>Anon, that waitress thinks you're cute! XD
>you two would make a cute couple xd
>>28831237
>Why didn't you ask for her number? XXXDDDD
>>28829916
>She's definitely into you, see how she looked at you?
>depression is real
every time i hear this i cringe
>>28829916
I understand, anon.
>>28831389
How is it not real?
>you'll make some girl happy someday :))))
>women live life on easy mode just bee yourself
>I'm going to tell her you think she's cute
so how many gfs do you have anon ;)?
>shes not reaal
>people keep asking me why you've never had a girlfriend
>ask her to prom, anon!
>do you want me to go talk to her for you?
>you're kind of cute, anon
Stop OP, you're triggering me.
>>28831715
>you're so cute when you get anxious
>>28831402
Literally, "get over it.": The mental issue
Hey, Stacy, anon wanted to tell you something
>tell her I would give her my number if she asks for it
>she never asks
>>28831768
>OH GOD PLEASE END IT
>Anon, come over here. We're going to make you a profile on this dating site!
>Gave up on woman after an incident
>Decided to dedicate myself to my studies and follow my passion
>Wearegonnaneedamontage.jpeg
>Its been 5 years
>Started making some stuff that I could sell
>High school reunion happens
>Tell woman classmates I'm rolling in money from being an entrepreneur
>They just want the money
>Tell them that they can never replace the void that is my passion
Who knew that working is actually more enjoyable then any woman ever was.
>Hi, I'm Stacy, your friends said you think I'm hot
>>28831862
This one hurts a lot.
Post more please, this is great stuff.
>anon why don't you go out more?
This thread is giving me heart palpitations
>why aren't you saying anything? God you're weird
>he died from depression
>What how?
>He hanged himself
>So he died from asphyxiation..
Fucking normies i fucking swear fucking fuck
>I saw you staring at me, my names Stacy
>I gave her your phone number when you went to the bathroom
>come on, smile more!
>>28832045
This didn't actually happen.
>>28831758
I agree in that sense, but I've definitely felt it and it was sure as hell real to me. "Get over it" is the solution, but the feelings pierce through you and many people just don't have the strength.
>well, maybe that just wasn't meant to be but at least you tried and you just have to keep trying
>say something, everyone is staring at you, SAY SOMETHING
>I'm sorry but I've found someone else, but we can still be friends
>>28832128
>yo don't want to be friends? wow so all you wanted was sex, right?
>>28832128
>WHEN THEY DON'T EVEN GIVE YOU THE OPTION TO BE FRIENDS ANYMORE
>YOU LITERALLY MEAN LESS TO THEM THAN A FRIEND NOW
>see anon this is why people think you're weird
>this is my son, he's.....
>>28831758
>seratonin imbalance isnt real
>lack of dopamine is a meme
you do realize that your happiness only depends on your dopamine levels right? its literally impossible to be happy no matter what happens to you with low dopamine levels
>>28832078
>every time this happens
time to end it
>so, tell me a little about yourself
>why don't you try to use Tinder, Anon?
>tfw only average looks
It's funny how it's always women and attractive men to suggest this as some magical way to boost the self image, self confidence, and/or to obtain dates with ease.
>do you even do anything?
>>28832261
>you would never know until you've tried
>so, what do you like to do?
>tell me about your past relationships
>Maybe you just have to lower your standards. Its better than being alone forever right?
>mfw they really cant get any lower.
>>28832261
>Have you tried tinder anon? that always works!
>I didn't get a match for 1.5 months
>You have to message them silly!
>but I didn't get a match...
pppsshhh who needs girls anyway, amirite boys! boys rule!
>I just told them you're studying for college
>>28829916
>You're still young!, You're not getting old
>Have you lost weight?
>just go talk to people
>just go places and meet new people
>you'll get better
>you're cousins are going to visit this weekend
>Okay, who wants to work with anon?
>don't worry anon it always gets better
>>28832287
>Howdy anon, got a girlfriend yet?
>Why don't you ever have friends come over?
