>he doesn't use Tinder
It's so easy to get your dick wet - why haven't you?
>niggers and goblins
you just posted the mane reason why
I'm a balding, baby faced, acne covered, 5'8 manlet and tinder is like a super concentrated form of woman's choice natural selection. It just wouldn't end well for me I'm afraid
>>28637891
well i don't have a smartphone and i don't live in america
Ugly women, eww
Because it sounds like snake oil; too good to be true. Maybe it really is that easy, but you're forgetting where you are and who you're talking to.
My normie friend tried it and only got a few matches. He's popular, plays in a band, etc so what hope do I have?
>>28637936
if you average out tosh's giant head and your tiny head, you could be two normal sized head people.
desu
I'm too afraid of someone I know seeing me on there
My college is small as fuck in the middle of Upstate
And I normally live in NYC, but still someone may see me. And with the number of people here, there are guaranteed to be no attractive women on it as they'd all be able to get someone much better easily. And if they are, they sure as fuck won't be interested in me.
>>28637943
>ugly
Original desu
>>28637993
>your
Fuck off newfag
>tfw no matches
>>28638014
You think that Orc nose is hot?
>>28638122
How's this one f.a.m.
>>28638003
And what if they saw you? Would they blame you for simply trying to get laid?
>>28637958
Honestly it's all about time and location.
Had a friend who was a virgin till he was 21(two years ago),Meet his current girlfriend on tinder and they've been together ever since.
But then again he's a white average dude who never really tried.
viral marketing the same thing every day.
the same with the other three brands that are being forced on this board.
die already.
>>28637891
I can't imagine what kind of awful person would use tinder/facebook/instagram/etc.
Actually I can, and I don't want to meet them.
>>28637891
Because I don't have a car to meet up with said girls and most of the time they're bots.
>>28638014
>over 2500 Instagram pictures
>somehow you think this woman isn't a whore
>>28637993
Well let's see what we have here.
We have a Redditor, he's retarded, a newfag, it's all there. Everything.
>>28638182
>Doesn't want you to be creepy
>making a creepy af ugly stare
>>28638232
Why would I care if she is?
It's 2016 - sex is fun, stop letting religion blind you and letting life pass you by
>>28638278
Bait
Origigignaaie
>>28638278
But you're a cuck though
>>28638278
>It's 2016 - sex is fun
Heroin is fun too desu
>cyborg trained for 3 years
>attractive, not autistic, learned to have hobbies besides jacking off and anime, good job
>now im paranoid i'll get an std from every ho that wants to fuck and can't make myself do it
>>28638353
You can't give me three good reasons to not engage in sex
Protip: I wear condoms so kids or STDs are non-issues
>>28638450
Antibiotics are cheap and still work.
Take advantage of the world while you can anon.
>>28638484
I get and don't mind your thought process, but there are stds that fucking ruin your life (and sex life).
>>28638412
No reason not to engage in recreational drug use in moderation
Same with sex and junk food
Holy fuck - it's 2016 not 1906
>>28638412
But sex is normal
>>28638478
1. you might get murdered
2. it won't make you feel better
3. you have to deal with another personson
>>28638493
Only HIV
I have HSV2 and it's a complete non-issue
>>28638494
I agree you should do whatever you want as long as you don't hurt other people.
But don't think it's going to make you "happy."
>>28638493
wear a condom, dork
>>28638540
If you were a girl and had HSV2, I wouldn't date you, look at it that way.HSV2 is the "harmless" version that "totally everyone" has that just gives sores on lips right
>>28638570
lad im not a virgin and I don't give a fuck about sex with a condom, it's miserable.
I rather just date a girl and both us get tested + have her on the pill.
>>28638540
Keep telling yourself that you broken perv. Lying to yourself is easier than the truth no doubt.
>>28638540
>I have HSV2 and it's a complete non-issue
Funny how everyone who has this shit acts like everyone has it and it doesn't matter. It's gross and everyone where I live associates it with hookers and trailer trash.
How do I get a good tinder picture?
