What do the mods have against mouth-stitching?
Does it [[[TRIGGER]]] them?
Why do they hide from true enlightenment?
more
and use fishing line
Mods can't handle these hot fresh memes
>>28902800
What the fuck, did you honestly stitch your fucking mouth? how are you going to get that out??
THIS IS WHAT MENTAL ILLNESS LOOKS LIKE
>>28902800
what the fuck is wrong with you??? didnt that shit hurt, how get it out?
that's pretty retarded desu
>>28902800
wtf anon go to the hostpital, then consider being sent to a mental asylum you fucking spaz
>>28903269
Not mental illness
Enlightenment
Who are you to say one's life or actions are any more correct than another's?
You are the crazy ones for believing such stupidity and delusion
>>28903258
>>28903269
>>28903273
>>28903278
>>28903278
>>28903306
ree normies get out etc
>>28902800
lol @ the normies acting like bitches
more stitches, roach
>>28902800
>Not super-gluing your mouth and nose shut
Fucking plebe
>>28903330
>>28903327
being a social outcast doesn't make it ok to stitch your mouth together for fucks sake
>>28902800
Stop being an attention whore, OP. You haven't attained "enlightenment" in any form, and your mouth stitching is just stupid -- not disgusting or shocking, just stupid.
>>28903353
but it looks kinda fun
just like my japanese animes
>all these normies shocked by this
maybe consider this next time you are about to make fun of that weird guy in the corner? and don't even get me started on girls..
Post more op you fucking faggot
>>28903381
You haven't presented a counter-argument
I am the epitome of success by my own asserted metric and I am the most pathetic person in the world. Your idea of what success and "better" means is no more true than anybody else's opinion.
It's all futile.
>>28903326
This looks pretty cool actually.
How far can you open up your mouthIHATEMYSELF :^)
>>28903479
wtf seriously get help
>>28903479
post the my life is a meme picture
>>28903521
How many believe in meaninglessness and hopelessness yet don't practice what they preach?
The best philosophers are those that killed themselves when they figured it out.
>>28902800
How do you do that and does it hurt? I kind of want to try it, because I'm feeling bad now, but if it doesn't hurt then there is no reason to
>>28903574
the pain is temporary
memes are forever
Stitch your nose together.
Oh there you are my edgelord friend.
Still fucking your face man?
Oh now you're fucking your lips as well.
Good lord, I wonder how much blood you have.
Just dont die ok?
>>28903610
Stitch your eyelids
>>28903479
My argument against that is this:
Personal measures of success are irrelevant, as it's only through legitimate success (being productive, creative or inspiring) that you can actually benefit society, and therefore leave an impression on the world.
If you've talked yourself into being content by creating your own measures of success, then you're only negating opportunities to actually benefit society. This means that, evolutionarily, you are a failure -- rendered inert through wishful thinking.
>>28903599
why did you crop it
we can't see your toothbrush
>>28903644
The most common (and "intellectually" mundane) argument against this is the assertion that existence is meaningless.
While this is correct, it's actually irrelevant to productivity (as an individual or a collective) throughout existence.
>>28903599
Why do you keep attention whoring here?
If you're so obsessed with hurting yourself why don't you just jump off a building or something.
You need to get put on meds. Probably schizophrenia.
>>28903644
Okay
>Personal measures of success are irrelevant
>creating your own measures of success
All measures of success are subjective and based off assertions, not objective proof.
>benefit society
>leave an impression on the world
Why are these good things? Got any proof?
>>28903713
Reality shows that the only reason we continue to live is because of animalistic delusion. We just can't truly accept meaninglessness, especially the unintelligent.
>>28903654
not my toothbrush, baka
>>28903713
If humanity is capable of complex thinking, what is the point of living without exercising there abilities?
Some humans deduce that, without an actual purpose, existence itself is not worth enduring. This is a defeatist attitude, as it implies that you need a purpose communicated to you by a higher power.
>>28902800
APracticalSolutionToRammadan.jpg
>>28903798
>Reality shows that the only reason we continue to live is because of animalistic delusion. We just can't truly accept meaninglessness, especially the unintelligent.
The unintelligent assume (or adopt the belief that) there is a greater purpose to existence. The mediocre deduce that, without a greater purpose, all efforts are ultimately futile.
Try to think beyond futility, and imagine what humanity can achieve with thousands of years and fantastic capabilities. Sure, it will inevitably come to nothing. But why waste potential?
On the most basic level, there exists action and non-action. If an entity is capable of action, then there productivity in action. While the products of such action will eventually be erased, it will have existenced at one time.
