fembots, why don't you look more like this girl
I wear glasses and I'm obese. Pretty sure my breasts are the same size as hers and everything else is pretty much exact. About to go cook in a minute actually.
>>28934095
G E N E T I C S
this is shitty bait, kill yourself
>>28934095
implying alot of guys here wouldnt want to look like that
>>28934095
Her face is too fat and undefined imo
Because they don't exist now post more please
>>28934160
>>28934186
found the chestlets ;^)
>>28934150
How about you go for a walk instead of cooking?
>>28934266
I'm not cooking for myself, and after breakfast I'm going out and working on my house which should be suitable exercise.
I have the same figure of my grandmother's body from when she was my age instead of my THICC mother. I don't know how to feel.
I am walking skeleton. Probably because I have terrible nutrition and I just don't like eating.
>tfw I will never be slim thick
fucking kill me
>>28934095
>tfw do
>want to lose weight
chestlets are always so salty
>>28934150
>everything else is pretty much exact
What did she mean by this?
>>28934748
sometimes chestlets accept their fate
>>28934748
girl on the left has better hips and thighs though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqpxWSEAWj4
this is what happens when you give your daughter a camera
>>28934992
No she doesn't her hips are too wide and her thighs lack a good amount of meat
She's extremely poorly built
A true example of shit genetics in a woman
>>28934095
>Joy from Sweden
>Sweden
She's already been dicked by Ahmed
>>28935032
>hips too wide
low test beta detected
>>28935069
he wishes
sand niggers are gross
>>28935071
There's something called "proportion" you stupid fucking nigger
Filtered
>>28935129
no, there's something called being a homosexual, which you clearly are
because I'm really thin
I'm not anorexic or anything or at least I hope I'm not
>>28934748
Why do girls with big boobs literally never have hips, may as well be men with tits.
>>28935163
I'm n expert
post body and I'll tell you
How big of a dick do you need to please op's girl?
>>28935200
false
they have hips for days dw famalam
>>28935279
Anastasiya has breast and ass implants
that doesn't count you sperg
i will take all the flat chested fembots if you people dont want them
>>28934095
I don't want huge boobs? I'd hate it if having boobs like that overtook the rest of my appearance. You're just a joke.
Plus sleeping would be terrible, I've heard horror stories of girls regretting boob jobs because they can't sleep comfortably anymore.
>>28935317
>shilling for chestlets this hard
ThicTHICCTHICC!!!
>>28935383
>I've heard horror stories of girls regretting boob jobs because they can't sleep comfortably anymore.
good. this is god's punishment for degenerate cosmetic surgery
>>28935385
>shilling for fatties this hard
HER NIPS ARE AS BIG AS MY HEAD
>>28935317
Angry chestlet
Lmao
>>28935444
once again, titty implants, she has a cute body though
>>28935397
god dammit
damn
because i'm a chestlet
like i dont have a flat chest i have d cups but thats a chestlet by titcow standards but i'm okay with it at least i'm not black
>>28935461
Nice try, Ariel has natural boobies
>>28935383
Just like that guy who's 5'6" is perfectly happy with his height, right?
Top kek you're not fooling anyone
Can chestlets even be roasties since no guy wants them?
>>28935461
Those are all natural. She has great genetics, yours are garbage, get over it.
>>28935490
nipple placement and blurred out vains prove breast implants that were too big too quickly. b-buh she sed dey woz reeal!! no, nice try, virgin
flat chested women should gather together and form a barbarian horde and destroy all tit cows
>>28935200
Literally genetics
All of their fat goes to their tits
girl has little tits but huge booty and big thighs, also genetics
>>28934150
LONDON
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(Original)(double original because muted)
>>28935534
Why are you chestlets always so mad?
>>28935506
>big tits Asian
>with tan lines
>>28935574
>getting rustled because he's realising his 3d waifus tits are fake
I really hope I match with Emilee
why do all the men posting in this thread have bigger tits than actual women???
>>28935683
because men are better than women at everything even at being women
>>28935633
>being this desperate to white knight for chestlets
LOL !
O
L
!
>>28935004
I want to absolutely destroy her
>wanting an old hag
hm??
>>28935695
Look at Jenner
>>28935683
Most robots are either average-size, hungryskeleton or skinnyfat.
Robots rarely balloon to obesity.
