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>Mom was cleaning my room >Found a stash of my little sister's
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>Mom was cleaning my room
>Found a stash of my little sister's panties between my bed and box spring
>Hasn't talked to me in 5 days
>Won't let me near my sister
>Heard my parents talking about kicking me out last night
I had another stash in my closet, which she didn't find, so here it is, as proof. What the FUCK am I supposed to do?
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>>28594606
how old are you? maybe its time to leave anon

those panties are very cute though. i think you did the right thing.
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>>28594629
I'm 27. My sister is like 9.
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>>28594606
Sever all ties with your family and move across the country (assuming you're American. If not, you may wanna try moving to another country if yours is smallish.) and start a new life. Hope to God nobody finds you and you're gucci.
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>mom was cleaning my room
Really nigger? You can't just clean your own room and save yourself the humiliation?
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they should call the police on you and file charges
some time inside prison could do you some good
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>>28594606
steal some of your mom's panties so she'll quit being so jealous
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>>28594643
yeah I highly recommend clicking the reset button and restarting somewhere else
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>>28594606
Why did you have these to begin with?
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>>28594643
>27 years old
>at home
>steal 9 year olds panties
>clearly sexualizing them
i have no words or hecks to give anon
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>>28594657
Being marked as a criminal and thrown in jail isn't what anon needs in this case mate. A robot would never survive jail.
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Is this an attempt at replicating a similar response to that dude whose mom found his catgirl slave porn that he drew?
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>>28594606
Now post your sister

Is she cute?
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>>28594606

To be fair, you're pretty fucked.
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>>28594606
Were you doing what she thinks you were doing with her panties?
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that's good pedo
get rekt
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>>28594668
Reasons.

>>28594667
>>28594644
I don't think I can do that. My job doesn't pay enough for me to move out.

>>28594653
She did it without my permission.

>>28594659
That's gross, she's like 47.

>>28594676
I'm not sexualizing them.

I can't keep up with all of these replies...
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Why do you faggots even get pleasure from panties ?
F R O M F U C K I N G P A N T I E S
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>>28594703
bullshit it wasn't sexual, you wont say because you know it is. fuck off and admit to it you pile of shit or see yourself out
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>>28594703
I mean you're gonna need to go somewhere OP. Your family will more than likely never forgive you; it's probably the best to roll the dice at this point.
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>>28594659
Ha, this is probably the best advice so far ITT. At least he's an indiscriminate creep then, not some pedo who might be a danger to his little sister.
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>>28594703
You say you're not sexualizing them but then refuse to specify the reasons you had them
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Lol RIP ever having a normal relationship with your family ever again
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why did she let you keep the panties and take a picture of them to show your internet friends?
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gross dude. I'm a closet pedo myself but my sisters are the most vile disgusting creachers in my eyes.
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I was caught with my step sisters bra under my bed when she cleaned my room years ago. She lived separately in a different house and she actually never came back to my house.
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>>28594643
>i bought them myself but threw away the box/recipt they came with because thought i did not need it. if she needs some panties, she can take those. if she does not want them then i do not see the big deal..
if they still agure, tell them they have pictures of kids in an album and remind them how their age.
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>27
>9 y/o sister
>Has MULTIPLE of his sister's panties
>Faps to her panites
>Lives at home
>moeshit reaction image
>Being so filthy that your mom needs to clean your room
>Getting caught

OP how fucking autistic can you get? Also post pic of your room.
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>>28594749
Didn't you read my post? I had some panties in my closet and some between my mattress and box spring (the stash she found).

>>28594779
I am not going to post my room.

>>28594734
Is it really that bad...?

>>28594729
They're cute.
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>>28594643
You're a hero senpai
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>>28594779
please do this i am curious how you live
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>>28594606
It wouldn't be a good idea to live with your little sister if you have pedophile tendencies.
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>>28594606
What's funny is that I'm 99% sure you're White, fucking White """"people""""".
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Say you had them because you liked wearing them and you were too ashamed to buy some of your own. That's the only way you can unfuck your life.
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>>28594793
Dude it's that bad. Why wouldn't it be? How could anyone forget that shit bud?
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They really ought to kick you out. That's fucking low.
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>>28594793
Do it. what do you have to lose?
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>>28594812
It's fake b8 mister genius.
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>>28594793
it's over m8
start planning on how you're going to move out
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>>28594714
Mental arousal, remembering that it's touched her pussy.

