CYOA thread?
Make choices
Gaming PC + two mystery boxes + Madison & Jackie
>>28647910
Kindle
Musical instruments
Ipod
Trump
Tyrone
Spend all day reading, playing, writing, and listening to music. Hang out with bros.
music stash
board game stash
drugs and alcohol
donald trump
jeb
make a concept album about jeb and donald trump's relationship ultimately ends in trump spending all of his personal wealth to cure jeb and give him a chance at life then we smoke weed and play yu-gi-oh the rest of the year
>>28647910
Instruments+Drugs+TV
Molly+Asuka(because literally everyone else is terrible)
the only hard choice is instruments over music, but at least with instruments i can attempt to improve during my time
>>28647910
will tyrone feel bad if jackie fucks me and he has to third wheel for a year?
i choose kindle, smart TV, and stash of musical instruments
I choose jackie and tyrone, unless he would feel bad, then i would choose asuka
>>28647964
Your mystery boxes contain:
A box of a dozen donuts
A neat hat
>>28648054
Tyrone has no reason to mind that. He might enjoy hitting on her as a way of competing with you. Nothing serious, though.
Jackie and Tyrone
Smart T.V
Gaming PC
Mystery Box
>>28648326
Your mystery box contains:
Three foam swords
>>28647910
MAKE THE HOUSE GREAT AGAIN
Trump and Tyrone. Sports stuff, mystery box, gaming pc
>>28648454
Your mystery box contains:
Lots of MAGA hats in various colors
- gaming pc
- iPhone
- mystery box
- jackie
- asuka
>>28648508
Your mystery box contains:
Key to exit the house
>>28647910
>Entertainment
Gaming PC
Music Instruments
Phone
>Roommates
Donald Trump
Molly
Convince me otherwise
>>28648557
Molly is boring and Trump will probably cuck you.
>>28648557
You really think Trump's going to cook? Or that there won't be drama when Molly won't cook him a Trump Steak?
>>28648557
>Molly is boring
Who actually gives a fuck ? She cooks m8
>Trump will probably cuck you
DGAF about that either, I wasn't out to fuck Molly in the first place
>>28648579
I like to cook too, so Trump won't have to
>>28648603
You're underestimating how long a year is and how important it would be to avoid boredom.
>>28647910
smart tv
instruments
drugs and alcohol
jackie and molly
Gaming pc
Musical instruments
Weight set
Jeb
Madison
>>28648652
Did you purposely choose the most retarded combo possible?
sports stuff allegedly comes with a big yard. Is it just an open lawn or could I get a woodsy backyard? I would very much like a tiny nature retreat.
if so: pc + drugs + sports stuff
if not: pc + drugs + smart tv
roommates: zoe + larry
mystery box seems tempting, but seems like a rip-off so far.
>>28648647
No, you're underestimating me. I've basically been living as a NEET for the last two years. No girlfriend (my hands are just fine), no friends to meet up with. I have neither instruments nor gaming PC. This would basically be a pretty sweet deal for me
>>28648677
as long as i only fuck jackie and only use the alcohol, not the other drugs (so she doesnt abuse me), it'll work out fine
>drugs and alcohol
>junk food
>gaminc pc
>larry
>ahmed
>>28648732
The "emotionally volatile" girl will get extremely jealous anyway. What did you even choose her for if you're not going to fuck her? Now you're just going to have a moody jealous bitch sulking around.
>>28647910
Kindle, TV, instruments. Can I pick Chad twice? I want him to spend the year DPing me. If not, Chad and Molly, because she isn't a threat and will cook cute vegetarian meals.
drugs, kindle, and ipod with zoe and molly
just get high all day and listen to music while molly cools dank vegetarian meals and then maybe I can convince Zoe that pegging is just as wrong as PIV sex and we should perform oral on each other
>>28648820
>she isn't a threat
>Molly is "Likely to give up on her principles if you choose Chad'
>Chad will "probably fuck any woman you room with"
smart tv because i love TV.
sports stuff so i can shoot hoops
drugs and alcohol because who doesnt wanna have fun every now and then
Molly so she can cook healthy shit for me and maybe give a bj or 2 after i get her to give up my principles
Ethan because i also love reality tv and maybe he can give me a handy
>>28648820
I fucked up. I pick Chad and Trump-san instead. Or, 2 Chads. :3c
>>28647910
>Gaming PC
>Weight Set
>iPod Classic
>Jackie
>Asuka
Getting buffed and strong, playing games that i like and listening music - best life ever. + dominant sex machine Jackie to add some spice and cute Asuka, that will not made Jackie mad and will... well, exist.
