FEMBOT FEELS: I'M A GRILL BTW EDITION
> grill here
> creepy as fuck
> monitor my oneitis from the shadows
> see that the cute boi who was just awkward looks exactly like Evil Master Vyro now
> animegirlvomiting.png
> had to actually check to see if they weren't the same guy
> tfw I can't even help him go back to being a qt boi because I'm not supposed to still be obsessing over him
> he's somewhere miserable not knowing he could have had a qt clingy gf years ago
None of you fags know this pain
cool
this is an original comment
>>28663706
>creepy as fuck
*Raises spork in comradely
I too am very spooky ^.^. Look at my dark clothes and quirky attidude~Kill yourself faggot
>>28663772
> watching someone who you spoke to maybe 4 times for years
> honestly imaging a future with him
> constant shitposts about him
> not creepy
just because I have tits doesn't mean this isn't weird as fuck
>ex bf invited me on a hike with his couple friends
>went and had a good time
>he asked me to get back together with him
>said i needed time to think about it
i like him, but he's really boring. what do?
>>28663851
> watching someone who you spoke to maybe 4 times for years
Men do this for girls they haven't talked to, period. They then stalk them cyberly with some braver/insane ones actually doing the deed irl.
The fact you find 'honestly imaging a future with him' as creepy just shows how patheticly normie roasties are on this board.
>>28663892
>what do?
try actually being interesting yourself and make the plans instead of relying on him to be constantly entertaining?
>>28663706
Were you born a man.
>>28663963
He is a man. Don't fall for the women on /r9k/ meme. Our collective betamale stench keeps a natural woman-barrier around us
>>28663706
you havent forgotten daily reminders, have you /r9k/?
>>28664006
ROLLEROONSKI
>tfw your boyfriend keeps begging you to fart in his face
Why do men have such GROSS fetishes? Holy shit.
>>28663706
Girls like you are the cause of my misery, why do I have to be the one to profess my love?
>>28663938
So, I'm not creepy for doing known creepy things that malebots do because I imagine a future with him, even though that's what other guys do here too? You think this is normie behavior?
>>28664006
pls be a skelly
>>28664071
>You think this is normie behavior?
It is. One of the biggest normie memes is
>Attractive member of the opposite sex does something slightly nice towards me
>Le imagine our life together XD
>>28664006
i too yearn for immense power at the push of a button. ROLLAN
>>28664006
rollung
>>28664090
Why are you ignoring the part why he was nice to me
> 4 years ago
You clearly haven't been around normies if you think that there isn't a limitation on how long you should be infatuated by someone. 4 years of no contact is completely unreasonable.
>>28664006
fleshweaverget
>>28663706
> guy here
> pretty decent
> monitor all the girls i've meaningful contact in my life
> all disgusting sluts that have at least fucked chad once
> tfw will not have your pure virgin gf
>_space
none of you bitches know this feel.
>>28663851
you're on a board where most of us would kill for that attention
>>28664205
>>28664006
i'll consider this second post as the actual roll
>>28664158
its pretty normi desu.
why you trying to fit so hard?
this isn't something you want to be, you not fitting here is a good thing, this is isn't your new buzzword for "cool to be outcast" meme, "nerdy""geeky""creepy" you name it.
This is the columbine faggot that didn't had the balls to pull it off-
>>28664006
rolling roll orginal comment this is such a retarded function in this board dont want to write a essay everytime i have something to say
>>28664208
Yeah, I mean. Get mad at him. He's a robot too, all these shitposts and he won't be my bf.
>>28664283
You're being deliberately obtuse. I don't really give a shit, I just want to talk about my oneitis again.
>>28664090
You are very retarded if you think normies "imagine life together" everytime someone else does something nice.
Why do they need to imagine if they can have those things easily?
>Roasties think they're cooky and unique because they still long after Chad when he couldn't give a shit about them
My sides
>>28664036
That fetish is actually somewhat popular with lesbians, ACK-SHOO-A-LLY
>>28664322
>don't really give a shit, I just want to talk about my oneitis again.
why for?
for people like us to give you attention in the "I always wanted this omg, be gf please" " you perfect grill"
you know it is, and youll get it it is all on easy mode for girls here, what is even the point?.
>>28664388
Is it really? Nooo
Op hmu if yu want sum fuk
>>28663892
Get with me bae
>>28664394
Women can't survive without daily attention feeding. You clearly have no idea how hard it is to live like that.
>>28664006
roll originaru posto
>>28664381
> implying
>>28664394
Well son, some of us fembots are here from before your time and refuse to migrate. There hasn't been a single girl in this thread yet though, but I won't let that get me down. If you really wanted inclusion, you could post about be creepy towards strangers, but you'd much rather rage over womyn maymays.
>>28664006
people have to much time in their hands smdhrolling
>>28664453
You know I have been creepy toward strangers and girls I liked.
you know I have been so hard, otherwise I wouldn't be here.
This not a good thing to be proud for, like I said before, is not good to fit here.
Is like you tell people with cancer, how hard is for you and you also wish and correlate to cancer. you just don't
robots wish to make it out, by suicide or getting it together.
would you like my inclusion to being with?
of course not, you know you wouldn't even look at me irl.
>>28664434
>You clearly have no idea how hard it is to live like that.
why do they want the attention tho?
>>28664555
You're asking why girls are the way they are? Do you ask the grinning bobcat why he grins? Girls are just dumb and stupid so they do dumb and stupid things. oohhhhhh I hate them, I hate them, I hate them.
>>28664453
Well why don't you get with a real man
They call me Chad around these parts
Creepy fembot feels thread are the best.
>stalking oneitis as per usual
>notice he has some bread crumb or something stuck on his neckbeard
>overlook it because I love him
>>28664208
Some of us have,
For media attention anywase
>>28664453
>>28664453
>Calls out exactly what you're looking for
>'I-I'm a totes oldfag, that's you told...
Roastie status:Toastie
>>28664638
Step up
> see oneitis' boxer briefs once a year ago because his pants were riding low
> never forget
> you will never pull them off him
kill me
>>28664006
gimme dat roll
>chad isn't texting back
>So i go and stalk him on twitter and fb, Iknoeright im such a creepy stalker.
>brad is giving too much attention. ugg creepy, he is getting clingy
>browse r9k, omg i'm so nerdy and dark.
>guys orbiting, weeeird.
>robots hitting on me, o geeez stop it.
>>28664881
> stacy isnt talking to me since I did her homework
> stalk her on twitter, fb and insta because im a robot and these are the dankest feels
> piss off fat nigger roastie I dont fuck animals
> browse r9k, im so lonely helium tank when
> no fucking fatties or sluts
> leave me alone roasts, I only want a virginal Stacy with the fat titties :'(
>>28664788
I always see my oneitis' boxer briefs, one of them literally has PULL DOWN written with some arrows. I also saw him only in his underwear once, was the best day of my life tbqh.
