>DUDE CARS LMAO xDD
Anyone find it funny that normies have autistic obsessions with shit like cars or sports and it is seen as socially acceptable?
>>28444056
How is it even possible to be that shit at parking?
>>28444056
Those faggots probably can't even change a tire. Fixing your own car is pretty damn rewarding actually.
>>28444056
>being this bitter over people having hobbies
And you wonder why you're a friendless virgin, lmao.
>>28444056
> mfw normies get butthurt when you say cars are "just a form of transportation"
>>28444056
>Hyundai
>weird unrecognized symbol
>posing with these cars as if it's impressive
>>28444122
>tfw no idea how to change my oil, change my tires, or do any basic maintenance on my vehicle
Is there a book on basic car maintenance I can get as a reference or some shit? Should I just read the manual that came with my car?
>DUDE X LMAO
>tfw robo wizard
>called normie just because I like football
>Cardinals going to The Owl 2016
>>28444056
As opposed to autistic level obsessions with anime, vidya game characters, porn, super heroes and TV shows?
Its the same shit, just more socially acceptable as sports and cars don't involve loli tentacle rape and usually involve social interaction outside of the internet.
>>28444131
Considering that my interests range from philosophy to art music, I think of myself as a more sophisticated being than these people.
>>28444181
>Considering that my interests range from philosophy to art music, I think of myself as a more sophisticated being than these people.
I'm glad to see a fellow erudite on the chon!
OMG ULEH HOW CAN YOU NOT POP A BONER WHEN A FULLY SICK VL DOSES BRO YOU MUST BE GAY OR SOMETHING WALLAH BRO I CREAM WHEN I HEAR THAT SSSSSSSSTUTUTUTUTUTUTU
No because cars are interesting and very rewarding to own, maintain and use.
>>28444149
They're teenagers they probably just bought these cars. They look proud. Good for them
>>28444122
I never knew how to change a tyre until I needed to. It is incredibly simple and requires no instruction
>>28444181
Wow you must be quite the gentleman scholar
>>28444155
Just look up videos on youtube or find repair manuals. A lot of it is like cooking, you follow the instructions and have the right tools. Most of that stuff you listed is pretty easy, you just need the tools to do it.
Don't try and improvise if you are a noob, you will fuck up your car doing something easy like an oil change or tire rotation. Follow the instructions exactly as stated.
>>28444155
If only there was a search engine that people could use and simply type in "how to do basic car maintenance" and find results for my problem
>>28444155
The factory manual will provide guidelines for maintenance, fluid capacities and other useful info, but it won't show you how to do anything. Haynes manuals are okay, but lately I just use YouTube. I save shitloads of money driving a older vehicles and repairing/maintaining them myself.
>>28444155
Yeah, it's called having a father.
>tfw always was interested in the way engines and shit worked
>tfw don't like to get my hands dirty
>>28444256
Wear gloves nigga
>>28444253
Lol, my dad was around but he had no idea how to do anything related to home or auto repair. He only knew landscaping, lawn and garden care.
My father in law is the stereotypical handyman though.
>>28444122
>changing a tire
>fixing a car
So you justify yourself by assuming car enthusiasts don't know how to do basic maintenance?
>>28444056
>having an actual hobby is now autistic
Yeah, obsessing over something that's both a near endless learning experience and real life social activity makes you autistic. Sitting in front of a computer playing video games with Internet strangers, on the other hand, is a real hobby. Such an endless flowing spring of fulfillment.
>>28444149
>unrecognized symbol
Have you really never heard of Vauxhall? I sincerely can't tell if this is bait anymore.
>>28444155
>manual that came with the car
You likely received an owner's manual rather than an operator's manual, so it may not do too much good.
Just get an automotive care for dummies book.
>>28444056
>>28444149
Aussies man
>Holden GM (Opel or Vauxhall in other markets)
It also means the engines in those are pathetic because of laws on driver experience vs engine capacity /turbos.
>>28444224
Many "autistic" hobbies are interesting and rewarding.
>>28444155
>cute girls car breaks down outside my work
>boss tells me:"Anon, go out there and talk to me, man. Help them jump their car."
>do what, motherfucker this is not tool time and am not tim taylor
>'Um...w-which one does the..thing connect to?'
>>28444056
So what? You faggots are into anime so you can't really judge
>>28444469
*talk to them
this is oc donut steel
>>28444155
all you need to know is adding washer fluid, wiper blades, and changing a spare in case of a flat changing oil is the same price or cheaper at quicky lube as buying it in the store and it takes 2 minutes.
