Autistic faggot bingo
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Autistic faggot bingo
Show me your autism you dweebfags
asdasdasddfasdfasgfasdfgaaerg
on the plus side, I only scored one line,
>>28578566
oh, this one's the template.
>>28578557
God damnit.
originalkalashnikov
>>28578557
Why would I want a female partner?
>using memes IRL
Absolutely disgusting.
>anally masturbating is as bad as liking my little pony
This loser doesn't even experience pleasure.
>Linux is too hip
Good luck working for a real company.
w-what's wrong with dubstep?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WJy87e-1fg
>>28578557
I'm... beginning to think I'm more autistic than I thought.
>>28578657
I agree. Some of this is just retarded. Being against the cancer that is feminism today is autistic? OK buddy.
sdgjsdipgjaskldgjasdkl;ghjswaeg90[aseg
>>28578557
not into anime
Awww... next time, maybe.
>>28578700
Did you really doubted it?
If you get horny but seeing two dogs fuck, it's easy to realize you are not normal, anon.
the feeling tfw when youre a loser but you sincerely believe youre better than fat people, manlets, irl memefags, queers, furries and 12 year olds that still play games
>>28578830
I-It's not like I go around telling people!
I didn't even need to finish reading it, i got the whole "0" line
who made this piece of shit?
>>28578557
>dubstep
>modern feminism
>atheism
I do not consider these worthy of autism, expecially for the atheism since i do argue, but peacefully goddamnit, we're not all fedora wearing autists. Same goes for third wave feminism.
For the rest, come at me broes.
Way too many close calls...
Only like 3 or 4 of those things can be considered autistic. Fuck off you buzzword spewing underaged retard.
No bingo for me...
I'd have to anally masturbate to get a bingo.
>skilled with Linux (reason why I'm financially independent)
>against feminism
>listen to edm
>don't exercise
>>28579040
i know what you mean, anon
unaboriginal comment
>>28579074
Maybe it isn't too late for bingo, anon.
xxccxxcxcxxxc
I have installed Gentoo, does that count as skilled?
>being a normalfag
TOP KEK
>>28578557
here you go anonnn. Save it if you want
I used to be overweight. Does that mean that I managed to cure my own autism?
textless posts are not allowe.d fkfkfkfkf
>>28578557
Overweight [n] Not shaven [~ - not now but will shave soon] 100+ games [y] no friends [y] free time on computer [y]
masturbate >3x [y] furry [y] no gf [y] brony [y - porn only] do not shower [y]
bullied [~ - in early years, then ignored, still fucked me up] financially dependent [y] 4chan [y] virgin [y] unemployed [y]
athiest and argue [~ rarely when threads are derailed] hentai [y] collector [n] anime [n] memes irl [y -only to younger brother]
do not execrise [~ have to walk dogs] anal masturbation [n] EDM [n] against feminism [y] skilled [~ use as daily driver, not very skilled though]
so that's a bingo straight across line 2, a bingo diagonally from "do not exercise" to "free time on computer", a bingo vertically through line 5, and probably some more i'm too lazy to do.
>>28578557
>skilled with Linux
>not a marketable life skill
Get fucked OP
Also bitches love facial hair you sperg
i guess i'll survive
>>28580310
there's a difference between being able to rice desktops and being able to administrate a server desu
>>28578566
>non autist on r9k
>still treated as one in real life.
Who /paria/ here?
I'm just a legit oldschool nerd though, not an autist.
How many loses does tranny count for
Almost got bingo, guess I'm not an autistic faggot tho
EDM/Dubstep is normie as fuck, I don't know why you included it here. Dubstep has maybe started shifting out of the normalfag radius of acceptance but EDM is 100% normalfag.
Not too bad
No bingo
>>28578557
here's mine, bucko
>>28578700
>not against modern feminism
>argues with religious people
>furry
>listen to dubstep
Just.. Jesus..
>>28578557
pretty much this original pallet right here
>stop muting me, fuckwit
>>28578566
>no bingo
narrowly avoided
>>28579073
Which ones can be considered autistic specifically
>>28578557
This is one shitty bait chart.
>masturbating more than 3 times a week
perfectly normal
>being skilled with linux
People can have jobs?
>Being against modern 'feminism' is autistic
lmaoing at your lyfe
>>28578700>>28578973
>>28579031
>>28579040
>>28579095
>>28579136
>>28579212
>>28580818
At least you have a good taste in music.
>>28578566
if this much makes me an autistic faggot then i have transcended the autistic faggot space time
I hate anime. its too normie for me. I like aircraft geography history, tanks and sci fi and a lot of other stuff.
