No matter what I say, I get called roastie. How the fuck can I win an argument when you don't even look at it, only call me names?
Speak up, I cannot hear you over your over sized vaginal lips flapping in the wind.
Don't be a fucking roastie then. Your sex doesn't matter in a conversation online so never make it the first thing you say. Dumbcunt.
>>28810391
don't be a stupid fucking whore then?
This is the one place where you don't have to mention your gender
>>28810391
It would make sense if 'men don't listen to our arguments' weren't literally the only argument, claim, statement, you ever make in your lives.
Why would you let a bunch of autistic manchildren bother you?
>>28810391
>I get called roastie
That's what you deserve for trying to turn anonymous conversations in which your arguments should stand on their own on a "I have a vagina, so you should listen to me".
It's the internet. Your vagina is worthless here. Vaginas are a click away most of the time.
>>28810417
>Speak up, I cannot hear you over your over sized vaginal lips flapping in the wind.
My sides, are gone, with the wind...
>>28810424
>Don't be a fucking roastie then. Your sex doesn't matter in a conversation online so never make it the first thing you say. Dumbcunt.
I don't. You guys are just quick to yell "roastie" whenever you're challenged, rather than consider the possibly you could be wrong.
>>28810508
>consider the possibly you could be wrong
Let me let you in on this: you're not supposed to appeal to ignorance when discussing, you're supposed to provide counter-arguments.
>>28810438
put your trip back on doj
>not original
>>28810391
Alright, let's hear your arguments, then
>>28810664
She's probably going to say that stating her gender is necessary to discuss the things she has in mind, not realizing that this is bullshit, that this betrays relying on anecdotal evidence, and that and female neurology and reproduction can be just as well (and quite possibly more competently) described by males.
>>28810391
want to cam on tinychat? pls, girls wont even talk to me.
>>28810391
Don't say you are a girl in the first place you stupid slut.
You are just mad that the only thing that can win you arguments elsewhere doesn't work here.
You just have to post a picture of your pussy each time to show it's not a roastie.
>nasty roastie gets called out
>"why are you saying this???"
Well if no one knew you were female that might help, but female posters always let their gender through
>>28810391
do you have to mention that you are a female? being "anon" is part of 4chan, everyone is equal, you can claim to be a muscular millionaire but no one will believe you, on /r9k/ in particular we want to be rid of the connotations of being female
>>28810445
>It's the internet. Your vagina is worthless here. Vaginas are a click away most of the time.
Truth right here
>9gag logo
pottery.
>>28810391
Funny pic considering right is a man
I'm a guy and I've been called roastie so many times in here it's hilarious. It seems that if you aren't a betamax """male""" you have to be a woman. This is absurd, as /r9k/ acknowledges the existance of normal people, like "Chad".
>>28812448
Defense mechanism of angry sperglord virgins.
>>28810391
You really shouldn't be looking for logic on this board.
>>28810391
>females adopting shitty strategies from men
Oh am I laffing. Guilt trip works only on beta normies.
>>28810566
indeed, if we spot a roastie we yell.
do not behave like a fuking roastie and get out
>>28812663
Abandon all reason
Avoid aIl eye contact
Do not react
Shoot the messengers
I'm a guy and I get called a roastie all the time, it's got nothing to do with letting on your gender, more to do with contradicting anons here
Oddly enough these guys chimp out if called virgins
>>28812448
Shut up Choastie.
>>28812806
>chimp out
Incoming faeces.
>>28810391
>"how dare you have a different preference when to comes to women" the picture
same goes for the male counterpart
>>28810391
>waaaaah people have opinions about meeeeeeeee!
Not everyone thinks you're a princess. Get over it.
In almost any reply to my posts I've been called roastie, whore, bitch. Robots can't argue in good faith always resorting to name calling. Especially if you hit them with logic
>>28812986
True
but it still shouldn't matter that you're a female, keep that to yourself unless you want to get called a roastie or slut. No one cares who you are, it has nothing to do with anything here so why mention it as if it's important?