I used to steal pantsu when I was a kid but I ended up throwing them all away. OP probably just never got over it.
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>>28594812
>t. white person
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>>28594826
>>28594808
I'll only post small tid bits then...
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>>28594819
not a bad idea.

apologize profusely, don't do anymore weird stuff involving your sister, do more chores if there are any to do, basically just be a good boy from now on.
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>>28594860
>she didn't find the piss bottles
your mom is shit at cleaning
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>>28594860
You post the whole thing, motherfucker.
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>>28594606
Good
Hope you get arrested you filthy degenerate
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>>28594819
This isn't a horrible idea. If you can pass it off as this it's weird enough that they may not call bullshit on it. You might even be able to go to the store and buy some adult panties and say you took those to try it out and you find them more comfy.
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>>28594849
I remember on vacation in Cuba I stole someone's bathing suit and used it as a cum rag then put it back, never have I had such a great fap since.
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>>28594860
>arby's
>piss bottles
>uses an apple product
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>>28594606
How could you fuck up that bad dude? Why would you do that?

Even if you low key think she is cite, you gotta bury that fantasize deep within the vault, not risk this.

You could have prevented this with a little common sense famm

You garner no sympathy from me
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>>28594685

It's nearly identical to the just a cheeky wank story. What is it with moms and fucking shit up for us robots? Obviously we're more than capable of doing such on our own.
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>>28594860
>mac

leave normie
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>>28594860
moar plz anon we must know
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how can you look to your mom's face anymore? Just leave and start a new life and never see your family again, or kill urself
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Yea there is no to unring that bell, your family will forever know you as the nearly 30 year old creep with there 9 y/o daughters underwear...

My advice move out because your fucked 100% like no joke its insanely creepy and you might as well start over and cut all ties. Your fucked anon.
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>>28594877
She cleaned my room Monday night while I was at work. That's the last time I talked to her. That mess is directly next to my computer chair and it's from the past week...

>>28594898
They're just really cute and I wanted to have them...

>>28594880
>>28594905
No.
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>>28594725

Fuck off back to rebbit if you're so triggered, faggot. Be sure to kill yourself first though.
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>>28594911
911 get, congrats anon :^)
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>>28594812
>posted on a website founded by a white person from an ISP founded by a white person on a computer invented by a white person using a language created by white people
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>>28594659

Hahahaha

Clearly
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>tfw I have dildos, panties and nighties (of my own (I'm male)) in the lowest drawer of my dresser
>my mom has made comments about making use of the drawers in my dresser that aren't ever used
>she randomly cleans my room as well
>I know deep in my heart that my step dad is a nosy fuck
>they more than likely both know
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Haven't your sister noticed her underwear is missing?
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>>28594918
Do you want to wear little girl panties and get made into a woman by a real man? This is a very important question OP
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>>28594812
triggered nigger here needs a trigger pulls on it
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You fucked up OP
Gotta act squeaky clean from now on, become a normie etc
Make it clear you are turning things around, the good life is over for you
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>>28594918
>No.
How about more small bits? Just the desktop?
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Why are there so many people telling me to kill myself and stuff? I thought you guys would have my back. I seriously need support right now...
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>>28594962
I'm going to need pictures of you wearing those. It's for a science project.
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>>28594643
>I'm 27. My sister is like 9.
You deserve death
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>>28594977
Because that would be very reasonable option in this situation
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>>28594977
Because most people don't wanna help pedos dude. The best advice this thread has given you is to leave your area and go somewhere else. You're fucked.
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>>28594884
Yeah I saw some togs once and was tempted but there was no lock on the door.

In fact I think they did find out, but they didn't say anything. I remember when I was like 13 showing porn to this 9 yo girl and her younger brother.
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>>28594643
When I was 9, I would have loved to have you as a brother...

You are a blessing on this earth
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>>28594977
Because even the lowest of the low has a line they don't cross anon.

Think about where that places you as you pull the trigger you pedo.
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>>28594977
Because this borad has been infiltrated by disgusting normie scum
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>>28594930
I love how you had to 'sneak' in the standard signature 4chan "kill yourself" insult in there somewhere to make yourself look cool and totally not like you browse reddit or anything.
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>>28594977
This board has been subverted by normalfags, my friend. While robots may not understand your situation, they would --at minimum-- give you genuine advice. This just goes to show how far gone this site is. What a shame.
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>>28594977
What do you want? Go get a real job and get out of your parents house you fucking shit, even if you have to sleep on the street for a few weeks.
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>>28594977
That is the only EASY way out of this situation.

