>that time a kid tried to start a food fight for three days in a row before he was given a one month lunch detention
>that kid who tried to fight the gym teacher
>that kid who started a fire in family and consumer science
>that kid who left the school and went to dairy queen during lunch hour every single day in 6th grade until he was caught
>that kid who wanted to shoot the school up with you
>>28933661
BRAAAAAPPAPAPAPPP
>That kid who sat alone at lunch
>Normies would occasionally try and talk to you
>All you could do was play along until they got bored and left
>>28933703
Stop with your nasty, retarded fart fetish, this isn't even a fetish thread, kill yourself.
>>28933740
>not liking /brap/posting
>>28933740
BRAAAAAPPAPAPAPPP sorry anon BRAAAAAPPAPAPAPPP
That kid that lit up fireworks in the cafeteria causing all the students to panic and run cause they thought it was gunshots.
Good times, good times
I have been farting so much lately. I wonder what the fuck I'm eating that is causing the farts so bad?
My doctor told me to eat more fiber so I have been, maybe that's it. So I'm either constipated or farting all the time.....
>that weird, autistic kid who was big and intimidating so everyone avoided him
>that kid who wore the same clothes every day
>that kid who used a wheelie backpack throughout highschool
>that legitimately insane girl who'd sit alone whole day and say weird shit to whomever came close
>that weaboo girl who drew yaoi in her notebooks and tried to get you to watch gravitation
>>28933976
>yaoi
Did this include yaoi hands?
>that kid that logged into the admin account in school, and changed everyone in the school's password to "I'm a bellend"
>that kid that went into a drain for a bet, and got stuck down there, resulting in the fire services to be called
>that kid that everyone bullied, but it was his own fault because he was an insufferable little shit
>that teacher that said "okay" at the end of every sentence, okay and although funny at first. Okay. It got really irritating after an hours lesson with him. Okay?
>that girl that was overly touchy with every guy in the school, who turned out to be a virgin until 20
>that kid that discovered weed at 15, and talked about nothing else, except "this sweet kush I got the other day"
>that kid who came in drunk after making vodka gummy bears, not realising how fucked he'd get from eating them
Impoverished British secondary schools were fun, but god awful places to learn
>that time someone stole a computer and everyone had their bags searched
>>28933858
How disappointed are your parents?
>>28934055
I know those BritSchool feels bro
>That time two year 7's got caught drinking and smoking on the field
>That time that guy tried to finger rape his GF who was on her peroid
>That sub teacher who would start paper ball fights
>That kid who overfed his GF so she got fat and so no one else would want her
>That kid who got thrown out of a party so nutted a window
>That kid who tried to piss in a bottle during a lesson, got his dick stuck and had walk to the nurse with a piss bottle stuck to his dick
>>28934229
>that time you walk in on the head girl of sixth form fucking a sub
>that kid in year 9 who managed to find all the tests the teacher was going to set for that lesson, and hid them, resulting in a dvd lesson for that day
>that time a guy was given a handie in the back of science, whilst we were watching a video on reproduction
>that teacher who couldn't control a classroom, resulting in chaos
>that couple that were together for the entirety of school and five years afterwards
>old fashioned food fights in the canteen
>that time a female teacher had to watch us change once for swimming due to no male teacher being available
I miss secondary sometimes f.am
>that kid who hid in the toilet stalls
>that kid who stopped going to school and was placed in an outreach program
>that kid who saw a psychiatrist
>that kid who never made a single friend
>tfw I was that kid
>>28934229
irish secondary school was the same senpai i have lots of story's if you want me to share
also did you guys have transiton yearin brit school?
>>28934347
normie reee etc.
origami
>that kid who popped the keys off a bunch of keyboards and rearranged them to spell "NIGGERS" as the first line of the teachers one.
>that fat rich indian kid who acted like he was "from the hood"
>that same fat rich indian kid who's parents removed him from school after his pants were pulled down in the changing room and everyone saw he has a micropenis
>that edgy anime kid who stole a palate knife from art and was threatening to stab the normies with it
>mfw he got expelled
>>28934347
>The rack where everyone had to put their bags before they went into the canteen and ziplock ties
>That guy who padlocked two year 7's bags together whilst they were wearing them
>That guy who got sent to the back of a lunch line so punched the window out, then the teacher
>The Yr 11's who started a paintball massacre on the last day
>The teacher who slapped a girl on the arse
>The kid who whipped his dick out between the faces of a chad/stacey couple about to kiss (God bless you Hans)
>The kid who brought a pen knife into school, threatened to stab people in the PE changing room, got beaten the shit out of him by 20 people
I really miss it, everyday had some form of enjoyable drama. Now shits just boring :(
>that shy girl with ultra-conservative Christian parents who threw a party when they were out of town and had here house destroyed
Like 300 people showed up and a bunch got arrested, they sent her to a boarding acadamy in ireland. Shit was jokes
>>28934377
Nah not really. You just go straight from primary to secondary to Sixth form/ college
Share those storied tho senpai
who is this steamy bean fart queen?