>>28812614
My thoughts exactly.
>>28812817
>Chad roastie
I'll have one, please.
>>28812986
People who mention logic are the least logical of all. Do you think people who discuss possible ways to construct a digital circuit or something based on available resources say 'it's important to be logical'? No, because their words are chock-full of logic in the first place. Show, don't tell.
>>28810391
Ugly girls have problems > Tumblr
What part of this equation don't you fucking understand? Now get off this board
>>28813065
I mention it coz you guys say girls don't talk to you
>>28813065
because the topic is always
>MUH BF
>i get laid so HA
>>28813125
You should know that gender is not a primary concern here.
Ironically, anonymity enables even lgbt fags to tfw.
That's the reason tits or gtfo became a thing and why it's met with rage here.
>>28810391
Because every roastie that posts here with the same woe is me Im ugly, muh abuse story, my bf left :( stories
You can't be alone you always have options, guys always come crawling out to these "girls" offering their companionship.
You some how think I should treat you differently than I do men? a high majority of robots are cucks willing to orbit a women I have the same level of distain for them as I do you (equality yay :^)
Sage in all fields friendos & hide threads
Obligatory females cant be robots
>>28810641
I fucking hate Doj
Muted because comment was not original, first mute I was happy about
>>28810391
>How the fuck can I win an argument
why do you think you should?
The average robot spent his childhood stucking crayons up his nose. Don't expect anything of substance from here.
>Winning an argument on 4chan, on /r9k/
Yeah, that's not how internet slap fights work.
>>28813330
Every robot is a boohoo tfwnogf I'm so depressed story.
Doj! I summon thee and your ever increasing blood pressure!
>grill with boyfriend/multiple ex-boyfriend and rich social life pretending to be *just like us xD*
>wonders why she's not welcome to the lair of kissless virgins
Don't want to get treated as roastie? Stop being a roastie. You got roastie'd before you knew about this place? Too bad, fuck off.
>>28813240
That maybe so. But "women hate" is the most common theme here. Even more than pepe.
how about you think about what other people are trying to say and engage in a dialogue instead of believing that every conversation is a competition to be won
>>28813430
>still thinks this board was made for kissless virgins
>still doesn't realize it was the cancer that took over /r9k/
>>28813504
Fuck off you stinky roastie.
>>28813478
Then why would you speak up about being a woman to people who obviously don't want to talk to women?
What were you expecting?
>>28810391
It's because one is ugly
>>28810508
They won't call you roastie if you don't reveal that you're female. You just get called faggot. Pick one.
>>28813555
Image extremely relevant but replace "thread" with "board"
>>28813599
Nice mene, but 4chan is an anonymous website, how can you fault someone for assuming women wouldn't call attention to themselves here, of all places?
>>28812772
This is a low flying panic attack
Sing the song of sixpence that goes
>bla bla bla bla bla MUH BOYFRIEND bla bla bla
>bla bla bla bla MUH CASUAL SEX bla bla bla
>bla bla bla MUH EX-BOYFRIEND bla bla bla
Roasties simply can't stop talking about their boyfriends. They come here thinking they're entitled to some free attention and pity points, and then get all pissy when pointed out that they're stupid roasties who do not belong here.
No, you're not a robot.
No, you're not a "cyborg".
No, you're not lonely, sad, and depressed.
No, you're not a "fembot".
You're just a stretched out roastie attention whore who will feed on robot attention until you're satisfied and then you fly away with your stretched out vagina bat wings.
Nobody would say any of those things about girls because nobody cares what girls pretend to like.
They would say "that bitch is fugly" because that is the only thing that matters
>>28813555
Admittedly some robots are not as bitter and hateful as others. My brother is a couple of years older than me. He's never had a girlfriend and he only had one friend all is life. I try to motivate and push him forward. But its not working. Maybe he'll figure it out on his own.
