Just bought a HTC Vive VR headset with my NEETbux, and I have a story for ya /r9k/.
>be 26yo fat NEET virgin, living with his mother blabla
>want to have a somewhat realistic experience of sex
>saw that VR is actually becoming a thing, preco a Vive one right away for pr0n with my NEETbux
>I wait for about 2 month before the thing finally arrive cuz Eurabia is a shithole
>finally arrive, my mom ask me what it is, I blatantly lie about it, saying it's like a thing to lose weight or some shit so she's proud
>"oh ok anon, work hard sweethearth! if you want some advices, ask me! :)"
>feel kinda bad because she really want me to lost weight n' shit, but hey, i gotta have sex now
>go into my room, install the set and launch google and go to pornhub
>in almost all the videos, the guy is on a bed or at least lying down on something
>decide to do the same on my half broken bed for more immersion
>launch the video
>fuckyesfinally.jpg
>wow it's pretty immersive, the girl start giving a blowjob
>i try to see her, but can't because it's too tiring and i'm too fat
>stand up so I can see her
>i'm so fucking fat I can't even look that much down, can only go halfway
>decide to finish masturbating to the horrible sounds of her sucking a guy's dick while watching the ceiling
>tfw I can't even see my dick being blown in virtual reality
just end me already, I've saved money for about 3 month for that
you won't see me buying one of those, they come with cameras that track all your shit for marketing data purposes
>>28594992
So they'll just market newer better porn at him. What's the harm?
>>28595175
I don't want all my private moments recorded and stored in a database for eternity
>>28595406
How are you so narcissistic to believe anyone would give a shit about your meaningless fetishes.
>>28595463
>if you don't want to lose your privacy you must be narcissistic
nice one mate
start complaining to the customer support team
fat people are this thing's target audience, if they cant even use it it's a broken product
>>28595502
I'm too shy to say that I used this for porn.
>>28595463
>How can you be so narcissistic
How can you be so careless with privacy.
>>28595406
No one gives a shit about you jerking it desu
>>28595714
good, then they can delete those worthless videos of it
>>28594943
>>decide to finish masturbating to the horrible sounds of her sucking a guy's dick while watching the ceiling
Top kek, at least now you have a reason to lose weight
>>28594992
>>28595406
dude, that's how how it works. you must be confusing HTC VR goggles with Google Glass AR glasses
VR goggles are just a monitor with an accelerometer inside and a pair of lenses
I was thinking about getting a gear VR. Is it worth it?
>>28595542
Almost any single male on this earth knows if a guy buys VR, the very first thing he does is to search VR porn
If this isn't motivation to lose weight, Anon, I don't know what is. There are literally limitless free resources online. There's even a waifu simulator mixed with a fitness program app.
Lose the weight. Your mom will be proud and your virtual cockslut will be, too.
>>28597061
this, I just feel bad for your poor mom not trying to cut you down in anyway but your mom sounds like such a sweet lady why don't you just do it for her? It's really not that hard to eat well and exercise especially once you develop a routine.
>>28596529
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTC_Vive
>The front-facing camera allows the software to identify any moving or static objects in a room; this functionality can be used as part of a "Chaperone" safety system, which will automatically display a feed from the camera to the user to safely guide users from obstacles.
No thanks, Gabe.
