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Saw this test on /pol/. Let's see your personalities robots.
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Saw this test on /pol/. Let's see your personalities robots.

105 questions. Got avoidant although I'm not surprised by that.

>tfw there are a few high bars
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>>28492534
Forgot link

http://www.celebritytypes.com/global-style/test.php
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link us famalam
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>>28492552
I did m8>>28492545
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>>28492825
Better than my results.
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I think this is one of those times where blaming everything on women is fine.
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well... fuck

original comment
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>>28492534
Wew lads

100% Compulsive.
57% Dependent.
42% Antisocial, Narcissistic, Histrionic, Sadistic, Schizoid.
28% Depressive, Hypomaniac.
14% Avoidant, Borderline, Negativistic, Schizotypal.
0% Masochistic, Paranoid.

>Your personality style is: Compulsive
>Your test scores suggest that your personality style entails: A preoccupation with matters of order and control. Not only are you supremely well organized and settled into your usual and familiar routines, you also believe that others should be. This may lead the people around you to perceive you as a moralistic stickler and a busybody - someone who's always pointing out the inefficiencies and mistakes of others, smugly flaunting your own successes as a model for others to follow. Unbeknownst to yourself, however, one reason that you cling to the rules is because you feel that you constantly must fight off urges to let loose in order to be worthy of love and respect. You most likely have unacknowledged feelings of anger and defiance that you hide away from the world, attempting instead to present a perfect facade that others may admire and respect.
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What does this mean?

occontent
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ok

very original comment
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>Your personality style is: Multiple Personality Styles

did i pass the test? and does that mean i have DID?
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>>28492534
Narcissistic...no wonder you are a robot
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Super original communication
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>>28493059
>>28493124
You two are all over the place

>>28493048
>all those 100%
I think so too anon

>>28493191
When I took it on /pol/ I got Multiple Personalities too. Pic related
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It doesn't even know what I am. Bad feel desu. It's weird I answer the questions normally and don't think I sound bad in the slightest.
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If I had some friends all my problems would be cured.
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>>28492534
Wew lads, I am really starting to worry that I am schizoid desu, was hearing shit last night, and started thinking that breaking the off tv would make it go away...
Did I pass though?
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>all these 70%+

meme test

>>28493463
schizoid isnt directly associated with the "positive" symptoms of psychotic disorders, such as hallucination
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Damn, I sure am a sad needy bastard
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>>28493522
I am having other "positive" symptoms tho anon, been hearing shit, seeing shadows move oddly, and had a few minutes the other day where I was convinced that someone had bugged my house...
Fuck me I don't wanna be insane lads.
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real serial killer hours
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wew, gotta work on that compulsivity
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I guess I'm masochistic. Makes sense.
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>>28493588
thats schizophrenia mate
sorry but youre fucked
better luck next time ;_;7
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well that was one of the more interesting personality tests i have done
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>>28493588
Not the other anon but I've had stuff like this. Seeing shadows move and keep thinking that people can see what I do. Like they can tap into my eyes or some shit.
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What does that entail exactly?

I didn't think I was narcissistic since I lack confidence.
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>>28493689
>>28493744
Fuck mates, should I just shoot myself when I turn 25 or what?
I already have tremours, manic depressive stages, and now this shit. I swear to god someone needs to clean this Earth of all the filth on it that creates these things.
Also, tell me your episodes other anon, do you ever feel like all the people in a public place are suddenly going to attack you? and you get that insane urge to strike first so you can at least take one down with you?
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What's historonic?
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how fucked I am?

>muted
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This is bullshit and an original comment buddy
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would of thought that histrionic would have been higher imo
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>>28493922
>histrionic

I want stacey to leave
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>on question 98
>hit that amazon ad by accident
>back to question 1

JUST
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>>28494012
personality type: dumbfuck
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Apparently an avoidant sadist
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I don't know what to make of this
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>>28493815
Haven't had thoughts like that but I always feel like people are keeping an eye on me. As if they're waiting for me to do something out of the ordinary. I don't know, it fucks with me when I'm out
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Flamboyant, dependent and obsessive apparently.
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oh shit lads
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>>28494089
Shiet, looks like I am even out progressing others.
Well, kms at 24 it is then, hopefully before I start posting google Earth images on /x/ as proof of a Grey conspiracy.
Feeling that 4chan is all a big lie desu, the weak members of society join in, and there is no getting off this ride.
You only leave when you cannot post any more, and in the process you become racist, gay, insane, autistic and opinionated about all of it...
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I don't know what half of these words mean.
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>>28494220
Fuck, I forgot to attach the picture to the post.
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Males sense desu senpai. I alternate from thinking I'm the best to thinking I'm scum and should end my life.
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WOOO TIME 2 PARTY U CUNTS