>>28934410
>things happen in school
>must be a normie
>>28934508
The best bit was probably that about 10 people took a shit in a toilet that wasn't plumbed in.
>>28934510
did you guys not have leaving cert and junior cert in secondary O.o aight ill dump them
>that one stacy teacher who couldnt control a class for shit but liked you who you find out is chill as fuck
>that one teacher everyone says is a pedo who overhears it and then leaves the class
>that one teacher who thought he was making a difference who nobody liked
>that one manlet teacher who everybody slagged and would make fun of
>that one older female teacher who always brought the bantz and helped you pass a tough exam
>that one kid who was a teachers pet who all the teachers liked bar some male teachers mfw that was me
>that kid that spread cp through the school which resulted in national media attention
when your transition year expo came up and your year had to display the work you had done
>>28934761
>cert and junior cert in secondary
wot
UK school goes
>Primary
>year 1
>year 2
>year 3
>year 4
>year 5
>Year 6
>secondary
>year 7
>year 8
>year 9
>year 10
>year 11
>sixth form/college
>>28934816
>>that one teacher who thought he was making a difference who nobody liked
>>that one older female teacher who always brought the bantz and helped you pass a tough exam
Sounds kinda like my highschool. What city was yours in?
>that kid who never ate lunch and stayed in the classroom during lunch time
that was me
>that kid that got caught getting a blowjob in the janitors closet from a student teacher. dude wasn't even attractive ether so no one knew how he managed that.
>that weird girl that got caught giving guys handjobs not once but twice in the lunch room
>that kid who pulled down his pants and told the principle "to suck his dick" when he got caught smoking in the bathroom
>that ultra up-tight suit wearing kid who went ape shit one day and beat up a joke for steppin on his shoe
>that stacy who got caught on video drunk talking about how she wanted one of the aspie physics techs to choke her and fuck her ass
Goddamn he never heard the end of that
>>28934910
dublin
>>28934885
we have the same really but in secondary its
first year
second year
third year big exam at the end junior cert
transition year break year
5th year
6th year leaving cerificate at the end
>that kid who was a complete autist and picked on for years until he learned to perfectly harness his weird humor and then everyone loved him
>that kid who got lunch detention so he jumped out a window to avoid it
>same kid got sent to the principles office for that, ran away when no one was looking and drove home
>that kid who got pissed at a teacher so he tore a huge swath of wallpaper off the wall
>that kid who would break the sprinklers so they would shoot up like water fountains once a week
>same kid was in a group that liked to see how much trash they could pile into those green planter boxes, toss onto roofs, etc.
>that kid who stole his lunch from the store down the street every day and never got caught
>those kids who tore pictures of Hitler out of the history books and taped them above the urinals
>that kid who would regularly tell the Jewish engineering teacher to go back to his country
>that kid who got raped by the school nurse
>that old teacher everyone who didnt have her felt sympathethic towards
>that teacher you could always hear shouting
>that teacher who did nothing but organise the school raffle and constantly interupt classes
>My dad walked into a class I was in and started screaming Bible verses while beating a trans kid
>>28934478
>>The kid who brought a pen knife into school, threatened to stab people in the PE changing room, got beaten the shit out of him by 20 people
This is Britain in a nutshell. As much as I'd be in favour for loosening our gun laws somewhat it's at least better than trenchcoat massacres.
>>28933916
If you recently started excersising that could be a cause
lol senpai. all you guys are cucks
desu im baka right now senpai . with is wrong with you. fucking cuck
>>28933661
>That kid who climbed the blackboard and pretended to be Spiderman
>>28934885
We had Primary 7 when I went to school, then 6 years of High School
>>28933661
>that kid who left the school and went to dairy queen during lunch hour every single day in 6th grade until he was caught
I don't see anything wrong with this as long as he had the money to pay and got back to class on time. What kind of country or state do you live in where the school board is this oppressive?
>That fat kid who brought manga to school, and always piled them on his desk for everyone to see.
>"This is Death Note, you've probably never heard of it."
>That kid who was in his 20s and still in high school. Obviously had some form of assburgers. Everyone called him Big Rick
Eventually manga kid, and Big Rick fought each other. Can't remember the reason, maybe it was a destined battle of the socially retarded.
