>hfw
"Hey Anon, saw you sitting over here by yourself, you okay man?"
>>28439565
y-yeah
*awkward laugh*
Could be better I suppose. Pull up a seat if you want.
kiss me damon
>>28439577
He looks concerned, but maintains a smile.
"Alright man, but if you ever need to talk about anything, let me know, alright? I've got your back, bud."
>>28439581
He pulls up a chair
"Want to talk about it?"
>>28439623
*Oh yup, thanks*
*Awkward haha*
Inceldom and sexual frustration gives me the courage to address your turned back
*Hey wanna hangout, go to the movies or something? haha*
>>28439634
He Grins
"Sure man, I've got nothing going on. Oh, hey look, I'm going to grab some lunch if you want to come along."
>>28439565
That's when I say I'm alright, which is the same reply I give to absolutely everyone from my parents to random people I don't know.
>>28439664
*Alright sweet haha*
*Offers handshake*
*Oh i'm anon by the way*
>>28439565
"Uhh, yeah, I'm fine. Howurr you?"
>>28439627
Feeling pretty down, anon. My family hates me, my friends abandon me. It's difficult to understand why I go on sometimes.
No. Your kind makes my life miserable for no fault of my own and nothing will every change that. Your kind lacks any semblance of self awareness or how their actions affect others. I honestly wish I could line you all up and execute you by firing squad, but my rage will forever be impotent. Now fuck off back to your other human cancer friends and never speak to me again unless it's to tell me you're killing yourself.
>>28439688
He looks into your eyes and smiles sympathetically
"Don't worry about them, Anon. You're a great guy"
>>28439683
*pushes hand to take the handshake and pulls it back just before it touches yours then pretends to scratch his head*
"HAHAHA HEY EVERYBODY, THIS LOSER JUST THOUGHT THAT I WANTED TO BE HIS FRIENDS HAHAHA LOOK AT THIS FOOL"
pushes you down to the floor, hugs two stacies while they laugh at you, and walks away
>>28439728
Hey man, can i ask you a bit of an odd question? haha
>>28439688
*pulls back a bit and makes a shocked face*
"...well, you sure got it fucked up, mate... hey, I just remembered I have an appointment I'm late to, sorry, gotta go, see you later bye"
>>28439683
He gives you a firm handshake and smiles "My Name's Ian."
He gives a slight, but cheery chuckle as he talks.
>>28439735
is this how Americans treat each other lmao, what a stupendously retarded interaction
>>28439753
Alright where do you want to go to lunch? I don't mind to be honest
>>28439736
He nods "Sure man, what's up?"
>>28439751
This is the realistic response.
>>28439728
This is bullshit fantasy.
>>28439728
I tried to be, but I seem to fuck up a lot. I just wish I knew how to put it all back together. My life went off the rails somewhere, and now I see a lot of empty tables in my future.
>>28439773
*So..like..how do i get a girlfriend haha, the thing is i'm really sexually frustrated fuck oi i might just go to an escort haha*
*Oh and dude have you ejaculated inside a womens rectum?*
>>28439767
"He shrugs, well, I usually go to this really great mom and pop diner downtown."
>>28439779
>this is a realistic response
yeah normies despise depressed guys
the only time i opened up to my best normie friend, he told me "it's all in your head, you're depressed because you want to be, you can't let it go. if you just cared enough to think positively you would feel good, like me. i used to be depressed, then I just kinda snapped out of it."
>>28439688
"holy shit weirdo i was just trying to be nice. fuck off."
*unzips dick and proceeds to fuck stacy*
>>28439793
"you just have to go up and say hi, works every time :^) Oh and totally more times then I can remember haha"
>>28439800
*Alright lets go then haha*
*Awkward loco-motional cohesion as we stand up*
*Hey, want to see something?*
>>28439817
>>28439817
*The only way you're going to help me is if you persuade Stacy to have sex with me*
>>28439815
You guys have stuff like this happen because you don't talk the way a normal person does. Nobody is that much of a dick to me, but I've sat alone plenty of times.
>>28439851
"Alright, just between you and me anon, this Friday I could invite her over to my place and get her black out drunk, and let you take a turn with her after I'm done, what do you say?"
>>28439793
He laughs warmly and puts a hand on your shoulder "For starters, don't be so hard on yourself. And another thing, well, don't get so caught up on what she might think, Just have fun with it.
