>neighbor left this saturday and told me to feed/let his dog out
>totally forgot about it
>dog is probably dead
I don't even want to go over and smell the stench
What if it dies because of starvation because you didn't go check on it today?
Dogs probably fine but you definitely should go over there and feed it and give it water and probably you have some messes to clean up.
this is why id never let anyone take responsibility in feeding my dog
cant trust other humans, you're all fucking selfish self absorbed worthless cunts
shit-tier neighbor
>>28861338
Goodnight sweet dog ;_;
>>28861357
But he said his neighbor left on saturday
>>28861338
Owner probably left dried food or biscuits down, it won't be dead after this long.
fucking lol'd. jesus christ OP
better move out now and find a new place to live
>>28861378
>fuck off and leave your dog alone for a week
>its someone elses fault if it dies
>>28861409
So? The dogs probably fine. It probably drank out of the toilet and dogs can go a while without food. I'm not saying it's GOOD but I doubt the dog is dead. In any event op should get over there.
>>28861409
It takes longer than 6 days to die of starvation. dehydration should be the main concern.
A guy in my street left his dogs to be fed by his sister while he was in the hospital.
Turns out the sister never went to feed them, bout 3 weeks later the neighbor noticed something wrong with the dogs. There was 6 dogs, 1 of them died. The neighbor called the police and they went there and got them emergency care.
Some how they survived for over 3 weeks without any food.
>>28861338
Did you actually agree to take care of the dog, or did the neighbor just tell you while you stood there being autistic and not acknowledging him?
If the former, you're fucked. If the latter, you're not responsible in the slightest.
>>28861471
>Some how they survived for over 3 weeks without any food.
Well, 5 of them did, one of em died. Still though, 3+ weeks without food/water. Not sure how that worked.
>>28861474
I agreed.
I can't take the suspense. I'm going over there right now. If he's dead I'll try to make a good excuse like he ate a cord or seomthing. I'll let you guys know
Go over there and find out.
If dog is dead,
Put the body in a trash bag and throw it into a river or someplace discreet
If dog is alive,
Nurse it back to health. Give it plenty of food and clean up it's vomit and shit and air out the place.
Those are your two options,which will you choose?
>>28861519
No if he's dead you hide the body and tell your neighbor he ran away and you make some posters and post them up.
>>28861536
Oh I forgot,pretend the dog ran away and then go to the police after dumping the body and pretend you're concerned and looking for help
This is why you hire a professional dog sitter.
>>28861536
>>28861545
If he ran away that will make me look irresponsible. It's better if I pretend he chewed on a cord and electrocuted himself.
>>28861519
awaiting outcome.....
>>28861430
it is absolutely ops fault if he agreed to wach it
>>28861586
just go there now cunt, and post pics for proof or im leaving, im getting anxiety and im not even you
>>28861545
>you hide the body
thats literally what he suggested though
>>28861338
You're a complete failure and you should feel awful about it
>>28861615
I thought you were right but now OP is saying he thinks it's better if he pretends the dog electrocuted himself. But I think it's much better if the dog "ran away"
im legit nervous and getting anxiety for OP and want to know the outcome
Oh shit I really dodged a bullet. There's a couple piles of poop and pee on the floor. His water bowl is completely dry. When I walked in he didn't greet me and I saw him just laying there. It looks like he doesn't have any energy left so I gave him water and a bowl of food.
>>28861649
obviously if its dead you put it into the middle of a busy road at night and then say it ran across the street and got plastered.
in either case you might want to throw the body away or let the city clean it up, because any vet would be able to see it died of starvation
>>28861678
hey
dont give him too much food/water at once
little bit at a time. he might over-drink and fuck himself up.
>>28861678
Did he approach the food and water or just lied there until you left?
>>28861716
>>28861715
I put the bowl in front of him but it seemed like he didn't have the energy to eat so I have to take each one out and give it to him
>>28861678
You're gonna fucking nurse that dog back to full health now, cunt
>>28861741
give him a bit, then wait 10 minutes or so before giving him more.
same with water, let him take a few sips, then again in 10minutes or so.
you fucked up now you gotta spend the next day slowly giving him bits of food/water every hour or so
>>28861741
did you give him a pet or two to let him know its ok?
>>28861741
Poor pupper, m8. I hope he gets well.
>>28861338
Go check on the dog right now, dumbass. If it isn't dead, kill it and blame it on the local skunk wrangler.
>>28861492
They almost assuredly ate the dead one.
>>28861767
He's eating a little but out of my hand
>>28861741
Take care of doggo, OP. Does he look noticeably thinner ?
Go over and check, if it's alive you can feed it.
If it's dead, you are dead.
RIP puppo
>>28861806
Did you honestly almost kill fucking pupper
You know what? For a bunch of misanthropic hate filled autist kings...
You guys are pretty kind and helpful when it counts. Good on you all.
>>28861806
Is he not moving from that laying position at all?
You need to call an emergency vet to get him fixed up. Give the owner a call and tell him you found the dog not responding and not eating much and that you think he doesn't look well at all and probably needs a vet.
Tell the vet you're looking after the dog, and let them speak to the owner.
He'll probably need a drip from the vet.
>>28861806
take good care of the dog, come on man
>>28861806
how the fuck did you forget for an entire week? take him to a vet. but you probably wont cause youre scared everyone will realize you neglected it for a week. save him please.
You better take good fucking care of that doggo now
>>28861928
>>28861891
I'm not taking him to the vet and getting in trouble. He wagged his tail so I think he's better now. He had some water and I'll let him nap
>>28861887
Animals are innocent
>>28861887
I think it takes a very severe edgelord, one rare on even /r9k/, to not want to take care of a dog. theres that one fag gore spammer but other than that I think were mostly at least a little bit human
>>28861887
Then you haven't been here long enough kiddo.
4chan loves animals
>>28861956
pupper is kill
no
>>28861956
Don't leave his side until he's fucking 100% you faggot
dog's are violent normie animals, you should have let it die OP
Wow you are a true fucking cunt if this is real. Even creating a thread about this before running over there. fuck you
>>28861956
How the fuck could you forget about murph you fucking faggot
>>28861956
Listen.
The dog and you can still be in trouble here.
What you need to do
Step1: Call the owner, tell him the dog hasn't been eating or drinking much, and that you found him not responding much today.
Step2: Goto the vet, and call the owner, and put the owner on the phone with the vet. Tell the vet EXACTLY what we've said here...that he hasn't been eating or drinking since the owner left.
This is literally NORMAL for a lot of pets to do, they can stop eating/drinking if they become stressed.
>>28862002
Only a few breeds are violent, most are not
>>28861956
This doesn't change the fact you're still a autistic, irresponsible dickhead.
>>28861928
I'm 28 and never had a job. Mom doesn't make me do any chores so I haven't had a single responsibility since I was 18.
>>28862015
Wasn't my fault. He shouldn't have given me a big responsibility like that.
>>28861956
Take good care of the doggo you cunt.How can you be such a fucking cunt that you forgot to feed dogg?
>>28862029
listen to this you fucking idiot
>>28861956
Don't give him too much water at once. It might make his cells explode, the effect is similar to drinking destilled water.
You'll have to watch him and offer him food and water every twenty minutes or so.
Please take good care of him now.
>>28861471
They ate the dead pupper, obviously. A noble sacrafice.
>>28861956
1.Call owner
2.Call vet
3.Go vet
4.Get dog treated
5.Get vet on phone with owner to organize payment
If you don't do this, you're still at risk of getting fucked.
OP if you don't take that dog to the vet I will fucking murder you I swear to god.
Will he be fine if I can get him walking again? I'm trying to get him to go outside so he can get some fresh air.