>That kid that beat people up for literally no reason and the school never did anything about it.
>That group of football hooligan asshole chavs that went on to either grow up or do very little with their lives.
>That kid that battered someone to a bloody pulp with a crutch in the cafeteria and got arrested.
>That hot popular girl that didn't understand that I didn't want to go to prom with her.
>That one old teacher that hated everyone for no reason.
>That kid that was a serious nazi.
>That kid that was a nazi as a joke.
>That teacher that grabbed a snowball from outdoors and asked one of the students to launch it across the classroom into a bin.
>>That kid that missed the bin with the snowball.
>>28934885
Scottish School
>Primary School
>Primary 2
>Primary 3
>Primary 4
>Primary 5
>Primary 6
>Primary 7
Secondary school
>S1
>S2
>S3
>S4
You can leave school and claim benefits at 16 here so these are optional
>S5
>S6
>>28934816
>chill as fuck
get out
>>28937753
Canada Masterrace
Elementary 1-6
Middle School 7-9
High School 10-12
>>28937373
Not that anon but why?
Orcorc
>>28934508
A guy at my school did that and his mum and step-dad broke up over it.
>>28937830
>middle school
What type of meme city do you live in? It is Elementary JK-8, and high school 9-12.
>>28938009
In most places in the US, elementary is K-5, middle is 6-8, and high school is 9-12.
>>28933661
i just wanna touch her puss and butthole through her pants in that exact position. just very lightly
>>28934478
Shit, a bunch of this happened at my school, including a kid called Hans who got his dick out, where are you from?
>>28938033
I know that is what the US is like, but the US buses kids in from all over to create massive schools. My elementary school had 180 kids, and my highschool had 450.
>that kid who had to play Dracula but came to the opening night high as FUCK
>>28935324
>>that kid who was a complete autist and picked on for years until he learned to perfectly harness his weird humor and then everyone loved him
fuckin' aye man, had one of those that turned out to be a sick cunt.
>used to pretend to be his friend so he'd trade all his rare pokemon to us.
At this point in year 12 (aus) we didn't play pokemon, just wanted his Jirachi and Deoxys
>>28937830
>Not Aus Masterrace
>Kindergarten
>Year 1
>Year 2
>Year 3
>Year 4
>Year 5
>Year 6
Change to High School
>Year 7
>Year 8
>Year 9
>Year 10 (are allowed to leave school if you have a job/ are studying a trade)
non-compulsory
>Year 11
>Year 12
>>28938375
should add that list is specifically NSW because all other states are trash
>that kid that lit fireworks off and got arrested
>that kid that lit people's hair on fire and got arrested
>that time there was a dance off between a year 11 and year 7. The year 7 unanimously won before they both got detention
>The Nazi kid that carried a knife everywhere and quoted Mein Kampf. (years later he came out of the closet and isn't a Nazi, huh)
>That kid everyone called "The Prophet" and would stand on a soap box quoting the first Assassin's Creed game book
>>28934885
>Forgetting Nursery and Reception
>that teacher who has YouTube videos of himself trying to pick up chicks in bars
>that teacher that writes mermaid porn
>that teacher who's a bigger stoner than most of the students
>that alcove next to the principal's office that all the weebs hang out in
>that time there was race wars between the Arabs and the Natives
>that autist who probably spent too much time on /pol/, and claimed he had brothers in the Hells Angels
>that kid so stuck up that even the chads and staceys hated him
>that teacher everyone wanted to bang
>that teacher that was blatantly hitting on a 10th grader
>that time the debate club got shut down because the leader turned out to be a literal Nazi
>that teacher that insisted everyone call her "Doctor" because she had a PhD in 17th century basket weaving or some shit like that
>>28938981
>that teacher who's a bigger stoner than most of the students
We had one of those. I was convinced he lived in his car but I could never confirm it.
>>28938375
German Realschule/Gymnasium system is pretty fuckin dope
Not everyone goes to Universitat so there isn't debt out the wazoo
>>28934459
Something does'nt add up in your story, you have two "G's" in nigger.
