Why won't anybody be my friend?
I can think of a few reasons desu fampai
>>28429429
Literally try to name one
>>28429361
>>28429532
what's the matter dude?
you look above average . dont know why you cant get any pussy. it should go automatically with that face of yours.
i would suggest going to a bar and just drink some , and let the pussy flow your way.
facial and body nothing wrong , i think you have mental issue ?
>>28429532
you wear a fedora
that's a pretty big one
>>28429361
I don't know, you seem crazy, with the slitting of your arms and all.
Unless you're just joking with me and that's all fake blood.
Pic related, its me, I look like you btw but I have lighter hair.
>>28429824
your room looks big , richfag ?
>>28429532
btw are you the guy from that one pic(severe depression etc)? also timestamp
>>28429862
Upper middleclass, actually.
Envious of my wealth? Because let me tell you, it doesn't get you friends or women... Which is why I look like that in photos but inside I'm enraged and sad.
>>28429824
failed norm
What have you done to make friends?
>>28429361
Post the meme picture you know the one
>>28429898
nope , no envy . i just think that wealth can reduce some mental problems as work related shit .
no more anxiety about money problems. thats all.
i agree with that money wont get you friends , i already figured that one out.
>>28429907
True... Unfortunately.
>>28429769
>you look above average
That's why I'm a kissles, hugless, virgin, shut-in with no friends
>>28429874
All these pictures are old
>>28429942
I've tried just about everything online which is pretty much the only thing I know.
I don't have any hobbies or activities or anything in real life. I just want a real life friend.
>>28429958
You're a good man, OP.
I can see your soul inside you.
>>28429361
OMG JUST STOP THIS PLEASE. I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND, POST SKYPE
>>28430022
this is horrbile pls dont do this
>>28430022
youre never gonna have a real life friend because you're a fucking weirdo creep. nobody likes self mutilators and youll probably just bitch a lot
>>28430022
i meant like your a 7.5 / 8 for the face to me (no homo)
your better looking than me + you arent skinny like me wich i prefer , you have good body type.
same here kh-v with n-f .
just stop with the cutting , try jogging outside.
i'm grill btw, I'm your bug fan. I want to help.
why can't you just fuck off you stupid cunt
>>28430022
If you don't have any hobbies or activities, what are you really trying to get out of a friend? Someone to entertain you? Someone who is going to make you more interesting? That's not how friends work, bro.
You need to work on becoming worthwhile before you start dragging other people into your life. Why are you slicing up your arms and posting this shit online? You need to really dig deep and figure that shit out or else you will only find yourself in more pain when anyone you do befriend fucking splits after they realize you have nothing to offer. You need to find a hobby. You need to take the opportunities provided to you and explore yourself. Find a hobby. Do you like music? Do you like art? Traveling? Think about this shit and start building the kind of person you want to be. Who do you want to hang out with? You have to build these traits within yourself if you ever truly want to successfully draw in good friendships.
No one will love you until you love yourself, OP.
I want mutilator Australian bf.
>>28430022
Summer is coming have fun hiding those scars
>>28430022
Gayfag? I'll be your friend with benefits :^)
>>28429532
Fuck you're an extreme dude. Funny as fuck. I like people like you who don't do things in half measures.
>>28430022
I know your type, good looks but autism or something. My advice: Go to a bar and hook up, don't talk too much though if you do have autism.
I'm ugly so I just fuck prostitutes and live happy
pls be my friend, OP
This breaks my heart to see. I hope you are able to make peace with whatever is bothering you and get help. Sending prayers and good vibes your way.
>>28430303
how much do you pay (hour) ?
do you specific look at something when you decide to call someone ?
over what period of time do you get a prostitute ?
I'm in love with you OP. Mye heart os bleeding, but I'm attracted to people whom I can help at least by chatting.
>>28430303
>fucking smeone who's disgusted of you, basically rapig
>living happy
>>28430456
Positive energy, positive energy
Just say that and you forget all the negatives
I love you OP! I'd be your bestest friend forever! Come here and hug me!! Then let's dance for a little!
>>28430395
Ah I just go to Amsterdam's red light district if I feel really horny. Tbh my labido is declining now so I don't use them so often. When I get out of uni I'll just buy an expensive sex toy probably.
>>28430615
am from amsterdam too. :)
red LD is too busy with tourist and all , i hate walking there.
>>28430435
>>28430597
Frick you two sluts, OP should be with me! ._.
>cutting your arms just so you can force yourself as a meme on a Vietnamese depression forum
if I had a smug anime girl to post, I would
>>28430456
Also, trannies (especially ones that look kinda shitty) tend to have way lower standards. I got a really excellent bj from a tranny (I lost my virginity to him actually), I'm not gay or bi or anything, I just thought it was an ugly girl. I went with a qt later, she charged double and looked at herself in the mirror the whole time also it was rushed as hell.
>>28430252
>what are you really trying to get out of a friend? Someone to entertain you? Someone who is going to make you more interesting?
Someone I can actually relate to and enjoy their company while they enjoy mine
>find a hobby
I tried drawing, I don't like it.
