Do you like my dock, r9k?
Frogs live in this water and I squat on the dock and take it all in. I think it is comfy as fuck.
Here is a frog bro under the dock. This dock is two feet wide and a little over four feet long.
>>28929566
Wow, it's like looking into the life of a serial killer.
>>28929566
It looks sorta cozy, but it doesn't look too stable. Don't fall into it please.
>>28929752
My thoughts exactly. I was thinking along the same lines as Norman Bates and his creative ways of disposing of the bodies.
>>28929566
love your dock, bro. don't listen to these jelous retards
>>28929566
I would love to lit a joint or a cig in there
>>28929632
Nice, op.
Dig your dock. Is this near your house?
It looks almost swampy. Do you live in the southern US?
>>28929566
I can feel the mosquitos
>>28929632
that fact that you don't seem to get the point of a dock honestly is kinda cringey
>>28929632
That's a pretty nice dock man, you thinking of doing any more work on it?
not a big dock, but certainly enough to satisfy. did you build it yourself?
Why would you build a dock in a puddle?
>>28930014
Yes. I got wood from the forest for it.
>>28929985
Docks are for chilling with frog niggas.
>>28929982
Appalachian mountains. This is a puddle that is eight inches deep that I dug. No mosquitoes though.
Is this where you shit?
>>28930088
is it near a creek or stream? you could turn it into a pond
>>28930088
>I got wood from the forest for it.
Your adding to it?
What part of Appalachia?
>>28930192
I am on top of a hill, so the nearest stream is about a kilometer away. Or 0.5 miles.
>>28929566
>All that mud and you can't see into the water.
That looks very Southern anon.
>>28930235
Eastern Kentucky, I am a homesteading NEET.
>>28930212
No, I am getting wood in general. Picture relate.
>>28929566
I like it family.
I also get shit internet from where I am now, which is 0.10 mbps download speed and 0.003 mbps upload. Posting is a slow process.
>>28930394
*0.03
Oregano fuck
>>28929985
The fact that you're a reddit-fag who uses "cringey" is also "cringey". Kill yourself.
>>28929632
Post more frogs OP
>>28930434
There are two frogs that I know of, I'll try to find them in the water. I think they might be toads, if correct classification matters.
>>28930475
How do they survive in that small pool, do not they need more water and stuff?
>>28930312
>homesteading
Nice. How self-sufficient are you?
>dock for a tiny puddle
shiggy, man
It's only a dock if you use it to dock a boat. That pond looks way, way too small for a boat to have any business being there.
So it's a pier, not a dock.
>>28930501
They eat the leaves off the trees I cut down. Also, here is the frog's general location. It puts it's head up and dashes around. More frog bros to come if they fuck and make some tad bros.
>>28930552
Here is a boat by the dock, fag.
>>28930570
Did you dig it out recently.
It can possibly dry out completely if the weather gets drier
>>28930636
Actually laughed out loud, good show
>>28930669
I dug it out five years ago. Water stays about two weeks during dry spells. It stays during spring though.
>>28929566
comfy as fuck, OP. Get yourself some lemonade and a rocking chair and you'd be set tbqhwy.
>>28931033
I'm gonna make a chair next and I might make a thread about it.
I WANNA HAVE A BACKYARD WITH A POND AND DOCK TO FISH OUT OF
Make a little lake near a creek. Divert the water to a flat area and you'll have a huge pond
IT IS A FROG BRO GUYS
HOLY SHIT XDDDD
>>28930093
>designated shitting dock
>>28929566
if my life ever goes to complete shit can i join you at your dock homestead?
>Do you like my cock, r9k?
>Frogs fuck in this water and I squat on the dock and take it all in. I think it is comfy as fuck.
this is what i read i don't know why
>>28931131
A fish would strangle on silt sediments in this mud. It would be like a gas chamber.
>>28929632
>>28931195
Looks like a bullfrog. He must like the shade provided by the dock.
>>28931211
He comes in a pack count me in
>>28931211
Yes. Everyone is welcome. Just don't fuck with my frog bois. You might be weirded out that I am over seven feet tall though.
>>28931280
>over seven feet tall
this thread keeps getting better and better
do you have some sort of disorder, OP? why the fuck are you so tall?