You're a dirty fucking lying attention whore :) Kill yourself
>that teacher who was arrested by the fbi in the middle of class and had his computer taken away
never happened at any of the schools I was at but every other person has this story
>>28939090
>it's impossible to pop keys off of multiple keyboards
>>28937753
wait-- I can go full NEET at age 16?
sounds like robot paradise
>>28934478
good fortune and big dicks will come to you if you comment "God bless you Hans"
>that tyrone that came to school high and broke the school officers arm by slamming him on the ground when he was confronted
>that tyrone that played on the basketball team and banged the white big titted english teacher on the not so dl
>that girl that sucked the band teachers dick in the band closet and got caught by the janitor
>>28939126
>happened to me
not FBI but yeah
>>28935324
>that kid who was a complete autist and picked on for years until he learned to perfectly harness his weird humor and then everyone loved him
this is actually me
>>28934459
>that fat rich indian kid who acted like he was "from the hood"
Someone actually post a story instead of describing people
> That teacher who rode a horse to school
> the horse could also count (he'd hold up fingers and it would stomp it's foot that amount of times)
> That English teacher who let you read for the entire double-lesson if you were "up to a really good but"
> That ultra homophobic kid who also pulled down people's pants and slapped people in the crotch all the time
> That kid who's knee dislocated every month or so
> That kid no remembered existed except for roll-call at the start of the day
> The crawl space under a building filled with ciggerettes and porn mags
> That kid who had a locker full of alcholol and got drunk every lunch time (was never caught, somehow)
> That teacher who just vanished one day, no one would say why, later find out he went to jail for having a laptop full of cp
> the (different) teacher who always had a throbbing erection visible through his jeans during class
> the terrifyingly strict vice principle who was actually a really nice man and let you into the actual principles office unsupervised on last day of school to prank him (covered the walls in pictures of cats, he fucking hated cats)
> The actual principle who was a cunt and all the other teachers secretly hated
> the kid who put his finger on the belt-sander in woodwork
> the teacher who had a cameo in a fairly high profile movie.
> the trainee-teacher who had a mental breakdown in front of a class full of kids because
> the other trainee teacher who bought alcohol for the students he was teaching and came to party.
> The kid who never ate his packed lunch, but didn't throw it out either. Created a pile of toxic mould in his locker over a few months
>>28933703
came to this thread for this comment XD
>>28937635
Not OP but in my primary school (k-6) we needed a written note from a parent to leave school property at lunch unless you lived in town. Most kids were bussed to my school though.
t. Canadian
>that kid who climbed a crane to get the construction company flag
>that kid who made home made bombs in the dorms
>that kid who shat in front of someones door
>that kid and his gf who got expelled for keeping a blog of the best places to bang in the school
>that kid who did every year twice and was basically the mascott of the school
>that teacher who got fired for pretending to have taken the kids on a trip ( only to pay himslef a holiday to africa)
>that kid who whore a dead pigeon in a hamster ball around his neck
>That girl who was a complete whore at age 15 and was sleeping with dudes who were 21-25
Good thing she rejected me other wise I would of been fucked. She turned into a complete wreck and looks like shit now.
Also she might of had an abortion in high school rumors started also. Not sure if its true but the evidence seems to lead to that.
>the kid who doesn't even want to remember highschool and came here to see what hs life would be like if it hadn't been shitty, boring and disappointing.
>that manlet teacher with a stick up his ass and a nasally voice
>that teacher who wasn't fat but had a fupa
>that principle that wore hollister v necks
>that teacher that didn't reply if you asked to go to the bathroom so you would just go
>those teachers who made you sign out and take a pass to go anywhere
>that teacher whose nipples showed
>that female teacher who had really hairy arms
>that slightly retarded kid who would do anything kids told him to
>that kid who constantly cleared his throat
>that kid who shaved but ignored his neck and thus had a neckbeard
>that slightly retarded kid who would talk about killing his brother every morning on the bus
>that manlet who always got angry in gym
>>28940480
oops
>principle
principal*
>>28933703
thanks fart senpai
>>28939549
This
Orcof
>>28939688
What movie was your teacher in?
>>28939688
Maybe the erection teacher just had a huge dick
>>28933661
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE ME THE SAUCE TO THIS PIC
>>28933661
>5 >>28938037 >>28940880
> >that time a kid tried to start a food fight for three days in a row before he was given a one month lunch detention
Expound a bit, I'm legitimately curious about this one. As a homeschool fag that always viewed the reality of food fights with a skeptical eye at best, that sounds cringey and awkward as fuck for all parties involved (especially after the first time)
>>28940971
whoops, fucked up the quote on that one. obviously meant to reply to op in that post lol
>>28940971
>>28941000
I think you meant that you'd give me the sauce to the pic
>>28940971
food fights as a big group of 100 kids throwing food at each other never happened. maybe 2-4 retards would throw shit at each other though
>>28940971
the kid was a bit of a tard anyways. but not so much that he was under supervision.
>first day he throws an apple at some kid and starts shouting for a food fight
>second day he gets a few bags of carrots and starts throwing random carrots at everybody
>no punishment except for the people overseeing the lunch making him stop
>third day he goes nuts and throws a bunch of sticky shit at people and actually causes a mini food fight
>choir teacher grabs and drags him away by his upper arm to the main office
>after a month he was allowed to eat at a table with his friends
>>28934055
I also had one of those teachers who would do that... 'kay... every time he paused... 'kay.