You are going to have to do something drastic and fucking fast if you want this to blow over anytime in the future.

I liked the solution of saying that you like wearing panties and were too embarrassed to buy your own. Maybe even pretend you are trans or gay for a couple of years. That is probably the LEAST embarrassing way out of this.
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>>28594976
Well here's a bit of my desk...

>>28595008
>>28594997
I'm not a pedophile though

>>28595010
You can say that again...
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>>28594643
>>28594606

Directly to hell you go, you are such a low piece of scum. I hope your sister never finds out about this or else it'll fuck her up mentally for the rest of her life.
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>>28594977
i got your back bro
just try being a normie from now on
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>>28594988
I was about to post some but I deleted a bunch of pictures from my hard drive last night out of shame. I'm sorry sir.

>>28595022
It's not nearly as hot if it's not a dick.
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>>28595029
I'd have a hard time getting them over my leg, let alone both. They would never buy that...

>>28595037
You're being dramatic
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there's normie scum and there's pedo scum
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best advice is pretend to be a normie and this new me crap and say you're changing your ways
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>fucks his life over for some pantsu
>doesn't even fap with them
that's the real crime here OP
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>>28594949
Whites also have a hard time distinguishing "person" from "people", just because the Wright brothers made a plane doesn't mean you get excused from being a crazy pedo degenerate who does nothing.
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>>28595046
Yeah, no. Fuck off.
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>>28594962
I use pic related. just take off the wheel, put an unlubricated condom or plastic wrap over it and no one will ever know.
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>>28594962
You're literally his wife's son
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>>28595031
>I'm not a pedophile though
Then WHY would you ever need your 9 yo sister's panties you fuck
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>>28595044
>not taking more pictures now
Some lady you turned out to be
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OP keep going.

This is one of those threads that is going to get capped and you'll forever be immortal on the internet
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>>28594977
>Backing up a pedo
>ever
pic related
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>>28595031
How ashamed of your room are you that you won't post it? Hell I'll post mine if it gets you to post yours.
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>>28595031
whats with all the lightbulbs
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>>28595073
How's that relevant? I prefer to think of it as we live in the same house that my dad's money paid for after the divorce. :^)
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>>28595055
Indeed, just because blacks were once enslaved doesn't mean they get excused from being the most violent demographic in America. A fair point.
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>>28595017

I love how you take fat poz cock in your ass all day. I must have hit a nerve seeing as how upset you are that I exposed you for the rebbitor you are.

I'm not meming. I literally mean you should literally kill yourself until you cease living. Scum like you have no place on this board.
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>>28595089
I use the blue light when I need to stay awake, the red light before I go to sleep, and the white light is for when I am fine. Blue light helps you stay awake and warm light is supposed to make you sleepy.
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>>28594643
bro end yourself lol
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>>28595031
lol you're actually a pedo faggot and your whole family realizes
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>>28594643
Wow, nice.

Came to this thread late. Good luck to you anon.
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>>28595045
You won't lie, you won't kill yourself.

Dude your only option left is to leave or wait until they make you leave.
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>>28595031

Why did you steal them? did you smell them? are they even dirty?

Its a pretty stupid move anon you had time to get rid of it no reason to keep them.
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>>28594606
Man that sucks if it's true, DESU find a job and save up enough money to move away. It will never be the same again when you're near your family.

If you can't get a job sell your shit and move do a different state/town.
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>>28595135
If I wait long enough they might forget, that's what I am planning to do atm...
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>>28595055
Sound logic

>this particular white """person"''' Is a pedo
>all white """""people"""" are pedos
>and not even people according to my sarcastic tumblr markings
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kys pedobot, livestream it and make us famous as pedo slayers instead of school shooters. we'll all get girlfriends
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>>28594606
You need to become something more than a man, something greater, something more powerful than a mere mortal. You must become.........an hero.
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Every time I feel completely hopeless and suicidal and like a loser piece of shit, I come to r9k and somebody always out-does me and reminds me it's not so bad.