>>28444146
>cars are just a form of transportation
>computers are just something to check your email
>>28444421
>have you really never heard of Vauxhall
Yes, relevant countries have never heard of whatever that shit is
>>28444469
Positive (running car), Postive (dead car), negative (dead car), negative (running car) or ground.
The jumper cables are even color coded.
No one can be thing retarded.
>>28444056
>Anyone find it funny that normies have autistic obsessions with shit like cars or sports and it is seen as socially acceptable?
Yes. It confuses the fuck out of me. Sports, cars and fashion are so insanely popular and yet they're the most mindless goddamn pursuits imaginable. Why the fuck is news about the destruction of the Middle East and the groundwork being laid for WWIII being interrupted by news stories about some fucking cunt successfully throwing a ball into a net or some cunt designing a dress?
Get that shit off of the fucking news you normie cunts.
If normies need a frame of reference, imagine you were suddenly transported to a universe where high-functioning autism is the norm. You're watching a news report about who is going to become the new leader of the free world, when they cut to a story about how Pinky Pie and Rainbow Dash have had a falling out in the latest My Little Pony arc. That is how useless and frustrating it is for me when they run stories about your fucking inconsequential interests.
>>28444496
They literally are though. What's the difference between having a 10 grand car or a 100 grand car when you can't legally drive above the speed limit. Other than compensating for having a tiny cock.
>>28444223
>Wallah
French or Israeli?
>>28444512
I'm in America.
I'm going to ask again. Have you seriously never heard of Vauxhall before?
The VXR8? It takes effort to be this automotively illeterate.
>>28444631
german obviously senpai
>>28444056
>cars are for normies
>>28444631
Lebanese.
>>28444719
cars are for normies you fucking normie
>>28444635
Stop projecting your car autism on me, shitlord
>>28444613
You obviously don't understand the whole car hobby thing do you? Not every car enthusiast is going after the same $500k sports car. I feel like most autists are too terrified of driving that they have the disability to develop any interest for automechanics and racing.
Also, if everyone was autistic, we'd still be in the Stone Age.
Also the news shouldn't cover only war and politics. There is a culture that is people in the first world should enjoy rather than fixating over other countries conflicts.
>>28444776
>news shouldn't cover only war and politics
Yes it should.
>>28444056
/o/ here
It's a fun hobby that you can share with a lot of guys like yourself. Skip the retards, ricers and boomers and you end up with a cool crowd of friends. Also bikes, nothing better than having a bunch of bros to ride with, someone's always down to ride and you get so much attention you feel like you own the road.
>>28444155
YouTube basic maintenance then go to a forum dedicated to your model vehicle and look at their threads for more specific jobs.
>>28444628
I have a 5 grand car, and excessively speed everywhere.
And there are more aspects to car than just speed. Drive places with comfort and style while experiencing the ride, and car culture.
>>28444628
Also, you can, ya know, take the car to a track, or car shows if you actually want to follow the law.
There are some highways without speed limits as well.
>>28444719
I could care less if I was givin some jalopy, normies on the other hand care about every fucking detail and feel the need to criticize and compare there's to others.
>>28444807
No it shouldn't, you fucking fedora tipping autist. This isn't a fucking 1984 state. I'll enjoy my sports and fashions if I want to.
>>28444883
It's pretty ironic you mention Orwell, given that he wrote about how publishing inconsequential news stories about sports and fashion was a way of keeping the peon masses under control.
>>28444056
>cars or sports
Most normie men are nu-males who don't give a shit about these things.
actually most of normies dont really care about cars, just sometimes about expensive/luxury brands. To truly be a car guy you have to be at least a bit autistic, and that separates us from normies
>>28444635
No one cares about a UK rebadging service outside of the UK. Id probably get one if I lived there but I dont so its irrelevant.
>>28444223
Kekked hard
But seriously, fuck the whole "YER GAY FOR NOT LIKEING CARS BRO HOW CAN YOU BE A MAN WITHOUT SPENDING YOUR LIFE SAVINGS ON A (insert car)
>>28444421
You're exactly the kind of faggot in op's pic. Congratulations.
>>28444056
>Only normies have autistic obsessions with cars
anon... no...
>Not having an appreciation for the engineering and craftsmanship that went into building these machines
>Not bonding with your carintimately by getting her hot and bothered on a romantic night-time drive up the mountain, making her scream with joy and sticking it in her tailpipe
no, anon, no... fuck sports.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlqTInGsyK4
>Implying this guy is a normie
>>28444924
Yes he wrote Brave New World and 1984.
I never said there should only be entertainment, but there shouldn't be only politics and war. Every time I turn on my tv, I would feel a barrage of propaganda.
So fuck off with your autistic world where everyone wears fedoras.
>>28445052
And you're the exact type of autist I was talking about.
