I see a lot of normeis here try to justify sex.
Let me educate you,
Sex is not some sort of accomplishment. It's gross and sloppy and uncivilized. I can masturbate and get all the same feelings without worrying about having to deal with the woman in the room afterwards. Sexies essential view sex as a game where they continue to rack up points and then try to laugh at others who don't even play the same game, textbook autism.
Can you not respect someone's holy virginity?
I might accept sex for free if it wasn't too bothersome, just to try it. But whether it's a prostitute or a gf you have to pay money for it one way or another. It's expensive.
Sex is just an expensive hobby.
>>28789520
>pursuit of carnal sex is autistic
The things you read sometimes.
>>28789520
I want to feel the warmth of a person that lives me despite all of my flaws
Would y be making this thread if you had real swx and ejaculated inside a woman's vagima with your uncut penis without protection ?
Sex is ok after you have it for real then younger over it and move forward with your life.
>>28789557
What is this anime doing? T-t-too lewd.
Sex isn't gross unless you are gross. It's just not the most important thing in the world. It's still really nice, I just normally don't think about it. I'm not ace but I guess I'm still figuring shit out.
I'm probably going to see a therapist because I'm obsessed with dating a virgin. The fact that people try to justify casual sex makes me so angry. What the hell to I have to do to find a decent looking virgin who isn't fat? I'm fit, a solid 8/10, and going to college. God what the fuck to I need to do to meet one. I'll do whatever it takes, I'll wait until marriage, pay for everything, help her with whatever she wants. Fuck why is it so hard to find this. Getting an attractive gf is soo much easier then even meeting a virgin.
>>28789520
>Sexies essential view sex as a game...
>sexies
What does that even mean? Portmanteau of sex and normie?
>>28789677
Find a Jehovah's witness girl. My family is all witnesses and don't fuck around when it comes to saving sex for after marriage. The only problem is you'll have to be converted.
>>28789746
Is this seriously a common thing, or just your family? I don't want to convert and find out none of them take it seriously.
>>28789520
>It's gross and sloppy and uncivilized
I feel gross and sticky after I do it with myself. Is it stickier if you do it with a partner? Do you get covered in love juice? I imagine girls are very slimy.
>having to deal with the woman in the room afterwards
I've been wondering this. Do I just tell her to go away if she's a prostitute or do I have to take her home? If gf, do I sleep or shower first? If sleep, do I put on clothes first? I think it'd be gross because you have to clean up. What if you come inside? Do you have to wipe her afterwards?
I just moved to a rural area with farms and shit (I live in shitskin island). There are a lot of girls here who approach me because they are somehow attracted to my light complexion and the only other men out here are their fathers. I may have a chance with them. Most of them are ugly but I've been thinking if I cover their face if I do it with them maybe it won't be so bad.
>>28789575
You don't like lewd anime girls?
>>28789677
>decent looking virgin who isn't fat
Virtually non-existent unless she's like 14.
>>28789769
Seriously, fundamentalist christians and emos are the only woman who haven't taken 20 dicks before their even an adult. assuming they weren't molested by their fathers.
>>28789830
I'll do whatever it takes, even if I have to wait a few years for her to grow up. I just don't want to risk waiting and her leaving me after.
>>28789677
They exist but they are shy or religious
>>28789830
more like age 6 kek
>>28789891
If you don't mind spending jail time waiting for her. Just go to a middle school and pick out a robot girl for ezpz.
>>28789973
I wouldn't fuck her..
>>28790000
Are you sure about that?
Oriskany
>>28790047
Yes, as much as I think young girls are qt as fuck, I have enough self control. Unless she's akari.
>>28789520
>The mechanism through which every animal passes down its genes to the next generation is not an accomplishment.
Yes, it is.
Instead of doing such twisted mental gymnastics to try to validate your failure why don't you do some actual gymnastics, you fat slob?
>Sex is just an expensive hobby.
How much time do you spend shitposting here? How much do you earn an hour? How much could you earn if you had a suitable degree and the social skills to pass a selection process?