PC and tv for obvious reasons
Stash of games for playing with my gf
But I cannot decide between Molly and Jackie, Molly might be the Person to hang out with, but also i can't abandon meat
No second Person, not comfy otherwise
>>28648796
doesnt say she will get jealous, cant fuck her or jackie will say i raped her, i chose molly cuz she's not as bad as the others and will cook
>>28647910
>Gaming PC
>Phone
>Kindle
a year of playing video games and reading books and still in contact with the outside world via phone, sounds almost like my life now
>Molly
a quiet girl who can cook, thats fine. healthy food will help let me stay healthy
>Larry
a quiet nerd whom I can play multiplayer with on occasion and probably talk about books
good times ahead
>Smart Tv
Would be perfect chance to catch up on latest shows and movies.
>Sports stuff
Always loved to play basketball. Great thing to stay in shape
>Mystery box
I like to risk
>Molly
I can cook meat for myself, but I can enjoy vegetarian meals too. Would help to lose weight even.
>Ethan
It's better to have this than hear Chad or Tyrone bang Molly.
>>28647910
TV + Kindle + Instruments
Molly and Asuka
>vidya
>drugs
>ipod
Music, drugs, and vidya...Not much of a change from my current lifestyle (although I will probably sorely miss reading after the year is up).
>Madison
>Ahmed
Madison is the best piece of pussy given so.
And Ahmed seems chill.
>>28648979
>you cannot inherit a good physique
What are muscle belly insertions, muscle shape, myostatin, basal testosterone levels, basal growth hormone levels, supple joints etc
>no money can buy it
What are steroids, what are supplements, what is a good book on lifting weights, what is a good personal trainer that teaches you proper form so you don't fucking blown yourself out in 6 months, what is healthy and plentiful food (Jesus CHRIST it is expensive to get big)
>>28647910
>locked at home for a year
>a year
>challenge
Where do you think you are?
>>28647910
>only a year
>no cash at the end
>two roommates
>nothing at stake
>no hard choices
these used actually be hard, 10 years isolation, more choices that meant more and were difficult, cash at the end, fuck you OP this is weak
>gaming PC
>instruments
>sports stuff
>Zoe
>asuka
>>28647910
>Kindle
>Music
>Sports Stuff
>Trump
>Chad
>read constantly to improve my mind and gain knowledge
>work out and play sports with Chad in the yard every day
>enjoy music with my fellow men as we eat delicious healthy meals
>have the Donald teach me the art of the deal, discuss how much winning is too much, make the house, then america, then the world great again
>emerge after a year a politically and business savvy adonis, start the winning
>>28647910
Gaming PC that I will use in order to code.
Music instruments to learn and start a band with the roomates.
Weight set to get big.
Molly and Madison. Madison won't get mad as Molly won't be all over my dick. That's perfection.
>>28647910
>Sports stuff
Does that include guns? Target shooting is sports, right?
>Guns
>Computer
>Either weightlifting shit or perhaps TV for roommates to enjoy
Set for the year. Don't really care about who the roommates are, probably Chad and Ethan to keep things sane.
>people in this thread would lock themselves up with all these mental baggage chicks for a year.
Sounds painful, honestly.
PC, Drugs, and TV.
Zoe and Molly
>tfw no internet
how can I shitpost?
>>28647910
>locked in a house for a year
> normalfags think this is a challenge
I've been locked in my house for 3 years.
Game PC, kindle, smart tv
iPhone, weights junk food
Muster box box X 2 and iPod
Madison and trump
Please be the donuts please be the donuts
Weight set
Kindle
iPod
Molly and Ethan
Mystery box (x3)
Molly
Tyrone
Spend every waking hour watching irl cuck porn
>>28647910
PC + Phone + Junk food
Ethan and Jackie
>>28651268
>9 items
>that's SIX over the limit
Top kek
Anyone who picks the junk food is pathetic
>>28647910
Instruments
kindle
Ipod
Jeb
Jackie
As soon as Jeb dies I'm going to spend the whole day playing depressing songs on the guitar like the pathetic loser I am and getting bullied like I deserve to.