Through creation, you act upon objects and entities. While your creations will be erased, their influence on other objects and entities will persist and, in turn, act upon additional objects and entities. In this fashion, your initial actions will be fantastically influential throughout the universe.
>>28903927
There's not even solid reason to believe that the universe your domino effect is happening in is anything more than delusion of your own mind
>>28903798
>All measures of success are subjective and based off assertions, not objective proof.
Here's the thing. In the grand scheme of existence, objectivity and subjectivity are irrelevant. In this sense, so is truth, life and death.
There's is only action and non-action, with influence being a sub-category of action.
>>28903954
>There's not even solid reason to believe that the universe your domino effect is happening in is anything more than delusion of your own mind.
When you say there's no evidence, do you mean in an existentialist, Cartesian Doubt sense? Or in the sense that we've no understanding of influence as a concept on a universal scale?
>this faggot giving "philosophical" statements as justification for his attentionwhoring
>What do the mods have against mouth-stitching?
oh nothing, but i think there's something about attention whoring or so. :D
>having to stitch your mouth shut because you are mentally incapable of shutting the fuck up
Good God, you're one step above fatties that cannot stop stuffing their pig face and so have to have a gastric band to physically prevent them from eating. You are an attention whore since you feel forced to post this on the internet. Kill yourself, my man.
>>28903479
Congrats on achieving prehistorical philosophy.
Now you should start leaving your ego sphere and enter the real world - realize that success is better when viewed objectively than subjectively.
Sociopaths are weak, not strong. That is why they divert so much that they literally harm themselves rather than attempt to fit in.
Nevermind my qualifications. You know it is true.
Go drink a glass of water and stop this childish bullshit. You are as special as 7 billions are.
>>28904621
>hehe, it's the current millennium, you damn neanderthal!
>grow up and stop believing in things I don't argue against
>selfish people are bad, work for society because that's good! Why?... grow up!
>>28904763
*whooosh*
Cherry pick stuff you can argue against when misimterpreted some more, and ignore everything else.
Only shows how adorable manbabies can be when cornered.
Want a hug baby?
Please respond. Stupid weaklings who resist support are my thing - my cousin helps problem children and his cases bring me to tears.
OP stop pretending that you have reached some pinnacle of human understanding. You're just lazy and don't want to work. Stop pretending it's anything more than you being a massive fucking manchild.
>>28905107
That was some awesome proof you gave there in your hot argument
It's just funny to me how blissfully ignorant you people are.
>wow mom I'm so hardcore I hate school
*tips nu male beard*
>>28903479
>>28902800
But Op, how are you going to suck dick if you have your mouth stitched together? Also nice fake blood
>>28902800
Does it hurt? I've seen pics of Hazaras stitching their mouths because of protests or something, looks painful
>>28903479
Dude you're so cute and handsome. Any girl or boy would be happy to date you. If lack of love is causing you truble, all you have to do is snap your fingers and you'll find someone... i'd love to care for you and hug you and treat your wounds and love the craziness away...
>>28905156
Bravo!
Again again!
>>28902800
This is all very nice but why exactly are you doing this? What's your reasoning aside from attention whoring?also seek help
This is it
This is the ultimate embodiment of Ironic Memeism.
Forget the haters
Give us MORE
It's been a while since i've seen something like this on /r9k/. MODS PLEASE DON'T DELETE
That's pretty hot.
You should probably add tighter stitches with sturdier thread though.
Bunch ofnormalfaggots itt do you even know where you are??
Keep going op!!!! CUT DEEPER
>>28905172
>fake blood
It's all legit
You really think someone would just go on the internet and tell lies?
>>28905677
Let me take care of you and love you
>>28905677
Yeah, but pics are old as fuark. Fuck off, nigatron.
That's kinda hot tbqh
>>28905709
I waited years for someone to save me and they never came
>>28905716
I TRY TO BE CREATIVE AND ENTERTAIN YOU, B-BAKA
>>28905809
It took long but the moment finally arrived, baby. I'm here now. Let me take care of you. Let me treat your wounds, let me bandage them, let me cut this dental floss off your mouth, let me hold you tight and say everything is gonna be fine.
this thread is fucking gay
OW THE EDGE.
Kill yourself already you faggot. You're on the level of fucking cutters.
>>28906016
You're far edgier for telling people to kill themselves.
And at least he's more original than cutters.
As a person who masturbates to people cutting and fucking themselves up, I wish it didn't make so many people super fucking pissy. It's just about as detrimental and as attention-whoring as regular pornography is on participants.
You don't go onto pornhub and start screaming about how the women have to take drugs to not cry during sex.
Stitch your cock and ill be impressed.
>>28903258
They're just stitches, you fucking pleb. Ever heard of this thing called a pair of scissors?