>>28862129
If you give him some weed it will cure him
I've known heaps of people that feed their pets marijuana and it cures them... it's good shit man... it's the cure it'll fix him right up
>>28862062
>Given an actual responsibility in his life
>Fucks it up
>"WOW NOT MY FAULT"
That innocent dog suffered because of you
I hope you use this as a learning exercise
OP FUCKING ANSWER TO WHAT YOURE DOING NOW YOU DUMBFUCK
>>28862062
>Wasn't my fault. He shouldn't have given me a big responsibility like that.
That's not how personal responsibility works you fucking faggot. Read this sentence very carefully. It was your responsibility to gauge your ability to accept that responsibility before you did, this is not the fault of anybody but yourself
>>28862101
Owner isn't coming home for another two weeks and I can't drive the dog to vet. I don't know where it is I haven't left my street in two years.
>>28862148
Stage a break-in it's the only way
>>28862144
It's not like he had a choice in the matter you autistic fucktard
OP couldn't have just said "no", they would have forced it onto him or treated him like shit for declining. Fucking understand social situations you disgusting asspie
>>28862138
Are you serious? I can blow weed in his face but I'm afraid of stinking up the house.
>>28861956
How much did the pupper eat?
>>28862138
In case it isn't horrendously obvious, this is a terrible idea OP.
>>28862148
Ok this dog's owner was dumb as hell giving you the responsibility.
>>28862138
>I believe "medical" marijuana works on dogs
Idiot.
>>28862062
this isnt a responsibility,its an opportunity.Look at that fluffy ass doggo,look at him.Such a majestic creature shouldnt be abandoned.
Also,take him to the fucking vet right now you cunt or i will hunt you down personally.
>>28862129
LISTEN TO THIS GUY >>28862101
I don't think you understand. I've had pets all my life and Ive looked after other peoples pets.
Sometimes the pets get stressed and stop eating. This year I had my cousins dog staying at my place, and he got stressed as fuck from being in the new environment and he held onto his piss, and stopped eating/drinking.
Had to take him to the vet and my cousin paid the vet over the phone.
I am telling you with experience, YOU shouldn't just do nothing. The dog needs help. It's not going to cost that much.
JUST TELL THE VET THE DOG HASNT BEEN EATING OR DRINKING MUCH AT ALL SINCE THE OWNER LEFT, i am telling you they will 1000% understand.
>>28861471
>his sister
of course,women are useless
>>28862148
then fucking GOOGLE IT AND CALL THEM AFTERWARDS!
>>28862168
Yes, my friend cured his cats cancer this way
>>28862175
No it isn't a terrible idea. Fucking google it, there are no negative effects to marijuana and it is medicinal even to pets
>>28862129
Holy shit HOW RETARDED ARE YOU?
I bet if your whore mother died you'd prop her up on a broom stick and wiggle her legs to make walking motions then say to your cuck father:"See dad? Good as new! Now when will she be able to GIVE ME MY FUCKING TENDIES??"
Just because you want him to hurry up and get better it doesn't mean it will, in fact you and your retarded ass will probably just end up killing him by giving him too much water and food and forcing him to overexert himself and NOT TAKING HIM TO THE FUCKING VET BECAUSE YOU WANT TO STAY A MANCHILD UNTIL YOUR FUCKING DEATHBED.
Whatever, I don't even know why I wrote this shitty post. You obviously don't give a shit if you're responsible for the dog's death, or to be more precise you'll never see anything bad that you've done as your fault anyway, probably won't matter either when the dog's owner beats you up and you get thrown out of your house though. Good luck, I guess.
>>28862148
tell them that you cant drive, they probably have a solution for that
>>28862183
All use of marijuana is medicinal. It's a medicinal herb. And it does work on animals.
Trying to look smart by talking out of your ass, what a fucking idiot you are
Straight edge faggot fuck off
>>28862192
Kill yourself. Animal abusing druggie loser. I hope the weed hasn't "cured your depression"
>>28862168
Dont listen to that idiot retard. I doubt weed would help a dehidrated and starved dog. Call the vet or at least stay with the dog and look up for him. he need time to recover. The lack of water is also worse then lack of food.
>>28862202
It's just a dog
No one curs
Guys, let's lay off OP. Okay, he fucked up, but yelling at him won't fix good doggo. We need to give him the exact steps to fix this taking into account he can't people and probably won't be able to go beyond his street. Constructive, not destructive.
>>28862166
>they would have forced it onto him or treated him like shit for declining.
Fuck off autist that's not how it works unless you're a pussy beta bitch who takes orders from your neighbors
>and told me to feed/let his dog out
>>28862166
you cant possible forget something like that, you must be a complete retard if you do
at the very least get an appetite stimulant for the pupper. hopefully a nearby vet will have some, and they're really cheap. it'll help him eat more
>>28862192
The dog dont have cancer. If you didnt drink and eat for a week the weed is last thing you would want.
TAKE IT TO THE VET
>TAKE IT TO THE VET
TAKE IT TO THE VET
>TAKE IT TO THE VET
TAKE IT TO THE VET
>TAKE IT TO THE VET
>>28861806
Give him water not food you retard thats probably a much bigger concern unless he was drinking out of the toilet
Call mummy, tell her the dog you're looking after hasn't been eating/drinking much.
Call owner, tell them the same.
Get a ride to the nearest vet, tell the vet you're looking after the dog for the owner and that he hasn't been eating or drinking much.
I don't think you realize how normal this situation actually is, you're worried that they're going to assume you did something wrong??? no. They're going to assume the dog is stressed about the owner not being there.
Just do what I said you autistic faggot. Use this opportunity to save a dogs life as a reason to leave your comfort zone for once.
>>28862234
I know it's stressing me out. The Vet is out of the question. I don't have the money and a lot of people will be mad at me.
It's about 90's so I put a fan on him and ice pack. I'll try to get him to go outside to get some fresh air in a few seconds.
>>28862210
Go die you hippy retard
>>28861806
TAKE HIM TO THE FUCKING VET IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOU DONT HAVE MONEY DOGGO MUST BE TREATED NICE AND GOOD AFTER WHAT YOU DID
>>28861338
Dogs can survive a week, GO LOOK HIM UP RIGHT NOW
>>28862277
TAKE MURPH TO THE VET YOU COCKSUCKING FAGGOT
>>28861956
Dont leave him you lazy fucking faggot you just got a god send oppurtunity that he didnt die you fuck and now youre gonna take a nap. Take care of the dog until its 100% better.
>>28862277
holy shit its hot too? srsly fuck you op. CALL THE OWNER AND
TELL HIM ABOUT THE SITUATION, HE WILL PAY NOT YOU. you are a complete looser
>>28862277
Hang tight, murph.
>>28862277
Just settle in your neighbors house for the day. Keep a close eye on him for at least the next several hours. Plenty of water and food, but slowly as others have said. Hell be fine.
>>28862277
You' realize that you're at the stage right now where you can be a hero right?
You not doing anything about it and digging your head in the sand like you have with everything else in your life isn't going to fucking help your situation, it's only going to make it worse.
CALL THE OWNER - Tell him the dog hasn't been eating or drinking much in the last few days and that isn't responding and that you're taking the dog to the vet. When you're at the vet office, tell the Vet what you told the owner. Then call the owner and put him on the phone with the Vet to organize a payment.
You're going to be 1000000 TIMES more fucked if you just do nothing.
>>28862303
why would you reply to the thread without reading it first when it has 108 replies already?
>>28861956
>>28861806
>>28861678
>>28861338
>>28862277
thiss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TbbvXK5QS8
>>28862277
Please just stop thinking about yourself for a moment, or conversely, think a little more than you can about yourself and realize if that dog dies because you didn't take him to the vet people will be a little more than mad at you.
Please call your mother, anyone with authority and a sense of responsibility, a vet really doesn't cost that much, it is not out of the question, it is virtually the ONLY course of action you can take.