>>28935397
is such a thing even possible oreganofamilia?
Posting this here because /r9k/ is slower than /b/.
>>28935971
is this what AIDS does to girls
>>28935444
Her torso is too long
>>28936015
You mean wheelchairs
She is a paraplegic porn star
>>28935444
The nipple slider was set too high
>>28936080
>tfw no gf with too long torso
why live
>>28934241
yummy arab tits
>>28935383
>chestlet being this salty
>>28935924
Yes, yes it is..
commentius originalus
>>28935200
small tits big hips :/
>>28935397
God fucking damnit
HIGH TEST
>>28934150
something tells me you're a guy who's trying to imply the 11/10 in that pic is obese. and I don't appreciate that, bub
>>28936199
is it weird i vaguely know who this camwhore is
>>28936199
You're okay I guess, my dick twitched
original
>>28936260
weirdly know how?
>>28936199
thats scary close to perfect
>>28936311
want
can we see what you look from the side and from behind?
orignialchimichanga
>>28934095
What is her name and where can I find more?
>>28934414
It's ok Anon, you can be my gf
>>28935750
Wow she's extremely hot
Name?
>>28935680
she must get literally 99% right swipes
with the 1% being closeted fags
>You will never have a thicc as fucc woman to release yourHIGH TESTon
Why live?
>>28936199
>>28936311
crossing her legs and sucking in to make her gut appear smaller and waist smaller
>>28936349
side and butt
>>28936422
more than two years since the last time I sucked some titties!!!
>>28934977
Is the girl on the left wearing a Hillary Clinton outfit?
I've got glasses.
I'm not blonde.
I have thick eyebrows.
My fat is not distributed in such a flattering way.
I have a lot of cellulite on my thighs.
>>28936531
disgustging
the gas chambers are waiting
>>28936488
Show us the penis
>>28936565
no cuck
>>28936542
Y-yeah. I know.
Because we're just like everyone else on 4chan- I mean, do you expect to find hot pornstar men/women on fucking 4chan?? No, instead you'll find jobless neckbeards and lonely faggots, and that goes for the femanons too
>>28936596
lawd jesus you more than make up for you idibidititis with your thicc luscious ass
>>28936640
not true, there are superior femanons
>>28936458
Small waist and some gut
>>28936737
>posting this fat whale with her stupid elf ears and fake eyebrows as an example of "superior" femanons
yes i'm a jealous chestlet
>>28936737
girls like her do not stay on here for long, she is not a femanon. they're normies who come for attention, hence why they post their face, then they leave till they need some more attention
do you hate being in the presence of a genetically superior female?
>>28936737
I am disgusted that I am attracted to this whale. Fuck my gender. I want to be a picky female too.
>>28936797
>yes i'm a jealous chestlet
Glad we got that out of the way.
>>28936414
Yeah she's pretty perfect looking
>>28936815
>genetically superior female
>that double chin when the fatty laughs
try again
>>28936841
OINK OINK
what sauce is this pig being marinated in?
Femanons, would you rather be a large-breasted wheelie or a chestlet who could still use her legs?
Robots, exchange "be" for "fuck" and answer the same question.
>>28936815
I want lesbian fendom porn with titcows beating and pegging inferior chestlets
chestlets need to stop breeding
why would you want your daughter to suffer the humiliation you do?
>>28936887
Jealous chestlet detected
>>28936815
>that actual look of awkwardness at the end when the joke became too much for her
Poor chestlets.
Not that guys care. All tits are great.As long as they aren't lopsided.
>>28936797
Don't worry grill, flat is justice.
You can make flat chest bigger through pregnancy, you can't shrink too big titties without surgery or intense fasting.
>>28936912
No contest. Would definitely rather fuck a large-breasted wheelie.
>>28936912
I would pick neither because im not that desperate.
working legs are mandatory and I would need to actually be attracted to a girl to fuck her
>>28936912
chestlet all the way, yall got some freudian shit going on with them big ole titties.
>>28936982
L M A O
No, there is no justice here. I'm a 32DD.
>right in the middle between glorious DFC and glorious cowtits
>the humble, dismal, mediocre average
>absolutely nothing fantastic, nothing more than a handful
>mediocrely sagging
>can't be made into DFC or cowtits with surgery because too much scarring
Thanks for reaffirming my pathetic worldview. KYS.