>>28931234
I still want one
>>28931297
>inb4 show us your cock
But I have a petuitary glan thing. Picture is where I sleep at and live.
Timestamp please op.
What do you eat?
>>28931383
That's a terrible fucking picture. Blurry, only shows the side of a stove. Get further inside and actually show us around OP. Don't forget timestamps.
>>28929566
>I squat on the dock and take it all in.
so you shit in the pond?
>>28931383
I always wanted to chill out in the middle of nowhere with a giantbro, I guess you're giantbro.
Timestamp? kkk
XDDDDDZSZ
>>28931441
frogs , mostly
>op is a gentle giant posting from his swamp in the middle of nowhere on probably dial up tier internet
I just wanted to take a moment to CROWN THE NEW LIEGE OF /r9k/
GONE IS THE MAN OF EGG, WHO DISCARDED HIS FORTUNE TO LIVE IN HIS STEED AND PROVIDE FOR UNFAIR MAIDENS
STRUCK DOWN ARE THE MASS SHOOTERS, ELLIOT OF RODGE, DYLAN AND ERIC, CHEATY CHINKY MAN AND THE /pol/MASTER BREVIEK
DOXXED HAVE BEEN THE RICKIES, THE MUSES, ABSALOM OF THE ISRAELITES AND THE OTHERS
ALL HAIL THE NEW KING OF /r9k/, FEEL HIS FEELS AND BEND THE KNEE
Hereby, I declare this as the thread of the month. Nice frogbros OP, I sometimes visit my dovebros in my balcony, eating oats with them is comfy in the mornings. Here is a pic of my dovebro. Cool baby.
>>28931616
Fake OP. Tripfag for now.
>>28931616
Kekkerino originalo
>>28931673
LONG LIVE DOCKPOSTER, GIANT OF THE SWAMP, COMMANDER OF THE FROGS AND TOADS, CAPTAIN OF THE SUNKEN DINGY, AND LORD OF THE BOARDSI think toad/froggiant would be better than dockposter but it's up to you, my liege
>>28931195
make offerings to the frogs and kek will help keep normies away
>>28931738
^ good luck and fortune will come to you
Does that swamp happen to have a frogbro space program?
>>28931714
My achievement is my dock, so Dockposter it is.
But I cannot be the king of r9k. I may be exiled for being a giant autist by normies, but I'm not combating the cancer of normalfaggotry, which is the king's duty I'd have to say.
Frogbro is making noises.
>>28929566
YES! i fucking love building things like that out in the woods where no one else goes to, fucking brofist, anon
Op, maybe you can build them a nice floating platform or something for when they wanna sunbathe.
>>28931846
Here is where I get my water at. :')
>>28929566
Is your name Quale? Cause that shit looks like Qu's Marsh from Final Fantasy IX.
>>28932018
No, my name is Dockposter.
Here is a rabbit's grave that got raped by my cat. Goodnight, sweet rabbitbro.
What do you live in? What do you eat?
>>28931977
Holy shit I think you're literally shrek, like you live an isolated little marshy area, you're super tall, and ostracized by normies because of your appearence.
>>28932120
Poost catfriend.
>>28932120
OP I'm proud of you and your frogs, friend. Keep it up.
Can you possibly show us around your house a bit more?
>>28932134
I sleep on hay and I eat blackberries or baked beans. I ate dog food last winter, hence the bag of dog kibble.
>>28932147
I am actually 7/10 according to soc. I am just 7'4" and have Aspergers.
>>28932151
Catbro leaves all day and comes back when it wants food. Just like a woman, just comes to me when it wants something and leaves being an irrational sociopath to the birds and rabbits.
>>28932248
So how do you take shits out there in the middle of nowhere and where's ur internet?
>>28932147
GET OUT OF MY DOCK
>>28932248
>7'4"
post feet dockposter
>>28932248
How do you make money? What do you put for an address?
>>28932248
shit, i wish i could do that, sometimes i live in my little place in the woods for a week at a time but no more than that
>>28932248
>I am actually 7/10 according to soc
Post pics.
>>28932248
how do you get electricity and internet?
>>28932311
probably shits off the dock onto frogfriends
>>28929566
Yeah. I'd set up a folding chair out on that thing, and it would be a great place to sit and smoke or just enjoy a sunset. Could even have a bonfire out there to keep the bugs away. Swamp life's not looking so bad.