>>28940971
Most people don't want their clothes to get covered with food and shit. It's just a natural thing that food fights never really happened. Also fruit hurts when you get hit.
>>28934983
>that ultra up-tight suit wearing kid who went ape shit one day and beat up a joke for steppin on his shoe
Anything else to tell about this, anon? Sounds interesting.
>That kid who bought a loaded gun into the classroom in 2nd grade back in the 90's before Columbine and you told the teacher on him
>That kid who fought the substitute teacher
>That kid who was always drugged up every day in school
>That kid who was getting grey hairs while he was still a High school student
>That pervert kid who was always trying to peek at girls while they were changing
>That guy who asked every single girl in school out until one eventually said yes
>That kid who always wore the same sweater everyday, no matter if it was near the middle of summer
>that kid that smells like cum
>>28933976
>that kid who used a wheelie backpack throughout highschool
I liked it rolling that thing around, it was fun.
>>28936148
Tell me more
For the love of god please
>>28941782
Everybody hates people like you you for rolling that thing around like an autist and taking up floor space
I can't even fathom how people like you think it's even close to a good idea
>>28933661
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAP *phbpbpbpbptprr* RRAP BRAAAAP
>>28942029
Not everybody. I was always jealous of the kids with wheely backpacks.
>>28941989that never fucking happened
>>28942029
I've come to call them "entitled white people bags," since the only ones I ever see rolling them around in public are old, fat diabetic white bitches with entitlement complexes that almost match their waistlines in size. Fuck anyone that has one of those bags and actively uses it desu
>>28937738
> that kid who was a nazi as a joke
That was me
>>28942046I want to believe
>originaliolio
>>28937635
The high schools in vegas have closed campuses because some kid crashed speeding back from a macdonalds or something so he wouldn't miss class
>>28938158
>tfwYOUwere King Arthur in the school's production of Spamalot
>>28933729
Truthfully I just wanted to eat alone. I liked just thinking about autistic shit by myself but normies would always try to talk to me and feel like they were doing me a favor.
>>28933976
>that kid who extended and then held the handle on his wheelie backpack and swung in circles in order to smack other kids with it.
>>28942093
>living in their country
>entitled
You're entitled to leaving.a country built by white people
>>28942529
Fucking this, I'd be reading on my phone, two or three guys would sit down at my table and start talking to me
I'd had to do my courtesies and then go back to ignoring them while they'd talk among themselves (distracting me all the while) for a week before they stopped doing it.
Holy shit I'm trying to read a epic, leave me be.
>>28934371
>that kid was me
>except I was placed in a special needs programme for like an hour a day because I never did any work in class and interacted with no one
I was in the thing for a day before I just walked out and never went back
>>28934854
>that one russian kid who showed his cp to everyone and got away with it
>>28942682
found the entitled white woman
>>28938158
>our high school was big on the theatre program
>seriously 4 fucking theatre courses (ideally for each year of school) plus electives like prop and stage construction
>pretty much the entire point of the Senior year theatre course was to write, direct, and manage your own half-hour production that the school would sell tickets for
>school theatre was packed the entire week they were put on with students, parents, community members, etc.
>got cast by girl I secretly hated with to play drug-pushing thug that gets the protag hooked
>Agree cuz I like acting
>I get piss drunk before the production
>somehow remember all my lines and cues
>everyone loved my performance, girl that cast me said it was way better than I was in the rehearsals
>she threw a big party at her house later
>fuck one of her friends on her parents bed and then later on in her bed
>girl I fucked found out I was right-wing and never talked to me again
>girl who cast me hates both her friend for fucking in her bed and me for fucked her friend
>mfw
>>28943395
Hah, drama club bitches were the BEST
>>28933661
>that kid who was a frequent flyer in in school suspension
shit was a joke, it's basically a school day only you get to do whatever the fuck you want after the work's done
>>28938981
> the time the debate team got shut down due to the leader being a nazi
Is there a story there?
>>28933822
>>28933858
This better be b8te
>>28937830
Quebec here:
Elementary 1-6
Middle 7-8
High 9-11
>>28933661
>That fat chick who always wore clothes way too revealing like shorts and or a shirt that showed her fat disgusting belly
>That girl who dyed her hair blue/green/purple to desperately attract attention and look like an anime character
>That girl who would be a perfect match for you, but she attends none of your classes and you never get to speak to her.