The cost of being a failure compensates the "cost" of having a girlfriend. And, this just in, women can also hold jobs and contribute to the couple's economy, which is what happens in the fucking XXI century, if you didn't know, faggot animeposter.
>>28790227
HOLD THE DOOR
ORIGINAL
>>28789520
And I thought I was autistic boy you have some real fucking autism here go to this link and tell us what your score is
http://www.wired.com/2001/12/aqtest/
>>28789677
If you're going to have values that only religion espouses, you should probably become religious.
Otherwise quit bitching
>>28790227
I'm glad baby makers like you are around anon, humanity can continue and I don't have to do a damn thing, I don't have to hand over my time, life and money to satisfy my dog lust. Little sex crazed doggys, *woof* *woof* doggy, are you in heat? *woof* *woof* I think I see a female in range. You better take the chance to offer your life to her. I'm also a skinny prick not fat, I don't need to waste time worrying about appearing like a well trained show-dog in front of anyone. Woman contribute nothing but headache, but please explain further how I'm the supposed failure because I can enjoy life and not have to give in to primitive lust. Have more anime faggot.
>>28790343
Is there a religion with no drugs or drinking and no premarital sex
>>28790227
>women can also hold jobs and contribute to the couple's economy
They can but they don't. Welfare and alimony is all they need.
>>28790368
You could actually be a help to society by
If your a NEET living off the government get a Job or atleast volunteer at the local animal shelter or help people out.
sex is great it can actually make you live longer and you can also get fit from it because it is pretty much exercise thats really fun
>>28790385
yes there is a religion that allows drugs, drinking, and premarital sex that is chanism please look it up it is a very good religion
In this degenerate society we're all losers
>tfw asexual
>the idea of sex and romance disgusts me
>I still want to have children
I'm literally a living contradiction
>>28790485
If your asexual it means that your body knows that you have bad genetics and is keeping you from realizing that no girl wants you so you just love yourself
>>28790431
Please reread your post and reread mine
>>28790368
>Baby making
You must have mistaken me by a retard.
> I don't have to hand over my time, life and money to satisfy my dog lust.
More than cumming, you're missing the intimacy. Fucking is very different from masturbating. Otherwise, none of us would be here today.
>*woof* *woof* doggy, are you in heat? *woof* *woof* I think I see a female in range.
>Dogs have sex
>I'm a human and I don't.
>Humans are above dogs.
>I'm above having sex.
Go back to school. You probably can't even identify the fallacy you just incurred in.
>You better take the chance to offer your life to her.
You don't seem to understand how regular healthy relationships work. I guess, like most /r9k/, you never had one. This just in, the fact that you've never seen a zebra doesn't make them any less real and common.
>I don't need to waste time worrying about appearing like a well trained show-dog in front of anyone
How would one do that? By showering every day and working out? That's something I would do even if women didn't exist. It's a hygiene and health issue.
>Woman contribute nothing but headache, but please explain further how I'm the supposed failure because I can enjoy life and not have to give in to primitive lust. Have more anime faggot.
You're a failure because.
>Woman contribute nothing but headache
1. You've failed at identifying a source of pleasure and affection by mislabeling half of the human population.
>but please explain further how I'm the supposed failure because I can enjoy life and not have to give in to primitive lust.
2. Don't you fap? I thought we all did. We're human, after all. You're not above anyone for not fucking. On the contrary, you seem unable to do it, and you try to justify your failure by saying "It's not like I wanted it anyway".
It's boring to see the same mental gymnastics over and over in this lame board.
>Have more anime faggot.
Joke's on you. I like cantonese illustrations as well!
>>28790368
Holy shit dude, you just destroyed any and all normies forever.
Any of their replies are instantly invalidated.
I'm with you, and i'm damn proud.
>>28790515
I'm not that much good looking but I'm not hideous either, I just never found any girl attractive in my life, even during my mid-teen years
>>28789795
Holy fuck, everyone on this whole Goddamn website is fucking retarded I swear.
>>28790561
You seem a little butt blasted
>>28790533
why don't you use a secure tripcode so we know it is you and not someone else
>>28790666
You got me. I'm envious and angry as >>28790585 said. I-It's not like you're projecting or a-anything.