This test seems to think that I TRY to become the center of attention, I can't help it that everybody just finds me interesting.
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>>28493890
I'd say pretty fucked family

>>28494152
More sane than the rest though. Keep on being fruity

>>28494157
Damn son. Hey, at least sadist is low right?
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>>28494279
>Damn son. Hey, at least sadist is low right?

Yeah, but jeez the rest of it is pretty bad senpai&cheese sandwich.
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half of you with 6 or more above 50% are likely just impressionable people without a well defined personality
the exact opposite of the insane mix of pathological thinking that the test is giving you
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Not hypomaniac enough but seems about right
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Great, I have a meme disorder
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You'll cowards belong in a hospital
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>got multiple personalities 3 times in a row, took the test 100% seriously and honestly

Oh fuck boys what does it mean? I really hope this is bullshit.
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well i don't think im that sadistic
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i guess it makes sense
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Perfectly accurate honestly
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>>28494437
>having low bars
kys familia :^)

>>28494334
Well, don't get too worried. Maybe >>28494377
is right
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Yup, about the same results for pretty much every test.
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>>28494446

Your personality style is:
Avoidant

Your test scores suggest that your personality style entails: A susceptibility to anxiety and depression, which you guard against by withdrawing from evaluative social situations. You may appear emotionally flat to others at times, but contrary to how others perceive you, this flatness is not your actual state. Instead, you use it as a form of self-protection: As soon as you are around people, feelings of tension and disharmony start to creep up on you. By presenting yourself as quiet, reticent, and modest in social situations you hope to inject some remoteness whereby you can maintain emotional distance in the event that others should start expressing negative evaluations of you. The irony is that you have a strong desire for acceptance and affection, but you restrain these longings in yourself because you are afraid that if you let others get close to you, they will only end up hurting you.


Did this thing just summarize my life?
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>>28492534

Who here /notoverlydependant/?

Feels great to not be a crybaby.
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well i discovered i have some diseases, soo good i am a special snowflake now!!!
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Your test scores suggest that your personality style entails: An extreme autonomy and self-reliance, and a deviance from societal norms. You have poor impulse control and are sensitive to being slighted. Hostility and vindictiveness comes easily to you. You are impatient and restless, always in pursuit of more of "the good things in life." You are never satisfied in having, only in taking. Seemingly undaunted by risk, pain, and punishment, you are truly unbound by the deterrents that normally condition people's lives, be they cultural or biological.

Pretty accurate to be honest.
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>>28494650

Checking in.

It's really the only thing I have going for me.
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>>28492534
The test was confused.
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Who /114%/ here?
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never actually thought i'd be this paranoid and dependent
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>I can't stand pompous and affected people who think they're better than me.

Who the fuck answers "disagree" to that question? It's basically "I can't stand assholes"
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>>28494743
Everyone else does though. Everyone
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>>28494632
It really is a good description.
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>>28494748

>Who the fuck answers "disagree" to that question?

Those who have accepted their position as the inferior human being.
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>Your personality style is: Multiple Personality Styles
why
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Is that website's MBTI test accurate?

What's the best website for MBTI?
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Was told I have multiple personalities
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well I mite have a multi persona issue which mite explain the voices
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I don't understand the compulsive and negative part, could someone explain?
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Multiple Personality Disorder You Say?
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I always score 100's in schizotypal. What's the point? Personality disorders are complete memes
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I didn't get any hundreds so pretty sure I passed

Only reason sadistic is so low is that I don't interact with people enough for it to show
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>>28494867
That one.

dickdickdickdickdick
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>>28494377
>>28494377
>>28494377
Fucking this

Everyone here should read the fucking instructions; if you're unsure about your answer, automatically click disagree
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Lay it on me thick, bots. How bad is it?
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>>28495124
Read >>28494377