>>28810391
I don't think anyone says that about girls. Besides the worst critics of girls are other girls. Guys just won't give you the time of day, other girls are the ones who will talk shit about you.
>>28813587
Wrong. I'm >>28813530 and a guy.
>>28810391
>good looking girl
>smart
that doesnt exist anon
>>28813665
I'm agreeing with you buddy o pal chum of mine
>>28813745
Did you have to draw attention to your gender when motivating your brother?
Gee whiz I can't imagine why it's not motivating him.
>>28813784
Oh I wondered if that might have been the case. I thought you were implying that the mene was a guy who hates women coming on to a board full of women.
>>28813109
What's up fellow writerbot? How's that manuscript coming along?
>tfw no one to share your short stories with, when you finish them. So you just put them on the shelf and start another one
Both have bf's and beta orbiters though.
>>28813688
Dubs of truth
Where the fuck is the upvote button on this oddly laid out website?
>>28810391
I mean at least if you're going to mention your gender just pretend to be an anime girl like the rest of us, anon-chan ^_^
>>28813843
I'm not 100% sure, but I think you're mistaking it with someone else. Sage.
>>28813794
I come to the board to try and help some robots as with my brother. Is there harm in just chatting with robots? From now on assume I'm a boy. Coz I don't want to trigger your ree rage.
I get called a roastie and i've looked at the charts and I have a perfect innie but when I point that out the guys say
>thats not what i mean by roastie!
But how is that not what you mean? Doesn't it mean the labia that hangs out???
Its like calling a girl a whore who is literally a virgin, they just think being a whore or roastie comes from your mind and emotions and not even in the acts you've done.
So literally i can get treated this bad by a guy with a big cock at least so I'm going to go fuck chad. not because chad is innately appealing but because the self proclaimed nice guys are bigger assholes than any players.
>>28813688
The butthurt is overflowing in this post.
Then stop posting, you roastie piece of fucking shit. Every other place on the internet is friendly to your kind, so go to one of them.
>>28814125
It's not butthurt, it's the truth. Fuck off roastie.
>>28814168
But I'm more intrigued by guys who deny me. nothing thats given easily is fun. Challenge is fun, i want to seduce him even though he calls me a filthy vile succubus at first. Then while we fuck I and in his ear that he gave in like the animal that he is, now he will never get into heaven now that im taking his poor virgin soul. <3 But also thanking him and complimenting how cute and vulnerable he is while we fuck and simultaneously begging and commanding him to cum inside.
>>28814125
this roastie's getting toasty
>>28814090
Pla post pic of your perfect innie.
>>28814187
>>28814286
So angry. Ever thought that being less angry would help you get a gf?
>>28810391
and yet you still have hundreds of orbiters worshipping you all the time.
>>28812986
>female
>logic
kek
>>28810391
I'd love to talk about games with both
fucking roasties I swear
>>28813332
sure thing, doj
>>28813418
you just proved the point of the post, roastie
pls go to germoney and get gangraped by sandniggers kthxbai
>>28814292
Seriously? Why? Lol.
>implying men have standards
>implying men judge women based on "nerd" hobbies like comics and vidya
>implying men judge women on not talking
If you aren't a roastie then post proof, a timestamped picture of your clean innie non roastie stinkhole would clear everything up.
>>28814311
I'm not even single like most of the guys here and I still hate your guts.
fuck off to germoney as I told you before, roastie
>>28812036
Bp is always better than some fat creepy uggo bitch
>>28812448
Being a white knight is nothing to brag about, roastie is a compliment in your case. You're the one thing worse than roastie.
>>28812663
That's exactly what roastie op should be looking for. Maybe then she wouldn't be called roastie so often.
>>28810391
i love it when somebody calls me a roastie, a whore, a slut, a cumrag, etc. it makes me sooo wet.
degrading names make me so wet. please call me degrading names.