Money from autism NEETbux. I shit in a deep canyon of nothingness. Internet from my router. Electricity from a powerline. Also, when I try to upload pics, my shitty dollar store LG phone uses too much RAM, so it crashes.
>>28931792
I said kek not ccuck
>>28932487
>Internet from my router
how does this work though? don't you need to be connected to an ISP?
>>28932487
Hand holding a soda can from a previous thread.
>>28932487
how much money do you live off of each month?
>>28932487
Post shitcanyon pics pls.
>>28932487
>Internet from my router.
>>28932487
How do you like it so far? I've thought about having a remote cabin out in the woods, desert, or marshes. A place where I need not be bothered with neighbors or normieville.
>>28932514
WAN cable to the ISP.
Here is a catbro on my dock.
>>28932580
nice
is there a way to contact you without being worried about Big Brother Watching You or would i just have to hope that i ran into you? i live about 30 miles from the Appalachians in Virginia
Holy shit, everyone go look up the plot for the BFG.
Anon is the Big Friendly Giant, not Shrek. Mfw
>>28932248
What do you sleep in though? A cabin or something or a shed?
Swampbro living the dream
Keep on being awesome, you bizarre giant of a man
>>28932572
Inherit the land. Do not even think of doing this if you aren't ready with resources and confident you won't die. Trust me on that.
Get hooked on somr NEETbux first, because surviving is your new full time job, with shit pay, but the best benefits.
>>28932526
How do you go to store? How often?
Wait is it the forest dweller from /r9k/? That guy who had a youtube channel? Who was digging his goblin(or whatever ugly fantasy creature) cave?
Are you claiming this land through adverse possession, OP?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adverse_possession
>>28932686
I walk to a gas station and buy shit there.
I get 300 from the NEETbux, so there's my income.
Frogbro is REEEEing at catbro.
>>28932651
dumb phonepostre
Dockposter living the dream. Good on you bud.
>>28932769
I am a phone poster because poorfag can't get a PC.
>>28932769
OP is a phone poster.
>>28929566
this is wonderful my firend. it is a very liekable dock.
I would spend my time there, smoking, drinking and thinking about the evil world around me,
Are you really that tall?
Shit Canyon is cool in temperature, but offensive to my sense of smell. Just like ice cold niggaz.
>>28932850
>you will never smoke, drink and reflect on the sins of this world at Dockposter's dock
>>28932875
canyon/10 would shit in
>>28929566
You are the swamp giant from the movie Big Fish
Thank you for the thread
>>28932875
Idk how it works where you are, but do you have an 'official' address? like is where you live listed as a house? To get neetbux where i am you have to properly live somewhere and have an address they can send stuff to.
Do you like your existence, or if not what do you wish was different?
>>28932580
Whats with that house to the top left?
>>28932875
You know your either supposed to bury it or burn it..right? Or hell use your shit for plants.
>>28932875
Where do you wash? Not in Frogpond I assume. Maybe the stream a km away?
>>28932875
Looks like your shit came to life and took the form of some sort of shit golem.
>>28932873
This dock is four feet long and I am 7'4. Here is me looking down.
>>28932946
I have a mailbox on the road near me, so that's my address. My life is alright. I just never talk to anyone, have no friends, and am an autist. I like my frogbros way better than normies because they don't judge me, and they're at least different with their spots, Stacies are just blonde dyed generic copy-paste whores and Chad is an idiot meathead incapable of thinking. Who would have thought frogs are more human than humans. I would have killed myself by now if I didn't leave socoety and be happy. Here, the only REAL advice is to actually BEE URSELF XDD
>>28932970
A shed. Only thing here not made by me except for my axe and tools.
>>28929566
Is that standing water? Looks like you could get aids just by standing near it.
>>28933096
Dude i m a bit scared of you
>>28932120
OP can you please post a picture of your cat? Poor rabbit though, RIP.
>>28933175
Yes. It dries up and fills up again so any larvae in it get BTFO and frogbros leave until there is water again.
>>28933096
I can see your future of being forced into a mental institution when someone finds out your living conditions
>>28933246
Its not illegal to live out in the middle of nowhere faggot
>>28933204
Here.
