> 25 years old
> attempt to pull back foreskin for first time in life
> absolutely the worst smell a human could ever experience.
> pull back 99%, almost past the head.
> smell almost makes me faint.
Can't get it any lower, something seems to be blocking it.
There must be some kind of smegma rocks hidden underneath that won't let me pull my skin back. It just REEKS.
>>28728727
Jesus, anon, wash your dick.
I figured this out by the time I was twelve, I think.
>>28728749
I can't pull it back, it's impossible to wash down there. It won't go. This little string thingy on my penis head is stopping me.
Do you think a prostitute would still have sex with me even though it hasn't been cleaned at all my entire life.
hire some asian prostitute to make a video of her pulling it back and licking it off
You never once washed your dick in 25 years? Have you ever washed your ass? Do you cut your fingernails? What other completely obvious hygiene habits do you neglect?
>>28728727
Thats why your father is supossed to tell you about personal hygiene
>>28728779
Can't get skin back, it can't be helped.
impossible to clean it family.
>>28728759
Get you a hose attachment from your shower and spray under there or something.
Seriously, if the smell makes YOU faint, do you really think a woman is going to want to even be near the thing, even if she's getting paid?
>>28728787
I'm black my dear anon
>>28728787
This
My dad was always awkward about sex Ed - hell, I didnt even know you COULD retract a foreskin until I was 15. All the porn I saw until then was of circumsiced guys
>>28728727
and yet you tards still insist that being uncut is superior
>>28728727
Post pics
This is my fetish
I had this problem when I was 11.
Doctor just yanked it back and it hurt and bled but it was fixed.
You might have some skin fusion or something though so I wouldn't recommend it, but it might work.
Protip: no such thing as smegma rocks. If it's stuck it's because of skin and it's not your frenulum (penis string).
>>28728727
Mine never got that bad, worked it out by the time I was 17, but I understand OP. Try pulling it back further in the shower or bath under warm water. It might take a few times to notice a difference in your ability to pull it back, but try every day. It will be extremely sensitive once you eventually do it, and cleaning will not be an enjoyable experience, especially that first time. Again, run it under some warm soapy water to make it easier. Because you've left it for so long you might have phimosis, which just means you need more stretching.
i had phimosys up until i was 20 shit sucked i scould still fuck though just gently
but nah i ballsed up and went to a doctor and got circumsized only god knows what they discovered under there
>>28728727
>25
>never pulled dick back
wew lad how do you even fap?
My mum and doctor told me to do that when I was 11 and told me to make sure I wash it.
It took me a few months to get it pulled back without it hurting but I managed it.
Take some painkillers and bite the bullet op
>>28728759
>>28728793
Baby steps man, christ. Start by washing what you can and gradually get that thing presentable.
>>28728838
In a society where all male figures are gone, circumsicion is necesary, since women are unable and reluctant to take care of her son's genitals
Post images
>>28728890
it smells so fucking AWFUL, you can smell it even if your head isn't even near it. Just by pulling foreskin back I can smell it a shit ton.
I'm now paranoid people could smell my penis even when my clothes are on. It's that awful.
I didn't even know such a smell existed
like rotten fish ayy lemayo
>tfw short foreskin
Literally the best of both worlds.
Relevant:
http://efukt.com/20872_Smegma_Makes_Her_Gag.html
>>28728727
American parents are fucking retarded. Instead of teaching their children to pull back their foreskin and clean under there from a young age, they'd rather mutilate their babies or have them suffer from phimosis or other higiene-related issues later in life.
OP, pull back your foreskin a little everyday while in the shower so you can start stretching it. In a few weeks or months you should be able to pull it all the way back and clean under there. If you're too lazy, then get an appointment with your doctor for a circumcusion.
>>28728922
Believe me, I've been there. It gets better when you clean it, but you must do it daily and like I said here >>28728862 it will take a while before you can pull it back properly.
Post fucking pics. Just post them.
>>28728915
Nigga your dads not supposed to touch your dick either. There are literally no downsides to being circumcised
>>28728974
yeah but talking about genitals is awkward and uncomfortable...
>>28729027
enjoy your dead dick. tfw the only way to feel pleasure is to use sandpaper. lmboo
>mfw everyone is falling for this
nice thread op
>>28728922
my foreskin was extremely tight untill i started fapping. i could see like 5mm of the tip before fapping. i didint even know it could be pulled back before i was 12 years old
>>28729027
>>28729050
Yeah but the upside is a handjob doesn't make you cum in thirty seconds.
>Go see prostitute
>Pay for quickie
>You sure you don't want to do a half-hour or an hour?
>Yeah I'm sure
>>28728727
Should be fine OP, just let it get worse until the 'little stringy thing' turn gangrenous and rots away on its own.
Or just wash your dick.
This thread has made me so glad I'm circumcised.
Good thing i'm circumcised
I had phimosis until I was 23. Before that point I'd never been able to pull my foreskin down and expose the glans.Honestly I was surprised and pleased that there was no foul smell or weird built up smegma/cum adhesions.