Again, take him to the vet, have your mother take him to the vet and pay, call 911, whatever. You HAVE to get that dog to the vet.
Honestly, just call the owner, He'll be mad at you but at least he'll be able to take the dog to the vet and pay for it even though it doesn't cost that much, he'll be mad at you but please and I know this is hard consider his feeling and how he might feel if because you were a little afraid of social confrontation his dog died.
You don't have to take the dog to the vets, but you do have to eat this bowl of eggs.
at least dont leave the dog alone, stay there for the day, be a responsible adult for ONCE IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE
>>28862277
Let him lay as long as he wish and dont take him out if its hot, you would make things worse. Turn on an air condition if there is one.
And goddamit, call mommy and ask her for help, she could call and take the dog to vet. You can still call a vet and at least ask him for advice.
>trying to get OP to be responsible
Fucking normies have no idea how to place themselves in an others mindframe in order to get them to be useful. Should be suggesting things OP CAN do, not things you know he won't.
if the dog somehow stays ill, the owner will fuck you up for not calling him up and telling him.
>>28862234
People have already laid out steps and he's ignoring them because he's a faggot manchild too scared to man up and own responsibility for what he did
>not training your own doge to play dead so you can troll anons into thinking that it's dead
>>28862277
You have been visited by the dying pupper of eternal bliss.
A painless happy death will come to you only if you reply HANG TIGHT MURPH in this thread.
>>28862277
Hahahahabaahbaahahaahhaaha
A FUCKING ICE PACK
What is wrong with you OP.
Save the dog and make sure it is in good health.
Then kill yourself by starvation, thirst and heat stroke.
>>28862359
The fact of the matter is leaving the matter to what OP can do is the same as leaving that dog to die, it's a shame OP is autistic so even if he decides the dog's fate is death if he were neurotypical he would have been able to provide some emotional support for doggo in its last hours, but I guess that dog won't even get that.
>>28862277
YOU BETTER TAKE CARE OF THAT FUCKING DOG,YOU SHALL STAY AT DOGGO'S HOUSE AND TREATED HIM LIKE THE NICE AND GOOD DOGGO HE IS
1.Call owner
2.Call vet
3.Go vet
4.Get dog treated
5.Get vet on phone with owner to organize payment
>If you don't do this, you're still at risk of getting fucked.
pic relate.
Don't listen to this reddit-tier vet garbage.
You deserve what happens to you if you don't follow the advice given and take the dog to the vet.
Which mans being sued, and maybe jail time for animal abuse
>>28862277
I hate to break your happy illusions, but I'm gonna call fake and gay on this one
I could have made this thread just with my own dog, pretty sure this isnt actually happening
OP you're a fucking autistic cunt you know?
Did you actually let a doggo starve for a week?
>28862395
The dog is in an emergency state, why would you risk moving it to a vet
if dubs you have to call/take murph to the vet
OP if youre too fucking autistic to call the vet and organize a pickup just give us your neighbors address so we can call the nearest vet and order a ride there for you. All youll have to do is open the door. I'll explain the situation over the phone. Just give me your neighbors address OP. Please.
>>28862410
>>28861678
Look at its snout you fucking retard, it is beyond dehydrated.
>>28862404
>and maybe jail time for animal abuse
And a fine.
OP can literally save his own ass right now by calling the owner and telling him his dog hasn't been eating or drinking and taking it to a vet.
OP worried about doing that.....lets see how he deals with a 5 figure fine, animal abuse chargers and the legal system.
He doesn't even comprehend the fact the Vet wont be surprised or suspicious at all, Vets see this shit all the time with pets that stop eating/drinking.
>>28862437
>giving your address out on 4chan
Are you fucking stupid?
You deserve a painful death,OP.
>>28862365
Hang tight Murph
Original dead dog
>>28861678
Please God override OP's irresponsibility and autism and save this dog.
>>28862444
I don't work or have any money so they can't fine me. It wasn't animal abuse because I didn't hit it or anything
op, give doggo some opiates, that should allow him to get up and partake of food and water
When the owner comes home and sees the dog sick or dead he will definitely call the cops on OP, and they might seize electronics and end up finding OP made this thread or told someone he knows what was going on
If that's the case OP is fucked and will probably end up in jail
Come on OP help the dog out
>>28862477
HOW FUCKING RETARDED CAN YOU GET AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>28862435
>if dubs you have to call/take murph to the vet
the vet has the capabilities to nurse the dog back to a stable healthy state through the use if IV drips that will slowly feed/hydrate the dog safely as well as the fact they can monitor his vitals.
OP can literally save the day and be a hero right now, or he can dig his head in the sand like he has with everything else in his life and risk the dog dying and the owner fucking up his shit with animal abuse charges
>>28862477
>I didn't hit it or anything
You're hopeless OP
>>28862477
neglect is still a crime, also nice dubs
>>28862493
Don't worry. He is drinking water and had some food. I got him to sit up. In another hour I'll try to get him to stand. I think he's getting better
Just give him a big rip off a bong and let him drink the water, weed raises appetite and he'll be so thirsty he'll drink a lot of water and it'll shine his nose right up .
>>28861338
GO OVER THERE AND CHECK ON THE POOR THING JESUS CHRIST ANON GO NOW.
>>28862499
you should have made the dubs post fuark
>>28861338
Listen to the people in this thread you fucking dolt. Take it to a vet. I can promise you that your situation will only get worse if you don't.
I hope the owner isn't too attached to that dog because they'll probably press charges against you, beat your useless ass, or both
>>28862481
if this were to happen op you'd have to dban (wipe your hard drive clean) but let's just hope the dog is alright
My sides
This thread is hilarious
>>28862508
I'm also going to take him out for a walk when he stands too.
>>28862478
Wait, really?
So I just inject him and he'll be back to normal?
>>28862508
OP you need to fucking die you are a cunt
>>28862477
You're 28 years old and don't understand basic laws?
You realize more people get charged with animal cruelty in terms of neglecting food/water than they do actually hitting their dog right?
NORMIES FUCK OFF
DOGGO IS FINE
IT JUST HAD A NICE RELAXING FAST AND NOW ITS RECOVEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28862526
That's not me. I know he can't walk yet. I'm not going to do that
>>28862477
literally autismo
>>28862528
nah heroin is probably too strong and who the fuck even knows where dog veins are?
Just grind up some of your oxy and rub it on his gums
You could've avoided all this shit if you just haven't been an autist and gone feed the dog since the first day
>>28862536
not to mention animal abuse is a felony now.
YOU READ THAT, OP? A FELONY.
criminal scum
>>28862539
Doggo plz live
>>28862216
>Being this ignorant
Fuck off you pathetic luddite
>>28862243
It's not just for cancer, it'll make the dog feel better and healthier, it will reduce it's suffering and it will recover much faster
>>28862286
Autist pls go.
honestly he'll probably recover fine provided you feed him normally for a few days.
>>28862448
His neighbors address. Also what would we possibly do to the neighbor with his address? Kill his dog? Anyone of us could easily kill any random persons dog in any neighborhood if we tried. Whatre they gonna dox the neighbor? Oh look at this guy his neighbor uses 4chan. This is one situation in which the address request is somewhat reasonable. Also OP put some ice directly in front of the fan so you can blow cooler air on doggo.
Guys, would it be weird if I messed around "back there"? I've never had a gf or anything and I want to know what it's like. He's still docile so I don't think he'll bite me.
>>28862477
YOU DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND BASIC LAWS?
OP WHEN THE FUCK WILL YOU KILL YOURSELF,ITS LATE ALREADY JEEZ
>>28862277
sIeep tight pupper
F
>>28861956
FUCK I SWAR IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO THAT DOG. Call a vet now, you don't have to tell the owner.