He slowly withdraws his hand from your shoulder
"And as for..." he chuckles slightly "I mean, "A few times"
>>28439891
*Sounds fuckin dope brah*
* broshake*
*Hey can i put my dick in staceys ass? or is that a no go*
>>28439825
He looks genuinely interested
"Sure man"
damon i want you so fucking bad. (No homo tho)
>>28439909
*Dude, how many loads on average does stacey swallow a day? i figure you're the most appropriate person to ask*
>>28439864
>you don't talk normie enough or use slang enough so normies despise
And yet hating black people is wrong to then lmoa
I've repulsed so many normies just because I have no fucking idea what they're saying when they say shit to like
>that X tho
That X though what? What the fuck are you talking about or even trying to say?
>yeah breh that shit was on point!
What fucking point? You trying to say it was good? Stop speaking like an idiot.
>#keen
You fucking what?
>something something fleek
If you're not going to speak English with me then I can suggest at least 2 other languages we could try, but I suspect you don't know them so how about we just stick to English?
>hah nigga that's that low-key shit
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm not talking about music you retard.
Fucking normies man. It's impossible to understand their language.
>>28439942
If somebody comes up to you at a table where you're sitting alone and asks what's wrong, it's because they want to hear about your problems.
This is creepy as fuck
ogcom
>>28439940
He pauses for a minute like he's remembering something kind of funny then laughs "Oh Stacy? When is she not swallowing a load?
>think he's being nice
>"alright, th-thanks Chad"
>soon realize that he was only treating the weird loner nicely so he can bring him to church and look good
>>28439920
sure man what's one more? haha yours is probably pretty small I doubt she'll notice anything changed
>>28439909
come on when are they gonna have sex
>>28440369
All in good time senpai
>>28439565
>Yeah, I'm just really tired
Why do meaningless social interactions I experienced in high school still depress me, years later?
>>28440346
*haha want to compare dicks?, also can i cum in her ass*
>>28439982
*Dude i heard she puts semen in her water and stuff lmao, does she really love it that much?*
robot x chad OTP
>roleplaying
this thread is gay af
My dream OTP is robot x chad with a twist.Chad eventually gets into an accident and becomes paralyzed from the waist down. Chad is afraid Robot will leave him but Robot just becomes Chad's caretaker. It was never about appearances at all. Robot x wheelchair Chad best true love couple.
>>28439565
I thought he had demon eyes from the thumbnail. I don't speak to demons.
>>28439565
Yeah I'm cool man, thanks.
>>28439565
Fuck off Chad.
*walk away*
>>28439565
Sure, chad. I'm okay. I'm as okay as I'll ever be, Thanks, guy.
>>28439565
Holy shit being asked this in high school while you sat in the locker room eating alone was soul destroying. The same fucking person asking wouldn't even be genuinely interested in being your friend or in talking to you.
They only ask because it's not normal to be alone.
>>28439565
strangest thread on r9k right now tbqh
>>28439942
sucks to be you i guess. Has to be really bad if you are an autist and dumb too.
>>28439565
Fuck off Chad you stupid piece of shit you don't know anything
>Hey dude, you said you want to talk ? Fine let's talk
>Remember when i was 13, you and your buddies made fun of me, when you thought hitting me was a nice way to tell someone they are different ?
>Haha yeah i remember... Sorry dude
>Did you also knew that to this day i still have mementos of these time ? I lost total hearing from left ear, i have a scar on my left arm and another one next to me eye ?
>Woah dude... Sorry
>Did you knew that because everyone antagonized me, i wasn't able to bond with anyone to this day ? Socializing isn't too hard for me, i just feel like doing it is pointless
>I'm sorry bud. Is there anything i can do ?
>Yes. You tell me what path i have to take. >Because if normies excluded me because i don't belong with them thanks to my peculiar looks, and if robots don't want me on their website because i had sex a few times in my life, what am i supposed to do ? Do i really have to be alone more than 25 years ? I've grown tired.
>>28443927
>had sex a few times
>still complains about life
Jesus christ why are normies so retarded. Fuck off.
>>28439754
no it's really not
I was the weird aspie in high school
and chads still hung out with me because I said weird stuff that was funny and talked shit to dumb whores