>tfw wanna steal one of his clothes from the hanger
>>28664958
that robot sounds like such a bro, I would like to meet him.
>>28664969
Even when 'fembots' have a oneitis they decide to avatarfag and get as much attention as possible from orbiters online.
>>28664969
please keep posting more susie
>>28664958
> piss off fat nigger roastie I dont fuck animals
> leave me alone roasts, I only want a virginal Stacy with the fat titties :'(
As if a roastie would ever give the time of the day to a robot.
They hate us, I would completely go insane if any girl would talk to me, as much guys would.
Is funny because they wouldn't even look at us in the eye.
>>28664996
oneitis is their new word for chad.
to let them fool you
>>28664006
Super rolling.
I don't even read them beforehand... takes away the fun.
>>28664006
rolling on outta here
I'm constantly paranoid that my first e gf is still stalking me and might even make new online personas to talk with me.
It isn't cute or flattering anymore. Creepy,obsessive girls are just as bad as boys.
>>28665107
>ex gf
>talking to girls
leave, what are you even look for here?
>>28665129
I'm the very definition of a failed normie.
I like to see what happens here every so often. You guys are cute and it is humbling to share experiences with a variety of people.
>>28663706
>talking to someone I like
>get overly emotional over something stupid
>sperg out and get defensive for the sake of my pathetic pride
>feel stupid and run away
>feel intensely uncomfortable but heartbeat quickens, the negative emotions make me feel alive
>have done this multiple times before
I think I'm going to be alone forever because I like pushing everyone away and the negative things they say to me really hurts but in the end I know they're completely right and it's all my fault and I'm completely worthless and I'll never love anyone and I deserve everything bad I ever get
I feel like I'm doing them a favor too because I go about it in a way that they don't feel shameful or sorry about it so they can cut contact with me without any lingering feelings, they're usually angry at how absolutely pathetic I am
negative attention is so ridiculously easy to get and it hurts so good desu, what am I turning into
>>28665189
how are we cute?
you clearly know we are not.
>>28665213
stop liking chad, but then again if you are a girl you obviously can't, you are a failed stacey for not being attractive and it only will get worse if you keep it like that.
>>28665346
If it gets worse that's perfectly fine with me, it is really something that someone like me deserves
Thank you anon
What are some creative ways to find more pics of my qt bf who isn't really my bf? He has little internet presence.
>>28665413
well you don't clearly don't deserve chad.
why do you still like him?
>>28664006
roliianona
>>28665484
> abs
> money
> not a virgin
obvi
>Bunnies
>>28663706
To be fair, there are worse people he could look like
>>28664006
rolernoni
>>28663706
>fembot
>I'm a grill
>grill here
And this is why r9k is shit now.
>>28666477
where the fuck is 77
>>28664006
Rawliano
>>28664006
Rolling boys
Let's get something good
>>28666594
Holy fuck yes
This one is so based
>>28664434
>Women can't survive without daily attention feeding
>You clearly have no idea how hard it is to live like that
You're in complete denial of the fact guys are craving the exact same amount of attention you do
We just got so starved of any kind of attention we're practically dead inside
You have it it but won't accept it because it's encouraged for girls to harbor a victim complex
Please just stop being blind to other people's suffering
if you don't want to help, at least don't be a nuisance
>>28666594
why you change your name, vyro-kun?
>>28664006
and so i roll, not because i want to but because the robot scares me
>>28666911
I used to do it a lot.
I dunno, I change it to suit my mood.
>>28664006
pls be sometin gud
>>28664006
why the fuck not, rolling
>>28664006
Rolling to get super original powers
>>28667001
Since my oneitis looks like you now, do you think he has your attitude on women now?
>>28667477
I don't have an attitude on women.
I have an attitude on slutty people.
Learn the difference
>>28667017
>fleshweaver
wow, I actually got my personal favorite on the first try
>tfw will never have supernatural power that lets you turn chad and stacy into monstrous abomination and making it clear they'll never find a way to get back to normal unless they do exactly as you say
>>28667524
Don't you think all women are sluts? How would you feel if a girl obsessed over you pham?
>uggo all throughout my teen years
>boys ask me out as a joke or say I'm attractive as a joke
>the nicer ones treat me like I'm not even a girl
>lose all feeling towards guys, immediately believe they're mocking me whenever one talks to me
so now I'm pretty attractive, but I can't even enjoy it because my adolescence was so fucked up and I am pretty sure I've somehow turned myself asexual because men kind of repulse me now
I don't really mind it desu, but there is a small part of me that worries because I am positive I will spend my entire life alone regardless of whether or not I want to be because I can't connect with other people and I haven't ever connected with even one person in my entire life
>>28667643
I don't think they're all sluts. It's complicated.
I've met internet girls who are absolutely awesome but every girl I meet irl is basically r9k's ultimate nightmare Stacy.
I'd probably like it a lot as long as they weren't a whore
>>28667811
>Normies saying things as jokes or dares
IKTF
Reason for trust issues.
Another thing Stacies liked to do:
>lel, want to show us your dick, anon? Is it big?
They knew I would be utterly embarrassed by such personal questions. Why couldn't they just leave me the fuck alone instead of being bullies?
>>28667811
>>the nicer ones treat me like I'm not even a girl
what the hell does this even mean?
>>28667524
*unsheathes katana*
Vyro, it'd be your best bet if you just let the lady be.
*swishes katana and resheathes*
>>28664006
i'm in this for the chips
>>28667961
Go visit these awesome internet girls then
>>28667966
I'm sorry to hear that anon :/ they're the ones who should be embarrassed
>>28667996
It means that they would just treat me like one of their guy friends. I'd hear about their crushes etc. and was never seen as a potential romantic interest (not even a potential lay). the funny thing is that I don't present myself as "one of the guys" at all, I don't have very masculine hobbies/interests
>>28667811
>has paranoid tendencies
>would rather blame an entire gender than admit it and seek help
In all honesty, I can't really blame you, I'm pretty much the same but at least I'm not in denial about it
>>28668190
I'm not blaming all men, I know it's a problem that I myself have. I'm not really interested in "fixing" it because it's not really detracting from my quality of life (actually it is really good for productivity, guys are very distracting)
>>28664006
lets go oregano
>>28668183
>I'd hear about their crushes etc. and was never seen as a potential romantic interest (not even a potential lay).
did you ever make a move?
seriously women have everything but never di nothing.