That's what your scores mean
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>>28495103
I wasnt unsure about any of them, actually. Still got like 5 100%, most psychological.
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I'm a diagnosed autist.
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Looks right to me. Just fuck my * up.
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original comments are the best friend of the post policing robot
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>>28495153
Wish he was true. I don't have much of a personality, being honest, but not to be edgy there's definitely something wrong with me. Probably nothing worth diagnosing, but I'm even I recognise that I'm avoidant, depressive and schizoid at least. Fun mix of qualities.
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How did some of you get 114% in one category? How is that possible?
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100% narcissist

That part was already pretty obvious, but I really don't think I'm that dependant.
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100% Schizoid
Oh, that might explain a lot
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>>28495485
What does it mean? Are we just empty shells?
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havenothingtosaysoilljustwritethis
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>>28495504
In ways.

You have no interests, passions or loves. Life just runs right through you and all you can do is give it a thousand yard stare. You don't feel anything is wrong with you, but you literally have no romantic, sexual or friendship desires. You'd like to take a night job where you can work alone, live alone, and spend the rest of your life that way.

Being schizoid is a lot different from being depressed and introverted
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>Your personality style is: Depressive
damn
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>>28495617
That hits pretty close to home. I just wish I could retreat in a small midwestern town and spend the rest of my life shitposting and being cozy.

How is it different from being depressed and introverted? Aren't depressed people pretty similar?
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>TFW the personality test can't tell you what personality you have
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>>28495648
Because depressed is a mood disorder. SPD you have no moods. They're busted. You don't love your family, friends, pets, etc. They're 1000 miles away from you. Praise and criticism mean absolutely nothing. You'd stop existing all together if you could, but you're not depressed or angry.

Depression can run the emotional spectrum. Schizoids literally cannot

You have absolutely no personality. That's Schizoid. Don't diagnose yourself with a life altering personality disorder based on these tests
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>TFW 100% avoidant
feelsbadman
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>>28495720
So if I feel emotions sometimes but mostly don't, I don't have SPD?
I strongly identify with a lot of elements that comprise the description of SPD (extreme secrecy, an inner world I spend most of my time in, a lack of empathy or strong feelings most of the time) but I can still feel things.
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>>28495785
Here's the thing: do you care?
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Did I do well on this thing?
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>>28495825
Ultimately, no. I don't know if I'd stop existing if I could because I don't see the point in that either, though, as opposed to just waiting.
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I need to see a doctor
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>>28492534
"Sometimes people smile at me in the street and I don't really know why."
I don't get smiles, but I do get people staring at me like they have something to prove or as if they hate my guts.
I wish I got smiles.
It's likely because I tend to have an imposing, foreboding, hateful look on me constantly.

"I'm not one to stand on the side lines at parties - I always end up catching people's attention somehow"
Would you count people either being needlessly intimidated, wary of or rude towards me as catching attention somehow

"I subordinate myself to others to avoid trouble."
Would you count "actually being shot" or "impeding the progress of something I'm attempting to do" as trouble?
Because I've subordinated myself to others to avoid those two things in the past and I'm legitimately curious.
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"Oh dear, oh dear. Either you clicked 'Agree' to too many questions that did not really apply to you, or you appear to have multiple, equally prominent personality styles. It is quite possible that you have several personality styles that are all strongly expressed and which co-exist in you. Whether you really have these multiple personality styles, or you just clicked 'Agree' too leniently, we are unable to say, and we are therefore also incapable of giving you a more personalized description. But you can consult the charts below in order to see which of the styles you score the strongest on"

Should I be worried?
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>>28495947
original comment required.
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>>28495871
Keep in mind almost all schizoids are reluctant to seek help, treatment, or even engage in that. They don't think there's anything wrong with themselves.

Most are brought to psychologists by concerned family.
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>>28492534
im the kind of guy who doesnt waste his time with this shit, who are you?
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>105 fucking questions
how do you have the patience to take this 30 minute shit test bullshit
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>>28496000
Since my early teens my family's been telling me it's abnormal that I lacked passions, strong interests, had no friends and didn't want to have anything to do with people. It always felt unnatural and annoying to change my ways, I prefer it that way since I'm not burdened with potentially toxic relationships and other problems. It allows me to keep everything as simple and minimal as possible.
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>>28495668
Yes, i know that feel.