>>28832358
>okay class get into groups of 3!
>>28832017
>hanging
>asphyxiation
That's not how this works.
>got any plans for Friday night?
>what did you do over the long weekend?
dude frogs lmao
>okay anon. Your turn to give a presentation to the class.
>Just be you
>Why dont you go to the library to meet a girl? You love to read
>>28832285
>You've got nothing to lose!Except the bloody last bit of delusional/faked confidence.
>>28832304
>But Anon, I get matches all the time and I don't think I'm THAT attractive
She's actually quite attractive, which makes her "advise" more amusing in its uselessness.
>No it's not because I'm a woman, my bf had a lot of luck on Tinder as well!whom, surprisingly, looks conventionally attractive as well.
>Look at these select 2-3 extreme examples of men who are creepy and still on Tinder, which means you can join too!
People like this mean it well, and I appreciate the thought, but damn they have no clue on the massive difference in physical desirability between them and me, the huge difference between women and men in terms of approaching/being approached, and the logical fact that someone like me whose best trait is a good personality and thus needing a personal encounter to have any chance what so ever won't have any luck on a dating app that's focused on looks - especially as I'm the opposite of photogenic.
>anon can you read pages 55-60?
>time to present your papers!
>you wasted all that time and didn't even bang her?
>>28832549
>you first anon, class quiet down
>okay class time for a Socratic seminar
>what would you say is your greatest accomplishment?
>>28832575
>Anon could you say out again but louder this time?
half of these are opportunities to get girls
just so you guys know
>>28832625
>it's ok just relax, students stop laughing
>>28832391
That one gets me everytime.
>"i'm sorry i didn't hear you the first time"
>"i said it's a really nice day"
>*smiles at me* "sorry, what did you say"
>"it's a really nice day!"
>*leans in closer* "sorry didn't catch that"
>"it's a nice day!"
>"oh yeah, it really is, isn't it?"
>conversation ends at that point
>don't forget anon, your sister is bringing her friends over after school tomorrow
>so where do you see yourself in 10 years, anon?
>god you're so awkward
>back when I was senior in HS
>NYE party at mexican place
>people force all younger people together to play board games
>chat with a few people
>I'm obviously awkward as hell and don't say much
>gather info and realize I'm one of the oldest people there
>one tall mexican girl who is a freshman
>she's shy and awkward around me
>later on it's time to leave
>my mom notices our body language
>'anon she likes you, ask her on a date' she says in front of the whole fucking room
>she runs away red in the face
>i'm blushing too
>>28829916
>why wont you look me in the eye?
>brandon that girl just smiled at you
IT WASN'T A NORMAL SMILE IT WAS A FUCKING PITY SMILE
>OOOOOH IS THIS YOUR GIRLFRIEND ANON???
>>28831768
>>huh? he lies.
or better yet
>[kid who said that] is gossiping about you
Reading this thread was a mistake
>wait who are you
>are you new here?
>>28832963
>come sit with us, anon; don't be so shy
>>28831862
>>*short giggle* what friends?
>>28832021
>stacy talks with you
>actually talk, go there and introduce herself
ungratefull normie, also
>stacy introduces herself
bait maybe?
>>28832356
>>you're cousins are going
>you're
fuck off my board
>>28832675
>What did you say?
>blah blah blah
>Im sorry, didnt catch that
>blah blah blah
>still cant hear you
>blah blah
>God, anon, 3 times?! Ahah
>hey anon, you realize you've had toilet paper stuck to your foot all day, right?
>>28832862
Holy shit dude sorry
>>28833058
>wait..what do you mean? you don't have any friends????
>>28832675
>>*leans in closer* "sorry didn't catch that"
>*get really cose to her ear* i said its a nice day isn't it?
>yea
>>*still close* you where just pretending right?
>what do you mean?