>>28862564
Plz dont give the doggo weed, OP. Just focus on water and food for now
>not calling the owner and telling him that his dog hasn't been eating or drinking
>not taking the dog to the vet
>not telling the vet you're only looking after the dog for a friend and that the dog hasn't been eating/drinking much
OP is so paranoid that the vets going to think he fucked up. LISTEN - THE VET WILL NOT THINK THAT. The moment you tell the vet you're looking after the dog, THE VET WILL AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME that the dog is stressed because the owner is gone, hence why he stopped eating/drinking.
Stop worrying about it so much, you're not going to get in trouble if you do what I say. But if you sit there and do nothing, you're risking MUCH more dire consequences.
OP, if you kill yourself then they won't think you neglected the dog, it'll just seem like you didn't feed it cause you died. Godspeed, OP.
>>28862539
That's not me either. To tell the truth this whole ordeal gave me a sense of responsibility and motivation. I need to lose a little weight myself, so I think the best option rather than taking it to the vet which is not an option is as soon as it starts walking to just take it out running around in the neighborhood to get its heart pumping and make it happy.
>>28862526
post photo of dog licking peanut butter off your code otherwise i'm calling bogus on this and removing
OP where do you live, I'll come and take the dog to the vet mysslf
>>28862568
I'm not giving my location out sorry.
>>28862568
i wouldn't recommend this OP, if you give your neighbors address to anyone in here, they are gonna rat your ass out
>>28862592
This is a good idea OP. Make sure you really get that fucker running. That'll make him want to eat and drink for sure.
>>28862592
You're going to hurt it if you do that OP. It's been without food for nearly a week. Is it eating yet? Stay with it. It needs you right now.
>>28862365
Hang tight Murph
Og commentaire
Lay off OP. Yeah, he fucked up, but he's taking care of the dog now. He probably doesn't have to go to the vet, but OP should definitely stay there for a long while and make sure he recovers.
>>28862570
OP is so autistic, I wouldn't be very surprised if he asked such a question.
>>28862588
It will be completely fine to mix in a couple of nugs with the doggie biscuits/food, small ones obviously
>>28862592
YOU'RE NOT BEING RESPONSIBLE YOU FUCK.
BEING RESPONSIBLE WOULD BE YOU TAKING THE DOG TO THE VET AND EXPLAINING THE SITUATION.
My fucking god, how DENSE are you? Just tell the vet the dog hasn't been eating or drinking lately, THEY WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO.
Fuck sake, you're only making this harder for yourself being not taking it to the vet.
>>28862627
That's what I'm going to do. I'm staying up all night with the dog. My neighbor has a huge collection of Xbox one games so I have extra incentive to run.
>>28861956
Pupper's done for op. Just take him to one of the pro-euthanasia pounds and tell them he's a stray.
>>28862651
>extra incentive to stay*
>>28862629
This, marijuana really is the best course of action right now, that shit will give that blazed 420 doggo fucking mad munchies it'll eat his own shit even.
>>28862477
you will get charged because of neglect you fucking idiot, thanks for ruining my day,
>>28862629
Better yet, grind then boil weed down to budder and inject into doggo
He will be better than ever
>>28862365
Fixed it, buddy
>>28862651
The dying dog isn't enough for you? Holy shit you are a scumbag aren't you
>welp the dog is laying near death on the floor, should I stay? Well I guess so cuz there's xbox lul
Yeah, i'm staying the night. He has Quantum Break too.
>>28862651
You better take good fucking care of this dog
only on r9k would i believe that this amount of retardation is possible
Who the fuck even gives their dog to a random stranger. I bet you have barely seen them.
It's their fault to be honest, I bet they didn't even pay you anything
>>28862679
HANG TIGHT MURPH
YOU CRAZY SON OF A GUN
Take dog to Vet now. Or get ready to become a meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8A85cl5w3s
>>28862690
There's nothing more I can do than keep his food and water bowl full. I will do both.
>>28862528
stop posting as op you fucking faggots
>>28862679
Hang tight,Muprh
>>28862477
It's animal abuse just to leave a dog in a hot car for a few minute while you go into the store.
Not that I believe this is even happening
>inb4 op posts pretending to be someone else telling me to look at the dogs nose because he is a dog nose expert
>>28861956
>OP fucked up
>Isn't willing to take responsibility for his actions and fix the situation purely because he thinks it's too inconvenient
>Even though it concerns the well-being of a kind, loving animal
You are literally the scum of the earth. Listen to people in this thread and take the dog to a fucking professional. Theyll have the dog and the owners information on file.
>>28861956
pupper murdering scum wtf call the vet
>>28862707
Take him to the vet. You are a moron and shouldn't be allowed to be responsible for this animal
>it's fucked up for a neet to do nothing and just be himself
>it's not fucked up that STRAYS ARE FUCKING GENOCIDED IN GAS CHAMBERS ALL OVER THE WORLD EVERY FUCKING DAY, THEIR YOUNG HAVE THEIR GENITALS MUTILATED, AND LOTS OF ANIMALS ARE RAISED FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF BEING EXECUTED
normies and their fucking double standards
>OP decides to stay the night
>half-heartedly shoves some dog food on its face and splatters water on it
>it lies down
>"oh it's napping, huh.. time for some vidya!"
>OP plays Quantum Break for the next 6 hours without paying attention to Murph
>passes out on couch
>wakes up 12 hours later
>Murph is dead
>"whoops"
>
>>28862679
HANG TIGHT MURPH
origami post
>>28862679
HANG TlGHT MURPH
>>28862679
Hang tight Murphy, we love you
>>28862728
dogs are white mans best friend. cows and chickens are white mans best food.
fuck off you shitskin vegan.
>>28862651
isnt the FUCKING DOG DYING enough incentive you heartless cunt?
>>28862277
>what the fuck gman why didn't you take my now dead dog to the vet where he could have gotten the help he needed
>i didn't want you to be mad at me
This is how you sound, OP.
>>28862732
>whelp, couldn't be helped
>they can't fine me, showed them fuckers!
>>28862202
this thread is gold desu
>>28862743
this is some extreme cognitive dissonance
I hope someday you are forced to realize you are a retard
OP post another picture
>>28862766
Very true. Good argument, senpai
This didn't really happen. OP posed a made up story for (You)s.
>>28862732
that could happen if we look at OPs fucking retarded responses
>>28862679
HANG TIGHT MURPH
The robot is cancer and should be removed
I honestly cannot understand the logic of OP.
It's been explained to him that he can simply tell the owner and the vet that the dog has not been eating or drinking and that it obviously needs medical assistance.
This is literally common for dogs and cats. You're not going to get in trouble for being responsible. You WILL get in trouble for doing NOTHING.
>>28862679
HANG TIGHT MURPH! you lovable pooch
Dog is probably just depressed, misses its owner.
Im actually impressed at OPs stupidity
>>28862062
>Wasn't my fault
It's YOUR job to say Yes or No to a request such as this.
It's YOUR job, as a grown fucking adult, to know whether or not you can handle something.
It's YOUR job to decline and tell the person you can't do it.
Just end your life. Stop making excuses. If you somehow can't handle the act of refilling a food/water bowl and letting a dog outside daily, I don't even know what to say. This is about as basic as things get.
>>28862166
He did have a choice in the matter.
No, they couldn't have forced him into it. He's an adult.
They wouldn't have even wanted to force him into it. As soon as OP explained that he doesn't feel like he's capable of handling the job, the dog owner would have found someone else to do it.
Any way to find OP's location based off the photos he posted?
>ITT: Autism kills a dog
There isn't many times where I ha e told someone to kill themselves but this is one of those times.
You better make sure dat dawg survives.
And after that kill yourself.
Just kill yourself.
U stupid fag
U are worse than a pedophile u faggot.