Somehow I missed out on a bingo. If I was bullied, I would have bingoed. I was kinda bullied in school, but I don't think it counts as proper bullying, all things considered, I did alright on the bullying front.
>>28578557
like one Bingo isn't already bad.
Almost two is shit. I pity those who have more than one
In my defense I'm on college,I like the bad shave look ,I'm afraid of start doing exercise and start eating more then stop doing it and get fat
And fuck taking bath everyday
>>28578566
>over 100 vidya
>free time on computer
>no gf
>fap to hentai
>against feminism
that's it for me
Japanese animation expert and proud, gaijin filth keep away
>always clean shave(hate beard)
>rarely watch anime
>I have good figure and normal weigh
eh well atleast i'm not disgusting neckbeard
fml no qt husky wan wan with fluffy paws to cuddle
god damn normalfags on this thread
>>28583261
fml im against feminism too
did I win the game robots
>>28578557
Well that's it lads. It was nice knowing you all.
What do I win?I want to kill myself ;_;
So very close. Well played.
>>28578557
fagit
originaliolio
Thank god I'm fucking safe.
2ez desu
>>28578657
>sticking dildos up my bum is less autistic than watching a cartoon show for enjoyment!
>what an injustice!
lmao ok bud
Could be worse.
Pink is for sure. Blue is kind of.
What is few friends? I have maybe 8 outside of work.
Technically not a virgin, was molested a few times by an older girl when I was 10 so there's not much difference between me and an actual virgin in terms of experience.
Does part time volunteer work count because I can't find anything else?
>I reference internet memes in real life
Should I just kill myself?
>>28583574
>>28583661
Ever seen the fucking opacity slider?
>>28584085
How the fuck can you be kind of a virgin. You've either fucked a girl or haven't, senpai
>>28584085
>>28584147
>Technically not a virgin, was molested a few times by an older girl when I was 10 so there's not much difference between me and an actual virgin in terms of experience.
Shit, didnt read that kek
So you're not a virgin
27 F UK
Didn't get a bingo
Everyday my level of self hate increases.
>>28584177
I've heard arguments both ways. People saying that any contact/insertion = not virgin anymore, and at the time it was so small I doubt there was anything more than contact. Insertion would have probably been physically impossible.
Then I've heard arguments that virginity is more of a mental thing than physical, like being a virgin you are kind of waiting for your first time with a girl. So while I guess I was, it wasn't exactly a mental decision on my part, she just kind of did what she wanted with me.
>>28584187
L O N D:^)
Couldn't get a bingo. I'm pretty bad but I'm not a robot. All reeeeeeing and frog pictures aside this actually feels pretty good.
>>28584414
>I used one that was already filled out by somebody
I need to pay the fuck attention. Oh well.
not as bad as i thought 8)
Here you all go. At least i'm not a weaboo or brony.
am i one of the cool kids yet?
>>28578557
looks like i have double autism
>>28584074
don't knock it til you try it
>>28578557
bingo
orfgiginal 324y3278432
>>28578557
sorry but i forgot that you need text for the post to work.
Why do we put effort in this shit and not in something more useful.
>>28578557
Being against modern feminism is not autistic
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I made it baby. I don't have bingo.
I don't seem to belong on this board. Good.
if only i was still a virgin
also, if anything i shower/bathe too much
I'd masturbate more if I could.
Hory shit oni-chan, thats some crazy austism-desu
>>28578557
8 out of 25
Nice to be normal
>>28578557
but i have two part time jobs, so I'm saved...
>>28578557
time for die
>>28586903
took me a sec
I don't understand how modern feminism has anything to do with being an autist but okay.
Could've done worse
In be defense:
>Not sure how having blackheads, something genetic and relatively out of my control, should be counted against me.
>I do spend a lot of my free time on a computer, but it's not browsing 4chin 24/7 or watching anime. I'm studying for a CPA exam and do other productive things (Duolingo lessons, Udemy classes, etc.).
>I think even normies masturbate, so not sure how that ones so bad.
>Generally, you don't get much smellier or greasier if you shower every 2-3 days instead of daily. I mean if you work out in the hot sun in a construction job, sure, showering daily may be required. But otherwise, 2-3 days is fine.
>Even some normies don't like feminism.
I agree that my other ones are pretty bad, though.
Close one. Not being a disgusting horse fucker saved me.
>>28578557
Guess I don't have the 'tism!
>>28578557
>implying bronies are'nt furries
got bingo 3 times
>>28578557
Well this just fucking nailed it.
18/25 (72%), but no bingo. Am I still an autist?
I am always one off on all but 2 columns. I never win.
>>28578557
aksnbfgn???
Is it as bad as I think it is?
![afb[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/v5SKZTV.png "afb[1]")