>>28647910
ipod, drugs and music instruments
trump and jackie
i always wanted to start a band.
>>28651385
Oops i will choose smart phone and the weights and the mustery box.
Please be the donuts.
>>28651476
Oh no I fucked up again. I will bang Madison and win with Trumper
>>28647910
Gaming Pc
Sports equipment
Mystery Box
Tyrone
Asuka
Donald Trump
It's the perfect combo.
Donald will make anime real, Tyrone will be best guy, the house will be great.
>>28651577
Remove Asuka, forgot only allowed 2
>>28651577
Wait no. No no you can't cheating. CHEATING. you choices 3 room maters. No because everyone is picking 2 and 3 items. I got too many then I forgot to add my roommates but.
It's okay now but 3 roommates I don't know.
>>28651601
Oh no I was typing my response before u removed Askia and now I look like the faulty one.
>>28651636
Wait let's say we get to choose 9 things and 3 roommates. It's okay now.
>>28651636
We can both be the faulty one if you want.
>>28647910
3x mystery box
Asoka and Donald Trump for room-mates, as he will make the anime girl real
New CYOA Incoming
>>28651699
Ok. Faulty boys today stop judging me I ask that I am another robot heheh.
Ok so I to not pressing matters what shall we say would you choices?
Either sleep every other day but sleep for 16 hours. Or. Sleep every day for 8 hours.
The choosing is yours.
>>28651762
No but I just did one. Now I am dealer in the digging of my fault ness.
I take the coke and Pepsi. Ok
>>28651762
Root beer, feels totally overpowered
>>28651762
If you pick anything other than famine you're a normalfag
>>28651762
Cherry soda and then go play Blackjack
CHOOSE
Orango
>>28647910
Music instrument and weight set
A year of free housing and food means I can just focus on me
I'd room with Chad to play instruments and work out with me, and molly so chad doesn't get stressed out with not having sex for a year.
>>28651762
If Rootbeer cause you to age during time slowdowns? If not, then Rootbeer; if so, Ginger Ail.
Cola is also tempting, I would love to not have to sleep so much.
>>28652097
Mage, 100%.
>>28647910
Gaming PC
Ipod Classic
Drugs and Alcohol
Ethan and Asuka
>>28652097
Rabbit tbqhf
Choose a dere! Mystery boxes coming in next post.
And here are the mysteries!
>>28653833
>kamidere is the narrator
>cannot choose kamidere
Instruments + Drugs + Kindle
Zoe + Molly
>>28647910
PC + TV + Weight Set (might as well get fit if I have nothing else to do)
For roommates I choose the cancer kid and asuka even though misato is better. Cancer kid will motivate me to get fit.
>>28651762
Root beer so that I can eventually become DIO.
Alternatively ramune and become cute girl.
>>28652097
fox GF of course.
>>28653833
kuudere
Get a gf here everyone!
>>28647910
Sports stuff
Kindle
Gaming PC
Roomies:
Zoe (she ain't pegging me tho)
Chad
Gaming
Weights
Smart TV
Everything I need right there.
Trump and Jackie. Let them fuck each other and leave me alone, plus Trump seems pretty chill and a good contact to have when the years over. Might give me a decent job at one of his companies.
>>28654290
Shizune is best gf, such a qt
>>28654290
Kenji is really the only option here
Here, have another good one.
>>28655188
rollin mon frere
>>28647910
Kindle, music instruments, and sports stuff (for the backyard)
I will choose Jeb and Molly.
Pretty good setting to educate myself while having a gf.
>>28655188
rollinerionornofefzoepdk^ze
Gaming PC + Drugs and alcohol + Junk food
Molly + Asuka
It really is a great bother that all of my best and most fitting CYOAs are too big for this board. I have to compress the shit out of them, then they become ugly.
>>28647910
Kindle for learning and entertaining
Piano because I like it
Ipod for obvious reason
Asuka because the rest are shit 3DPD
Jeb because he'll die and I'll be able to do my shits alone
>>28656235
Jesus fuck, how did the compression do that? I'm never using that site again.