I hope someone gang rapes you to death. Like I hope someone sticks a pipe up your ass and everyone takes turns spilling their cum into your ass.
So much cum that it fills ur gut and starts overflowing out of your ass and mouth. Fuck u scum fagot.
>>28862679
Hang tight MURPH :(
Orengroh
>>28862365
Hang tight Murph
organal comomdetene
Sell him to a chinese restaurant.
>>28862814
Yes but it would get everyone banned because doxxing is against the rules
Hang tight murph.
And OP hang yourself.
>>28862850
Anything for MURPH!!!
>>28862814
No exif as far as I can see.
>>28862679
HANG TIGHT MURPH
original comododragon
>>28862814
I just checked. EXIF data is removed.
OP must be trolling.
Nobody can be as stupid as OP sounds, but have enough brain power to be sure to remove EXIF.
I think this is a troll brehs. (unless 4chan now automatically removes exif data on download)
You have been visited by the retarded OP!
Stupid responses and irresponsibility will you come to you but only if you type:
"It wasn't animal abuse because I didn't hit it or anything"
>>28862806
this. the dog is fine, fucking retards
OP you're doing fine.
>hey owner this is OP, your dog is a bit sick so I'm taking it to the vet, should I worry about payment
>my dog... is... SICK? OP, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT HOW FUCKING DARE YOU CALL ME AFTER WHAT YOU'VE DONE YOU FUCKING LITTLE FUCKER--
>hey owner this is OP so your dog's dead LOL sorry I didn't call earlier didn't want you to be mad at me
>oh it's alright, yeah you're right I would have been mad but if it's already dead there's no point in worrying about it, might as well move on with life am I right young chap? You know I've always seen you as kind of like my son...
>>28862884
It automatically removes it now.
Man you guys are getting rused hard. OP is clearly trolling.
>>28862893
OP detected. Trying to give ur self some confidence? Fuck you shit putter.
Honestly you have the blitz syndrome.
>>28862884
4chan automatically strips EXIF data from all uploaded images.
This has reminded me of the best greentext of all time
>kid looking after old dog
>dies after two days
>has to get it to a vet without a car
>puts in luggage suitcase
>carries down stairs out of apartment complex
>some guy offers help
>asks him what's in there
>lies about electronics
>gets to bottom
>runs off with dead dog
>imagines his face when he opens the luggage
>>28862564
>weed will make everything better
The dog is starving you dimwit. Weed will make it hungrier.
you have no future.
>>28862679
Hang tight murph, heres a picture of my doggo at christmas with his gift
Who /prayingformurph/ here?
Feels bad man.
>>28862945
>those eyes
The fuck was his Christmas gift? A green lantern ring??
>>28862938
dude weed cures everything lmao
I'm genuinely interested to see what OP looks like.
>>28862893
No food for 1 week. "The dog only misses its owner"
HOLY SHIT WTF
>>28862945
evil doh.jpg
>>28862931
oregano comment 123321 ass
>>28862945
Nice doggo you got there,anon.
Takes longer for a dog to die of dehydration than 6 days assuming he had water in his toilets.
>>28861338
Holy keking shit this thread made me laught so much I cryed
>>28861678
look how thirsty this poor doggo is
>>28862945
>washing machine in the already small kitchen
>bottle of jack on the machine
POOOOORRRRRRRRR
>>28862945
I think your dog is haunted
OP, I know how you can fix this. You have to kill yourself in your neighbors home but stage it so it looks like the dog did it.
>>28862972
Fun story i got a .22 pellet gun a few years ago and i was shooting it at night then i noticed those glowing eyes in the bush i was firing at, highly reflective lantern eye saved him that day
>>28862945
Very nice dog pal, what did you gifted him?
>>28863034
A bone and treats and some toys, rest of my family had simmilar gifts he tore through that very day
>>28862990
The screencap I saw had a better arch and was probably the original but yeah that's the one
>>28861338
It's only one dog, who cares. Plenty of dogs are dying on the streets right now. And most of you fags ate animals too so who gives a fuck. Not OPs fault. The owner should have found a more responsible dog sitter.
>>28863058
It makes me happy when a doggo is treated good
>>28863058
Your house screams POVERTY
>>28863095
>>28863015
fuck off rich parasite
>>28863071
SHUT THE FUCK UP. SHOULD HE JUST LEFT HIM THERE TO DIE OR WHAT
>>28862679
Hang tight, murph. We all stand with you today
>>28863071
>Only a dog
Dud how can you be so direspectful to this beautiful creature that is murph?
>dead dog
/r9k/ in a nutshell
>>28863071
I hate this vegan logic.
HURRR NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO HELP ANYONE BECAUSE YOU EAT MEAT HURRRRRRRR
Fuck off idiot. Dogs also eat meat as well.
Human > Dog > Rest of animals on planet. Get use to it faggot.
>>28863071
I think it's a little of column a and a little of column b
>>28862938
Are you dumb as fuck? The weed will provide the dog with nutrients and make it feel better, it will also help it to eat more
Fucking idiot. No wonder you're a pathetic NEET, you have no fucking intelligence.
End your life.
>>28863129
here, have this (you)
>>28863095
we are poor but not poverty, i live in scotland and most houses are small
>>28863129
Human > cats > dogs > horses > cows > pigs > huwomen
>>28862679
HANG TIGHT MURPH
I'm not usually a praying man, but...
>>28861601
This, better expect the cops when he comes back.
>>28863110
Lol, what about the other animals dying right now? What are you gonna do about them? Out of sight, out of mind! Oh, thanks for (you) senpai!
>>28862679
Hang tight Murph. Hang tight.
you dun goofed op
baka
>>28863129
>vegan
Nice try but I eat plenty of animal meat. It's funny to see people like you get so worked up about one thing that's gonna die regardless.
>>28863129
Oh thanks for the (you)!
>>28863232
then just kill yoruself
>mfw OP isn't reply because he fell asleep
>mfw Murph is dying as we speak
>>28863252
Gr8! I've been waiting to kill myself for years. Wanna bring me a gun please?
>>28863256
How do we save Murph? Maybe we can muster the power of meme magic to save the day.
I can't handle shit like this anymore.
I am getting off 4chan for good. Life was so much better when I didn't know people like the OP existed.
>>28863279
Just post your address.
>>28861338
>told me to
Your fault for just saying no I sick at responsibility
>>28863305
You seem really mad, wanna talk about it?
Hang tight Murph!
God speed you magnificent pupper!
>>28863357
Yeah, so some guy asked me to bring him a gun so he could kill himself. Naturally, to being him something I needed to know his address so I asked him for it. He never answered.
The whole event left me pretty frustrated, I admit.
>>28863015
>upper middle class by local standards
>cant afford jack
>>28862945
Nice doge/doge
>>28863286
Doggo pass away!
Let this be your final day!
OP was wrong you say,
But his neighbor is just really gay!
>american dog owners
>>28863402
Sounds like a fag anyways, he'll end up killing himself one day, probably.
>>28862884
If by "now" you mean "4 years", then yes
OP, please take care of Murph from now on.
Do not forget about him again.
I'm not a vet myself, but I've had some volunteer work at one for some time.
He's obviously dehydrated and hungry, so you need to feed him small amounts of food and water at a time. Canned dog food, which is watered down would be ideal. Too much food, and he might end up getting sick and throwing up.
Do not force him to stand, sit or walk. He'll overextert himself. Let him rest and let him sit by himself when he can.
Give him until tomorrow, and If he doesn't seem to get better then you really do need to take him to a vet. His organs could be shutting down.
The vet will definitely be able to tell that he hasn't been eating and drinking, so you should probably contact the owner first.
Just tell him that Murph hasn't been eating or drinking much and that you're concerned.
Maye he'll decide to coming home.
If you don't contact him and Murph ends up getting worse, the owner will probably be upset that you didn't tell him so something could be done.