>>28933976
freshman from my school
he once told me he frequents /k/ and spewed off some stupid shit about rifles and ww2
>>28933661
>asks for stories
>ends up as that kid thread
Anyone remember when the word story meant actual greentext stories instead of a string of meme sentences?
>>28945676
>Anyone remember
>Never stopped
Wew lad.
>that small ratty kid who annoyed others on purpose to get attention
>that same kid developed a brain tumor and died from it after the 9th grade
>that bitchy stacy who also developed one but survived
>that handicapped kid who became a meme on the internet (pic related)
>that stacy who spontaneously slapped your butt and called you a fatass
>that kid who tried to scalp an immigrant girl with an ice skate
>that crazy religion teacher who told the class that she's saving her virginity for jesus
>the same teacher also said that black people should paint themselves white and that being gay is comparable to fucking animals
Fuck i want to be a kid again
I spend lots of my breaks in toilet stalls. At some point I think people figured it out because someone mentioned it and knocked on the door.
the #1 thing I remember from school is this one kind of nerdy kid I hanged with for awhile having the biggest cock I've ever seen.
Don't ask how I found out.
>>28934459
I had the indian kid who acted like he was from the hood. Eventually students from Umass amherst pelted him with beer cans.
>>28934459
>that fat rich indian kid who acted like he was "from the hood"
I had an obese Indian who acted like this. Every lunch we would collect all the garbage in the cafeteria and put it on his plate. It was funny as fuck when he was yelling about the hood and drugs and shit and suddenly stops with his face looking like some /b/-tier reaction image and stares at whoever's turn it was to do the dumping.
>that kid who lights fires and then alerts everyone to it for a reward
>that super racist mexican kid who called niggers burnt coal and was jumped by five of them last day of school
>mfw he went to the hospital
>>28933703
>>28933858
>>28942040
Never leave /r9k/, fartbros
>That time I joined a school for one year and several students died within nine months.
Good times.
>that kid who put super fresh minty toothpaste on the Bus air conditioner and made everyone's eyes/mouth start burning
>that kid who left two massive pissbottles on the gym floor
>that kid who left pink anal beads in the boy's bathroom
>that kid who dumped an entire bottle of really hot spice into the school pool
>that kid who popped a garlic capsule on the classroom air conditioner and made the room unusable for days due to the smell
>that kid who got expelled for destroying two bathroom stalls with a single kick
>that kid who died while in a illegal street racing competition
>that kid who opened his backpack and a fucking frog jumped out of it, scaring all of the girls and causing massive panic
>that kid who sold weed inside the school building and never got caught
>that kid who fucking died of salmonella
First one was me.
My school was the fucking shit.
>that kid who took long bathroom breaks every lesson every fucking day
I just clean my ass autistically thoroughly.Everyone probably thought I was masturbating every lessonFUCK
>that teacher that left the class all period and came back 5 mins before the bell exclaiming she bought a new car
>>28933661
>That kid with a lawyer mom on city council
>Did anything he wanted to do like some badguy from a disney movie
>Got away with it all
>That kid who tried to fight by spinning and got knocked out
>That kid who was stupid enough to try and take shits during lunch with all the bathroom stall-doors removed and would get jumped
>That chick who was a fat hambeast but 16 and pregnant and enjoyed showing off her ultrasounds to neighbors in class
>That kid who was a doze-ninja and would always sit behind big black guys or hambeasts to hide that he was asleep in class
>That kid who checked every single vending machines coin slot before school, recess, lunch, after school
>That kid who shit his jeans and tried to not admit it and the stank filled class
>That nerdy weaboo nigger kid every school had ONE
>>28938375
>got out a couple years before school decided you have to stay
>feelsgoodmang
>that super religious kid who believed pokemon was the work of the devil
kek everytime
>that kid who shit his pants
It was me
>that kid who was obsessed with Germany and claimed to know German but would just say mangled Rammstein lyrics
>>28933661
>>that kid who tried to fight the gym teacher
We had a PE teacher who retired from teaching but stayed on as the school bouncer.
Once threw me to the ground for not putting the javelins away properly, and distinctly remember walking around a corner only to see him holding two kids against the wall by their throats.
He was a fucking psycho.
>that girl who put a test tube in her vagina
>friends if you can call it that with a fat tall girl and a Philipino with pock marks
>they constantly argue with me over stupid shit like my soda of choice killing sperm cells
>one day I buy gobstoppers at lunch
>fatty begs, refuse her because I want some for later
>snatches it from my hands across the table
>already angry, vault over wide table
>slide along a sea of spilled gobstoppers
>landing on my feet I snatched the box back, "fuck you, you fat greedy bitch!"