>>28656235
>>28656444
Some compression methods rely on subtly removing colors from the pic, starting with the least used ones. Since high resolution pics usually include thousands of hues, this reduces quality but doesn't normally destroy the picture. Case here seems to be the method removed the hue all of the text was in. This isn't supposed to happen, but I can't think of another possibility.
anyone got a boyfriend one?
;_;
Gayms, Phone, Sports stuff
Madison and Tyrone
Here's the plan, bros:
>Madison will only fug me if I'm fit, so motivation to exercise
>Tyrone rages without mystery box. His hate fuels his competitive spirit, making him play sports with me aggressively
>Literally a year of gaymen and pussy
>Walk out /fit/
done
>>28647910
Music Instruments
Mystery box
Kindle
Tyrone
Jeb
Easy choices.
>>28655188
charlotte is the only one worth rolling for so let's see...
>>28657962
so close, yet so far...
fuck the fucking filter as well, might be a better lay kek
Gaming PC, smart tv, and ipod classic with donald trump and jeb
>>28652097
I love how completely unrelated the choices are in this one.
QT southern gf please.
Does anyone have the skeleton rape cyoa?
>>28647910
Kindle
Musical Instruments
Weights
Jeb
Jackie
Jeb will get to spend his last moments watching me continuously rape Jackie
>>28656235
>>28656444
Interested in this one, any chance you could post a link or something?
>>28655188
I'll roll for this one
>>28658148
http://imgur.com/VqJ1bkk
Try it like this.
>>28658313
http://imgur.com/dXSc5tT
While we're at the same theme...
>>28658417
Blind of course. I would love having to care for her.
>>28647910
Instruments, iphone and weights.
Trump and Chad.
I will be a moneymaking beast when i get out of there!!!!!
>>28658417
Busy one. It's not like I'd have wanted her in my face all the time anyway.
>>28655188
rollage009
>>28658313
Fucking Nora
Hopefully literally
>>28647910
Molly
Jackie
Gaming PC
Kindle
Smart TV (obviously assuming that using the PC for anything other than gaming isn't allowed)
gaming PC
sports stuff
smart tv
larry (won't fuck jackie and have someone to play with) and jackie (yes i am submissive and deserve punishment)
Easy
Drugs
Smart TV
Junk Food
Trump
Molly
>>28647910
Trump, tyrone
Kindle games sports
Bro ass life, could be a lot of fun
>>28647910
Entertainment:
>weight set
>iPhone
>Smart TV
Roommates:
>Jackie
>Madison
But preferred:
>Jackie
>Chad (if Chad will fuck me / let me suck his cock)
>>28660642
Probably not, if we want to be perfectly honest.
Fuck all these horrible choices, this thread is now dildoes.
Instruments
Gym
Ipod
Chad
Asuka
I can get fit, and get good at music. And I have Chad to make me do so.
>>28661573
David the Werewolf... please. I'm so sick of this body.
>>28661573
The ultimate fantasy. Easy.
>>28647910
instruments
drugs
ipod
zoe
madison
>>28658313
Nora is the correct answer.
>>28655188
Here we go again pls be a cutie
Ooga chaka ooga chaka ooga ooga ooga chaka
I got plenty more of those where this one came from. If this thread's still up by the time I'm back from work, you could have them.
>>28653833
Dandere tbqh senpai
>>28655188
oh well this is cool
>>28655188
Rolling and checking not originally apparently
>>28655188
I will roll first and read later
PC
Instruments
iPod
Madison
Trump
>>28647910
Computer can do all media so I choose that, food, and weights. Molly and Madison for the coot.
>>28662714
I would like to see that, yes. Also Vanessa is clearly the best choice. Annie is a close 2nd, but an alcoholic doesn't make for a good mother
>>28655188
Gun' roll. Hope for Fiona.
>>28647964
Gaming PC, on which I can also read ebooks, watch movies and listen music
Home gym because lifting keeps me sane and healthy
Don't need anything else so mystery box or maybe instruments so I can learn how to play
Jackie for cuddles and Molly for crazy sex
Drugs, Weight set, Smart TV
Madison and Ethan
I would honestly do this voluntarily
>>28651762
Reminder that anything besides Lemon-lime and Root Beer is retard-tier
>>28655188
Roll because i'm the most oregano comedian here
>>28655188
xXr011m/\$t3RXx
>>28654290
Not even reading this one and I'm picking Misha because literally everyone else got a route and I've completed them all.
