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New /r9k/ parliament thread I made a thread but deleted it because

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New /r9k/ parliament thread

I made a thread but deleted it because I was scared edition

old thread
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>>28585070
>>28585070
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First for wan wans
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>>28589189
Second for the smug trumpers
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>>28589081

What about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4

It's a fitting song.
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Welcome to my world lads. Can we get an updated parliment map now PAPA RON
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We weren't even close to bump limit you retard.
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I believe the question of a robot national anthem has already been settled and most just don't know it.

What else could it be but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
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Did you put me into the parliament?
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>>28589150
This is parliament of /r9k/ 3.0.
OP's image is wrong, we should post the seats in every thread and a link to the wiki.
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>>28589188
The edge is off the charts that it cuts me
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One more for the 2D party
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XD :^) :)
Originali
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If you want to join, choose a name and a tripcode.
>Anonymoose #tripcode

If you join a party, add it to your name.
>Anonymoose [Party] #tripcode

If you want something to be voted on, you need to draft a bill. These bills can become laws by majority vote. Votes can occur at any time, given that at least ten people are present. This number may change, check the OP.

You can claim a seat each Sunday. If you don't, you will lose your seat for that week. Doesn't mean you can't vote, only that you won't appear on the parliament picture.

Other guidelines may be added.

Somehow this isn't original.
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>>28589222

There is no other
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>>28589238
I have proven that my edge exceeds yours senpai
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>>28589150
what the original shit is this?
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>>28589129
If you get stupid husky I will find you and beat it to death in front of you.
You represent everything wrong with this world.
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>>28589232
>>28589238
Wow they really are edgy
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>>28589230
I know the image is wrong the 2 meant this is the second thread. I should have thought it out more. Also the wiki doesn't matter anymore apparently because this is a completely new parliament. Ron said that at least.
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>>28589257
No way I'm edgier I have wolf in the name
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A shameless advertisement to those non-party affiliated that may be lurking in this thread, the Smug Trumpers seek to Make R9k Great Again by purging normies and making laws for the Robots and not for special interest groups.
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>>28589260

>things that doghater-chan will never do
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>>28589244
You should use secure tripcodes instead of normal ones.
You can make them by using ## instead of #.
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We need a new bill to vote on
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First for Karen.
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>>28589244
Im switching to Autistic Socialists because I want to actually be in a party that matters
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>>28589279
>/pol/ crossboard party making /r9k/ great again
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>>28589273
There is no wiki. Maybe there will be one, maybe not. I'm still trying to tackle that issue. As for me, I always disliked the need to go to a wiki.
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I believe this song fits R9K well enough to be a consideration for the anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuxss1kBQWw
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I'm willing to join the edgelords in an anti-2D coalition
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>>28589305
a first for Karen sister fistinf
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what the fuck is going on here? WHY IS MY COMMENT NOT ORIGINAL?
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>>28589319
How do we remember all of our bills?
*LE EPICALY ORIGANLY COMENTY*
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>>28589304
We are currently discussion on an anthem, if you didn't notice, mr. special edgelord
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>>28589288
Only because you'll never get your stupid mutt.
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>>28589244
>tfw other party
I know you guys feel that feel. There's always openings for the Western Wojack Party.
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>>28589342
magic?

origami commentario autismus
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>>28589347
make it to be L'Internationale
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>>28589331
Please do not lewd the Karen.
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>>28589342
That's the very issue I was talking about.

>>28589301
I know, but that would kill of the Swanson tripcode. Maybe nobody will try to fuck me over.
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>>28589319
The wiki already exists and we should reuse it.
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia
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Is the Edgelords goal the same as before?
>Our name is not important. What is important is what We're going to do.
>We just fuckin' hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its corpse. Our whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And we always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And we will put in the grave as many as we can. It's time for us to kill. And it's time for us to die.
>Our genocide crusade begins here.
Because if it's against 2D it won't work out.
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>>28589393
No make a new one for third parliament like we did for second parliament.
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>>28589360

Don't remind me, I used to think you were a bad guy, but you're pretty good for bants, we should be friends
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>>28589364

What are your party's key viewpoints?