>>28729348
>>28729368
samefag
samefaggeblokc
>>28728759
>This little string thingy on my penis head is stopping me.
just go to a doctor man, fixing this shit is babby tier procedure
>>28729455
Those are just two people happy to be circumcised.
I make at least three now
Join ussss
>>28729893
neck yourself yid :3
Hopeless niggers like op give all us uncircumcised guys a bad name. Just man up and pull it back.
>>28728727
Take a warm bath, pull it back gently, and massage clean what you can.
Stretch it every night for about two weeks and you might have a normal dick that even a prostitute would touch
>>28728727
Hasn't it ever crossed your mind to clean there?
Do you not clean your ears also? Do you not was your asshole when you shower? Do you not wash your face in the morning?
People like you need to get circumcised. I hate unhygienic people.
>>28730017
>Do you not clean your ears also? Do you not was your asshole when you shower? Do you not wash your face in the morning?
Not OP, but I actually used to do none of those things, including washing under the foreskin until I was about 16 or 17. I was just a clueless kid with terrible hygiene and no one ever taught me how I was supposed to clean myself. Eventually I figured it out on my own, mostly by hearing people talk about hygiene online
>>28728727
>> attempt to pull back foreskin for first time in life
I don't get this, how does your foreskin never get pulled back, you'd have to seriously go out of your way to avoid pulling your foreskin back ever for your entire life.
Really above and beyond too, I'm just laying on my bed here and my foreskin is being shifted simply from me moving. It would be a full time job to make sure that it never gets pulled back.
Unless I'm missing something, how do you even masturbate without it getting pulled back?
I'm confused now, do I have a special dick or something? Why am I the only person in the thread whose foreskin goes back normally?
Is this how you guys get smegma and everything? I don't even pull back to wash everytime, but I'm never had a hint of anything forming under there, so I've been confused about that for a while.
Actually, someone just post a picture of their dick.
>>28730144
Same here, I don't ever remember a time when I didn't know it could be pulled back. But then Again I had a dad early in life. single moms once again fucking it up for every one.
>>28730144
It's called having a tight foreskin, you dingus. About 1-5% of men have phimosis, threads like these just attract the small minority.
Speaking as a former phimosis-fag, masturbating without retracting is really easy and just as effective. Instead of pulling the foreskin down, you start low on the shaft and pull the skin up. It stimulates the glans and foreskin in pretty much the same way
tfw have phimosis and have never retracted my foreskin nor can i
>>28730271
I don't think that's it, my mom was single and she told me to wash it.
Have fun with the operation OP, it's not fun.
Here's the one I had to have. Let them take photos for medical use, whatever that entails. Made $50 out of it, pretty much a score.
>>28730419
Nice Youtube screencap
>>28728864
This
It could be phimosis. I had to get circumcised at 18 because of it.
Go to a doctor, you might only need to apply a cream.
>>28730419
that's amanita muscaria right there
it's listed as edible again
>>28730480
Same here, I miss my foreskin, can't feel shit anymore
>>28728727
You're supposed to wash underneath it everyday dumbass
what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>28728759
Your frenulum's to short mate. It's pretty simple surgery, failing that, just get circumcised, it's gotta be better than how it is now
Apparently you lose sensation from circumcision but I've fapped a zillion times over the years and it felt good, does this mean it's a lie?
>>28731311
You have nothing to compare it to, so you don't know what you're missing
>>28731338
The reverse is also true
>>28731373
That's where the medical studies come in. It's been proven that uncircumcised penises are much more sensitive
>>28728727
>>28728749
Why did your parents not at least tell you to clean yourself properly for fucks sake? You people are disgusting and your parents are shit.
>>28731413
And there's medical studies that show no difference too
>>28731437
Yes, but those are bullshit studies funded by the business of circumcision.
Circumcision removes a fundamentally pleasure-inducing organ from the penis, keratinizes the next best part available (the glans), and completely ablates the frenulum in many cases. It cripples penises.
OP IF YOU HAVEN'T CLEANED IT OUT YET THEN PLS POST PICS I WANT TO SEEE IT
This is why women are disgusted by foreskinfags.
What's even worse is all the fucks in here defending having that freakish looking dick.
"It's all natural! I didn't get mutilated as a baby!"
Yeah well you won't get laid as an adult either because your dick looks weird and it stinks. No amount of washing is going to get that cheese off of it. Sorry. Your parents fucked you by not circumsizing you.
who /usedtobecutbutfinallyrestored/ here?
>>28731751
I'll deliver but not today, once I finally pull my skin back I'll make a thread to show what an unclean dick looks like.
But the smell is so nasty that it might be hard
>>28731777
>you won't get laid as an adult either
How come Spanish men who are mostly uncircumcised were said to be the best lovers in some survey that circulated on /int/? (Americans were judged too controlling, guess the ol' us of a is too used to being in charge)
>>28728727
> 25 years old
> attempt to pull back foreskin for first time in life
>first time in life
>first time
>25
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
>>28732213
Hey man, I didn't until I was 18.