>>28812806
Most are proud of virginity. We want a virgin gf. Promiscuity is not valued here, rather it is viewed as a vice.
>>28813109
People who mention constructing digital circuit are always the worst at constructing digital circuits. Don't show or tell.
>>28813769
Fuck off you stinky faggot.
Better?
>>28813962
What is coz and ree rage?
>>28814573
Uh ok, here you go.
>>28814556
Just like a girl who claims to have big boobs is obligated to post them, you are obligated to post your innie.
>>28814090
You have an innie, I have a 10" dick. Now learn how to type then make a gun and kill yourself.
>>28814673
>not being a raging woman-hating sperglord makes you a whitrknight
Okay...
>>28814886
3d print a gun then?
>>28814311
Ever thought you could keep a man if you would avoid sucking dicks on the way to the parking lot?
>>28814734
Most robots are virgins by choice? Nigga, you just went full retard.
>>28814870
Let's count the number of people who will fap tou your va-jayjay now
This thread was created by a man fishing for (You)s.
Do not give him what he wants.
Sage'd
>>28814870
Looks delicious
Moar pls?
>>28814844
Why would I care about what a bitter virgin sperglord posts on a Vietnamese water painting board?
>>28814870
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Would berry/10
>>28814870
Would lick to orgasm / 10
>>28810391
OP you are not a girl but if you are let me put it this way.
You still suck off chad.
Stacy does not touch the robot. You do not touch the robot.
You both fuck chad, therefore you are a whore and stretched vagina = roastie.
Understand you cunt.
>>28814497
Why? Want some tips on how to beat Farmville or candy crush?
>>28813504
This is our board now, fight my virgin rage in real life if you don't like it.
>>28814870
Do you get your pussy waxed? Or shaved?
>>28814870
This was a beautiful way to turn the tables, I'm so amused right now, this is an excellent thread.
Why don't you whores go to /b/ or /soc/
>>28813587
You've already been proven wrong once and /r9k/ is quick to throw around "roastie" whenever" you say something kinda maybe positive about a female even if you're male
so
i'm right
you're wrong
case closed
/thread
>>28815054
Getting attention from women hating robots is way more satisfactory than getting attention from people 100% willing to give attention.
>>28814870
Only a little bit of lips hanging out, I am surprised. What's the nappy black shit on top the mons though?
>>28815022
4chan has always been a normie site. If you don't like that, go to wizchan.
>>28814905
>not whitrknighting makes you a raging woman-hating sperglord
Okay............................
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>>28814925
Well you don't stay a virgin from fucking sluts. What do you not understand? I'll use small retard friendly words.
>>28815088
Oh ! Well roastie sure are retarded
>>28815022
I'd fight your virgin rage irl and laugh in your face after you've turned into a messy pulp of a human bean. Tbh, if you can't even read the sticky and accept that this is NOT a board for "robots" anymore, then you seriously have some sort of retardation going on. I mean, the fucking sticky is RIGHT THERE.
I miss the actual r9k, I really do. Original content was a beautiful thing to see, anons are super creative and it was a beautiful board. Now it's just full of subhuman trash whining about how fucking miserable they supposedly are.
You're fucking not, just get over it.
>>28815188
I'd argue that robots are slightly more retarded to not have realized why roasties try to get attention in here or camwhore in here. It's the one real challenge to make a fool of the virginal robots.
>>28814949
You obviously care enough to be a bitter virgin sperglord posting on a Vietnamese water painting board. Why post if you don't want to post? You could just write your thoughts down in notepad and then no fears of people reading it.
>>28814090
Who the fuck here ever proclaimed to be nice? Fucking kek, we know we are vile.
Also, you don't need to rationalize why you would rather fuck Chad. It's a given.
>>28815034
How so? It's still technically not an innie, she just doesn't drag the ground between her legs, yet.
>>28814870
Wow, this whore actually did it.
>>28815067
I don't think you know what proven wrong means. I guess all that Chad cum gave you brain damage.