>>28932580
I don't want to be a dick with a dock, but some of what people are asking is already in the thread. Do ctrl-f and type what you want to see. If it's not already there, feel free to ask :')
>>28933246
I will kill myself before I go back to society. Fuck off, normal fags. Go to your Jewish suburbs and let me have an independent life.
I just saw a rabbit and it hopped away.
Shouldn't you reinforce your dock so it doesn't crumble to strong winds? Maybe you can create some sort of damp around the sides to prevent too much water from going out of it.
>>28932907
>I will never talk with giantbro about the lifecycle of a frogbro
>>28933246
But why would anyone want to force a gentle giant autist who's not a threat to society into a mental institution, he's just kinda chillin' out there why would anyone want to break his peace?
>>28933096
>tfw you will never BE YOURSELF like giantswampbro
>>28932120
good night sweet rabbitbro :(
>>28933321
because normalfags are stupid assholes. why else?
>>28933096
Thanks for answering my questions dockbro. Has anyone ever found/occidentally stumbled on your home?
>>28933311
Dam son. :')
Pic related, already a dam.
Whose property are you on OP? Are you paying property taxes?
>>28933360
Do you have plans for expanding your aquatic empire?
>>28933360
Sorry, I meant dam, not damp. Like the ones beavers make.
>>28933358
Hunters have came and shot some deerbros. Faggots said "SORRY FOR KILLING ON YOUR 100 ACRE PROPERTY XDDDDD" and left. Dogs have came and tried to kill me. It chased me down and I punched it unconscious. Animal abuse isn't cool but feral dogs can be faggots.
>>28933424
Can you take a pic of the exterior of your home giantbro? Like not the little entrance that you posted previously but the whole thing?
>>28933424
Maybe they were coming for your dog food ya fucking retard
>>28933459
Sham a lam bam broham.
>>28933520
Are you living on your parents property?
>>28933515
No, the doggie was barking and pissed off.
>>28933520
>truck in the background
what
Damn, this is the thread of the year.
>>28932248
>7'4"
How old are you, mate? Were you forced to play basketball at any period of your life?
>>28933535
I inherited this land, brozizzle.
WHAT
ARE U DOIN
IN MAH SWAMP
>>28933554
OP lives with his parents. Shed is most likely where his cat/dog sleeps. OP is just fucking around in the woods next to his house.
>>28933584
How would you pay property tax with 300 neetbux?
Also, theres a truck behind your shed - hunters wouldn't hunt so close to the road.
I have a truck. Just because I homestead doesn't mean I can't drive. I got the truck from my dad.
Also, I see a rabbitbro again.
>>28933697
>can drive
failed normie general
Rabbitbro in the image. It is a young one.
>>28933697
So you feed yourself, pay for internet, pay for phone service, pay care insurance, and pay property taxes all with 300 bucks welfare money?
WHAT ARE YE DOING ON MY DOCK
>>28933785
>paying taxes
Take your cuck propaganda elsewhere
>>28933841
even excluding the taxes, his story makes absolutely no sense.
I WANNA BELIEVE
>>28933520
Did you build that yourself senpai?
>>28933785
Internet, phone, and utilities can be about 100 a month, food can be another 100 a month, property taxes are the final 100 a month. OP doesn't need insurance on a car he probably rarely drives in bumfuck nowhere Kentucky, nobody will pay attention to that shit.
How do you shave/cut your hair?
>>28929566
Hmmmmm nice dock anon ;)
>>28933785
>So you feed yourself, pay for internet, pay for phone service, pay care insurance, and pay property taxes all with 300 bucks welfare money?
Buy food when I have to, internet broadband is $5 a month, no health insurance, and property tax is paid by the social security office that feeds NEETbux. I also save money, so I have nearly 2000 dollars in the bank.
>>28933891
No, my dad built it with plywood about 25 years ago.
>>28933841
Unfortunately, they will foreclose my place if I don't pay up, if that's what happens to property tax evaders.
Saw a squirrel bro. Too fast for a picture.
>>28929566
>>28929632
><5 pillars
docklets, when will they learn
>>28929566
Fucking hicks i swear
who the fuck does stupid nasty shit like this
dumb shreck fucker
>>28933911
I go to one of those stereotypoical black barbers. I get a buzzcut and completely shave my face.