In any case, please take care of him now or at least contact the owner to tell him that Murph is unwell / that you can't handle taking care of him anymore.
>>28863519
OP fell asleep while playing vidya, it's over, Murph is doomed.
>>28863545
In that case, I hope he sees this when he wakes up.
>Maye he'll decide to coming home.
I should probably take a nap aswell.
>>28862679
HANG TIGHT MURPH
we can do this guys we are real heroes
If Murph dies he will be forever enshrined in the halls of memedom.
Hang tight Murph.
dog's gonna die because of op. what a fucking subhuman
i sincerely hope the owner is trashy and violent enough to fuck op up permanently
This is weird, normally I don't give a fuck about any living thing, hell when something suffers I'm usually amused by it but I genuinely care about this dog's well-being. Please OP, just hold your spaghetti in your pockets and get the dog to the vet.
>>28862679
HANG TIGHT MURPH
1
>>28862679
Hand tight Murph
OP is fucking dumb
>>28863707
Hang*
Looks like I'm the dumbass now
Nah op is dumb as fuck
>>28863707
as are you it seems my "hand"y friend
>>28863707
"hang"
lol you're a fucking retarded faggot cunt piece of shit sjw beta manlet orbiter
>>28863728
I'm more retarded for being on mobile and having autocorrect on. At least I didn't kill a dog.
>>28863805
your the biggest faggot in this thread of 106 different people
>>28863748
>F-finally! Someone dumber than me on the 4chan! I've got to assert my dominance... but how...?
>Oh! I know! I'll throw literally all the bad words I know at him!!! That makes me feel bad when I post and people call me out on my spastic bullshit, so I should do it to him!! Good thing I spent time this week learning them properly because my brain is like a sieve and I might as well be retarded for all the mental power I possess!
>Haha, that sure showed him.
what a year to be on /r9k/
>someone cutting his balls out
>some other faggot stalking a woman who was kind enough to talk to him
>another anon letting a doggo die
>>28863832
I think he was being ironic
How's Murph now
>>28862679
HANG TIGHT MURPH
i hope OP dies alone and afraid
>>28863821
>>28863832
Lel. I just love this sequence of events.
Confirmed for being the biggest faggot in this thread.
>>28862062
Jesus Christ you complete irresponsible faggot
Kill yourself
>normie neighbor asks me to take care of his dog while he's gone
>don't
You'll lose all your GBP if Murph dies. How will you afford chicken tendies, then??????
>>28863835
>someone cutting his balls out!!
Screen shot?
Did he wanted to become a tranny?
>>28863835
Wait, I missed an at-home ball surgery? Damn.
>>28861678
Look at that face.
Even the dog is in disbelief at how much of a massive faggot you are.
>>28863835
>>28864054
>>28864055
Yes please someone show us this ball removal.
>>28863835
show me the balls dude!!!
>>28862477
Look here fellow robots, there will always be people even more hopeles than us such as this OP, let him be an example of what not to become.
>>28863835
>>someone cutting his balls out
I'm probably remembering just some other random gore, but sounds interesting
>>28864175
Wasn't really ball removal, he just took a scalpel and sliced a opening in his sack then duct taped it up. I don't remember him removing his testicles, but he did mention was his way of escaping robotdom iirc
HANG TIGHT MURPH
USE MEME MAGIC FOR SOMETHING GOOD FOR ONCE
>>28864239
At first I had no hope in humanity because normies, but now I see people like op are also the scum of the earth. I still hope this isn't real...
>>28864288
>dubs
he'll be fine
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS
SLEEP TIGHT MURPH
if singles murph lives for eternity
am I the only one who realizes that those photos are ripped from some video, most likely youtube ?
>>28862168
Are you a fucking retard
http://www.aspca.org/pet-care/animal-poison-control/toxic-and-non-toxic-plants/marijuana
>>28864267
But still all you fagots saw this and didn't screen shot it, This is a gore thread we already have the dog almost dying, now we need a robot becoming a GOD pic.
Update: He started getting more energized and running around so I decided to let him out of the door so he can go play outside and get some fresh air.
>>28864368
At first I thought they were jpg artifacts, but now that you mention it, fuck they're H.264 blocks.
WE ALL GOT RUSED
KEK WILL SMITE OP FOR THIS
The day when OP killed his neighbour's dog. Up there with that time OP killed his sister's baby.
>>28864403
MURPH LIVES
now op don't come here next week and say you forgot about the dog again
and don't fucking leave him yet until you're sure he's ok
cunt, almost killed pupper
>>28864319
>>28864288
Clearly you need to check my post
>>28863455
Meme magic cancellation, now counter!
The air is so dry and hot
A doggo trapped on his own turf
Soon to be a pile of rot
Poor dried up dying Murph
>>28864414
>that time OP killed his sister's baby.
You got an archive of this
>>28864404
>Mfw
>>28864315
How can you have 7.25% content?
>>28862365
HANG TIGHT MURPH
Please no pain thanks
>mom and dad are leaving for a trip
>aunt and uncle show up and are about to leave on their own trip at the same time
>I play with their fuckhuge dog a lot so they decide last minute that they want to leave the dog with me rather than their friend
>I say it's cool, everybody leaves me with the two dogs, my aunt's dog and my parents' dog
>become paranoid as shit because our dog has to be inside and away from the cold while aunt's dog can't stand being inside for more than 30 minutes
>spend 5 days constantly going back and forth between outside and inside dog to make sure they're both okay
>live in Alaska so I keep going out at night to make sure outside dog is comfortable at 0 degrees Fahrenheit
>he loves it
>periodically let him inside so he can jump on the furniture and roll around
>fall in love with outside dog and come to love him just as much as inside dog
>mfw I actually loathe OP and want him to die
>>28864404
my god you are right
i still fucking hate op though
why didn't you just say you couldn't dogsit retard
>>28864444
Kek has spoken! OP will die in agony!
>>28864461
You're a good person, always care for your puppers
>>28862679
Hang TIGHT MURPH
Hang TIGHT MURPH
>>28861806
now he's fucked in the head
he thinks his real owner abandoned him and you're saving him
so now when his owner comes back he won't like him anymore
you dumb cunt
>>28864461
Fascinating. Shoulda just let them die.
>>28864434
To escape unjust persecution
OP gives the dog a quick execution
Murph is hidden and can't be found
Hidden away in the ground
Entombed in worms and dirt
The doggo's heart will always hurt
Comedy gold, but also pretty sad.
>>28862062
>feed and water a dog and let him out every day for a week
>this is a """""big responsibility"""""
>>28864521
*teleports behind you*
heh... INCOMPETENT!
*brings palm to left eye*
no one will withstand the empty darkness withing my dark empty hole that's within this empty husk of darkness I call body....
now....
DIE DIE DIE!!!
*slices you up 274 times with duel cold steel katanas before you hit the ground*
psshtt... not bad,,,,,
for nothin personnel....
......
kid...
>>28864521
Crying out for it's missing master
Murph's pain grows faster and faster
Trapped, alive, paralyzed, and burried
For OP fucked up the kill and hurried
Post your healthy doggos to motivate OP to be a better temporary owner. Just took this nice pic of my pooch. He recently turned 10 and is in great condition for his age. I give him exercise daily and the most healthy doggo food, it's expensive but I want the best for my doggo so he can live a long and prosperous life.
>>28862029
OP if you don't do this you're a cunt and I hope the dog comes back and haunts you when it dies.
>>28862679
hang tight my man
>>28864601
Cute dog m8
>>28864611
Here's my pupper on a walk a few days ago
>>28864611
I'd cuddle your doggo desu
>>28864581
*The straw dummy I set up to fool you falls to the ground in peaces*
Yare yare daze
*A single shuriken hits you from the shadows*
*Before you can react, I use your own cold steel katana to behead you*
*Fucks your gaping maw and sends you to Hell*
You're too slow...