>>28815295
Some robots do claim they are nice, in fact too nice, and that's why they have no gf because girls like assholes.
>>28814870
you forgot to wash the cumstains off
>>28815095
pubes lol, left just a little.
>>28814927
>>28814927
>>28814944
>>28814964
>>28815034
These are the best responses I've ever gotten while camwhoring on /r9k/. Thanks. Appreciate you. Figured it would be something like:
>Posts vagina online
>Expects not to be called a roastie
Top kek.
>>28815025
Shaved.
>>28815348
Robots, always so delusional about being smart.
>>28815207
I'd fucking rek u. I'm a Krav Maga and muay thai expert.
>>28815395
It's perfect. I like it when there is a cute little patch. Looks pretty, and doesn't get ij the way of licking.
>>28815415
>krav maga
training in the martial jew, not even once
>>28815395
Just because people like your vagina doesn't make you less shit.
Even though you are posting your nudes for attention.
If anything you're proving the robots right.
>>28815364
I'm pretty sure noone has ever said that here, and I've been shitposting since scientology.
>>28815444
More like
>fighting against someone trained in the martial jew
>only once
Cum u git rekt from it
>>28814870
>showing your vagina to strangers on internet
That's why you're called a roastie.
>It's a "arguing with holes" thread.
Just scrolled and saw a dumb slut posting her vagina.
That's how disgusting female posters are.
>whore posts pussy
>now everyone is fawning over her
>>28815525
Thristy ass niggas
>>28814944
>>28814927
>>28814964
>>28814973
>>28815025
>>28815034
Pathetic. Absolutely pathetic.
>>28815364
Oh wow, those strawmans sound like real assholes. How dare someone choose be nice?
>>28815525
>posts nice clean pussy
>angry virgins complain
>>28815376
Lmao tose are genital warts tho
>>28815574
Yes. Yes you are indeed.
>>28815603
Its not nice or clean though. It's hairy, loose, and attached to a mean fat shitposting attention whore.
>>28815574
It appears that you have misunderstood that what I was trying to say by being amused by how she turned the tables was that after posting her vagina all the robots were suddenly worshipping her and no one was even angry anymore or attempting to discuss the original OP statement.
She turned the tables just by posting her vagina, that was a bold move.
>>28815364
If anyone ever said they were nice they were probably talking about in real life where they are forced to put a filter on and there isn't a constant culture of hostility.
No one on 4chan is nice because that's what anonymity promotes: the truth. The truth is that all people are ruthless, uncaring dicks when they're allowed to be with no consequences.
>>28815644
At first. Then the angry virgins came and started calling her a whore.
>>28815681
>criticizing attentionwhores an anonymous image board makes you a virgin
Whiteknights are pathetic.
>>28815681
I'm neither angry nor a virgin and I think she's a whore. That's just gross.
>I'm not a whore
>I know, I'll show them my bare crotch
>this will surely prove my virtuousness
>>28815681
>nonchalantly posts genitals to impress strangers online
>not a whore
>>28815871
You can tell who is an angry virgin and who is not. A normie would at least have said
>nice pussy, btw you're a whore
>>28815638
>p-please femanon, n-notice me!
That's you right now.
>>28815644
>all
No, just the sad underaged kids lurking. That or /soc/ tourist.
>>28815822
>literally a catch 22
She cant win
At least this way i get to see her qt vagoo
Post tits pls
We can give you the attention that chad doesnt
>>28815948
I am a SEASONED non-virgin and I would never compliment her on her pussy, and if by normies you mean people who aren't virgins then you're sorely mistaken my friend.
All I would tell her is that she pulled a bold move and that she interestingly proved herself wrong by being a slut.
To be honest, she gives a bad name to all female posters and single handedly is perpetuating the prejudice against the vagoo owners that post in the vietnamese fishing forums.
>>28816017
Even autists can get laid
Truly a magical place
>>28816042
I am not following what you're trying to imply or why you have quoted me anon.
