ITT: we create achievements for school shootings
Hot Potatoes - Lob a molotov into special ed
Well, This Is Awkward - Shoot up the school on the same day someone else does
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>>28877359
>Well, This Is Awkward - Shoot up the school on the same day someone else does
Fucking hilarious.
Supreme Gentleman- Kill 5 girls who rejected you
>Standing Here
Kill the football captain with a samurai sword.
>I Mean, Crap, Man!
Kill someone with a single bare-knuckle body blow.
>End of the Tour
Beat the band captain to death with his own instrument.
>Saladin
Starting your shooting solo, recruit 3 accomplices during it.
>Sins Crawling On Your Back
Kill someone by throwing them against a wall/floor/ceiling.
>Fuckin' Invincible!
Use two identical melee weapons and wear heavy body armour.
>Ace In the Hole
Smuggle a weapon into school using your anus.
>Noah
Flood the school, but spare your friends with life preservers.
>Black Widow
Kill everyone you've been in a relationship with.
>If I Can't Have You
Kill your oneitis.
>Check 'Em
Finish your spree with your killcount being dubs.
>They See Me Rollin'
Kill at least 10 in a drive-by using a shopping cart.
>Gotta Get a Grip
Take heavy amounts of drugs before your massacre.
>Holy Smokes!
Set the religious chaplain on fire.
>Going Native
Use only a spear.
>Stop!
Use only a hammer.
>Banjo-Kazooie
Carry an armed accomplice on your back.
>Valar Morghuulis
Hire a professional hitman to help you.
>Lay Your Burden Down
Force someone to become your accomplice at gunpoint.
>Back For Seconds
Escape your massacre uncaptured and perform another at the same school.
>I'm the King of the Castle
Kill 10 from the roof.
>Get Down, You Dirty Rascal
Kill someone by pushing them off the roof.
>Elderberries
Taunt and insult the police from the roof.
http://says-it.com/achievement/xbox.php
Here op
>alone in the darkness
kill someone thats hiding in the dark
>the bigger they are..
kill the local school fat fuck with 1 bullet
>Where's the fire?
Pull fire alarm
Spray normies
>>28877437
Tf is your problem nigga. These aren't even humorous in the slightest. You're literally Elliot Rodger in the making.
>Well that's a first
Go in blackface
>>28877499
Most of them are references.
>Standing Here and Fuckin' Invincible are MGRR
>I Mean, Crap, Man is Kung Pow
>Sins Crawling On Your Back is Undertale
>Stop! (Hammer time)
>Gotta Get a Grip is Hotline Miami
>Lay Your Burden Down is Collateral
>Elderberries is Monty Python
>hold the door!
kill a guy behind a blockage
One Man Army - fend off police successfully
>WHEN I WAS
kill a 12 year old
>>28877359
>Well, This Is Awkward - Shoot up the school on the same day someone else does
touche my friend
>The dankest
Shout memes at people before execution
>360
after killing someone do a moon walk and walk away
>>28877359
it was funny the first time no need to do it again
>>28877437
Giving you a kek since no one else did
Let the bodies hit the floor- have a prepared soundtrack blasting.
>HIGH TEST
fuck your pe teachers body
>trey 4 life
kill an xbox fanboy
Absolute madman- make the dean lie down on the floor
>no games
kill a ps4 user
>Should have stayed at home, kid
Killed the youngest person in the school
>I lied
Promise to lead somebody to safety, then kill them
Here!
>kill your classmates in the order they appear on the class register
>>28877616
total trash dude, git gut
>>28877359
Bravo, Nolan - Force your victims to reenact the TDKR plane scene, preferrably, on a real plane.
>muh PC gaming
Kill the computers power supply before killing the computer class
>>28877359
I'm not creative to make my own but here you to OP.
Also, I shed this guy's link. >>28877472
>you a big guy
kill someone with a dick in your moth
>Phony Hunt
Begin reading The Catcher in the Rye once the police show up
>Can You See Me?
Snipe the students in a classroom one by one without being detected
>A Day in the Life
Wear your school uniform when carrying out the shooting
>Two Doves with One Stone
Kill Stacy and Chad with one bullet
>Prom?
Ask your crush if she will go to the prom with you at gunpoint.
>Cheers!