I'm skinny, not very good looking, my pic was me shirtless in a hotel room though. I got like ten matches over a month, but none of them went anywhere. How do I get a good pic of me? Esp when I don't have any friends in my state anymore?
>>28638679
Is that you? Get a better haircut
>>28638652
You ever had a cold sore? Same shit.
In fact 90% of ppl who have HSV2 never show a symptom.
Shit will be vaccinated in 5 years anyway, making it more of a non-issue.
>>28638412
hey I used to own that toy behind Chris's left shoulder. Found it in a box the other day
>>28638679
have your mom take a "candid" photo of you, if you dont have any friends
its depressing but much better than a selfie (since you're ugly)
You could be a lot better looking and almost chad tier if you worked out and lost some face fat and got an actual styled haircut
>>28638702
No I haven't, neither have either of my long term girlfriends or any of my close friends.
Not trying to make you feel bad, but don't push this "ITS OK TO HAVE STDS AND TOTALLY NORMAL" shit
>make Chad profile
>match with every single swipe to the point the popups getting annoying
>make real profile
>1 match every few weeks
>all niggers or downs
>>28638679
utfse?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+tinder+pictures
>>28638737
Normal STD panels don't check for HSV
It's almost impossible than none of you three had it
>>28638702
A cold sore? Not sure, but certainly not on my dick where it hurts a million times worse.
Symptoms can pop up anytime, with the older you are meaning you are more likely to get outbreaks that are more serious.
>>28638800
Bullshit. The most liberal estimates are that 20% of americans have it, with most other estimates veing only 10% or less
>tfw I could probably do well on tinder
>tfw I'm too SCARED to try it
>>28637891
fuck off, paid tinder marketing team. a trash app for trash people.
>>28637936
I thought review brah was like 6'2 wow
>>28637993
>not knowing who is standing next to tosh
GTFO summerfag.
Cant get a match to savez my life what do i do put more than one pic ans a little texte ?
>>28638911
yeah I'm starting to think there are actually shills at work. we've got so many threads about it, it's insane
>>28638278
Morals are sooo last year. Just let me fuck like an animal.
>>28637916
>He doesn't want to father a goblin child
>>28638916
tosh is just fucking huge
>>28637891
paying to swipe in the third world doesn't count
>>28638887
Show me a 10% estimate for HSV2
Also HSV1 is an STD and that's 60%
>>28638967
She swiped me in LA from London dipshit
>>28637891
>Have Tinder
>77 matches
>I've fucked up every single one before ever going on a date
Not all robots are cut from the same cloth. Some of us are alone because of our shit personalities.
>>28637891
>I don't do casual sex
>I despise people who do
>Sex just isn't important when you have actual problems in your life
>>28637936
I thought the same thing but I have over 100 matches in my first day.
I live in a very small town in the middle of no where. I would love to see who was using it here. Do you need a phone or can you use a tablet. Why cant you use the fucking thing on pc.
>>28638961
Tosh is 6'2 and the other guy's half-a-head shorter, so I'd say the other guy is 5'10 roughly.
>>28639030
You can use it on PC, download BlueStacks.
>>28639024
Post pic of yourself, there's no way you're not lying about one of the two
>>28638257
But women can't be creepy anon
>>28639062
I'm not posting my picture here, but most of them aren't cute and I paid for the unlimited version so I can spam likes. Is it still impressive?
I would be so fucked without Tinder. I can't talk to girls in real life properly, but at least my Tinder game is reasonably strong.
>>28639094
>>28639024
I've also gotten 3 superlikes in 24 hours.
>>28639049
That's my weekend project sorted thanks m8.
>>28637891
I don't have a photo of myself from the last few years and I don't have any good photos of myself period.