Bacon a best though.
>>28656235
Fucking hell, is this the loser's circle of the waifu Olympics? There's about 5 acceptable choices here.
>>28647910
>not choosing Achmed
what a shitty cyoa, there's barely anything good to pick as hobbies if you're not a chad or normie
>>28661573
>>28661723
This tbqhfam.
Also, got a good laugh at how useless drippy dragon is for literally anything.
>Combat paramedic
Get shot for trying to jerk off onto a wounded soldier
>Doctor
Get arrested for trying to jerk off onto a patient
>Bottling semen for retail medical sale
Get arrested for trying to sell your semen like a pervert. Kek
>>28647910
All I need are HIV drugs and Ethan.
iPod Classic, drugs and alcohol, Smart TV.
Donald Trump and Jeb.
If these two, unlimited Music, Drugs and Netflix can't get me to appreciate my life and stop me from suicide there is nothing that will. So either I will have the best year of my life or I might as well just OD from the drugs. Literally Win-Win.
>>28662663
Hard to find a CYOA more lopsided than this. If anyone chooses something other than alcoholic grandma, I'd like to hear your reasons.
>>28664060
this desu
survival bro has over 99% chance of raping you at least once
>>28647910
Weightlifting set
Netflix
Drugs and Alcohol
Donald Trump
Auska
Only drawback is no GoPro so I could become a billionaire when I get out from selling my year-long video biography about becoming best bros with God-Emperor Trump, impressing mai waifu on the weight bench, getting blackout drunk with them nearly every night, and slowly convincing Trump that 2D is inherently better than 3D.
My only other regret is that I can't spend the rest of my life in that house.
>>28664129
Yep. the only argument I can think of is if you are a total masochist and want to take it easy by being his cocksleve for a decade. Kek
bootin 1/2
bootin 2/2
1/2
asdaw
>>28655188
rollerino roboto-san desu
>>28664391
2/2
asdawaaaa
>>28647910
>Gaming PC
>Kindle
>iPod Classic
>Molly
>Trump
>>28664391
both rebellion and exploration are equally appealing; probably rebellion as there's no guarantee of encountering intelligent life in exploration mode
phone
drugs
music
madison
asuka
seeing madison get jelly over 2d would be enough entertainment in itself
>>28664334
Best skeleton build: The Dapper James Vanderbones
Fat Skeleton
Tophat
Super Strength
Spooky Tomb (+Fancy Bonus)
Mayor Smith
Ezekel (+Snooty Bonus)
Comb
Alliance
Engage the competition of your city and climb your way to the top of the political machine on a mountain of corrupt businessmen (and loyal skeletons)
>>28664060
>unironically not choosing the wiener dog
lol
>>28648000
nice trips
>Musical instruments
>no vidya
Phone
Weights
Mystery box
Chad
Molly
>>28647910
- Gaming PC
- Smart TV
- Weight Set
Trump
Larry
>>28655188
please have big titties
>>28647910
Alcohol
Weight Set
PC
Madison
Ethan
>>28664505
Switch the phone with junkfood for a year of delicious Stacy tears to bathe your steadily growing bulk with.
>A-Anon, look over here! Don't you want to do >some exercises with me...? It's been 2 months
>since I've talked to anyone but you and HER...I >thought maybe we could chat and do some >crunches and STOP LOOKING AT THAT >REDHEADED TRAMP-
>>28647910
Gaming PC
Kindle
Mystery Box
Donald Trump
Tyrone
>TFW you realize just how great your house is again
>>28664600
>needing to find extra meat to feed something that likely will accidentally kill itself within a week
>picking goddamn bongo drums, gardening tools, and tennis balls as part of your survival gear for a decade
anon
>>28664129
Exactly, everyone who chooses survival bro is going to be raped about 365 times and it's going to be hell.
Kindle, iPod (finally going to listen to all lights fucked), mystery box
Jackie, Asuka (to teach me German and Japanese)
>>28647910
Gaming PC
iPhone
Smart TV
Donald Trump
Asuka
>>28655188
please god please let me get a good gf
>>28651762
cola for sure, the lemon lime would be a living hell for me
>>28655188
yucrxivkdt
>>28647910
fuck this is hard.