>>28668183
don't you want equality? that's what you got you whore
you women are never satisfied
>>28667966
> tfw I have a fetish for flustered shy bois so I'd probably say something to make them uncomfortable
> get wet when guys turn red in the face
wew lad
>>28668238
You think guys are distracting?
Try being having a lesbian relationship
Most girls are so insecure, they constantly need comforting and attention
>>28668278
Yup, a few times. always got the "but you're like a sister"
>>28668282
there is equality in the workplace, in the classroom, etc. but men and women are different.
>>28668316
lol that would be even worse, I'd imagine
>>28668299
Is that you opal?
I don't know anyone else with that fetish.
>>28668299
Hmm. Where do you live? I get red easily.
>>28668160
F R I E N D Z O N E D
every time
>>28668359
By a move you mean the " oh i hope he asks me because today I wear this random minimal object that i only know of" or you mean directly asking out?
>>28668359
so you support strict social gender roles then?
>>28663851
i tend to imagine a future for everyone i meet too. Can't help it because my brain just likes to think, i'll pretty much have how marriage life situation and kids all fleshed out by the time you've said hi to me whatever. Friends call me romantic but desu it might be ADHD lol. Penis here btw.
>>28668359
>there is equality in the workplace, in the classroom
>equality in the classroom
7 out of 10 boys being on Ritalin(which is basically meth) because boy behavior is ADHD meme isn't inequality?
top kek
beside that, your post made me realize we might not be that different after all
>>28664006
I'm down for this
>>28668395
lol no, I don't think I asked anyone out but I did tell a few guys I was into them
>>28668400
I don't, but girls and boys are socialized differently when they're young and this leads to differences in men and women. so it's gender roles enforcing gender roles etc. (very recursive)
I guess I was socialized as a sexless being which is why everyone treats me like one
>>28668493
this is actually a problem, I apologize for having forgotten. I was thinking more along the lines of women's rights, and upon a cursory glance one will see that there is equality in that women can attend university and pursue the field of their choice, get PhDs, have successful professional careers, and so on. but you're right, this overlooks problems like discrimination against males all throughout their academic careers
>>28668538
>this overlooks problems like discrimination against males all throughout their academic careers
not to mention things like infant male circumcision.
>>28668538
what does telling a guy you are into then means?
paint and example for me, please.
I want to murder every single cowtit whore who complains about her big boobs.
>muh back
>muh lustful stares
>muh unwanted attention
It's so hard being the ideal of beauty. Ugly girls have no right to complain. We pretty girls get men staring at us or telling us we're pretty it's so hard :(
Big boob whining pisses me off. You try to play it off as "so what if men aren't attracted to you? Muh back!" but we all know you would do nothing but bitch if big boobs were considered ugly so fuck off. You don't know what it's like to know that 90% of men out there aren't going to be interested in you unless you get painful implants on your favorite erogenous zone, so you can just jump off a fucking cliff and die with your bitching I hate you all.
>>28668560
there is a whole wealth of issues that lie outside of academic and professional difficulties faced by men. so yes, that is a huge problem but it wasn't what I was talking about
>>28668578
well the last guy I think his name was nick, convo went something like this:
>hey Nick, I just wanted to get this off my chest, I think you're really cool and I've actually had a crush on you for a while
>(Nick proceeds to laugh and ruffles my hair a bit)
>[name] you're like my sister! awwwww
>hey, is your friend Clare single?
>>28668628
I think small breasts look better actually (don't have big breasts so this isn't me complaining). it's easier to dress fashionably
>>28668628
I prefer DFC, post dfc.
>>28668628
Flat chests are better imo. Average boobs are fine, but I dislike big breasts. Also, they are going to sag as the women get older. I mostly only care about the face. A well shaped ass would be seen as a positive as well, though.
![tumblr_mv02pxVZ4n1r3s1swo9_500[2].gif](https://i.imgur.com/QZO5EFH.gif "tumblr mv02pxVZ4n1r3s1swo9 500[2]")
where do you autistic roasties hang out?
i just broke up with an autistic roastie but you freaks are fun in bed and can talk about anime so i want anotha 1
>>28668538
>I guess I was socialized as a sexless being which is why everyone treats me like one
Wow, at first I was a bit triggered at some of the things you were saying but suddenly I have this urge that makes me want to learn more about you.
Is this love or just respect?
I wouldn't know, I haven't felt either of those in forever
>>28668666
nice get, should have asked him out, or kissing, and things.
he probably thought you were making fun of him or playing a prank if you were that close.
>>28668666
omg I got the devil's number
but anyway, there was that and also the fact that I could never tell if a guy was talking to me because he enjoyed doing so or because he wanted the answers to the homework since I usually had the top marks in the class and wasn't super arrogant about it
>>28668709
I hope it's neither since we've only had this tiny interaction, but if you want to ask questions then go ahead
>>28668711
maybe that's true. oh well, he ended up being one of those annoying types who go on hikes and post about them on social media all the time
no great loss
(clare rejected him)
>>28668538
>>28668709
>>28668730
I was hardly in love with this Intersexual person that played her way into being a girl so that anybody could know, early raised as a boy.
I think you speaking shit.
>>28668756
sorry, I have no idea what you're trying to say here
>>28668628
I'm a guy and even I think big breasts are nothing but trouble
>if it doesn't fit in your hand, it's a waste of space"
This saying goes both way
>>28668799
the fact that I actually knew a sexless person being raised a sexless being.
>>28668666
Seriously, just fuck off.
>pedophiles stare
>can't wear a lot of sexy stuff for which you need cleavage
>most small size bras are geared towards young teens and look childish
>still can't go without a bra, unless you use pasties (nipples can still poke through fabric)
>society looks down upon small chests
>small chests are seen as unfeminine and supposedly make you less of a woman according to society
>most people find boob size pretty important and prefer big sizes
>in general, flat chests are seen as a joke
The fact that more people go through expensive, invasive surgery, to increase boobsize, rather than to decrease boobsize, tells something.
>>28668372
My name isn't opal senpai, srry
>>28668691
wow, that one sure is a smoot and sophisticated gentleman
>>28668730
why are you even here?
you could clearly pick any guy from here and be happpy, or lurk into you daily life for a potencial chad if you kiss him.
I don't get why you people look in here.
you can be out easily.
Is it the easy yous from people like me?
is it an ego stroke or what?
>>28668835
>>28668628
I know a girl who legitimately wants to be flat- not because it hurts her back (her tits aren't huge or anything) but because she imagines men actually prefer that because they're "perkier".
Feels bad, man
>>28668868
>is it an ego stroke or what?
Yes. It's why every fem"bot" who posts here either mentions their boyfriend as a subtle brag or whines that they don't have a boyfriend and then proceeds to ignore all the offers to chat.