>storm off to library
>look back and she's picking them up off the floor and eating them
>that mexican kid with a rat-tail that made a gang in 2nd grade called "The Spiders" and went around the school during recess pretending to stab kids in the kidneys
>that mexican kid that dug a hole under the fence during recess, crawled underneath it and ran away from school
>>28933661
I can't remember much as I haven't been in an educational facility in well over 10 years. It was a happy time, I suggest you teenagers not waste it.
>>28933703
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ecnqZXzb2L
>>28934377
>irish robot
>now I can never post here again
>>28947593
Were you?
Ashgabat
>That kid who played handhelds on the bus in high school
>>28933661
goddamn, that's one ugly bitch
>>28946895
Are you the ghost from Another?
>That autistic Indian kid who rote learnt the entire schools birthdays including teachers and could correctly recall them at a moments notice.
>That kid who go sent home from a trip because they threw a watermelon through a window.
>That kid who got expelled for calling an Indian kid a nigger
>That kid who became a father in our final year
>That kid who was the only one in his classroom during prom day
It wasn't you, was it?
>That kid that threw up in class all over a Staceys history workbook
Oh man I nearly died laughing, he didn't even ask to leave the room just randomly fucking borked
>That kid who stole a beaker of ethanol from chemistry and then downed it because he thought it would get him super drunk
>Collapsed and needed a stomach pump
>The ultra borderline chad borderline aspergers bulky who was 6'3 at age 14
>Picked a fight with a skinny kid who's dad was in the marines
>Skinny kid kicked him in the dick so hard he rose about 30cm off the ground and landed in a heap
>Got up and limped out the school gate without saying a word just clutching his groin
>Didn't see him for weeks
>Found out recently he has a metal testicle now
>That kid who ate bath salts.
>That kid who tried to fight a chad and got knocked out
>That kid who would rip his hair out and put in the kid sitting in front of him's hair.
>That autistic kid that seemed like a funny cool guy that was just shy who ended up being just autistic
>>28949014
he was practicing for trump.
he's a fucking psychic.
>>28933661
>that kid who stole everyone's chicken nuggets during a food fight
I ate like a motherfucking king for the next two days.
>>28934191
brff-p-p-p-p-pffppfpfpffffpfpfpfplplplplplplplplplplplsssssssssssssssssssp
>that kid who snorted sherbet powder like it's coke before math class
That kid was me.
Never touched anything else besides weed lmao.
>>28934459
>>that fat rich indian kid who acted like he was "from the hood"
Hey I had one of those
>That kid who was friends with all the girls but not guys
>That kid who would go to sleepovers and get makeovers
>That kid who came to school afterwards and everybody thought they were there own cousin
>That kid who changed with the girls when we had a sub once and the teacher didn't notice
>That kid who got to hold hands with the girls because they saw them as one of them
>That kid who still somehow never got so much as a kiss from a girl
Fucking high school was a mess.
>that weird kid who wore anime clothes and fake teeth and said he was a vampire
>that weird kid who wore goggles and a trenchcoat who said he was a vampire hunter
>rumor goes around that they're gonna fight, everyone crowds around and watches as they shriek and flail at each other before both running away
>that kid who took ecstasy before school and got caught jacking off during class, hauled away by school cop while still wanking
>that creepy cop who the Mexican girls hit on, who later got in the news for injuring students
>that weird fat kid I didn't know who would talk to me walking between classes, like about how his piss smelled acidic and such
>that group of pregnant Mexican girls that walked together
>>28933703
I laugh at these posts even though I shouldn't.
>That poo-in-loo who got his head put through a table in a lesson and had to leave because it was gushing blood
>That kid who told one of the teachers that their daughter got railed on a trampoline at a house party (it was true)
>Those kids who always used to get chased around the school by angry teachers
>That one fat kid who tried to trade his iPod for donuts
>That same teacher who had a stock photo as his background and claimed it was his wife
>The one teacher who acted like he was from the victorian period and used words that no-one had ever heard of
>That 4chan kid, Tom, who was nicknamed 'Thomas the Wank engine' for his love of trains amongst obvious reasons
More?
>>28937845
I suppose exercise pushes the air out of stomach or something.
>>28943125
fuck off redditfuu
>>28939194
God bless you Hans
>That kid who went in full tardrage and kicked out a door.
>That same kid who got in a fight with a huge nigger. (both 190cm and over 100 kgs) which ended up being the battle of the Goliaths.
>That school trip where one kid put a jellyfish on his dick during beach day
>That teacher with a curly haircut and everyone would call her "sheeple"
>That teacher who was called jode (jew in our language) and everyone would make oven jokes during science.