Entertainment
>Computer
(i have the exact case :D)
>iPhone
(or the iPod if iPhone doesnt have spotify or the computer doesnt have internet)
>Drugs
(i only smoke weed, take lithium, and drink here and there)
ill take the shrooms, mdma and lsd but keep me away from the coke and heroine haha
Roomates
>Jeb
-id try to cure him with weed, hed get high as fuck all the time with me.
(i would try to let him have an awesome last few months)
>Ahmed the God
im 5% so we would have some deep conversations. id also try to get him high with me and Jeb. (as for the kindle, id teach Ahmed the god about the internet and pdf)
>>28648035
hahaaa my man
>>28664129
>>28664773
At the very least no one here has been desperate enough to pick the Nymphomaniac. Christ Almighty.
>5-6 hours of fucking after drop off. Fun first night
>Wake up tomorrow morning
>IT_BEGINS.JPG
>after using saw to build a basic shack to keep out of the sun and sleep in
>"ANOOOON, THIS BED IS TOO HARRD"
>hours of fishing to net you some fish you can't clean or cook
>"ANOOON, CANT YOU MAKE US SUSHI OR SOMETHING...? GOD, YOU'RE SO USELESS!
>try to fuck the pain away
>difficult when you're both slowly dying of dehydration and starvation
>realize you've made a huge mistake
>as your mind degrades, you wonder if you can an hero relatively painlessly with the fucking screwdriver that vapid cunt brought along.
Yeah, I'll be spending my nights in Old Granny Wrinkles thanks. At least with 10billion, I might be able to pay to have my memory erased.
>>28647910
kindle (ahmed wants it, I like to read)
iphone (madison wants it, I love my family)
stash of music instrument if it includes recording devices.
if it doesn't, weight set (I wanna do something useful)
madison (she seems cool, I never get fat so we should fuck a lot)
ahmed (he seems cool, I'm a commie so we should be able to convert ourselves. gay)
>>28664358
booting the 3rd part of this masterpiece
>>28664997
possibly the best one desu
>>28662663
survival bro
get him to teach me the way of the land and then kill him to protect what is left of my butthole
>>28664334
>>28664358
Normal Skeleton
Cowboy Hat
Magnetic Bones
Skeleton Cave
Eric Von Skullkill
Sixto
Disguise Kit
Lapsed Rapist
>>28665019
Oh my fucking god it would be like spending 10 years on an island with my mom.
>>28655188
Roll
Originalkino
>>28655188
rolly polrs
>>28664334
>>28664358
>>28665109
also
>dwarf skeleton
for all the dwarf puns in addition to the skeleton puns, as well as added shock value
>conquistador hat
so many uses for wrecking stuff and causing riots (propicious environment for gang-rapes) with infinite gold
also can coat my own bones in gold for ultimate swagger
>hypnosis & breakdancing
Sow discord and in last resort, coerce enemies to fight you on your own terms (breakdancing)
Also rather than using hypnosis on humans to make them more willing,j use it to make them EVEN LESS willing
>museum
Easy access to victims, plus dinosaurs
>mayor smith
Seems like the easiest to fuck with
allies
>Derek
obviously, he's a bro
>Patches
he knows how to prank and I respect that
>Junior
we'll teach the young one how to be a gangraping skeleton before long
Artifact
>magic tape
with yakety sax recorded on it
>Bring Terry Home !
an appropriate mission for a street level gang such as mine
maybe we can show the ropes to Junior on the way
>Japan
always the same goal of educating Junior in the ways of gangrape and train him in the exotic arts of subway gangrape, panty snatching, eldritch buttrape, and such exquisite nippon specialties
>Magical story book & terrifying disguise
Learning must be fun !
and finally i'll pray to Werner Herzog, because we need a little high culture to have a proper gangrape
Pc
Kindle
Weights
Tyrone
Jeb
>>28655188
nice dubs
rolll
>>28655188
rollo
o l
l l
l o
ollor
>>28655188
>>28666030
>mfw she's almost the same as my gf
mystery box, weight set, kindle
trump and tyrone
go crazy hermitmode learning how to be alpha and come out a completely different person. no need for pussy to distract me, especially all the baggage the generally useless female roommates come with.