>so i had a excuse to get this close
don't tell me you never did that
>omg why you don't have facebook xD
>Parents force me to go on holiday with the family in 2013 because 'I don't do anything and need to go outside'
>On the plane to our destination, which is Mexico
>Pretty cute air hostess, acting flirty with everyone as you might expect
>She comes to me and asks if I want a drink
>Nervously sputter out that I am fine
>She giggles
>Dad notices
>Taps me on the leg
>'Hey anon, I think that hostess likes you buddy'
>mother is in the seats in front and says 'yeah anon, I can see she likes you'
>for some reason I believe them
>sit in my seat for the next 2 hours trying to think of some way to impress the air hostess
>she eventually walks past again to hand out our airline dinners
>decide it is a good chance to hit on her
>will do it so my whole family can see I am not a sad loser
>remember that people find airline food funny
>when the air hostess comes and hands me my food smile at her
>'I DON'T LIKE AIRLINE FOOD I PREFER .... AIRLINE BOOBS.... THEY CAN BE REHEATED BY HAND'
>rub my arms together like two sticks lighting a fire next to her boobs
>she says 'sir are you OK?'
>I say yes and slump into my seat
>dad is laughing
>mother is laughing
>they mock me the entire trip
>make it the worst week of my life
>got a fucking sunburn
why do normies lie to us?
>>28833330
>>'I DON'T LIKE AIRLINE FOOD I PREFER .... AIRLINE BOOBS.... THEY CAN BE REHEATED BY HAND'
Oh jesus christ and maria in heaven my sides have gone on their spiritual journey
>>28831758
hoooo boy i'm not gonna fall for this one
>>28833411
You fool! You already have.
This thread needs a trigger warning
>Anon, are you gay or something? You never talk to me..
>>28833502
pls no jus stahp
>>28832862
>she says in front of the whole fucking room
holy fucking shit, what was she thinking i want to know?
>>28833169
>*laugh, put earphone back, go back to draw guns*
>>28833330
>why do normies lie to us?
for fun or because its normal
>>28833502
>HAHAHA nice self-steem you got huh?
>she goes back to her place]
>her girl friends make fun of her, she gets all red and shit
>>28832234
Plenty of environmental factors can lower dopamine, so unless you take several blood tests over time periods during which you made significant life changes, you wouldn't know if your levels are naturally low. Most people who get diagnosed as depressive by therapists don't even take one blood test, let alone self-diagnosed autists on the internet.
>>28832234
Plenty of environmental factors can lower dopamine, so unless you take several blood tests over time periods during which you made significant life changes, you wouldn't know if your levels are naturally low. Most people who get diagnosed as depressive by therapists don't even take one blood test, let alone self-diagnosed autists on the internet.
Statistically? It is a meme. It exists but in nowhere the rate special snowflakes pretend. Same deal as transgenderism, and it shouldn't be a surprise both depression and transgenderism rise at the same time, and only in countries that make these diseases popular.
>>28831777
>anon you should ask my friend out, she likes you
>hm ok, ask her out
>thanks! but i dont think youre 'dating material'
>can overhear people talking and laughing about it the rest of the year
>this was over a decade ago, never asked anyone out again
>gg no re @ my life
>>28832484
now I'm remembering another autistic thing I did in highschool
>have to give presentation for class in 9th grade
>do presentation in powerpoint
>pull it up
>have scrolled through two slides without saying anything when teacher asks why I'm not talking
>say "why would I have taken the time to make a powerpoint if I was going to talk? you're supposed to read the slides"
>teacher looks at me and sighs and just tells me to sit down
>get a c on the presentation
>>28831857
what do you make anon?
>>28833668
>Statistically? It is a meme. It exists but in nowhere the rate special snowflakes pretend.
this
>>28833761
>autistic
>that
you where right
>>28833761
I have respect for you doing that anon
>>28833727
>not dating material
Wew, that hurt me reading that
>>28831881
>you will never kill normies with explosion magic
feels bad man
>>28831758
Depression is a chemical imbalance, it can be measured and calculated. It is very much real, and "get over it" isn't an option, since we cant will ourselves to produce more or less of this or that chemical.