>>28790697
I'm not the guy you're arguing with
>>28790561
>you're missing the intimacy. Fucking is very different from masturbating
No, I do not and will never want sex. I'd rather spend my money on anything else that isn't just for a quick in and out, I've already made it clear sex is only worth it for the Sexies hobby enthusiast.
>you never had a relationship
That's what I'm saying.
>>I don't need to waste time worrying about appearing like a well trained show-dog in front of anyone
>How would one do that?
By bending to social norms, putting a mask on just so you can fit in and share your normie opinions and love with other meaningless degenerates and so you can get pussy to satisfy your uncontrollable urges.
>By showering every day and working out? That's something I would do even if women didn't exist. It's a hygiene and health issue.
If you can't appreciate your own stank we have nothing further to discuss.
Everything else you said was memes and not worth my time. I've already educated you, if you can't accept my superiority there's no helping you.
>>28790709
Then make an appointment with your doc to get those cognitive skills checked. I'm amused and disappointed with humanity by posts like those from anime faggot.
>>28789520
>STDs, teen pregnancy, and single motherhood are at the highest rates they've ever been
>normalfags still try to act like casual sex doesn't hurt anyone
>>28790797
If you think that's relevant then get yourself checked
>>28790848
how is it not relevant?
>>28790368
>satisfy my dog lust. Little sex crazed doggys, *woof* *woof* doggy, are you in heat? *woof* *woof* I think I see a female in range. You better take the chance to offer your life to her.
That is pretty hot desu
I want to be someone's horny little doggy that they can play with and abuse
>>28790749
Before I type a long ass answer, please, save me time and tell my it's all bait. Pretty please.
>>28790860
Condoms and anti-contraceptives are a thing.
>>28790980
a lot of people choose not to use them because sex with a condom "doesn't feel good" or some shit and they aren't 100% effective
A lot of girls won't use birth control because it makes them feel slutty and it can be hard to get
>>28790938
It's not. I know it must be hard for you normies to even comprehend someone who is different, but I made this thread to state the truths, you got a problem telling people the truths? There is nothing wrong with keeping your virginity and in fact is vastly superior than being a sex crazed pup. You can make another text wall if you want to get the final word but I won't be continuing the argument, I've made the point I wanted to make and have nothing more to say.
>>28791021
>a lot of people choose not to use them
No. Not a lot. And (You) can choose to use them.
>because it makes them feel slutty and it can be hard to get
Cite your sources.
>>28791062
So basically you know you lost and this is damage control
Pic related
>>28789520
this is just a massive rationalization to intellectualize away your misery at being a virgin
>>28791082
absolutely this desu
>>28791074
>(You) can choose to use them.
yeah but that's not going to stop the wetbacks, niggers and white trash from having unprotected sex.
>>28791082
>RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
>RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
>I don't have time for this.
>"I won the debate!"
>>28790848
Society has experienced absolutely no benefits from the casualization of sex
>>28791090
normies simply can't even imagine there are people who don't want sex.
>>28791062
>I know it must be hard for you normies to even comprehend someone who is different
I like to eat honey out of my girlfriend's pussy. You're just another deluded fag unable to get laid that tries to mask his failure by saying he's not playing that game. I'm different. You? I've seen so many (You)'s in here that it's not even funny.
I've seen your "thought process" many times in the short time span I've been browsing this cesspool of a board and I don't think I'll come back. I've already seen all it has to offer.
>There is nothing wrong with keeping your virginity and in fact is vastly superior than being a sex crazed pup.
What advantages has being a virgin, oh master of delusions? It literally doesn't matter at all. You could fuck once and go back to being a shut-in loser without any chance of anyone telling you "I love you".
>I've made the point I wanted to make and have nothing more to say.
Ok, delusion master. You're not fooling anyone, but I guess you only need to fool yourself since there's nobody else in your life.
>>28791082
This.
>>28791136
And?
>>28791158
>Society has experienced absolutely no benefits from the casualization of sex
KEK.
Yeah. I guess that Victorian Era's England had less problems than ours for the same reason.