>>28933996
Don't hate on swampbro you fucker.
this is a comfy thread
ogisaki catfish
>>28933996
Fucking frogposters I swear, when will they stop posting dead frog memes that belong to reddit and facebook now?
I know I post frogs, but my frogbros aren't from reddit.
>>28933785
he eats dog food for christs sake
>>28933996
>shreck
>>28934003
So you buy your food, you pay for haircuts, you seem to refer to all local game as "bros" so I doubt you do any hunting, you don't seem to grow anything, you inherited the land and didn't build your home yourself, you make money from the government.
How exactly are you a fucking homesteader again? You seem just like the millions of other white trash inbreds who live in relative squalor in Appalachia. Homesteading implies a degree of self sufficiency and survival skills. You don't seem to have any survival skills and you sure as shit aren't self sufficient. You're just a redneck who lives in a shack in the hills, stop trying to make yourself into some sort of Kentucky version of Dick Proenneke.
>>28933996
Kill yourself, yank filth
Good thread sir
On your lonely swamp, would you prefer the tender touch of a warm cuteboy or the cold lifeless touch of a roastie?
>>28934054
>the birth of a new trip
YOU'RE THE FUCKING CANCER KILLING THIS BOARD CAN YOU LEAVE???????????
>>28929566
>>28929632
>>28930088
>>28930636
holy shit. 10/10 dock.
kik?
>>28932580
you better watch catbro and make sure he doesn't eat frogbro, my cat once puked a half a frog out onto the carpet.
>>28934131
He's using a trip cause some asshole earlier tried to copy him.
>>28934083
faggottfw no cuteboy bf
>>28934081
I get water from a creek, I shit in a Shit Canyon, local game are actually bros, and I harvest blackberry plants and build docks.
Here are my blackberry plants.
And I'm not trying to be an Alaskan bushman. I just live kind of off normie tax welfare and eat dog food. I am a salvager, not a creator.
>>28934131
Hes using it properly, summerfag.
>>28934120
pretty sure he prefers frogs
>>28934175
Whoops. Here is image.
xDDDDXDDDDDDD LDLELELLE
>>28934175
"Here are my blackberry plants."
>no blackberry plants
when will the lies end
>>28929566
irl shrek
>>28934234
Autism speaks.
>>28934216
???
Originalio fail expose
>>28934181
>>28934149
Can't wait for him to regularly post his shitstain property while you all defend him because he's not "like the others"
Same attention whoring shit happening here you fags, he doesn't need a trip since nobody can post the same fucking pictures he does
>>28934175
But you don't have to be an Alaskan bushman to be a legitimate homesteader. What you're doing is not homesteading. You're just living the average life of trailer trash. Rural environment, government assistance, shitty living conditions that have been passed down through the family. This is not survival or self sufficiency. It's just run of the mill rural poverty. For fuck's sake build yourself a rudimentary composting toilet and set up a garden, if you already own land and basically have free reign to do whatever you want why the hell not try to become actually self sufficient instead of being a clueless degenerate who eats dog food?
OP you should create a garden, not just live off of blackberries, if you really are homesteading create some crop fields.
Also if you really want a decent pond I would rent a skidsteer for a day, you said you had some money saved up and I think its like $150 a day, you could move some serious dirt with those things.
>>28934299
If he posts out of this thread, then he's a faggot. Simple as that.
>>28934299
If he posts in a thread he didn't create, then he's using it improperly. If he makes his own thread, then thats proper.
You have no idea what you're talking about and are trying too hard to fit in.
>>28934314
>Guy lives in a mud puddle
>His best friends are frogs
>Eats dog food
>Somehow this enrages you
>>28934299
Only one thread and first time I trip fagged. How about you fuck off with your "LE TRIPFAG IS LE SHOWING IDENTITY". What if I had imageless posts? Someone tried to pretend to be me, so here is my trip. I will turn my trip off when I get off the thread.
I will cement shoe you off my dock.
>>28934358
god damn welfare queens, mooching off my taxes
>>28934368
Dig the pond deeper. Expand your rule.
