, start leaning on us
>Luigi keeps whispering in my ear that he wants to buy me a drink
>'haha, no that's okay'
>he asks us how old we are
>'well I'm 17 and my sister is 15'
>they sprint away
>>28936342
Your story clearly showed you're not a robot. A cyborg at best, but most likely just a fucking normie. Out.
>>28936424
this. and if you've ever seen a girl post timestamp or some shit like that, I can say with 100% certainty that she was a one-off attention seeker who never returned to the board again.
>>28936255
>>28936299
>it's OK for there to be female posters on r9k
>it's even encouraged XD :) will they date me now?
>>>/soc/
>>28936453
>>'well I'm 17 and my sister is 15'
That's hot.
You're a slut.
>>28936519
That's rather inconsistent with reality of you.
>>28936453
That's the opposite of creepy. They were in a social setting, tried to meet members of the opposite sex and bailed when they realized you were underage.
Sounds like a normal social interaction.
>>28936512
did you read my reply?
>"whilst I agree with the sentiment of girls leaving r9k"
Stop being dumb.
Happy Memorial Day fembots!
>>28936294
did you not read the whole thing?
She isnt a gamer girl, she just unironically plays it for fun.
the autist misread this as her being a gamer girl and tried to initiate his mating danceit was not effective
I was at the bowling alley with my friends. I wandered to the other side of the alley, looking at the snacks in the vending machine when I'm surrounded by an old, bearded man and his cliche.
"Hey anon, are you lost...?"
>wtf.jpg
"We can... help you out if you stick around with us."
Feeling the creeper vibes going off, I sprint/walk my way back to my friends but as I'm leaving, I hear those fucks one more time.
"Hey, where you going? I'm not doing anything wrong."
It wasn't the first time that an old man has tried to hit on me but it was the first time that a group of 4-5 men tried to hit on me at once.
>>28936529
>reality of you
You what?
>be me
>at a little get together
>wouldn't call it a party because no dancing or anything just people standing around drinking
>walk down hall to grab a beer from fridge
>a guy I had seen around now and then follows me
>"oh hi did you want a beer too?"
>"Anon, my name is johnathon"
>"uh hi, how are you?"
>start to walk past him to get back to the backyard
>he steps around me quick
>I turn to try and figure out what he's doing
>he puts his hands up on the wall and what do you know I'm pretty cornered
>duck down and try and slip under his arm
>he grabs my hair
>I Yelp out
>immediately friend turns corner
>"uh"
>he lets go of my hair
>I fall on my face
>he leaves the house immediately
Cat calls are creepy too
>>28936469
>M-muh loser hugbox board for losers like me only!
I'm sorry that the mere presence of people better than you triggers you.
I'll stay and laugh at you self-pitying faggots whenever I want, fuck you.
>>28936262
You're a piece of shit whore with submissive fantasies.
>>28936566
Ok now THAT'S creepy. You almost got gang raped and worn like a Joe Dirt trench coat.
>>28936572
>>I fall on my face
fucking kek
I HOPE IT HURT BITCH REE OFF MY BOARD
>>28936572
>at a little get together
You mean a bukkake party.
>>28936621
It hurt a little but not too bad desu
Hah, as a side note, I bought a taser recently that makes me feel a-okay.
>read these stories
>empathize with the girls
>but...
>every single girl I've dated or fucked has a kidnap and rape fantasy
>always likes it to be as "realistic" as possible
>even to the point of things like home invasions and being tied up being acted out
Sigh.
Femanons pls....
>He's been hit on
G-good for you anon!
;_;
>>28936664
if you tased my penis will it hurt?
>>28936721
I'd guess yes
>>28936674
Fucking this. Especially girls on 4chan, most of the ones I've spoken to and hooked up with are ridiculously filthy minded.
>>28936721
You realIy are a big guy
>>28936519
N-no, im a virgin
>>28936532
I don't know, it felt really creepy because they were leaning on us and kind of rubbing up against us. My sister and I were both pretty short and they were pretty big. Also they left when they found out we were underage, so they only wanted to fug
>>28936783
how am i a big guy?
