go http://www.monkeyquiz.com/life/rate_my_life.html
I wish i was deadcompletely and utterly original
All the fitness in the world won't get you a gf.
What can I even say at this point? Kill me famalam.
keep em coming anons
Apparently eating food and not being in a polluted neighbourhood means I'm fit.
Oddly I'm not that unhappy at the moment
>>28440067
could be worse, I mean yeah.
>>28440084
life sure seems like shit though
>>28440099
>life sure seems like shit though
It's complete shit, but it always has been so I'm used to it
6 results and every single one of them 0 love
>>28439630
>instinctively pick 18-22 for age group
>realise I'm actually the 3rd group now
fuck
>>28440114
That's so depressing.
>>28440116
That's even more depressing.
I am basically mediocre in most things except friends and family
so I am forced to live on in complete loneliness, the worst kind of hell
>>28440230
Fuck me the same. I'm basically average as fuck but so lonely, that's easily the worst part.
>>28440262
at least we have /r9k/
>>28439630
Gf + eating healthy and rarely exercising means I'm a normie
Seems about right.
>>28440116
One more here.
>>28440303
>Gf + eating healthy and rarely exercising means I'm a normie
Yes it does
you have it too good for this board, leave now
>>28440272
Is that supposed to make me feel better?
>>28440303
Ree normie get out of here. GF + eating healthy is definitely enough to push you into normie mode.
>>28440122
the same for me
>>28440230
>I am forced to live on in complete loneliness
Protip: It's your decision
>>28439630
Do I win anything OP?
>>28440435
>more than 0 on love
REEEEE KILL YOURSELF NORMIE
NEET-hood and not being disabled have done wonders for my score desu
>>28440382
no, it's everyone else's decision
I tried to make friends or find a gf my whole life, literally no one wanted the same from me
the only people who ever spent time around me were forced to through work/school
>>28440473
how are you neet with good finances?
>>28439791
If you wish it so bad then why don't you kill yourself?
Seriously not being mean but I your life is that bad you should think about it.
:) I like my life
Original
>>28440517
Fucking Normie REEEEEE
Commento originalus
>>28440498
His parents could be rich?
>>28440517
maybe you like your life buy no one here likes you
how's that feel normie?
>>28440498
Just put things like "financially stable", "can pay bills on time" etc.
Just being loved by a significant other is all I want.
Erm... Am I a failed normie?!?
>>28440575
Forgot to post picture with it
>>28440572
so did you lie on the test?
Are you really Neet?
if you are how do you pay bills on time etc?
>>28440587
I mean, my parents pay them.
Essentially I leech off their financial stability.
But they still all get payed on time, and they aren't threatening to kick me out, so I would say the situation is all pretty comfortable
>>28440610
ok, enjoy your Neetdom
I actually have to go to the normie mine now and make money to keep living
I envy the NEET master race
>I thought my life was average.
>BUT I WAS WRONG APPARENTLYWhat do you mean, normal people aren't preoccupied with their own death?
>>28440610
>payed
Come on man. PAID.
I find it very funny that above, the guy with the lowest score actually has something in love
>>28440574
How is your body that good and your love life that bad??
>>28440728
Can't exactly walk around topless everywhere.
Also I feel like I'm only a 5/10.
I knew my life was shit but having a computer telling me it is still depressing
pretty much what I expected
so fucking original you don't even know
It's not that bad
originalaf
i guess this isnt that bad
>>28440841
get off my board normalcuck!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>Got good friends, my first gf, and a job
Am I supposed to leave you guys now?
>>28440868
yes
jfhfhdhxbchcgsvsvxjfkgkfj
Lolz fucking fags
How come everyone else got 0 but I got "Not enough information?"
>>28440878
>jfhfhdhxbchcgsvsvxjfkgkfj
>>28440903
Did you answer the love questions or leave them blank? Blank means no information while 0 partners and not being married means a lovr life of 0
>>28440903
Your love life is so strange that it can't even begin to compute a number for it.
Lmao at ur life
my life is pretty shitty, i'm just a step above those hoarder people who live in a sea of dead cats, garbage, and feces, i clean my room and take showers and those are the only normal and productive things i do
Guess I have to leave /r9k/ now
>>28440903
You're so gay the chart can't compute it
GET OUT WITH YOUR BLUE BARS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
T-thanks /fit/
>is this comment original enough
>all these literal normies
What are you even here for?
pretty sure 90% of this board is 0 or near 0 in love and average everywhere else
rename /r9k/ to /single/ when?
>>28441239
When they rename /pol/ to /retards/
>>28441247
i visited /pol/ once
it was incredibly retarded
very nice as a containment board though
>"My love life is great."
>not selecting no opinion
only normos/failed normos would give a shit about their lack of love life
>>28441239
if only that was true.
original comment
>barely keeping a relationship together
>thats the best part of my life
o-okay
>>28441268
Yeah, you need a place to keep the downies.
I hope i die in my sleep every night
I feel like it gave me slightly worse scores than I really deserve, desu.
Expected this to be much worse tbqh.
Being able to play instruments and reading probably pushed my score though.
I suppose it could be worse.
Shitty filter won't let me post things on this board ~_~
>>28441321
I'm sorry for you man
Somehow not having kids means my love life isn't the best.
i didn't expect this ayy
i'm relaxed as fuck
Feels okay man
Yo nigga, here's dat boi, derailing your threads like a Jewish goy.
n-not bad i guess
>>28442417
>Jewish goy
That's an oxymoron, goy means non-jewish
im happy with my life tho
It will get better, right? r-right?