Are you perchance a muslim? A recruiting tool for radicalised muslims is the fact that they're offered wives and/or sex slaves. Read up on that shit. And move to Raqqa. Surely it's a more advanced society than the """degenerate""" West faggot.
>>28791222
I find it funny how you dismissed the idea but you can't come up with one single benefit society experienced from taking such a casual approach to sex.
>>28791222
>I don't think I'll come back
Was a normie just chased out of /r9k/? Am I reading this right?
>>28791309
even normies don't pretend to like cunnilingus that much
>>28789520
Kill yourself you permavirgin sperglord. Your parents are disappointed.
>>28789520
>Sex is not some sort of accomplishment.
Says the virgin.
Didn't even read further because, why bother? Post again when you've succeeded in making a real connection with another human being.
>>28791283
A drop in rape and prostitution (not bad per se but entails other issues, like human trafficking) isn't good enough for you? Have you ever been to a muslim country? Thank god prostitution is allowed de facto despite being officially forbidden. Young boys fucking hens, cats, whatever they can get their cocks in.
>>28791309
As so many things, you misread information to suit your own twisted view. A friend of mine insisted that I should check this board on the anniversary of that school shooting, so I did out of curiosity.
You guys are as original as moles: all different but equal in how disgusting you are. I've read the same shit over and over that has wear out quick. Not bad for a site that's not satire (which is what it appears to be at first).
>>28791364
>normie
>literally, lingo for "Not a failure".
You might think it's gross, but try it some time. Granted, it's a logistical nightmare, but it makes me cum like an amok berserk.
>>28790697
>Normies too stupid to recognize defeat
O I AM LAFFIN
>>28791457
There is literally no reason why prostitution should be illegal.
>>28791202
Yeah, it's kind of creepy actually.
Normies are creepy as fuck.
They literally can't imagine someone not wanting sex. It's borderline rapey in the mindset.
>>28791410
>>28791452
>ayy you're just a failure lmao
These are some stellar arguments
>>28791509
What else are you expecting from subhuman normies.
Sex drive is all they have.
>>28791501
I agree with you.
>>28791202
Do you masturbate? Stop pretending being asexual. It's ok to be scared of women, rejection and spiders. It's not ok to live your entire life avoiding reality.
>>28791503
This is kinda hot, shit. brb, calling my gf to make plans.
>>28791509
It's not an argument. Just a plain statement you're too deluded to get.
>>28791525
>subhuman normies.
>normies: literally normal people
>people who can't interact socially without drowning in spaghetti saying who's above who.
I want to laugh, but it's legit sad.
>Sex drive is all they have.
I bet I ejaculate less often than most of /r9k/, yet I have a more satisfying sexual life.
I'm honestly curious about the rebuttal of this one, but if you're just going to meme post more cute doges.
>>28791596
Whoa. It seems I scared the bitter virgins away. I was honestly awaiting for a logical and well structured rebuttal that would change my view by brute-forcing my misconceptions about the world with the sheer power of reason.
No. Not really. But I was expecting some more memeing from your part.
This guy clearly has never had sex. Once you have sex you begin to understand the difference between fucking a vagina and fucking a man's hand. Most people are looking to fuck not beacuse it's some sort of game but because it's the best feeling in the world. OP is just a virgin that will never get pussy so he has to justify his existence and life choices to himself.
>>28791596
>normies think that they little societal order actually has any meaning because it's fed to them since day one
I can't imagine saddest existence
>>28792072
I was actually doing stuff.
Like you know, outside of arguing on the internet. But yeah man you're clearly superior and you have your priorities in check, hats off to you.
>>28789677
I feel the same, I also keep my looks in check (thank you genes) but I also lifted since 15, not a big man but solid.
The older I am the more I see why in all religions a virgin and a good woman is praised more than God himself.
>>28792381
>I can't imagine saddest existence
You don't need to imagine what you're already living.
>outside of arguing on the internet.
10 Eurodollars say you weren't outside of the house, though. I didn't post in the same interval, so that also applies to me, unless you pictured me refreshing the thread for the (You)s when the 'sound' feature is available.
And it wasn't me who created a fucking thread to try and justify his failure justification plan, so suck it and report to the burn ward.