>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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I'll be okay, right?
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Everytime i do something like this i always get borderline and honestly i think i might be, but as far as i know there isnt really a way to fix it so i dont ever go to anything
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How the fuck am I sadistic?
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Wowzers we're all snowflakes forever haha :^)
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I used to think there's no way I'm actually like avoidant or anything but I realised that I always hang around where other people go, if people catch me I'll leave. Am I fucked up or are these tests facebook tier?
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Jesus Christ I didn't think I was THAT antisocial. I've actually made a few friends this year.
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>>28496008
You're scared to take it
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>>28493313
yours is pretty similar to mine

wanna be friends senpai?
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Who /doesn't want to be analyzed, described or classified/ here?
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lmao @how dependent you all are
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>>28496597
I got zero you nigger.
>>28493463
Fucking lunatic instead it seems
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Oh god... It's accurate.
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Multiple masterrace, just like these dubs.
> this is why I'm so fucked up and have no idea who I'm supposed to be, because I'm so many people at once
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i-is this good?

big black block
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well, at least I'm not histrionic.
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Suicidal aspie here
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>>28497101
And heres the last time I took this test and the other.

Apparently this time I got multiple personality styles and they think I clicked agree too much. Even the test doesn't believe a word I say haha
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>>28492534
I had 14% in antisocial and i was thinking "Is this test even accurate", I googled antisocial and the definition is "not sociable or wanting the company of others". I'm not anti social, I'm just Avoidant. I'd like to have the company of others but don't because I try to avoid them... That's news to me. But at the same time I have 42% schizotypal, it's probably from the avoidant trait.

But... I'm not depressive, It's saying depressive is my highest score although I really don't see myself as depressed.
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>>28497221
Oops, forgot the picture
ORINGAGGAGAA
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>>28492534
I am not taking this shit. Every question includes two traits many of which I fit one, but not the other.
>you have few emotions and do not often express emotions
>yes or no
who came up with this garbage?
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>all these 85%s
I'm a little surprised, I always thought I was more indifferent/paranoid than avoidant, not that this test means anything
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>>28497337
Same thing happened to me on that question
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>>28497337
Psychologists. They're all fucking dickheads, what else did you expect?
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Schizoid. Not too bad I guess
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Paranoid, negativistic, antisocial, depressive, masochistic. Sums me up pretty well.
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>>28497337
reminds me of the question in the personality test
>"You try to respond to your e-mails as soon as possible and cannot stand a messy inbox." Agree or Disagree
I disagree with responding to emails asap, I agree with not stand a messy inbox.
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>>28492534
holy fuckaroo
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>Multiple Personality Styles

Oh dear, oh dear. Either you clicked 'Agree' to too many questions that did not really apply to you, or you appear to have multiple, equally prominent personality styles. It is quite possible that you have several personality styles that are all strongly expressed and which co-exist in you. Whether you really have these multiple personality styles, or you just clicked 'Agree' too leniently, we are unable to say, and we are therefore also incapable of giving you a more personalized description. But you can consult the charts below in order to see which of the styles you score the strongest on.


I feel like a normal balanced human, fuck you test !
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>>28492534
Honestly don't know how to feel about this.
origano robano commento
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Im honestly not sure what to think about this.... I guess im crazier than i thought ?
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>>28492534
>I am superior to others and don't really care what they think
i don't think i'm superior to others, but i just don't think caring what someone else thinks is worth it. i don't care about right and wrong, i care about what i want to do.
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>>28497843
If you're not sure, click disagree.
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>>28492534
What does this mean?
does it mean i have problems or is this test a giant meme?
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Pretty accurate if I'm supposed to believe my therapist
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>>28497775
I really hope those favorites are ironic man
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>all these high bars
You fucking morons.

DO NOT CLICK AGREE unless the question describes a recurring problem you truly identify with. If you have just a LITTLE doubt about whether or not you should click agree, then click disagree
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>>28497902
oh shit i did think a lot before clicking things.
should i just kill myself now?
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Life in the sad lane
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>>28492545
shit i fucked it up how do i reset
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>>28492534
Tfw feeling superior to everyone.
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>>28492534
can someone tell me what this means? what does it make me?
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Well there it is, paranoia
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I took it again this time only agreeing when I was sure
I agree honestly :/
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>Your personality style is:
>Depressive
>Your test scores suggest that your personality style entails: That without necessarily suffering from clinical depression, you are nevertheless glum and pessimistic at heart, experiencing little joy in life. Due to the stifling and dark character of your thoughts, you may at times experience psychomotorial retardation (i.e. your thoughts slowing almost to a standstill) and you may be wholly unable to experience pleasure during such bouts of melancholy and dejection. When you try to pull yourself together, there is an overpowering sense of giving up; a sense that "life is over" and that it's no use trying to fight to regain joy and a better standing in life.