>there are people worse off than you anon
>So how about those grandsons, eh anon, my boy? Ha ha. No pressure, of course, ha ha. Its your life, live at your own pace. Ha ha. But I am not getting any younger, and neither are you. Ha ha. Grandsons. Ha.
>>28834708
it's true, there are :) so you should be grateful for what you have.
>>28834708
This statement makes me even more suicidal desu because it reminds me of how unfair the world really is.
>"how many girls are you dating now johnny!?"
My sister and my whole family think I'm some playboy because I played football. In reality I'm a social outcast, sucked at sports and now I'm hoping I die in basic training
>>28832862
parents want to help but always end up cockblocking their kids instead
>anon, why do you hate girls? they are really nice to me
>>28831237
>>you two would make a cute couple xd
FUCK FUCK FUCK I KNOW THIS FEEL
NOW SHE LIVES 5 HOURS AWAYI asked her if she'd go on a date if I was ever in the area and she said yes, but it's 5 FUCKING HOURS AND I CAN'T DRIVEI SHOULD HAVE ASKED 6 FUCKING YEARS AGO FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>why are you people so interested in my private life anyway?
>private life? do you even have one?
>Anon are you gay?
It hurts a lot
>>28832503
i hate my voice so much
>>28834808
just wait until the rifle range and blow your brains out, happy trails friendo
>>28832675
>say something in a loud clear voice
>"WHAT?"
People know that I'm an autist boy who only leaves house for uni
>Anon, it's just a matter of time you find a decent girlfriend. I mean, you already did online, so I bet any day you will find true love again!!
I always I think they are mocking me
>>28833761
Fuck why didn't I think of this back in the day
>>28836137
>. I mean, you already did online
Explain
>>28832391
Sister, brother and mother always ask this
MAYBE I FUCKING HAVE NONE REEEEEEEEE
>you don't talk a whole lot, do you?
>>28833903
>where right
>>28836479
FUCKING THIS
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU MEANT TO EVEN REPLY TO THAT?
Next time this happens I'll probably say "And you don't think a whole lot, do you?" and leave.
>>28832643
If you can get girls you're a fucking normalfag
>>28836479
>you don't talk a whole lot, do you?
//
>you're not funny, anon, just shut up
REEEEEEEEEE
>oh you've never had a gf? it's okay to be gay dude we accept that
>>28831857
I had a similar story anon, I work on my hobby projects and no longer care about being alone. being creative is one of the best blessings anybody could ask for.
>>28836565
Legit punch that person in the face.
>>28836107
>Someone: something very muffled
>You: what?
>Someone: mlblrmlrmb
>You: What?
>Someone: mlblrmlrmb
>You: What?
>Someone: mlblrmlrmb
>You: What?
>Someone: mlblrmlrmb
>You: What?
>Someone: MLBMRLBMB!!
>You: oh right.. yeah
>Still no idea what they said
>there's plenty of fish in the sea, you'll catch one some day!
>>28836619
>There is bound to be someone for you
>>28831862
why the fuck would someone say this to a person?
>>28832170
>>28832128
and this is when the mask slips lads, these are some normie tier posts
>>28831758
so anon get over your social anxiety and get over being akward :^)
>>28832557
lol this is just as fucking common for everyone as wiping your ass
>>28832495
Right on.
I can take a decent selfie but a male profile consisting of all selfies is a red flag.
Plus embarrassing when women you know IRL see your account.
All my Matches were the ones I'd be like dang shouldn't of matched that hen undid my use all 100 likes at once system.
>>28829916
>>28831237
>>28831334
>>28831348
Do you think that normies who tell us this shit delusional or cruel?
I made a mistake of telling my normie friend about how miserable I am, and now he is sending me some weird, multiple hours long con artist videos about self help/parallel universes/positive thinking and like. I appreciate that he cares, but even I don't have that much time to waste.
>>28834764
FUCKING STOP IT
GODDAMNIT
>>28836849
lol murica, luckily we dont have that shit in yurop
>>28836720
>normies thinking that they can sympathize with us
>>28836876
>>28836876
>>>underrated unrelated greentext
>>28836565
>You never had a girlfriend? LOL your gay then anon! Here i'll set you up with this hot guy i know he'll totally be interested!