Thanks, OP.
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>>28595046
I feel like OPs giving us pedos a bad name. You're not suppose to act on your instincts OP what kind of fucking animal are you?
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>>28595146
It's unlikely they ever will dude. Think about it. Is this something you would forget?
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This made me smile today, Thank you anon. >>28595031
>the closest you'll ever get to a loli is fapping into her panties.

hope everything goes alright, ad your parents go on holiday.
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put me in the screencap on /r/4chan
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>>28595078
Ugh fridgebro
Shit like his always makes me have mixed feelings
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>>28595146
Were they dirty? If they were dirty...well good luck.

If they were clean, who knows maybe it will blow over.
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>Error: You cannot delete a post this old.
Kill me...
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Im genuinly curious on is there a dad involved? has he kicked you ass yet? what kinds of looks does your mom give you?

before you do anything to rash talk to your mom force the conversation see where it goes?

Let us know how fucked u are OP
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>>28595146
I don't believe that is likely, unfortunately. Are you in school or a wageslave? You mentioned you have a job is it minwage?
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>>28595104
>Thinking I'm Black
Stop fantasizing about BBC, I know it's ingrained into you White degenerates.
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>>28595146
LOL idiot, they are not going to forget. You basically are gone from the house if not exiled from the family. No way they are going to let you stay there constantly worrying about you and your sister
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now I remember why I left this fucking Board for /pol/
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>>28594643
/pol/ here.

End yourself my man.
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>>28594606

Wow, make your parents proud for the first time in your life and fucking end yourself.
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>all the virtue signalling from the normies that have colonized this once robotic board
disgusting desu
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>>28595146
Holy shit you are so fucked dude.
I can't even imagine
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>>28595078
Well that was a disgusting journey. Thanks anon.
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>>28595199
>getting this defensive about your race
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>>28595188
My Dad is an alcoholic and smokes weed all day. I usually just stay away from him if I can.

>>28595198
I don't want to talk about my job here. People seem to think I'm a pedophile and it's scaring me...

>>28595200
>>28595172
I still think I have a chance. It's really my only option.
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>>28594962
at least they're your own though, unlike OP who takes the underwear of his little sister for his own sexual use and keeps it in his room HOLY FUCK
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this thread is legend

keep going
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>>28595199
I never said you were black, anon. I don't know what to say, I'm kind of confused about where you got that idea. Strange.
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>>28595229
Good luck man. That's all I can give you, at this point.
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>>28595229

You still have failed to explain why you have these panties from your god damn 9 year old sister. This is beyond degenerate you scum. "They're cute" is not an excuse you could easily buy your own. You are sexualizing your sister and you need to fucking leave now. You have no excuse pedo
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>>28595226
>Tripfag
You're filtered my man
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>>28595229
Dude they wont forget trust me, imagine if you were a parent to 2 kids and 1 was older while one was under 10 and you caught the older one with the younger ones underware.. would you forget?
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>>28594606
You should wear them over your head,shoulders , and like underwear.

Then prounce around your house singing *Do you know the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man*.
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>>28595229
Miles is that you?
I thought you bought all your shit in rummage sales.
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>>28595200
>muh family morals

Power to OP.
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>>28595256
I'm not telling you why I have them, but it's not sexual at all.
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Serious OP, do you need a place to stay? Where are you?
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>>28595229
>My Dad is an alcoholic and smokes weed all day. I usually just stay away from him if I can.
sounds like you have a shit family
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>>28595276
Ok now you HAVE to tell us
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>>28595229
>I don't want to talk about my job here. People seem to think I'm a pedophile and it's scaring me...

Good point. I'm not sure what advice I can give you at this stage, but I do wish you all the best. Good luck out there anon.
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>>28595229
Hey man, you are in a tough spot.

Let me just say good luck, you have my sympathies and remember that time heals all wounds. Keep your head up.
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>>28595272
I think you have the wrong person?

>>28595265
I don't know. I'm really stressed out right now and I can't think straight...
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>>28594977
Have your back? Do you not realize you have massive problems that are worse then the situation you are in now?

This is a good wakeup call though to forcibly change your life.
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>>28595276
Exactly. Your parents are going to think "why the fuck do you have them?" and you wouldn't be able to provide a reason for it.
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>>28595010
>>28595010
>>28595010
>>28595010

This

>>28595023
>>28595023
>>28595023
>>28595023

And this.