*smirk*
...kid
>>28864581
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT THE FUCK I CRINGED SO HARD
That was edgy as fuck anon. I loved it.
>>28861378
>living in a society built by the sacrifices of other humans
>doesn't have to fend for himself to eat
>is protected daily by other humans
>has the assurance other humans will help heal him if he falls ill
>waahhh WAHHHHH humans are meanies!
Cringed
>>28864638
whoops that was meant for >>28864611
zneodpfkdw
>>28864436
If I remember correctly that anon accidentally sat on his sister's baby and killed it.
OP is going to let the dog die
>>28862277
AND THIS IS IN THE MIDDLE OF A HEAT WAVE TO TOP IT ALL OFF
GOD FUCKIN DAMN
>>28864436
I got this picture, which makes me kek every time
>>28864644
Best image on /r9k/ right now probably
Top pupper and top scenery
>>28864658
>>waahhh WAHHHHH humans are meanies!
OP is literally going to let a dog die because he thinks if he does he won't get in trouble.
>>28861586
>If he ran away that will make me look irresponsible
BUT YOU ARE IRRESPONSIBLE
>>28862332
>fixing your own pathetic, embarrassing and ridiculous fuck up makes you a hero
>>28864707
Post pic of quran nigger
>>28864710
OP never signed a formal agreement or was paid, so it's nothing.
He can't get in trouble
Just ask your parents some money OP and take the pupper to the vet or use your neetbux
Guys I left my dog out in the cold, no big deal it was only for a few hours but now I'm fucked because I left him in the oven to warm up and it's been a few days
I've been smelling burnt dog hair this whole time but maybe it's just poop and pee because he's been in there so long
I haven't gone downstairs since Saturday, should I check?
>>28864707
Whenever my doggo dies I won't be sad because I know I gave him the best life I possibly could. Your edgy posts do nothing to me.
>>28864742
Only if there's an Xbox downstairs
>>28864742
No, that's natural dog smell.
Dog owners are oblivious to how smelly they and their dogs normally are.
Good job
>>28864655
*slow clap from distance*
he yada yada... not bad kid, not bad at all....
but...
*wipes booger off nose with thumb*
can you handle the REAL thing?
*circles around you in the speed of light*
now you see me...
*following images turns to clones*
now your dead
*all clones stab you with their black katanas*
this is the technique I used to kill my own father, consider yourself fortunate....
*turns back to you and does a three finger gesture*
....kid......
>>28864611
It looks retarded
>>28864778
Can't help but notice you didn't respond to this post >>28864729
Why are sandniggers so subhuman?
>>28864742
HOW DUMB CAN YOU BE! YOU DON'T JUST PUT YOUR DOG IN AN OVEN, YOU NEED TO PUT HIM IN YOUR MICROWAVE ON "defrost" YOU DUNCE!
I sincerely hope the next time your mom leaves you alone someone 'forgets' to check on you for a week and find you dead.
You're at least somewhat sentient, the dog is not.
The dog brings joy to someone's life. You certainly do not.
Kys.
OP I am a vet. If you post your address I will come save the dog, and I won't tell the owner, but I will beat the shit out of you. You have to decide if that's better than neglect charges.
>>28864707
Are you chinese?
You definitely sound chinese.
>>28864829
>tough guy reporting in
wow so cool
fucking cringe, faggot
>>28864819
Dogs are more sentient than OP, tbqh
>>28864852
I'm 100% certain the average person could take a guy as autistic as OP, and I can squat 4 pl8.
jesus christ op
origami
>>28864812
>>28864850
Why would i respond to post I've seen million times before? I'm not muslim or chinese retards.
>>28864829
>dog fag acting tough and psycho
Classic.
>>28864907
Post pic of body with skin color, I bet you're a muslim faggot who weighs 150 pounds at 5'7
>>28864907
>cat fag showing off his total lack of empathy for living creatures, much like his animal of choice
We don't act superior, you just realize that we are.
>>28864780
*on my knees in pain*
hah...not bad kid. not bad at all...
*use the secret healing technique of my village to close wounds*
pshh,bleeding has stopped but my organs are mussed up...
*spits blood*
heh......guess this is where I die...
*takes out photo of girl*
heh...sorry sakura, guess I couldn't keep my promise
*charge up my final move*
AARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH
*does sweeping angel attack killing you and all ur clones*
p...s...h...h...n...o...t...h...i...n...p...e...r...s...o...n...n...e...l...k...i...d
*dies*
>>28864907
>>28864778
>>28864707
i feel bad for you. it's obvious you're really hurting for some reason, otherwise you wouldn't act like a underaged edgelord. if only there was someone to calm you down, hug you and pat you on the head telling everything is going to be fine
Rip Murph you magnificent bastard
F
>>28864907
I'll keep you in my prayers anon
Why would a NEET, given a key to a house that has a doggo, not use it to spend all his time over there? OP must have trouble with empathy.
>>28861741
If you did this to my dog i would drown you down the toilet.
OP please give us an update you autistic spastic
tfw dog is dead so op isnt updating
Fuck you op
HANG TIGHT MURPH
>>28862477
kill yourself you waste of oxygen
comment is original
he probably thinks his master left him, he is a sad and starved doggo
>neighbor has a friend staying over
>asks me to periodically feed and wash the guy
>all I have to do is go over, find the chair he's tied to, and throw water over him and leave dog food on his lap
>easiest job ever
>still fuck it up by letting the guy escape
JSDIMSA
>>28864907
Dude that's so hip and edgy that you have all these dead dog photos on your PC
>>28864414
one of the GOAT 4chan threads I've ever read
We live in a world where it's illegal to kill people who kill animals that they don't need to eat. It's sad.
>>28865133
>he will never find joy in companionship
Why are you posting, again? You obviously derive nothing from it.
>>28864611
Pupupupupuppppppppppp era is sleepy my baby
>>28861586
>t's better if I pretend he chewed on a cord and electrocuted himself.
Lmao OP, vets can tell the difference between death due to starvation and electrocution... you dodged a bullet indeed fag
Imagine what this dog has went through, what it was feeling an hour before OP walked in the door.
By Day 3, the realization master isn't coming back. Where is food? Where is water?
OP, did you call the vet? How is the dog?
Op???
Update???
Did he died?
>>28865569
>>28865624
You all god trolled you fucking autistic idiots
>>28864920
hello pork fucking crusty white devil. muslims love cats and dogs and animal abuse cases is still sky high in the west along with animal slaughter.
>>28862721
honestly whats the point? the dry food and water should contain enough nutrients
>>28865624
>>28865569
The dog had actually found a source of food and water and was just faking it. He went for OP's throat to get back at him for the neglect.
The dog is burying him in the backyard as we speak.
Quick update. Dog is eating but only a little, looks very weak.
Quantum break is 6/10 though. Not what I thought it would be.
>>28866037
MUH DIK IS VERY HARD!!!!!!!!!!
FUK
U!!!!!!!
IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>28866037
RUB THE DOGGS WILLY TO MAKE IT ESCITED ANF FEEL BETTER UHHUAHAHUHAUAHAUHHAAUHHAUA
LOLOLOLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
WILLYRUBBER EXCEPTIONAL WILLYPLEASURE
>>28866037
OI GET FRACKED YA FRACKEN RACKOON YA FUCKEN DICK YA FACKEN FUCK YA FECKING FRICK YA FEPING FAPP
OI GET F*UCKED
F*UCK YOU
F*UCKER
>>28866037
OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG U ARE THE STUPIDEST BINJOB IN THE FUCKTADED ASSWHOLE HAHAHA
U BEEN EATEN WELL SUNYBOY? U WILL BE A STUPID FUK 4EVR IF U DONT BE EATN FOOD COZ U ARE RLY SKINY AND U MUST EAT U FUCKEN NERD
EAT BIG 2 GET BIG FUCKEN NERD
>butthurt that an animal was left without food for a few days
>attack OP, an actual human being, for an accident that was a result of his mental disability which is not his fault
you animalfags are so fucked in the head. I hope you all realise that real normal people don't hold your views, if you value dumb animals over human beings then you are just as much of a piece of shit to them as OP is to you.