>TFW this happened to me back in highschool when i said i never had a girlfriend and didn't want one, but never said i wanted a boyfriend
I can't fucking understand it, just because there are X options and someone doesn't want Y, option, doesn't mean they want Z or whatever else option
>>28836857
fucking europoors need to get the fuck off of my board, and take your foreskin with you.
>>28832963
>second semester
>been skipping lots of classes because anxiety
>one time in the middle of the class teacher ask if I am in the right class
>class rep yells "who the heck are you?"
>nervously tried to explain I was sick and all
>a girl I sat together with on the first day says she remembers me
>teacher says I have to leave and go to deans office
>pack my shit and walk out shaking while entire class is gasping
>>28836964
>my board
enjoy your life of autism
>>28831237
>tfw be orbiting this one girl
>obviously thought i have a chance with her
>hang out with her a lot
>"anon people say we'd make such a lovely couple :)"She was fucking some other guy on the side of course.
>>28836218
I just had a long-distance relationship with a girl for two years. I visited her on summer and christmas and that's all.
>>28831522
The perfect answer for that is...
"I don't know, how many people died in 9/11"
>be me
>6,8 attractive, muscular, intelligent, sociable, wise
>anon, you got a girlfreind yet?
>>28836720
>>28836720
I was trying to be nice and play along but I guess you guys deserve everything that happens to you if you're going to be this bitter.
>>28837165
>wise
Nah, you just an effeminated cretinoid. Besides, it's not gay if it's your girlfriend's dick you suck, right millenial?
>Friend tells a girl you like her
Why the fuck would you tell her you fucking normie? I tell you something in confidence and you tell them? Fuck you REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28836479
>you don't talk a whole lot, do you?
I don't plan murders out loud
>Hey Anon we told that girl you like her :^)
You guys are dumb. No one ever does this shit to me (telling a girl I like her, etc) but if they did I could probably do something about it. It's a fucking opportunity to get a gf and you guys are too pussy to do anything about it.
>>28837304
This happened to my oneitis, made want to kill myself
>>28831862
recently I've been thinking of how chad would respond to such a situation
i think he might respond like this
>Hey stacy, my friends said something I can't believe but I'd just like to confirm in the offchance of a miracle occuring
>what is it?
>they thought that we'd be a nice couple (bending the truth)
>stacy slaps chad
>chad laughs it off and fucks all of stacy's friends
>>28837359
>posts dubsman
>doesn't
>>28837651
christian bale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bogw82UttRs
>>28833761
fucking hero m8. That was actually a bit badass autistic.
>>28836566
>wtf anon?! Are you homophobic or something?
>>28833761
It makes perfect sense. Fuck that teacher and fuck presentations.
>>28832442
most suicidefags don't bother to set it properly to break their neck
>>28831994
I'm having PTSD from this
>>28834806
this
what the fuck is wrong with normies? if you haven't eaten in two days and you find out somebody else hasn't in a week that just makes the situation worse.
>>28836827
To be safe, just assume both.
>>28837105
So they're right, and you're a normalfag that will get back to it again any day now.
>>28833310
>you seem like a cool dude, what's your facebook?
>"I don't have a facebook"
>he awkwardly puts his phone away and ignores me
Is it really that bad that I don't have a facebook?
>>28837377
>It's a fucking opportunity to get a gf
if you're the sort to have a chance
but then it wouldn't be as amusing to the person doing it, so they wouldn't, which is why
>No one ever does this shit to me
>being in social situations where this can even happen
Seriously guys?
>>28838445
Going to a restaurant with your parents is inconceivable to you?
>>28838461
Yes desu. They don't even bother asking me to go because they know I'll say no, and even if they trick me into it I just stay quiet in a corner until it's over.
>>28838461
yeah, i'm 25 and live with my mom
we're very poor and never go out to eat
>>28831862
I would say "helll yea" because I would be so beta that I had to get my friends to do it. Nothing to lose.