Immolate someone with a Molotov cocktail
>Shank you
Stab someone
>Reddit made me do it
Blame Reddit for your actions
>Elliot Rodger
Create a long winded, biographical manifesto
>Fucko
Dress as a policeman/SWAT unit
>Just a prank
As you prepare to execute a cowering victim, whisper to them 'it's just a prank bro' and spare them
>Malcolm Knight
Kill only P.O.C's
>this is my last resort
cut a gang of emo kids in to pieces using the katana
>psh....nothin personal
kill a normie using battoujutsu with your katana
>muh amimes: Hold a body pillow of your waifu throughout all of your rampage
>Lord of the Flies
Cut somebody's head off and put it on a stick
>Indian Ritual
Cut out a heart and eat it
>Stoppin' powah
Use a gun chambered in 45 ACP
>I drink your milkshake!
Get a kill with a bowling pin
>>28877359
>mfw they got eric and dylans weapons wrong
FUCKING NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT STOP PRETENDING TO BE "INTERESTED" IN COLUMBINE YOURE NOT A TRUE COLUMBINER FUCKING " LE I FOUND OUT ABOUT 4CHAN IN 2016" SHITTER GTFO MY WEBSITE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>School's Out!
Press the fire alarm and shoot the kids as they come out.
>I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.
Leave at least 30 people dead.
>Ethnic Cleansing
Only target minorities
>This sure beats algebra
Kill the math teacher
>Ain't that a Kick in the Head
Curbstomp the school stacy
>High Authority
Rape the school principal
>Goin' out blazing
Suicide bomb.
360 Noscope - spin around 360 degrees before every kill
>>28877599
>>28877599
who dat be yo?
>TRIGGERED
Shoot tumblrinas
Firestarter - Set someone alight with a molotov
>>28877711
>Prom?
>Ask your crush if she will go to the prom with you at gunpoint.
>>28877731
>Just a prank
>As you prepare to execute a cowering victim, whisper to them 'it's just a prank bro' and spare them
>Where did you learn how to drive?
Kill someone with a car
>...Are You Just Happy to See Me?
Pants someone before killing them
>Having a ball
Do a school shooting on prom night.
>>28877437
yoo it's really easy to code simple games that are story driven
>Anniversary Special
Do it the same day as another famous shooting
>Good Sport
Don't kill yourself afterwards
>Ruined For Everyone
Blame a famous game and start a media crusade against it
>The more the merrier
Invite a friend to join you
>>28877359
>Classic Black
Wear a trench coat during your shooting
>With Friends Like These...
Shoot with one or more partners
>Living Legend
Kill over 32 people
>See You in Hell
Conclude the shooting with a suicide
>Supreme Gentleman
Conduct the shooting at a prom, formal, or other social event
>>28877777
>Pepe Rodger
Beat Elliots highscore wearing a pepe mask
>Danger, Danger
Electrocute someone
>Get over here
Pull a running victim with garrot wire
>Stage freight
Shoot at least 5 people from the audience while performing/speaking
>Black lives matter
Kill one person from each race except blacks
>Team kill
Kill em' all
>My struggle
Throw a gas bomb into the shower room
>Mastermind
Frame someone else
>Clean hands
Kill no one
>Internet wars
Kill everyone that uses reddit or tumblr
>Here comes the sun
Kill while listening to upbeat, unfitting and heavily ironic music
>Lucky you
The person you wanted to kill most was sick that day
>Saved by the bullet
Shoot up the class during a test
>Legalize this
Burn a stoner
>My twisted world
Publish your manifesto
>Omega uprising
Spout r9k memes and scream REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE whenever you stop shooting
>Marksman
Force a teacher to give you a better grade
>Extra credit
Shoot a teacher that's failing you
>Massaquerade
Kill in a disguise
>Overkill
Use a machine gun or rocket launcher to kill only one person
>Trigger happy
Shoot 3 targets in less than 3 seconds
>Enola Gay
Destroy the school premises
>What now?
Don't get caught
>A walk in my shoes
Upload a video of the shooting
>Came to
Get talked out of it
>Forced fellatio
Get a blowjob at gunpoint
>Teacher's pet
Spare a teacher
>Lights out
Turn off the power
>better run
Kill a track runner at your school
>>28881036
>Saved by the bullet
TOP FUCKING JEJ
>>28877522
>>28877437
>>28877570
>>28877608
>>28877615
>>28877711
>Prom?
>>28877731
>it's just a prank bro
>>28877905
>>28879792
>ruined for everyone
>>28881036
these are great
absolutely worth the watch list
>>28877523
still not funny tho
>>28881036
>My struggle
mfw
>>28877359
>explosive personality
Kill yourself with a pipe bomb at the end of it all
>>28877359
>strangler danger
choke the principals son to death
>>28877437
>Gotta Get a Grip
>Take heavy amounts of drugs before your massacre.
>>28877359
>>28877431
>>28877436
>>28877437
fuck off new fags.
fuck off robot