>Be male in sophomore year
>Some sexy white girl with a big butt is in my English class
>See her outside school with her 22 year old 300lb dindu boyfriend
>wtf.jpeg
>2 weeks later she sits next to me, writes all her contact info on a paper and tells me I should hang out with her cause she likes me
>After class, throw her number in the trash
>No fucks given
>>28936788
You were young and sober in a bar. Everything seems creepy when you're sober and the other people aren't. I'm guessing they didn't even realize they were close-talking cause they were all tasted up.
>>28936751
all girls are filthy minded. they just need to be around guy who make them feel like they have right to be dirty.
judging, slut-shaming losers are pain in the ass even as a friends so it's their own fault that they end up forever alone or providing for women in their 30s who wants to settle
>>28936812
I guess. Its pretty much the only time something like that has happened to me. Its the only time I've ever been to a bar, too.
>>28936068
>taking the megabugs from DC to Durham
>a young black man sits next to me
>introduces himself I act friendly because he seems nice.
>things go beyond small talk and he starts telling me random shit about his life.
>he's talking at a loud volume, everyone on the bus can hear him
> after ~ 30 minutes he starts to talk about his sexual preferences.
>talks about pedophilia and wolf-sex
>he mentions the various mental illnesses he has
>someone in another seat tells him to shut the fuck up already
>some guy behind him offers him some kind of drug
>the dumbass takes it and gets even more crazy
>at this point he is starting to reach over and touch my leg
>"please don't do that"
>"heh oh ok I see how it is, playin hard to get"
>he literally will not shut up, has been talking straight for 2 hours
>I text my friend to call me so that I don't have to listen to anymore of his craziness
>my phone rings and I pick it up
>"oh sorry one sec, this is my friend, I gotta take this"
>he keeps talking to me while I am on the phone
>eventually I hide in the bathroom stall and lock the door until the bus ride is over
I mean he was about as creepy as they come but it was so much more annoying than it was creepy.
The other people on the bus were like literally threatening to beat him up if he didn't shut up
>>28936923
Not judging you. As much as I make fun of you I couldn't ever imagine not being with a girl who wasn't into stuff like rape, choking, rough sex etc.
You may be a slut, but it's cool.
>>28936953
Y-y-you too.
Holy shit I just got deja vu from the first time the originalblox was running.
>>28937039
With that out the way fembot.
What sorts of things are you into and are you actually a slut?
>all the anons in this thread pretending that any of these posts have actually been made by females
Have fun!
>>28936953
i'm dude but i guess i'm a manslut. it's just social conditioning same as girl "not being into" wild sex. they are all submissive if you are good enough for them. personally i'm really not into rape and girls who are into it are always trouble so don't gf them and certainly don't wife them
Ffs, robots.
Could you just stop bitching about girls for a sec?
Have you not readed what this thread is about?
If you want to hea their stories, stay. If you want to shit`post about fembots, go to the other fucking 5 threads about it, or make one yourself.
>>28936942
I still don't understand how some people talks about their kinks as if they were something natural.
>>28936262
Approaching anyone in a library is usually a bad idea. Hell, half the time I'm at the library I'm either high or all tweaky on caffeine, talking to people would just fuck with me.
>>28937059
I'm pretty into being tied up, choking, spanking, name calling, forced orgasms, candle and blood play, and probably some other things.
I've no sex life and would die before camming.
>>28937179
>tied up, choking, spanking, name calling, forced orgasms, candle and blood play, and probably some other things.
Why are fembots so perfect, at least sexually?
>I've no sex life
Have you ever tried any of these things before though?
Most are fun, but first time they're awkward af.
OH BOY
Been hanging out with this dude for a year, meet through STEM classes of course. Our hangouts consist of watching DBZ and dumb shit on the internet at his place. One day were kicking it like any other day, he says he has to show me something "funny". Given the history of him showing me funny shit, Im down. He puts on anime porn.
Anime. Porn.
No joke. Tries to play it off as oh haha isnt this anime girl riding this boy so funny haha? I nope the fuck out of there and end the friendship. A year later this story still makes me crack up and cringe simultaneously.
>>28937275
I've tried some light choking spanking and name calling and that was great.
I've masturbated while applying candles, blood play and forced orgasms and that was great. Have never been comfortable enough with a physical partner to request them though.
>>28936068
>implying the real story here is not OP's white-knighting of poor m'ladiess in distress who were raped and triggered by the mere presence of an alpha male bull
>>28937360
>Have never been comfortable enough with a physical partner to request them though.