>>28668909
You want to go back to the ideal BF thread and answer my question as to whether you're prison gay or gay-gay?
>>28668931
What I want is for you to go rot in a ditch roastie slut.
>>28668943
I'm a male and I was actually really wondering.
Unless you're not the " fem""""""bot""""" " guy and are instead just the " fem"bot" " guy. If that's a different guy or something.
>>28668835
>nipples can still poke through fabric
Yummy.
Also, not sure how reliable they are, but some studies have found that rich men statistically prefer women with smaller breasts.
I, personally, find big breasts tacky. You shouldn't be self-conscious about it.
Also, tits or gtfo
>>28668830
oh I see what you mean now. I don't mean that I literally have problems with my gender identity, I very clearly know I am a female, but I was suggesting that perhaps during my formative years I wasn't given the classic "little-girl" treatment and that's why I don't have a particularly feminine personality
>>28668835
you shouldn't let society dictate what you want to look like. lots of top-tier models are almost entirely flat-chested. of course it doesn't really look that good unless you are slender too
>>28668868
>why are you even here
well I first started coming here when I was ~15 and going through the aforementioned teenage boy angst and felt like I could almost relate to what some of the people on the board were discussing
and beyond that I suppose I just grew fond of the board and the board's culture (which sounds confusing I know)
I think I left for a while and the day I decided to visit again on a whim there was this thread full of those pictures with princess points (I think you know what I'm talking about) and the level of detail was so great and that's exactly my sense of humor so I stayed
I like talking to you guys here. I don't get treated super respectfully all the time, but that's understandable since this is a male space (with its culture rising out of men being ignored or scorned by women)
but I have found that as long as I speak to you guys civilly and with respect, I nearly always get civility and respect in return
>why don't you find a bf
I don't want one. from my first post:
>lose all feeling towards guys, immediately believe they're mocking me whenever one talks to me
>I am pretty sure I've somehow turned myself asexual because men kind of repulse me now
I can hold a conversation and people enjoy being around me, but I don't form connections with other people (never have)
>>28668730
>>28668756
>I hope it's neither
I've officially reached the point where people turn me down even if what I'm offering is something as innocent as respect
I didn't think I could fall any lower into that sad pit of loneliness but I actually managed to do it anyway
>>28668976
I'm getting real fucking tired of underage cuntwads coming here
>>28669001
lol not turning you down, I just don't think anyone should toss around their feelings like that. but I guess I can't tell you what to do
so thanks I suppose?
>>28669006
yeah I made some pretty shitty posts back then
>>28664006
Rock my world you beautiful bitch.
>>28668976
>lose all feeling towards guys, immediately believe they're mocking me whenever one talks
I can hold a conversation and people enjoy being around me, but I don't form connections with other people (never have).
This confirms the thing were, we are not considered men in the eyes of the 2 or 3 female lurkers for orbiters.
You can talk to us because in you head you are not talkin to men, the men you like and the ones that when talk to you you feel they are mocking you, yeah we called them chads, none of the are here tho.
it hurts and I don't even know why anymore, I think I put this place in the pedestal of my safe place and is not.
>>28669135
I think you misunderstood me? I can talk to men. I mentioned that I can talk to people perfectly fine. maybe I should have said "when one shows interest", that's when I believe they're mocking me
>>28663706
> be me
> separate text and meme arrows with a space like an edgy asshole
Pic related.
>>28664006
Thanks, free bumps in my favorite kind of thread are always a great thing.
>>28668868
>you could clearly pick any guy from here and be happpy
>actually thinking this
Ah, yes, angry 18 year old out of shape autistic virgin manchildren are definitely a recipe for happiness.
>ITT: people who browses reddit
>>28669191
You and me both, my dude. How much total karma do you have?
>>28669184
>>28669184
>recipe for happiness.
She sounds like she's just as bad you cuckbunny
>>28669161
this confuses me even more then, nor only do I think you wouldn't even look or talk to a person like me irl, but know I don't get anything.
Is it the humor you find amusing here?
there little humor.
what do you even fin interesting in the conversation that we can develop?
>>28669212
I decided to read her posts because you implied this, and considering she comes over as very calm and reasonable, yes, I'd say she's just as "bad" as me.
>>28669255
I'm not really particular about whom I speak to, unless you talk too much obviously in which case I will try to avoid you lol
well actually no, I don't mind people who talk a lot, but people who expect me to talk as much are irritating
there is lots of humor. it's a very dark sense of humor but it's here
>what do you find interesting
you I guess? people are interesting
>>28669191
Reddit is the boogeyman?. Grow up you sack of shit and stop derailing our fembot thread.
>>28663851
yeah i've done the same except this summer i might actually do something about it
>>28669303
>what do you find interesting you I guess? people are interesting
So this is a thing like a morbid show, like going to the zoo and looking to all this creatures and mocking them and all of that.
>>28669304
Fembot threads belong in the garbage. They deserve to get derailed.
>>28669304
>stop derailing my collective discussion consisting of whoers and tranny degens!
>>28669364
that's how I've always seen people so I guess you're right? I don't mock them, though. I think they're interesting
>>28663706
A semen sample should be needed to shitpost on this board.
>>28669405
So I guess i was wrong, you don't see us like men, you don't see us like human at all.
damn, I guess i can't blame you normies to think that way, I most of the time feel my self like a untermensch, i guess I'm not the only one around here.
enjoy the freak show i guess.
>>28669524
I don't see where you're getting these conclusions from. I see all people as interesting. you're a person, so I think you're interesting. it doesn't mean I see anyone as inhuman. it's actually BECAUSE of your humanity that I find you interesting. don't be so hard on yourself anon
>>28669579
>humanity
what type of humanity do you se here?
>see this thread
>200-something replies
>maybe there's some actual feels discussion
>that fucking roll post
>poor anon getting baited into /pol/-tier gender bullshit "debate"
im sad now
>>28669650
the human kind? I'm assuming this board is populated by humans lol
but I mean clearly everyone here has feelings that are closely related to their relationships and interactions with other people. and you all seem to empathize with one another a lot
that's what I'd consider human at least
>>28664006
Does the janitor do it without monetary compensation?
i'm really taking the bait, but on the off chance you're a women, fuck off and die.
you don't belong here and we don't want you.
cry on /cgl/ or somthing, but we're shit enough without you, and even worse with you.
you are not and will never be a robot, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
>>28669696
He does it for you. originatole.
>>28669694
the human kind? I'm assuming this board is populated by humans lol
no this board is populated by robots.
So you like that we empathize with each other because nobody else empathize with us?
why am I trying so hard to talk to you and understand you and why I don't get anything?
why do i like that?
do you think the feelings you experience are related to the feelings we tend to relate here?