A depressive person in r9k. Typical case.
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I can't say I didn't already know.
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>>28492534
> 130 questions
nahhh nigga i aint doiin that
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>A grandiose over-valuation of self-worth and an extreme conviction of your own importance and uniqueness.
>A grandiose over-valuation of self-worth and an extreme conviction of your own importance and uniqueness. The way you see it, you are entitled to admiration and affection by virtue of your intrinsic magnificence, and so you go through life expecting to be treated with reverent attention.
>You care little for others beyond what they can do for you and have little understanding of the concept of reciprocity. But you are not vindictive, because you perceive yourself to be entirely "above" the petty give-and-takes that others engage in. So long as the admiration which you feel is your due is forthcoming from others in some shape or form, you are contented and even benevolent.
>The way you see it, you are entitled to admiration and affection by virtue of your intrinsic magnificence, and so you go through life expecting to be treated with reverent attention. You care little for others beyond what they can do for you and have little understanding of the concept of reciprocity.
>But you are not vindictive, because you perceive yourself to be entirely "above" the petty give-and-takes that others engage in. So long as the admiration which you feel is your due is forthcoming from others in some shape or form, you are contented and even benevolent.
I know I'm a narcissist, but I find narcissism attractive in people, so, oh well.
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what does this mean? original 495495794758378
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>>28492534
dfgdfg
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>Avoidant
>Your test scores suggest that your personality style entails: A susceptibility to anxiety and depression, which you guard against by withdrawing from evaluative social situations. You may appear emotionally flat to others at times, but contrary to how others perceive you, this flatness is not your actual state. Instead, you use it as a form of self-protection: As soon as you are around people, feelings of tension and disharmony start to creep up on you. By presenting yourself as quiet, reticent, and modest in social situations you hope to inject some remoteness whereby you can maintain emotional distance in the event that others should start expressing negative evaluations of you. The irony is that you have a strong desire for acceptance and affection, but you restrain these longings in yourself because you are afraid that if you let others get close to you, they will only end up hurting you.
wew laddie
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Organ hole comment, my dude.
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>>28498567
They tried to make it sound bad, but from a healthy egoistical perspective that's not a negative description.
I mean most people are dumb and it should not be a crime to publicly state one is better than most people (those dumb people)
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high bar master race
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>>28499048
yeah master race huh
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This is what a late 20s kissless virgin looks like.
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>>28492534
I swear I'm not edgy at all so I don't understand how I got 100% schizoid.

Was fun I guess.
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>>28498065
>100% Masochistic

A real life cuck
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Anybody else just a masochist, or just me?
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what the fuck is up with this sadistic rating

whoops
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how's this?
how fucked up am i
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>>28499758
>phoneposter
yep, you're fucked
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>>28492534
Apparently I'm a total schizoid
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>>28499884
forgot the pic with my very original comment
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I think I'm a good person fuck you test

Also have you guys done Myers-Briggs?
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Who here /paranoid/
Shadows move in the corner of my eyes and stuff, can't sleep at night
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so im just fucking crazy?
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>tfw no robot to bully
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Here are mine

inb4: le twisted fucking psychopath meme
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I'm apparently top indecisive, okay...
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>>28500490
*too
Original comment
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>>28492534
>antisocial master race reporting in
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>Dependant
>Negativistic
>Avoidant
>Depressive

Sound about right


>Schizoid

Not too sure bout that one, tho
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So here's mine..
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>>28496460
Antisocial doesn't mean shy; it refers to that same personality disorder they called psychopathy a few decades back.

>>28500599
You diagnosed brah? Also whoa, you seem relatively normal and not mentally ill otherwise.
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What does this mean.