Why not? Embarrassment?
>light choking spanking and name calling
The key is to choke the girl as she cums.
>>28937466
My ex used to this cool thing while I rode him; when I was about to cum he'd push me down into him by my neck and throat so it would be harder.
And I think embarrassment and when I've tried in the past to explore fetishes, they were turned down super fast so i don't have it in me to bother anymore.
Are you not supposed to approach someone? How can you know when it's ok and when it's not?
>>28937526
>ok
be attractive
>not ok
be not attractive
>>28937521
>when I was about to cum he'd push me down into him by my neck and throat so it would be harder.
I've never done that. Thanks for the idea though, I'm going to steal it.
>they were turned down super fast so i don't have it in me to bother anymore.
The idea of repressed girls with filthy minds they can't find a proper outlet for is hot, but I understand. I've been with girls for whom light spanking was the limit and it was boring.
>>28937565
It's not hot, it's miserable. I start to feel like a cat in heat with how I spend my alone time.
Oh god, if someone has EVER HIY ON YOU
YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT
>>28937594
>I start to feel like a cat in heat
I just like the idea of it all being released in one huge outpouring of lust. Whenever me and my ex used to spend a long time apart that's how it was when we met up again. She'd even say she used to miss giving head.
How old are you?
>>28937651
Old enough to know you're a faggot.
>>28937651
Old enough to have administered that mad seduction game to your grandmother and then fuck her wrinkled little pussy until your mom came out
>>28937706
m8, if you want to fuck an 80 year old woman be my guest.
Groped a couple times over the years. When I was 14 a guy pulled up beside me while I was walking hom from school and offered to pay me to suck his cock. He looked about 60 and was fat. Since I feel it actually needs to be stated, I refused.
>>28937651
19, and yourself?
And so, I think the almost original subject was about girls having rape fantasies, and I'd say I don't have rape fantasies. Just am completely turned on by the thought of being needed so bad by some one and having them almost seeming furious with how hard they take you. I like being surprised and I love shock value.
>>28937756
>and yourself?
26.
>and I'd say I don't have rape fantasies. Just am completely turned on by the thought of being needed so bad by some one and having them almost seeming furious with how hard they take you.
Yeah, some girls have that. It's more about being wanted so badly the guy can't control himself. For others it really is rape fantasy in the literal sense though, right down to have a knife held to their throat or whatever.
>>28937825
And see, I mentioned blood play before but I don't even mean with that sort of connotation of it being forceful and stuff. I've always imagined that to being super intimate but mainly just thrill of taboo.
>>28937898
To be fair it's mostly girls with abuse issues in their past who crave things that extreme. I think most normal girls would balk at it.
> in a taxi, to avoid being late to an appointment
>the driver a 50 year old guy with a bandana
>says im "pretty"
>he asks my name, age, where I worked, and other intrusive questions
>reply with only one word answers, and fake replies
>tells me he's left his wife and proceeds to say he likes younger girls anyway and that his daughter hates him
>says he will wait for me until I've finsished with my appointment
> I have get the bus home to avoid him
>>28938279
And because I'm not chad, I'm automatically on the same FUCKING level as a 50 year old creep with a bandana, right you fucking cuntwhore bitch? I hope you get raped, tortured and murdered by a pack of wild niggers in a dark alley and nobody ever finds your rotting body, bitch.
>>28938705
I mean if you're willing to launch into a tirade like that you probably are pretty creepy desu.
>>28938705
>no bandana for you.
>>28938705
>Being this gay
Kek
>>28936953
>that fucking triple-negative
>>28937360
How the fuck does a "forced orgasm" work?