Also I'm kinda scared that girls will expect me to act alpha and be disappointed when I don't
Also performance anxiety if I make it this far (yes I care about the opinion of girls I'm never going to see again)
could someone give me pics of a chad so i can make a fake profile to check out whores in my area
>>28639265
here you go anon this should do
>>28639287
do you have some more
hrsad
>>28639319
a couple but you may not want to fly too close the sun as he's a popular model
>>28639361
where do you get these pics
>>28639361
bigblackblox
>>28638014
hnnng what a qt
>>28638278
I'm jealous
>>28639096
Oh look it's this faggot again. You've been posting that same conversation for over a week now. It's cringey to the max
>>28639526
It really is. That much effort to get a facebook page? You should be able to get a phone number in around 5 messages max. Thats all it ever took me and I am as beta as they come.
>>28639594
>>28639526
https://desustorage.org/r9k/search/image/pgtrphs4sWh4nzei4Jewnw/
good lord
>>28639379
his instagram
https://www.instagram.com/dreeriksen/
>>28639594
I didn't read all of it but damn, that's pathetic.
When I'm talking to a girl on tinder its usually just a few messages before one of us gives our number out. Often its the girl who gives it to me first.
But tinder is for faggots so I stopped using it.
i'm so glad calling girls isn't a thing anymore
because im over the age of 40 and its too late for me
>>28637891
Because I'm not white nor do I have any self worth
Can't be bothered to make a Facebook profile 2bh
>>28639931
Fucking this.
Why does this shit have to be attached to a Facebook?
>>28639944
>>28639931
Making a Facebook profile took me literally 45 seconds. Then I just deleted the pictures I uploaded after they loaded on Tinder.
too ugly for tinder
hopefully better luck in the next life
>>28639992
>next life
Son I've got some bad news
>>28639906
This generations life expectancy is set to be higher than ever. Do you think a lot of women in ur peer group don't want sex. Get out there.
>>28639944
so they'll see my facebook profile?
I don't want them to find out that I'm a friendless weirdo
>>28638478
>he thinks condoms prevent pregnancy
my best friend wore a rubber and this gf was on the pill and she still got pregnant with twins. tell me more about how condoms are failsafe please
>>28637891
Because I'm Indian tbqh
>he thinks whites can be robots
>>28639906
18 year olds are attracted to 40 year old men
>>28640003
on Tinder? There no old people on tinder is there?
>>28638494
I don't get this thought process... "it's the year we are living in, not 100 years ago." do you think people weren't addicted to opium 100 years ago? Do you think that sex is some new invention?? You sound like a 18 yr old college freshman who thinks they know how the world works.
>>28640019
She could have pricked them. Always bring ur own.
>>28640034
Currently upwards of 20% of the userbase.
I met up with two girls on Tinder so far, it didn't lead to anything
But I'm gonna keep trying, it seems promising
>>28640034
Why cant he get 18 year old pussy?
>>28638781
what movie is that webm from?
>>28640019
maybe if your "friend" didn't broke the condom, and if his gf didn't lie about taking the pill, then maybe it wouldn't have happened
>>28638800
m8 i made my gf's get tested for that shit too, it's an option if you don't do the neet tier cheap test
stop pushing your agenda you fucking cuck
>>28638711
>since you're ugly
Stop fucking meming, this guy has good facial structure and he isn't ugly. It's the angle that's making him look bad.
You're right about taking a candid photo though. People can see that you took a photo of yourself alone in your room and that shows that you're depressing and boring/unsocial.
>>28640179
Because that doesn't happen in real life.
>>28637891
>shit taste desu
I rarely get matches, an when i do, i guess i fuck up
and there's not many people using tinder here
>>28640547
He's definitely ugly. He looks goofy and retarded. Are you female by any chance?
>>28637891
>t's so easy to get your dick wet - why haven't you?
>implying
Do people outside of the US use it?
>>28637891
because i dont have a facebook and fuck that
>>28640953
Yes, in abundance.
I don't care about having sex, but the other day I realized that if I ever get a gf she'll cuck me the next day cause I suck at fucking.
I used to have no Tinder game but I've discovered a way to start conversations when I have nothing to say from their profile. I say some shit like "hey I need to know something" or "can I ask you a question" and beat around the bush for a while until she gives me enough information about herself to switch the topic into her without having to ask her the "original" question, which never existed and might as well be "wanna have a few drinks?" after I already created sexual tension.