The rest of you can fuck off. Kill yourselves, pl0x.
My post is not spam, system. Fuck off Robot.
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>>28595300
>>28595298
>>28595289
>>28595254
Thanks. I think I might stop posting now...;
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>>28595113
Blue makes the brain relaxed and red makes it agitated. I don't care if you're trolling with the rest or whatever, but this is making me triggered. Read up on colors.
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>>28594606
This reminds of a similar thread, OP. Please be real.
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>>28595324
if something interesting happens then update us with a new thread, famalami

hope everything turns out fine
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>>28594643
You're done

reeee let me post
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>>28595276
be a man and own up to it you fucking failure of a human. at least other anons caught red handed gave a reason. its clearly something you're ashamed of like crossdressing or being a loli or fapping while wearing them. give me a fucking break that it isn't some sexual fetish if it werent you would have told me
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>>28595276
Anonykun
You told us you have your sisters panties
I really doubt your reason is going to make anyone think any worse of you
I'm assuming you're embarrassed about it
its okay thu :3
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>>28594977
Good luck, but you still need to explain why you have your sister's panties. We are honestly curious here.

If you can't explain us, anonymous, how could you truly explain to your parents.
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>>28595320
/pol/ here
You are degenerates and will be gassed come the day of the rope.
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You know what the hardest part about being a pedophile is? Fitting in! HEYYYOOOOOOOOO HOT HOT HOT WHOOOOOOOOO MAMA MMM MMM YEAH YEAH
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>>28595332
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/q-a-why-is-blue-light-before-bedtime-bad-for-sleep/
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>>28595276
Well what the fuck did you use them for? Scrubbing floors?
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>>28595347
Good thing nobody takes you cucks seriously
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>>28595324
No problem bud. Don't do this shit again if you choose to move (especially if you don't) and you may become normal.
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>>28595308
Just smoke some herb get your mind straight go and talk to your mom in private just express how sorry you are and tell her that you would never hurt your little sister in anyway fashion and also do something like "If you would like for me to move out i will" even if its bullshit make it sound sincere or just leave the house for a couple days and hope shit blows over
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>>28595324
I hope everything goes okay OP, you may want to get rid of the rest of the evidence asap.
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>>28595347
You're either gay or mexican or both like everybody else on /pol/, I can guarantee it
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>>28595361
They take us more seriously than you fucks. I mean. Have you heard of a gym?
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>>28595333
It would be funny if OP ran away in a similar fashion this guy did
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>>28595382
Yup, sure have
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Whether or not OP is casting tasty bait,

Somewhere out there right now, some pedo is legitimately thinking the same way OP is, and refuses to make the connection that having sex with underage girls makes him a pedophile.

What a crazy world.
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>>28594606
OP just tell them you're a crossdresser and have gender dysphoria and might be a girl trapped in a boys body, and thats why you have the panties, you can put them on to feel "normal"

thats the only thing that can save you
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>>28595398
>having sex with underage girls makes him a pedophile.
Raping/molesting little girls makes you a pedophile.
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>>28595395
Ugh. Now I Remember why I left this tainted shithole.

I can just smell the degeneracy
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>>28595412
This is actually a good idea, holyshit.
if you can convince them you aren't a pedo you're sort of saved,
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>>28595398
point to me where sex with underage girls was mentioned
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This thread was fucking vicious for the first half. It is finally getting productive, I actually wanted to help OP.

Sorry he left. Wish him the best.
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>>28595398
When did OP have sex with an underage roastie?
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>>28595424
A pedophile is someone who is sexually attracted to kids, whether he rapes them or not.
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>>28595358
Read the article, not just the headline. Obviously red light is not coming from mobile devices. So it's not mentioned.
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>>28595431
>/pol/tards on /r9k/
Isn't that a contradiction
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>>28595431
>/pol/babby
>phoneposter
>muh degenewacy
>joker from batman
you shouldn't be on 4chan anyway, you're 16 years old
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>>28595398

Pedo isnt underage. Underage is not even an actual thing. Pedo is attracted to prepubescents. You're like that faggot who misuses antisocial, not realizing it's an actual word that already exists in English.
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now I remember why I still come to /r9k/
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Tell your parents you are suicidal and need help. This will overshadow your moms discovery
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>>28595433
This but then you'd become a transfaggot in their eyes, i don't know which is worse
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>>28594643

>b but muh loli just a fantasy
>b but i'm not hurting anyone
>ur just a normie

die son

lolicon have always been scum
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Op i wont lie you fucked up pretty hard by getting caught

i can sorta relate to something not sexual related

so that is why you become a girls under garment designer.