I hate musicians.
I don't like normal people things. I don't want to do something I don't like to meet people I don't like and make relationships I don't want.
>>28430103
skype: card.booru
kik: cardboorubox
>>28430303
I don't want sex, I don't think a sexual relationship is possible.
I want some kind of human relationship. I don't even know if I can fucking do that. People talk to me online and I get scared or I'm just too undesirable to converse with.
>>28429361
>mfw people think "just world fallacy" is a real thing despite the fact that people like OP get punished for being retarded and people like me get rewarded for actually working for what i want
>mfw people will actually berate me for attention whoring in an attention whoring thread
>mfw better than OP in every way
>mfw inb4 no true scotsman bullshit i legitimately just want to shit on losers in my spare time and thats nowhere near as bad as being alone and sad lmao
>>28430657
Yeah its hard to build up the courage.
Go in one of the closed off bits at night, its more private in there.
What's your problem then?
>>28430729
somebody send the coppers on this guy he's a threat to himself!
>>28430729
Fuck off faggot
oringsklll
I will be your friend. I have no girls or anything for you to hook up with though.
>>28430729
>>28429361
Do you have two bathrooms which are identical but with a reversed floor plan?
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28380470/#28388707
Stop giving this dickhead attention
>>28430729
Hmm, that is harder.
My tips and tricks
- Stay positive, don't allow the outside world dictate how you feel on the inside. You are like a sponge, you absorb negativity from people so cut any negative A holes out of your life.
Learn patience and focus your mind. Try to meditate sometimes.
Always improve yourself everyday, set goals and reach them (workout for example) it'll give life a sense of direction.
>>28430880
I want to believe someone else was pretending to be op to false flag him as an asshole.
>Even Chad is a useless fuckup
WHAT HOPE IS THERE FOR ME
>>28430729
Come to melbourne
>>28430771
>our problem then?
i think i can do that .
anxiety and little bit autism , difficulty with approaching people.
anyone else /satisfiedbybadpeopleinpain/ here?
>>28431001
That was the first time that picture was used on 4chan.
http://desustorage.org/r9k/search/image/Z1HrKQVAN2NsImsURHM1pg/
OP is in all probability a pretty awful person who realized he could get a girlfriend if he kept doing this.
>>28429361
Never dealt with a male PD patient but I'm sure the character traits are the same.
You should call a crisis line or see your Dr. to get a referral to a Psychiatrist. From there you will start getting the attention you desire and start opening up more and more until you get formed and sent to an inpatient unit so a few meds can be tried in order to chill you the fuck out.
This crap usually gets more manageable once you're past your thirties (impulsive/harmful behaviour) but consistent supports for you will definitely need to be in place.
Anyway, there are lots of others like you in the same boat.
Oh and another thing - I'll guarantee you as soon as you're on the psych ward, you'll have one or two girls cling on to you and not leave your side till you leave. It's fascinating and happens every time. Although....they are just like you, so you decide if that's a good thing or not.
pls OP, I can't stop dreaming of you... pls respond to me...
>>28430733
What are you saying exactly, I can't tell if youre complaining or laughing
>>28430706
>I'm not gay
> I fuck men
oh well
>>28429361
Ayy bby I'd like to lick yo wounds senpai
>>28431058
I want to save my little prince from self-harming ._.
>>28431032
I say "your problem" because I'm ugly, I don't really have other problems
If you had to choose autism or ugliness what would you choose? I would say autism but its possible to get jobs and shit as an ugly guy, Id think that would be a lot harder with autism?
OP, I'll post you pics of my tits and cunt, will it make you feel better? I hope so ._.
>>28431165
Did you read >>28430880?
Is growing a beard, slicing up your arms, and being a shitty person the solution to the no gf problem?
>>28431092
I didn't fuck his anus though and he did look like a chick.
>>28431177
being handsoeme and autistic is worse. At least if you're ugly and socially active you'll be fine with getting someone as ugly as you're. And if you're autistic you can't get anyone same handsome but you're disgusted by someone uglier.
>>28431001
>>28431063
Why are people surprised when someone who is mentally ill has an undesirable personality? You have this fucking idea that the guy with no friends is going to be some ideal you've created in your head and that's he's not some antisocial and bitter fucking manlet
The pictures and attention-whoring is ironic and dissociative, the feels aren't.
>>28431070
>as soon as you're on the psych ward, you'll have one or two girls cling on to you and not leave your side till you leave
There were no girls on my floor below 30 and they were literally crack-whores. 'vulnerable females' and adolescents had their own floors.
And fucking 6'2, schizo chad gets the attention of the nurses while 6'2 nurse chad is 'accompanying' the vulnerable girls to the cafeteria floor. Obviously he's going to be much more desirable.
>>28431212
faggot
>>28431207
I doubt I can be his real gf cuz I live in another country, but I want to help him as much as possible. I'm that type of females which like to take care and morally support guys. I'm the bleeding heart.
>>28431251
Hmm, I can't find any gfs though even ugly ones say no.