>>28936960
>those dick sucking lips
oh man anon
I hope you are a chad or are at least pretending to be one long enough for you to bring back nudes of her
>>28936978
THIS
I love all ass and titty regardless of size
>>28937035
some beta normie will take you
mediocre breasts are not the worst thing
(having a dick is)
I'm a lot smaller and my hair is a lot shorter. I don't know. I hate the thought of weight gain.
>>28937051
you like flat asses?
>>28936396
think shes called amanda love
>>28937038
I badly want to fuck her
She's gotta right swipe me first tho so let's pray that she does
>>28934095
>big tits
das it mane
why cant chestlets admit it?
manlets admit to wanting to be taller
dicklets want a bigger dick
but chestlets live in denial
>>28937067
Someone will "settle" for me while lustfully wishing my tits were either big enough to outweigh the sag, or perky perfect DFC (pic related)
Fuck these genes.
>>28937122
because in the real world, most people don't actually give that much of a fuck, you lot just spend too much time circle jerking on here that you think everyone shares the same tastes as you
>>28937126
Stfu roastie
It's better than being born a manlet AND a dicklet
There's a reason why 9/10 suicides are men
>>28937035
That's so sad. You poor bastard.
>>28937126
post tits and we can decide just how bad these genetics are.
im genuinely curious because most normies think DD is the perfect size (because they dont know that E comes after D
Lmao all these pig fucker liking girls with oversized sacks of milk. Where did it all go wrong?
>>28937157
I can tell you that a nice pair of tits can compensate for ALOT of shitty attributes in a woman
if you don't have em or don't get a boob job then you better be a perfect fucking girl to be noticed at all
>>28937035
welp sucks to be you, at least you're not a man, no dick implants for us even if we wouldn't give two shits about scarring.
So cry me a river, lots of robots have it much worse than you while you are whining about being mediocre.
But in all honesty you are complaining about nothing, stop being too hard on your own image and learn to love yourself.
>>28937195
*where did it all go so RIGHT
cowtits are gods greatest gift
>>28937196
I have seen ugly girls get fought over by betas
normies like ugly thin girls too
t. robot in who disguises himself as a normie
>>28937195
>faggot detected
w e w l a d
>>28937160
I'd rather be a manlet and a dicklet. Then I'd be the peanut gallery that judges women on things they can't control.
>>28937175
No, and no. No. I definitely don't want to embarrass myself. My areola sits low and is big too.
>>28937204
Who cares if you're a dicklet, girls like me would cater to your stupid small penis anyway, there is no Saggy Breast Committee, fuck off. Plus no one sees your dicksize on a daily basis, whereas everyone sees breasts. Every day.
How can I get a cowtits gf??
>wanting disgusting cows
>not thin dfc qt masterrace
>wanting any fat on your girls at all
You're not even robots if you like big titted """"""""thicc""""""""" sluts
>>28937126 and pic related are god tier.
>>28937196
i agree, thats why a lot of big tiddy girls are either a bit dim or have terrible attitudes/habits
not to toot my own horn, i'm not exactly good looking, but i'm pretty chill and not hard to get along with and it seems to work because i attract some lovely guys and not the psycho men cowtits attracts
>>28936500
What did it feel like anon. I'm a blackbot, so no chance on sucking on some white milkbags.
(What the fuck is 32DD even? What the hell is up with murican bra sizes?)
>>28936531
> have a lot of cellulite on my thighs.
Post it I have a cellulite fetish.
>>28937257
BREHS
pls tell me how
>>28937270
maybe this will enlighten you
>>28937157
True dat, desu most people who have had big boobs for a long time tend to be the most rotten personality wise.
>>28937196
Actually flatchested women tend to be a bit more realistic than cowtits women when it comes to their expectations, making them more tolerable.
>>28937257
>>28937301
Become a dairy farmer.
>>28934095
That girl's nasty
Why don't you look more like THIS girl?
>>28937237
>I'd rather be a manlet and a dicklet
No you definitely wouldn't
Even Chad will fuck you is he's drunk enough
Stacy looks at me with disgust, in fact all women do
Being universally despised by women is miserable
>>28937301
Be Chad.
What did you expect?