Go play with your train set.
>>28445132
>he wrote Brave New World and 1984
you don't understand, there is a subtle difference between normies DUDE CARS RIGHT and us.
Normies hate the cars they drive, always looking at cars their wage-slaving can't afford. Those who can afford that car, only care for the prestige it offers and the women they attract.
Us? We are in love with our cars. Our cars gave us freedom from our narcissistic mothers who used transportation as leverage to bully us. Our cars gave us the mobility to say "fuck you all" and drive as far out from the city as possible, to take a break from them all.
Into the rugged wasteland free from normie comforts and where no roastie dare to go.
My car... my creaky dusty shitbox of a car, is the only worthy receptacle for my love.
Normies are weird about cars, if they know how to fix cars they'll take the piss because you've never seen the splines on an exhaust manifold's flange and you look at the master cylinder instead of the gasket.
They will show you how to service your car/ do it for you though.
beta cucks
>>28445132
>Orwell
>Brave New World
Fucking christ kids these days
I really wish my dad would have taught me about more "masculine" stuff like cars and tried to get me into sports, then maybe I wouldn't have become the virgin loser I did.
>>28445190
its crazy stupid how obviously robots project themselves into this "normies vs us" thing, yet theyre so oblivious about it.
>>28444496
Thing is computers are general purpose devices for computation, data processing and data transmission. Cars are not general purpose devices, they're just for getting around and that's it. Name one purpose of a car other than transportation.
>>28445335
>refers to robots
>believes they are not a thing
care to reconcile this?
>>28445416
toyota 86 rc, it is barebones as fuck specially so you can mod it to your liking
>>28444319
>He only knew landscaping, lawn and garden care
jose pls go
>>28445470
>mod it to your liking
It still only serves one function, you fucking illiterate.
>>28445445
im not saying that, all im saying is most robots think personal traits of theirs are what defines robots.
>if you dont/are not/have never done x youre not a robot.
>>28444056
normies don't know anything about cars. the guys that obsess over cars are like the nerds that obsess over computers
>>28444812
>gives good advice on car crowds to avoid
>doesn't mention bike squids
>>28445589
This guy gets it. Nobody wants to hear the autism that is car knowledge.
>>28444870
>normies care about cars
Ahahahaha haha
>>28445006
I don't know of any /o/tist who does that desu. You pretty much either love cars from a young age or don't love cars.
>>28445545
Is this board a meme? are people really as autistic as you?
>>28444056
Cars are pretty based op. They don't lie to you, don't cheat on you, won't make fun of you. You can go on comfy night drives and listen to your music. I do it all the time.
I will agree that normies who are into cars will advertise it and make it obnoxious but that's just normies tarnishing something good and pure like they always do.
>>28444954
The normies of the internet, maybe. Go outside the city loop, it's still all blue jeans, cars and football.
>>28445911
What's wrong with blue jeans?
>>28445771
>You pretty much either love cars from a young age or don't love cars.
Wrong. I wasn't much into cars for most of my childhood and young adult year, but came to enjoy oldtimers as of lately.
le angry ute dislikes this thread
Kill yourselves tbqhmfam
>>28444421
Kys carcuck
>be me
>straight boys always talking about cars and shit
>want them to shut the fuck up
>it never ends
Straight culture is so weird. Why are you all obsessed with cars and shit? Like, get a life.
>>28446083
>Straight culture
You mean normal culture?
>>28445255
thats just banter
>>28446083
>straight culture
Hello tumblr
>>28446103
If normal culture means hollering and hooting like hyenas at large asses while watching basketball and talking about how many gizmos and gadgets and carpower your car has, while chugging on Mountain Dew and pigging out on Doritos is what is considered normal culture, then I am happy to not be apart of normal culture
>>28444146
>>28444496
>>28445416
>>28445470
>>28445545
>>28445856
> make a retarded point
> get btfo in a non argumentative way
> respond with autism insults
>>28446162
What kind of retards do you spend time with, for crying out loud.
>>28444056
>normies
>working on cars
that's not how it works. normies have no autistic interest in calculating power curves.
>>28446189
Nobody, he's an antisocial autist with no friends.
>tfw dont drive and dont want to
public transit master race. Enjoy getting cucked by insurance, repairs and gas
>>28446200
>calculating power curves.
Does it work -> No. -> Do something.
Did it help? -> No. -> Do something else.
Did it work? -> Yes. -> You are an auto mechanic now, drink the oil of the old ones.
>>28446189
straight dudes who like cars and weed
>>28446162
What part of that is normal culture?
>>28444218
uhg, my dad was impressed by a woman who used that word. I told him she just watched divergent. she's not intelligent at all and is a 50yo woman who watches tween movies.