>That kid who took his bike to the roof of the school and biked off and broke four ribs.
>That kid who flipped the current switches on the PSUs of the computers in the IT room and fried most of them next class.
I was the last guy
>that kid whose leg broke
>he got crutches
>then he played king of the hill with other kids before his leg had even healed and used his crutches as weapons
>>28940480
>>that teacher who wasn't fat but had a fupa
>mfw i read that as
>that teacher who wasn't fat but had a tulpa
>That quiet kid that got left alone because everyone thought he was a psychopath
>That kid that saw the qt school councelor every week because qt
>That kid that could suck his own dick
>That kid who filled a half empty sprite bottle with vodka on school days, and chewed breath minths all day to mask the smell
>That kid that always got a 'migraine attack' around the time gym class would start
>That kid that outed some kid as gay to his entire family and friends, after he left his school computer logged in including facebook
That kid had the balls to pick on me, so no guilt what so ever.
>that kid who only 10 years after high school realized how much easy teen pussy he missed out on
I am That Kid
>>28943395
>high school kids
>caring s out political alignments
Weirdest thing in that post
>>28951667
I am also that kid
orginial
>>28946169
How did you find out?
oragalinaoalio
>>28937635
Dairy Queens only exist in Texas, so Texas. "That's what I like about Teeexas!"
>that kid who ate his lunch in the school office lounge because of the comfy chairs and air conditioner
>that kid who smeared his shit on the bathroom mirrors and classroom doorknobs
>that kid who got told by some girls that he smelled funny one day because he fapped and didn't shower the day before and instead rubbed deodorant all over his balls which made the smell of dried semen a lot stronger and more obvious to people around him
>that korean kid in high school who was filthy rich and paid to school authorities to regularly shit on the professors toilet.
>>28952314
>Dairy Queens only exist in Texas
lol wut? That's not the case.
>>28946126
What did you do while you were in there?
>that kid who was literally autist and screamed out loud "get off me" in a really retarded voice and ran away every time another kid tried to get near him
>>28952314
>Dairy Queen
>corporate headquarters in Minnesota
>only exist in Texas
You're retarded
>>28938725
>>The Nazi kid that carried a knife everywhere and quoted Mein Kampf. (years later he came out of the closet and isn't a Nazi, huh)
that hit close
>>28933703
you are on point anon
keep going you're gonna be big someday
>that guy that would say, "...good times..." with a big, dumb smile on his face whenever something remotely funny or entertaining happened
>>28946895
literally just the plot of Another
>>28951641
>>That kid that always got a 'migraine attack' around the time gym class would start
that was me hahaha
>mfw I still got an A
>That tall lanky aspie kid who liked to pretend he was scorpion from mortal kombat
>That shorter, fatter aspie friend of his who was absolutely embarrassed with scorpion kid's behavior
>that kid who ran across the street and got killed
>that kid who wanted to take left over flower money when a fan favorite teacher broke his kneck
>that kid who was a complete faggot and even i made cry
And so on
>>28953061
FORBRAAAAAAAP
>That girl who knew I liked One Piece and always tried to tell me about her Luffy x Law fanfics
>>28947203
>busses with air-conditioning
why was i so poor.
>>28933661
>tfw you fought the gym teacher
>tfw it was a female
>tfw she lost
Didn't even get into trouble for it.
>>28955043
not allowing her to become your overly attached waifu to your cool and distant onee-chan , fuck you.
>>28933661
god i want to rip those apart and lick her holes in this exact position while she wears whats left of them
i cant be alone
>that kid who watched Flintstones porn on the school computer
>That 11 year old girl who had a 27 year old boyfriend
>>28933976
>that weird, autistic kid who was big and intimidating so everyone avoided him
>That kid that wore the same hoody everyday and eventually sewed blue cat ears on it
>Those group of ugly geeks that only talk English to eachother cause they found it the superior language (dutch school)
>Those 2 ugly kids that fell in love and made out every moment in disgust of their peers
>That one kid with the heavy voice who thinks he's hot shit
>That one fat kid that took obvious creepshots everyday
>that gym teacher who flirted with every girl in the class
>that russian kid who told the teacher to go fuck himself
>that kid who mocked a girl for having an albanian boyfriend , then got beaten the hell out of him by said boyfriend
>that teacher who run over one of her favorite students with her car
>that time when there was a race war between neo-nazis and albanians in the school courtyard
>that albanian who threatened to burn a teacher alive if she failed him
>that albanian who threw a desk from the 2nd floor at some poor dude below
Man, middle school was interesting. High school was pretty boring in comparison, mostly because albanians don't bother with high school.
any other Irish bots or even brit bots remember playing IRA?