>>28833330
I just saw this on r/4chan XDfuck reddit
A Stacey dumped my ripped up assignment that I lost, that they ripped up, on ny head. Her and the Chads were laughing. I punched her in the face and made her nose bleed in the hallway when we switched classes. No white knights tried to kill me, surprisingly.
>things could've been different anon..
>>28832234
you are correct but I believe it can change if the person will be in a better stage in his life.
>>28833727
What the fuck
T. What the fuck
>>28832484
I actually like giving presentations
I'm good at explaining things
>>28838250
Do survivorman
>Anon, I think that waitress likes you
>Actually, I think she likes me!
F-FUCK OFF DAD
>>28833502
I don't talk to you because I'm not gay
>>28836619
Well I threw away my fishing pole years ago
>>28831707
>went to a multi-campus private school
>on an overseas trip with other campuses
>really cute girl is in my group
>standing in some impressive looking park
>she's looking at me
>she walks up to me and puts her arm around the back of my neck and rubs it
>says "you know, it doesn't help that you're kinda cute"
>wake up because obviously it was just a dream
I fell and fell fucking hard from something she said to me in a fucking dream god damn why can't we all just FUCKING DIE
Thanks for all the pepes suckers.
>>28833330
>'I DON'T LIKE AIRLINE FOOD I PREFER .... AIRLINE BOOBS.... THEY CAN BE REHEATED BY HAND'
I refuse to believe this is real, there is just no way
>>28832709
I fucking hate my little sister
>>28837950
>>28836155
>>28834197
I didn't realize how autistic a lot of things I did were but I got a lot better by the end of highschool and I'm better now.
I learned to just not give a shit about presentations.
>>28833518
"my son is so disgusting ugh what a virgin loser i wish he would be embarrassed enough to kill himself he doesnt even get me wet ugh why do unattractive men like my son even have to exist i cant even get wet enough to fuck him"
Probably this but without the words only the feeling.
>>28839767
nice downloader Aleks, did you make it yourself?
>>28838503
sorry to hear that.
Bless you anon.
>>28829916
>what was that anon? I can't hear you
>sick of having to repeat myself
>nearly yell it the second time
>jeez anon calm down
this happens all the time at work
>>28839942
This post is a good indication that you're underage and should go back to /b/.
>mfw i can hear their fucking voices saying those things on my head
>>28838488
Holy shit, you're literally me.
Which unsurprisingly makes me feel all the more pathetic for living.
>>28831334
THIS this ThIs tHiS THis thIS ThiS tHIs THIS this ThIs tHiS THis thIS ThiS tHIs THIS this ThIs tHiS THis thIS ThiS tHIs THIS this ThIs tHiS THis thIS ThiS tHIs THIS this ThIs tHiS THis thIS ThiS tHIs THIS this ThIs tHiS THis thIS ThiS tHIs
STOP IT DAD I WANNA BE A MAGIC WIZARD
"hey, anon, speak up please?"
like i get they're being polite and nice about it but jeez mister/lady/both it sounded perfectly audible to me
how do i fix? anyone?
>>28840332
>how do i fix? anyone?
Talk while you're alone. Out loud.
Just talk a lot, it takes practice to talk when you don't do it very much
Flirt with the waitress and don't tip.
>>28832862
Jesus christ. That made me cringe so hard I think I dislocated my jaw.
>anon do you meet any girls?
>>28838378
holy shit lad, a few days ago
>hey so what's your facebook
>uh I don't have one
>oh you're one of those
did he mean one of those autists?
>are there any good birds at school/work?
>>28840588
yeah, if you don't conform, people feel threatened.
it just means they feel insecure and want to guilt you into conforming. They are weak, ignore them.