>>28937237
pls post your tits
just dont show face so you wont get embarassed. that way you have plausible deniability and can say you just found the pic online.
big areolas can be hot and DD isnt tiny. you could have nice tits and just be insecure (like every other fucking girl on r9k)
the hate comments are gonna come anyway just because you are a girl so it's not like they matter
im really fucking curious now pls
i'll even post my baby dick if you want so you arent the only one who gets roasted.
>>28937259
low test beta manlet detected
>>28937305
Well then >>28937035 is retarded, her tits are just perfect. Not too much of a handful and not too little.
I'm not a fembot, le chestlet man bait doesn't work on me.
>>28937195
Only a lesser, sub man dislikes big tits. All actual men love big tits. Some men have a preference for DFC, but they still like and appreciate big tits.
>>28937270
They just look like average breasts. My boyfriend calls them "slightly above average" if that tells you anything
Pic related is not me but close to what I have i guess. No one actually has preferences like this. Everyone likes either perky chestlets or saggy cowtits. Get fucked, right?
I can't even complain to normies because they cry "Oh but at least you have boobs" and act like chestlets aren't desirable in 2016. Most porn these days has chestlets in it, or cowtits, Nothing average or in between.
>>28937327
The funniest part in all of this, is that Allison Harvard has the grossest tits ever sadly.
>>28937305
I swear double-Ds used to be bigger. Most of those must be Bs and Cs.
>>28937395
can confirm the breasts thing
is there any way to get a big titty gf if you're not chad?
femanons pls help!
>>28937395
You have a boyfriend. You are a normie.
You're also bait.
>>28937331
I don't want a quick fuck, I don't enjoy sex without a deep physical and emotional connection.
>>28937403
No, I've been a D since basically I was 13. Even crossed over into E/F territory at one point in HS. They've always been this size, just people's expectations in breast size has changed due to surgery and porn etc.
>>28937403
They are it's a troll image you dummy
>>28937403
that's because all breats in that image are in normal bras, not padded, push up ones which make A HELL of a difference, literally add two cup sizes. also porn kinda messed up the term DD when in reality, the DD's you're seeing are more like G's.
>>28937403
it's because D and DD became the hip normie size for big tits, so marketers in places like victoria secret started making bras so that the majority of girls could be in the D range and would want to buy more sexy bras
>>28937417
Not unless she is fat, but even then you are a robot browsing /r9k/ so enjoy wizard status.
>>28937395
You're fiine, you're just dating an idiot (as is usual with females, including my gf). Literally the only thing that actually matters is how the male gets to fondle them while having sex, and yours are neither nonexistant nor cumbersome, but perfectly fine.
>>28937430
were you fat?
and how tall are you anyway?
>>28937395
Just show yours already
>>28937352
>low test
If that means I don't like fat pigs then sure, I'll drain all the testosterone out of my body
>betao-omega masterrace
>manlet
King of the manlets at 6'5, hope to someday get to 6'6
>>28937403
>>28937441
I don't think you two understand how bra sizing works at all
>>28937475
He's not an idiot. He was just saying they are slightly bigger than average, which they are.
They're there, they're just not fetishized. They're mediocre like the rest of me.
>>28937498
Depends on your definition of fat,socially I am fatand 5'11"
>>28937516
>socially I am fat
Just admit you are.
>>28937516
>chubby and 5'11"
NEW YORK
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O
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I just want big tits all up in my face all the time
>>28937545
>she has a bf
>thinking she'd meet up with or post her tits for some beta incel who'd just repost it on the board constantly hoping it gives him social capital (see: Goldie)
>>28937542
My doctor would not call me fat, along with a good 90% of the population. The only people that would call me fat are mentally ill men who've watched too much porn, or mentally ill women who aspire to look like supermodels.
>>28937572
Then just say you're chubby like a normal human being.
Jeez fembot, why do you feel so mediocre when you are geniunely loved? I maintain, your bf sucks. I always try my best to make her feel special. Ejecting from the thread, whatever.
>>28937571
>incel
I learned a new word today :D
im mostly trying to figure out if it is the femanon I know. so far it really might be.
>>28937603
My bf doesn't suck, stop it.
I am mediocre, I'm realistic about it.
>>28937610
>I learned a new word today :D
how fucking new are you
>>28937621
what's your bf like?