>PC for games, music, video, porn, e-books
>Drugs
>Games
>Jeb and Ethan
Make Jeb's last months on earth a blast, get high as fuck, play games with jeb until he dies and wreck the boipucci on the side
Easy,
the best choice is indisputably
1) Sports stuff
2) Kindle
3) Telephone
Roommates: Madison + ahmed
ahmed wont bother you if you give him the kindle to read, and may even offer some intelligent conversation. women are obviously banned in his religion so no chance of sex with madison there. He even has a chance to be taken away + you get access to an unlimited library of books for entertainment.
The sports set offers you another form of entertainment and allows you to stay fit which improves your health while locked in, gives you a medium to stretch your legs, and you have at least one other person to play with. madison, being the tomboy will actually be a good opponent too.
Phone to talk to family, friends, and outsiders so you arent forgotten + satisfies madison's desire to talk to family. plus you even get a few shitty games to remind you you could be spending your time improving yourself and fucking madison.
This is irrefutably the best choice.
>>28651762
Cherry soda, for sure. Free money and guaranteed luck for the rest of your life, in any thing you do.
Root Beer, Ramune, Cream Soda... are all nice too, but not quite as good as guaranteed luck.
>>28664391
Rebellion, win it and become cyberking or spend the rest of my days playing advanced VR games.
Posting one of my favorites.
>>28661573
Dragon's Tongue any day
I'm a translator and it looks like one of the easiest to fit in if you take your time
I'd pick
>Chinese
>German
>Russian
>Arab
>Hindi
and never ever lack for work again
>>28655188
Rollin Rollin Rollin
Rollinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnigger
>>28655188
Rollan
patrollan
pls give gf famalama ding dong
>>28650749
insertions and shape only matter for competitive body building
money can buy you PEDs, books, trainers, equipment but it won't make you use it. it's easier with money but you can't just buy it.
you can't buy your way into being a good shot either, you need to put in the hours
>>28664391
explorer is the only good one, but it's really really great.
3x BOX
TRUMP
ASUKA
>>28655188
Rollup for da gf
instruments kindle ipod
Asuka and only Asuka (underage is not a bad thing)
iPhone
Gaming PC
Weight set so that maybe I'll not be skinnyfat.
As for roomies I would definitely choose Madison and Tyrone.
>>28667353
Actually reroll
gonna replace the gaming pc with a mystery box
>Drugs
>Smart TV
>Kindle
>Larry
>Asuka
Sounds great T B H
>>28655188
rollie pollie macaroni
>>28647910
gaming pc
instruments
smart tv
jeb and ethan
I wish there was an art option
I'm an artfag and I'd basically die if I wasn't able to draw for a year
>>28655188
i wanna do good pls blox
>>28647910
Kindle
Weight Set
Sport stuff
Chad
Trump
Time to get /fit/ and do a lot of reading. Hopefully my roommates can teach me something worthwhile.
>>28647910
Gaming PC (eliminates the need for smart TV because piratebay, also eliminates need for iphone because skype and android emulators. Eliminates need for kindle because piratebay, same for ipod)
Drugs
Junk Food
Zoe. Femdom might be fun
Molly, need me a good cook.
Why does Molly not wear a cross?
Why does Ahmed have a soft spot for Larry?
>>28669902
Oh, I didn't give an answer.
I'd get board games for Larry, a Kindle for Ahmed, and a smart TV for me.
I choose Larry and Ahmed just to see their interaction. I am curious as to how Ahmed would get along with Larry.
I can't help but think we'll be a very unusual motley crew of roommates.
>>28656235
There's no text in here...
>>28663920
How do you know? There's no text in the picture. Either you already know it from /tg/ and are faking surprise, or you're judging them based on the pics.
>>28652097
spider gf is superior choice
>>28666336
>24,000$ per year
I know this seems like a lot to someone whose only interaction with money involves buying video games while their parents take of everything else, but you do realize this is actually not enough money to live by in the US, yes? It's literally less than half of the MEDIAN income per family (so inb4 you tell me "the average is skewed by billionaires"). Hope you like getting evicted.
>>28671347
>>24,000$ per year
retard who can't do math trying to tell others what is a liveable income. You absolutely can pay rent, utilities, food for two people and a few luxuries to spare with $500 a week
>>28672124
>the extra 2000$ for counting every single week will do the difference!
