Is sticking your penis in a girl really all that great,? I feel like porn just makes it overrated.
I mean I can use my hand just fine and cum all the same. Maybe, it isn't as warm, but it gets the job done.
it's all about the intimacy and closeness my man
>>28429405
Loveless sex is boring.
that is an asshole he is sticking his dick in. might as well stick it in a man
>>28429505
True. That dick is going in her asshole.
Fucking a womens asshole isn't about the feeling but more of the domination aspect to it. It's hot for the first 10 seconds after you finally convinced her to let you stick it and you can tell she's really uncomfortable. But then you're board, it's not as wet as her pussy and you can't stick it back in her pussy without washing your dick off.
>>28429374
I find it pretty fascinating that a part of you would be inside someone else.
>>28429562
My girlfriend and I are going to try anal soon, is it better raw than vaginal sex with a condom? She's not on birth control and I'm too paranoid about pregnancy to do vaginal bare.
>>28429602
>based Mads will never be inside you
>>28429562
>Fucking a womens asshole isn't about the feeling but more of the domination aspect to it
To you maybe.
I just like knowing the fact I'm fucking the same hole she pooped out of earlier. Bonus points if it's a little dirty.
Might not feel as good as a vagina, but the feeling is perfectly fine lubed up.
>>28429405
>>28429486
This lost my virginity to a slut and i was just like this is it? but then got a GF and sex is way better.
>>28429374
Have you ever wondered why normie's lives literally revolve around it, do you think it's for no reason
>>28429786
Normies lives do not revolve around it Kissless Virgins just think it does.
>>28429822
Oh no, they do.
>>28429374
That pic makes me want to rape and pillage
>>28429374
Yeah it's way greater than using a hand OP.
Every girl is different but it feels a bit like putting your peepee into a a warm sock filled with wet oatmeal, or maybe a fresh-from-the-oven pound cake.
>>28429836
Normie virgins maybe, but just like with anything else once you experience something new and exciting for the 1st time it eventually just becomes regular.
It's not that special anymore
>>28429884
You're saying you know what it's like to stick your dick in a fresh-from-the-oven pound cake?
>>28429921
Who hasn't fucked something weird during our early years.
Her body looks like a penis
>>28429723
>I just like knowing the fact I'm fucking the same hole she pooped out of earlier
That's gross. And this is coming from someone who loves to lick a freshly cleaned asshole.
>>28429655
I havent had sex with a condom in so long that I dont even remember how good or bad it feels. All I know is that after a minute inside her ass you're just going to want to be somewhere else, her mouth, her pussy and you can't unless you go wash your dick off...unless she's a freaky bitch or doesn't care about infections.
>>28429505
>mans asshole is as good as woman
sure thing buddy, whatever helps you sleep at night
>>28429562
>you can't stick it back in her pussy without washing your dick off.
whos gonna stop me
>>28429687
>tfw you would rather touch Mads than a girl but neither will ever happen
>>28429562
But what about if she enjoys it and is the one asking for it?
>>28429980
>That's gross
Different strokes for different folks I guess.
I just have a major butt fetish.
How much preparation goes into anal sex? Like what steps do you have to take to ensure that it's safe and clean and there's no shit involved? How far in advance do you have to begin preparing?
>>28429405
>>28429486
But is it better than having sex witha horse?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnUEkmUqpk4
>>28430130
Eat corn the night before. If it comes out in the morning then you're good to go.
Sure you can clean it out some more if you like, but it's not good to do that too often.
>>28430218
Something tells me this is a troll attempt.
>>28430130
Google it you dumb tard, why the fuck are you asking about sex advice on /r9k/
>>28429486
Only once you're past like 19.
>>28429374
it feels pretty great OP
>too bad the last time i had it was 4 years ago
Another HUGE difference is that you actually are working with your body, not just your hand.
Having vigorous sex is a workout. You are doing all sorts of movements and touching that a virgin like you can't even imagine.
it's fucking nothing. I'm completely serious here, too. I promise no epic trolling. It's just some stupid bullshit thing that doesn't feel that good at all, and it's almost impossible for the girl to make you cum. It's stupid. (I've never done it with a girl I actually cared about though. So maybe that's different?)