thats right. devote your life to making womens underwear and go to fashion school.

you already like cute lolis right? just design cloths for them now.

just say you were scared of being labeled a pedo and you needed examples

open a girls undergarment store . LIVE THE DREAM

JUST IMAGINE
>WAKE UP
>DRIVE TO STORE
>OPEN DOOR
>DAT WAFT OF FRESH CLEAN UNDIES HITS YOUR FACE

getting paid for your hobby is the only way bud
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>>28595445
>Obviously red light is not coming from mobile devices. So it's not mentioned.
Not OP but you know how almost all displays create white light, right?
Pic related.
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>>28595441
Nope. That's like saying killing people in games makes you a murderer, it's amazing how dense people are when it comes to sex, suddenly everyone's the thought police.
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>>28595424
no, it makes you a child molester who is probably a pedophile.
being attracted to children makes you a pedophile.
OP isn't either.. he's probably just a retard who's confused and likes cute things like moe anime and girlish panties
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>>28595468
they'll just applaud his effort :^)
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>>28594606
kill yourself you degenerate, pedophile, incest loving trash.
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>>28595483
>That's like saying killing people in games makes you a murderer
Murder is an action that REQUIRES a victim. You can't murder someone without taking their life.
An attraction to children, including sexual fantasies about children, is known as pedophilia. It's a trait, not an action, and it doesn't even need a basis in reality.
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>>28595276
tell your parents you like wearing them and get a fucking job or move out immediately you stupid putrid fuck

your mom right now thinks you fantasize about your little sister and masturbate to her FUCKING underwear
do you have no shame? anything?

god help us all
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I once stashed my mom's old night gown in the same spot as you. When she found it I just said "maybe it got mixed up in the laundry" and she seemed to buy it.
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>>28595481
What does that have to do with my original point? Blue relaxing color, red is not.
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>>28595483
Are you another pedophile in denial as OP is? Because that's some fucking mental gymnastics

>i'm sexually attracted to little girls
>but i don't want to rape them, so i'm not a pedo
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>>28595484
>>28595506
>being attracted to children makes you a pedophile.
pedophiles actually hurt children. Being attracted to young girls is just a fetish first.
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>>28595483
>only in /r9k/ can someone miss the mark so wildly in an analogy
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>>28594678
> A robot would never survive jail
But at least he would no longer be a KHV
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>>28595527
>pedophiles actually hurt children

Maybe you should go look at things like the DSM or ICD and read up the definition of pedophilia.
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>>28595527
>Being attracted to young girls is just a fetish first.
Not sure if bait
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>>28595527
ohmygodyouaresoretardedlikefuckinghellareyoubrazillianorsomething
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After reading the last 10 posts of a pedophile trying to defend himself, I think I finally see why we have such a problem with pedos.

They're legitimately autistic.
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>>28595522
I'm just correcting you. What you see as white light on your screen is an illusion and that all computer displays need to emit red light to even show white. Nothing to do with color moods.
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>>28595543
This.
Grassroots rebellion
Destroy the oppressors
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>>28595515
She didn't buy it. The situation was just too awkward for her to deal with, so she decided to pretend like it never happened.
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>>28594703
How about stealing your dad's?

And what are you doing with them?
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>>28595469
better a tranny than an incestual pedo
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>>28594606
Off yourself my man.
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>>28595527
It's not "just a fetish". OP is this way because of a trauma at young age. It will only escalate for him and he will traumatize someone else.
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>>28595555
Fine, whatever. Use whatever term you want. But there's a difference between Pedos who molest children and people who are just attracted to children.
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>>28594643
Oh that's understandable
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>>28595412
if you're still here OP you need to do this, this is perfect
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>>28595591
If all of the people who were molested at a young age suddenly disappeared, how rapidly would molestation rates plummet?

Serious question.
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>>28595595
There really isn't. But are victimizing defenseless children, and both are disgusting.
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Look OP isn't a bad person, he as far we known hasn't done anything past steal some panties.

He needs advice and help, not a bunch of people trying to fuck with his head as his world starts falling around him.