In what kind of hickhole do you live where you can pay the rent with that? Do the goats living in your bedroom account for some of the discounted food budget?
>>28666336
Based red
>>28647910
Music
PC
Weights
Tyrone
Chad
>>28647910
Will Ethan try to fuck Jeb if I choose him?
Musical instruments = electronic music production equipment and laptop for producing electronic music? In which case.. that, the tv, and the drugs
Molly and Asuke for roomates because we can just chill and smoke weed and I'm vegan anyway and I'll make music for a year
>>28672231
>US median rent in 2014: $934
that you can't live in some shitty brown city doesn't mean that it's not liveable
>>28672231
You can easily live off of 20.000 euros per year. I've lived off of less while also paying like 200 for university. Get a place you can rent for around 350, cook in bulk (30/week food expense is more than enough). Add car costs or public transportation for around 100 a month. Maybe some more hobby stuff like subscriptions or gym memberships for 50 more. Even if your place costed you 500 in rent you'd still be golden with less than 1000 income.
So fuck off and learn to manage money
3 Mystery boxes, Tyrone, and Donald Trump
drugs, tv, gaming pc, molly, ethan
easy
>>28655188
Gghdghgh
You gotta roll for this one
>>28654290
> read through hanako
> literally my current gf, except for burn scars she had multiple broken bones all around her body and bruises
So go for her and just take the cooking, since I want to eat exotic food.
>>28673001
>Sonic Niku "incredibly unfit"
Half the joke of the character is that despite being so fat she's freakishly athletic. She even mentions having been less fat before and that DOING SPORTS CAUSED HER TO BECOME FATTER. Her body runs on some kind of bizarre reverse metabolism.
>>28647910
>Instruments
>TV
>Weights
>Zoe
>Jackie
Get pegged
Watch them fight
Write symphony
Good times.
>>28673038
What are these from?
Organi
>>28647910
Gaming PC, weight set, smart tv
Asuka, ethan
>>28673001
Roller to the bowler
>>28655188
geh personell ok,
>>28673001
rollin rollin rollin though the streams are swollin
>>28673096
Oshiete, Gyaruko Chan
It's a funny little 4koma whose main theme is breaking female anime stereotypes (case in point, the main heroine is a gyaru who is nevertheless the kindest, purest person you've ever met). One of them is the fatty, whose name includes the word "Niku" (beef) and who is nicknamed by her schoolmates "Sonic Beef" due to her abnormal speed and power. Despite being so fat (and the butt of some fat jokes, many self-inflicted), her forte is athleticism. She also claims to have had the exact same size tits before growing fat, making her by quite a big margin the bustiest member of the cast.
>>28673001
Here will be rolls
>>28647910
>weights
>alcohol
>?mystery box?
>Chad
>Chad
Lift and get drunk with double-Chad for a year. After a year I will have an ok body and will have learnt double-Chads secrets. If mystery box is anything cool then cool.
>>28673001
3! 2! 6!
GO! ROLL OUT!
Gaming PC, Smart TV and Junk food. If the PC has internet then sub the TV for drugs and alcohol.
I'll take Trump and Jackie. She's a used up whore anyway so she'll just be our fucktoy for the year.
>>28655188
rollkk
>>28651762
>Drink orange soda
>Overpower the guy and drink all of the other sodas
gg
>>28661573
Duke.
>could literally rape bitches in the streets and nobody would bat an eye
>could rob banks
>could just shoplift everything i want
>could basically do fucking anything and nobody would even try to stop me
>>28647910
Instruments, iPod and iPhone (only becaue of Madison)
Jeb, Madison and Asuka.
I'd make music everyday and get inspired with the music on my iPod. Jeb would make me believe in myself, Asuka would give me some weird words in some language, so I could use in my music and Madison would be for nice sex.
Perfect
Does someone have the time travel themed "locked in a room" game?
>>28673001
ro lllkkkkkkkkkkk
>>28674730
just fuck my shit up f a m WHY
>>28674730
>>28674746
WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CANT WAKE UP
SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING IVE BECOME
>>28655188
Oh shit, fuggin' rolling for a gf
Gaming PC + Kindle + iPod
Jeb + Zoe
>>28655188
roll wew
w e w
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>>28647910
iPod, junk food, drugs
Jeb and Donald trump