No dates yet, tho. Just hope this helps someone with less resources than me as I gather more knowledge.
>>28640976
make a fake one you retard
don't you want to get pussy
>>28640953
I use it and live in South America. Pretty much everyone uses it, as well as happn.
>>28640886
>Are you female by any chance?
Jesus christ, the only thing worse than "fembots" are the guys who try to sniff out females. The fact that you asked this shows how pathetic you are.
>>28641116
>>28641166
What are the differences to more "traditional" sites and services, like OkCupid for example?
I imagine contact is more direct and without delay, so if you aren't a person that is good in smalltalk it will probably do you no good.
>>28641222
The biggest difference is on OKC you're shooting in the dark when you put your energy into messaging a girl who may or may not like you. With Tinder, you are only ever interacting with people who have already shown interest in you. It's a huge relief.
>>28641264
>With Tinder, you are only ever interacting with people who have already shown interest in you. It's a huge relief.
How does it work?
>>28641296
You swipe left or right on a person's photo, left dislikes and right likes. If they have already swiped right on you then a cute screen will pop up and say "It's a match!" If they haven't yet but do later they will show up in your recent matches. If they swipe left on you, you will simply never know about it.
>>28641222
I've never used OkC, but I'd imagine Tinder is more simple and straightforward. Upload a couple of pictures, come up with a sexy phrase, can match at a very fast rate, hell you can use it while you're shitting or bored at class. There's no time wasted. It'll give them a notification to their phone as well so you know they'll know that you messaged them sooner or later.
Time to stop avatarfagging.
>>28641335
Sounds good. Signing up on some social/dating site is on my "get your shit together"-list so I might as well go there.
>>28641337
On the other hand it's something that will match mainly on looks I guess. So if you are looking for somebody with certain interests/a certain ideology, you are out of luck.
>>28641420
You're not going on dating websites to talk about politics or avant garde music, you're going on dating websites to fuck. It works based on sexual attraction. Physical attraction through photos and psychological attraction through talking. Couldn't be more basic.
>>28641506
>you're going on dating websites to fuck
Nah, I'm not into hookups/ONS. Too much trust issues for that.
If anything it's for friends/relationships.
>>28641560
Then use facebook or something. Tinder is all about sexual tension.
>>28641612
Guess it's not for me then.
You serious nigger?
>>28641641
Can't think anything better for making "friends". I mean, there's literally a "friend request" button.
>>28637916
All of a sudden you have high standards.
>claims robot
Go fuck yourself you little twat. don't bitch about being a virgin when you're gonna a fag about the girls you do see. FUCK YOU.
>>28641685
I mean to start out as those.
Going straight from unknown to dating/fucking is just strange.
>>28641721
I'd love to agree, but it's just strange to us. Strange people. It's normal for girls, it's normal for guys with an active sexual life. And girls in general dig horny guys who get laid. Even your pure fantasy virgin gf would rather fall in love with a dude who likes to have sex than one who is as pure as her. Cause the guy who has sex is cool and the guy who's a stranger to sex is a weirdo.
>>28638003
Thought the same but I realized what are they gonna make fun of me for? Getting pussy?
>>28637891
I don't really care about casual sex and I don't want to talk to normies.
Is there a dating dite for niches? To be honest I would like a female friend with similar interests
does anyone swipe everything and still not get any matches?
>>28642046
NEVER EVER anon
NEVER EVER
>>28640579
Sure it does.
I am 30 getting 18 yr old pussy. Not the same but close.
>>28638278
>sex is fun
exactly, so why are women such crybabies with regards to ''rape''(surprise sex basically)
>>28642125
Work on your profile. If I was you, I'd deactivate the account until I improved it considerably, else you're just gonna get left swiped by every girl you consider attractive.
>>28638367
>But you're a cuck though
how is that an original comment in 2016?
nice
>>28637993
Tosh's head wpuld be normal sized if he actually lifted instead of atrophying at 6'3
>>28642575
i'm getting a lot of matches.. i just got 7 in the last 20 minutes or so
was just wondering if that's typical when swiping indiscriminately