>>28430130
My girlfriend loves anal so we do it at least once a week. You just don't have any business in her asshole if you're terrified of seeing shit. What the fuck do you expect? That said, I've done it maybe 50 times now and only had to deal with very small amounts of fecal residue a couple of times. I don't even let her know about it.
We put down towels because anal makes her squirt and they're handy to deal with any general mess. Lots of lube. KY Jelly is fantastic. The flavored shit stings my woman.
The people who say it's more about psychology are right though. Physically it isn't as good as pussy, but I still find it fun.
>>28430257
How so?
That's Puma Swede's advice.
>>28430282
Is rather read something with some personal flavor possibly supported by anecdotes than some lame sterilized guide written all formally.
>>28429374
No. It's way better than your hands. Actually (at least for me) the greater font of pleasure is seeing the girl enjoying your dick inside her and begging to pound harder. Sounds gay but it's something much more emotional than physical.
>>28430342
>it's almost impossible for the girl to make you cum
What, during actual Intercourse or through blowjobs and handjobs? Because if Intercourse can't make you cum thats a sign that you ruined your dicks sensitivity somehow (e.g. circumcision, death grip, impotence)
It's all in the domination and causing an inferior being to suffer for the sake of your pleasure. My fleshlight feels better than my gf and I make this known to her. That said, my fleshligh doesn't say ouch when I put it in the butthole shaped sleeve. It can't taste or smell my unwashed dick or rancid cum either.
>>28429562
I've switched between the two. If she gets an infection I still have the two superior holes. She's a dumb cunt and doesn't realize this but I use mineral oil as lube just because of it's fun effects of vagina ecology. Also it's thick and cheaper than silicone.
>>28429655
Sex isn't even worth having with a condom, seriously, you won't want to go back after that. I've mastered coitus interruptus but still enjoy anal because it feels a lot better cumming inside. I kind of feel cheated when I have to pull out.
>>28430130
If she has a decent diet there is no shit. Popcorn is a delicious healthy snack and on top of regularly eating other good sources of fiber like whole wheat pasta/bread vegetable, and oats it should be clean. Poop isn't stored in the rectum anyway unless you are very sick. It's held in the sigmoid, and assuming you are one of the .05% long enough to reach that far you still have a sphincter to get past, and she has no control over it like the first one or even somewhat control like with the second. There is never poop unless you're fucking a nasty bitch. Safety is mainly STDs and not going in so dry you perforate her colon. preparation can be as little as 30 seconds to lube up your dick and finger her butt a couple times to a much better have her shit earlier before a shower and wait at least 30 minutes after the bowel movement for her butt to calm back down.
>>28431259
Yeah bro, I like to fuck my gfs butt when it's packed to the brim with shit.
Then when I grow weary of her tears & sobbing I flip her over upside down and as I jamming my brown smeared cock down her throat, her poop flies are over her body marking her as the dirty worthless whore she is.
Really shows her who the true Alpha male is.
>>28431498
That's disgusting. If you were really alpha she would keep her butt clean for you. I can't remember the last time I had shit on my dick after finishing.
>>28429374
Depends, both times ive had sex it was pretty shit, first felt like a cock ring and second she just tightened on my cock and made it swell for a few days.
Pretty shit-tier i prefer to wank really
>Fucking crazy ex-gf in ass
>Cum in her balls deep
>Pull out and make her suck my cock
>She actually does it
>Looks at me with those crazy eyes after
I just thought I'd share. It was by far the hottest thing I've ever seen, right out of my porns.
>>28431569
It's not humiliating enough if it's clean, I might as well just fuck her vagina then.
>>28431391
Man, this is so faggy
>>28431637
You can still make her suck you clean, the psychological impact should be similar. I just hate shit and tell my bitch to not be gross. If your way works for you then have fun. What matters is we both hurt women.
>>28431647
Not really. Ideally it goes without saying, but at most you tell her once. If she can't remember then your bitch is a certified retard. You understand we're talking about fucking women in the ass right? You'll be better off at >>>/lgbt/ if you're wanting to fuck men in the ass. I assume the process is similar though. You just have to determine who gets to be the boy. Probably whoever has the bigger peepee.
>>28431695
Best part of anal tbqhwyf
>>28429602
>>28430031
i am 100% straight but if Mads invited me to dinner and acted like Hanni i would let him make love to my boipusi, i want him to tell me i am a good boy.
>>28431812
>he thinks this is actual shit