I am starting to think that I am replying to you just to get your attention and I'm disguted of my self.
>>28669776
>no this board is populated by robots.
lol this is true
I like that human beings empathize with other human beings.
>do you think the feelings you experience are related to the feelings we tend to relate here?
no, I think I have a different set of personal issues now that don't have to do with the opposite sex
if you're uncomfortable replying to me, you can just stop
>>28669694
robots acting more humans than the normies?
You know what, I think we might be onto something, here
>>28668560
Very good image.
>>28669364
Come home, anon.
>>28664006
Rolling rolls in rolltown
>>28669367
Ignorant anon. Maybe if you weren't such a shitstain, me or any other femanon would want to talk to you
>>28669978
the lady that owns the department where I live put some clorox on the water containment I asked her, while I shower the water felt like burning and my house smell so heavy, I have been thinking that If i pull my self to drinking it, they could relate my death to accidental poisoning and not suicide.
I have been thinking so heavy in not letting this change go, but I don't think I have the balls to pull it off.
>>28669830
>if you're uncomfortable replying to me, you can just stop.
I'm uncomfortable with my self, I seem to enjoyed talking to you getting your yous and your attention, and taking convo out yo (more than i have should), makes me feel ashamed of my self to be honest, the way and that I really know I don't have to expect or deserve this kind of things,.
But you are right in the stopping
You are a great person in the little time we chat and I greatly hope you the best and to wish you achieve happiness.
>>28670109
don't feel bad. that's sweet of you to wish me well, I wish you the best too!
>>28663938
Putting op aside, i heard many times about girls going stalker mode like that, i dont see how it is a gender exclusive behaviour.
>>28664006
gimme healer plox
>>28670196
thank you,
Even If I don't feel bad, I think this thread has come to an end, and even if is not true, I don't think I can't keep forcing the conversation well enough to not get this intro a cringefest.
You made your points clear, you like people and you find the community around here interesting. you convinced me about your feelings and everything.
again I hope for you happiness and everythin good in life.
be happy.
>>28669839
Don't flatter yourself. You're subhuman. You are nowhere near human. You're just trying to find another excuse to justify your miserable, pathetic existence.
>>28670434
Don't act like you know me, m8
I know exactly what my problems are and I'm working on them but something about your post tells me this isn't your case
>>28670472
Indeed, I'm generalizing you as the average "robot", and as such are practically subhuman.
>>28670434
Piss off Doj go be a nigger somewhere else
>>28670495
I'm a white man, Anon.
>>28664006
gnillorio
>>28670434
Fuck off, you pedophile
>>28670491
But senpai, you're also a robot
And judging from your general tripfagging habits, you clearly feel so involved on that board you feel the need to build a whole trademark around your own shitposting
And then somehow I'm the subhuman
>>28670541
>I'm a white man, Anon.
like this?
>>28670541
Then it's even worst, at least niggers have an excuse
>>28670541
> implying whites don't have niggers
piss off slav
>>28664006
orollginal comment
>>28670610
are you as cute as the girl in the video?
>>28670610
>tfw below average pen0r
>>28670580
I'm not a "robot". The established definition of the word, in the case of a manchild, is anyone who is an autistic angry retard virgin.
I'm a robot in the sense that I'm emotionless, don't enjoy too much social contact, but am still perfectly capable of socializing and understanding emotion, unlike you autistic fuckwits. I'm also a virgin by choice, not by force.
>>28670620
No, like the race.
>>28670623
Excuse for what?
>>28670625
No I'm actually 87.5% Caucasian white and 12.5% Ashkenazi.
>>28670678
> Ashkenazi
> being Jewish even one time
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>28664006
rollcholfowl
>it's a "Half the thread becomes hidden because Doj starts posting" episode
When will you retarded cockbunnies stop replying to him?
>>28670678
>muh distant jewish relative
>muh not like u retards even tho I act like biggest potato around
>muh playing dumb
>muh special snowflake syndrome
Saddest part is, it sounds like this guy isn't even trolling
>>28670811
I have flitered all the namefags I can't stand the,
>>28670678
Fuck off, Doj. You're not welcome here, and you've never been.
>>28664006
Wewrewe laxiesl
>>28670832
>a jewish mother side grandmother is somehow distant
No, not really, especially considering in Judaism, you inherit your Kikeness from your mother's side.
>special snowflake syndrome
?
>>28670842
You can't make me leave.
>>28670842
Doj is a plague on everything and ruined /yg/. I don't know why you even bother responding to that thing. They hate /r9k/ but lurk here like a fucking retard every day seeking attention.
Just don't talk to it and maybe it will go away again, it feeds on negative attention.
>>28664006
rollerino (this is original)
>>28670870
>muh being jewish is a race and not a race at the same time
Just face it, Ashkenazim are nothing than awkward slavs who converted to a shit religion
All it means is that all is that the women of your family are openly displaying how much of a bunch of giant cunts they are and also that there's a bit of white nigger in your blood
>>28670889
/yg/ is in a better state than it's ever been before, at least compared to when it was on /r9k/. Face it, you're just mad now because you can no longer exploit that general for the purpose of entrapping girls with borderline, you shithead.
>>28670950
>Just face it, Ashkenazim are nothing than awkward slavs who converted to a shit religion
I dunno, I only care about my whiteness anyway.
>there's a bit of white nigger in your blood
Only in the sense that I am G-d's chosen. All my other genetics are white.
>Lynn will never come back
Shit sucks
>>28664006
Skwaaaaaaa
>>28664958
Bebe detected
Shouldn't you be soaking your dentures?
>>28670978
>tfw no borderline gf
>tfw you wish yg would just come back to r9k
whats /yg/
>>28671036
Yandere general
Original ofc
>>28671036
Yandere General, a place that was being abused as a predatory general for shitheads who knew how to take advantage of mentally ill fembots.
>>28671053
So just like you then?
Not a surprise, considering you managed to rope a mentally ill girl into your weird daddy bullshit
>>28668628
Lmao this chestlet rage
>>28670978
Amazing, it feels almost like he's trying to sound retarded on purpose
Jokes on you, merely pretending, amiright?
>>28671070
>get called daddy in the first place
>suddenly I enabled it
No. Furthermore, it was a normal relationship.
>>28671089
Whatever makes you feel better, cretin.
>>28671070
Vyro, do you have black friends?
>Stalk former friends and crushes online even if I have no interest in talking to them ever again
>Pretend to take a split second to recognize them when I run into them in public even though I know they have a tramp stamp and where they work and other personal details
Thrill of the hunt.
I used to do irl stalking but my parents made me go to a shrink.
>>28671107
Kek
Is this guy for real
I bet he's posting from psych ward
>>28670678
>12.5% Ashkenazi.