>oregano
>>28937603
she's just being a woman and overthinking something which her bf most likely said flippantly
>>28937621
only been browsing r9k for a year
only been browsing dank memes since 2010
>>28937641
(You) are right.
horriginaru
>>28937395
>giving a shit about tits
who /eye bags/ man here?
>>28937403
It's some new weird bra sizing system.
Most bra shops would place a girl with a 29' under bust, and a 38' bust at a 34DD, but this system would put them at a 30GG.
do any qt fembots wanna be my gf?
>>28937690
You /eyebags/ a pretty white woman with extra makeup on. I doubt you'd like to see some schizo hag's eyebags, you normie scum.
>>28937698
Nah, I've been wearing the same bras since I hit puberty.
>>28937413
that's not creepy chan, is it? she is pure that has to be a shoop
>>28937740
Nah she did a tasteful nude shot to appeal to her new jewish cabal overlords.
Go look at her instagram. She's literally anorexic and unhappy now.
>>28935385
>reflection in the mirror
that's a nice touch
>>28937740
She sucked a lot of dick to get on tv, anon.
>>28937726
Just show yours already I need to cum
>>28934095
who's this bitch?
>>28937726
I seriously think I know you.
please post some sort of identifying information (name/city/fav band/etc.)
I want this to be true
>>28937726
Natural ones are even better but so rare
especially on mentally ill qts
>>28935444
that is one airbrushed photo
I mean Im sure shes still good looking without photoshop but damn
>>28937726
No bra shops actually use it except for the specialty shops, so it wouldn't effect the size you wear if you buy from places like Victoria Secret.
>>28937381
Men who love big tits have mommy issues. They were either weaned too early, or never suckled.
>>28937810
Joy from Sweden
>>28937516
>socially I'm fat
>Fatty has to do this much damage control
KYS
>>28937516
>socially im fat
So youre only fat on social occasions? Kinda like when people say they're smokers socially?
>>28937690
>tfw no weary gf that falls asleep on you
>flat breasts
>straight hips
>chopstick legs
>shortie
>monkey face
I'm hideous. I know that well.
Time to go to the gym and squat my way to a cowtits gf lads
Doing 405 lbs for 5x5 today
>>28938117
>>28937985
no, you retards, just read the rest of the comment string
>>28938127
And yet, a girl who fits that description would still have a bf.
>>28938127
But do you date black men though?
>>28938127
Some monkeys are cute, though. How monkeyish are we talkin here
>>28938167
Hey pal, if society thinks youre fat then youre fat
They say you're fat for a reason
>>28938127
I doubt you look that bad, you sound cute and there's a lot of guys here like me that would probably date you. Don't be so down on yourself.
Also tits or gtfo
>>28937985
>>28938255
I knew a girl who said the same thing and was hardly even thic with just 1 c. Found out from her boyfriend she'd been calling herself fat, and he tried to convince her she wasn't based off a medical definition so she started calling herself "Fat in the eyes of anyone who matters" and weird terms like that.
Some girls have weird hang ups about their bodies.
>>28938255
If 10% of mentally ill weirdos think i'm fat because they have eating disorders and image issues, I'm not fat.
majority rules, osrry
>>28938173
had one. Broke up and never planning to have another one in my life.
overheard my ex's family talk about me in their kitchen
>what did he see in her?
>yeah, she's not even pretty.
>she looks so old
>Of all the gfs he had, she's probs the ugliest
tfw no chubby gf to cuddle and hold hands with
>>28938326
>my ex
everytime
>>28938326
>dating a guy with a family that disrespectful
I can only imagine how horribly I would go off on my family if i ever heard them talking about a current gf of mine that way, even in private
>>28938180
I don't date anymore, dude.
>>28938239
ooh oohh ahh ahh *screech*
>>28938383
>Don't date anymore
so straight to the poundings and nothing more?
>>28938374
they didnt know I could hear them, they acted nice and polite in front of me though so it's all good. It's not like what they've said isn't true. They were just pointing out the obvious.
>>28938326
You'll get another bf. Or plenty of hookups, instead.
Cunts talk shit all the time. Your family would have chatted shit about him, too, when neither of you were around. That's what normalshits do.
You will have done it.
>>28938419
Let me rephrase what i've said. I don't have sex anymore.
>>28937259
If I wanted somebody with the body of a malnourished 12 year old slavic boy...
I'd try to get back with my previous fb, damn.