>>28866037
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>>28866037
go to the VET YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER
>>28866133
autism isnt a mental illness and doesnt make people abuse animals
>>28866140
FUCK YUO YOU FUCKING IDIOT GET THE FUICK OUT OF THIS THREAD YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING IDIOT CUNT YOU ARE HONESTLY A 100% FUCKHEAD NOBODY RESPECTS YOU AND NOBODY WILL EVER
-EVER-
!EVER!
LISTEN TO YOU
YOU FUCKING SACK OF SHIT NOW GET FUCKED
>>28866159
careful with that edge buddy
new pic of murph when?
>>28861969
You don't have to be an edgelord to not care about animals.
I cringe when I see you retards sperging out about "POOR DOGGO FEED DOGGO EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY XD"
Fuck off, it's just a dog. I don't understand how you can love dogs so much.
>>28866178
He's just sitting in the corner. I tried to get him to stand but he wouldn't so I left him there. His food and water is near him, not much else I can.
I'll be going back over to my home in a few hours since the xbox one is boring. Will come back tomorrow to check on him.
>>28862679
HANG TIGHT MURPH
ON THIS THREAD
>>28864436
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/12819469/
lol reading it right now
i accidentally hanged my sisters dog once when she was on vacation
ask me anything
1 (You) = 1 Pray 4 Murph
1 reply = 1 prayer for murph
open and empty several food packs and put them in his trash trash and claim that you fed the dog regularly.
throw the dog into the trash and tell them he ran away
that's the only way out op
>>28866237
>not filled with hundreds of normies taking the thread too seriously, shitting on OP and robots in general and bragfagging about themselves
r9k really has gone to shit
>>28866216
TAKE HIM TO THE FUCKING VET YOU INCONSIDERATE FUCK
No wonder your permavirgin ass is here.
i cant stand animal cruelty
that owner probably cares a lot for the dog, and its going to die thanks to this faggot called OP
>>28866540
Good thing OP isn't actually my name, then.
Murph is just relaxing now.
>>28866492
are you just here ironically?
>>28862679
HANG TIGHT MURPH
BLOXX
>>28866401
Yeah but that was just a baby, not a dog.
Man OP i really hope you make this doggo healthy again
>>28866262
how did you manage this
pewpew
>>28866133
>real normal people
Say more about these.
>>28866216
why are you ignoring everyone who says to take him to the vet? lazy useless piece of shit
Its your neighbours fault OP.
Its owner should have been.more responsible and shouldn't have a dog if they're gonna disappear for days on end for no reason.
>>28862277
CMON MURPH YOU CAN DO THIS
I just finished watching Everest and I'm all hyped up.
>>28866560
At least turn the ac on you faggot
>>28866637
>if you have a dog you're not allowed to travel overseas
>>28866625
people who aren't edgy losers
its probably best to stay with the dog for a while
if its been alone for 6 days its gonna be nice to get some attention
>>28866644
I don't have an air conditioner.
Like I said, the fan is on.
>>28866659
I don't think a person like that would come here of all places though
>>28866563
He could ask mommy for help tho. And they could stop for tendies at way back from vet.
>>28866656
>you should be iressponsible and make your problem somebody else's problem
This attitude sucks. Don't get a dog if you can't take care of it.
>>28866684
did you reply to the wrong person or something?
>>28866676
right, because they don't need to come to r9k and attack mentally disabled people to feel better about themselves
>>28866719
who would do a thing like that? it would be like going to a mental institute just to heckle the patients there
>>28862148
You are absolute human waste
Fuck you
>>28862884
Don't old devices have no location data in exif? OP's picture quality looks like some old shitty brick
>>28866696
No. The anon I replied implied that OP is too autistic to go out and take the dog to vet. But he can still ask mom for help and she would probably drive them to vet and pay for it.
Later with depressed pet story he can even make owner pay back for vet without telling mommy and get some secret GBPs.
>>28866216
What do you think would happen if you talked to your mother about this?
You really should get someone else to help you with this, if Murph dies and you can't pay the fine for animal cruelty, you will go to jail.
i don't understand why you don't take him to the vet. No one will be mad at you, just lie and say that you visited every day but that he just didn't want to eat or drink. Like that other guy said, they will just think that he was stressed out because his owner left. As long as you act concerned they won't be able to guess that you're a fucking cunt who forgot him for a week.
>>28866805
why are you telling me though? what makes you think I care?
>>28861338
fuck neighbors bro
>>28866748
Nope. It's not even OPs dog. The scumbag is the owner who left for 2 weeks and dumped it on OP.
OP clearly isn't reliable enough so the owner should have given the job to someone who wouldn't have forgot to feed dog.
>>28866816
Your more autistic than op
>>28866813
Just tell the truth, its owner disappeared and you were worried about the dog.
>>28866816
You advocated OP with replying other anon with
>are you just here ironically?
thus implying that OP is incapable to going to vet, which he may be. And i replied, that even so he can still make his mom do it
>dont even want to smell the stench
jesus, anon
>>28866492
>>28866634
>>28866812
I don't know where the vet is nor can I drive, I said this before.
>>28867022
Google it. Pay for an uber.
Done.
>>28862477
OP it doesn't matter if you have money or not, if you can't pay the fine you'll go to jail and serve time. And YES Neglect counts as Animal Abuse you Autist.
>>28867022
Why dont you ask your mom? She can drive you too.
>>28861806
Nice hand OP, show your feet!
>>28866872
You're telling me it's too much for some fuckhead autist to go over to his neighbors apartment to put down some food and water and take the dog out for a walk? It would take about an hour per day, tops. That's too much to ask from a robot? Pathetic.
>>28867096
The dog has zero value.
>>28861741
OP Redemption Arc
>>28867096
Are you serious? Of course feeding and walking a dog is too much effort. Why do you think only normies own dogs?
>>28867129
>The dog has zero value.
It has more value than OP.
>>28867129
Wrong, you have zero value. Just kill urself
>>28863835
>>some other faggot stalking a woman who was kind enough to talk to him
Got archive link to that?
I cant believe this thread. What OP is doing is comic gold. He must be some sadist playing a cruel joke on us, especially with that ice pack idea.
>>28867258
Bro that spanned over several threads and it happened like last week.
Basically some hot girl and a NEET started chatting after a skype thread, the NEET autismo's the fuck out of it, makes several threads whining about how he loves the girl, the girl shrivels with happiness from how much attention she is getting from everyone on /r9k/
Everything was very predictable
>>28867328
Was it the guy and the hooker? Marina?
I do wonder about the owner too. He should have been checking in to see how Murph was doing. He should have left emergency info and the name and address of Murph's regular vet. And he clearly should have chosen a more responsible person to look after his dog.
posting in a cool thread to be honest
>>28863015
at least you have a washing machine
>>28862679
hang tight murph
qbyudubqwubdu
>>28862166
"I'm sorry, I'm just not good with animals. I'm afraid something would happen, and I'd hate myself if it would."
"It's OK, anon. I'll ask someone else then. Thanks anyway."
Not that fucking complicated. If I were the neighbor, I'd rather ask someone else than force it on someone who don't want it. But maybe that's because I'm not a full-blown retard that's unable to say no.
>>28862359
The neighbor mistook OP for a functioning human being. This mistake shouldn't kill his fucking pet though.
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