>>28934299
>>28934314
fuck off nigger
original comment sf3qwasf
>>28934402
Elaborating on this idea, create a moat around your house full of frogbros
>>28931280
Fucking lanklet enjoy your nogainz fag
>>28934402
I will BUY a shovel and dig a deeper frogbro habitat. Me using money somehow pisses off certain dock-less frog-virgins.
But frogbros will be treated well, even if I go broke.
>>28934398
Get off my board wagealave
>>28934358
More disappointed than anything honestly. I thought this was going to be a thread about an anon who had checked out of society and was living a quiet rural lifestyle. Instead it's just some boring white trash faggot living the white trash lifestyle. Too lazy to work to make even the simplest improvements to his life so he'd rather just eat fucking dog food. Shit I have cousins who live in a trailer compound in rural Georgia and I've never thought their life was "cool" or "impressive". It's generic, stereotypical, and pathetic and the funny part is they're actually more self sufficient than OP since they hunt and farm.
>>28934450
I weigh almost 200 lbs and can kill you with my bare hands. Where are your gains when your manlet meat can't save you?
I won't kill you over shitposting though, anon :3
>>28934454
will frogs actually like a deeper pond or do they like to rest their legs on the mud?
>>28934493
Can we see more hand pictures? How big is your dick?
>>28934499
They're amphibians, so they might not care how deep it is.
>>28934299
Jesus christ fuck off you giant autist summerfag. The point of a trip is to recognize an OP or a poster so noone samefags as him. Go be a cunt elsewhere, cunt
>>28934175
Come on man. Even I have a toilet
>>28934474
>won't be a wagecuck and improve his life
I hated life when I had an apartment and working at a Wal-Mart. You might like your normie life and hate "white trash", but when it comes down to it, I am always more free than you. Also, your Memorial Day weekend is almpst over. Tick tock, wagie.
>>28934474
nobody cares what your expectations were, dockposter is god
>>28934530
Actually, you're wrong.
https://blog.thepondguy.com/tag/frogs/
I suggest you read up on ponds and frogs.
>>28934474
Whatever. Robots would be lucky to even have something like this. He gets NEETbux but everyone needs a few supplies. Dude is like a 10 foot tall swamp giant who built everything he has with his bare hands. How is that not alpha as fuck? It's certainly original.
>>28934593
If only I had the balls to give up the comforts of my life and go living the countryhermit life like you dockbro. I suppose I'll keep being a wagie, whatever my life is meaningless anyways.
>>28934175
But you have a roof so I guess I'd trade my toilet for a roof
>>28934644
>built everything he has with his bare hands
His home was built by his father 25 years ago.
>>28933520
Did you build that truck too?
>>28934667
>you will never smoke with outdoor weedbro
>tfw want to live in the middle of nowhere
>tfw land is too expensive
>tfw can't afford to buy or make a house even if you could afford it
>tfw you will never have a dock or frogbro
Kill me
>>28934454
>>28934530
You could find and use a good stick to loosen up and dig the dirt out. You should keep at least one spot sloped and a little shallow so they can rest and sit in the water. The tadpoles will also need it for when they start developing legs and crawling around.
>>28934668
I also have a truck I didn't make.
But I still live away from society, no matter how dependent I am on NEETbux. I might make a Dockposter thread tonight. Night edition.
>>28934668
>A shed. Only thing here not made by me except for my axe and tools.
Sounds like he's into some pretty self-sufficient living to me. No more relying on society. I like it, and this makes me want to have a place out on the edge of civilization too.
>>28934593
I was talking about absolutely basic things like building a toilet and growing some of your own food. You have a large property with ample resources, a guaranteed income stream so you can save up and supplement it with manufactured materials like solar paneling or livestock, and you don't even have to worry about paying taxes. You're in literally the perfect situation to live the peaceful wilderness NEET life but instead you choose to squander it and live like the rest of the plebs: completely reliant on others for survival and willing to sacrifice your well-being for the sake of convenience. It's pathetic, and it's a far more "normie" mentality to want to be tied down by things like needing to go to a barber shop and pay for haircuts from some nigger normie or walk to a gas station to buy fucking dogfood from normies instead of just learning to be on your own and provide both of those things for yourself.