Fucking kike
>>28671107
I just have zero respect for creepy daddy shit. You could have stopped it.
>>28671111
Nice quads. Not really though, not because of racism or anything but just because I don't know any black people.
I used to know an indian guy though and he was a bro.
>>28664006
squish squash
>>28671111
I used to have a close black friend.
>>28671139
I haven't been to any psychiatric installments for 6 years or so. I stopped buying into the medical jew.
>>28671162
Why? It's a harmless fetish.
>>28671162
why'd you lock your tumblr vyro?
>>28671180
I asked vyro, not you, pedo faggot
>>28671162
I'll be your black friend
>>28671180
It's just really creepy to me dude I dunno.
Even shit like necro doesn't faze me as much as ddlg shit does it feels so disgusting, probably because I feel absolutely nothing sexually regarding family relationships so seeing someone sexualize that shit is so fucking weird.
>almost 23 and kv
>guys always distance themselves if it try to be friendly with them
>never been asked on a real date, only as a joke once
>somehow deluded myself into not thinking I'm ugly since I'm not overweight or deformed
>try that howhot .io site yesterday out of curiously since I never had the guts to get rated by people on any site
>almost every picture of me I think looks good is rated "ok" the second lowest rating
>everything sinks in and I have to admit to myself that I am not attractive at all
>I'll never know the feeling of being a catch for someone, or having someone proud to date me
>>28671239
Please be my 23yo kv fembot gf
>>28671212
I just didn't feel like using my tumblr anymore.
>>28671216
Oh ok.
>>28671221
I'm not into incest at all so that's not where the appeal is for me. I've only been exploring ddlg recently myself since Erica was the one to really get me into it.
I feel like it's more about the aspect of being a protective figure for the other but that's probably just my opinion.
>>28671216
ok cool
>>28671266
I get the appeal of being a protective figure but even then it's the term "daddy" that weirds me the fuck out.
>>28671221
>He's never had a girl call him daddy before
lmao. Buddy, you realize normal faggots who don't even have the fetish are doing this, right?
>>28671266
>I just didn't feel like using my tumblr anymore.
oh, i assumed it was because we were asking jody some personal questions...
come back? :3
>>28671266
McKill yourself pedophile.
>>28671239
>tried dating sites where your pictures get ranked
>doesn't sound like she hired professional photograph or fixed the pictures on Photoshop
that might explain your lack of success
>>28671293
that wasn't even me who responded idiot.
I just barely post and think it's dumb.
>>28671292
you realize that it's still degenerate garbage right
>>28664006
ro(l)(l)(l)an word
>>28671290
Yeah I have no idea why being called daddy is a turn on to me, but it is. I feel like it's just dirty talk similar to master, pet etc.
>>28671292
This too.
>>28671293
>jody
Who?
And no I don't want to use my tumblr anymore. It's a chore writing out my tumblr posts. They always end up being very long.
>>28671255
Trust me, if you asked me out in person I would no doubt give you a chance. But i don't do online relationships/ long distance.
Hope you find someone though, buddy.
>>28671334
Jody is my GF
>>28664006
ROLL MEY SHEED AB FIM
>>28671317
Hi, Vyro.
>>28671334
Hi, Doj.
>
>
i AN REAL TRIPFAGLORD NOW
>>28671239
Please be in Canada
I'll love you and only you for eternity
>>28671340
>Trust me, if you asked me out in person I would no doubt give you a chance.
Well where do you live?
>>28671317
>you realize that it's still degenerate garbage right
Nah. It's actually not even taboo, it's L I T E R A L L Y normal.
Get this through your head. Not degenerate. Normal.
>>28671350
Oh I see.
>>28671362
>secure trip
Based emo whore.
>>28671294
You and metric need to meet up so I can gouge your eyeballs out while you suck my dick
>>28671363
I'm in canada pls be my gf
>>28671384
I'm a guy responding to a girl
Stfu Chad
You have dozens of fembot orbiters.
Give me one
>>28671393
They're all mine.
>>28671350
epic meme bro, nice job using my leaked ass trip.
>>28671334
STILL, it means your partner at least is into incest which is weird af
>>28671362
I'll kill you fuckboy fight me irl I'll end you
>>28671384
>>28671399
STOP THE IMPERSONATION IT'S OBVIOUS
>>28671413
How about you stop impersonating me?
>>28671393
I'm actually up for grabs, but that's because I'm an attention whore. How's it going? I might forfeit my tripfaggy affections if you're qt enuff ;;;)))
>>28671300
I didn't get ranked by anyone one the dating site. You just upload a pic and AI gives you a rating.
It seems stupid to believe some artificial intelligence, but after looking at my photo and thinking about it, a part of me always knew I was not attractive. I have always gotten feedback to that effect, but having a computer tell me I'm not attractive made me realize that it wasn't a case of the people around me just not liking me.
>>28671413
>STILL, it means your partner at least is into incest which is weird af
Daddy has less to do with incest and more just an idea of dominance.
When a girl is calling a guy daddy, it's because she respects him and listens to him.
>>28671421
Please love me. I'll let you peg me.
>>28671421
Is that you in the picture?
Why are you using a trip?
>>28671413
>>28671419
>>28671399
You faggots must think you're so fucking clever?
>>28671421
>le multiple eyes meme face
>>28671367
Degeneracy does not mean taboo, though. Nowadays, society is pretty fucking degenerate.
>>28671413
My partner was not into incest either.
>>28671433
I think you're right.
>>28671439
I told her to use a trip.
>>28671429
Please please please please be my gf.
I'll drop everything and move to whichever state/country you live in
>>28671421
grosslose some weight you fat cunt
>>28671384
Yea I live in Canada lol
What city?
>>28671439
No it's me
>>28671441
Yeah you do
>>28671443
Stop impersonating me
>>28671448
please stop
>>28671413
ilu, real vyro
>>28671436
ily, real vyro 2
>>28671439
because I'm a real human
>>28671443
>says the meme
>>28671448
ily vyro vyro 3
>>28671436
Don't you fucking orbit my gf.
>>28671448
But is that her in the picture??
>>28671436
You're such a faggot
>>28671460
What do you mean stop? Stop impersonating me.
>>28671462
ily emo whore vyro
>>28671421
How big are your breastsyou fat ungrateful whore
>>28671459
Lethbridge.
>>28671462
I love you\
>>28671463
ENOUGH
>>28671448
>Degeneracy does not mean taboo, though. Nowadays, society is pretty fucking degenerate.
Society has always been degenerate if you have a good moral framework. As far as the general application of the word, I do not think girls calling their boyfriends daddy classifies as degenerate.
>>28671462
>covering half your face to hide your fat fucking double chinL O L
>>28671462
>tfw cucked
ALL WOMEN ARE THE SAME.