Might be interested in it, maybe.
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>>28589401
2D is getting too big. Gotta throw in anti anime shit
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I believe that before we pass a law that symbolises unity, we should unify the government first by having a PM
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>>28589406
No, it's pointless. We should reuse the old one and just keep the info on the old parliament in it.
I don't want to work on a new wiki.
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>>28589393
We can't edit any of the posts. Nobody has admin rights.
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>>28589401
>>28589424
Last time it worked out because 2D was split amongst 2D and cuteposters and we had some other big parties.
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I dont know if we should have a national anthem, no matter what its going to be autistic as fuck, I might enjoy it but theres going to be a lot of people who wont enjoy it no matter what it is and theres no way more than 50% of people will agree on one song
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I myself propose some jazz as the national anthem as it is a form of music normies don't tend to invade (I believe) and none of us has to sing during the thing should it ever play in a stadium
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw3fN3OPk3A
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>>28589454
I think it will split sooner or later once differences between waifu choices become an issue as more people with different preferences show up
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>>28589455

See this pls

>>28589222
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Seeing as how people are discussing party ideals, I'll throw ours out there
>The deportation of normies from r9k
>A cleansing of certain types of degeneracy, although not all as some repel normies.
>Making r9k Great Again
>An increased pride in being a robot, and the encouragement of cyborgs to either fully join us, or leave with the normies.
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>>28589440
I agree. Making an entire new wiki is really pointless. Honestly I think throwing out all the old bills is bad too.
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>>28589445
You should be able to edit it.
I have the admin rights, but I can't find the wiki settings anywhere now.
I don't remember locking out others from editing the wiki.
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Can somebody please post the updated parliament with me included?
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>>28589487
I edited it already. I added my name to the 2D members.
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>>28589370
Hello to any interested non-affiliated potential representatives. You may be asking: what does the Special Snowflakes Party stand for? We of the SSP believe every anon is special and of value as an individual even if we're not all equal. We recognize and seek to legitimatize depression and other mental illnesses that may afflict robots as not being memes. Our position relative to the other parties to be neutral and moderate - to fence sit basically.
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>>28589500
Do you need the validation that much?
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>>28589413
We stand for robot rights, anti-normie legislature, and the embracing of >that feel.

Many, if not all robots feel >that feel. We are the party that feels >that feel more than any other. Come, brother.
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>>28589410
Friends like pets are for the weak-minded.
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Join me and sit on the parliament and advocate for peace, stability between robots and normies, and common sense.
We are the silent majority.
We are the silent majority in you.
You know you have some sense anon, join the CSP and regain all of that sense today!
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Parliament Loves Memes Bill

All parliament when speaking of the member must refer to them as memebers.

That's my bill.
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>>28589511
Can you post the list of names to parties or is that too much, Ron senpai, I just want to know that I'm fully affiliated with autistic socialists
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What are pro-2D parties that aren't 2D?
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>>28589511
Yes thank you based ron.
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>>28589530

Literal edgy chuuni, I love it. Thumbs up from me.
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>>28589544
Could my fellow party member please form a coherent sentence
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Lone Wolf Party platform
>Stand for all edgy loner rights to do whatever the fuck they want to do
>Seek the destruction of groups of all kinds
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>>28589523
I respect your party and its view points, and I love the concept of the empowerment of the robot and the embracing of that feel. I see us making great strides in Making R9k Great Again in the future, good luck to you.
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>>28589547
Lone Wolf Party is anti-2D
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>>28589547
We're slightly pro-2D. They should be free to dispense with their creativity and imagination.
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>>28589547
Are edge lord anti 2D now?
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>>28589547
I, as a member, and possibly leader of the Autistic Socialists want to proclaim that the Autistic Socialists is a Pro-2D party
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>>28589533
Also, to clarify:
we see robots and normies, edgelords and sjws, autists and people with normal mental health all the same.
It's all a matter of perspective, and only if you join the CSP will you be able to fully express your concerns without shunning from other party members.
The time for unity has come!
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>>28589566
Parliament Loves Memes Bill

All people participating in parliament when they have to say the word member(s) must instead say it as memeber(s)

That's my bill.

is that good? I'm sorry.
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>>28589523
Okay my friend, I will try to feel > that feel.