I'm entertained OP, don't listen to the faggots who want all threads to be about self-loathing.
Thread theme
https://youtube.com/watch?v=F2bsgqZzAzs
OP is the reason why I don't think all hipsters are snooty assholes. He in his hipness actually decided to regale us robots with his trendy antics. Nice one, OP, and I'm being sincere.
>>28906267
Didn't you post pictures of you apparently being put in a ward like two weeks ago? What, they just let you out and your dad doesn't care you started trying to stitch your mouth together (obviously fake btw, there's the same amount of tension on the stitches open or closed)? Not to mention in one post you're covered in serious injuries, and then the next one there's fuck all there, especially on your face. Take your entry level injury kit and fuck off.
>>28906267
is that a Huawei Mate S ???
how do you like the phone so far op?
>>28906419
Stop talking shit, your asshole is jealous of your mouth.
Op im still here. Ill never give up on you. Im here for you. I love you.
>>28903479
Typical freshman philosophy students in a nutshell.
just kill yourself already you pathetic numale
>>28906210
This. Your thread is all faggot shit till this happens.
>>28902800
>self harmful edgy displays
Nonperson. Deletion of unwanted lifeform
poyy
>>28906903
>numales
>above fedoralords
no
Jesus fucking christ!
This is why hitler was correct in genetically and ethnically cleansing people so people like this would not exist.
take deep breaths everyone
>you will never be a qt3.14 grill and make love to the nicestguyyouwillevermeet/twistedfuckingpsycopath OP
prove your worthiness by an heroing an documenting it here
You are such an edgy faggot. You need to stop watching Tokyo Ghoul.
>>28903388
>being this much of a degenerate
>>28908943
>Expecting anything from people who post on a Chinese softcore cartoon porn site
>>28902800
Because not everyone wants to see you being a bum bandit.
>>28905677
props for the symmetry with your cuts desu
>>28905270
>some anon actually typed up this fucking post
leave
Why are you doing this anon?
>>Origonale
Timestamp this shit OP
>>28902800
very nice, what else can you do?
>>28906903
Does having glasses make me a nu-male? It's the only thing on that list that applies to me.
i quit /r9k/ for like a month and when i come back there's this shit
what the fuck
>>28902800
You're actually a fucking moron.
Kill yourself to reach full enlightenment, autist.Edgy as fuck OP.
>>28910997
probably some mentally ill faggot
>>28902800
Please go out to a store like that, OP
>>28905677
Seriously OP, unless you have a time stamp fuck off with your edgy pseudo-philosophical garbage.
at this point it doesnt matter
you idiots already gave him 100 bumps
he won, you remain idiots
>>28912473
What's the big deal? At least this guy is actually thinking outside the box. All the other /soc/ tier attention whores just post their stupid faces and that's it.
While you blahblah too much i think its cool af
You should get a glasgow smile too
I like you.
Keep coming with the good work.
keep producing lovely bloody pictures for me cheers
>>28903811
Underrated post, actually made me laugh quite a bit.
>>28902800
walk out in public like this and record it
Only the foolish believe suffering is just wages for being different.
>>28912604
Only if you keep posting cute anime girls
>>28903353
get the fuck out normalfag
original desu
>life is meaningless
>therefore I must stitch my mouth and post about it on 4chan
>>28912996
Only the foolish believe suffering is suffering
>>28903927
Who cares. Eventually your legacy will cease to be and a billion years from now your remains will be scattered atoms, along with your ultimately meaningless part in an incomprehensible chain of being. You won't even be aware of your part in it, and neither will those that inherent the consequence. Same still, those a billion years forward suffer the same fate, till some eventual death of (meaningless) existence.
Why it ever was in the first place; who cares.
If Diogenes the cynic lived as a beggar in the street
Then why not anon the existential nihilist be a masochist NEET?
>debating about philosophy in the context of stitching your mouth closed
this is surreal, bravo /r9k/
Mods are fags, this is a widely known fact.
>>28903638
yes.
originall
>>28915710
>calling people fags
>uses Undertale picture
Gg
>>28915710
Man what a faggy post. It's almost like you want this thread to be about you.
>>28915764
>>28915824
Kill yourselves, dumb manbabies. No one on this planet would care if you died, not even yourselves, so you might as well.
>>28903479
Oh shit nigger are you the guy who made all the posts with his face cut up? You look like him, same attitude too.
>>28915870
Pitiful attempt to troll but I wasn't expecting better :(
>>28916118
>>28916118
I'm actually being dead serious, shitlord. I don't know why you'd find it hard to believe that non-subhumans like myself think so low of you.
>>28915649
It's as surreal as anything else in life.
stitch your dick shut