It's alright, I don't like fat chicks anyway.
>>28671462
>>28671463
What the fuck is going on?
Pls
>>28671462
Kitchener/Toronto
Depends on the time of the year
>>28671462
I'M NOT A MEME IM VYRO, MASTER OF EVIL
>>28671470
please stop
>>28671469
I'll be your faggot
>>28671482
stop impersonating me.
I love plus size goddesses
>>28671490
stop
>>28663706
Fuck off, vaginal Jew. You are everything wrong with the western world.
>>28671473
Aw that's too far, I'm from Toronto
>>28671462
holy fucking fatass pls leave
whale pls go
>>28671498
I am also from toronto
wanna fuck?
>>28671497
wow misogyny?
>>28671500
stp
>>28671470
fuck you, daddy vyro
>>28671473
no i luv u teehee
>>28671480
>being not a tripfag
L O L
>>28671482
I eat for you
>>28671484
hi
>>28671490
shut up, meme man
>>28671498
I'm from Toronto, show me your pic and I'll show you mine
>>28671494
Who /hightest/ here?
>tfw no qt weeb gf that dies her hair
>>28671510
>fuck yo
Please do
I love you
>>28671507
Kill yourself, you vaginal Jew enabler.
Alright, real vyro here I'm out fuck this thread
wait vyro is actually from toronto? I kinda wanna meet him for shits and giggles
>>28671469
Yes. She's a hottie init.
>>28671476
Fair enough point./
>>28671494
Shut the fuck up you're not the real Vyro.
>>28671510
Blow me <3
>tfw burn wounds hurt
>>28671510
I have a trip. I just don't shill myself like an annoying stinkubi cunt that's too ugly for facebook, so she comes to the asshole of the internet for attention.
You're an ugly fat landwhale and you should consider suicide.
>>28671510
Which part of Toronto?
Are you a virgin?
>>28671527
I'm the real vyro
>>28671528
Wanna fuck? Low prices
>>28671524
ugh misogyny \
WHO DA REAL VYRO THO????1
>>28671538
Don't you cuck me you faggot.
>>28671528
Vyro lives in Alberta
>>28671530
She's fat as fuck.
No thank you
>>28671530
>Blow me <3
I will
>>28671544
Me
Please love me
>>28671554
Jokes on you, Vyro is my friend and he already knows I pillowcase zoned him :)
>>28671544
>that penis nose
>that double chin
>blurring the picture because anything more than 50 pixels will reveal how ugly you areL O L
>>28671513
Nah, I don't want to share my pic on here. Sorry, but I don't trust 4chan thar much with that stuff...
>>28671563
I'm my friend too
>>28671563
I wish I had a Tomoko dakimakura.
>>28671567
Why does your penis look like that, m7
ew hehe, why are robots always talking about their deformed peepees?
>>28671573
Any way to contact you?
We could do fun summer stuff like go to wonderland or hike
>>28671591
>still posting pictures of your ugly mug
absolutely disgusting. get off my board stinkubi whore. go shill yourself on facebook like every other roastie cunt.
>>28671602
I don't know, do you want to put your contact info instead? To be honest I hardly have any social media except facebook
>>28671612
You can't make me do shit, you dip.
>>28671633
you literally look like a female eggman. i can almost smell your disgusting, repulsive, sweaty odor through my monitor. I actually feel nauseous thinking about encountering you irl.
>>28671661
That's really neat, frogman.
>>28671632
2nd torontofag here
I'm giving this one to my other toronto bud, go get em dude
>>28671632
I can give you my email .[email protected]
Remove the -
>"""""""""fembot"""""" thread
>tripfaggotry
>camwhoring
>just cancer all around
WOW IT'S LIKE I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS AT ALL
>>28671693
r9k is glorious
>>28671693
welcome to neo-/r9k/
>>28671661
I hung out her the other day and she smelled pretty good actually.
>>28671708
Your e-stalking only enables them more, you're partly to blame for this.
>>28671731
Did you suck your dick?
Be honest
>>28671686
Ok, thanks. I'll message you if I feel ready to go out and meet someone. But right now, I don't know, I am just wondering why anyone wants to meet a not so cute girl from 4chan... Lol
>>28671731
what is this
what is this thing I'm looking at
with my eyes
>>28671748
Yeah I sucked my dick. Felt great man. It's easy as FUCK since I got the surgery.
>>28671710
> tfw r9k will never be how it was before the shutdown
> we will never have threads without attention seeking rejects
> without frog shits
> without "tfw no gf"
> without autism
> without robot bullshit
> will never have actually original and interesting threads
> will never have threads where people discuss their life, good or bad
> will never have interesting topics that don't get flooded by "reee", "normies", "muh feels"
>>28671731
>samefagging
pathetic, if i'm being completely honest with you here right now.
>>28671754
We don't have to meet right away.
We can just talk about stuff and share stories.
That's how people make friends, right ?
I don't have any friends so I wouldn't really know.
I don't care how you look, as long as you're not mean.
>>28671780
it wasn't me though :(
>>28671756
Mara: that smelling comment
Mara: was literally made by someone irl
Not samefagging. She never lies to me.
>>28671791
>>28671780
https://gyazo.com/30ed60818df3122c45536346f99ef1a4
proof
>>28671746
I idolize Vyro.I never meant to be a shitposter, but I find it very enjoyable now
>>28671800
And just a few months ago, you were dehumanizing me for it.
Shameful display, Jacob.
>>28671782
Ok, it would be nice to have someone to talk to. Thanks.
>>28671799
i too can use photoshop
>>28671800
If I get a trip, will I also get a gf? Or atleast someone to provide physical contact from time to timei'm okay with cute traps
>>28664006
Oreganomino roll
>>28671778
Old r9k archives was glorious. The threads had to be petitioned to be archived. It was so easy to find quality threads to read.
>>28671809
What is the rationale for Jacob?
>>28671841
You need a cool gimmick. A cute face helps too.
>>28671864
It's a name that suits you. Feel free to counter with your actual name, but until then I'll call you Jacob.
And everyone who hasn't seen this post will believe it.
>>28671507
>wow misogyny?
And?
>>28664006
rollllling desu
>>28671818
I look forward to hearing from you.
Good night, femanon .
>>28664006
I love CYOA. Rolling and diving into imagination.
>>28671818
And don't forget to remove the "-" from that email address
>>28664006
I'll just take a moment here and...
...roll.
>>28664006
im just going to roll
>>28671888
>>28671902
I sent u a message. Anyways, good"night" lol
>>28671841
yeah, just join a skype group, act like a retarded 9th grader, engage in pointless normalfag gossip, do everything and anything - no matter how debased - to establish a presence on /r9k/ and you'll have your gf in no time.