Are there any parties, that we have particularly strong feels for?
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>>28589607
They haven't declared their stance on the matter so I assume on the fence
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Do i need to make a tripcode like a faggot
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>>28589624
Oh, I understand it, so Instead of me being a member of parliament, Im a memeber of parliment
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>>28589607
We used to be in co/a/lition, or as I prefer to call it, CIAlition.
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>>28589546
I did it as quick as possible.
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>>28589570
Pledging my katana to the lone wolves. I'll spill blood for the anarchy.
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>>28589624
better, thanks fellow memeber
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On the discussion of our national anthem, I believe it should be feels orientated, and not too loud. <iframe width="854" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/4fWyzwo1xg0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
This song seems to be a nice fit. However if anyone has a better choice, it would be greatly appreciated.
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C-can I join?
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>>28589646
Exactly. I'd like for this to be put up to a vote.
>>28589662
Thank you :3
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>>28589610
I agree, because it means everyone can have the waifu he wants. This helps eliminate the classism that helps chads get gfs.
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>>28589659
How can the lone wolf part have more than 1 member, thats the most autistic thing I've ever seen
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>>28589614
Common sense is not so common. Special Snowflakes recognize there is and always will be a clear distinction between normies even however weirdo and true dyed in the wool robots. We advocate reasonable relativism. Factionalism is inevitable, but through the coalition framework we may be able to work together still.
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>>28589655
I read Htespagheti as Haiti's spaghetti for some reason
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>>28589511
One more for Western Wojacks
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>>28589673
Oh christ... I made another mistake. Here was the song I was referring to.
https://youtu.be/4fWyzwo1xg0
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>>28589659
Wait a second. This doesn't seem right
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>>28589676
join us anon!
anons of the world unite
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>>28589676
Yes you can.
Select a party, or form your own, or go independent and Ron will set you up (I guess).
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>>28589676
Yes brother
Join the Lone Wolves today! We fight for you so you don't have to
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>>28589676
Join the only just cause
Defend 2D and let it prosper
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>>28589676
Yes, the Smug Trumpers always appreciates another robot looking to improve our board.
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What happens to past passed bills that are on the wiki?
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>>28589677
Were you in old parliament? Did you change name?
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>>28589728
This man knows what he is talking about.
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>>28589716
Alrighty, can I make my own party?
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>>28589754
No I wasn't, why is that?
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>>28589676
Join the Special Snowflakes today and you will be recognized for your BIG contribution!
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The Slavic Robot Party is open for membership. This is our flag. We forgo our "seats" in parliament in favor of "squats". Please depict our members on the chart with two little legs squatting.
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>>28589761
You can, but if you want more influence, I personally recommend joining a larger party.
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>>28589691
Common sense is not so common, but it isn't rare either. Together we can make it less and less rare.

There will be a clear distinction in some areas, but that doesn't mean that we aren't all the same in the core, and as such we all deserve rights.

The CSP can work in a coalition only if every coalition partner accepts the first and most important rule of the CSP:
Spread common sense and try to build a world where normies and robots are tolerant of each other.
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>>28589614
>>28589691
What are your party's specific views on non-threadspecific tripfags?
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>>28589761
yup
by the power of the proletariat I declare this is indeed original
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>>28589716
>>28589728
>>28589743
>>28589744
>>28589748
The only time I've gotten this many replies was getting trips in a check em thread, I'll make my own party, Meme Masters
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>>28589783
Nice roll

originalis commentalis
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>>28589624
I guess that is my final draft of the bill. Can we put it to a vote Ron?

am i even allowed to make bills?
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I almost forgot to check Miitomo today.
I was so close to losing my daily bonuses.

Anyone wants to start a new coalition?
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One's company but two's a crowd
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Make /r9k/ feel again. Join the WWP
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>>28589783
Non-threadspecific tripfags generally have a negative influence on board quality, but gentrification is not always the answer. As long as you do not see yourself above other anons, you will not be unduly discriminated against.
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>>28589802
Good luck, comrade :3
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>>28589802
Reading more I realize I don't want the responsibility of making a party, is it possible to retract this statement and join one?
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>>28589783
We see them as fitting in some settings, but not fitting in others. Nonetheless, he social stigma surrounding tripfags must be destroyed, as both anonymous and tripfags deserve a great /r9k/
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>>28589783
Normie incarnate, they seek attention from robots and quite a few of them tend to hurt robots. So, as far as non-threadspecific tripfags go I am strongly against them.
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Bringing it back. Add me and the party to the list please.
Will transfer ownership back to NoPseudonym if he comes back.
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>>28589774
Im a slavic robot but also a socialist. Sorry but I wont change my party. We can make a coalition if you want
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>>28589852
Yes it is possible, simply change your party affiliation while declaring your original party dismantled.
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>>28589708
Are you rejecting my allegience?
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>>28589698
Lel.