This is actually pretty accurate. I view myself as average, and love life is nonexistent. However, maintaining a good attitude and keeping to my morals keeps me from offing myself.
I wish to be dead
what is love
baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no more
/r9k/ in a nutshell
>How recently has someone very important to you died?
Why the fuck isn't there an option with "never".
>>28440303
FCCCCKKV OFFFFFFFFFFFFF YOU FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THOSE QUIZES MAN
>>28440435
More than zero in love get the fuck off my board nooooow
>>28441321
Laughin at ur life rn mane
END IT NOW LADS
It's pretty good I'd say tbqh
no excuses, end my miserable life
It'll do donkey, it'll do
better then expected desu senpai
It doesn't get any better.I guess this wasn't a original comment [spoiler/]
i'm completely functional but i cannot into intimacy. Great stuff
Seems right.
lol funny haha
i'm batman
i'mbatman
i'mbatman
>>28440501
because hes a pussy
theres like a small chance that youll end up retarded, thats what stops many people from suiciding
Muh dik senpai. Could be worse
lol cx
Pretty accurate, my life is great
Wagecuck reporting
I go to work, live alone on rent, play dota 2 and rocket league every day. Living the dream
am I a normie?
is that what this means?
>>28444915
it means that once she'll leave you, you'll end it tbqh famalam
>>28444931
You're God damn right I will :')
And I'm okay with that, at least after 20 years of extreme abuse someone finally showed me they loved me and cared for me, right? Too bad my past and how raped my brain is doesn't allow me to appreciate it at all..
I treat my body like shit but everything else is going pretty okay.
I'm a khhv, no idea how I got above a 0 in love.
Ah yeah looks like I'm moving up in the world. Not sure where those love points came from. Does it raise your score for choosing 'not searching' or something?
originalis contentus
>>28445154
Jesus anon. Originoli
>>28445154
please leave 4chan forever you disgusting normal person
It doesn't get better bros
>>28439911
Same with money, my man. We are doomed.
>>28444915
That's too much, too much. too much love!
I hate my life desu
I did two and I just got 5.5, and 6.5 (with worst and best approach respectively). They both have 0 in love tho.
>>28439630
Decent.. Sorta..
>>28439630
First for Chad HYPERcock
I am a massive pessimist apparently
Turn up
Life's pretty good
>TFW still have thoughts of suicide tho
At least I'm engaged I guess.
Not that bad for being a NEET with disabilities.
Am I a normalfag yet?
>>28440517
I don't think you are as smart or faithful as you put down, but who am I to contradict the questionnaire?
Fucking yeah....
I have no idea why body is so high.
Could be worse I suppose. Neet
I'm not a robot tho
>>28447240
I wondered that too, I got similar results. I put exercise at "often", although that might be stretch. I also checked the "commune with nature" box because I like going on walks.
>>28439630
i just waiting for my desire to kill myself to outweigh my cowardice and natural instincts
>>28445154
seems like a problem on your end
I want to die everyday. But im not as bad as some of you
Just found the average because im /aspergers/. The average ROBOT has a life rated 4.9525/10
>>28449345
>tfw worse rating than average robot
>>28439630
Is this out of 5?
>>28439630
Just be yourselves bros
>>28445154
Just become a monk or something, it's like being a religious neet.
I see there are people who scored lower than me...that gives me comfort
Life: 4.6
Mind: 4.6
Body: 5.5
Spirit: 4.8
Friends/Family: 2.4
Love: 0
Finance: 2.9
>>28449875
People underestimate how hard is to become a monk
got 3.5 about a year ago, so this is a clear improvement
Honestly all of the negative things are because of my spergers.
But Top fucking kek my spirituality is 5 I'm agnostic at best practically a nihilist. I think people who are religious are stupid and afraid of death so they believe in sky dad.
But lol I can quote scripture because my parents are mormon and they make you memorize shit so your spirituality is 5 lol
I'm at kind of a low point at the moment...and the past 3 years and probably the rest of my life...
>>28439630
I am apparently highly spiritual. And here I thought I was all about reason.
>>28439630
Life: 4.8
Mind: 3.4
Body: 8.6
Spirit: 4.6
Friends/Family: 4.3
Love: 0
Finance: 4.5
I dont understand how my love score is not 0 as I am a virgin with no hope of ever having sex
Suck it beta fags
Overall: 5.2
Mind: 5.3
Body: 3.7
Spirit: 5.5
Friends/Family: 4
Love: 7.7
Finance: 4.8
>>28439630
not too bad (fuck yoooou unoriginal comment my ass)
>>28451593
FUCKINGG NORMIES!!!!!!!
GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD!!!!
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This is out of 10? Shit
Am i robot enough for you?<table cellspacing="0" style="border: 1px solid #333333; margin: 10px;"><tr><td colspan="2" style="border: none; font: bold 16px sans-serif; background: #ffddbb; color: #000000; padding: 5px; margin: 0px; text-align: center;">This Is My Life, Rated</td></tr><tr><td style="width: 85px; padding: 5px; font: bold 18px sans-serif; text-align: left; border: 1px solid #333333; border-left: none; background-image: none; background: #ffffcc; color: #000000;">Life:
>>28439630
Finance buys high quality love. Learn how to search.
>>28440517
'I like my life' has gotta be an original comment here
>>28439630
http://www.monkeyquiz.com/life/rate_my_life3.html
thanks /fit/ :D
>>28439630
I disagree with the friends part
surprisingly high
Muh Life in a shellnut
am i really a normie /r9k/?
somewhat acceptable
I might be fucked
Not bad right?
ORINGALAO