And I'm not socially active.
So idk maybe we are equally fucked?
>>28431301
I'm not gay 1v1 me
>>28431282
>The pictures and attention-whoring is ironic
That's complete bullshit. This thread is not a joke. You are not kidding when you try to find a girl from Australia. The remarkable thing is that you probably believe what you're saying. If you want to communicate the feel of being friendless or cutting, fucking talk about it, don't become a complete /soc/ faggot and pretend you're joking about it.
>someone who is mentally ill has an undesirable personality
>because I have a personality disorder I am exonerated for trying to make strangers on the internet cut themselves out of a genuine desire to make people suffer
You're an awful person. I would not be remotely surprised if you were lying about being friendless.
>>28431301
Also I know loads of chicks that look more like men than the tranny did. What's more gay, getting sucked off by the ugly 'Woman' or the qt trap?
>>28431282
>why are people surprised...
Because we like you and want to assume the best about you
>>28431465
The reasons are that you think he's attractive (which is honestly uncertain because he has a pretty full beard and he's wearing sunglasses) and he seems like a pathetic victim.
>>28431072
im having a good laugh because OPs life is trash and he's acting out instead of fixing it.
>>28431448
I've been talking about it for years without ever posting anything of myself
It's just getting more painful every day
I don't have photos of my face anywhere
I do want to find a girl in Australia
I don't think a sexual relationship is possible at this point
I want someone I can relate to, I want a real life close relationship with a person for once in my life.
>You're an awful person
I want to emphasize this point
>>28431633
That's probably the most sensible response
>>28431651
I can understand hating people, but targeting other vulnerable people in similar situations is fucking despicable. I do not care if you don't have friends, I don't either.
>>28431574
Yes he's attractive, its how relationships work. Something about that person has to seem appealing. But its not a physical attraction, it doesn't matter how short or fat he might be. What's attractive is his personality, he might be a real asshole but he's also really miserable deep down. Some just want a guy like that
OP is another attention whoring faggot, no different from a roastie
>>28431765
Everything just screams bpd doesn't it?
>>28431782
>he might be a real asshole but he's also really miserable deep down
In all honesty this even might not be particularly true. Never trust cutters, they are extremely manipulative and obsessed with the fear of abandonment. OP might even have a fairly active social life.
>>28431845
That would be the biggest betrayal, I could endure an abusive asshole but not a liar
>>28431729
Bryce?
>>28432034
Tell me about Bryce.
>>28431782
The only reason anybody is saying OP is attractive is purely out of pity
>>28431729
If you really have to cut yourself at least do it on your quads. You 100% will regret cutting your forearms I did it and I have faint scars on one of my arms and I'm always self conscious and afraid the light will hit my arm wrong and people at work will see them
>>28432270
you only say that because you haven't lost all hope, abandonment doesn't terrify you, if you get rejected you just move on with your life, OP is attractive because he's the opposite of you
>>28429361
All that blood going to waste
Donate your blood once in a while senpai, someone could really use it. That's what helped me stop. You don't have to wait for blood drives, there's a website where you can look up local blood centers and schedule an appointment. It's so easy you can even book the day and time online. You also get free snacks that are really good
>>28432319
In all likelihood I have some kind of OCD and when you mix that with one leg being shorter than the other then you obsess consistently about your legs every second just moving
I cannot stand any more problems with my legs
It's all fucking babycuts anyway. They'll heal.
>>28432403
>OP is attractive because he is as mentally ill as me
Women are a mistake.
This thread is also proof that women on 4chan largely have BPD.
Hi OP, i thought you were just a young ir0nik memer
now i kind of wish that is what you were
>>28432508
I've already accepted my shortcomings, if you haven't yet as well I suggest you go back to whatever mentally stable website you came from
>>28431827
ding ding ding ding ding
original ding
>>28429361
>>28429532
You look like chad
Fuck off
>wow op u so sex-c, I'd totally d8 u
>2 people add me
>1 is a nice gay normalfag
>1 is russian haxor trying to get my IP address
Nice
>>28432994
some of us can't even get a nice gay, you should be more greatful
Hey OP if you saw my scars you'd say there was no reason I did that to myself. Yet you give yourself the same treatment? I hope you learn to treat yourself kindly instead of badly in the future. If you are kind person and are nice to others just branch off some of your niceness to yourself. No one can do the real self esteem thing for you. <3 Hugs if you want them. Sorry I'm so gay.
>>28433198
>If you are kind person and are nice to others just branch off some of your niceness to yourself
I laughed. Read the thread.
>>28433198
Everyone who selfharms is a fucking retard
What even phone is that?
just wondering
>>28433629
Huawei
It's really nice
>>28432423
Wouldn't donating blood imply helping others?
Prob cuz u keep bleedin on errthang.
>>28429862
For real. Look at them big ass rich fag windows.
I'd not get close because I don't want blood on my clothes but if you put bandages on that stuff I'd be your friend anon.
>>28433629
They are so incredibly homoerotic on the show. I swear they're baiting with it.