>>28589852
Yes, it's possible.
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>>28589783
Tripfags ruin threads because they're attention whores and rarely have anything useful or funny to say
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>>28589584
Thank you, Pepe. We hope to restore /r9k/ to a better time. One of less strife.
>>28589633
Nothing so far. Still feeling things out.
>>28589703
Welcome brother. Remember to add [Western Wojack Party] to your title.
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>>28589825
Okay I didn't like you at first but that was funny. I'm warming up to you, anon-kun.
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>>28589867
Putting Cuteposters United up for a coalition with 2D if the members of 2D and Cuteposters United agree
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>>28589852
You're a big memeber...
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>>28589872
Wew hold up there lad, we don't have a designated leader, I think theres a third
>memeber
of our party but I don't know where he is, surely we should make this decision together or designate a leader, But im happy to form a coalition anyway
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>>28589892
The Lone Party has no leader. It is The Party. I do not question your katana
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hey guys im new
count me in
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Fellow wizards, do we have any uderlying ideology besides our pursuits of the arcane?
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>>28589917
His responsibility is to big for him to handle
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>>28589927
You have no tripcode. This is not that hard.
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>>28589925
This guys bringing me closer to ending my life prematurely with every letter, literally someone make a bill to limit this amount of edge
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>>28589909
Sounds good to me. Cuteposters and 2D have always had a prospering alliance in past parliaments.
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>>28589925
Whew, I was considering founding the new lone wolves
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Mr. Speaker we need an agenda
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>>28589927
Welcome to the party, although your name is a bit suspicious, I hope to see you working for Robot interests with us in the future.
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>>28589891
>>28589896
I join special snowflakes then, and I'm not gonna change my mind this time. Also meme masters is dismantled. Alrighty.
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>>28589944
Ron please put my bill up to a vote. >>28589624
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>>28589924
I agree with the coalition with our slav comrades
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>>28589949
Yeah, it was quite a no-brainer to me.
If the other memebers of 2D agree I'd like to make this coalition official
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>>28589944
checked

like this?
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>>28589924
So thats two votes for the coalition right?
I can make a kik group if you want
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>>28589949
So, should we start a new coalition?
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>>28589872
We look forwards to a future partnership. I hope that more Slavic Robots are here so we may Squat together. Although you may not join us today know that you have a place in our hearts.
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>>28589996
Great, now you are an official member of the party.
Lets Make R9k Great Again.
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>>28589244
One more seat for WWP
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>>28589936
The arcane and achieving ultimate power.
Not sure if there is anything else to stride for, but suggestions are welcome.
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>>28589998
A partnership with Cuteposters is the obvious choice
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Attention!
This bill is now going into vote, as I so no need to discuss it any futher.

>Parliament Loves Memes Bill
All people participating in parliament when they have to say the word member(s) must instead say it as memeber(s)

Voting time is ten minutes, quote this post to cast a valid vote.
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>>28590013
>race identity parties
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>>28589998
>>28589993
Yes we should. Are we going to form something new or bring back the old ANC?
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>>28590044
I vote AYE because who doesnt love a good meme sesh, right lads :3
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>>28589991
Then let it be so!
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>>28590044
Aye, let members become memebers
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>>28590044
Aye.

We can make this a better place, memebers.
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>>28590044
Yea

All lone wolves love memes
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>>28590044
nay, that'll just be more confusing
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>>28590044
I vote AYE if i'm allowed to im very iffy on how things work.
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>>28590044
>tfw didn't even realise there was a bill on
Aye
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>>28590044
I vote Aye, seeing as this really has no sort of weight on anything and who doesn't like a good meme.
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>>28590044
Aye.
We should refer to ourselves as memebers.
This sounds like a lot of fun >.<
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Special offer today as a sign of good will, since we recently had a big donation from an anonymous donator:
For our autistic members of the board, each and every autist that joins the party today, will have a whooping 1500 GBPs thrown into their bank account. Don't miss the offer
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>>28590052
This is my first parliament, what does ANC stand for?
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>>28589966
Glad to you have aboard! Together we will make /r9k/ a fairer land for robots and free from undue shackles to special interests.
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>>28590044
Nay.
This bill is no use and starts the exact idiocy you people tried to ban with the first bill.
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>>28590044
Aye!
This is a really nice bill.
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>>28590032
Welcome to the party, my feeling friend
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>>28590044
I vote nay. I foresee this gimmick getting old very quickly.
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>>28590052
Maybe we should come up with a new name for it.