>>28934716
do it senpai
organic cilantro
>>28934683
XDDDD SO FUNE
LE EBIN TWISTED SARCASM RHETORICAL QUESTION
"Dockposter is thy embodiment of freedom and my plan", spoken God to Abraham
- Memeius 531:8008
>>28934667
Are you growing drugs?
Best thread in a long fuggin time
Thank you dockposter
>>28934694
The only way I'd even talk to someone that wandered out here was if they said they were from /r9k/. So remember that if you ever get lost in the woods
>>28934790
Nah man those are tomato plants. Drugs are illegal
>>28934716
Do you get creeped out on your own out there? I think i'd be too spooped to live like you.
And do you think you would be able to live without the neetbux, like if they cut you off or something would you be able to become self-sufficient or would you have to go back to wageslaving? (inb4 becoming an hero)
If a stacy/chad stumbled upon your home would you be nice to them or would you go Deliverance on them?
You're a preddy gub guy dockbro, I like you
But dockbro, what happens when a windy storm happens, do you have a plan?
>>28934779
How bad do you smell? Have you gotten used to it?
This all started with a dock five hours ago.
Shit, I wasted my day not building things.
>>28934708
Expensive? Desert land around 1,000/acre, prime Midwest farmland is 5-10,000/acre. Couple thousand for a mobile home, another thousand to move it on your land. Or just buy a house in the sticks. I've seen them as low as $10,000, might or might not be in a town of 500 at that price.
>>28934848
Hi dockbro, just came in the thread, what's happening? You showcasing your 3D Pepes? Reminds me of the times explored the nearby river
>>28934848
dockbro why not cockbro?
>>28929566
Looks like you need some rain to expand your pond.
Otherwise looks good man
>>28934848
This is the best thread I've seen in months, thank you sincerely for making this. Stay cool, Dockbro.
>>28934835
I would just spend my saved up cash until next spring, buy seeds, and do that. I will never wageslave.
If normies came to my house, they would hear "go back the way you came".
If someone came, I would just chokeslam them down and leave them on the side of the road. I can lift up to 200 lbs with one arm, so yea.
New name is Dockbro. No-one is calling me Dockposter.
>>28934980
>If someone came, I would just chokeslam them down and leave them on the side of the road. I can lift up to 200 lbs with one arm, so yea.
But senpai I wanna visit and have a few beers with ya and speak of the frogbros....
Well, see you guys in tonight's thread.
Bibi
>>28934980
Seeds are cheap. Hell I'd mail you some but until my tomato crop comes through I'm broke. I'm hoping to catch a rabbit tonight to eat. If not I'm eating beans and rice again.
>>28935051
What time? It's already 5:19 in kentucky
>>28933404
>Tfw you find a dam like structure, bit it's just a random pond and it only has 2 swans in it
I don't even know why it exists, it's not even connected to the nearby riverI want to break it and drain the place, too see if it refills
>>28935051
Take it easy Dockbro
>>28931195
Now, now... Don't get any ideas buddy.
Dockbro, have you seen that primitive survival Aussie? He made a sweet potato farm recently, can you do that as well? Make some rudimentary crops? I know raspberries tend to spread their roots fairly far, creating big bushes, maybe do that as well? Let your blackberries cross breed with the raspberriesbut not too much, don't want unwanted race mixing
>>28935051
well, see ya. don't be surprised if you see a blond babyfaced lanklet headed your way
>>28935051
later homie
if one of us every stumbles into your area please dont drop us if we clearly say we aren't a normie
>>28930636
>those shoes
>that rag/ poncho thingy
>living in the woods
>making friends with frogs on a self made pond that could hide as an extremely good body hiding spot
Ok this guys definitely a serial killer. Dont worry though youre among people who admire you for your talents.
>>28935381
There's more of us than you would think. We live like this so we don't become serial killers.
>>28935446
>There's more of us than you would think. We live like this so we don't become serial killers.
mind = blown
>>28935480
Are you being sarcastic? I really can't tell. I'm not very good at communicating
>>28934852
> everybody has the PRIVILEGE of being born in the US
Someone screencap this please
>>28935446
Oh and I can answer questions about the lifestyle if anyone's interested. Cant really tell you what it's like being a giant though. I'm only 6'4".
>>28935677
No one screencap this.