FUCK OFF ROBOT
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>>28500599
>implying being a schizoid isn't the best thing
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did not think i was this negative shit man
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Why the fuck are all of yall dependent
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>>28492534
Should I see a professional about this? Should I be on medication?
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After I googled schizo I had the sudden realization that it's true I thought it was just some sort of depression I have hard ups and downs and when I'm down I feel paranoid I don't want to be crazy this feels so fucking bad
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>>28493191
Idk if there's any such thing as a pass

I got multiple too, but with a totally different spread.
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i wish i had more sadism ;c i'll never get a tranny gf that i can fuck up daily at this rate.
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I have decided this test is invalid because I do not like my answers
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>tfw no one to get attached to who will treat you badly
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I thought this test would be bullshit but I found myself actually relating to what it said

>Hypomaniac
Your test scores suggest that your personality style entails: A high energy level and buoyant manner whereby you drive yourself into an overly animated, over-expressive, scattered, and manic state. Being full of optimism and hope, you experience strong positive affects at anything you do and feel confident that you can work for hours on end, without ever giving way to fatigue. While your projects are initially ingenious, chaos tends to ensue when you are left to your own devices, without the guidance of others. Excitable and zealous, you are restlessly active, rash, and easily worked up. Humorous, witty, and cheery, few people would ever recognize that one reason for your high-spirited facade is an unconscious defense that serves to ward off those nagging fears of anxiety and depression that seem to follow you wherever you go.

yeesh
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id say this looks perfect.
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>>28502269

looks like you googled histrionic lmfao
it's okay, i did too
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>>28502238
It is bullshit, because psychology is bullshit, because it's all purely subjective, because every question has unlimited interpretations
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how's it lookin, fellas? interesting that there were no questions about addiction or substance abuse
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I didn't think I was this much of a psychopath lmao
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You all have issues.
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>>28502407
get a load of this compulsively negativistic faggot
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>>28502400
You probably arent. I got >>28500431
And while I might be cold I know I am not psychopathic.
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I feel like my results weren't terrible
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Did I mess up? It says multiple personalities both times I tried with roughly the same spread.
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>>28502637
You're just messed up. Would you like to talk about it?
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>>28502388

i think psychology is far more useful than you give it credit for, mate
perhaps this test as vague as fuck, but like a bloke up earlier said, if you don't agree straight away, you click disagree and that will most likely give better results
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>>28502690
I don't really know what there is to talk about.
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Looks about right, though it said I clicked agree too much
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I'm slightly concerned desu
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>>28502697
It has uses, sure. Especially in areas like marketing.

But it's not scientific in the slightest. Every part of it, even the questions themselves, have human bias. Much in the same way that an IQ is completely meaningless.

The idea that you can sum up the complexity that is our cognitive personality with 105 yes or no questions is ridiculous.
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Looks like i got similar scores to everyone else
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Pointless test.
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What does this mean guys?
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Celebritytypes is a notoriously shitty site. Do not use or trust. It's run by a pseudoscience retard.
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>>28503688
Holy shit, looking at the other replies... I guess I'm just an asshole normie.

>mfw
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Fuck my shit up senpai
This is a very origanal comment
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>>28492534
Pretty bad test honestly. A lot of the questions couldn't be answered accurately because they had more than one factor to them.
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>>28492534
>105 questions
What the fuck, who has time for this shit?
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wayoooh. Not sure what the difference is between Schizoid and Schizotypal is...
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>>28492534
>100% Depressive

Good thing there's alcohol :)
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A lot of high bars. Did I do Bad?
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Above all I feel like I'm more schizotypal than anything, but okay.
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>>28503395

oh, you're just referring to this test? yeah no i feel you there
but a lot of studied psychology does fall under scientific disciplline, particularly the areas that are directly linked to biology of the brain

but a lot of psychology also does fall under humanities
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I love my score
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multiple personalities...

there shouldve been a neutral or sometimes option...
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>>28492534
I'm not narcissistic; I know for a fact that I am superior to others. Everything else is acceptable.
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>>28493313
If you were really so schizoid, you wouldn't have such a desire for friendship.
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who else /100%avoidant/ here

end my fucking life already
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>>28493821
Attention seeking shit behavior.
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honestly don't understand this. i definitely did not rush the test and took the time to definitely understand what i was understanding.

wtf
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>hit post
>150 image limit reached
>mfw
>mfw 85% depressive
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>>28505553

glad i am 0% sadist though.

>>28505275

reporting for duty sir
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>>28505594
New thread over here senpai

>>28505821
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>>28505594

>>28505854
>>28505854
>>28505854

I made a new thread here.
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>>28499304
>schizoid
>edgy
Confirmed for not knowing what schizoid is
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