>>28590094
We should create a currency for this board and do the legislation for it. As of now there is no legally accepted money on /r9k/.
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>>28590044
Nay.

Doesn't sound right to me.
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There has to be a better way to communicate than 4chan threads right?
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>>28589898
>>28589855
>>28589847
My views are an ambivalence towards the usage of this board. Integrity of a thread is not of my concern. I accept all users of this board and they should accept others too.
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>>28590046
Ah perhaps I should clear that up, we are not only for Slavs, but also those who share Slav values of sadness, drinking, poverty, and Squatting. Though we are comprised of and named after Slavs, the Slav is also our "spirit animal" if you will. We accept Slavs who were born with our values and those who have come to adopt Slav values.
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>>28590044
Aye seems good too me
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>>28590094
Ok we need a Party Finance Reform bill to prevent this bullshit
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>>28590094
You see, this is the sort of problem that plagues this board.
Corruption at a mass scale, a man who peddles Common Sense of all things, is attempting to bribe his autistic robot brethren into following his ideology, truly low energy.
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>>28590044
Nay, too many rules will soon be hard to follow even tho it has it's merits.
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Leave the anthem to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWNT11IqSXM
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>>28590136
Of course there are. But this came to be on 4chan and will stay here. If you don't like it you have any right to leave.
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>>28590102
Anti Normie Coalition. It's what allowed us to have parliament majority in times past.

>>28590134
What are you thinking?

Also do we have a unbiased moderator this time around that isn't in a party?
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Let me lead you.
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>>28590146
Forgive me, forgot my trip
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>>28590138
I disagree with this, and will show so by stating

REEEEEE NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD
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>>28590138
Then you should join the CSP, as we will always work to ensure that every user of the board is accepted, regardless of their affilations and political views.
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>>28590146
I like this. I believe Slavs embrace lone wolves, right?
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>>28590044
Voting Nay. This bill serves a weak gimmick the shelf life of which will quickly expire
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I wish to join
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>>28590171
>Konata[Cuteposters United] !!52RBtwHL3HY
Mrs. fromer President, nice to have you here.
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>>28590044
Nay. Not clear as to if there is punishment for using member(s) instead of memebers(s)if the bill were to pass.
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>>28590044
Aye, sounds good to me
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>>28590171
Kona-chan, you're back! Now begins the road to your presidency.
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>>28590153
>>28590119
>>28590063
>>28590080
>>28590088
I'm happy that my party supports my bill. Even if it's shot down I won't forget this. I love you guys.
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>>28590167
I think that CIAlition is the best name, because baneposting is great.
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>>28589936
>>28590036
After a couple of minutes of rest I know what must be done
For us to not be corrupted and to be loved by our fellow robots we must make a bill to remove all normie and roastie scum from /r9k/ as they are weak in mind and body
idk if that's possible tho since there's a party called normie squad and that bill would imply removing them from the board
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>>28590182
We respect the lone wolf as loneliness is a key emotion of Slavs.
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>>28590167
Then I'd opt for the Cute Anime Coalition because it a) represents more what we would stand for and b) CAC is almost as usable as kek
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>>28590186
Are you a loner? Are you edgy? If so join the Lone Wolf Party today!
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>>28590209
Maybe you should join our CIAlition. Your virginity and hatred for women fits our cause.
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>>28590186
join the Autistic Socialism party then comrade!
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>>28590161
This isn't corruption, the donator wanted the money to be given to the lowest classes of the board.
And what people stand lower economically than people that survive on GBPs? What people?
Should we hide the problems behing 'corruption' or should we attempt to help people that survive on GBPs?
Join CSP and fight with us for a better society!
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>>28590202
Curious question, how many Karen pics do you have?
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>>28590213
I propose a coalition between the Slavs and Lone Wolves. I believe our agendas are similar and can approve more bills like this
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>>28590186
Do you enjoy Squatting and other core Slavic values? Then join the Slavic-Robot Party
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>>28590206
>>28590214
I'd be more in favor of the CAC, but you guys should decide on something as a party.
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>>28590201
We will crush bullies under an iron-fist of cuteness!
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>>28590209
My dear mage, even if we cannot remove the normie influence that pervades this fair chamber I am certain we can censure them! Special Snowflakes put robots first!
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Is homolust still here?
t. Amyl Nitrate
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>>28590240
Enough.