I've been followed home multiple times, and it started to get to a point where it wasn't very creepy anymore just because I got used to it. The one time I almost tipped off the cops was being followed from school by this one dude, whom I'm guessing was in his late 50s or so. He was really good-looking, I thought. Bright blue eyes, silvery down lining his crown, this wicked, almost mischievous smile. I could tell, even without him getting out that he was big, way stronger than me. This dude followed me for half my walk, and looped around a few blocks, so he could slow down and watch me again. When he asked me to get in his car, I almost considered it (I'd been having rape fantasies for a few years before) but I said no. He kept insisting saying things like "oh it's so hot," "I'm sure you don't want to get sweaty," "I'll just take you home," and then he got more aggressive. He blocked me with his car at a corner where I meant to cross and started growling at me telling me to just fucking get in and he was gonna shove me in himself if I didn't come over, and I freaked out (bc I'm a fucking pussy who doesn't want to get hurt) so I turned the way I came and fucking ran. I snaked through a few blocks, and (shamefully,) eventually hid at an old friends house so he wouldn't find out where I lived. I called my parents and they picked me up and drove me home a few hours later. I don't think he was from around here, I've never seen him or his car since. I think I was 15-16 at the time. Almost 21 now, last time I was followed home was August.I still don't have my license.I don't really leave my house very often anymore.
>>28940093
>I don't really leave my house very often anymore
Just to be clear, I mean I probably don't get followed because now I'm a shut-in. Not that I'm a shut-in because I was followed and got scared or something.
>>28938798
Of course m'lady. How inappropriate of a beta male like me to have have emotions and be passionate about my beliefs. How dare I exist while not being a chad who toasts your roast m'lady. Please end my creepy existence.
Fucking cuntbitch. 50 years ago we'd have you hanging upside down with a fork up your ass.
Why do so many females have rape fantasies? Is it just a meme or is there some other reason? I'm genuinely curious.
>>28940606
I don't think most females harbor these fantasies. Fembots seem to watch porn and lots of it. That's probably why their fantasies are stronger and more act-centered and violent. I'm sure in practice they love being coddled just like other women.
>>28940760
""""""""""fembots""""""""""
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (4.90% content).
>>28940867
>failed normies with vagoos
Sorry 'bout that.
I feel for fembots in this shit. Got a sister and a non crazy, non sjw, non slut gf, between them have had stalkers, followers, etc. Pajeets who won't take hints, plebs who fall in love on the first hour etc. Tbh glad wimmin have the instinct to detect who is fucked before you even open your mouth. Inb4 mad incels.
>>28936068
stop the femanon/""""fembot"""" threads already, fuck
they aren't welcome here
>>28940093
probably was a sex slave kidnapper/trader desu pham
>>28941075
>cousins cute roommate is gluten intolerant
>this overweight indian guy who goes to their same university (Baylor) keeps trying to go out with her even though she's told him she has a bf
>he somehow gets the idea to bring her gluten free pancakes and asks her out while we were having a movie night
Was quite awkward in that house tbqh.
used to get followed home from school when I was 14 (not an early bloomer either so definitely looked 14 at the time), they'd lurk from the train station all the way to a park near my house, didn't think it was too creepy at the time because i'm pretty sure he had mental and/or physical health issues (massive surgical scar under his chin + excessive drooling and off speech patterns) and initially thought he just wanted someone to talk to and didn't know how to approach people his own age (I'd hazard a guess at like 19-25) so i'd do my best to make polite small talk plus i've never been well versed in the friendship department so in a way I kind of thought it might've been normal but he'd always try to make excuses to come inside my house, mostly dumb shit like "SOMEONE DIED IN THE HOUSE YOU MOVED INTO AND THE GHOSTS STILL AROUND I CAN COME IN AND CLEANSE IT THO TRUST ME JUST LEMME IN", let it slide til he got 2much4me once and I tried to speed up around the park area to get home faster and avoid him but he sprinted at me and kept grabbing me trying to pull me behind a few old preserved houses along the parkside, managed to get him off me bc skinnyfatasian.png and ran home with him still following me all the way up to the top of my driveway, thankfully my dad was home and out having a smoke on the front porch, never saw him again after that thank god, shits fucking weird man almost felt unreal, only experience close to being hit on in my life rip
>>28936068
This one time a non-chad tried to talk to me, ugh! It was so creepy.
>>28941741
if anything chad flirting is worse than most unless you're completely deluded and/or a massive fucking whore, you guys are almost setting yourself up a miserable dystopian fantasy realm where you always come out on the bottom, I think a lot of you would actually be able to secure healthy/fulfilling relationships at some stage if you focused more on finding a grey area to start with where you aren't coming on too strong or too distant + don't expect the girls you're after to share all of your interests on such a high level
>>28936215
>>>/b/
Originiolli