>>28938466
I can change that, where you at, let me eat that booty.
Is this thread full of men trolling women or titcows trolling both titcows and chestlets alike?
>>28938703
this thread is troll-free don't worry
>>28938286
>implying youre not the one who's deluded enough to think youre not fat when people tell you
>implying theres such thing as "socially fat"
Heh
if I'm really ugly but get shredded can I get a titcow gf?
>>28938383
Would you consider dating a black man?
>>28934095
why do woman always sit on things with their bare ass? i would never allow that with my furniture
>why do woman always sit on things with their bare ass? i would never allow that with my furniture, in fact i would prefer it if women remained fully clothed at all times
why are chestlets always so mad?
>>28934095
Why's she sticking a wooden spoon in an empty bowl?
>>28937105
are you chad? but i hope she does mate
>>28939675
>has a framed picture of a gay man on his wall
This all makes sense now.
>>28934095
because i'm an inbred piece if garbage
>>28943068
be my inbred piece of garbage gf
>>28943198
This particular piece of trash failed the last test of not going to hell; getting knocked up by her garbage father.
It's like I'm property now
because shes gorgeous and r9k has really high standards so wouldnt date someone ugly like me
Id kill someone to look like her
>>28943237
If this post isn't a joke,
run.
Please run.
>>28943264
I want to date an ugly girl like you
>>28943290
It isn't, but where would I go?
At least here the kid wouldn't be homeless.
I've never held down a job in my life
>>28943346
Abort it, women's shelters, jesus christ just don't subject a child to that shit and don't subject yourself to it any longer
>>28943346
come live in my apartment in europe
>>28938466
So youre telling me that a creature who evolved through the process of having sex, and developed a significant part of the body to facilitate this action suddenly decides that they dont have sex anymore?
You're not fooling me sweetheart.
Women are to be seen not heard, and this includes forums like these.
Only a rare few women are actually honest with their words and are not just a means of gaining social value.
>>28943413
Haha... thanks but I'm scared i'd accept it if I thought on it too long
>>28943384
Too developed to abort
>>28936912
fuck the wheelie
>>28937031
so?
>>28937126
honestly I prefer larger boobs but it really isn't that big a deal.
If you want somebody who doesn't suck it wont matter.
>>28936090
>paraplegic porn sta
>>28936737
are there any other pics of her?
is she actually fat?
>>28936797
shut up whore
>>28943485
>Too developed to abort
no, it's not. is it really better to bring that poor kid into this world?
>>28944112
He could live outside the womb already....
>>28944195
>8-9 month incest pregnant femanon with no where to go
I wanted you to get help, but all you've done is give me a shameful erection.
Here's a story
>fap furiously to big tits
>have big-titted friend down for sex
>can't get it up to fat pussy
>get girlfriend
>thinner than Chile, no ass either
>still best sex in my life
>still fap to fat tats
I don't even know if it's right or wrong. All I know is that I would never marry a girl with huge tits.
>>28944254
I'm not trying to get help.
I'm just a piece of shit and /r9k/ are the only ones who treat me appropriately
>>28943237
Oh shit, weren't you the one who made a thread a month or two ago about trying to escape from him?
>>28944285
Yes, I was.
Funny how I crave attention huh
>>28944195
fuck. why did you wait so long? what is your dad going to do? how did this happen?
i have so many questions. consider aborting him anyway or else run away. there's got to be some women's groups or shelters that would help.
>>28939675
Who is this guy?He makes me feel like Brad Pitt.
>>28944302
My mother made things seem better than they were for the last 5 months and reality is setting in.
That's my problem, why I'm a huge piece of shit. I can't leave because I cant bring myself to want to....
>>28944300
It doesn't seem like that long ago. You didn't know you were pregnant then?
>>28944334
fuck your enabling mom. a comfy chair in hell never works out.
>>28944337
I did, just too cowardly to admit it
>>28944363
I'm no better than her
I was just at a pool party. This one Stacey (total whore, complete with whore face) got drunk as fuck and kept talking to me.
She had a body like the girl in OP's. HUGE tits. HUGE ass. Has a bit of a pouch on her stomach (a diet of alcohol, fast food, and semen), but THICCCC.
I didn't fap today, so I was fucking rock hard. I just wanted to grab those titties and ass so badly.