WOW NOW I CAN'T LOOK COOL BY JUST SAYING "ENOUGH" THANKS /R9K/
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>>28590214
CAC isn't memetic enough.
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>>28590221
I will indeed, the edge has begun
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>>28590244
Dear Slavs I fucking love you dont do this they are the worst party I swear to fucking god literally please dont even think about this
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>>28590209
Your proposal is indeed most noble friend, but as you yourself have pointed out, it is both radical and impractical.
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>>28590253
May you succeed in this noble endeavour
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>>28590237
New Bill proposal

>Official /r9k/ parties may not distribute free "gibe dats" to non party officials. The penalty for breaking this law will be immediate suspension of the party and a maximum sentence of being forced to attend 10 normie parties.
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Voting time ended!

18 valid votes were casted - 11 in favor, 7 against.

The bill passed and is now a law. Fuck me.
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>>28590253
Iron-pets can be quite effective in subduing the opposition.
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I have been making observations of each party's ideology and I would like to make a proposal.
A coalition to work on the enhancement of R9k, the purging of normies, the empowerment of the robot, and the embracing of that feel.
The coalition shall be called, the Robot Empowerment Movement. I believe, that it should be between the Smug Trumpers, Wizard's Guild, and the Western Wojak party.
If the other parties agree, we can work together to Make R9k Great Again right away.
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>>28590209
This sort of SJWism will not stand when the CSP takes power.
Removing and ostracizing normies and roasties the same way they did that to you?
No.
We choose tolerance, we choose unity and peace.
Join CSP and be accepted here, no matter who you are!
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>>28590275
wew
You are in good edgy hands my friend
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>>28590315
>Fuck me
I-I don't swing that way
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>>28590209
Everyone would love a cleansing and removal of normies from this board, but it will be hard to enforce. I wish there was an easy way. We all could have it as a long term goal, but perhaps the best way is to treat them like summerfags and hope they disappear.
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>>28590315
Sorry, I don't fuck memebers of parliament. (^_^)
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I am starting the party REE. REE stands for stopping the normies from infesting this board. Only true robots should join. If you are disgusted when you pass a normie on the street join us.
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>>28590315
Come on, down be so rude to another MEMEber of parliment, its a great bill and im sure it will not be followed for times to come
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>>28590044
Yea for memes also nice dubs Mr. Speaker.
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>>28590178
CSP sounds fair. I hope to be a proud member.
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>>28590323
What about animu and waifus?
Getting a waifu or a tulpa is the cure for tfwnogf/bf.
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>>28590323
Wizard' Guild agree to the proposal
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>>28590368
>forgot to put my party name in my trip code
Im off to a bad start
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>>28590368
A true robot knows that Pepe is a forced meme for normies.
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>>28589774
>>28590146
I'm in.
origami
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>>28590386
Grand, now with confirmation from the Western Wojak Party we can begin our revival of R9k immediately.
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I am off duty from now on. If you want to vote on bills, do you by yourself. You are adults, you can take care of yourselves.
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>>28590360
I do not think this is what we are lookin for wizard, you can't just ignore them
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>>28590315
Is there no way to vote again after clearing up the language of the bill? If not what is the punishment for saying member(s) and not memeber(s)?
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>>28590404
A true robot knows that the normies stole pepe, I'm not gonna let them ruin pepe for me.
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Updated parliament please?
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>>28590337
But who are they to discriminate us at our own home, friend. They have pushed us to this board where we found peace and now they will even push us away from it. From our own home? We shall not stand for this atrocity
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>>28590295
Autistic Manchildren and Slavs have nothing in common. You have no power here
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>>28590380

What happens to old bills passed from old parliament?
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>>28590323
no! this is not fascism reeeee
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>>28590405
>put trip before party name
My bad.
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>>28589774
>TFW slav
>TFW i don't care about slav party
I'm a traitor.
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Alright Comrades, if Ron Senpai is taking his break so will I. I will see you again tomorrow, have fun etc
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>>28590427
>Is there no way to vote again after clearing up the language of the bill?
You vote on the draft as it is shown. No editing.

> If not what is the punishment for saying member(s) and not memeber(s)?
Banishing to the sixth level of robothood.
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>>28590421
Who is the backup speaker? We should probably vote on it
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>>28590443
I think we should start fresh and maybe vote on them again and possibly rework them.
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>>28590323
I commend your notion but it appears to be too idealistic and an impossible feat.
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