>>28444628
>Other than compensating for having a tiny cock.
Found the europoor
Old cars look slick as fuck, mang. That's why.
>>28446200
This. Nobody but autists like us will enjoy taking about putting a 283 crank in a SBC to make a Chevy 302 screamer or whatever.
>>28446235
Reconsider your life.
>>28444512
vauxhall just clones opel cars in britain. so basically you can consider it to be the same as holden or GM
>>28444628
>the cops are everywhere
>cops care
>what are radar detectors
>what is scouting
>what is common sense
>>28446235
Half the smokers i know dont even drive lmao. Its usually drunks that are hyper masculine which makes sense because alcohol makes you a loud chad
>>28446235
>weed
Found the problem.
>>28446223
Enjoy your "life" mang
>>28446279
I'd rather by an actual Opel. The 1937 Admiral looks comfy.
>>28444056
Im 24 years old with $190k in savings and investments and im never gonna buy a fucking car. its just money down the jew drain.
>>28446300
>because alcohol makes you a loud chad
I prefer my whiskey in silence.
>>28446162
Sounds more like faggot nerd culture, if you ask me.
>>28446318
Buying a 90s car is the best option, it's when they were built well but before ultra-computerization so they're simple enough to work on yourself and insurance is cheap.
>>28446300
Oh yeah, we drink too. Just not as often.
>>28446278
maybe i should
>>28446317
das ist gut
Anyone know what that online service is called that hordes manuals, diagrams and all sort of other shit for thousands of cars?
I believe it requires a subscription. I was able to use it in my high school mechanics class but i forgot the name of it.
>>28444056
It's a sign of masculinity you autistic low-test numale.
>>28446356
Would do that if I lived in the states but since i live in cucknavia cars are more expensive and since i live in the city im better off without a car
/o/ here don't talk shit about us fag
normies don't care about cars as long as it's DUDE BMW OR MERCEDES LMAO
they drive boring skoda superbs and can't tell apart rx7 FD and a yata
literally 0% of normies can drift'
just avoid ricers and beamerfags and car dudes are pretty cool, JAY DEE EM BRUH
>reeeeeetards will never know the joy of building, testing and rebuilding your own car
You faggots probably never do anything remotely productive.
I'm buying this in a month
jelly?
>>28446497
Have you got a matching handbag for it?
car chads are by far the worst fucking chads in the world
>>28446512
I do not :-(
>>28446497
Eliot tried it that way and failed. Get a Nissan Cube instead.
I drive a truck as a regular car. Dont use it for work.
I need to compensate for my small dick. Suck it faggots.
>>28446412
>it's a sign of masculinity
This.
OP is just a closet faggot who's easily intimidated by people of greater social wealth. Just let the weakling whine about his inferiority, if that's the only thing that keeps OP the pathetic fag going.
>>28446497
>buying anything BMW
Hope you've got the money for the repairs because that thing WILL fall apart on you.
>>28446497
Why would you buy that...
>this level of autism
I didn't even know this existed kek
>>28444319
>My father in law
how does it feel knowing your real father is a cuck?
Nah man, cars are great.
You're just an effeminate beta
>>28446659
Howdy kit kat, dancing seeing you here
>>28446889
Followed the o thread. Thought I'd post me doing some normie shit
>>28446605
are you serious ? keksimus maximus.
Cars are just the most pathetic symbol of consumerism. It amazes me how people nowadays waste so much money on materialistic shits just to get a bit of attention.
'Please look at me, i have a big car :( i borrowed so much money to have get your attention'
(btw i am no neet)
>>28444056
I wish I had that much enthusiasm for my car. I just can't. I cannot get excited about putting myself in awkward positions and turning myself into a giant mess to deal with one finagling part that the manufacturer stuffed up in the most inconceivable place.
>>28446991
/fit/ really does have moments of wisdom sometimes.
>>28446982
Cars are hardly about attention to ar guys besides stancefags, who aren't really even car guys. The cars are attractive because we care about how they look. Theyre loud to improve the exhaust flow. Etc.
>>28446412
Thats subjective desu
>>28446921
reeee dont leak your oil here
Except they don't. Normalfags hardly ever reach the level of expertise and comradery /o/tists have about cars
In fact most normalfags "into" cars don't even know how their cars work let alone work on them
Anything they can do we can do better
>>28444056
>Hyundai
Top cuck
>>28446497
If it's not a ///M it's not worth owning.
And /o/ has the lowest male to female ratio out of any board. This is a fact. It's one of the more surprisingly autistic boards.
>>28445070
>tfw no miata
I kind of think it's retarded but then I remember how much I love my PC and then I suppose I can relate