>you aren't like that anon, you're such a nice guy
>have crush on qt in hs
>unaware that she had a crush on me
>she asks if I have a crush on anyone and who
>convo gets annoying all she asks is that question over and over
>sperg out and say "I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU NOW LEAVE ME ALONE"
>gets quiet says "oh sorry for bothering you anon"
>she loses interest
>I fall in love and never forget that moment
>it's been 11 years since then
>I lie awake at night sometimes wondering why I fucked up my only chance
>when normies bring up some retarded example of a girl managing to do something despite having the same problems i do
>ohh but your height doesn't matter! look at ***, she is short too and she has a bf!
>don't worry anon, *** is also a bit shy and has autism but she has loads of friends and a husband!
JUST SHUT UP REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28840725
Oh boy, I had a similar experience.
It still haunts me 5 years later.
When Will this ride end?
>>28840725
that's rough , she's probably married by now, huh?
>>28840588
Just ask "What the hell is that supposed to mean?" when they do that. Normies always get scared when you confront them and don't back down, especially if they are white and you aren't.
>>28840819
It never ends maybe one day I'll just jump off to my inevitable death
>>28840836
Kind of she had a kid with some raver Chad who is 5 years younger than herShe always complains to me about how he's cheating on her and sexting other girls he meets at raves
>>28840988
>no
Stay strong brobot
>>28832021
this didn't happen though
>>28836610
Fuck this happens so often
>not even halfway through this fucking thread
STOP, FUCKING STOP
>>28837124
pretty damn edgy, have a wew lad
>>28836827
they're obviously make fun of us
>its kind of cute when you stutter
>thats called flirting anon :^)
>>28840725
>she had a crush on me
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE get out
>>28837165
>6'8"
>muscular
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>people always point out that a girl actually liked you when it's way too late
you could've saved me from robothood ;_;
>>28834632
nice meme, kiddo
origanales
>>28835468
>I SHOULD HAVE ASKED 6 FUCKING YEARS AGO FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
are you me?
>>28842415
Who is this Titty Titan?
>Valentine telegrams at school
>Friend sends cringey love letter to Stacey with your name
>you're kinda shy aren't you?
I'm not. I just have literally nothing to say.
>>28836979
>>nervously tried to explain I was sick and all
>>a girl I sat together with on the first day says she remembers me
>>teacher says I have to leave and go to deans office
i see little wrong here other than you being an insecure faggot
That's what you get for skipping education because of your meme
Class rep sounds like an asshole
teacher and girl acted right
>>28829916
You posted this yesterday
comment orignalel
>>28832709
>locks the door and pretend there is no one home
>with my key, i get out home without she noticing
>come back later, say i was with friends
>parents super happy i'm not that much of a loser
>sister btfo
>>28840332
is she a sorcerres? anime naem
>>28840725
>she had a crush on me
keep dreaming, autismo
>>28842394
>>its kind of cute when you stutter
do you mean she doesn't mean that? s-she isn't interested?
>>28831768
Holy shit man don't do this to me
>>28840725
>meet girl
>first time talking with girl without feeling the need to sperg out and "impress" her
>running joke that there's someone she likes and I go "is it [name of dickhead]?"
>One day I go "haha so any progress with Dickhead?"
>"Hahaha no it's not Dickhead that I like"
>"hahahoooo"
>"It's you"
>she runs away as the bell rings for beginning of final period of the day
>talk about it the next day
>I think "yeah I probably like her too. Maybe this is how it feels."
>Date her
Worst three years of my life, Anon. The fact that I didn't break up with her when it began to get bad still keeps me up at night. And it permanently scarred me from having any normal relationships with girls.
>>28833630
This is true. I was sad about a lot of stuff in high school and got diagnosed with depression. Not one bloodtest was ever done so lets stop with with "le serotonin imbalance" meme. You have low serotonin BECAUSE you are said about something retard. And guess what, I got over it. The "science" used to justify calling depression real is the same as the "science" used to say that people can be born the "wrong" gender.
>>28832862
she probably did like you but you;'re too autistic to do anything
>>28832675
i just say that i dont repeat anything for retards like this
>>28845266
Does it really function as a key cleaner too? How does it work? I'm assuming it has something to do with electrolytes in the metals?
>>28839767
i have over 1200 of these