OP do what people have recommended lie about being a tranny, lie about wanting to design women's underwear. Pick a lie and STICK to it. and watch out if they bring someone to see you.
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>>28595595
>Pedos who molest children and people who are just attracted to children.
You're right! The former are called "child molesters."
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>>28594643
>I'm 27. My sister is like 9.
Are you half or step siblings? This shit has always confused me but I saw it all the time in Jersey, parents have two kids well over a decade apart in age.
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>>28595595
>i-im not a pedophile i swear!
kys
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>>28594860
>arby's
Hahaha have fun in The Void, anon, god bless
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>>28595595
>But there's a difference between Pedos who molest children and people who are just attracted to children.
And yet, you don't seem to be able to use a word to label "people who are attracted to children"...

HMMMM....
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OP, I'm with you here. Do you have a way to contact?
This thread is flooded with Normies. If not I have a throwaway email to talk only
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Something tells me op is pulling prank on us
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>>28594606
OP fucking run.
Why the fuck would you do that? She's your sister. You've lost basically everything because you just wanted to sniff a 9 year old girls panties. Was it worth it OP?
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>>28595565
I'm talking about colors, not displays. Surely you understand what I meant.
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>>28595625
Assuming his mom is in her mid to late 40s, it's pretty easy.
>Have a failure of a child around 18
>Put off having children because they might turn out like OP
>20 years later have another child
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>>28594659
And some of your dad's giant yellowed tighty-whities.
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>>28595656
Sure do bro!

[email protected]
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>>28595671
I just saw your post and read
>Obviously red light is not coming from mobile devices
I just wanted to correct that.
I know you were talking about the article, but still that statement is just plain false. That's all I was doing.
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>>28595656
yeah thanks man this is all crazy.

[email protected]
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>>28595563
I think their subconsciousness is secretly telling them that what they feel is morally wrong, so they're struggling as much as they can to present it to themselves and in front of others as something that's not
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>>28595672
What does it feel like to be such a disappointing child that your parents were too traumatized to have another?
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>>28594606
Sell the panties for money to start your new life
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>>28595618
You don't have to have been molested to have a trauma that can cause a fetish like that. Probably close to 100%.
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>>28595724
I'm not OP. Learn to read.
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>>28594643
Terminate your existence my dude
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>>28595735
I never implied you were. Maybe stop jumping the gun, friendo
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>>28595761
>Asking the OP a question by linking to my post
Reddit
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>>28595008
welcome, sufferfag
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>>28595031
>I'm not a pedophile
That's what they all say.
Were they washed or dirty?
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>>28595730
This OP, seriously do it
There's bunch of degenerate richfags on the internet who would give big bucks for a pair of smelly panties
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>>28595695
You are right. Sorry. I was talkimg about how colors can affect moods and what OP was doing is stupid. I didn't think about RGB. I do know about RGB it's just something that's deep back in my head. It's 5am, I'm in bed and this thread is keeping me awake.
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>>28595810
It's fine, I'm just slightly autistic and I like to correct things like that when I see them. Sorry.
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>>28595619
piss off thought police, go march your overweight ubermensch ass back to /pol/
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>>28595078
You have a kitchen in your bedroom?
Lucky
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you done goofed OP. She will never look at you the same way.
People gave you plenty of good advices already. Nothing more to say


Here have this gif, it might ease your pain
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>>28594643

>pedophile
>anime image

Confirmation that 100 percent of weebshits are pedophiles.
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This is quite possibly the most autistic thread 4chan has ever had.
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>>28594606
>mom found the panty stash
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Listen robot, I don't know why I care but I have your best interests at heart. Here's what you do. This is going to save your life.

Come clean to your parents about your reasons for hoarding it. Explain it. Maybe write it all in a letter if you don't want to say it to their faces. It's as embarrassing and uncomfortable as fuck, but deal with it. It's better than the alternative, which is that they believe you're a dangerous pedophile. Tell them you wanted to keep it a secret, but you don't have an alternative because you're terrified of them coming to the obvious conclusion. Say that for whatever it's worth at this point, you're really fucking sorry, you know what you did is fucked up, and you're going to get help with it.

There's no way at this point to stop them from being angry and disgusted for a bit, but you can still save your long term relationship with them and probably get to stay at home, if you act immediately.

Your parents love you, it's basically impossible for them not to at some level, and they want to believe the best of you, if you give them the opportunity. Trust in them, bare your secrets and beg for their forgiveness and understanding.
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>>28595879
I think you missed the part where OP avoids his alcoholic Dad.
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>>28594606
>between my bed and box spring
That's the oldest one in the book, OP. Shoulda known better.
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>>28594643
OP, youre a pedophile. Your parents fear that you will rape your sister.
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