Women have the mind of 12 year old boys.
They are very incapable of empathy, and experience no real difficulties except "hmm should i choose between a nice boring rich guy, or an uneducated abusive boyfriend that makes my lady bits tingle?"
I have given so much to women before i realize they are hopelessly one-dimensional.
The dream of having a woman that loves you like you love her is forever unattainable because as soon as a man gets attached to a woman he becomes uninteresting, while us men can appreciate and reward attachment.
When you are at your lowest, women won't care about you.
I have seen thousands of men who would be great and devout.
When you have your shit together, suddenly they are all into you, even though you are the same person.
It makes you despise them at first, and then accept you shouldn't be upset at women for being shallow because it is in their nature. You can't be upset at a dog for following his nature.
Women are the number one cause why there are so many terrible men out there today.
Women are the ones who decide what kind of people will be there tomorrow.
They strictly select for men who are cavemen-like, aggressive and psychopathic.
Young women in their 20's enjoy being treated like shit because they are not yet fully mature and do not get their full senses until later, if ever.
Those are genetic traits that get passed on to their children, and in turn they are raised to be the same.
Women and Chad form a covenant that has lasted millions of years.
They are the reason why our lifespan is so short, why it's only 60 or so years.
Every genetic feature has an energy cost. The only thing women care when they are having a baby is how much of a stallion Chad is when he's 30 years old, at his prime. This means that over time, genetic features unrelated to this are pruned out. The gene of long life? Totally useless. The gene of emotional empathy? Useless.
>>28671977
Lol nobody is gonna read that autistic rant, faggot
>>28671977
Women of this century should only reproduce with men who have a long life-span. It's largely genetically inheritable, so look for partners who have very old grandparents.
Also we should push for more people to freeze their sperms and if they make it over 90 years old, their sperm can be thawed and inseminated in a woman.
Be responsible and do the right thing.
Damn women, stop mis-using your uteruses and stop being just a bag of hormones.
>>28671708
testing testing
one two three
>>28664006
Roll me up nigga
>>28663851
I know that feel, anon. It happens to me on dating sites, too. If I find a guy I like I'll start stalking him online and dream up crazy scenarios of getting him to contact me.
>A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.
>>28664638
>see that the guy I like posts stupid shit
>does desperate /r9k/ style begging for gfs, obviously this achieves nothing
>lol cute anime grills
I still like him. Too bad he'll never know that there's this human out there who is aware of his "worst" or "dorkiest" qualities and still thinks he's amazing.
>>28665107
>I have considered doing that
You need to tell her outright. When people are in love they will always make excuses and refuse to give up hope.
If you tell her and she refuses to relent, then you have a legal case on your hands.
>>28671120
> Pretend to take a split second to recognize them
I do this to people who romantically rejected me to spite them.
> my parents made me go to a shrink.
Go on....
>>28671239
> almost every picture of me I think looks good is rated "ok" the second lowest rating
YUP.
>I'll never know the feeling of being a catch for someone, or having someone proud to date me
In Sense and Sensibility there's a scene where Marianne Dashwood says that a woman over 25 or something will never inspire overwhelming love and infatuation. I'm 25 now, but it wasn't so much the age that bothered me as much as the idea of not being beautiful enough to inspire the sort of love I feel for others.
REPTILIAN bill gates confirms hollow earth theory and NWO plan to depopulate the earth WHAT!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29rw6qCcIwwhuh?
>>28671977
At least use meme arrows to make your post more readable.
>>28672008
>might be relevant enough for this person to pretend to be me
My existence might be validated.
>>28672012
>I'll never know the feeling of being a catch for someone, or having someone proud to date me
Work on your other qualities. Someone will appreciate you for you.beeyourself
>>28668970
>Also, tits or gtfo
so gtfo then amirite
>>28672072
> Work on your other qualities
I do have other qualities, but people don't care about that.
I nearly cried the other day because a guy I've been friends with since forever said I was the "coolest chick" and that all his other male friends agreed, but I knew for a fact that none of them were romantically interested in me.
I think a huge part of it is that I'm not a "romantic" character. I don't have time to do cute makeup or whatever, I don't have a certain visual style (and I read somewhere that men tend to be more infatuated with women with divisive appearances- and as Eggman points out, once you're reading OkCupid stats you're doomed), my hobbies are "dorky".
Basically me in collared shirts knitting socks will never inspire love the way some Zooey Deschanel wanna-be playing ukelele covers of rap songs or some shit does. Comparatively, polite guy in glasses rarely inspires love the way a "bad boy" does.
>>28672072
How big is your Vyro collection?
I think I'm going to post with your trip for a while
>>28672245
>pretends he's lonely
>has friends to go watch movies with
vyro is the biggest crypto-normie on this site.
>>28672214
People like dorky.
Post some stuff that you knit. Some femanon knitted this quilt. I haven't seen her post in a while. She had cool collecting hobbies.
>>28672245
~60 vyro related stuff
They should pass a legislation to torture all tripfags.
>>28663706
>fem
>bot
L I T E R A L L Y do not exist
fuck off
>>28672245
What's his tripcode? I despise yourbiggestcastratedcuckold with a passion
I want to shitpost with his trip and get it banned
>>28672385
>I despise yourbiggestcastratedcuckold with a passion
What did I do to inspire this kind of reaction, onlypersonthatcallsmeout?
>>28672438
I assume he's a generic trip hater, because in reality you're a cute, cuddly, pettable individual, objectively so. There's no reason to hate you.
>>28672498
He has been doing it for months and has petnames for me. He might bemybiggestfan
>>28672569
Jacob, you poor thing.
>>28663706
>>28663851
You have peaked my interest
Where did you meet this guy? How old are you? and have you ever been in a real relationship?
>>28664006
max is a bitch motherfucker
>>28664006
now for me
>>28673147
>>28673158
>thread was almost dead
>rebump it to the first page
Good job fucktards.
>>28669064
>made some shitty posts back then
>back then
not very self aware are you?
>>28672315
siq dump em all ive only got like 20 we can make a secret trade
>>28672385
I'm keeping this secret for myself pal
Unless you can prove yourself to be worthy...
>>28664006
give me the POWER sage
>>28664006
whata the fucka no dubs
>>28672438
i just don't like what you post, what you say, your typing style, your pictures, what you do, etc
I just don't like you
>>28672498
Kill yourself, manchild pedokike
>>28673401
I'll just crack it myself then
>>28664006
I just pooped my pNts
>>28670077
>if you weren't such a shitstain, me or any other femanon would want to talk to you
lol no you would still not want to talk to me. see pic related.
>>28664006
Rolling for repeating digits.
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