I suspect you may be a literal retard.
I'll be your gf.
If you say no / don't reply you've got no right to complain
>>28816017
Is that seasoning salt? Why wouldn't you compliment her for being brave enough to post her photo here? She proved them wrong. Give credit where it's due you fucking misogynist.
>>28816065
You talk like a sperg
t. Literal normie
>>28816072
Ok be my gf
>>28815948
Put it's not a nice pussy. And why would I want to feed her already self-inflated ego?
>>28816072
Are you a virgin? That's my only standard for gf. Be a virgin. Don't tease us when you know you don't meet the only criteria we hold.
>>28816107
Well, I guess even spergs can get laid then and the world is a magical place and you're still a literal retard for trying to argue that autism is necessarily correlated to being a virgin.
>>28816104
Seasoning salt was a good joke but then you lost me with the rest of the bait.
>>28816154
I bet you browse reddit
Something about how you talk just makes me hate you.
>>28814925
I am... I have better things to do with my time than be a procreating pleb. (Nb4 you're wasting it on 4chan, I only come here occasionally whereas a relationship is basically full time thing.)
>>28816211
Probably because you're a normalfag cockroach and get upset when people don't use slang and memes in their every sentence.
What is it about normalfags that forces them to speak unintelligibly and get very uncomfortable at any pause in conversation?
This thread is golden. Wonderful job OP.
>>28816072
Be:
>in Europe
>not fat
And we might have something.
>>28816104
Because she's not brave and is an obvious cam whore.
>>28813332
You just made it obvious that you're Doj by posting this.
>>28816281
Yeah, it's a good thread.
>>28816243
I genuinely will never understand why normalfags get genuinely distressed by people using the actual words of a language instead of talking with slang and memetics.
To get triggered by WORDS. Being a normie sounds hard.
>>28816281
This. Haven't seen a thread this entertaining in a long time.
I'm pretty sure the dudes calling her a whore and ugly look more pathetic than the ones who just admit it's a nice pussy. So insecure.
>>28810391
I'm a guy and I get called a roastie for stating facts about sex, relationships, and vaginas.
You're on /r9k/ OP what else did you expect? Everyone here is a bitter lonely beta faggot that faps to traps and wants to blame their failures on other people.
>>28816402
Hmm... See, but she is a whore, her pussy looks fine, I mean, it's not unattractive. But just because her pussy is an innie that doesn't magically mean that she's not a whore.
She is a whore. A dumb whore too.
Except for the clever way in which she generated all these (You)s and replies, but it's not like you need to be any sort of intelligent to know that a thread like this would trigger people.
>>28816457
Can you tell by her roastie?
The creepy because fat/ugly argument doesn't apply to girls.
Liking shit that guys like is how fat/uglies get into guy circles to fuck them.
Girls only get attention for being girls. What girl has ever done anything great?
>>28816650
Margaret Hamilton is basically the female Einstein of computers.
I despise modern women too, but don't delude yourself into thinking no woman has ever accomplished anything.
Here's another
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corrinne_Yu
>Developed a game engine and heavily modified UE3
>Never accomplished anything
>>28815507
Your shit is overrated, it relies too heavily on surprise and dirty tricks which makes it kinda pointless since it has become common knowledge that krav maga experts always go for the crotch, hair and eyes
>>28814870
Nice innie. I don't get the haters here, there are many guys here who post their dick pics without being called whores.
>>28817971
Robots are still under the lock and key delusional mentality.
I hate all whores; males and females alike.
>>28810391
>she calls herself a gamer
BIGGEST red flag of them all tbqhwy f@m
>>28810391
>being a roastie
>start off thread with "I'm a grill btw"
>>28810391
how about you dont try winning arguments on a board intended for pathetic male NEETS to talk shit about the gender that has ruined their lives? Can we have nothing without women cuntplaining about it? Get out roastie, we dont care that youre also ugly, this isnt for you.
